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When she wakes up in the morning, she'll
meet the heart for you
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with just one smile.
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Starry eye in your name, she knows
what's coming
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in a little while.
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Yeah,
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yeah, she's got it.
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Simon, please, please.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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And with my sexual knowledge and real
history studies, I...
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Linda Lovelace has opened a whole new
field of historical research.
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The psycho -sexual -ophthalmological...
Who
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thinks that I... When she looks into the
mirror She
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sees herself and knows she's so fine
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Satisfaction's growing nearer
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Thank you.
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I hire you as a maid, and you're sitting
here while my house is a fucking mess?
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Yeah, well, me and Tony, oh, by the way,
this is Tony, Linda, my boss.
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Hi. We were so inspired by your book
that we just had to try some of the
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that he wrote about. Like, isn't this
how you talked about sucking
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on the air?
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In other words, You two are going to sit
here and fuck while my house is a mess.
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Is that it?
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Well, yeah.
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Can't argue with that. Carry on.
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Oh.
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One important thing.
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To always remember, a happy servant is a
good servant.
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Thank you, ma 'am.
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Goddamn, maid.
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Shit.
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Let's see here.
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Well, let's see.
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Evening is up.
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It's a short autobiography of my life.
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Where do I begin?
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Let's see.
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Well, I guess we could start by saying
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I became very interested in world
civilization.
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But... What am I doing?
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People fucking out there and I'm sitting
here working.
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I gotta go watch.
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Now, you remember?
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In chapter 12?
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It's all about cocksucking.
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Uh -huh. You like that?
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Yes. Yeah.
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I gently, I have to take the cock out of
the pants.
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Like that.
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And I gently put it in my hand.
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Like so.
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And I gently rub
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my tongue against
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the head.
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My book did teach her something.
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Yeah, you can help. Bring down your
pants. Okay.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Easy. Easy.
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Easy. Gently now. Gently.
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Very gently stroking the water.
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Gently.
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Rub my tongue against the head.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah. Mm -hmm.
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Oh,
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God. Oh, yeah.
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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She said every good cop's like her.
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Oh, shit.
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Adores the balls.
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Just as much.
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The head of a cock.
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Oh, God.
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They did teach her something.
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Wow, look what they've learned.
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She can set cock on as good as I can.
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Look at her go.
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Jeez.
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She's hot.
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Oh.
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oh yes
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oh yes
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I think it's time to get... Oh, God.
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I think it's time to go to that chapter.
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I never imagined
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my book would have this kind of
influence on him.
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Did not determine, but this is deep
time.
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Yes,
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don't forget the asshole.
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Oh, don't forget it?
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Yes.
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I know they should have wrote a whole
chapter on that.
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Yep, yep, pull the lips.
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Gently bite.
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Pull to the extreme.
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And inhale.
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Yes!
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We should study together more.
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Just devour that pussy.
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Devour it.
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Oh, let me just make it easy for you to
turn around and lick my asshole.
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Oh, that'd be so much fun.
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I love that.
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We will.
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You know what made me really enjoy this?
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Okay, baby?
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Uh -huh.
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Shake, baby, shake.
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Come for that, come on.
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Come on over, my baby.
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Come on, come on, baby, come on.
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Shake a little more, come on.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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Deep inside of me.
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Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah.
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happened a year ago when I was living in
my own house with my father
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Please, I have to go to work. I'm going
to be late.
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Fuck work.
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You're always late for work. No, this
time I'll lose my job.
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And then I can't afford to go to
college, Rob.
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I want to get my degree in world
history.
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So please, let me go to work.
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World history, that's all I want to do.
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Reading books.
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I'm more excited on this book.
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You have to understand, it's important
to me.
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An important lesson.
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If I had it yet, I wouldn't know what
you are.
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What about me?
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No.
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Ugh.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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I'm really sorry that I'm late. Whoa,
whoa, whoa. Linda, come on for a minute.
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What happened again?
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You're late.
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Okay?
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Now, you know we've been slow.
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We're overstaffed. I've got to let
somebody go.
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Don't let it be you. Okay? I like you a
lot.
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You've got to find something that you
like to do, and you've got to be the
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at it. I don't care if you're a
dishwasher, a street sweeper.
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A car washer, a waitress, I don't care,
honey. You've got to find something that
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you like to do. You like being a
waitress, don't you?
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Honey, you've got to be the best at it,
okay?
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Take Anne, for instance.
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Anne is fantastic.
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She's been here for years, and she'll be
here for a long time.
