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♪♪ It's even better to try ♪♪
♪♪ Better close your eyes and say your prayers ♪♪
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♪♪ Not with those lips so close ♪♪
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♪♪ Who cares?
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- How is Eli? -It's an obvious fight 'Mad, sir.
- Good. -You haven't eaten since we left Acapulco, sir.
Why didn't you force feed her?
You can't get close to her for the things she throws.
I want a grilled steak, right away.
- Medium rare. - Yes, sir.
- Where is she? - Locked in your cabin.
Are you sure you got it right after the wedding?
Weren't they alone together?
Her shoes still had rice in them.
Well, this makes things simpler.
What happened to the monkey I married?
Ballerino? Oh, he's back in Houston.
I think he thought we were at her house.
He resigned from Texas being too bad to be a Republican.
We can deport him to Oklahoma.
Lay that bull, Eli.
Dad, you've left me this boat now.
I'm sorry, darling, but this doesn't quite fit into my plans.
You can't understand that this time,
Is it too late to intervene?
How much did this rock bring me back?
These two loving thugs are yours
He kidnapped me after the wedding.
I'm actually Mrs. Jack Ballerino.
In name only, thank you.
And by the time we get back from Honolulu...
-Honolulu? - I'll have your cancellation papers framed
And hang on your bedroom wall.
Well, you have everything nicely arranged, as usual.
Well, this time it won't work.
No matter where you take me, or for how long,
I will go straight back to my husband in Acapulco.
Do you think he can stay there without you?
He's waiting for you back in Houston.
That's why we won't go there
So Philly can be free again.
Are you sure it's in Houston?
Possibly opening fee accounts in your name.
Ellie, honey, you don't like that ballerino.
You only married him because I told you not to.
He is the most understanding man I have ever met.
He certainly understands that it is smart to continue marrying women
Who can pay a luxury price to get rid of it.
Ellie, my dear,
It's not for a Texas gal like you.
Texas gal?
She hasn't let me spend more than six months in Texas since I was 10 years old.
School in Switzerland, Conservatory in Paris,
Bodyguards posing for drawings.
“I'll make a lady of you, Ellie, darling.”
Well, wouldn't you grow up to be a lady in Texas?
Come in.
I told you not to bring any food!
Wait a minute. This is not for you.
Come on boy, put it here.
Yes sir.
Cute, juicy portos, from our herd.
- You have a bite? - Oh.
You're just an idiot bull.
I come from a long line of idiots.
Come on baby, you don't have to eat it.
Just smell.
You've had something coming at you for a long time.
Where is my hairbrush?
Ellie! Ellie!
Stop it! Stop it, someone.
Ellie! Ellie!
Yes sir. Yes sir.
- Lower the boat. - Yes, sir. Yes sir.
Don't just stand there. Do something.
Helps!
Mr. Andrews, Red can't swim!
- Helps! - Man overboard! Man overboard!
Helps!
Eli, baby, come back!
There's no trace of her, sir.
Either she moved away from us or...
- Or drowned. - He drowned?
You could swim the length of this harbor carrying a sack of horses.
She's too smart for you.
Billings, take a wire to the Lovington Detective Agency.
Coral's daughter jumped up again.
See all roads, airports and railway stations
In and around San Diego.”
I will know that...
- What are you waiting for? Send the wire. - Yes, sir.
- Mr. Andrews, I'm cold. - Go below.
Better help him.
Your attention please.
Scenic departures to El Centro,
- One day. - Welcome.
Welcome. tucson,
El Paso and all points east.
One ticket to Houston please.
This is the most wasted time I've ever had.
Mrs. Andrews won't catch a bus.
El Centro. All aboard.
I don't even think she knows what a bus is.
You are lucky. This is the last seat.
- Oh, thank you. - Thank you.
Ma'am, did I hear you say this is the last seat on the bus to Houston?
Yes sir. There are no more seats available. I'm sorry.
Thank you, ma'am.
Well, I guess that's where we end up.
- We'd better get back to Mr. Andrews. - Yes.
- Here's your ticket, miss. - Oh, thank you very much.
Five, ten, 11.
Thank you. For your problem.
Oh, you're real sweet.
Do you want any more good deeds?
No, thank you.
- Well, you can get your bus now. - Thank you.
Now, that's all right, that's all right.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, my loyal friends.
Now mark my words well...
- Hello. - Yes, hello.
When I get back to Houston,
Even though I only have one managing editor to punch me in the nose,
You rest assured that it is just a symbol
Of all the management editors everywhere.
right? right.
Thank you. Thank you.
And the blow I hit
It will be on behalf of the press working around the world!
Thank you. Thank you.
Now, now, go now, quickly.
I want to remember you as you are, standing up.
♪♪ Old journalists never die ♪♪
♪♪ They are gradually retreating ♪♪
Let's see if we can get this box off the ground.
Well, that loads you. And I mean pregnancy.
♪♪ and gradually decline ♪♪
♪♪ I have seat 39 ♪♪
♪♪ Seat 39 ♪♪
- Hello. - Welcome.
Seat 39. Oh.
Uh, excuse me, lady, the one you're sitting on is mine.
i beg your pardon.
Got a ticket here that says seat 39, next to the window. scoot.
Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot, Scoot. Scoot, Scoot, Scoot.
What is this, an oath for a troll?
Take it out.
Why don't you get friendly and ask me to put this bag in the rack for you?
HM?
- Oh. - I said get friendly, not new.
Sit.
Oh.
HM?
Hello, everyone, hello.
Folks, I'm from Texas, and you know something?
When I take a beach vacation, you know what I do? I go home.
Yes sir, I have made this trip many times.
And I'm telling you, it will be a long spell for some of us.
And you know something? I aim to do something about it.
You know what makes a trip seem long? Being strangers.
You know what makes a trip seem short? Being friends.
You know the easiest way in the world to get friendly? By singing together.
Yes sir, it's that easy. Sing together.
By the way, folks, I'm Fred Totten from El Paso.
He was a Navy cook for 16 years.
Look at that, 16 year old Navy cook. Ha.
My colleagues call me Ptomaine Toten.
He...
