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Hey. Hey.

How's it going?

Not bad. Just hanging out. How are you? It's going good.

You know, it was really good to see you last night. I had so much fun. And that

movie was really, really good. I wasn't expecting that ending.

I know.

Same. It was a good night.

I'm glad we were able to hang out.

For sure.

So, I don't know how your son is, but mine lately...

Has been a complete nightmare.

I hear you 100%. Lucas has been the same way. He never leaves his room. He never

cleans his room. And he just has piles of laundry everywhere.

Like, I don't think he knows how to do his laundry.

Ryan can't even cook.

He doesn't even study half the time. I just, I don't even understand what he's

doing in his room.

Seriously. Like, what are they going to do with themselves?

And they're supposed to go to college.

Right.

I've been thinking of this crazy idea.

I like your crazy ideas.

Okay, well, this is a crazy one.

You know, they are about to go to college and I really think it would be a

good idea if maybe we swapped places for a day and

I could maybe...

entice Lucas to do some things and you could entice Ryan to do some things.

You know, use our powerful ways.

I mean, I know Lucas has always had kind of a crush on you. You know, it might

motivate them to light a fire under their asses to learn how to take care of

themselves before college.

So I'm in. Let's do it. I'm glad that you like my idea. I have nothing better

going on.

And please, for the love of God, get him out of the house.

Shall we start today?

Yeah. Sounds good. I'll be here.

See you soon. All right. Bye.

What are you doing in my room?

And, uh, where's my mom?

Your mom and I had a little bit of a plan for today.

Okay. You see, since you don't listen to her, and my son doesn't listen to me,

we figured, what better than swap for the day?

Because, unlike your mom, I have a role.

Okay, so you're going to separate the colors from the white because you don't

want to mix them together. If you mix the colors with the white laundry, it

either really gross colored looking or it can even turn the white into

completely different, pinkish looking.

I don't even need to do this.

Well, I'm going to marry somebody.

You're about to go to college. You need to learn how to do your own laundry.

Well, get a girlfriend.

It's really not that hard. Watch. All right.

So, white.

Wow, look. It's really difficult.

Colored.

Colored.

Yeah. Colored. Okay, yeah. Dark. I think I got it.

You got it? Okay, awesome.

Now, get back down there.

That's definitely.

Okay. Yeah.

Dark? Yes. This pile.

Dark.

See,

it's really not that hard.

You just have a few more darks to go.

I really hope that you're paying attention.

I really hope you're going to remember to do that. You're going to have to in

college.

You're not going to have a girlfriend or, you know.

Mommy to help you.

Okay. Okay? Yeah.

Yes. Okay. I got it.

Awesome.

Not that hard.

Yeah. At least I didn't have to teach you how to measure detergent. You could

that on your own at least.

I'm going to measure it. Yeah.

Now that we've done that.

We're done?

No. Nice try though.

Back to your room. Okay.

your room this is disgusting and you think you're gonna have a girlfriend

girls sleep in this okay watch and learn watch this is so simple are you ready

okay so you can go over here Wow look at that oh my gosh

get all this off it look at that more laundry you can do later and you already

know how

wow

i'm really impressed that's a good boy i guess

maybe i should come over more often now you're able to do laundry clean your

room make your bed

What else you can do?

What do you think you're doing? What the fuck are you doing here? You can't be

masturbating in here. Why not? It's my house.

Where's my mom?

She's gone. We decided that we're gonna do a mom swap because you and Lucas are

terribly behaved children.

And unless you shape up, she's sending you to military instead of college.

That's bullshit. Wait, why isn't she telling me?

I've got a few things to show you. Come with me. Okay, Ryan, focus.

Look at this photo.

See the map?

What ecosystem is the Sahara Desert?

Oh my god, no, focus. Come on, put the phone down.

Okay, I can do that.

Antarctica? What were we talking about? You're not focused.

You know what? You know what?

We'll just help you focus.

Okay, where is the Sahara Desert?

What ecosystem?

Brazil. It's a desert. It's a desert. Hey!

There we go!

Oh my god.

Where?

Fuck yeah. Okay. Write it down.

How do you spell that?

Yeah, that's good.

All right, now we're working on the rainforest.

Where in the world is the rainforest?

Is it in Antarctica or South America?

Write it down. Good.

All right, now put your phone down. Okay.

Put it down.

Okay, okay.

Put the glass up. Mm -hmm.

Up. There we go. Now turn the water on.

Soap. You need soap.

No. No, honey. Just put some on the sponge or something.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, you know?

You've got to focus on the board when you want to get it clean.

Mm -hmm.

It helps you focus, right?

Okay.

Ryan, focus.

Yeah. Good. Put the phone away.

Grab the bowl.

Now rinse it.

It's clean now.

Good. See?

You're going to be great at college. Okay.

You're going to use a sponge for this.

Focus.

Okay?

Now scrub the plate.

Good.

Rinse it off.

Rinse it.

Don't drop it.

All right, now set it off to the side.

Good. See, there you go.

You're doing great. You're going to be great at college.

All right, yeah, good. See, you're already ahead of yourself.

Scrub that last plate.

Very good.

Now rinse it off.

Welcome home.

Alright, wanna go to the living room?

Sure.

Go

sit

down.

Thanks, Hannah.

Okay, boys.

So you boys have shown just a massive improvement in your behavior.

So we want to make sure that you guys will be taking care of things,

being responsible, being okay without your mommy in the picture.

And if you both keep this behavior up, we have a very, very

special reward for both of you.

What's the reward?

Should we show them?

I think so.

I promise you're going to be really good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we promise.

You really promise?

Yes, ma 'am.

I didn't know your son is such a big cock.

Just like his dad.

I didn't need to know that.

Just focus on me.

You're both going to be so responsible in college.

Do you think my hand feels good? Imagine what my mouth feels like.

Take those pants off. You won't be needing those.

Mm -hmm.

How badly do you want me to suck your cock?

How about my mature mouth? It's so much better than those college girls.

Uh -huh.

Yeah. Yes.

You're like your mom's best friend, but you can't talk.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, holy fuck.

This is so good.

We're definitely going to be better.

Holy shit.

I took your son's cock out the way you told me to throw it.

Dude, your mom is such a fucking slut.

Maybe you

should try the technique I'm using on your son.

Raise your hand and your mouth at the same time.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, your mom is such a dick.

Oh, my God. Your mom's head games out this world.

Holy...

So good.

Tell me yes, mommy. That feels so good.

Nice and fucking wet.

You're doing your laundry and cleaning your room. Who knows

how many rewards you'll get.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh,

God.

Yeah,

come lay right by me.

I know

it's not

proper etiquette to speak with your mouth full of something.

But can you come if you like it?

This is crazy.

There you go. Oh, yes.

Call me mommy when you fuck me. Yeah, yeah. Okay, mommy.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it.

That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it.

Oh my god, I don't think I've ever been this hard.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. That's it, that's it, that's it,

that's it.

Yeah mom, you just sucked dick like that.

It wasn't bad.

Such a bad mommy.

I grind up my son's cock.

This person is magical.

I think so.

I don't need to go to college.

Yeah, we can be good.

Ah.

Yes, Mommy, huh?

That dick is so good.

Holy shit.

You guys should put that into each other's mouths.

Healthy protein.

You should swallow it.

It's on your chin.

Gaggle it.

Best idea ever.

I think we can send them to college now.

I think they're ready.

Their behavior is going to be on point.