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Who?

Well, here we are.

Wow, this place is beautiful.

It's so nice to get out of the city.

I'm so glad you found this place. It's perfect.

I still can't believe you never told me about this place before.

Look at that, some crazy orgies.

I mean, parties up in this piece.

Well, I've never actually been up here myself. I heard about it from my friend

Sam.

He says it's abandoned.

He says nobody ever comes up here anymore.

Are you sure it's abandoned?

Um, yeah.

I think so.

Well, I can see why. It took us like five hours to get here.

Well, let's just relax and get settled in.

I'm cleaning this bedroom for me and Ash.

I'm going to go see what I can find in the bathroom, okay?

Okay.

I think I'm going to go cut some firewood before it gets too late. I

a shed out back. There might be an axe or something.

All right.

Ash, I'm so excited. This vacation's going to be perfect.

Well, it's about to get even more perfect.

Oh, Ash, it's beautiful.

Go on, open it.

Oh, you pig.

You really know a way into a girl's heart.

Yeah, through her vagina.

Photo from the time that we did that thing.

With Scotty? Yeah.

Speaking of Scotty, I wonder where he is.

You should have seen your guys' faces.

God, Scotty, put that down. You're going to hurt somebody.

All right, old man.

So she's rolling in feces, she's on her head, and he says, you liked it, but

you're crying!

Hey Ash, what do you say I own this cabin?

There's this recorder and a bunch of audio reels over here?

I told you I don't really know.

But it's not our stuff, Scotty. We should just leave it alone.

So what?

We're breaking and entering. Is this going to make a difference?

What do we have here?

Now I have to play this reel.

Come on, Scotty. It's not ours. Just put it back and let's forget you ever saw

it.

Whitby, it's such a pussy.

This is Professor Nobby.

I'm here with my lovely wife Henrietta in our cabin.

We're very excited to begin translation of this ancient tomb, the Necronomicum

Ex Mortis. It appears to be covered in some kind of dry white residue of what

I can only guess to be semen.

Guys, I really don't think this is a good idea.

Why don't we go back in the living room and roast some marshmallows?

What's the worst thing that can happen?

Well... Boring.

Upon further inspection, there is a key phrase that is repeated over and over in

these texts.

It seems to be some kind of a mantra.

The phonetic translation of this passage is...

Hey, it's been a really long night. Why don't we all just turn in?

Well, I did like a lot of the positions in that book.

It was kind of kinky.

Do you want to try some them out with me, Ashley?

Um, okay, I guess.

Let's go to bed.

bed, okay? But don't get any ideas, you pervert.

private party? Can anyone join in?

God, Scotty.

Not tonight. Come on. Let it just be us.

Ah, Ash, stop being a little bitch. You know she wants it.

Fine.

Oh, it tastes funny.

Oh, no.

Yeah, you're a dirty fucking guy. Yeah.

You're so fucking good. Yeah, yeah, I like it. Oh, I fucking love it. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

this is good.

Yeah, then fuck me.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I don't care.

Yeah? Yeah, if you want to watch me. You like that?

You like that now?

You like that?

Oh, fuck.

I guess I am.

Come on.

Sorry Scotty.

That's right.

I'm going to hate you later.

This is what you want to do on vacation, you weirdo.

What are you doing? This is what you want to fucking do on vacation, you

You said you wanted to try something new.

do something normal like a dp i'm an old -fashioned

girl there's nothing fashioned about

Come on.

with your fucking cum. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Fuck.

That's right. Oh, I'm polite.

Oh,

yeah. That's what I like about you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

you're doing but would you come oh my god

don't

you think you should go after her i'll still come back she's a big girl

I think you should go look for her.

Are you crazy?

It's dark out there and there are bugs and all sorts of other things.

You said I was the bitch.

Shelly, thank God. What happened to you?

Like you care.

I'll tell you what's not going to happen to me. You.

Fuck off.

What the...

Why don't you relax?

Maybe you should sit down and...

I've never seen you this, uh, voracious.

It looks a little different.

Stop. Megan, stop.

What the fuck?

Yeah.

Who's my evil bitch?

Time to bring this up. I found this under the couch when

Scotty was getting mutilated.

If you were going to cheat on me, why would you be so stupid and take a

of it?

You found that under the couch, you say? I haven't looked for my hand under the

couch.

That's what we call teletalk.

Oh, shit.

Look at me.

Tell me I'm beautiful.

You're fucking gorgeous.

Oh, I can't grab her out.

That's right, baby. Get kinky.

Please,

please, please, please, please.

Yeah,

baby, yeah.

Oh, it's so different.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, turn a negative into a positive. That's it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

You know what?

I don't care.

I want some of that sugar down there, baby.

That's it.

Now I have to snuggle with you.

your face in there

Seriously, do it.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit. Oh.

Oh. What? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Fucking mouth.

That's it.

That's it.

Get back on it.

That's it. That's it.

That's it.

Oh, fuck.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. That's it.

That's it.

That's it. That's it.

Bring him home.

It's a little weird.

You keep jerking.

You keep jerking. Yeah.

Yeah, you like that? You like that?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's right, jerk it hard. Right there? Jerk it fucking hard. Yeah.

Finish your meal.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Do I frighten you?

You found me beautiful once.

Yeah, but baby, you got ugly.

You'll never stop the fucking dead.

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, what's that on your face?

You want some?

How about you? You want some too?

It's been a while. You get big head.

I bet they fuck your ass good in hell, huh?

Come on. Who wants it? Right here, baby.

Let's get some. Come on.

All right.

Evil dead girls, line up.

Sit on it.

That's right.

Sit on it.

That's hell.

Keep talking.

Give us that fucking gun.

Give us that hot fucking needle.

Keep fucking talking. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Suck it up, lady.

Now, is that some evil head or what?

Come to the front of the mall.

You need new shoes.