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19 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery...

These dastardly Traitors, we've got to find them.

..all in the hope of winning up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Oh!

Six Faithful have fallen...

I'm a Faithful. Faithful. Faithful.

THEY GROAN

What are the odds of our being so useless?

..but as the treacherous trio remain united...

Is it me, or is this getting a lot easier?

THEY LAUGH

..suspicions continue to grow...

Mark, he's so over the top.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's a Traitor.

I like the big dog theory, but it'd have to be Stephen to be a Traitor.

I think it is Jonathan.

..and whilst the mission provided protection for some...

There's a Shield on the banshee!

Shall I just take it and then we all don't tell the other team?

Who wants it? Yes, please!

..for one unlucky player, the call of death is drawing near.

So it's between...

Charlotte...

..David...

..Kate.

This is The Celebrity Traitors.

# Birds flying high

# You know I feel... #

Last night, the Traitors committed their fourth murder,

but which Faithful fell victim to the Banshee's cry?

# And I'm feeling good

OWL SCREECHES

# It's a new dawn

# It's a new day

# It's a new life for me

# And I'm feeling good. #

We might be first. Oh, we're first. We are first, yes.

Well, when you have no person saying, "Come in,"

that's always a bit of a sign.

Oh, smoked salmon today.

The staff are awfully good.

This morning, came down for breakfast,

relieved I was in.

Last night, we banished Clare.

The game's sort of frustrating me now.

We've lost six Faithfuls.

It's looking bad now, innit?

I felt very grim this morning.

You know, I'm so cross with myself that I didn't speak up more.

Yes, we must remember this.

But the trouble is, once we start writing,

it's like it goes tick-tick-tick-tick,

and you can't stop it. Yeah. As you say, there's a cascade, yeah.

And I'm thinking, "Oh, my God. Stop!"

There is a point where the train has left the station,

I think, with someone. Yes.

Well, think ourselves lucky we're alive.

Who do you think might have been murdered?

If Jonathan's a Faithful, I think he might...

I'm not sure he is. In a way... No, I'm not.

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Oh, God! Come in! Enter.

Hey, Alan!

Hey, Cat!

Hey, Mark!

How lovely! That's a good trio. Well done.

I was hoping you three, I was hoping you three.

I hope you all slept well.

I did, cos I've got a Shield.

CHEERING

Oh, you had the Shield? Yes. As did I.

The Traitors don't know.

Well, they might know. The Traitors don't know who had the Shield,

that's right. They don't know.

But if there was a Traitor in the woods... Yeah.

..they will have seen Cat get it, very obviously,

and they will have a chance to tell the other Traitors. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, exactly.

Do you remember, and it's always good to remember

the last wishes of a dying person, what Clare said?

She turned to Charlotte, who was next to her, and said,

"When you started going for me, I knew it was you." So, her dying wish

is that we consider Charlotte, if nothing more than that.

I was the only other one to vote for Charlotte.

I voted for Charlotte the day before and you on the first day.

And I'm still convinced, by the way. Yeah.

And watch her reaction, as well, when the people come in, as well.

Yes, exactly. That's a good thing.

To be sitting there outwitting Stephen Fry, I mean,

it's like beating Albert Einstein in chess or Cluedo or something.

I just started stuffing cheese in my mouth,

cos I can't stop grinning.

Isn't it funny? I was so nervous

when Claudia squeezed my shoulder blade

and now I just love being a Traitor.

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Come in! Hello?

CHEERING

Hey! Oh, good.

Oh, how nice. What a four.

Well done.

I'm alive!

Walking into breakfast, I tried playing it cool,

because I'm starting to get a little bit bored of all the niceties.

"How are you doing? How did you sleep? Great to have you here..."

Stop with the chitter-chatter.

We need to start ramping it up a bit.

Let's find a Traitor.

So, who was in the forest group yesterday?

I was.

Yeah, I got a Shield. Have we all survived? Has that worked, then?

So, that means the Traitor's in the other seven.

Oh! Unless someone has tried to...

..kill Cat. Oh, yeah! Because they didn't, because they didn't know...

They're picking off the young ones.

Cat has been playing an absolutely brilliant game,

and there was something in the fact that, you know, she had the Shield,

but we chose to not tell everyone that she had the Shield.

I didn't buy that,

and I do think she's slipping under the radar in the most brilliant way.

But I don't think I'm going to name her at this point

because I think it's safer to ally myself with her.

I mean, of course I'm speculating, but that's why it's so fun.

So who's still to come through? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, who's left? Kate.

Jonathan, and Charlotte.

Oh, my God. It's the last three. That's the last three. Already.

That's a bit of a surprise.

Yes, you do, don't you?

I'm really tense. Are you?

Starts earlier and earlier, the stress.

So, if it's Kate, that rather confirms our suspicions.

Clare, she certainly believed it was Charlotte.

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Uh-oh. Come in!

SHOCKED GASPS

Oh!

Oh, my God. Charlotte has gone!

No! How wrong we are.

Oh!

Plan B, guys? Plan B?

So, are we decided? Yeah. Yeah.