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Won't you come up and shake my hand? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm an old vehicle of apples and smart of peas too ♪♪
♪♪ And I need a bosom friend so I guess it's you ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ You are the best people in this great land ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a small town doozy but I wasn't asleep
♪♪ So I'm honestly picky but I love you pile ♪♪
♪♪ So what a hoodie, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Won't you come up and shake my hand? ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ There's a lot of time to kill ♪♪
♪♪ I got an old deck of playing cards ♪♪
♪♪ And as I said ♪♪
♪♪ I can even tell your fortune by the bumps on your head ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ There's a jug on the window sill ♪♪
♪♪ I know all the tricks in case you break out ♪♪
♪♪ We play strip poker, friends with everything wild ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Settle down 'cause it's all going downhill ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Won't you come up and give me a high five? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a real city clown and a slob goob ♪♪
♪♪ Now I just happen to be out
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ I'm tickled to be alive ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a full-fledged elk and moose mason ♪♪
♪♪ When I love people I slap on the caboose ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Won't you come up and give me a high five? ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Won't you come up and shake my paw? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm an old bubble dancer and Racketeer's moll ♪♪
♪♪ But for the people who really know me ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a regular doll ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ I medium varmint on clouds ♪♪
♪♪ I'm a twin terror born in Gopher Hole Gap ♪♪
♪♪ And back home, I want to rap murder ♪♪
♪♪ So what a hoodie, hoodie, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Aren't you going up and making noise? ♪♪
♪♪ Howdy, Howdy Howdy, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Where this bus goes I don't remember ♪♪
♪♪ But with friends and relatives ♪♪
♪♪ Wherever it stops ♪♪
♪♪ We're going to Honky-Tonkin' until they call the cops ♪♪
♪♪ So what a hoodie, hoodie, friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ We may never get home, we may never get home ♪♪
♪♪ We may not make it home ♪♪
♪♪ Absolutely ♪♪
Your attention please.
We are now in the beautiful city of El Centro,
Where we will stop for dinner.
You will have exactly 20 minutes. Enjoy yourselves.
HM. Well...
Twenty minutes, just enough time to burn the hamburger, huh?
HM?
Hey you!
Hey, wait, come on... hey! counting!
All aboard, people. 20 minutes. Gotta get rollin'.
They are waiting for us in Tucson. All aboard, please.
to flee. I've never encountered so many trash cans in my life.
Even if I knew what you were talking about,
I really wouldn't be interested.
What? What do you have to do to reach you?
I'm talking about the character who just stole your bag.
- He's gone. - no.
Oh, this is terrible.
Don't tell me your bus ticket was in it.
No, but my money. Everything else is $6.
Well, you have relatives, right?
I mean, you can drop off the money at the next stop.
Are you crazy?
- Huh? - I mean, yes.
- That's exactly what I'll do. - Yes.
All aboard, people. This is it. Everyone please.
Tell the driver about your bag.
- Shh. - Well, what's the matter?
How do you expect to collect the theft if you don't report it?
- What is your name? I will inform her. -I don't want to report.
You should know the company.
Will you please stay out of my affairs? Leave me alone.
Welcome.
You are ungrateful...naughty.
Have you had a nice dinner, ma'am?
Yes thank you.
This is good.
Well, we should be off any minute. Yes, here we go now.
You better settle down and get nice and comfortable. Tucson is a long way away.
I'm sorry. Sorry, ma'am. Terribly sorry. terribl...
- Everything is fine. - Sorry.
What...
Good morning guys. Rise and shine.
Well, we finally made it. We are here in Tucson.
Land of sunshine and cowboys.
You have exactly 20 minutes to eat breakfast.
Go get it. Enjoy yourselves.
Dozens of scrambled eggs, here I come.
Oh, that's for me, ham and eggs.
morning.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I think I... I, uh...
- Thank you very much. - millimeter.
- Where are we? - This is the breakfast stop. Tucson.
Oh, I think I've already fallen asleep.
- millimeter. -Why didn't you push me away?
Well, I didn't want to wake you up.
She looked kind of asleep.
You're saying we're in Tucson?
Yes, how about some breakfast?
Oh, no. No, thank you.
I have some very important business to attend to.
In 20 minutes? You'll never make it.
Oh, they'll wait for me.
I might be a few minutes late, driver. wait for me.
I will do that lady. Ha!
Wait for it.
They don't know it, but they will never see me again. I just quit.
Excuse me. Where is the houston bus?
Oh, he's been gone at least 15 minutes, miss.
I was on that bus. I told the driver to wait.
He couldn't do that, miss. It's on a schedule.
- So do I. - Welcome.
Remember me? I'm the fellow who slept in last night.
What time is the next bus?
To Houston? 8:00 pm
Eight o'clock tonight?
- Why is this... - Ten hours from now.
Sorry, miss.
Have you ever met these unexciting people?
I clearly heard you ordering this driver to wait.
Well, why are you acting so superior? You missed it too.
Yes, I missed that too.
Oh, now don't tell me you did it on my account.
I hope you don't think so because of what happened last night...
May I tell you again, once and for all,
You don't need to worry yourself?
I can take care of myself.
Well, you're doing a pretty dirty job. Here's your bus ticket.
-I found it on the seat. - Oh.
It must have fallen out of my bag.
You won't get away with this, Mrs. Andrews.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You said you wouldn't get away with it.
Your father will find you before you get to Houston.
You must make me feel confused with someone else.
Oh, you can forget about that thing now.
It's all over the front pages.
Now, if they were playing the story at this big one in Tucson,
Can you imagine what Texas papers do to him?
I'm not interested
You know, I always wondered what kind of women they were
That would help Ballerino maintain his batting average per year.
Take my advice, and catch the next bus to your dad in San Diego.
This cat, Ballarino, is out strictly for himself and the old man's wallet.
I didn't ask for your advice.
That's right, you didn't.
I suppose you will contact my father and tell him,
For a price, you'll tell him where I am.
Ah, I didn't think about that.
Okay, now listen, if you promise not to do this, I'll pay you.
I'll pay you as much as he does.
It's very important that I get to Houston before I stop.
I don't have money now.
I had to...you know, I had to pawn my engagement ring to buy these clothes?
But I promise I'll pay you once we get there.
Lady, did it occur to you to just say,
"Please, mister, I'm in trouble, I need help?"
No, you can't think that way.
You're just a rich daddy's spoiled brat.
You think the only way you'll ever get it is to buy it.
Well, you can relax. As far as I'm concerned,
I'm not interested in your money or your problem.
You, Ballarino, and your old man, you've all got rocks in your head.
honey.
Okay, good morning.
Well, another time. Let's, uh, read the telegram.
"To Joe Gordon, Houston Dispatch,
Houston, Texas. Message: “Am I laughing?
Want stories about Texas?
Well, you've got great movies.
The biggest story in Texas in years fell into my lap.
I know where Ellen Andrews is.”
- Really? - Oh, come on, just send the telegram, huh?
“How do you want to have the story, you big tub of...”
- Grease. - Grease?
- Grease. - Grease.
“Well, try to get it.
Are you burning?
Signed: Peter Warren.”
Yes, that's me. Huh?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16...
That would be three dollars 26...
Yes, that's good. Here's my press card. Just send it collect.
- Collects? - Just send it collected.
- Excuse me. - Oh, sure, sure.
- Kind of a tight fit. - Sorry.
Well, a cute little chick comes to rest in this little hip nest.
Hello, doll.
