All language subtitles for denim_xxx

You ever done it with a redhead? No,
I've never done it with a redhead.

Redheads!

Redheads have these hips that are like,
really?

It's all... Hi.

There you go, boys.

Can I open up the tap for you again?

That's not all you can open up, Gordon.

Let's see it open.

Boy, you sure have a way with the ladies
there, Dean.

Man, you just dumped Courtney for ten
other women not too long ago, and you

still have her eating out of your hand.

I didn't dump her, Skip.

I just told her, look, I'm not one of
those guys that believes in those

exclusive relationship things.

Yeah. Too many women out there to tie
yourself down to one.

Yeah.

Well, she was pretty ticked out there
for a while, though.

You know, she was even coming on to me.

Get back at you.

Yeah, well, you were a fool for not
poking her.

Haven't I always told you, you get it
while you can, when you can, and where

can. And that's okay if you're using
your best friend's girl. That's all

Oh, geez, Dean, I couldn't do that to
you. I couldn't use you like that.

You're not using me. Don't you
understand? You're using the girls.

God put them on this earth for us to
use, to enjoy.

That's why we pitch.

They receive.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

All right.

You tell me how she came on to you.

I'll tell you how you went wrong.

Geez, I didn't do anything wrong, Dean.

That was that night that you and her had
that big fight, remember?

And you asked me to drive her home.

That guy is such an asshole.

I don't know what I ever saw in him in
the first place.

Dean's not such a bad guy once you get
to know him.

Of course, he rarely lets women stick
around long enough to get to know him.

I mean, I gave him some of the best
minutes of my life.

And I even told him he didn't have to
tip me when he came into the bar. Now,

that isn't love, I don't know what is.

I'm sure you'll feel better after a good
night's sleep, so I'll just be going.

No!

Stay with me, Skip.

You're so understanding and gentle with
women.

I could sure use a man like you in my
company tonight.

Oh, I can't. I mean, you're Dean's girl
and all.

At least one of his girls.

Not anymore.

I want to be your girl.

Well, I couldn't.

Just wouldn't be right.

Oh, I'm sorry.

That's how I left her, and I didn't see
her again until just now.

At least she seems to be over being mad.

I can't believe you, man.

Sometimes you can be such a weenie. You
could have had her. You could have poked

her. You could have fucked her.

Could have put another notch in your
bedpost, and you walked away.

Sorry.

You should be.

Next time you're in a situation like
that, you handle it differently.

For example.

Stay with me, Skip.

You're so gentle and understanding with
women. I can sure use the company of a

man like you tonight.

Well, I can't. I mean, you're Dean's
girl.

Or at least one of his girls.

Not anymore.

I want to be your girl.

Courtney, you're just using me to get
back at Dean.

Oh, maybe so.

So what?

Use me, Skip.

Use me till I'm all used up.

Well, that's different, huh?

Thank you.

Two. One.

I wonder why.

That's the way it could have happened
for you. And it would have happened for

you if you would listen to me, buddy.

Jeez, you make it sound easy.

It is easy.

You see that chick over there?

Yeah.

Quite a number, huh?

Boy, I'll say.

She comes in here all the time, though.
Guys are always feeling on her. She

never goes home with anyone.

She'll go home with me.

Watch and learn.

Hey, gorgeous.

What's a babe like you doing talking to
a crumb like me, huh?

I'm glad I was.

Yeah, well, how could you help it?

Bartender, could you get her another
drink here, please?

Thank you.

with me, babe.

Here's the camera.

Wow. They must make strong drinks in
that place.

I'm absolutely smashed.

Hey, baby.

A woman can never be too drunk, you
know.

Listen, you stay right here for a
second, okay? Move.

All right, you know what to do, man,
right?

Yeah. All right, stand out in front of
the aisle and make sure nobody drives

Right. Okay. Are you sure you want to do
this hair, Dean?

Yeah, man, yeah. Look, take it from me.
Don't wait till you get the chick home

to make the moves, because by the time
you get there, she could change her

Yeah.

Christ, Dean, take it easy, man. This is
the third woman you've had today.

You're going to give yourself a heart
attack.

Yeah, but what a way to go.

Look,

you watch out.

I'll talk to you in a minute.

Are we there yet?

Well, baby, we're there.

We're there.

I'll have you know, though, I don't
usually fuck before my first date.

But since I'm this drunk, there's no
telling what can happen.

Tell me.

Tell me.

Tell me.

You're falling out.

Thank you.

Fuck.

Don't feel sorry for this guy.

He's got this coming.

Hey, buddy.

Did you have a nice ride?

No. I had a dream.

What was in a dream?

What are you talking about?

Have a drink. I'll tell you all about
it.

What was that you were saying a minute
ago?

You're dead.

I knew it. Oh, God, I knew it. Hey,
look, come on. It's not so bad being

People out there are living their entire
life like that.

Yeah, but I don't want to be one of
them.

I'm too young to be here.

Whatever here is.

No,

this is a waste of time.

Looks like a bar to me.

