All language subtitles for Gilligans Island 1979 The Castaways On Gilligans Island.eng

Just sit right back and you'll hear a
tale, a tale of a fateful trip That

started from this traffic port aboard
this tiny ship The mate was a mighty

sailing man, the skipper brave and sure
Five passengers set sail that day for a

three -hour tour, a three -hour tour The

weather started getting rough, the tiny
ship was tossed If not for the courage

of a fearless crew, the minnow would be
lost.

The minnow would be lost.

The ship's aground on the shore of this
uncharted desert isle. With Gilligan,

the skipper too.

The millionaire and his wife.

The movie star, the professor and
Marianne. Here on

Gilligan's Island.

Will you please get lost?

I am lost. We're all lost, remember?

Oh, I remember only too well.

And who's responsible for getting us
lost and shipwrecked? You know who that

don't you? Of course, I did. Don't you
remember?

Gilligan, I'm telling you, if we don't
find some fresh water pretty soon, being

shipwrecked is going to be the least of
our problems.

What's the most?

We'll all be dead.

That's the most, all right.

Salt water again.

That tidal wave has wrecked all the
underground springs.

With this equipment we've got, we just
can't seem to reach fresh water.

But I'll have to keep on trying. Yeah,
let me help you, Skipper.

Just as I expected.

What?

Would you go drill your own well?

Professor, have you seen my coconut?

Yes, Gilligan, it's right there.

Oh, thanks.

You know, Gilligan, I have spent the
last ten minutes trying to put these

together. You didn't do a very good job,
did you?

Gilligan, you have an absolute knack for
doing the wrong thing at the wrong

time. No, sometimes I do the wrong thing
at the right time or the right thing at

the wrong... You took the whole radio
apart.

That's right, I am trying to get it to
work.

Why don't you put it back together
again?

Gilligan, these wires are corroded. The
condensers are full of salt water and

the solid state circuitry is cracked.

Maybe that's why it doesn't work.

I do wish those turtles would lay
rounder eggs.

Perhaps they'd grow better if you hard
-boiled them.

Capital idea, lovey. That way the yolks
wouldn't slosh so much.

Mr. Howell?

Gilligan.

That was a gimme.

I fixed the radio!

I fixed the radio!

You did it! You did it! Storms are
predicted throughout the area.

Rain squalls are due by late afternoon.

And here is the latest word on the
search for the Minnow 2.

This is the 12th day since the tiny
craft was lost in a storm at sea.

The Coast Guard announced they are
abandoning their search.

It must be presumed that...

We now resume our scheduled program.

Happy talk.

Pardon me.

Propeller. The engine.

Propeller. Engine.

Airplane.

It is an

airplane.

And an engine!

I

can't

believe it!

Professor, the guy that landed this
plane sure must have been some pilot,

Well, Gilligan, this plane has been
falling apart for the last 20 years,

like your brain.

Professor, how did this airplane here,
this game leaving, and that aircraft

there, explain to me, how did they get
here?

Yeah, and the machine shop, too. I've
given that a lot of thought.

Two disabled military aircraft in the
work shed with tools and drums of

gasoline.

I believe that indicates that there was
probably an emergency landing strip on

this island during the war, covered over
through the ears by the jungle.

Listen, I got a great idea. Why don't we
put the two planes together, make one,

and then you can fly us out of here,
Professor?

Oh, Gilligan, that is the dumbest, the
stupidest, the most ridiculous, lame

-brained idea you ever had. No, no, no,
hold on a second, Skipper. Maybe

Gilligan's got something.

And it's not dumb or stupid.

How about ridiculous or lame -brained?

No, no, listen. When I was back in the
States, I saw a movie on television, The

Flight of the Phoenix.

Oh, I saw that too, Professor. That was
a great movie. You see, these guys are

flying in a plane over the desert like
this. All of a sudden, one engine on one

side started coughing.

And the other side started wheezing.

And then the wings started wobbling like
this. And then they crashed right into

the sand.

And there was sand everywhere. Sand,
sand, sand.

Water. Water.

Water. Get the dear boys some water.
What is he prattling about?

One of the men in the movie figured out
how to take various parts from a wrecked

airplane and construct a plane that can
fly.

That's exactly what I meant.

Professor, you mean it's your intention
to build an aircraft from these two

wrecks? Precisely.

My good man, I'd sooner fly with Wrong
Way Feldman.

Hey,

look what I found.

I stabbed them all.

Oh, that's only your opinion.

those two aircraft should make a plane
that will fly.

That's amazing, Professor.

Absolutely amazing.

Congratulations, Professor.

You have the only computer in the world
that gives milk.

I don't know if this panel is strong
enough for an airplane.

I'm sure it doesn't go on the outside.
side of the plane, it goes on the

Besides, if the professor says something
will work, it'll work.

I mean, he has an engineering degree,
you know, even if it isn't aeronautical.

He knows all about stresses and strains
of material and about aerodynamics and

the theory of flight. Oh, and don't
forget those flying lessons.

Are you trying to convince me?

No, I'm trying to convince me.

Now, Gilligan, would you spread that
pole?

Skipper, do you know what we're making?