Delicious my name. George Sivley.
That's what I love, real and shysely George.
Mm, I bet you should be on top
When they died that crazy equipment.
And I'm just the cat who digs it the most.
Say, it was shrewd, real shrewd of you to sit next to Daddy-O.
You have to be careful not to pick up one of these boxes
On one of these swinging secessionist trips.
But with Solidly shedly, I was made.
What's the matter, baby, aren't you talking?
I thought you were doing it for both of us.
I'm hip.
This makes you one-up.
Oh, yes, actually. You know, I always say, you have to be cool to be crazy.
And believe me, my love,
Well, you are the craziest.
Believe me, brother, I've had enough of the "believe me, you."
amazing. Zoe. This chick comes on like a gangster.
Give me some skin.
- Hey, noisy. - Huh?
Wake up, I want to sit next to my wife.
- Your wife? - my wife.
Are you making the old "Promise Me" with this cat?
Yes. Come on, get on with this here.
Oh, sure. happy anniversary.
Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off, pops.
Just trying to make things swing a little on the bus.
Swing it into the other seat, boy.
- Huh? - Blow, dad.
Oh, I'm hip. Don't feel stressed.
Just relax. Play it cool, dad.
Just the stress of it all, you know.
Just traveling through myself.
Man, this transfer cracks me up. You know...
If you promise not to mess with my head, I'd like to thank you.
Well...
Forget it, his voice was getting on my nerves.
Where have you been all day?
Hiding in the hotel room.
What, rent? A hotel, with $6 to your name?
What did it cost you?
Four po... bucks.
Are you a complete idiot?
At the rate she's going, she'll starve to death before she reaches Houston.
- Now, just a minute... -Just a minute.
Now, from now on, you're on a budget.
-You can't... - I can.
- Give that to me. -Be quiet, or I'll leave you here alone again.
What's the problem, officer?
The road ahead was washed out.
We have a radio message for you from your office not to come back.
We will open the road in the morning.
Hey, what happened? What is this?
- Road washed. - Oh.
If any of your passengers wish to sleep at night,
There is a place nearby, a few cabins.
- Yes? Where is she? - Right there.
right. Thanks.
Glad to have you with us.
Yes, it's good to be here. Well, we're all set!
Good evening, ma'am. I hope you and your husband find peace.
What will you do? Standing out in the rain all night?
Well, aren't you a busy little bee?
Yes, one of us has to do something.
Planning to grab laundry?
No, it's the walls of Jericho.
Oh really?
You have just had an unpleasant experience
From hearing you refer to my husband.
Ah, yes. I registered as mister and lost.
Just like that?
Yes. Which bed do you want?
You know, compared to you, my friend, Delicious, he is an amateur.
Whatever gave you the idea that I was going to be standing in this rural countryside?
There's something we better get now.
If you think I'm interested in you,
You're as wet as that coat you're wearing.
You're just my address.
Are you a journalist?
Finally, it reached you.
You...
Look, you want to get into that character, Ballarino, right?
Well, I'm here to help you.
All I want from you is your story.
Exclusive. day to day. You know, it's all about the crazy journey to happiness.
I need this story.
Just between you and me, I have to get it.
My, you're cerebral.
You have everything pretty well figured out for yourself, right?
See, it's simple math.
When I took over the family budget,
You had two dollars, I had five and a quarter.
Now, we have to eat tomorrow morning, dear wife,
The family budget will not stand a separate cabin.
So...
- Thank you. - Yes.
You were so nice.
Oh, what now? Shall we go out in the rain?
- we? - Yes. If you go, I follow.
And if you become cruel to me, I will turn you into your old man, right now.
This is a conspiracy, and you are stuck with it.
You behave yourself, I'll see you come back to Lover Boy.
Otherwise, I'll open the big Blabbermouth on Alibaba.
Now, as I said,
Which bed do you want?
♪♪ These are the walls of Jericho ♪♪
♪♪ To protect you all night ♪♪
♪♪ I think you'll tell me ♪♪
♪♪ That makes everything okay ♪♪
♪♪ A great man was Joshua who split the walls in two ♪♪
♪♪ But I, I don't have a trumpet ♪♪
♪♪ Now the question is it? ♪♪
♪♪ Suppose something weakens ♪♪
♪♪ And the failure of our great castle ♪♪
♪♪ We'll simply have to face ♪♪
♪♪ The attitude that prevails ♪♪
♪♪ This is your hut ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ Your cul-de-sac ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ Until he hit the sack ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ While I empty ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ You can't be darn special ♪♪
♪♪ I'm your car ♪♪
♪♪ Extracurricular husband ♪♪
♪♪ And even though you don't want to play ♪♪
♪♪ Looks like we're going to play home ♪♪
♪♪ This is realistic and reasonable ♪♪
♪♪ But I'm indefensible ♪♪
♪♪ He experiences a lot of masculinity ♪♪
♪♪ I fear for my femininity ♪♪
♪♪ So let's skip the pajama bit ♪♪
♪♪ Daddy and Mama bit ♪♪
♪♪ Hopefully no one's snoring ♪♪
♪♪ While I'm involuntary
♪♪ Necessarily ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily... ♪♪
♪♪ But you're mine ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ And me
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ We're man and wife ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ To go to life ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
♪♪ Even though I'm completely unavailable ♪♪
♪♪ I'm very available ♪♪
♪♪ These walls are scalable, too ♪♪
♪♪ How can a girl remain flawless ♪♪
♪♪ Rubberneck-You ♪♪
♪♪ I treated you like a brother would ♪♪
♪♪ He pulled you like a mother
♪♪ They call such great hospitality ♪♪
♪♪ In this here state debauchery ♪♪
♪♪ Go ahead be equal to me ♪♪
♪♪ You're just a job for me ♪♪
♪♪ Be careful, you should resign ♪♪
♪♪ Don't worry, you'll still be really, really ♪♪
♪♪♪ Moment ♪♪
♪♪ Temporarily ♪♪
What is your name?
Thanks for asking her. Good evening.
Well, you have a name, right?
Sure, I got a name. Peter Warren.
-Peter Warren. - millimeter.
I don't like it.
Well, don't let it bother you. You will return it to me in the morning.
- Good night, brat. -Happy nightmare.
Detective agency again.
Don't bother with that. What does he say?
“Check all eastbound trains and planes, including charter flights.
The Houston office wears the ballerino 24 hours a day.
Mrs. Andrews' engagement ring is located at a San Diego pawn shop
Where she received $400. "
Four hundred dollars?
I bet the rock cost me $25,000.
The letter ends with "Continue to do everything possible."
What does it say about finding Ellie?
Nothing, like all the others.
I'm worried, Billings.
This time, I'm worried.
- I hate to say that, sir... - Then don't say that.
Take a message to the detective agency.