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Baby, you've got to be more like Anne,
okay?
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You've got to find something that you
like to do and be the best at it.
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Do me a favor. Go wait on these tables,
all right? You guys, just go, okay?
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Please.
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I need a
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bowl of minestrone soup and a veal
parmesan, please.
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Help me up.
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I didn't mean to interrupt you or
anything, but... God,
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now I know why Anna's such a popular
waitress.
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Well,
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an important lesson.
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Give head to get a head.
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What a fucking puck. Who the hell is
that?
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Thank you.
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There you go, there's your sister.
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Your order will be right up, okay?
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You know what?
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What do you think, huh?
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My baby?
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Do you feel like having a new pussy?
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Come on, baby. Hold over your pussy.
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Linda, you did a really good job today.
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Really good job.
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Thank you. Okay, why don't you go home,
okay? I'll take care of this for you.
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You worked really hard today.
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Okay?
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Do me a favor.
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Please.
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I don't want to have to let you go.
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Will you please? I want you to be the
best at being a waitress, okay?
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Don't be late anymore.
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I can.
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Look, never mind about him. I want you
to concentrate on being the best
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yourself. Don't worry about other
people, okay?
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Okay, well, listen, Vinny, I really, I
need this job. I really do. I'm trying
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get through college.
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So if you could help me out. Don't worry
about it.
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Everything will be okay. Just do what I
said. Be the best at what you're doing,
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and you'll have no problems.
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Okay, baby?
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Okay. Let me take care of this, and you
go home.
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Bye. Have a good night. Bye. Thanks.
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I was not in a very good mood.
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However, my father's pension money
finally came through.
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So we moved into a much nicer home.
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That's where I live right now.
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But... Damn.
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Hello?
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Oh, you're the maid service.
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Great. Great, so you'll send her over
today?
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Well, I hope she's better than the last
one you sent me.
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Uh -huh. No, I can really use two maids.
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So send her over as soon as you can
because I really do need her.
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Okay.
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All right. Thank you.
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Okay.
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All right. Where was I?
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Oh, okay. So we moved into this new
home.
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And for some reason, I think it was
haunted.
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I kept having these reoccurring dreams.
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They were so strange.
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They completely changed my life.
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go to sleep early today.
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Okay, sweetheart.
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Linda?
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Linda? Get out of bed.
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Wake up. You shouldn't keep your dreams
waiting.
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Linda?
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Arise.
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Wake up. Get out of bed.
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Linda?
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Hello?
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm your dream.
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Isn't that get up?
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Yeah, well, I have to take you
somewhere, so follow me.
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This is how sex was performed in the
earliest civilizations.
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Notice how these cave people ravage each
other.
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No.
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Doesn't this look arousing?
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Notice how that cavewoman lubricates his
throat so that she can take his cock
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all the way to the base.
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um
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Bye.
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Thank you.
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You could learn.
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There are reasons for these dreams,
Linda.
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What a weird dream.
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Watching cavemen fuck?
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There's gotta be a reason for this, but
I don't know what it is.
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Shit! I have to work again!
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You got the bureau stocked for tonight?
Yes. Okay, good. Thank you. You're
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welcome.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm real sorry I'm late. I got caught
up.
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It won't happen again. I know it's not
going to happen again. Come here.
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Listen.
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It's not me, okay?
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It's the partners.
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They decided, I'm sorry. I've got to let
you go.
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Okay? It's not my decision.
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It's got nothing to do with you being
late. You're just not carrying your
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weight. You're just not the best.
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I hate to do it, honey, but I've got to
let you go.
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I'm sorry, baby. I've got to let you go.
Get the phone for me, please.
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Thank you.
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All the other waitresses handle their
weight. They do what they're supposed to
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do. I'm sorry. I had a talk with you
once already. I'm sorry. It's not my
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I know, but I don't believe. I need this
job. I'm sorry.
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Baby, I know you need the job.
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But I have to keep my partners happy,
too. I've got to let you go. I'm sorry
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01:13:27,290 --> 01:13:28,730
I've got to play the heavy, but it's got
to be done.
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01:13:29,970 --> 01:13:31,390
Okay? Well, that's it.
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01:13:31,630 --> 01:13:32,630
That's it.
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01:14:13,130 --> 01:14:14,950
How the fuck am I going to pay for the
next semester?
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01:14:16,930 --> 01:14:20,530
I knew this was going to happen. I
fucking knew it.
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01:14:25,070 --> 01:14:26,070
Damn.
