All language subtitles for Bunny Colby - The Contest - MissaX

Hi, I'm Nadia Nabokova. I'm here for
Miss .X .com, and I'm going to give you

my love.

My name is Brandon Ashton.

That's my little girl, Nadia.

She's making us vegan pesto today with
sausages.

She's a talented little girl.

She gets it from her mom.

Unfortunately for both of us, her mom
took off about five years back with her

boss.

I take care of her now, just like she
was my own daughter.

Almost done.

Are you almost done with work stuff? I
was thinking you could put it away when

we eat. Sorry, honey. I gotta get the
CPS report done before tomorrow.

Alan got laid off and the silly boss
gave me his workload.

There. There's that smile.

She's prepping me.

She wants to borrow money or something.
And hell, she knows I'm going to give it

to her.

You would too if she smiled at you like
that. My little angel always gets what

she wants. It doesn't matter that she's
18 now. New clothes, gas money, even

concert tickets to Agent Zero for her
and her girlfriend.

Come on, you can put it away. It's
almost done.

thing to show you.

Uh, video?

Push the sideways triangle.

Nadia, that looks a lot like your
girlfriend. That is her. That's Blair.

Why is she making blowjob videos?

First it just started out as a bet to
see who could get the best blowjob, and

all of our guy friends were gonna judge,
but then Coach Michael found out, and

now he's gonna give the winner 300
bucks.

Really? Coach Michael?

The soccer coach said that?

Well, who is she betting against?

Well, me.

Duh.

Nadia.

Honestly.

Are you mad?

Oh my god, you're mad at me.

No, sweetheart.

I'm not mad.

I'm just a little overwhelmed, that's
all.

But I am very happy that you shared this
with me.

So the first thing we gotta do is get
you some birth control if you're having

sex. I'm not having sex.

I'm not mad that you're having sex.

I knew this day would come.

But I do want you to talk to the fine
people at Planned Personhood, and they

will teach you how to be safe.

Look, I can make the appointment in the
morning.

And the second thing is... Please!

Honey, I speak, and then you speak.

Do you remember how we have
conversations when we're upset?

Do I need to get Ellie the elephant out?
I am not having sex!

Well, who are you giving blowjobs to? No
one!

Not yet, anyway.

I told Blair I'm dating a med student at
the university.

He's super handsome, and he has a big
dick, and I blow him all the time.

But she's going to know I'm lying. And I
think I could win the contest.

I mean, Coach Michael's had the hots for
me since before it was even legal to

have the hots. You need to talk to the
school about Coach Michael.

No, no.

It's not like that, Daddy. He's just a
watcher.

Lots of guys are.

And besides, I'm having a crisis.

He told me I could talk to you about
anything, and I'm starting to think that

that was a lie.

You're right, you're right.

Whatever you want, Nadia.

And about Blair, she's going to forgive
you if you confess that you made a lie.

No, no, she wouldn't.

She was telling me about her boyfriend,
Mark, and how cool he is, and how he

buys her all these little presents.

So I told her that I had a boyfriend,
too, and she wanted more details, so I

made up more details.

And now she just won't let the fucking
thing go.

Hey, language.

Sorry.

But the point is, I've been lying to her
all summer, and now it's fall.

And I've got this vet thing going on,
and I could really use the money.

But $300?

Listen, I'll give you $150 now.

And another $150 in two weeks, okay?

Don't make me say it.

Look, money is a little tight since your
mom left. But we're making it work. And

there is disposable income if you need
it. But that's the thing. I don't need

it. And I know if I took your money and
spent it at the mall that I'd feel

guilty.

I just want to earn it. That's all.

Here, I want you to take my phone and
take a video of me sucking your penis.

you even?

Are you feeling well?

I won't like it, and you're not gonna
like it, but I'll split the money with

if we win.

Well, I figured I know you, and you
don't have, like, any dick diseases or

anything, and you never leave the house
except for you go to work.

And it's totally embarrassing that I'm
the only version of - school.

I am sure you're not. Only losers are
virgins. My virginity plagues me. It's a

thing that only I know about.

I just want to see a penis in, like, a
science -y kind of way.

I mean, I know I'll blow it super good,
way better than Blair could. Honey, we

need to call Dr. Armand.

Remember when he was saying you could
have these impulses? But it's best to

them out until they pass. No! Fuck that!

Nadia! I've gotta blow guys.

It has to be today.

I told them I'd see my boyfriend on
Sunday, and it's already Monday.