Yes sir.
An arrangement to broadcast Ellie's picture from every television station
Between San Diego and Houston.
Also, all newspapers, same area.
He offered a $20,000 reward for information on her whereabouts.
- Yes, sir. - And I tell them I want an action, not a telegram.
The reward should help, sir.
Yes. Yes. No, Joe Gordon.
This is correct. Yes.
Yes, that's right, collect.
♪♪ Old journalists never die ♪♪
♪♪ They are gradually retreating ♪♪
- Hello. - Okay, you're awake.
It's time. here.
toothbrush.
Isn't this sweet?
Well, on our finances, it's complete madness.
My suit was pressed.
- Yes. - where?
The owner's wife did this for four parts.
And add that to what I paid for these groceries
And you shake hands with the poor.
Come on, get out of this bed before I get you out.
You, too.
Where is the bathroom?
The back of the last cabin.
My slippers from the bed.
- The bathroom is outside? - Well, where else?
I mean, they built this place before they had the bright idea
From bringing plumbing inside and eating outside.
I can't go out like this.
Yes. Here, wait a minute. Come here.
turn around.
That's it.
Put on slippers. turn around.
Say, you're, uh, real little.
Your hair is cute that way.
Well, I didn't comb it.
Well, it looks good.
You...
You better, uh, pick it up because the bus driver said we'd be leaving in an hour.
Down to the last dollar and buys me a toothbrush.
here. Count dry.
Hey. I let the water run.
Now, don't tell me you forgot the old Swingin' so soon, doll?
No, but I was trying it.
Ah, look, look, I'm sorry I felt last night,
But you must have brought me to the truth
That you were making a little marriage with that cat.
Forgive me, but listening to you makes me forget everything.
crazy. This is crazy.
Wow, you are the most.
This is the story of my life. I don't get the girl.
But I hope the old man falls for you.
I really do.
So, the bus driver ran right on this fall into the middle!
About the time I came back. Sit.
amazing. Scrambled eggs.
egg. One egg piece.
One roll and one coffee, black.
And for lunch, we eat our bus tickets. Sit.
We're really creating a local image, aren't we?
What makes you beam with disgust this morning?
I'm not cheerful. I just seem that way compared to you.
I just thought the old fender lips were there
He tells you a couple of his own jokes, that's all.
Oh, so you saw me talking to Searyly.
Well, he just apologized for not knowing we were married.
Shows you how wrong the man is.
-You think this is all silly, don't you? - millimeter?
- I mean, you ran away and everything. - No, good story.
Oh, yes you do. You think I'm an idiot.
You even called me a spoiled brat.
Well, maybe I am.
But, you know, I honestly don't see how I could be.
Spoiled people are used to having their own way.
I didn't have it.
Did you know that I was always told what to do,
How, when and with whom?
Can you believe this is the first time?
In my whole life I was alone with a man?
What a fantasy. Did you forget that you are married?
She was kidnapped right after the party.
Gets me, there.
I'm telling you, there is no girl here with that name.
Probably not, but we got a report.
Lovington says check it out, so we check it out.
Knock on the door.
How do I know you are investigators?
- Investigators? - Your father.
what can i do? How can I get out of here?
Sit. They know that two people are registered here.
Here, get your hair in your face and look lousy. Did you get it?
Well, what do you want for four dollars,
Waldorf towers, or something like that?
I mean, you think it's my fault in a joint like this
Should you take your face outside to wash it?
What are you talking about?
You'll...look lousy. Get... here.
Knock on the door.
The door is not closed! Flip the handle, you're square.
Some men are here to see you, my dear.
- Who, me? - Yes.
One second, guys, just put the shirt on, you know what I mean?
- What is your name? - I?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What is your name
- We are looking for someone. - Yes? What about her?
- She doesn't do me well. - What is your name?
- Game. He pushed me. - What?
I didn't. What is your name
Wait a minute. Now, this is my wife. Let's take it easy, huh?
I told you, we're looking for someone.
Well, you're looking for someone!
What is this, a public park? I think you might need to lift your chin.
Now, wait a minute, son. Take it easy.
- Huh? - These guys are detectives, Mr. Warren.
They sure don't look like that.
And there is no strange character walking here
And start poking the little woman.
What are you passionate about?
Will you stay out of this? I told you once, I told you a million times,
To keep your big cow nose out.
You don't have to flip your cover every time I open my flap!
Listen to her. Listen to it, right?
First, she starts screaming that someone is taking a poke on her,
Then she screams when I move.
It's the same thing I did last week, I hear you.
- Ha! - No, "ha" me.
Big big Swede with big hands,
All over the dance floor he made passing, I saw him.
He was teaching me mambo.
He was teaching you...I've got eyes!
- certainly! - I got eyes!
- Sure, I got eyes. - I got eyes!
What good are they when they are blind and drunk?
Drunk?
break!
You knew, baby.
She comes from a long line of drunks.
- Oh yes? - Yes.
What about your old man?
- Taking treatment. - He took...
One night, he lies in a gutter and...
He searches and sees an American Airlines plane roaming in the sky.
He sees AA on the wing underneath,
He believes it is a message from heaven.
You can't talk like that about my family.
Your family? I've seen a better family in a snake pit.
Ah, shut up!
Now, look what I did.
Will you shut up?
I'm sorry, Mr. Warren, but you know how it is.
-We should check everyone. - Oh, sure, sure.
We are looking for a girl named Ellie Andrews.
Millionaire's Big Daughter.
- Yes. - Well, boy, did I make a mistake.
Are you going to fire her?
victory!
I told you they are married.
We did it.
Hey, you're pretty good, picking up a quick cue like that.
Oh, you're smart. I thought about it.
- Welcome. - Well, hello.
Welcome.
♪♪ Howdy friends and neighbors ♪♪
♪♪ Won't you come up and shake my hand? ♪♪
♪♪ I'm made of old apples ♪♪
♪♪ And pea-picker too ♪♪
♪♪ I need a bosom friend ♪♪
♪♪ And I think it's you ♪♪
- Oh, you were great. - Oh.
- Just wonderful. - Oh, no, I was.
No, I mean, the way that... when... that's, you know,...
When...
Well, maybe we'd better finish breakfast.
Yes.
Finish Pauline! Yes!
Finish Pauline.
Take it out, right?
Hit it...Come on!
Finish Pauline!
Yes?
I hate to interrupt you again, people,
But I thought you'd want to know,
Your bus leaves in 15 minutes.
Oh, thank you very much.
Oh, I'm sorry for the way the investigators bothered you.
- Oh, this... - Oh.
This is a picture of the girl they are looking for.
Pretty pretty, right?
- Uh-huh. - Yes, a real beauty.
- Uh-huh. - Yes.
How could they believe your wife had her?
Well, they're blind.
Huh?