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01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:34,510
Of course.
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01:14:35,750 --> 01:14:40,590
An important lesson to always remember,
Linda, is
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Things can't get much worse.
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01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,260
And they're this bad, they can only get
better.
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01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:52,780
Oh, Jesus Christ.
279
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,340
How am I ever going to get my degree?
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01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:50,000
Linda, come on Linda, wake up.
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01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:55,560
Linda, your dream girl is calling you.
Come on, come on Linda.
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01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,200
Time to get out of bed.
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01:15:57,780 --> 01:15:59,340
Come on, sleepyhead.
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01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:01,300
Wake up, Linda.
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01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,560
Linda, the classroom is waiting for you.
Come on.
286
01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:07,660
Wake up, Linda. Please.
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01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:09,900
Wake up, sleepyhead.
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01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,140
Come on, Linda.
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01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,640
Come on. Wake up, Linda.
290
01:16:12,980 --> 01:16:14,380
Linda? Linda?
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01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:15,740
Come on, Linda.
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01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:17,420
Come on.
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01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:18,680
Wake up.
294
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,720
Linda? Come on, Linda. Wake up.
295
01:16:23,380 --> 01:16:29,480
Linda? Your dream girl is calling you.
Come on. Come on, Linda. Time to get out
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01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,459
of bed.
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01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:32,000
Come on, sleepyhead.
298
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,060
Wake up, Linda.
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01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,000
Hello, Linda.
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01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,240
It's me, Professor Carlton.
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01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:51,600
And you can't come into our Western Civ
class anymore because you lost your job
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01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:52,600
at the restaurant.
303
01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,140
and can't pay your tuition.
304
01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:56,200
Isn't that a shame?
305
01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:01,480
But being the kind -hearted fellow that
I am, I've saved a chair in the
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01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:02,700
classroom just for you.
307
01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,480
So much for you, Linda.
308
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:13,600
Now today, boys and girls, we're going
to talk about the Roman Empire.
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01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:17,640
Yes, the Roman Empire. And what part of
the empire do you think we're going to
310
01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:18,640
talk about?
311
01:17:18,700 --> 01:17:21,660
The Roman economic...
312
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:24,120
No. Next.
313
01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:25,680
Roman literature?
314
01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:27,720
No. Next.
315
01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:30,380
Roman music?
316
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:32,680
Incorrect. Next.
317
01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:37,800
Roman social custom?
318
01:17:38,260 --> 01:17:39,500
No. Next.
319
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:43,620
The Roman armies?
320
01:17:44,340 --> 01:17:46,140
Nope. Next one, please.
321
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:50,320
Why the Roman Empire crumbled? Is that
it, Professor Carlton?
322
01:17:50,660 --> 01:17:51,680
All wrong.
323
01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:54,480
Uh, the Roman silly system?
324
01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:59,860
All wrong, all wrong. We're going to
discuss the thing that made them
325
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:05,080
their orgies, and how those women could
suck a mean dick.
326
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:09,560
And the reason being, they used animal
fat on the roof of their mouths.
327
01:18:09,860 --> 01:18:11,740
But I've supplied the margarine.
328
01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:13,640
So I want you all to practice.
329
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,380
So Linda, I want you to pay close
attention.
330
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,060
Quiz after class, film at 11.
331
01:18:21,060 --> 01:18:23,900
Well? Don't just sit there. Do
something.
332
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:28,880
Oh, not you.
333
01:18:30,980 --> 01:18:31,980
Oh.
334
01:18:33,140 --> 01:18:34,140
Oh.
335
01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:36,840
No, no. Not you.
336
01:18:37,220 --> 01:18:38,220
No.
337
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:41,820
That's the one. Oh. Oh, baby.
338
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:43,960
Oh, baby.
339
01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:45,260
Well.
340
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,420
Ooh. Ooh.
341
01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,600
Wow. I didn't know.
342
01:19:04,010 --> 01:19:07,110
I'll get two.
343
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,760
That's the way to go. Now keep those
tongues roaming.
344
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,220
You like that fun, huh?
345
01:20:35,570 --> 01:20:36,570
That's the way to go.
346
01:20:36,630 --> 01:20:38,070
Beautiful. Oh that's beautiful.
347
01:20:38,530 --> 01:20:40,170
Well you can really suck a cock baby.
348
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:55,460
Oh, what a beautiful girl. I should suck
that cock, baby. Oh, that is wonderful.
349
01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:56,820
Beautiful.