No, don't you?

No, I thought you did.

Well, I don't know.

Well, who knows?

Well, the professor, I guess. He drew
the plans.

Well, I'm glad somebody knows, because
if nobody knew, we'd never know when we

were finished.

Just a couple more feet.

That's good.

All right, hold it right there.

Oh, boy, that was hard work. I'm pooped.

Okay, we're ready to start hoisting the
wing into place.

Now, Gilligan, you take that line and go
as far as you can that way.

Wait a minute. You expect me to lift
this wing by myself?

Well, it's based on the laws of physics.

That pulley, used as a fulcrum, will
enable you to lift four tons or more.

Four tons?

By myself?

Oh, boy.

All right, Gilligan, here you go.

Shouldn't we be helping in some way,
Thurston?

We are, lovey. We are.

We are?

Yes, they haven't the time, so we're
resting for them. Oh, good.

I'm so glad we're doing our share.

To us, darling.

Who else?

Hey, have I got it up yet?

Not yet. Keep going.

I've got to stay here and help the
skipper move the wing into place.

Okay, Gilligan, you're ready to start
lifting.

Four tons feels more like 40 tons.

Uh, exactly what have we done,
Professor?

Don't you remember the flight of the
Phoenix?

This looks more like the wreck of the
Hesperus. It's obviously a no -frill

flight. I feel like I'm back in
Hollywood in a disaster movie.

It's perfectly safe to me, as long as it
stays on the ground.

Professor, straight from the shoulder,
do you really think this plane will get

us to Hawaii?

Well, I'm not sure.

So perhaps there's no reason for all of
us to risk our lives. If I go alone, and

I make it, I can send back help.

We can't let him risk his life to save
ours, can we?

Why not?

Professor, even if you get back to
civilization, how can you send help? We

even know where we are.

That's true, Marianne. I think we should
all go.

I believe you all have a right to your
own decision.

Now, if you're going to go, raise your
right hand. If you're going to stay,

raise your left.

Now, you really must make a choice. I
mean, where would you rather be?

Now, really, you must make a choice.

Professor, we've all been through a lot
together.

I, for one, say that we shouldn't
separate now.

Good.

Unfortunately, the batteries aboard both
planes are dead, so I couldn't activate

either one. Hopefully, you'll be able to
create sufficient amperage to arc the

condensers, bypassing the rheostat, so
we can start the generators.

You all understand?

Yeah. Do you think if you arc to the
rheostat, the condenser will act? Never

mind him, Professor.

Just get in the plane, and we'll get
your engine started.

Contact! Whatever that means.

For God's sake!

When are they going to run the movie?

I'm going up in the front with the
professor. Maybe he can teach me how to

the plane.

Hi, professor.

How's it going?

Well, I've tried changing the fuel
mixture.

I've made it richer, and I've made it
leaner.

I've tried changing the prop pitch, but
I can't seem to eliminate the vibration

and the structural damage.

Oh, well, as long as there's nothing
wrong.

There's plenty wrong.

We're fighting to keep this plane in the
air.

I'd better tell the others. No, don't.
You'll start a panic.

No, I don't want you to say one word
about this.

Not one word. Believe me, I won't say
one word.

What's going on up forward, little
buddy?

Gilligan, do you know something that we
don't know?

Here,

skipper.

I hope mine is custom -made.

Professor!

Professor, how serious is it?

Gilligan, you gave me your word.

I didn't say one word, I swear it. All I
did was give out the parachutes. They

took a wild guess.

At the moment, there's no cause for
alarm, Skipper.

But there is now.

Skipper. I'm going to have to set their
number one.

Now, with just one engine, we're not
going to be able to maintain our

so you're going to have to jettison
everything that isn't nailed down. All

right, Professor.

Come on. Here we go.

Move. Park that.

Oh, put the look on your face, Skipper.
We must be in trouble.

With a capital T. And a capital R. And a
capital O. No.

We've only got one engine, so we've got
to jettison everything we can.

Everything. Everything.

Throw it out. Throw it out.

That's it.

There we go. Kill it.

Push it out.

All we've got.

Carry it.

Pull it out.

Oh, no.

Oh,

no. Everything must go, lovey.

Everything. Yes.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Mrs. Howell, this is no time to be
choosy. All right, I'll throw this. I

like to say it. It never did become you,
darling. No, I have to keep it.

I'm not going to keep it. I'll throw
that.

Mrs. Howell, you'll have to get another
piece of lucky.

Throw it out.

Why?

Do you hope the dear boy lands on his
feet?

If he does, he'll have flat feet all the
way up to his chin.

He did it! He did it! He opened his
suit!

I love happy endings.

Super landing, Professor.

Remind me to buy you International
Airport.

come back to look for my little buddy,
we'd have all been killed.

You're right, Skipper. The way that
engine was vibrating, it would have

off in midair.

Coming back to look for Gilligan
undoubtedly saved our lives.

Oh, but we don't even know where he is,
or even if he's alive.

Well, let's get out of here and start
looking for him.

Let's divide up and form search parties.

Oh, goody. I love parties.

No, no, dear. He means we must search
for Gilligan.