Charlotte Church.

It doesn't give anyone any indication that it could be us.

She's also very, very calm under pressure.

I feel like she might keep throwing stuff at the wall

and then eventually, it might stick.

And they're going to go, "Why Charlotte? Why?!"

And while they're thinking that,

the impact is going to ripple through that.

Cos it doesn't make sense.

Ah! There we are.

I thought I was going to be murdered.

I'm outspoken at the Round Table and I'm outspoken with my opinions.

Not that I was successful in being much of a threat to the Traitors,

but as the game progressed,

I hope that I would have been,

and I hope that that's why they've gotten rid of me.

Well played, Traitors.

That's mad. That's utterly insane.

What a surprise. I never saw that coming. No, nor did I.

I'm very surprised about Charlotte.

Not quite sure where to turn.

I mean, all my guesses have been wrong,

so I'm a bit befuddled.

I think, Round Table, I think we stop being nicey-nicey.

I mean, just say who you think.

If you think it's me, you think it's da-da-da-da, just say it.

Yeah, but it has to start before the Round Table, mate. Yes.

Cos, when we get in there, we don't know.

We're relying on the Round Table to inform us.

We need to go in with a plan and pick them out.

All of the Traitors are still here,

and there is a real degree of bloodlust forming in the Faithfuls,

and that's dangerous for us.

I think my name might come up.

I'm trying not to draw attention.

So, I try and sort of set myself into neutral.

It's just really tricky.

You've got to watch everything you do and say.

Ah!

HE COUGHS

Look out.

Oh!

Players, good morning.

Morning. Morning. Morning, Claudia. Another day,

another celebrity death.

Unbelievable.

Oh, Charlotte!

Poor Charlotte has been murdered.

The voice of an angel, and now she is among them.

Oh!

Are you ready for a really, really horrible statistic?

You started as 19.

You are now 12.

Players, you have lost seven Faithful.

Seven.That's bad, innit?

Think about that while you enjoy your cheese.

I will see you shortly for the mission.

And a tiny word of warning - watch your step.

Oh, no! Uh-oh. Oh, Lord!

"Watch your step." She doesn't like us, does she?

She has every reason to be contemptuous of us.

Cup of tea. You going to have a cup of tea?

Let's go in the... The library? ..library, yeah.

Trying to... Can I not be in the lead?

Cos I feel like I'm going, "Come on, girls."

THEY LAUGH

Gravel in the treads of my shoes.

The leader of the Faithfuls.

STEPHEN LAUGHS Thank you for trusting me.

Or the Traitors.

I think I trust you both, I really do.

I mean, I don't see you as a Traitor.

But, then, there's a strong chance one of you is.

I'll be straight with both of you,

I'm suspicious of all the actors today.

OK. Ah. Just cos how easy it would be for you to slip into it.

Yeah, no, I can understand why you'd say that and that's a...

You know... But the skills we bring from our workplace

don't seem to be any good. Well, hang on a minute,

what's happened here? I've just said this to you two...

I just said to these two, I said,

"I'm looking at all the actors today." OK. And now I am flanked.

You are. Here we all are.

If I was to rank you, you're suspect number one for me.

I'm suspect number one? Yeah. Right, OK. If I had to pick a Traitor

in this environment... Why are you looking at the actors?

You're best suited to slip into that role. Well, I'll tell you what,

for me it's not to do with how good an actor you are,

it's to do with the person you are -

and I never, ever wanted to come into this as a Traitor, ever.

From the very first moment it was authored or mooted,

I never, ever wanted... Mooted. Mooted.

I say that in Line Of Duty, don't I?

Please don't confuse me with Dryden, all right?

Joe, how much of your opinion is because you have just been watching

Line Of Duty? I know! Stop watching Line Of Duty, man!

I'm not a Traitor. Are you a Faithful? Yes.

You're a Faithful, are you? Yes, and I'm a good one. Well...

I'm totally taking this game seriously. I want to win.

Er, am I competitive? Er, yes.

But cos I play a lot of dodgy men, I think people,

they probably expect something of my work to be in me,

but there's not really any of that in me.

I'm quite daft and I care a lot about people,

or I couldn't do the job that I do.

I don't think you can be an actor and not care about people.

I'm going to suspect everyone of that. That's the only way

I think you can do it, and my suspicion... One's just left,

based on very little, but when, last night,

Clare was banished, he was quite performative.

But he is a passionate Scotsman.

I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the Traitors,

but I want to go after Mark first.

He's so over-dramatic,

and I think it's because he's been picked as Traitor

and he gets to play this role now in front of everyone.

Right, what the hell are we going to do about finding a Traitor?

Oh! I'll be honest, I wasn't sure...about you.

You can't be. Cat, you have never voted the people...

That we've got wrong. That we've got wrong.Yeah.

But then, if you're a Traitor, I don't think you're very smart

because, like Celia, you're standing out a bit

with your types of vote. Mm.

If I'm honest, in my head, for me it's between Stephen and Jonathan.

Right.Oh, is it?

That's so interesting.Cos I think Joe M's theory makes sense.