They're blind.
$20,000 reward.
$20,000 reward.
I won't...
They will be looking for Geiger counters.
Listen, now that we know your old man's got detectives on the main highway,
We better get out of here, find a back road, huh?
I have an apology to make.
See, this is a good time for speeches? Come on, bounce back.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
This is my side. Get there.
Well, if we leave the bus, how do we get to Houston?
We'll worry about that when we find a back way. He wears clothes.
It must be yours.
Yes, it was absolutely horrific
The way her father's cafés broke out.
They literally ripped her out of my arms after the wedding.
I've never had anything like this before. never.
Mr. Ballarino, do you have any idea where Mrs. Andrews is now?
Oh, you mean, Mrs. Ballarino.
- Oh, sorry. - No, I don't have the faintest idea.
Ah, but it will get to me eventually. I'm sure of it.
- Well, thank you very much, and good luck in the race. - Thank you.
And hello, Ellie, pet, wherever you are.
You're bad as it is, sitting around, waiting for her to show up.
This is the third day I've done this Eli Andrews story,
And what did we find? Cheat Sheets.
Another wire from Peter Warren, Mr. Gordon.
Warren? Throw it in the waste bin.
Wait a minute.
What does he say?
“You got a story. Stop.”
It's getting hotter and hotter.
I hope it's the same."
- Collects? - Yes, sir.
Accept another one of these and you fire.
This is ridiculous.
Do you realize how long we've been walking?
You and the back road strategy.
This is not a back road, it is a cow road.
Oh, we'll find a good way soon.
I bet there isn't a good road in the entire country.
Now what, General?
You act like you put it there.
You led me right into it.
I still think there is an easier way.
I've been thinking a little.
Next town we come, you best wire your father.
What happened? Are you weakening?
Am I weak...I'm thinking of you.
Here we are with not enough money to buy a square meal,
If there is a place to buy one.
By the time I get to Houston, you'll be a walking skeleton.
You're not built for a rough ride like this.
I'm built for it.
I won't turn my father in.
Good. Okay.
You are only bound and determined
To get into that character, I think Ballrino.
What is this strange power that he has over women anyway?
Here, take it and hold it, right?
- What? - Wake up to the record.
- Why? - Wake up to the record.
Oh!
-I'm not very comfortable. -Stop oscillating.
-Peter? - What?
- You were right about one thing. - Huh?
I may not be a walking skeleton, but I sure am hungry.
Ah, it's just your imagination.
This is not so. I'm hungry.
If you stop talking about hunger, you won't feel hungry.
Oh, I'm terribly hungry.
Hold this.
Yes!
Well, what was that?
To talk a lot. You made me hungry.
Oh.
- Peter. - What?
- There is a bee. - Oh, stop wiggling. It will go away.
No, it won't go away.
Oh.
- Peter. - Oh, what?
It will land on my head.
Oh, he did!
- Hey! - Oh, Peter!
Hold still. Are you crazy?
I'm falling!
Okay, okay. Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes?
How do I know? I'm busy drowning.
Peter!
What?
Will we get anything to eat?
Of course we are.
Order anything you want. Just pick up the phone.
satisfactory. A grown man and I connected.
I don't know why the devil has gotten mixed up with you.
If I had a brain in my head, I'd be in Houston right now.
You don't take care of me.
You protect your story in the papers.
I take a married woman to her husband.
I don't know, I should be off my rocker.
What... Oh, great. go to bed.
I can't sleep on an empty stomach.
Sleep on your back.
- Peter. - What?
- Well, aren't you hungry too? - Of course I'm hungry.
Every time you remind me, I'm hungry.
Now, will you shut up and go to bed?
I have become unacceptable lately.
Every time I opened my mouth, my head snapped up.
If me being too prickly for you, you might leave.
You can leave at any time you see fit.
I don't need you.
I listen.
Peter.
look at me. I'm having fun.
Peter!
Peter.
Peter, where are you?
Peter!
Peter? Peter! Peter?
Oh, Peter.
Well, what's all that screaming about? What happened?
Oh, I thought you were gone.
-You...oh. - It was terrible.
- Oh. - Don't do that again.
I won't, I won't, I won't.
Oh, I was so scared.
Well, I was only gone for a minute.
You talk a lot about hunger,
And I just went to the next field to see what was planted there.
It was full of carrots.
You have one.
No, thank you.
Well, I thought you were hungry.
- Well, I was, but... -But what?
Well, that was before you scared the hunger out of me.
Holy, you're driving... you... go to bed!
go to bed!
♪♪ You can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ It's even better to try ♪♪
♪♪ Better close your eyes and say your prayers ♪♪
♪♪ I can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ Not with those lips so close ♪♪
♪♪ Am I supposed to whisper ♪♪
♪♪ Who cares?
♪♪ We can even worry ♪♪
♪♪ We're both getting older and grayer than him ♪♪
♪♪ Do our best to hide ♪♪
♪♪ Do our best to make the belief ♪♪
♪♪ We don't get the eyes ♪♪
♪♪♪ But why are you trying to run ♪♪
♪♪ What is done ♪♪
♪♪ And fate knocks on the door ♪♪
♪♪ And we can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ From now on ♪♪
Wait a minute.
here.
Date.
Hey. Yes.
Oh.
Yes! under! Down.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Well, you've finally found your way back.
Yes.
It's amazing yet, traffic hasn't caught it.
Have a comfortable seat,
Take a load off your feet,
While I show you how to ride.
Now, you're paying attention.
- Peter. - What?
Just passed the C-A-R.
Oh.
When can I stop watching thumb?
I should be out of practice.
Think about the fun you had.
Do you mind if I try?
You? Don't make me laugh.
The little lady will now show the old professor how.
Please let me know when I greet you.
♪♪ You have a comfortable seat ♪♪
♪♪ Take a load off your feet ♪♪
♪♪ While I teach you what I learned abroad ♪♪
♪♪ Thumbin' Trip ♪♪
♪♪ It is truly a global sport ♪♪
♪♪ Thumbin' Trip ♪♪
♪♪ I'll give you a short rehearsal, sport ♪♪
♪♪ French and Swiss ♪♪
♪♪ You have a way to top it all ♪♪
♪♪ Even though I couldn't dig their language, Zingo ♪♪
♪♪ Try it and you will never miss it ♪♪
♪♪ Well, does it work? ♪♪
♪♪ To start being a girl ♪♪
♪♪ Inflation, does it work? ♪♪
♪♪ Let's try it and see ♪♪
♪♪ Raise the high thobot rate ♪♪
♪♪ And show the thigh ♪♪
♪♪ And partner, we're on our way ♪♪
thumbin' trip and see us ♪♪
- ♪♪ Alabama ♪♪ - ♪♪ Arizona ♪♪
- ♪♪ Carolina ♪♪ - ♪♪ Oklahoma ♪♪
♪♪ That's life, I'd say ♪♪
♪♪ Juniors ride and see us
Will you stay in the car?