Oh, well, of course. What would a party
be without Gilligan?

We should be any place, even in the
ocean.

Let's look everywhere, high and low.

Just look high.

It's Gilligan.

Hi, little buddy. Taking him a treat.

It's all my fault. It's all my fault.

If I hadn't fallen out of the plane, the
engine would have dropped off and we'd

all be dead. Instead of looking forward
to dying in three days when the water

runs out. Oh, come, come, Gilligan. None
of us is going to die.

Now, let's be logical.

Let's figure out our options.

We only had a boat.

I have a boat. Yeah, but we don't.

Are we glad to

see you, Captain. It's lucky for us that
you happened to land here. Not luck at

all. A plane was spotted on radar, and
when the blip disappeared from the

screen, we thought it had gone down.

So we started an immediate rescue
operation.

To commemorate the many years that we
have lived here, I have decided to

a living tribute on this very island.

A living tribute? A tropical Shangri
-La. And for this purpose, money is no

object. Best!

You said money is no object.

Good heavens, I did?

Yes. I may swoon. I think I will.

Lovey, isn't this beautiful?

First in building this hotel is the best
idea you ever had.

Except for marrying me.

Yes, yes. The castaways. A hotel with no
telephone, no cars, no television, no

electricity.

Just the way we lived when we were
shipwrecked on this island 15 years ago.

And I was very generous, my dear.

I made our fellow castaways partners on
this island paradise.

Silent partners, of course.

to the castaways.

Now, please, folks, watch your step as I
help you ashore.

There you are, good sir.

Madam, please.

Welcome ashore.

Ah, lovely.

There you are, little lady.

There you are, good sir.

Welcome ashore, young fella.

Gilligan, get the mail sack.

Gilligan, when you get through with
that, I'd like you to start decorating

luau area with these masks.

Oh, I think they're hideous. This one
looks something like your mother. Oh,

Thurston, she doesn't look at all like
that. Not this one. I mean that one.

Oh, yes, it is rather like her.

I found them on the other side of the
island. They're a remarkable example of

ancient Polynesian art.

Mr. Professor, you cannot use masks for
luau.

They are evil masks.

Bring bad luck.

Nahiti, those stories about bad luck are
simply old native superstitions.

Nahiti, remember many times, bad luck
come from evil masks.

Nahiti, there is no such thing as bad
luck or good luck. Now, these masks will

make wonderful decorations for the luau.

Well, folks, your luggage is on the
inside. Here's your key. And I do hope

you and your son enjoy your visit with
us. Oh, uh, that boy on the launch isn't

with us. Maybe he's with the other
couple. Oh. Well, then I do hope that

enjoy your visit with us.

Aloha.

Gilligan.

You know, it's surprising how many
people want a little peace and quiet.

I think the whole world wants to come to
this isle. Oh, boy, think of all that

luggage. Every overnight, bags and
handbags and tote bags and trunks and...

Here

you are, sir.

And we'll be right back with a nice,
comfortable cop for your son.

Our son?

Why, yes, the boy that came off the
cruise ship with you.

He's not ours. He must belong to the
other couple.

Enjoy yourselves.

Aloha.

That's funny.

That young boy that came off the cruise
ship, he's not with the Larsons, he's

not with the Elliotts either.

Well, if he's not with the Larsons, he's
not with the Elliotts, he must be here

by himself.

Why, Killigan, that's something you
never used before.

Logic. And that means he got off the
cruise ship by himself, huh?

Two in a row?

I'm very proud of you.

It must be a mystery, right?

Wrong, Gilligan.

Well, two out of three is not bad.

You see, it's not a mystery. There must
be a simple explanation for it.

The boy's parents are already on the
island. He just came ashore to join

Oh.

The trouble with you, Gilligan, is you
leap to conclusions.

Ah, the huts, those beaches, the palm
trees. Have you ever in your life seen a

prettier sight?

Yes, the bill of sale on a Benson
property.

Would you stop thinking about business?

You're on vacation.

I don't know how I ever let you talk me
into this.

Everybody needs to relax once in a
while. Not me.

Relaxing makes me nervous. Look.

You're getting withdrawal pain.

Is that all you brought?

Suits? Where's your sports shirts and
swim trunks?

None of them fit me anymore. Well, it's
no wonder.

You haven't worn them in ten years.

Do you know you've been working 16 hours
a day, seven days a week without

vacation? Well, that's the real estate
business, Myra. You gotta be on your

every minute or somebody will step on
them.

You know something, Henry?

You're getting to be a workaholic. And
you know something? You're getting to be

an agaholic.

How can we afford our home and our two
cars and our two kids and... Three kids.

Oh, yeah. Three kids.

Was that the phone?

Honey. There are no phones on this
island.

I could have sworn I heard a phone.

It's in your head.

Besides, that's why we came here. To get
rid of all those pressures.

Lord knows what's happening back at the
office.

Nothing is happening back at the office.
That's what I'm afraid of. If I'm not

there, who will make things happen, huh?

You have very efficient, reliable people
helping you. Yeah, sure.

If I'm there watching them.

There goes that phone again.