Matter of fact, this looks like the very
bar where all my trouble started

tonight.

Well, you see, we like to make your
surroundings familiar, you know? Put you

more at ease. Yeah, well, I'm not at
ease.

He just told me I was dead.

Who are you anyway?

I'm an angel.

You know, forgive me.

You look a little like a bomb to me.

Well, we all kind of look that way
nowadays, you know? No names, no fixed

addresses, and it kind of helps you just
blend in anywhere you go.

Oh, wait.

You're telling me that all bums are
angels?

No. No more than all lawyers are satanic
thieves, even though half of them are.

But about half the bums that you do see
are angels.

Angels? Oh, yeah.

A lot of demand out there nowadays, you
know?

Kind of been that way ever since that
first Judas Priest album went flat.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that.

Well, what happens now? Do I go to
heaven?

No, man, you're not going to heaven.

You see, Dino, buddy, in your last life,
you were pretty much of an asshole.

What?

What did I do?

What? I never killed anybody. I never
cheated. Not once did I watch... Fresh

Prince of Bel -Air.

That's all true, but the way you treated
women was absolutely horrible.

You see, Earth is kind of like a proving
ground.

Now, once you prove yourself here, you
get to move on up to the next level.

Oh, yeah, kind of like Star Search.

Yeah, sort of. Yeah.

In your case, you're going back, and
you're going to do it again until you

it right.

Now, lucky for you, there is a body
that's about to become available.

Wait a minute. I've got to be born again
or something?

I've got to go through the third grade
again?

I thought three times was enough.

Look, we're going to skip all that this
time, okay?

The body you're getting is fully grown,
in great shape.

It's a perfect physical specimen.

Whoa.

Why is this body available all the time?

Well, the soon -to -be -previous owner
is, uh...

About to take a fatal combination of
boos and downers, know what I mean?

Yeah, I see. It hasn't happened yet.

No, I see.

It's going to happen in about two more
days. But up here, man, time flies.

In fact, you know, it's already past.

We've got to get going.

Where are we going?

To get the money.

It's waiting for you down there right
now. A warm and cozy, great big bed.

We've got to get there before somebody
finds us.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on
right there. I want to know a little bit

more about this body.

You think some wimp who can't get it up
or something is it?

Nah, man. You're not going to have any
prospects at this time, believe me.

that's good.

You know, it's a thing about women.

They're like meals.

Three good ones a day.

Dessert on the side.

You know.

That's how you feel about women.

You know.

Okay, well.

Hold on to your balls, pal.

You're going to go on one wild ride.

What I want you to do is close your
eyes.

Repeat after me.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore,
Toto.

You're kidding.

No, I'm not kidding.

What do you think?

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore,
Toto.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore,
Toto.

All right, how come I still look the
same?

I was dreaming.

Because if I was dead, where's this
place?

Wait a minute.

Well, welcome back to the living, cute
stuff.

Who the fuck you calling cute stuff?

Who else good looking?

I just wanted to make sure you weren't
dead or anything.

And I'm glad to say that you're alive
and looking well.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What are you looking at?

Why so shy?

Last night you got so drunk you were
dancing around naked as a jaybird.

I beg your pardon?

How about giving Burke a little kiss?

Get the fuck out of here before I give
you some more.

Fucking weirdo. Why'd you do that?
You're crazy.

I mean, last night you let me pick you
up in a bar. Then you get so drunk you

fall in my lap.

And now you do this?

You chicks are all crazy. I'm leaving.

The fuck is he talking about? You
chicks.

Oh, my God. I have kids.

Oh, my God. I'm a girl.

I can't believe it. That bum sent me
back as a fucking girl.

Oh, my God.

God, this is the worst thing that's ever
happened to me.

I don't want to be a woman.

I don't want to work for less money. I
don't want to have PMS every goddamn

month.

I don't want to be on the bottom during
sex.

I don't want to have tits and a pussy.

Well,

you seem to be adjusting rather nicely.

How long have you been here?

Oh, sweetheart, I've always been here.

Everything you mortals do is watched by
somebody.

Everything?

Even the times I used to jack off when I
was a teenage boy?

Even the times you used to after you
were a teenage boy.

Oh, no.

How embarrassing.

You shouldn't be embarrassed.

You know, if God hadn't meant for you to
enjoy your sexuality, he wouldn't have

made it feel so good.

Really? Then how come the moral majority
says it's wrong to be sexually

liberated? That bunch of narrow
-minded...

Bigoted, bedwetting, anal retentive
morons? What do they know?

Half of them aren't even going to make
it to heaven, and the other half's only

getting in on a work permit.

You just go on and enjoy your new body,
Denim.

Denim? Who's Denim?

Well, you are.

I didn't tell you?

That's the name that folks are going to
know you by now that you got a new body.

By everyone? Do you mean like that creep
that was just here?

Well, you were awfully intimate with
that creep last night, Denim.

No way.

I don't deal with guys.

No?

Well, just look towards the bed, and
I'll let you see what happened on this

spot just eight hours ago.

Tell me again how you want it, baby.