350
01:23:58,350 --> 01:24:00,870
I wonder what's so special about this
anyway.
351
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:11,710
This is fucking ridiculous.
352
01:26:13,910 --> 01:26:16,470
Thank you.
353
01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:18,750
That's the way to go. Nice. Oh,
beautiful deep throat there.
354
01:27:19,050 --> 01:27:20,050
I like that.
355
01:27:24,790 --> 01:27:26,650
I love the deep throat of your cock.
356
01:27:27,030 --> 01:27:28,030
So I noticed.
357
01:27:28,310 --> 01:27:29,310
Yes.
358
01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:19,700
Yeah.
359
01:29:02,630 --> 01:29:03,630
Look at it.
360
01:29:04,050 --> 01:29:04,889
Look at it.
361
01:29:04,890 --> 01:29:06,010
Mm -hmm.
362
01:29:06,670 --> 01:29:07,670
Mm -hmm.
363
01:29:09,230 --> 01:29:10,230
Oh!
364
01:29:10,690 --> 01:29:11,690
Oh, my God.
365
01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:13,250
No, no, other side, other side of me.
366
01:29:13,550 --> 01:29:15,990
Oh. Squeeze it at the base, at the base.
367
01:29:16,550 --> 01:29:17,550
Oh, God.
368
01:29:18,310 --> 01:29:20,290
Yeah. Oh, God.
369
01:29:20,830 --> 01:29:21,950
Other side, other side.
370
01:29:22,490 --> 01:29:23,830
Yeah. Oh.
371
01:29:24,650 --> 01:29:25,650
Oh.
372
01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:27,750
Yeah.
373
01:29:28,950 --> 01:29:30,210
Oh. Oh.
374
01:29:31,780 --> 01:29:33,940
Oh, yeah.
375
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:07,300
Well, Professor, how did I do?
376
01:30:08,540 --> 01:30:11,480
You did quite well, young lady. Very
well, in fact.
377
01:30:12,260 --> 01:30:13,260
Good.
378
01:30:13,940 --> 01:30:17,620
You see, Linda, even professors get
horny once in a while.
379
01:30:53,509 --> 01:30:54,509
Listen, sweetheart.
380
01:30:55,290 --> 01:30:56,690
Don't forget your margarine.
381
01:31:01,650 --> 01:31:05,950
Mm -hmm.
382
01:31:07,530 --> 01:31:08,530
Yeah, good.
383
01:31:08,830 --> 01:31:09,830
Lick it all off.
384
01:31:10,350 --> 01:31:11,350
Mm -hmm.
385
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:20,980
God, that feels so good.
386
01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:25,100
Great, hey.
387
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:27,960
You've got a great speaker.
388
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:34,580
Beautiful eyes, beautiful lips. You're a
beautiful girl. Oh, thank you.
389
01:32:08,730 --> 01:32:09,930
Ah, that's nice.
390
01:32:13,150 --> 01:32:16,910
I want to put everything in my mouth,
your balls, your cock, everything.
391
01:32:18,290 --> 01:32:19,290
Oh,
392
01:32:20,270 --> 01:32:21,970
that feels so good.
393
01:32:22,330 --> 01:32:24,930
Oh, your mouth feels so good on my cock.
394
01:32:25,470 --> 01:32:26,590
Suck that cock, girl.
395
01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:45,380
Take it away, girl. You should float.
396
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:54,700
You're a professor.
397
01:32:55,060 --> 01:32:56,200
I just love your snake.
398
01:33:00,260 --> 01:33:01,260
God,
399
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:03,640
you do great.
400
01:33:15,450 --> 01:33:19,390
You see Linda this could be you this
could have been you
401
01:33:49,550 --> 01:33:50,550
Thank you.
402
01:34:24,720 --> 01:34:29,780
Wonderful you did the Romans proud now
that was an education
403
01:34:29,780 --> 01:34:46,760
God
404
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:49,920
why am I having these dreams?
405
01:34:54,660 --> 01:34:55,660
cavemen, Romans.
406
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,560
There's got to be a reason for this.
407
01:35:02,900 --> 01:35:06,880
Oh, God, how am I going to do it? How am
I ever going to get my job back?
408
01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:10,440
I can't do shit without money.
409
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:27,000
To have it.
410
01:35:29,920 --> 01:35:32,060
To have it.
411
01:35:33,060 --> 01:35:37,480
To have it.
412
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:45,540
When she looks into the mirror, she
413
01:35:45,540 --> 01:35:47,700
sees herself in no fear.
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