Henry, now if you're not careful, you're
going to have a nervous breakdown.

Don't be silly.

I haven't got time for it.

You brought your briefcase?

Do you mean to tell me you're going to
spend your time on this beautiful island

working on those stupid contracts?

If it wasn't for these beautiful
contracts, we couldn't afford to stay on

stupid island.

Come on, Gilligan.

We've got to get this stuff ready for
the big luau.

Skipper, I'm worried about those masks.

Well, you heard what the professor said.
There's absolutely no truth to those

old superstitions. Oh, remember what
that heedy said about evil spirits and

luck? There is no such thing as bad
luck.

I'm sorry, Skipper, but you see, it
proves that we're having bad luck.

Listen, Gilligan, your bad luck hasn't
started yet. Now, come on!

Good morning, Mrs. Oh, come on, Henry.

Henry, you've got to lighten up. Now,
come on.

Oh. Oh, Skipper.

Yes, ma 'am. Where could we find some
suntan lotion?

In the lobby. Oh, but Mrs. Elliott, I
wouldn't dream of having you go all the

way back to the lobby.

When people are on vacation, they
shouldn't have to do anything for

Oh. Now, Gilligan, would you go back to
the lobby and get the suntan lotion for

Mrs. Elliott?

Aye, aye, sir.

Good help is always so hard to find.

That's what I've been trying to tell my
wife.

I'll have Gilligan bring the suntan
lotion to the beach.

Come on, Henry. This is it. Yeah.

Show yourselves.

Watch out. You'll knock it down, Julie.

What a perfect day.

Any day is perfect when I can get away
from my practice.

Oh, I really need these two weeks every
year.

Come on, sit down. No, John, what are
you doing? Hey, take off the shirt and

tie.

Loosen up.

Oh, I wait all year long to get away
from the grind.

Oh, and he means grind.

He's a dentist.

Thanks a lot.

Did you know that Arizona is one of the
fastest growing real estate markets in

the country?

Property values in Phoenix have risen
over 37 % in the last three years.

Look. See, I'm forgetting about teeth.
Why don't you forget about real estate,

huh? Soak up the sun.

Later on, we'll play some tennis, do
some horseback riding, maybe catch a few

fish. Oh, that'd be great, huh?

Sounds terrific, doesn't it, Henry?

Henry?

What?

Never mind.

Yes.

Hi, Mr. Elliott.

Here's your suntan lotion.

Oh, thanks.

Listen, I gotta make a call. Where's the
nearest phone, huh? Honolulu.

That's 400 miles away. I'm talking about
the nearest phone on this island. There

is no phone on this island. There is no
phone, no newspapers, no radios, no

cars. I know all about that, but nobody
can tell me that there's not a phone on

this island. You're right. I'm telling
you, and I'm nobody.

But what if there's an emergency?

Suppose somebody has an attack of
appendicitis. Well, in that case, we

Honolulu. Ah, you said phone. Who said
phone? You did. I did. Yeah. I know I

heard it somewhere. Look, I gotta go
help the skipper, okay? All right, but

there must be a phone somewhere in the
lobby.

Of course, but you'll never guess where.

Okay, but now I know there's a phone in
the lobby, huh? Who said so? You did. I

did. Me and my big mouth. Look, I gotta
leave before I tell you about the secret

hiding place.

Secret hiding place.

Who? You did. I know.

I'd like to use the phone, please.

Phone? You mean telephone?

Yes. Sorry.

Oh, yes. No phone on the island, right?
Like you say.

I made late for Luau.

Okay.

Yeah, this is Henry Elliott. I want to
make a collect call to the Henry Real

Estate Company in Cleveland, please.
Area code 216 -555 -3604.

Phone in a tree.

Must be a trunk line.

What's that?

Well, keep trying, operator. Somebody's
got to be there.

Have you seen Mr. Elliot?

He was here before, but I do not see him
now.

Thank you, Nadie.

for you.

Well, I've been right there inside the
tree.

Inside the tree? Yeah, I was making a
phone call. Oh, here's your suntan

A nervous breakdown? It was bound to
happen.

Honey, I'm not having a breakdown.

It just so happens the only phone on
this island is in that tree. It's hidden

there in case of emergencies.

Oh, isn't that clever? An unlisted tree.

You know, I tried to call the office and
nobody's there. It's just as I

suspected. While the cat's away, the
mice will play.

Henry, you forgot about the time
difference. It's four in the morning

there. Well, that's no excuse. Somebody
should be in the office.

If I were there, I'd be there.

That's why you're here.

Forget about the office.

I just wanted to find out if the
Michelson deal went through and about

Johnson escrow. Well, you can't find out
about it now.

I'll try again later.

I just hope that tree isn't busy.

Justin, you dislocated my disc.

I know I did, my dear. Well, let me see.

That's another pen.

million dollars that you owe me. It's
those evil masks the professor found.

bring bad luck. We Howells do not
believe in bad luck.

I am not superstitious.

Thurston, you once threw a penny into a
wishing well.

No, you threw it in, and I dove in after
it, remember?

Uh, excuse me.

Ah, yes, dear Mrs. Elliott.