I want you to fuck me, Bert.

I want you to stick your dick inside me
and fuck me.

First, you suck me.

Oh, God, this is awful.

I don't know. You seem to be enjoying
it.

But that's not me.

Well, it's you now.

You better watch and see what kind of
person you really are.

Mm hmm.

Hmm.

That's because I like to have men inside
of me.

Deep inside of me.

Well, you got a man inside of you now,
sweetheart.

Permanently.

Make him go away. I don't want to see
any more of this.

Very well.

I thought you might like to see what
you've become.

Yeah, well, thanks.

But I see who I've become all too
clearly.

Oh, God, look at all this hair.

How am I going to deal with it? It's
going to take me half the day to wash

damn thing.

I'm going to have to learn to walk in
heels.

And I'm going to have to wear a bra.

Oh, forget it. Let them bounce.

So construction workers will whistle at
me as I'm walking down the street.

Oh, God, this is going to be so hard.

Oh, I'm even going to have to learn to
piss sitting down.

Oh, fuck.

Well, at least I know I'll never have to
find a good woman.

I am a good woman.

Well, in time, you'll learn to enjoy
being a good woman, Denim.

Just like you enjoyed being a bad man.

You have to admit, I was damn good at
being bad.

Hey, where'd you go?

Hey, bum, come back!

Yeah, I know. I know. She's calling for
me.

You see, I got to leave her alone right
now because she's got to work out things

by herself.

Don't be feeling sorry for Denim.

See, the guy I feel sorry for right now
is Skip.

You know, the dude that Denim used to
hang out with when she was a he?

Yeah, poor guy. Right now he's back
cleaning out Dean's old desk, the place

used to work together.

Yeah, sorry, old dude.

Well...

Maybe I can send him something to make
him feel better.

I'm so depressed.

He may have been a creep, but he was my
best friend.

How am I going to ever get over his
death?

Christ.

I mean, what could possibly happen in my
dreary daily existence that could get

my mind off this sorrow?

Who are there?

Who are you?

And where'd you come from?

Right over there.

And you can call me Angel.

Angel?

You don't look like an angel.

That's the idea.

Ooh.

Oh yeah.

Fuck me, baby.

If nothing else, I got Skip's mind off
his friend's death.

Now back to the problem with Denim.

You see, she called up a friend of hers
for a date.

Now, this friend of hers was someone
that she used to know when she was a he,

you know what I mean.

Too bad it couldn't be Skip.

You see, Denim's just not quite ready to
go out with men yet.

Don't worry about her.

She'll come around.

I'm sure I'm glad you called me, Dunham.

There's one thing I don't understand.

You said that Dean wanted to see me?

I thought Dean was dead.

Maybe Dean's here in spirit.

No, I don't believe in that stuff.

It sure is strange how you got me to
come over here.

And how you gave me that wine to get me
in the bed.

I'm sure we haven't met before.

Maybe in a previous life?

Previous life?

You mean reincarnation?

No, I don't believe in that stuff
either.

You should.

Uh -huh.

I feel good.

I

just

feel good today.

That felt good.

Bye.

God, that's so good.

I think so.

Build up.

At least you don't have to worry about
this getting hard.

That's true.

I hope I know what to do.

Do you

like that?

I got you.

I got you.

Don't tell me you don't like men.

Well, I prefer to hang around with
chicks. Well, I mean women.

Well, there was this guy that I kind of
used to hang out with.

His name was Skip.

Well, bring him too. I'll get a date and
you bring Skip and we'll go for it.

Want to go?

Come on. I don't know.

You think I should?

Well, the question is, will she or won't
she?

Will it be Skip or...

Maybe some jerk we haven't even met yet.

Or she's sick to women.

Kind of curious myself, you know.

Maybe we should meet back here another
time and, uh, let's see, huh?

Until then, cheers.

Tell me how she came on to you again,
and I'll tell you where you went wrong,

all right?

Oh, geez, I didn't do anything wrong,
Dean.

It was that night that you and her had
that big fight, you know, and you asked

me to drive her home, did you?

Don't you do that. I didn't do it,
Daniel. Yes, you did. I didn't do it. I

you did. No, I didn't.

I know you did. No, no, you're fine
today. And go.

Daniel, wait. Daniel's looking in the
camera.

You amateur.

How long have you been doing that?

No, just kidding.

No, I'm looking at you. Look, Ricky.

Look, Ricky.

All right, here we go. Rolling.

And action.

Oh, jeez, I didn't do anything wrong.
Here we go.

Oh,

jeez, I didn't do anything wrong, Dean.
That was the night that you and her had

that big fight, Dan. You asked me to
drive her home.

Listen to a 33 fast.

I'm trying to get through it before I
laugh.

Okay, all right.

Bad. Action.

Tag, come on.

Geez, I didn't do anything wrong, Dean.

Start looking at it.

Okay. Here you go.

We're rolling.

And action.

Tell me how she came on to you, then
I'll tell you what you did wrong.

Oh, geez, I didn't do anything wrong,
Dean.