Won't you give me a little credit?
Well, if nothing else, you've proven that the tip is stronger than the thumb.
Oh, why didn't you take off all your clothes?
You could park 40 cars.
We didn't need 40 cars.
Oh.
Ah, just married, eh?
Oh, what a wonderful thing, don't do it,
Spend your honeymoon, wanderer.
Navigating the highway of love,
A honeymoon built for two people.
Did you say that?
♪♪ Sending on the highway of love ♪♪
♪♪ On a honeymoon built for two
What a character you chose.
I didn't choose it. It just happened.
♪♪ And you will always be connected ♪♪
♪♪ You're crazy... ♪♪
Oh. Hey, aren't you afraid you're going to kick this thing to pieces?
Oh, no, that's how I get what he calls cha-ma-call-its.
Care to grab a little bite?
- Oh, that would just be... - No, thanks, we're not very hungry.
Oh, I see. Young people in love are rarely hungry.
♪♪ Young in love ♪♪
♪♪ She's rarely hungry ♪♪
What would you do, cut the poor man down for a meal?
He called me, and I'm hungry.
- Well here, you have the carrot. - Oh, don't point that thing at me.
I can't stand it. I will ask this man for food.
You do and I'll break your neck.
- I'm hungry! - Well...
Come and sit here.
I'm sorry I was so rough.
Oh, that's okay.
You see, as long as I'm responsible for taking care of you, I have...
You've decided to starve me to death.
I...I think, I think.
I just like to pay my own way, see?
Hey, my bags! Come back here! counting!
Peter! Peter!
Hey.
- What happened to you? - Come on, get into the car.
- Look at your clothes. They're a mess. - Yes, yes, come on, come on.
Where is our friend?
friend? He is nothing but a thief.
He picks people up and steals their things.
- Come here. -Isn't that terrible?
- Yes. - How will you get his car?
Well, I gave him a black eye, and my immigrant.
-I gave him... - Will you get the car?
oh well.
I'm sorry you had a bad time with that,
But that wouldn't have happened if she hadn't left the car in the first place.
If I didn't?
Don't get me wrong, Ballerino,
My size hasn't changed a bit from yours.
As a real man, you don't deserve chicken in your hair.
Every time I look at you, I get news.
Are you following me, boy?
I'm so sorry, but nothing you say can upset me,
Including your threats to annul the marriage.
In the end, you must face the truth
Ellie and I got married because we love each other madly.
- Sure, sure. -And Eli proves just that, bless her.
There is nothing you can do to force a cancellation.
Show.
So, you figure you've got a hideous dowry of solid gold
And you'll stick to it, huh?
Well, you win.
I think I'll just get used to you.
But the only reason I'm licking is because I'm worried about Ellie.
If I don't find her soon, I'll be a wreck.
Well, it's your own fault, old mate.
I could have reached her if she wasn't surrounding me
With these terrifying investigators day and night. I tried...
I know, I know, but you can help now.
There's a corridor of reporters in that room.
I want you to make a statement.
I want you to tell them that you chewed things up
We have reached an agreement.
And if Ellie comes home, I won't interfere with the marriage.
I'll confirm it even if it shines on me.
Well, uh, thanks very much.
Yes sir. That'll be fine, young man.
Well, I hope you stayed with us.
- Well, yes, I hope so. Good evening. - Good evening.
- We are all in a situation. - How will you work on it?
They let us pay later because they think we stay a week.
Now, we have to think of something good before morning.
-It's great. - Cool, huh?
If you ask me, that's foolish.
Instead of staying here, we could be in Houston in three hours.
I thought you were in a rush to get back.
Okay, now who's ever heard of walking in at three in the morning?
Everyone will be asleep.
Okay. Bungalow 6.
Vernon, you're just stupid.
You trust no one.
But he looks like a pretty straight, Massachusetts young fellow.
Everyone looks up at you.
Come here.
Well, we're on the last lap, huh?
Tomorrow, you will be in the arms of your loving husband.
- Yes, and you would have a great story, wouldn't you? - Yes. Inflation.
Here, the plumbing from the inside is up for a change. You can wear clothes there.
Thank you.
Will you sleep standing up?
no.
Well, we, uh...
Sure to outshine your old man, huh? You must be very happy.
Will I see you in Houston?
no.
Why not?
Because I don't make it a policy to run with married women.
Well, there's no harm in you coming to see us.
Not interested.
Won't I see you again?
Why do you want to see me? I served my purpose, didn't I?
To bring you back to Ballarino. That's all you want from me, isn't it?
Well, I think so. Thanks for helping me.
Forget it.
Forget that? I will never forget that.
-Is it right for me to go out now? - Yes.
Of course, I hated parts of the trip while they were happening,
But remember now, it sounds like fun.
It was a nightmare.
Oh, that was the biggest bee I've ever seen in my entire life.
You know, this is the first time I've been able to talk to someone
The experiences we went through together.
I love it.
First night on the bus in this tiny, cramped seat.
I didn't mention this before, but...
You've been drinking, right?
slight.
Wasn't I a mess with my hair in my eyes?
“You look lousy,” I said.
And boy, I sure did.
Ah, you can't look shabby if you want to.
Okay, thanks.
And thanks for that straw bed last night.
Shut up and go to sleep.
Ah, you're not fooling me anymore.
You're talking too strong. But underneath, you're in love,
Real soft thin.
Okay, fine. Well, be quiet or I'll make a liar out of you.
- Peter. - What?
Have you ever been in love?
- I? - Uh-huh.
Have you thought about it?
It seems to me that you can make some girl wonderfully happy.
Sure, I've thought about that. Who didn't? But...
Where will you find a girl like that...
Well, right away, you know that this is your missing half. Huh?
Someone who will be happy with you whether you are up or down.
Knowing that the only important thing is that you are together. See...
Do you know what a guy can do with a girl like that next to him?
Have you thought about it?
Have you ever looked?
I will look tomorrow.
Good evening.
♪♪ You can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ Do our best to hide ♪♪
♪♪ Do our best to make the belief ♪♪
♪♪ We don't get the eyes ♪♪
♪♪ The moment is right ♪♪
♪♪ This is the night that's almost ♪♪
♪♪ was ours before ♪♪
♪♪ And we can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ From now on ♪♪
Peter?
I love you. That's all I know.
That's all that matters. I want to be with you.
Oh, Peter, I can't let you go now.
I couldn't live without you.
Go back to your bed.
I'm sorry.
Hey, Brat, do you really mean that?
You mean I can stop looking?
Look, all I'm asking for is just enough gas to get to Houston.
I'm sorry senor, I hope I can help you,
But Alibaba always says, no credit.