Are you enjoying your stay?

Oh, it's absolutely perfect, except for
one thing.

Oh, now, what is that? Could we make the
sun rise a little earlier?

The sky a little bluer, the ocean a
little warmer. We are at your service,

lady. No, no, it's nothing like that.
The castaways is ideal in every way.

The problem is my husband.

Husbands are always a problem, Mrs.
Elliott.

Even thirsting isn't perfect.

Love.

What do you do? Snore.

Snore? Ooh, what you said.

A howl never snores. Perhaps a minute
murmur through one nostril, but snore.

Never, my dear.

Tonight. I shall record you in stereo.

But tell me, what can we do for you and
Mr. Elliott?

Well, you see, my husband cannot relax.

He's a workaholic. Good heavens.

Maybe it's contagious.

Perhaps we should quarantine the busy
little bee.

There must be something we can do for
Mr. Elliott.

We shall consult our staff.

Don't worry, Mrs. Elliott. Your husband
will be loose as a golden goose. Oh,

thank you.

I just hope you can get Henry to relax.

You're still very tense, Mr. Elliott.

Well, of course I'm tense.

I don't know why I let Myra talk me into
this. Just say, I'm removing all

nervous energy from my body.

I'm removing all the nervous energy from
my body.

I'm relaxing my feet.

I'm relaxing my feet.

I'm relaxing my legs. I'm relaxing my
legs. I'm relaxing my hips.

You may be relaxing your hips, but I'm
up to my elbows in the Michelson deal.

Mr. Elliott, most men melt under my
manipulation.

Most men enjoy taking a vacation. When
I'm away from my office, I worry. Oh, I

think I'm going to need some help.

Marianne!

Hi. Hi.

How are you doing with Mrs. Lawrence?

Oh, great. She's on her way to the
sauna. Oh, good. I can use some help

Elliott. He's so tense. His muscles are
just tied in knots.

All right, just say I'm relaxing my
feet. Oh, we just closed that deal.

Maybe this will help you relax.

Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
Forget it, girls.

Everybody's ticklish.

What are you laughing at?

I certainly want to thank you for your
help. Oh, well, are you feeling better

now, Mr. Evans? Oh, I certainly am.

Now I know what to do with that Anderson
warehouse.

Boy, that would make a perfect health
club, you know that? With saunas and a

steam room and massage tables just like
this and gymnasium equipment. And it's

in the perfect area of town. Boy, we
could sell those memberships for a

Oh, this is the greatest sport in the
world.

Once you have a fish nibbling on the end
of your line, you'll think about

nothing else.

Believe me, Mr. Elliott, all your cares
will disappear just like a banana in the

bottom of a monkey cage.

Look, Skipper, I really appreciate what
you're all trying to do, but fishing

doesn't interest me.

Well, that's because you haven't had a
nibble.

What's even worse is I haven't had a
nibble yet on a McFarland property.

My briefcase.

Where's my briefcase? Did I bring my
briefcase? Mr. Elliott, you don't need

briefcase. If we catch any fish, we'll
put them in a pail.

Gilligan, he doesn't want to put fish in
his briefcase.

It's right here behind Gilligan, Mr.
Elliott. Oh, thanks. I got about four

contracts I got to run through. Well,
but, Mr.

Elliott, you're supposed to be here on
vacation.

Skipper, maybe if he rolls a little bit,
he can learn how to relax, huh?

Well,

at least we got him to relax.

Relax? I think he's drowning.

Yeah. Get him out of here.

Pull him in. Pull him in.

We've only begun to explore the
mysteries of the ocean floor.

I have enough.

We were only in the water for ten
minutes.

Jacques Cousteau spends every waking
hour studying sea life.

Jacques Cousteau does not have a real
estate business in Cleveland.

We're in Lake Erie, for that matter. Oh,
we can use these shells to decorate the

luau. Ah, that's wonderful.

Now, look at this fascinating creature.

The oyster.

It spends a lifetime taking a grain of
sand and turning it into a little pearl.

Sometimes it takes two years just to
form one little pearl. Big deal.

I can put up a 40 -story building in two
years. Mr. Elliott, is that all you

ever think of, real estate?

Frankly, yes.

Now, look, I know you've all been trying
to help me to relax, but I'm afraid you

just cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
But, Mr. Elliott... No, no, no, thanks,

Professor. I'm going to find my wife and
tell her it's not working.

And this is Henry's first vacation in
years, and he's all wound up. I cannot

him to unwind.

What did you marry, a man or a yo -yo?

Well, I don't have any problem getting
Todd to take a vacation.

Right. Whenever I can get away from my
patients, I go, only bridge I want to

is London Bridge.

Mr. and Mrs. Howell said they'd help me
with Henry.

They promised to keep him busy, you
know, snorkeling and fishing and getting

massages. Well, do you think it's helped
any? I don't know yet. But I am

determined to get his mind off that
business, even if we have to stay an

week. Or two weeks.

How are you going to get him to stay?

I'm not sure.

But I'll think of something.

We are simply not leaving this island
until Henry learns to take it easy.

I'm putting my foot down.

Aloha. Aloha.