And you know full well I don't have a
boyfriend.

No, it's out of the question.

You need to go to your room and think
about what you just asked me.

Well then, I'm going next door to Pete's
house.

What?

Professor Pete is always trying to talk
to me. He's always checking me and Blair

out when we're trying to catch a tan,
too.

I know he's married, but I bet he'd let
me do it anyway.

I didn't even see her car in the
driveway.

You're not leaving this house.

I'm 18. I'll do what I want.

Fine.

I'm gonna let you do it.

But I give you the money, and you don't
show the tape to anyone.

Isn't that like prostitution?

No. No.

No, it is not.

I'm showing them that tape. I'm gonna
earn the money. It's the only ethical

thing to do, Daddy.

Well, it's... Well, it's not hard yet.
This isn't exactly a normal situation,

and I'm under a lot of stress.

Well, get it hard.

You better get it hard. I told them my
boyfriend has a big, huge, hard cough.

Nadia!

Well, how about I post for you, like
those girls in your magazine?

You know about my magazines?

Yeah, Mom was always bitching to her
friends about your fuckbook.

Language. Sweetheart, this is not going
to help if you keep using foul language.

Can you please act like a lady? What?
Act like a lady and pose like a porn

You're right. It was a bad idea.

No, no. I can do it. I want to do it.

Do you like my breath, though?

Where did you get that bra?

I did not buy that bra for you.

Blair's mom gave it to me.

Yeah, I think it's working.

I am so good at sucking dick, aren't I
guys?

It's the best at North Valley High.

Yeah, let me watch.

Look at my deep throat, you guys. I'm so
good at that.

I can do it. Hold on.

I did it.

You saw.

This is number one blowjob queen.

Blair might be the best at soccer, but
I'm the best at blowjobs.

Do you like that, Daddy? I mean,

sometimes I like to call my boyfriend
Daddy.

You know, it's really kinky.

I got this piercing just for this
competition.

It makes it so much better.

I get the best blowjobs because I don't
neglect the blocks.

I really fucking love it, but for me,
not for Claire.

We won!

Where are you?

Did you hear me?

We won!

Oh. We won!

Oh my god, I have 150 bucks for you.

Uh, that's okay, you keep it.

Seriously, we want it together.

Are you mad at me?

No. No, I'm not mad.

You're acting like you're mad.

Do you want to talk about what we did?

Yeah, it was amazing.

First I showed it to Blair, and she was
all like, oh, we shouldn't show it to

Coach Michael.

You're just being such a pussy.

And I was like, oh my God, Blair, you're
going to welch on our bet just because

you know I'm better than you?

Honey, I don't want to talk about it.
Here, I'll take the $150.

But I haven't even gotten to the best
part yet.

Blair was being... Such a baby.

And it took me forever to convince her
that we should show Coach Michael the

video. He met us outside for our last
hour of class. And I was like, oh my

how does this guy even know we have AP
Algebra for the last hour?

And he was just like, oh hey.

Like he wasn't totally waiting for us
there.

Creepy. Yeah, totally creepy.

But he's harmless. Like I told you
before.

Maybe I should meet this guy. And say
what? So I heard you watched my

stepdaughter and her besties suck some
dicks and gave the winner some money?

Stop it. You've got to listen to the
best part.

So I was all like, oh, here's my phone.

And Blair was like, oops, I can't find
my video. I don't know what happened.

And I knew that bitch would do that.
Language.

Sorry, I knew that she would pretend
that she deleted it.

That's why I forwarded the video to my
inbox when I watched it. I mean, it was

her idea to do the whole blowjob
competition anyway.

And she's got to take it that I'm better
than I hurt her sometimes.

Like, she's good at soccer, but I give
killer blowjobs.

I mean... Don't you agree?

I'm just talented that way.

Can you please not say the word blowjob?

Face fucking?

Blowjob is fine.

Okay, so you saw the video and you won?

Yeah, and I mean, I actually felt bad
for Blair.

I really thought she would win.

So I told her that I'd buy her an iced
mocha with my money. And she got really

happy after that. I don't know why she
likes that coffee so much. I think it

just tastes like iced dirt.

I don't get why you drink coffee either.
Don't you think it tastes like dirt?

Um, okay, that's, that's, that's enough,
sweetheart.

That's nice.

Yeah? No, we've got another bet.

So this is going to sound really bad,
but don't worry, I've got a plan.

