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God damn stupid bitch.

Every time I try to do anything, she says, I quit. I'm done. I'm just fucking

done.

Hey.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, Mom.

What's going on?

Nothing. I just want to go to bed.

You're home really early.

Yeah, I know.

I'm tired.

I'm just, I should go to sleep.

You're tired?

I thought you had a date tonight.

Yeah, I did. I had a date. And now I'm home. And I'm going to go to bed.

Not even nine.

Are you sure you're okay? Do you want to talk about it? No, I don't want to talk

about it. Yeah, let's talk about it.

It's uncomfortable, and it's personal, and it's not really any of your business

anyway. I'm actually kind of pissed off. I don't want to have my bad mood rub

off on you.

Honey, you're my son. I'm here for you. Like, just come here. Let's talk about

it. Come here.

Come here.

What's going on?

Well, I had a date, and it was a date, and we had it, and then I left.

She's a bitch.

Okay, why is she a bitch?

I really don't want to talk about this. Can I please just go?

No, I don't like seeing you upset like this. Just talk to me.

This isn't... It's really... It's embarrassing and it's personal. I

God damn it.

Look... Did you overdraft your account?

Weren't you able to pay? What happened? No, you raised me better than that. I

know how to manage money.

I can't seem to manage my penis.

That seems to be the problem.

See, it's not funny. It caught me off guard. Okay, just, it's fine. Tell me

about it. I'm not comfortable talking about my penis with my mom.

I just, I don't, and I can't tell my friends this stuff.

I don't care. I'm done with girls. I'm done. Okay, honey. I'm going to play

video games, and I'm going to sit in my room, and I'm going to get fat. I'm just

going to eat food.

I'm going to watch movies, and I'm going to pretend that I don't care. I don't

care anymore.

I don't know if you know this or not, but I've seen a penis or two in my day,

you can talk to me about this. This is really fucking weird, Mom. I just...

What do you want me to say?

What happened?

What...

Were you not able to get hard?

No, that's not the problem at all. I get hard constantly.

And the problem is that when I... Oh, God.

Look, if this was even like the first time this happened, it wouldn't even be

big deal. I'm just... I can't... I can't laugh.

I can't... I come too fast. And every girl that I'm with just...

It's like we start making out, and things are good, and then I just, you

she touches me for a couple seconds, and I come.

And, well, yeah, thanks. Thanks for the help.

You take after your father.

Oh, great. Dad's a loser, too. No, no.

He worked through it. We were able to work through it.

There's not classes online I can take for this.

I don't really... Do you want my help?

I mean...

Want your help?

Yeah. I think this is probably enough. I'm sort of feeling scarred already.

Okay, it's not like I haven't seen it before. I have changed your diapers.

I am a grown -up. I don't wear diapers. It's been a while, okay?

Okay.

I'm here for you. I'm your mom. I'm going to college this fall. I understand

that. And I want you to be able to perform for these women in college.

would you want to be alone for the rest of your life? Do you want to be a minute

man for the rest of your life? I think maybe that's the only choice I have. No,

it's not. Your dad is great now. I mean, he lasts really a long time. Oh my God,

that's so fucking gross. Everybody has sex, except for you, because you can't

last. So just let me help you.

Let me help you.

Okay, what do you have? Any advice for me? What are your great tips?

Well, do you know how to hold back?

Obviously not. I fucking come everywhere in a second.

Okay, have you tried?

Well, I guess I can laugh like a little bit longer when I'm touching myself.

Okay. Watching porn, but even, I mean, who wants to sit around and touch

themselves for an hour?

Well, if you last an hour when you're touching yourself, that's great.

I don't. Okay, well, why don't you show me what you do when...

Show you what?

Just show me what you do when you try to hold back.

What do you mean? I don't... I mean, I'm a woman.

You're my mom.

Okay, look past that. Okay, just look past that. Look at this as an...

educational okay

okay okay so

what do you like to watch um that looks good

okay it looks really good oh man

wow

You look really good, Mom.

Thanks.

Can I come closer? Yeah, come here.

Wow.

Is it okay if I have my hand on your leg?

I don't... Yeah, that's fine. That's good.

I don't care.

Because you're going to have to get used to somebody else touching you.

Yeah.

Make sure that you don't come, okay? If you feel like you're going to, you need

to hold back, okay?

Okay.

Just... Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Are you sure?

Make sure you don't come.

Yeah, make sure you don't come.

No, this would be a little easier for me if you lie down.

Okay. You good with that?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh.

Oh. But not good enough to come yet.

It's really hard not to come. Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

You know, I'd do anything for you.

Oh.

Don't come. Oh, God.

You're getting harder. Don't come.

It's so hard not to.

Do you like when my mouth is on you?

Yeah. Then you need to hold back.

Okay. Because I can feel when you're getting close, and I won't put my mouth

you if you're going to come.

Oh, God.

Holy shit.

I've never thought I would... Oh.

Wow.

Oh, fuck.

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

It's okay.

Are you sure, Mom?

Yeah, I'm sure.

Oh, God.

Oh, your ass is so good.

Oh, oh.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, mom.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.