Nahidi, did you check on that young boy
I asked you to find out about?

Skipper, I thought you said the boy
belonged here on the island.

You said his family was here on the
island. I said it was a mystery.

Gilligan, I know what I said, but it
doesn't hurt to check on things.

Now, Nahidi, that boy does belong to one
of the families here at the castaways,

right? Wrong.

I check on everybody, Mr. Skipper.

Nobody sent for boy.

Skipper? It's a mystery. I said it was a
mystery. It's a mystery, right, Nahidi?

Let me know about mystery, Mr. Gilligan.

Just know I check everybody in book.

No one knows about the boy. See that,
Skipper? I was right and you were wrong.

was right and you were wrong. I was
right and you were wrong. Okay, okay,

I'm sorry, Skipper. It's the first time
you were wrong and I was right. You were

wrong and I was right. You were wrong
and I was... Stop anger, Gilligan. Aye,

aye, sir.

Thank you, Nahidi.

Now, the important thing that we do is
search for this boy and find out who he

is and what he's doing on the island.
Right.

So we'll split up and tell the others to
be on the lookout for him. Who are you

going to tell?

Well, I'll tell Marianne and Mr. and
Mrs. Howell. Who's going to tell

and Mr. and Mrs. Howell? All right, I'll
tell Ginger and the professor.

No, I'll tell Ginger and the professor.
You can tell Marianne and Mr. and Mrs.

Howell. But if you want to tell Marianne
and Mr. and Mrs. Howell, I'll tell

Ginger again.

And one, and two, and three, and four,
and one, and

two, and three, and four, and...

One and... Marianne, I've got to ask you
something.

About what? A boy.

One and two, who's... If I knew that, I
wouldn't have to ask you. Can't we wait

till later?

You might see him. And five and six. And
seven and eight. The boy. And nine

and ten. There is no nine and ten.

And one and... It's not a guest. And
three and four. It doesn't matter. He's

one of them.

Who does he belong to? What ever
happened to seven and eight? And three.

don't know. That's the problem. And one.
And two. I know, but I see them. And

three. He's wearing a football jersey
that says seven. And five. And six.

And eight. What is he doing in the first
place? And three. And easy exercise.

And one. And three. And five. And seven.
And four. And six. And one. And

five.

Yes,

sir?

I wanted to talk to you about... Aren't
those the masks that we hung out for the

luau? That's right, Skipper.

Everybody was so worried about evil
spirits, I thought I'd examine them a

more carefully.

Well, I thought maybe they got here by
magic.

Hardly.

But I don't think anybody's going to be
worried about evil spirits anymore.

What I found inside each of these so
-called primitive Polynesian masks. Read

that label.

Made in Chicago, Illinois.

Chicago? Wait till I tell the others.

That's right. They're just souvenirs
made for tourists.

Now, what do you want to see me about,
Skipper?

Professor, we've got a real problem.

Now, there's a boy on the island we
don't know who he belongs to. I see. He

ashore by himself.

Exactly. And he's been on the island all
day long.

He may be a runaway and the authorities
may be looking for him. We'd better

locate him at once.

Ginger? Ginger, may I interrupt you for
a minute?

Not now, Skipper. I'm rehearsing some
hula steps that I have to teach the

guests.

But I've got something that I want to
talk to you about.

Oh, there's going to be a hula contest
at the luau.

It's about a little boy.

Oh, well, tell me while we dance.

Well, I can't do the hula, Ginger.

Oh, you can't hula.

Come on.

Well, while Gilligan and I were picking
up some new guests from the cruise

ship... Is this better?

A little boy came ashore all by himself.

And we don't know why he's here or who
he is or anything.

That's too fast, Skipper. Oh, that's too
fast. Slow down.

If you see a strange kid on the island,
be sure to let me know, okay?

Keep dancing, Skipper.

You're doing a great hula.

I am?

I'm really doing a hula?

Hey, kid.

Wait up.

Hey, kid.

Hey,

where'd you go?

I just want to talk to you. Where are
you?

What's your name?

Robbie. Hi, Robbie.

Hi, Gilligan.

Listen, did you take Tarzan lessons?

Nah. I've been doing that stuff since I
was a kid.

Kid?

Since I was five.

Five? Yeah.

My mom and dad have been training me for
the Olympics all my life.

Nothing but school and practice and
school and practice. Even on Saturdays

Sundays. You go to school on Saturdays
and Sundays?

No, but eight hours practice those days.

Yeah, the only thing I practice eight
hours a day is sleeping.

And you know what? That coup ship was
supposed to be a vacation.

They had parallel bars, rings, and a
trampoline in the ship's gym.

Boy, some vacation.

Maybe for them.

Did you leave the ship on purpose or did
you take a bad bounce on the

trampoline?

You need... Are you really good enough
to be in the Olympics?

Well, I guess so. I win every meet I'm
in.

Like my mom did when she was young.

Only she didn't make the Olympics.

I bet they must have missed me by now.

Your mom and dad?

Yeah. Once they realized I'm not on the
cruise ship, they figured this was the

only place I could be.

Hey, do you know a good place for me to
hide?

