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The following is a brief review of our last episode.

When I was young, all I wanted was for my white knight to ride up on his

charger.

But then I met the wildest boy of them all, Bubba King.

Bubba King takes over Phoenix Pictures.

In proxy war.

Warren Wells, head of Phoenix Pictures, the genius behind many a box office

bomb.

So you want me to go out to North Platte and get the skinny on the studio's new

owner, this Bubba King character?

Paul Turner, the Hollywood yes -man, will do anything for a buck.

Anything.

Bubba King is a giant set of testicles with legs.

This movie producer is sleeping her way to the bottom.

Not me.

Down there. Down there.

That's my honeypot. Give Bubba Jr.

a ride.

Honeypot.

A ditzy stripper who wants to be a ditzy actress.

Stop that, Todd.

You are my sister's boyfriend and no...

Bubba King, king of all sleaze and loving it.

Moves to agency.

Have observed the intimate habits of earthlings and found them to be totally

irrational beings.

with uncontrollable libidos.

Prospects good for our harvesting of their sexual energy.

Moose out.

jerk.

I just couldn't believe it. The way he made that waitress give him a blowjob on

his table.

I sure showed him how pissed I could get.

Mama, if you could have seen the look on his

face.

Guess Bubba won't marry me now.

I wonder if I'll ever get to Hollywood.

Mama, I just want you to be proud of me.

Honey, you just stay away from those boys.

Well, Madame Zora said I'd be meeting a new friend soon.

She said he'd be tall, dark, and cute. And he's from Hollywood.

And it would turn Bubba right.

Big shit on campus, you know what I mean?

Now, I've been reading your resume about Yale and bullshit.

Let me tell you how I got my education.

You know how I got my education? I got it from Harvard. I pulled myself up from

my bootstraps. I've been knocked a few heads. I knocked a few heads.

You know what? Nobody helped me out.

I pulled myself.

Before this, you used to be in a toxic waste business.

Now you own a strip dive in the name of knockers.

God forbid you're about to own a major movie studio in Hollywood.

You know what you are?

You're just a jerk -off.

Big Hollywood yes -man.

Well, it's a dirty, rotten, sometimes humiliating job. It's like giving

into the table.

It's something you've got to do.

You know what, Paulie?

I might just keep you on after all. You and I could be friends.

Hey. You might stick around after all.

That's a good one.

Excuse me. Can you talk to her?

There's a telephone call for you.

Hey. I know you don't like me to do this.

Hey, come here.

He's a Yale man. He can find his own way.

How are you doing?

Hey, hey, take it easy. I'm Papa Junior.

I can't wait to get you up on that stage.

Oh, really?

Yeah, really.

Now, hands off, please.

I'm up next.

Made any new friends?

Any female friends?

Yeah, I don't know. Some of them are kind of refreshing.

Corn -fed, you know.

How's WW?

Oh, much better.

Much better.

What's that sound?

Oh, that is the sound...

of ww giving me head head

oh yes head and it's simply marvelous

Hide the family jewels, cowboys. It's Mistress Jacqueline. The mistress with

most...

You're still here, Amanda?

There, yes.

Right there, right?

On the tip of my little... And right there. Oh, yes.

Yes, I'm here, Paul.

Oh, yes, I'm here.

There.

There, yes.

Yes, yes, I'm just a little preoccupied at the moment. So?

So, Paul, what's Bubba like?

A giant set of testicles with legs.

Oh, of course.

It's really nuts here, Amanda.

Oh, yes.

Oh, so I bet you have Bubba right where you want him, hmm?

Ugh.

Hi, Paul.

This is Brother King.

He's incredible.

First he makes a waitress give him a blowjob under a table.

Since when do you have something against blowjobs, Paul?

What was that?

Can you hear that, Paul?

Listen carefully.

Oh, that is the sound of W .W.

sucking my pussy.

Just the way you like it.

Oh, it's very good.

Kiss it, darling.

Kiss that hot little mouth.

Oh. Oh.

W .W.'s brain might be a bit muddled, but there's nothing

wrong with his tongue.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Bubba Jr. wants to go in my ass.

What makes you think I want Bubba Jr. in my ass?

Actually,

I think I might like Bubba Jr.

in my ass.

Do you like that sound, Paul?

I only wish Wish what?

I wish I were there.

Oh, I wish you were here, too.

Have you met Bubba's girlfriend yet?

What's her name?

Honey... Harlot... Honey... Honey... Cuntin' Honey?

No. Honey Harlot Pock.

And we haven't been officially introduced yet.

Bubba's about to.

What do you mean, officially introduced?

Probably already fucked her, hmm?

No, no, no.

This honey looks like a hot little number.

Too bad Bubba would break your knees if he found out you were, how do they say

in Nebraska, burning his girlfriend's bacon?

Oh, you can be a real bitch sometimes.

I know, darling, and that's why you love me.

And that's why we're friends, right?

Yeah, friends.

Are you all right?

Of course, dear.

He's just eating my pussy just the way you like to.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't stop.