This bag cost me $25.
Now that's definitely worth a tank full of gas.
I've already got one bag, and I'm not going anywhere.
What will I do with two rights?
Good. He looks. I'll be back here tomorrow morning.
I will buy the travel bag from you.
I will give you a profit of $10. How is this?
Ten dollars is a good profit. - Yes, yes.
Daddy always says,
- "I don't have any Sombrero." -You what?
"I don't have any sombrero."
You have one now. Fill it.
Everyone is happy.
I got gasoline. I got Sombrero.
- Pancho! - Who is Pancho?
She's my wife.
Why did I let you in here?
I should have shot you on sight. You are drunk.
I don't care what you're typing.
I'm telling you the wires I sent you are on par.
Now, I met Ellie Andrews on a bus coming from San Diego.
I was with her every minute.
And now, after taking a look at your big brown eyes,
She will get married to Ballarino.
like this.
Look, believe me, Joe, it's true.
And the story is yours, exclusive, for $2,000.
“Rich girl, poor man” romantic, huh?
And you, Soul Brave, are willing to brand it for $2,000.
I love it, Joe, honestly.
- I need money to demolish the walls of Jericho. - What?
Gear Walls... Oh, give me the money, will you, Joe?
She's waiting at a hotel about 100 miles from here.
She doesn't know I'm gone.
I must come back. Now don't you understand?
You...
Look, Joe...
A man cannot propose to a woman
When he doesn't have a dime in the world, now, can he?
The more I think about it, that's great.
Here the old man withdraws his objections to the marriage,
-And now, you want to cancel it... - So you can marry me.
-And you... - Isn't that a pip?
Pete, if you lie to me...
Then wait and read what I write.
Well, start writing.
Vernon? Vernon, wake up!
I told you, you can't trust this fellow.
- He's gone. - from?
This fellow who was going to stay a week, that is.
He skipped, and took his car.
Oh, and we never knew anything about it
Until the morning if I don't eat them for cucumbers.
There's nothing we can do if he's gone.
- Now turn off the lights and... - Oh, wake up, you're good for nothing!
Oh, what motel I ever bought, I'll never know.
Vernon, come on.
-I just don't get a full night's sleep. - Vernon, come on!
See? They went.
It sure looks that way. What is this?
- Oh, what, woman. -So...
Young lady, where is your husband?
- Huh? - I said, where is your husband?
-If he is your husband. - Well, isn't he here?
He's gone.
Just as I thought.
He took the car and ran away and left you.
Do you have any money?
- money? No, I didn't. - No money.
Young lady, clear from here now.
Ah, yes, yes now.
What did I tell you? You won't listen to me.
Trust every Tom, Dick, and Harry that falls on the road.
- When will you learn? - Oh, what.
It was better when I was single.
Can I use your phone please?
I have to call Houston.
And paste us to get your phone bill too?
No, thank you.
Go tell your sad story to the sheriff's office.
It's a quarter mile down the road. I continue.
Get.
And don't come back! We run a respectable place!
Go make a family.
Oh, is it right that he should give him the money, Mr. Gordon?
Yes yes.
Oh, that's great, Pete. Really great.
I know I called you unusual names,
But when you put your mind to it
You are a first-rate journalist.
Thank you, Joe. You saved my life.
-Happy wedding, Pete. - Thanks. And you are beautiful.
All women are beautiful.
- Yes? - This is Hailey.
It took you this long to get out of bed?
Look, I want a column cartoon for the front page and I want it now.
Jack Ballarino sitting in his sports car, wearing his polo,
Wait outside the church, see?
Make it look like crumbs.
Yes, then I want...
Wait. External call.
Yes, Gordon.
Yes, what is this?
Ellen Andrews? You are crazy.
I'm not crazy.
She called her father out of sprain
He asked him to come after her.
He gets a police escort,
And Ballarino is going along too.
mm HMM, mm HMM. This is correct.
She was traveling by bus, and the moment she was discovered
That her father and ballarino had made, she said the phones.
Okay. Grab a car and stay with it.
right.
This is Hailey. About this cartoon.
Go back to bed!
Agnes! Agnes!
Yes sir?
Call the police department. We had it.
Yes sir.
♪♪ Honeymoon down the highway of love ♪♪
♪♪ Sending on the highway of love ♪♪
♪♪ Not up but on the honeymoon ♪♪
Come on, my love. Cute baby.
We have to get back there before she wakes up.
What's holding you back, boy?
- Get your foot off that brake. - Yes, sir.
♪♪ Not diagonal ♪♪
♪♪ But on the highway of love ♪♪
♪♪ Down... ♪♪
Hey, come on, baby, we got a police escort.
Hello, how are you?
Hey! Hey, do you want to swap?
Hey! How are you? Come on, baby!
Catch up there. They can't make a sucker out of us.
- What about a statement, Mr. Andrews? -How about a few words...
Not now, boys. Wait until we get home.
♪♪ On the honeymoon ♪♪
♪♪ Down the highway of love ♪♪
♪♪ The highway of love ♪♪
♪♪ Not up but down ♪♪
♪♪ Not sideways but forward
Hello Dodi!
Hello Dodi!
♪♪ Young people in love are rarely hungry ♪♪
Hello, how are you?
How are you, beautiful people?
Ellie!
Hey!
Ellie! Hey, Ellie!
Ellie!
Hey, Ellie! I am waiting!
And it's making headlines across the country
“Love wins again,” they declare,
Mrs. Andrews, who disappeared when her father vowed that he had annulled her marriage,
She returned to Houston when she found out
That her father and Balarino had become reconciled.
Mr. Andrews, meanwhile, has announced plans
For an impressive formal wedding ceremony at his palatial estate.
This will complete his daughter's previous civil ceremony in Acapulco,
And with their regards to Mr. Andrews,
“Do things the true Texas style.”
The struggle that revolves around the heart...
Here's the money. It was just a gag.
You know, I was going to put you through the Wringer
- And you have a laugh. - Oh, sure.
Well, you've had me going for a while.
Yes?
It wouldn't be a bad story at that.
No, but that's the way it goes.
You think you've got a great yarn,
And then, something happens at the last minute, and there it is.
- Yes. right. - Oh, Pete?
Hmm?
You need a vacation, boy.
When you break up, your job is waiting.
Joe, well, thank you. Thank you very much.
Oh, it's okay, Pete.
You are a good boy.
Just go back in time to cover the wedding.
I? Cover this wedding?
Well, a wedding, and who could write a better story?
I'm sorry. This is not for me.
My mistake. I thought I was talking to a newspaper man.
Oh, no...what do you mean by this crack?
Well, let's see.
There's a pig callers contest coming up that you might be able to handle.
That is unless you think you can't
Because you are a personal friend of a pig.
Oh, wait a minute. Just, uh... oh...