Stephen could be the leader of the Faithfuls... Yeah.

..and then Jonathan could be the leader of the Traitors.

But your point was, could be either way. Yeah. Yeah?

You don't know which one is which? Yeah.

That's what I still can't work out.

VOICEOVER:I'm a bit apprehensive

because we're about halfway through now

and I think the Faithfuls need a Traitor.

I've gone, "Oh, it could be either Stephen or Jonathan."

I think it's time to start going with the group a little bit more,

to try and save my back.

This game is making me evil, but I've got to think for myself here.

It's time for another mission

where all our players must come together

in order to continue building the prize pot

for the winner's chosen charity.

Oh, can we be in the back seat, Joe? Yes, please.

ALAN LAUGHS Yeah, let's do this.

There we go.

Well, another day, another mission, my dears.

What did Claudia say? "Watch your step."

I want it to be something quite thrilling.

If it is something high, I will scream.

I've got you two as hundies. The hundy percenters,

Faithfuls that we trust, but I'm going for Mark today.

Can you see him, a big fan of the show, saying to Claudia,

"You're all right, I'll just be a Faithful"? No.

No. This is his leading role.

Stephen is someone who is getting looked over,

just because he's Stephen. I mean, Stephen is...

How many Round Tables have we had, three? Three. Twice at them,

he's made a speech at the beginning and said, you know, there's...

"This is how we should behave." "This is how we should behave."

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's kind of steering, in a way. Yeah. Yeah.

It's disarming.

Have you gone off Jonathan now? No.

I think he might be the head of the snake and I know you'll both go,

"Well, why aren't you going for the head of the snake then?"

And I'm like, "Well, I actually think Jonathan's got it in him

"to throw a fellow Traitor under the bus."

Ooh, where are we headed?

Hello, players. Oh, my God! Oh, what's this?

Oh, hell's bells!

STEPHEN:I don't like the look of these traps.

ALAN:Oh, no!

NICK:Oh, wow, hang on.

Oh, God, look how high it goes! Oh, this is going to be grotesque.

Players, welcome. In today's mission,

we're going for a little wander through the woods,

where a massive £10,000 is up for grabs.

Wow! Ooh!

"But."

Stephen knows me well.

Through this walk, we are going to make four stops.

At each stop, there are traps...

..and £2,500 up for grabs.

I will give you a question.

All the questions are about your dearly departed players.

Oh! Oh, God! OK. Right.

Each trap is labelled with a possible answer to the question

and only one of those answers is correct.

A player must enter a trap...

Oh, my God!

..with money.

Get it right and not only will you add all that money

to the prize fund, but also that player will win a Shield.

Oh! Ooh!

However, if you're unsure,

you can split your money across different answers.

If somebody enters an incorrect trap, it will be triggered,

and they will be out of the mission.

LAUGHTER

Any money that they are holding will also not be added to the prize fund.

Are you ready for your first question

about a dearly departed player? Yes. Yes.

Is the answer 102 or 96?

Oh... Well, we obviously don't know. It's a guess.

This is where we need Clare. Yes.

I can't see him stopping at 96.

If you've done 96, you'd want to go over 100.

I thought if I'd got to 96 dives myself, I'd be like,

"Let's do another 6, let's get to 102."

I think he did four Olympics.

96 is the only number divisible by four.

Yes, quite, yeah.

I thought I recalled him saying something

where he said 100 and something, but it wasn't 102.

I'm not sure. I think we should split the fund, don't you?

Definitely split the money.

Who's going to go in? Who hasn't had a Shield?

I've not had a Shield. I've never had a Shield.

Nick and Alan maybe?

If you're willing to go for this particular one. Yes, yes. OK, yeah.

It's great, you know, there were four Shields up for grabs.

There's possibly enough people who do believe I am Faithful,

that I am quite an easy target for the next murder.

If I could be protected from that, that would be nice.

Nick, you're going in 96 with £1,500.

Alan, you're in 102 with £1,000.

I really want a Shield.

Alan, I'll be honest, I'm hoping you go up.

LAUGHTER

Because I'm a Traitor, I didn't really need the Shield,

so I had nothing, really, to lose

and I did look like a team player,

so...nice little cute

double bluff there for everyone.

Let's find out...Oh, no! ..the correct...Come on! ..answer.

Good luck.

GASPING, SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER

Oh, Alan!

LAUGHTER

Aah!

The net just scooped me up and threw me in the air

and I was just covered in leaves

and swinging in the branches

like an orang-utan.

Well done, Alan. And well done, Nick.

LAUGHTER

Alan, are you all right?

Yeah. Oh, Alan!

He was just suspended

up in the air, plaintively crying.

Help!

Oh, bless him.

Nick, you get a Shield. Congratulations.

CHEERING Well done, Nick!

Oh! I have never been a Shield winner

and so I am absolutely delighted to have this.

A victory for arithmetic.

I know. Isn't that great?

Alan, we'll leave you there for now.

No! The rest of you, follow me.

Bye, Alan! Bye! He looks so tragic up there!

Can someone get me down, please?

Claudia?

ECHOING:Help!

