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Hey. Hey.
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How's it going?
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Not bad. Just hanging out. How are you?
It's going good.
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You know, it was really good to see you
last night. I had so much fun. And that
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movie was really, really good. I wasn't
expecting that ending.
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I know.
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Same. It was a good night.
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I'm glad we were able to hang out.
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For sure.
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So, I don't know how your son is, but
mine lately...
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Has been a complete nightmare.
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I hear you 100%. Lucas has been the same
way. He never leaves his room. He never
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cleans his room. And he just has piles
of laundry everywhere.
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Like, I don't think he knows how to do
his laundry.
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Ryan can't even cook.
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He doesn't even study half the time. I
just, I don't even understand what he's
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doing in his room.
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Seriously. Like, what are they going to
do with themselves?
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And they're supposed to go to college.
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Right.
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I've been thinking of this crazy idea.
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I like your crazy ideas.
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Okay, well, this is a crazy one.
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You know, they are about to go to
college and I really think it would be a
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good idea if maybe we swapped places for
a day and
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I could maybe...
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entice Lucas to do some things and you
could entice Ryan to do some things.
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You know, use our powerful ways.
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I mean, I know Lucas has always had kind
of a crush on you. You know, it might
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motivate them to light a fire under
their asses to learn how to take care of
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themselves before college.
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So I'm in. Let's do it. I'm glad that
you like my idea. I have nothing better
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going on.
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And please, for the love of God, get him
out of the house.
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Shall we start today?
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Yeah. Sounds good. I'll be here.
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See you soon. All right. Bye.
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What are you doing in my room?
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And, uh, where's my mom?
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Your mom and I had a little bit of a
plan for today.
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Okay. You see, since you don't listen to
her, and my son doesn't listen to me,
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we figured, what better than swap for
the day?
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Because, unlike your mom, I have a role.
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Okay, so you're going to separate the
colors from the white because you don't
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want to mix them together. If you mix
the colors with the white laundry, it
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either really gross colored looking or
it can even turn the white into
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completely different, pinkish looking.
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I don't even need to do this.
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Well, I'm going to marry somebody.
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You're about to go to college. You need
to learn how to do your own laundry.
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Well, get a girlfriend.
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It's really not that hard. Watch. All
right.
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So, white.
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Wow, look. It's really difficult.
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Colored.
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Colored.
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Yeah. Colored. Okay, yeah. Dark. I think
I got it.
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You got it? Okay, awesome.
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Now, get back down there.
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That's definitely.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Dark? Yes. This pile.
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Dark.
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See,
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it's really not that hard.
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You just have a few more darks to go.
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I really hope that you're paying
attention.
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I really hope you're going to remember
to do that. You're going to have to in
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college.
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You're not going to have a girlfriend
or, you know.
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Mommy to help you.
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Okay. Okay? Yeah.
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Yes. Okay. I got it.
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Awesome.
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Not that hard.
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Yeah. At least I didn't have to teach
you how to measure detergent. You could
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that on your own at least.
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I'm going to measure it. Yeah.
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Now that we've done that.
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We're done?
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No. Nice try though.
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Back to your room. Okay.
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your room this is disgusting and you
think you're gonna have a girlfriend
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girls sleep in this okay watch and learn
watch this is so simple are you ready
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okay so you can go over here Wow look at
that oh my gosh
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get all this off it look at that more
laundry you can do later and you already
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know how
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wow
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i'm really impressed that's a good boy i
guess
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maybe i should come over more often now
you're able to do laundry clean your
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room make your bed
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What else you can do?
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What do you think you're doing? What the
fuck are you doing here? You can't be
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masturbating in here. Why not? It's my
house.
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Where's my mom?
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She's gone. We decided that we're gonna
do a mom swap because you and Lucas are
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terribly behaved children.
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And unless you shape up, she's sending
you to military instead of college.
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That's bullshit. Wait, why isn't she
telling me?
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I've got a few things to show you. Come
with me. Okay, Ryan, focus.
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Look at this photo.
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See the map?
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What ecosystem is the Sahara Desert?
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Oh my god, no, focus. Come on, put the
phone down.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Antarctica? What were we talking about?
You're not focused.