She told Coach Michael that I'm the best
at getting a blowjob, that she's the

best at having sex, and she can make
love like a porn star.

She says she has this special technique
called the happy seal.

The happy seal?

Yeah, hold on, I'll show you. It's like
this.

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Sex with you is out of the question.

Don't you even feel remotely guilty for
what we did yesterday?

You can use your words, sweetheart.

I think the only reason to feel guilty
is if you liked it. That's why you're

feeling guilty.

Okay. Yeah, maybe during, but not
afterwards.

Immediately afterwards, I knew it was a
mistake.

I didn't enjoy it in the least.

It felt like sucking on a warm sausage
that was leaking salty goo.

The only enjoyment I got out of it was
knowing that you liked it and that it

felt good.

And I knew I was just going to nail this
bet with Blair.

So, what do you think about putting your
penis in me?

Like six times, maybe seven tops, that's
all it's going to take.

You're a virgin.

Yeah, but your penis doesn't count as
six if you're my daddy.

I'm not your biological father, so it
would count by your own rule.

No, you are my daddy. You've been with
me since before I can remember.

So it wouldn't count.

Don't forget, you live in my house and
should follow my rules.

You know in your heart these beds are
immoral.

Against the law.

Against God's law.

Whatever. You're my stepdaddy, not my
real daddy. And I bet the neighbor would

be totally cool with putting his penis
in me for like six or seven pumps.

Leave Pete out of this.

I know he would be into it. As would any
guy.

But it's not safe.

Don't you think you'd catch an STD with
a perverted guy like that?

Nah. We'd wear a rubber.

Adia, Pete is a hideous man.

I know.

I thought about that. But I thought I
could just concentrate on his cock and

stare into the phone and I wouldn't need
to see his face at all.

Well, I... This is...

Fine, we'll do it just like last time.
Instead of using my mouth, we'll just

my pussy. In and out, six, seven times.

And then I come.

I can't come inside you.

Yeah, of course you can. There's that
morning after pill, and Blair's mom buys

them for her in advance.

And she said she could give me one.

Really? Blair's mom thinks it's okay to
encourage you to have life -threatening

sex with God knows who? If you talk to
Blair's mom about this, I'm going to

everyone the tape and tell them that
it's your dick. My stepdaddy's dick.

person. I would never do anything like
that. But you can't be doing mean shit

like that.

I've always wanted you to lose your
virginity the proper way. On your

day, with the man you're gonna marry.
Yeah, but this isn't the 80s, you know.

It's gonna be my first time, and I heard
it's supposed to be painful.

I want my wedding night to be happy, so
you're gonna be helping me.

Plus, my hymen's already like half off.
I've been practicing with my thinkers,

so it's gonna be easy.

I don't know what to say.

I'm pretty pleased.

I need to think of it.

Really?

Because your cock is already hard. I can
feel it pressing on my butt.

So we're going to do it right here on
the sofa, alright?

You always taught me to be prepared.

Okay.

But I'm not going to finish.

I'm only going to put it in and out of
you a few times. Seven times.

No, six.

Eight.

Okay, seven times.

You're going to love this. You'll see.

It's just like when I would change your
diapers.

That's pervy. I like it.

Where's your phone?

I don't know if this is such a great
idea, Nadia.

Don't worry.

Nobody's going to know who you are.

I'm going to keep your face out.

Whoa, you are so big.

It's not going in.

Could you please lick it first?

Like in the porn movies. Get it really
wet.

You saw a porn film?

Yeah, of course.

Me and Blair watch them all the time on
the internet.

Oh, God.

The internet.

Oh, no, spit on it.

Oh, no,

suck my clit.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

We're ready now.

Are you okay?

I thought I batted Steve six times, all
right?

have to move around a lot and moan. Just
do it one more time, all right?

Okay.

One, two.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You see this, guys?

I'm so good at fucking.

I'll just pump in and out, and you just
tell me when we're done, okay?

but it feels really good.

again soon.

She a whore too?

But we do need you to talk to the people
at Planned Personhood.

Sorry.

Like, I've heard, like, when women give
birth, like, most of the time you shit

because you're just, like, bearing down.
I heard that too, yeah.

And it's like, they don't tell you. They
act like it didn't happen.

Like, if you don't notice... Did you
guys hear that?

Most of my belly.

Jesus.

Don't laugh.

He does have an ugly face.

I'm going to talk to this woman.

Whoa, you're so big.

I mean,

I love it, daddy. I really fucking love
it. But for me, not for quite.