Right, this is a different sort of trap.

Oh, crikey. Players, we've reached our next stop.

This time, there are four caged traps...

..meaning four potential answers,

and you have £2,500 again.

The next question is about poor Tameka.

Oh, God!

Who is Helen Mirren? Helen Mirren is a national treasure.

Apart from Rebel Wilson, I couldn't tell you

who any of those people were.

I'm drawn to Judi Dench.

I'm drawn to Judi Dench, but then, if you'd worked with Judi Dench,

wouldn't you have mentioned it, perhaps? You talk about it?

I know I would have remembered if she'd told me

she'd worked with Dame Jude

because I have, and once you've worked with her,

you never forget it. She's a darling.

If we're guessing, we should just spread the bet.

I think we just spread it out. And it is a guess.

I'm going to sit on Vinnie Jones for £500. Not often you hear that.

Go and get comfortable.

I didn't think he was the answer, but someone had to do it

and this guy stepped up.

I'll sit on Rebel. OK.

I'll sit on Judi Dench. All right, and I'll go Helen Mirren.

I just had a sense it was Judi Dench,

but we didn't know completely, so we had to split the money.

Lucy, you've got £1,000.

It's not really like me to really put myself forward like that.

I'm terrible at, like, quizzes.

I might do Mastermind but I'm going to do it about crisps.

OK, players. Let's find out what the correct answer is.

Jesus.

Aah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We did it! We were closer.

That was good! That was good.

Well done!

Oh, what?! I've never got a question right in my life!

Well done, Lucy!

This is yours.

Well done.Thank you.

I'm really chuffed!

Players, the film that Tameka was in with Judi Dench

was Notes On A Scandal. Ah! Was she?

The three of you, you stay here. The rest of you, please follow me.

Yes. Ooh!

Well done, Lucy! Bye!

We're caged and Shieldless.

Oh, well. It's quite peaceful, in a way, though.

Ooh, look. Oh! What fresh hell?

Some lovely, cosy tunnels.

No, you're all right. All right. LAUGHTER

So, the question is...

11 or 12. Well, no, definitely not 11. 12. I'll tell you why.

It's because I met her when she was 11.

I was hosting The Big, Big Talent Show.

I believe an agent was watching at home

and signed her up as a result of that. So she was 11

when she was signed. I would have thought,

unless they turned it around very, very quickly, my guess would be 12.

Not 13 because part of her appeal back then,

despite her incredible talent, was her age. Yeah.

Are we going to put it all in 12? Let's do it. Yeah, go on.

Shall we be bold? Yeah.

Then who are we nominating to go in there? I haven't had a Shield.

Oh, David! David hasn't had a Shield.

You should go for it, David.

We were really confident about this one, so I went in the tunnel.

Go on, David. Good man. Right.

And we bet all of the money, £2,500, on 12.

Well done, David. Good luck.

If you're right, you take all the money.OK.

If you're incorrect, you lose it all.

Bloody hell!

Let's see if you were correct.

Yes!

CHEERING

Brilliant! Well done, Jonathan.

12 was the right answer.

There we go. My first Shield.

Well done! Thank you very much.

Players, the gamble paid off.

Are you ready to go to your final set of traps?

Yeah! Yes. Yeah. That's good. Follow me.

Oh, it's another of these beartraps.

Players, welcome to the last stop.

So far, you have lost four players.

You have added £5,000 to the prize fund. LUCY:Amazing.

The last question is about the first person who was murdered -

Paloma.OK.

Alan would be the person to answer this. Yeah. Alan!

Or if only someone who'd interviewed her a lot.

Any good? I'm pretty sure it's ghost on a ghost train. Oh!

I'm not 100%, so we might want to split it,

for the sake of not losing everything.

Maybe go four bags on the ghost train

and one bag on the face painter.

Please forgive me if I'm completely wrong, but it does ring a bell.

You only really have to look at Paloma.

Which is she most suited for - face paint or a ghost?

She looks like a ghost.

And now, thanks to the Traitors, she is a ghost.

I'm happy to take the less likely option, for a wee ride in the air.

OK, OK. Good for you.

I think a lot of people were a bit dubious about the nets.

I was the opposite, because I can't think of anything better

than getting wheech'd up into the air.

EXHALES

Look at Mark's face. He loves it. I'm excited!

OK, let's find out what the correct answer is.

Oh...

Yay! Oh!

Wa-ha-ha!

Well done, JR! And well done, Mark.

Woohoo!

It was hilarious seeing Mark flying in the air.

Are you all right, Mark? Yeah! Hey, this is fun!

Well done, Mark.

Ghost on a ghost train was the correct answer.

Thank you, thank you. You banked £2,000.

Thank you for this, this is lovely. And that is yours.Thank you.

Well done.Thank you. You can join your fellow players.Bravo! Whoo!

Well done, Jonathan! It was your knowledge, too.

Yes. Well done.

VOICEOVER:Having a Shield as a Traitor is a lovely thing

because you get a Shield, you know that next morning

when you walk into breakfast, you don't have to act that bit harder,

so it just means it's one less thing to have niggling away.