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You know what? You know what?
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We'll just help you focus.
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Okay, where is the Sahara Desert?
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What ecosystem?
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Brazil. It's a desert. It's a desert.
Hey!
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There we go!
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Oh my god.
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Where?
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Fuck yeah. Okay. Write it down.
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How do you spell that?
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Yeah, that's good.
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All right, now we're working on the
rainforest.
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Where in the world is the rainforest?
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Is it in Antarctica or South America?
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Write it down. Good.
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All right, now put your phone down.
Okay.
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Put it down.
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Okay, okay.
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Put the glass up. Mm -hmm.
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Up. There we go. Now turn the water on.
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Soap. You need soap.
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No. No, honey. Just put some on the
sponge or something.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay, you know?
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You've got to focus on the board when
you want to get it clean.
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Mm -hmm.
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It helps you focus, right?
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Okay.
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Ryan, focus.
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Yeah. Good. Put the phone away.
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Grab the bowl.
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Now rinse it.
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It's clean now.
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Good. See?
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You're going to be great at college.
Okay.
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You're going to use a sponge for this.
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Focus.
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Okay?
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Now scrub the plate.
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Good.
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Rinse it off.
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Rinse it.
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Don't drop it.
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All right, now set it off to the side.
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Good. See, there you go.
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You're doing great. You're going to be
great at college.
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All right, yeah, good. See, you're
already ahead of yourself.
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Scrub that last plate.
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Very good.
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Now rinse it off.
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Welcome home.
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Alright, wanna go to the living room?
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Sure.
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Go
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sit
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down.
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Thanks, Hannah.
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Okay, boys.
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So you boys have shown just a massive
improvement in your behavior.
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So we want to make sure that you guys
will be taking care of things,
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being responsible, being okay without
your mommy in the picture.
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And if you both keep this behavior up,
we have a very, very
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special reward for both of you.
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What's the reward?
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Should we show them?
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I think so.
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I promise you're going to be really
good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we promise.
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You really promise?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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I didn't know your son is such a big
cock.
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Just like his dad.
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I didn't need to know that.
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Just focus on me.
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You're both going to be so responsible
in college.
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Do you think my hand feels good? Imagine
what my mouth feels like.
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Take those pants off. You won't be
needing those.
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Mm -hmm.
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How badly do you want me to suck your
cock?
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How about my mature mouth? It's so much
better than those college girls.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Yes.
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You're like your mom's best friend, but
you can't talk.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, holy fuck.
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This is so good.
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We're definitely going to be better.
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Holy shit.
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I took your son's cock out the way you
told me to throw it.
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Dude, your mom is such a fucking slut.
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Maybe you
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should try the technique I'm using on
your son.
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Raise your hand and your mouth at the
same time.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck, your mom is such a dick.
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Oh, my God. Your mom's head games out
this world.
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Holy...
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So good.
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Tell me yes, mommy. That feels so good.
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Nice and fucking wet.
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You're doing your laundry and cleaning
your room. Who knows
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how many rewards you'll get.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God.
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Yeah,
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come lay right by me.
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I know
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it's not
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proper etiquette to speak with your
mouth full of something.
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But can you come if you like it?
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This is crazy.
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There you go. Oh, yes.
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Call me mommy when you fuck me. Yeah,
yeah. Okay, mommy.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's it. That's it. That's it.
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That's it.
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That's it. That's it.
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That's it. That's it. That's it. That's
it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
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That's it. That's it. That's it. That's
it.
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That's it.
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Oh my god, I don't think I've ever been
this hard.
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god. That's it, that's it, that's it,
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that's it.
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Yeah mom, you just sucked dick like
that.
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It wasn't bad.
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Such a bad mommy.
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I grind up my son's cock.
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This person is magical.
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I think so.
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I don't need to go to college.
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Yeah, we can be good.
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Ah.
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Yes, Mommy, huh?
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That dick is so good.
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Holy shit.
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You guys should put that into each
other's mouths.
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Healthy protein.
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You should swallow it.
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It's on your chin.
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Gaggle it.
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Best idea ever.
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I think we can send them to college now.
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I think they're ready.
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Their behavior is going to be on point.
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