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This is an ABC
color presentation.

"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie.

Here's Harriet.

Here's David.

Here's Rick.

Also starring in tonight's
episode, here's June.

Oh.
Hi, Dave.

Hi.

How did things go in court?

Oh, pretty good.

Did we win, or did you lose?

Neither.

They got it postponed
until next week.

Mr. Harris dropped these
out for you to check.

OK.

And Mrs. Peterson
is going to call

a little later this afternoon.

Oh, and June called.

You're invited your folks
out for dinner tonight.

What the heck is that?

Oh, the superintendent's in
there with a couple of workmen.

A couple of workmen?
What for?

I don't know.
Something about the pipes.

They're looking for a leak
in the fire sprinkler system.

Gee, I didn't even
know we had one.

Can't they do that tonight or
over the weekend or something?

I don't know.

He said it's liable
to burst any minute.

Oh.

That's ridiculous.

Well, he was right.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi, Pop.

Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.

I had to go home
and change clothes.

Well, that's OK.
You're not late.

Your mother and
June are upstairs.

As long as you're here, give
me your opinion on this.

Gee, it looks pretty horrible.

That was my reaction.

What is it?

I guess it's supposed
to be a lamp of some sort.

Where did it come from?

I imagine your mother picked
it up at an antique shop.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi, honey.

How long have you been here?

Oh, just a couple of minutes.

Pop was showing me the new lamp.

Oh, well,
not exactly.

I-- uh, where did you get it?

Well, June brought it over.

Oh.

It's very interesting.

Don't you think so, Dave?
Yeah.

I guess it is that.
It's all right.

You can relax, fellas.

It's for the rummage sale
down at the Women's Club.

Why didn't you tell me
that when I first came in?

Because you didn't ask me.

Where did you get it anyway?

Oh, from one of our neighbors
in the apartment, Mrs. Davis.

She just lives down the hall.

In fact, I talked to just
about everyone in the building.

They said if they
found anything,

they'd leave it at our house.
Well, look.

Why don't you just take it
on down to the Woman's Club?

Oh, OK.

While you're at
it, you might as well

take that suit I
wore to work today.

Oh?
What's the matter with it?

Well, something happened
to the sprinkler system

down in the office,
and I got drenched.

Well, did you get it fixed?

Not yet.
Evidently, it's quite a job.

It's going to take
a couple of days.

Oh, wonderful.

Then you can take tomorrow off.

I'm afraid not.

I've got an awful
lot of work to do.

Well, then you'd
better work at home.

It'd be fun.
Yeah.

That'd really be
something, wouldn't it?

Well, thanks a lot.

What do you mean by that?

Never mind.

Can I help you
with anything, Mom?

No thanks, dear.

I think we're just about ready.

Uh, did I, uh,
say something wrong?

Oh, don't ask me.

I've only been
married for 30 years.

Are you feeling all right?

Well, sure.

I feel fine.

Why do you say that?

Oh, I just thought there
might be something wrong.

Well, there is.

OK, then.
What is it?

Well, why don't you want
to work here tomorrow?

What?

Well, I thought it would
be fun to have you at home,

and you just laughed at me.

I wasn't laughing at you.

I was laughing at the idea.

Well, it was my idea,
and that's just the same

as laughing at me.
No, it isn't.

Look, I'd love to stay
home here and work,

but it just wouldn't
be practical.

Well, that's not a
very good argument,

especially for a lawyer.

Well, I usually have a little
more time to prepare a case.

The thing is, you
just don't have a case.

Give me one good reason why
you can't work here tomorrow?

Well, first of all--

Miss Edwards could you relay
all your important phone calls.

Your clients could go by
the house if you wanted to.

I could fetch you coffee
for your coffee break.

And I promise, I
won't get in your way.

How about it?
What do you say?

OK, OK.

- Did you have enough breakfast?
- Oh, yeah.

It was fine, thanks.

Well, I better get going.

Where?

To the living room to work.

- Hey, wait a minute.
- What's the matter?

You didn't kiss me goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Oh.

I'm sorry, honey.

I thought you were
in the kitchen.

Oh, I just brought
you some more coffee.

Oh.
Thanks.

Can I get you anything else?

Oh, that's OK.

I think I got
everything right here.

Just sit down now
and be comfortable.

Here, let me put
your feet up for you.

Oh, that's all
right, honey, really.

Oh, would you like a pillow?

No, thanks.

I have to get up and
phone Miss Edwards.

Well, what for?

Can I do whatever it is?
No, that's OK.

I just have to call
her and tell her

that I'm working at home here.
Oh.

Well, I'll get
the phone for you.

I'm sorry.

I'm not sick, you know, honey.

It's my office that's
out of commission.

Oh, I know.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Joanne.