So, players, well done. A very good day.

You have banked £7,000 for the prize fund.

Yes! Yes. Whoo! Excellent.

Nick, Lucy, David and Jonathan, you also won a Shield,

so you are protected from murder. Here we go.

Tonight, you will gather at the Round Table and, fingers crossed,

you'll be hoping this time you will nab a Traitor.

Please God!

You guys, back to the castle. Congratulations.Thank you.

Bye, Mark. Bye, Mark. Love yous!

As for you, Mark, we'll get you out with the others shortly.

LAUGHING:OK!

No immediate rush.

# Oh, you'll tak' the high road

# And I'll tak' the low road

# And I'll be in Scotland afore

ECHOING:# Ye...! #

Oh, that was a good challenge, wasn't it? I actually liked that.

I feel like I'm saying that cos I got a Shield but...

Who else got a Shield? So, Lucy and I, David and Jonathan.

If Jonathan isn't a Traitor, he should feel glad to have one. Yes.

There's suspicion about Mark, isn't there? The head in hands,

the sort of over... But then you go,

"Is it an over-dramatisation?" No, because he is like that.

Is he like that? How well do you know him to be like that?

You know if Stephen was picked as a Traitor... Mm?

..it would be a very clever move, for the first Round Table,

he basically led it

and if it wasn't him, wouldn't the Traitors take out Stephen by now?

Surely we can't get eight Faithfuls in a row?

Yeah, and it would be ten.

Almost half.

Home!

My knees are still trembling, Joe.

LAUGHTER

Ooh! What we got?

We got some steak.

Oh, the steak is tempting me. You going steak or salmon?

I might try the steak.

I was over the moon to see Alan fly in the air.

That was why I came. I thought, "I'm done now."

I've done everything I could have dreamed of.

LAUGHING:Seeing Alan Carr suspended in a beartrap!

What are you...? I haven't spoken to you today about tonight.

You were eyeballing me yesterday quite... Yes.

I've got a theory. ..unsubtly. I've got a theory,

I'm going to mention... Do you want to tell? No.

It is about me? It's about you. Oh! Oh, OK.

It's about you and I'm going to say it round the Round Table. Oh, OK.

And I don't think you're going to like it.

Oh, we're back.

Ah!

PEACOCK CRIES

Seven Faithfuls gone. Faithfuls have gone.

So, someone knows this game inside out.

Is anybody thinking Jonathan?

I would say Stephen over Jonathan at the moment.

Cos they're big dogs? I think so, I think so.

Who are we not looking at? No-one's looking at Cat

and we definitely think she's a Faithful.

I think so. I mean, she had a Shield.

Have you got any ideas?

No. I haven't got any... LAUGHTER

All your attention is focused...

So far, I've been so useless, it's breathtaking.

I feel like I'm trained to not have a gut thing and to be balanced

and open-minded and I just think, "Well, let's put the questions

"that are based on fact," but I don't...

So what could I ask that might expose it? You know?

I do have a question mark over Kate.

You know, at this stage in the game,

you kind of want people to sort of have names

that they're open to sort of start suggesting

at the Round Table and so on,

and Kate sort of still seems to be dithering a little bit.

It's so dashed difficult.

It feels like there has been certain people that feel like they've proven

that they are... Like, you being one.

I'm fully expecting an attack on me this evening,

simply because it makes sense. Do you think? Yeah.

People have got to consider someone new and I think they might...

I kind of feel I would pick myself, in a strange sort of way.

Is there anyone that's your number one?

The one who knows most about the game is Jonathan, of course.

I don't know if that makes him automatically guilty

but maybe wanting to experience every aspect of the game.

I do have a question mark there. Yeah, definitely.

Of course I've considered Jonathan. He'd be a superb Traitor.

He's the superfan of the game, profoundly knowledgeable,

so he has all the attributes of a good Traitor.

Would he be so bold to murder Ruth,

the one person who had accused him of being a Traitor?

Would he? I don't know.

Today there was one I've got the least idea, but I have...

Ah, this is the lady I want to speak to,

because there's a big argument to people that are leading

the conversations, and turning it this way and that way.

A bigger voice. Yeah, I think it's important to look at the...

A big dog, there's definitely a big dog. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what everyone's talking about, I think.

Got to be a big dog. That's what's going round, I think.

Well, I think... But there's a mix, you know,

because on one hand there's people going Jonathan or Stephen,

and then there's people... a load of people saying Mark.

Yeah.I think it's Mark.

And loads of people, like, leaning towards Mark.

But who's been pushing Mark?

Joe M. Yeah.

Yeah, he did, yeah. Joe M has been pushing Mark.

Do you think it's Joe? Yeah, because...Do you?

I think Joe's really good at building narratives,

and I think the question is, when you have an idea,

where did you pick that idea up?Mm!

I think Joe's quite often at the centre of discussions

about someone who turns out to be a Faithful.

For the last few days, David,

he hasn't really put an opinion out

and then today, he's started going,

"I think it's Joe Marler."

I'm looking for someone who's going to try and stay under the radar

until staying under the radar makes it obvious that you're a Traitor

and that's what David has done.