Okay. I've got some business to attend to with Old Man Andrews.
I'll be covering the wedding at the same time.
I'll cover it my way, not yours.
you understand?
I might get a kick out of the vision
What love looks like when it triumphs.
Come in.
Hello, Ms. Ellie.
I squeezed every little wrinkle out of this dress.
Isn't this the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
yes it is.
Oh, it's beautiful.
It sure is beautiful.
If you need me, I'll be downstairs.
Everyone manages everyone.
It is sure to be a beautiful wedding.
♪♪ You can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ You can't escape it ♪♪
♪♪ It's even better to try ♪♪
♪♪ It's even better to try ♪♪
♪♪ You can't escape it ♪♪
How are you, child?
Hey, you don't look very happy.
Not doing what you want to do?
- Of course I am. -So what's wrong?
Nothing wrong.
Ellie, baby, come here.
You know how much I love you.
If something bothers you, it bothers me.
We'd both feel better if you told your old man what it was like. Come on, my love.
I met a man on the bus.
Did you fall in love with the bus driver?
- no. - from?
I don't know much about him,
Except I love him.
Well, if it's as serious as all that is, let's do something about it.
No point. I practically threw myself at him.
He despises me.
He despises you? Oh, come now.
He doesn't think much of you either.
He said you blame me for being spoiled and selfish.
He says you raised me stupidly.
Oh, he does, does he?
This is a wonderful idiot to fall in love with.
No no. It's great.
Well, what difference does that make now?
I've caused you enough trouble.
He wouldn't run out on Jack
And make us all look silly again.
It's time I settled down and started making sense.
And anyway, I'm sure I'll never see Peter again.
Is that his name?
Peter Warren.
Peter Warren.
- Have you heard from him? - No, no, I thought so...
Now, Ellie, you're not doing well at work.
“Dear Sir: While I attend your daughter's wedding
As a member of Action Press,
I would like to talk to you about the financial issue
Regarding the aforementioned daughter.
Peter Warren.”
Well, I guess that was his only interest in me, right? Bonus.
I'm sorry you read that, my dear.
You'll pay it, of course.
-Should I? - Oh, yes, he is entitled to the reward.
He did an excellent job.
He kept me completely entertained.
Come in.
Excuse me, sir, the newspaper reporters are waiting downstairs.
Be right with you, Norville.
Oh, and, uh, Mr. Ballarino's wedding suit was delivered here.
- Cod. -HM...
See you later, honey.
Dad, when you talk to Peter Warren, you better get a receipt.
Paid in full.
I think it's better to get receipts from everyone.
Yes sir.
He presses.
Mr. Andrews is in the gift room. This way, please.
-Would you be interested in one? - Yes, sir. Thank you.
There you are, sir.
Would you care for one, sir?
Well, I think that's it, boys.
That paper you get is the guest list.
The governor sent his apology,
But I don't think he will be governor for long.
Excuse me.
The wedding will be at 2 am.
Any other questions?
Yes, you have received a question.
He discovered Mr. Ballarino here
Resale value of gifts so far?
I resent that, sir.
Growing up there, boy.
I've got a hunch you're Peter Warren.
This is correct.
Peter Warren, shaking hands with Jack Ballarino.
Warren, you and I have something to settle.
To tell you the truth, Warren, I was surprised to get your note.
My daughter hasn't told me anything about you.
- About helping her. - That numbers.
Why did I think I moved it all the way from San Diego?
For her love?
She believes you deserve anything you can get.
Gee, that's nice of her. You don't, I suppose.
Well, I don't know. I'll have to see what you base your claim on.
I assume you think you're worth something.
I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
There, everything is detailed.
Hmm.
Topcoat, $17.50.
Robe, house shoes, and pajamas, $10.
Hat, $5.75.
Three shirts, $4.50.
Total, $37.75.
The above items had to be sold to purchase gasoline.”
This is correct.
Except for the dress and slippers,
And pajamas, stolen.
I don't charge you full price on this stuff, you know, because it's been used.
Also, I traded my rape watch for the car. So, I still got the car.
Then I sold some socks and some shorts and threw them away.
Show.
What's up with you? Do you think this is not cheap enough?
It would cost me much more to replace these things.
I'm just trying to get things straight.
You want $37.75 plus $20,000.
- What 20,000? - Bonus, of course.
Did you say anything about the reward?
No, you didn't, but I just figured it out...
Yes, yes, you are like your sensitive daughter.
All I want is 37.75.
You give me the check, I'll get out of this shrine quickly.
I'm not just bothering you.
The average guy would be yellin' for this bonus.
- Whatever you want... - You didn't do anything to me.
Why would I want your story for $20,000
Just because your daughter is making orgasms out of both of us?
This is a matter of principle, if you understand what that means.
When someone takes me for a buggy ride,
I don't like the idea of paying for the privilege.
Now do I get the check?
Keep your cover, boy.
Sure, you get it.
Okay, fine. Thank you.
Do you mind if I ask you a question directly over the shoulder?
- What? -Do you love my daughter?
Your daughter is silent.
You beat around the bush.
She chose herself the perfect partner,
Jack Ballarino, Continental Corn Ball.
You didn't answer my question. Do you love my daughter?
A normal person cannot live
Under the same roof with that girl.
I got the original vacuum head.
I asked you a simple question. Do you love my daughter?
Yes! But don't hold it against me. Me too.
Come here!
Ellie!
Ellie, baby!
- What's wrong? -I talked to him a long time ago.
Oh, fine. Hope you get your money back.
You bet I did!
- Ellie, listen. - Congrats.
Thank you. I wish I could say the same to you.
I understand you are here to report on the wedding.
You should enjoy it immensely.
I wish it wasn't for my weak stomach.
Warren, you're back here.
- Eli, you're acting like an idiot. - Oh.
Ellie!
Ellie, open this door!
Ellie!
Dagnap hide your texas.
Hey, Mr. Andrews, the thing's starting.
Ellie! They're playing Doggoned music.
She's coming, Mr. Andrews.
Why didn't you give me a chance to talk to you, my dear?
- I could have fixed everything. - Shh!
You're crazy going through this, honey.
This fellow, Warren, is your man.
I was trying to tell you he didn't want the reward.
All he asked for was what he spent on you.
Thirty-seven dollars and 75 cents.
He said it was a matter of principle.
I took him for a ride.
He loves you, my dear. He told me that.
You don't want to marry an oil head like this Ballarino.
I can buy it in a minute.
Eli, darling, you can make your old man so happy,
And you won't be bad for yourself either.
How can it not stay on the thing?
Crazy man to leave this wedding.
I have never seen so much food in my life.
lovable,
We are gathered together here in the sight of God,
In the face of this company,
To join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
If any man can show good reason
Why shouldn't these two be legally joined
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