Don't.

Oh, God, that's it.

You are a very good boy.

You're a very good girl.

Woman, baby.

You done whacking your butt in there?

You ain't one of them Hollywood fairy boys, are you?

Later.

Are you sure you ain't one of them Hollywood fairy boys?

Come on, let's go see Honey Potts.

Meanwhile, Honey's sister, the very hot Miss Pepperly Potts. anxiously awaits

for a boyfriend's arrival.

Where is he?

Where are you, Dad?

You're making me wait this long.

You know I'm so horny.

I'm Pippa Lee Pop.

And all men love Pippa Lee Pop.

The honey's dripping.

And the bees are buzzing.

And it's time to send out.

Uh, this is the dressing room.

Should we knock first?

Honeypot!

Bubba, you shouldn't have.

Oh, don't mind him. This is Paul Turner, one of the slick dicks that works over

at Phoenix Pictures, the studio which I bought.

This joker works for me.

Paul, I want you to meet my honey, Honey Potts. Hottest bod in the Midwest.

Miss Blonde Bimbo herself.

Hi, honey. It's nice to meet you. I enjoyed your dancing very much.

Charmed. Are you really from Hollywood?

Yes.

Wow.

It's always been my dream to go to Hollywood and become a great actress.

Hollywood sign. That's where the dream starts.

Yeah, well, enough with the chit -chat.

Uh, honey, why don't you show Paul what you got? Don't be ashamed.

Cut it out, Bubba. Oh, come on, I just want a little honey. Oh, come on, Bubba

Junior's friendly. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Hey, I wouldn't do that if I were you. Your mom won't even be able to recognize

you when I get done with you.

Come on, Paul, let's go.

Trouble with these bitches is their hormones are always jumping around.

Ain't that right?

I tell you, it's a great piece of ass, ain't it?

I love you, girl.

Wait, I should be getting back to the hotel.

Yeah, tell me about this Warren Wells fella.

President of Phoenix Pictures, he's 89, still owns 40%, I think.

Yeah, well, I think he's a Hollywood -ass kid. Personally, okay, none of his

movies do shit, okay? They're artsy -partsy stuff, no gas, no guns. Did I

tell you about my ideas for movies?

What took you so long, dog?

I don't rightly know, Pepper.

I was just playing pool down at the pool hall, and shazam, shazam, shazam!

I'm here.

come running back just like magic now

i hope you went down with that dirty old strip bar drooling over my

slutty little sister surely no pamper

you sure you weren't rubbing your face in my sister's

I said no.

That's good then, doll.

Why don't you come over here and show me what you brought for your best guess.

You've been thinking some real nasty thoughts, haven't you, Doc?

Just about you, Captain.

Just about you.

Well, come on, then.

Hey, your mama ain't home, is she?

Doc, don't be such a pussy.

I'm not afraid of mama.

Besides, mama ain't home yet.

I just got the last round of mistress check that was very familiar.

Bubba Jr.

Oh, my God.

Ugh!

Lord.

How's your slutty sister?

Pepper's not a slut.

She's just a little boy crazy, that's all.

Mm -hmm.

Just a little boy crazy.

The saddle beds honey sleep on.

Now tell the truth, dog.

You like watching my sister take off her clothes, don't you?

No.

I said no.

Then you swear on my right tip that you haven't fucked my little sister, honey.

That's not your right tip.

You haven't fucked my little sister, honey. I swear.

Even in your wet dreams?

No, I haven't.

Of course, darling.

If you swear on my tip and you swear faultfully, you may never touch

my little princess pussy again.

My little princess pussy will just have to find a new friend.

Oh, jeez.

I'm sorry, Peppa. Please forgive me.

Okay, dog.

But don't ever lie to me again.

Danipario. God.

Aquarius.

Just get your mouth over here.

in there and keep my little

That's me.

It's a pussy thing.

Wow!

Come here.

Come here.

I want you to fuck me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

My little princess pussy

is so happy.

Stay away from the boys.

Your sister is a slut.

Pepper's just boy crazy, that's all.

Oh, come on.

She's a slut.

Maybe you're right.

You're right about my new friend.

He's tall, dark, and cute.

And he's from Hollywood.

I just hope he's a Sagittarius.

The path you have chosen to walk, honeypot, is fraught with danger and

temptation.

It will not be easy.

Beware, little girl.

Out of my way, world.

Honeypot's coming.

And the adventures of Honeypot's continue.

Beware, Honeypot. Some heavy doo -doo is coming down to the next exciting

episode of Stardust. And some of it is not of this earth.

Will Paul crash and burn in Beaver Hole?

Hands off. All girls belong to Bubba.

Man, she's playing my music. Come blow my horn.

What?

Honey?

Poor Bubba. So much pussy, so little time.

Look, what is it that you're doing?

Well, Amanda, I'm going to fuck you, darling.

Fabulous. See, Amanda, switch it. This bitch always has a date on Saturday

night. Do it.

episode of Michael Zinn's Stardust. Be there or get there.