Oh, yeah, I know a perfect place. A
cave. I hid there once and I couldn't

find myself.

Listen, I can't hide you from your
parents. It wouldn't be right.

Well, just for a little while to give me
a chance to figure things out.

Please, huh? I have to think.

Henry, come on. We'll be late for
dinner.

Henry, look at you.

What's the matter?

What? You haven't even shaved.

And you haven't combed your hair.

And where's your jacket and your tie?

And look at your pants.

What's happened to you?

I don't know.

I guess this island living is getting to
me.

Henry, you can't go to dinner like that.

Why not? This is a casual place.

Don't I look casual?

You look more like a casual tea.

Henry, the first time we went to the
beach, I couldn't even get you to take

tie off.

Ah, yes, but since then I've been
snorkeling and fishing and I had a

massage. Oh, Myra, this is a fantastic
place.

Have you been drinking? Yes.

I've been drinking in the sunshine, in
the fresh air.

Myra, I've decided we're going to stay
here another few weeks.

Oh, I can't believe... You can't believe
what?

How did all this happen in one day?

I don't know.

This morning I was all wound up, and
then all of a sudden... Lazy bones

in the sun.

How you gonna get your day's work done?

Let's go to dinner.

No, not like that. Come on, let me fix
your hair. No, no, no, no. I like this

carefree look. It makes me feel relaxed.

Well, at least go take a shave.

No. I want my face to relax, too.

Henry.

But look at you.

And look at me.

Well, if you want a shave, that's okay
with me.

Never mind.

Let's go.

Let me make this perfectly clear.

Now, I called this meeting to discuss
the arrangements of our first luau.

But unfortunately, something very
important has come up. Yes, those silly

that were supposed to be primitive were
made in Cincinnati.

Chicago love you, my dear. Oh, Chicago,
Cincinnati.

If it's not Beverly Hills, what
difference does it make? That's not

I meant. Does anyone have any reports on
the missing boy?

I haven't seen him around the shipwreck
room or around the gym.

I've been in the lobby. I've been all
through the galley. I can't find him

anywhere on the grounds.

I've looked all over, Mr. Howell. What
about you, Gilligan? I haven't seen

Robbie either.

Robbie? How do you know his name?

Uh, well, the skipper saw the boy on the
launch. What else could his name be but

Robbie? Well, but Gilligan's name could
be anything.

Who ever heard of a boy named anything?

Oh.

Adjourned.

You know, little buddy, I've been
thinking.

What do you suppose would make a young
kid like that run away?

Maybe his parents wanted him to become
an Olympic champion.

A what?

Only someone as far out as you would say
something as far out as that.

Olympic champion, indeed.

Just a wild guess.

Pretty wild, I'll tell you.

Well, good night, little buddy.

Good night, Skipper.

Good night, Robbie.

What'd you say?

What did you hear?

I heard you say goodnight, Robbie.

Robbie? Who's he?

The kid from the launch.

How did you know his name?

Goodnight, Gilligan.

Goodnight, Skipper.

So that's why you look like a beach bum.
Sure, the whole thing was just an act.

And you really fell for it?

Hook, line, and sinker. I can't wait for
her to come begging me to go home.

I'm going to hand it to you, Henry.
That's a sneaky way to get off the

You should have seen her face when I
told her we were going to stay here for

another two months.

Her mouth fell open so wide that you
could have checked out all of her teeth

her tonsils, too.

My tonsils are just fine, thank you.

Honey, I was just chatting here with the
Larsons. So I noticed.

But for your information, I'd be
perfectly happy to stay here for another

Or two.

Or three.

Three months? Oh, would you like to try
for six?

By that time, your beard will be down to
here. Now, wait a minute, honey. I have

got to get back to my business. Oh,
really?

Don't you remember what you said?

The more I think about business, the
less I think about business.

Yeah, but I just said that.

I know. I heard.

But I didn't mean it. Well, did I?

Of course you didn't mean it. It was
just another underhanded, sly way to

me, wasn't it?

Well, what's wrong with a man trying to
make a living? Now, there's nothing

wrong with that, is there? There's
nothing wrong with a man trying to make

living, but there is certainly something
wrong with a man who will not take a

vacation. Am I right? I've had a
vacation. I've been away from my office

over two days. Now, that's a vacation,
isn't it?

That's not a vacation. That's a weekend.

True or false?

Well, come on. Which one of us is right?
We haven't heard a word out of you two.

Well, actually... Just a minute.

We've reached a verdict.

Well, what is it?

In the opinion of this court, we would
like you two to go argue someplace else

so we can enjoy our vacation.

Who asked you?

Did you just hear that?

What difference does it make, huh? I've
got to get back to my business.

I still say that all work and no play
makes Jack a dull boy. And I say that

play and no work makes Jack a jerk.

Mr. and Mrs. Sloan, you mustn't worry.

Your son is safe and sound on this
island.

You can imagine how relieved we are.
Yes.

But that poor boy, he hasn't eaten all
day.

You sent for us, Mr. Howell? Oh, uh,
Skipper Gilligan. Remember the boy who

ashore yesterday?