David has fallen into my theory of quiet until you need to be vocal.

He is very quiet, and he's now getting more vocal.

Yeah, but this is what I said would happen. The thing is, Joe,

everyone is going to get more vocal now, really, aren't they?

Cos we didn't get anywhere last night. I think I've said...

Hi, Joe. ..some Traitors are going to stay quiet

until it's weird to stay quiet. Yes. And David has done exactly that.

Just that. David started accusing you.

What do you mean, he accused me? Of being a Traitor. How?

By saying, "I think it's Joe."

THEY LAUGH

And I ignored it, the possibility of it being me.

Oh, God, cos I was quite convinced it was Stephen.

# When the fire starts

# When the fire starts... #

It's time for the Round Table, and we're at the halfway point.

So far, they haven't managed to get a Traitor,

but with tensions rising, I wonder whether it will be tonight.

# So many words are left unspoken... #

JONATHAN:My name has come up at the Round Table more than once.

I am the cat with nine lives,

but it's far from over,

so I'm going in there ready to fight for my life.

I do not want to give up my green cloak this soon.

# When the fire starts to burn... #

I'm going to have to be ready for a little bit of a fight tonight.

We're all going to be under the spotlight.

We need to find a Traitor.

# When the fire starts to burn... #

We keep banishing Faithfuls and I'm sick of sitting back

and letting the more intelligent people run the show.

I'm now going to come to the forefront.

I'm going to go for people.

# When the fire starts to burn. #

Players, welcome back to the Round Table.

Congratulations on today. You were brilliant,

and added £7,000 to the prize fund.

That means the current total is £38,500.

But please remember, if there are any Traitors left at the end,

they take all the money for their chosen charity

and they also take all the glory.

So, Faithful, I ask you this - is tonight the night?

Can you finally catch a Traitor? The floor is yours.

Er, can I start? Do you mind? Yes, please. By all means.

OK, um, we want to catch a Traitor.

My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fry.

Of all of you, we listen to you the most,

and you have very gently sort of dominated proceedings so far,

especially in the Round Table.

If I were you, I would think the same.

I've been thinking this all day.

I know that attention will turn to me this evening,

it is inevitable and there's nothing I can say to defend myself

because I have no evidence with which to do so

except to assure you that it will be a truly spectacularly, for me,

sad thing but an awful thing for you when the fourth in a row,

I will stand there and I will say, "I am Faithful."

I have nothing else to say. And I believe you.

Well, I'm glad, Celia, thank you. I don't know why, but I do.

And I just want to warn us, please let's be wary.

We can't vote off our Faithful leader.

I'm just saying that to the other Faithfuls.

That'd be a really bad move.

I think it's more important we vote off a Traitor.

I think so, too, that's my point. But who are they, though?

That's the problem. It's Mark.

Mark's a Traitor.

Mark? OK, go on. Reasons being?

Mainly cos of the way you observed us at Paloma's funeral.

Well, I explained why. I know. OK.

But a Traitor would also watch that

and go, "Oh, can I throw under the bus at the first Round Table?

"Let's go with Tameka."

And then last night, when Clare got banished,

you slapped the table twice, very hard.

I did, yeah. And it felt quite out of character.

I was pissed off! Oh!

So you're taking that as a sign that...? Just felt a bit staged,

like you were trying to force... Oh, OK, OK. ..that you are a Faithful.

I am a Faithful. There's nothing I can do to...

You know, excuse that or show you

that that wasn't a demonstrative act,

rather than an instinctive act, which is what it was.

Can you see that it maybe just come across as a performance?

I can't affect your interpretation of my actions. No, I know. I know.

I never wanted to be a Traitor and that's what I said

when I had my meeting with Claudia, because I'd be rubbish at it. Yeah.

I know you want to start, too. Yeah, yeah, I've got suspicions of you.

You throw yourself into every task, every mission, with such enthusiasm.

Even today, you wanted to be in that net.

You love Traitors. You have such an enthusiasm for it.

You're telling me, when Claudia says to you,

"Do you want to be a Faithful or a Traitor?"

you've said to Claudia, "I'll just be a Faithful."

"I'll just be..." like we all are, if we don't find the Traitor,

"a lamb to the slaughter"? Well, yes, that's true, obviously...

You would do that? That's what I did.

I know I'd be rubbish. I get flustered and also the pressure

of being a Traitor, trying to maintain that facade?

No, it's nothing to do... Sorry, just... No, no, no, no,

but for someone who loves the experience,

it would be wonderful to be a Traitor, wouldn't it?

For someone who's throwing himself in the task. Well, I don't think...

I mean, you just want to be in the periphery and the shadows?

I think part of the attraction of being a Faithful,

and what I thought I would be good at,

which I've proved myself totally wrong,

is spotting when people are being duplicitous or being...

..or lying, and I've been rubbish

so far and I'm really disappointed, to be honest with you.

But I'm not going to stop trying. OK, don't.

Here's my... My fear is that we are being manipulated

in a way that we have been repeatedly round this table,

because what I've started to try to notice, or take notice of,

is who are the initiators of the discussions

that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes round this table?