Well, these are his parents, Mr.

and Mrs.

Sloan. How do you do?

When we found out Robbie wasn't training
in the ship's gym, we started looking

for him. Well, when we realized he
wasn't aboard, we were frantic.

Until someone told us that a small boy
got off the ship yesterday with two

couples that were coming here.

Well, Skipper and Gilligan will search
the island and find your son in no time

at all.

It's a very small island.

We've been trying to figure out why
Robbie would run away.

Well, maybe you're making him train too
hard for the Olympics.

Well, how did you know he was training
for the Olympics? Just a wild guess.

Wild guess, huh? Well, if we could only
see him, only talk to him, I'm sure we

could straighten this whole thing out.

Honestly, folks, I don't really know
where Robbie is at the present moment,

if you'll give me a couple of minutes, I
think I can find out.

Robbie, huh?

A wild guess for the name of the kid on
the launch, huh?

Training for the Olympics.

Another wild guess, huh? I'm getting
pretty good at wild guesses, huh?

Listen, Gilligan, you better tell me
where that kid is, or the only thing

around here is going to be me.

I want to, but I can't.

You better.

It's a secret. Remember you told me how
important it was to keep a secret? In

any way, you wouldn't want me to break
my word to Robbie, would you?

Well, no, Gilligan, but don't you
understand? His parents are worried

And sometimes you can help someone by
not keeping a secret.

I know, but maybe I can keep the secret
and get Robbie and his parents together,

too. Will you trust me?

If you were me, would you trust you?

Not in a million years.

But it's real important to me, Skipper.

Okay, little buddy, you've got yourself
a deal. Now get going!

Milligan! Hi.

in the cave. I've been looking for you.
Yeah, I just met your parents, Robbie.

I thought they'd figure out I'm here.
They're really worried about you.

That's the word your mother used.

Did you tell them you talked to me?

No, no, no. That's our secret and I'm
afraid I'm not going to be able to keep

it. Well, why?

Because running away doesn't do any
good.

If somebody loves you, you've got to
tell them how you feel.

I told the skipper and he trusts me,
like now.

I'm going to have to tell him where you
are.

You're no friend.

Robbie? Robbie?

Robbie? Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Sloan. Listen,
I just left Robbie. I tried to get him

to come back with me, but he wanted some
time alone.

Why? Well, he wants to think.

What does he have to think about?

We have everything planned for him.

He told me. Eight hours of school and
eight hours of practice.

Well, maybe we've been too demanding,
dear. Making too many schedules for

Robbie. Well, I always assumed it was
what he wanted.

Well, me too.

But I always thought... Robbie!

Oh!

Oh, we're so happy you're safe.

Yeah, I'm safe.

Robbie.

Did you run away because we've been
pushing you too hard?

We thought you wanted to be in the
Olympics.

They thought you wanted to be in the
Olympics.

But you never asked me.

You were always telling me.

You never asked him. You were always
telling him.

I mean, I'm sure you wanted to compete.

They were sure you wanted to compete.

Well, do you want to compete?

Well, sometimes I do.

And sometimes I just want to be a normal
kid.

But you're not a normal kid. You've got
a God -given talent, and that makes you

special.

Yes, but you're right. It should be your
decision.

You mean I can decide when I'm going to
practice and how long?

Yes, Robbie.

It must have been very important to you.

Mom, I've been saying that for months.

Well, I guess there is a time for work
and a time for play.

Sometimes we're like a lot of other
parents.

Yeah, sometimes we just don't hear.

Put her there, pal.

I get to decide for myself.

Wow!

What a

perfect

setting for a perfect luau.

With a perfect host and a perfect
hostess. Oh, how perfect is that, my

Give that girl an extra dish of poi.

You mean this pot of glue?

Mr. Gilligan, that is called poi.

Yes, on the islands, poi is like bread.

Still looks like glue.

You know,

I'm really sorry I put you through this,
sweetheart.

I'm having a wonderful time.

Great, then let's come back next year.
Next year, nothing. We're coming back

here in six months.

Good. Yeah, I'm going to talk to Mr.
Howell about putting up some

in a shopping center on the other side
of the island.

Henry.

Ahoy, mateys.

This is a wow of a luau, eh?

And you were also afraid of bad luck
because of the evil Polynesian masks.

Until we found they were made in
Cincinnati.

Lovey, I keep telling you, Chicago.

Thurston, I have as much right to an
opinion as you have.

Well, now I can tell you. You know those
labels in the masks that read, Made in

Chicago, Illinois?

Well, I made those labels myself.

You mean those were actually primitive,
native, Polynesian masks?

Precisely. And I hope I've proved to you
all just how absurd the ancient

superstitions really are.

I just pretended to find those labels in
the masks to show you there's no such

thing as evil spirits or bad luck.

about bad luck and ancient superstition?

No comment.

Now this is the tale of the castaways, a
delightful port of call.

You're welcome to come back each week to
get away from it all.

No light, no plane, no motor cars, what
a wondrous luxury.

Without all of those problems in our
society.

So join us here each week, my friends
are sure to get a smile.

By staying at the castaways here on
Gilligan's Isle.

Thank you.

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