And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.

And it does remind me of the first day and Niko,

and you've spoken a lot today about Mark, and you might be right,

but in some ways, the number one thing

a Traitor needs to do is to build up a head of steam

that leads us like sort of lemmings off a cliff

to rush at one person and start believing in this narrative,

and you're really, really good at it and you do it with more energy

than anyone round this table.

Are you a Traitor? No, I'm a Faithful.

So I'll address the Niko one for you. Yeah.

That was because I'd just been steered towards Niko,

had not thought of it, by Kate.

In all honesty, Kate, one thing I've found... Yes.

..is that I think you don't tend to want to talk about kind of game play

at all and I sometimes notice sort of a real reticence...

I don't think that's true. I think that I ask constantly.

That makes people think that you're trying to discuss it and lure them.

Mm. The only thing that I would say

is that you never seem to bring anything to the table.

You're always asking everybody else what they think.

Yeah, that is a fair point and I don't feel I have been sure,

which I realise is very poor.

I think it's tricky cos it's day five and we need the Faithful

to kind of unite and get behind... Of course we do, of course we do.

And without any names being shared...

Do you want me to share now? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, OK.

Well, I have thought about you, Nick.

Yeah. Even though I witnessed your absolutely fear of being murdered,

which I also share... Quite. ..none of that's very helpful.

I haven't thought about you, Cat.

Maybe I've made a terrible mistake about that,

but I have thought maybe because I've relied a lot on Jonathan...

..you've been incredibly honest about saying when you've heard,

like, my name's been heard, or other...

..and I've found that really useful,

but then I've questioned, "Am I being played?"

Can I do it, then? OK. Yeah.

David, my theory is, rightly or wrongly,

that I feel like at least one Traitor or maybe two

will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible

and then start popping their head up, and I feel that's the pattern

that you're doing at the moment.

It sort of started in the kitchen earlier

and you were talking about Joe.

Now you're actually sort of starting to gun for people

and that was what I was kind of waiting for.

I think the reason that I'm more vocal and have different views today

is because I do think that we are underestimating how much

the Traitors are thinking,

"How do we cause chaos and divert attention?"

We dismissed the idea that Ruth had been killed off by Jonathan -

which was a theory that was doing the rounds -

because it would look so obvious

and that Jonathan couldn't be a Traitor cos that was so obvious.

But if anybody, I think, has got the audacity

and understands the game well enough to see that,

to take the risk of that double bluff, it would be Jonathan.

That... Well, OK, for a start... JOE M:I didn't dismiss that.

Yeah, and I don't think we do dismiss it, we discussed that.

I voted for you last night... We discussed it very briefly.

But here's... I would say, if I was a Traitor and I...

When my name come up from me saying something

about being in an alliance, I've thought back on that unequivocally.

No-one who plays the game is going to say, "We're an alliance."

Cos there is a stage where you're going to have to look at everyone

and if you were to say that, that's going to come out anyway.

But I don't think you'd say it and mean it.

I think you might well say it. It would be a stupid thing to say.

It would be a stupid thing to say if you mean it.

It would be a stupid thing to say, anyway.

because it's going to come up like that.

Can I just... I'd love to know what Cat thinks.

Yeah, come on. Sorry, Cat, I don't mean to put the spotlight on you.

No, no. Um, sometimes I struggle to come forward.

No, that's OK. Um, I think...

..it is kind of between you and Jonathan.

STEPHEN:No, it's not between us. You do know there are three?

Yes, but I do think it's important that if you have an idea

on at least one... But you must have thoughts about the other two?

I mean, after just listening,

I am looking a little bit at you, David.

I have noticed you're more, like, forthcoming now and...

Around now would be the time to kind of do that

to make everybody sort of see you as somebody that's here

and is adding something to the group.

The reason that I feel more forceful is because we've utterly failed.

Tonight, I think the momentum is against Mark,

because that's been the dominant conversation that I've heard,

because I do think we're being manipulated,

and by the time we get to here, the narrative has already been built.

Isn't this just a convincing argument? Yeah.

But this seems, like, weird.

Like, we're saying this effect is a negative.

We've got to have an argument that we go, "That's so compelling,

"I can't vote anywhere else." Yeah.

Everything you're saying,

I think is exactly what a Traitor would say

to stop me doing what we're doing and what we're here to do,

so I'm so in. I'm sorry, I'm so in. But the argument would be...

The argument is if I stay quiet tonight, all the heat was on Mark,

so how do I benefit myself by making this argument?

I've also heard Stephen's name mentioned a lot as well.

The finger of fate to fall on me. So why don't you think

it's going to fall on Stephen? Do you think that we're fearful?

I think it might. I think it's less clear tonight. I thought you.

Yeah, I know. You always have. Well, not always have. The last two...

And you know I voted for you, too. Yeah, I know you did. Yeah.

Please don't make the mistake of voting for me

because I really don't want you to see what happens when I stand there

and tell you that I'm a Faithful.

It would just be another blow for you.

But also, I do see the point that we've got to pile up the votes

in order to get somebody off.

But I don't want to start a pile-on for Mark.

I just... I'm frustrated, I might be completely wrong,

but I do not want to start... That's your theory, that's your argument,

and if people agree with you... If you want to agree, then fine.

..take that and if they agree with me...

Whatever argument you most believe. Simple as that.

I will make one last gasp here.

I am a Faithful.

I am, and I really don't want us to vote out another one.

I am a Faithful. Trust me.

Players, the time for talk is over.

Oh, God! Here we go. Oh, no! This is horrible.

It is time for you to write down the name of the person

you believe is a Traitor.Oh, God!

Stephen, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Well, I've put David. Somehow, to me,

there's less of a ring of truth than there used to be,

but I adore him and I don't want him to go.

Thank you. Joe Wilkinson.

I've said you, David, cos of the sort of pattern of behaviour,

but you're a lovely man.

Celia.

Well, this is a bit tricky because I've got a bit of a crush on you

right now, but I've put you, Jonathan,

because I think you have the chutzpah and brilliance

to be a Traitor.

Jonathan.I've changed my vote

because even though I think my arguments against Stephen were,

I think, compelling and they're worth listening to,

at the same time, I think Joe's argument against David

struck me as being more believable.

I'm sorry, David, I voted for you.

David.

I voted for Stephen.

Because he's a genius.

I think he's playing the game with all of that genius.

So, a vote count.

Three for David,

one for Jonathan

and one for Stephen.

Nick, who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

Um, I'm so sorry, Kate, I have voted for you.

There's just something about that we're on day five now

and I don't feel that you've necessarily sort of put names

forward as much as others. OK.

Alan.

Mark.

I was trying to be bold and... that's how I feel.

Mark.

I voted for Kate.

Kind of for the same reasons as Nick,

about the not bringing anything to the table and, you know...

Kate.Um, Mark.

I hadn't heard your name today, I'd heard Jonathan's and Stephen's,

but I believe what they said more

and I heard more arguments against you.

Joe Marler.

I'm sticking with my gut

and I think it's you, Mark.

So, a vote count.

Three for David,

three for Mark,

two for Kate,

one for Jonathan,

and one for Stephen.

Lucy.

I can't even look at you, Mark

cos I voted you. Sorry.

Cat, you have the deciding vote.

If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.

If you vote for David, it will be a tie.

So then, Cat, who do you believe is a Traitor?

Um... Ahem!

My vote...

..is for you, David.

Ah!

Oh!

So, players, we have a draw.

Oh, my God. David, Mark,

you both have four votes each.

You do not leave the Round Table until somebody is banished.

I will ask for a final plea from both of you

and then everyone will vote again.

Oh, my God! You two will be excluded from the vote.

If there is still a draw, your fate will be decided by chance.

EXHALES

So, first, the plea from David.

My plea's very simple. We decided we'd play the game differently

and that's what I've done.

And that's been misinterpreted by Joe Wilkinson

as some sort of stealth tactic.

By trying to make get us to think more deeply,

I've got four votes, so why will I have done that,

when quite clearly, as you can see from the votes,

the momentum was against Mark?

This was not the night, if I were a Traitor,

to put my head above the parapet.

Thank you.

Mark, please now plead your case.

I love this game.

I don't think there was ever anything wrong with pointing out

that I never wanted to be a Traitor.

I don't think there was anything wrong with, as me,

being frustrated that we got a fourth Faithful in a row.

I play this game with all my heart and what you see is what you get.

I'm not putting on an act.

I came here, yes, to win, but to win as a Faithful, and that's what I am.

David and Mark, thank you for your pleas.

I hope that has helped the rest of you.

There will be no discussion.

It is now time to vote.

You will be voting for either David or Mark.

Please now write the name on your slate.

Jonathan, we'll start with you.

Who do you believe is a Traitor and why?

I'm sorry, David, I haven't changed my vote.

I still think it's a compelling argument against you

and I don't believe Mark is a Traitor,

not on that level of evidence.

Nick.

This was really tough.

I'm so sorry, Mark, I've voted for you.

Alan.

I haven't changed my mind. I still think Mark is a Traitor.

Kate, who do you believe is a Traitor?

I've stuck to my vote, Mark, I'm afraid.

Joe Marler.

I've gone with Mark. I've stuck with my original decision.

Lucy.I've stuck with Mark.

So, a vote count.

Five for Mark, one for David.

Cat, who do you believe is a Traitor?

I stuck to my decision as well,

stayed with you, David.

Stephen.

Eloquent as your reasoning was, it wasn't enough,

so I've stuck with you, David.

Joe Wilkinson.

David.

Oh, my God! So, a vote count.

Five for Mark, four for David.

Celia, you have the final vote.

If you vote for Mark, he will be banished.

If you vote for David, it will be a tie

and their fate will be decided by chance.

Oh, my God!

So then, Celia...

..who do you believe is a Traitor?

I voted for you, David.

So then...Oh, my God!

..players, it is still a draw.

Oh, my God!

Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate.

Has this ever happened before? It's never happened.

Oh, my God!

EXHALES