It's Dave.

Yeah, just a second.

She's right here.

I think it shook her up a
little when a man answered.

Hello?

Yeah, he's working
at home today.

They're doing some repairs
down at the office.

Yeah.

In fact, I have to get
right off the phone

because he has a call to make.

Oh, yeah.

Tuesday would be fine.

Well, why don't you
just drop it off here?

OK.

Well, I'll talk to you later.

Oh, no nothing serious,
just some water pipes broke

or something.

She did?

No kidding.

When did that happen?

Oh, really?

Oh.

Well, look, you can
tell me about it later.

I can't just hang up on her.

Tell her there's
somebody at the door.

Well, I can't tell her a lie.

Yes, I'm still here.

No kidding.

Oh, Joanne, there's
somebody's at the door.

I'll call you back later.

- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

I was just looking at you.

I don't get a chance to
watch you work very often.

Oh.

Hey.

I'm just giving
you a little kiss.

Watch it.

I'm not used to that
while I'm working.

Better not be.

It was kind of nice, though.

I'll have to speak to
my secretary about that.

Never mind.

Uh, look, honey.

Don't you have
something to do, like go

to the market or something?

I guess I should run
down to the market.

Dave?

Dave?
Yeah?

What should I get?

What?

I mean, what would
you like for lunch?

I don't care.

At the rate I'm
going, I probably

won't have time
for lunch anyway.

Well, of course you will.

I'll get something real nice.

How about a tuna fish salad?

- Fine.
- Fine.

You weren't even listening.

What?

Never mind.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm just trying to get
some work done here.

I know, and I'm just leaving.

Oh, and don't worry
about being grumpy.

I forgive you.

Oh.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Nelson.

I just stopped by
to tell you you're

going to have some new
neighbors, the Fergusons.

Oh, really?

How nice.

You wouldn't like to come
in and have a cup of coffee,

would you?

Well, yes, but I can
only stay a minute.

Oh, hi, Rick.

Come on in.
What's the matter?

You're supposed to whisper
while he's working?

He's not exactly working.

Sleeping Beauty.

Gee, I hate to wake him up.

Oh, do you have to?

Yeah.

I have a couple of
papers he has to sign.

Oh, well go ahead then.

I'll get some coffee.

Dave?

Boss?

Hmm?

What?

Rick?

What are you doing here?

How come you're not working?

Are you kidding?

Look who's talking.

Yeah.

I guess I must dozed off
for a couple of minutes.

Looks like this working at
home really agrees with you.

Are you kidding?

I can't get any work
done around here.

Well, why not?

Well, it's June.

She means well but just
keeps interrupting me.

I can't get anything done.

It looked like you're doing
pretty well when I came in.

I'll make up for it tomorrow.

Oh, that's kind of
what I want to tell you.

What's that?

Well, it looks like they
ran into a little more trouble

than they expected
down at the office.

You're kidding.

No, it's going to take them at
least an extra day to finish--

maybe two more.

Oh, great.

Yeah, they started in
the outer office today.

The place is really a mess.

Look, maybe it would be a
good idea if you and Connie come

over here and work tomorrow.
OK.

Why don't you go
back to the office

now and pick up any of
the stuff we'll need?

Oh, do you need
any extra blankets

or a couple of more pillows?

Dave?

Dave?

Dave?

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

Did I wake you up?

Well, no, not exactly.

I just missed you.

What are you doing?

Oh, I wasn't very tired.

I guess I got too much
sleep this afternoon.

It's awful late.

You better come to bed.

Oh, I will in
a couple minutes.

I just have a few more
things to finish up.

It's my fault you didn't get
your work done today, isn't it?

No, it isn't.

Not any more than mine.

Well, I promise tomorrow
will be different.

I won't even talk to you.

You won't even know I'm here.

Good.

Uh, I mean-- look, honey,
why don't you go on into bed,

and I'll be in in a minute?
OK.

I won't say another word.

Good.

Would you like
some hot chocolate?

Sorry.

Forget I said that.

Yes, that's right.

OK, thank you.

- Who was that?
- The exchange.

We'll be getting our
calls here today.

Oh, good.

Morning.

Hi, Rick.

Hi, June.

Hi, Rick.

- Where do you want these?
- Oh.

Why don't you put
them right here.

Look at the boss.

It's 10:30, and
he's still awake.

Haven't you got a class
to go to or something?

OK, but I'll be back.

See you later.

Bye.

Were you able to
contact Judge Willoughby?

Mm-mmm.

He'll be stopping
by in about an hour.

Oh, good Hope he doesn't mind.

No, evidently not.

Mrs. Bradley's going
to come by too.

Said it was no trouble at all.
Good.

Have we got her papers ready?
Yeah.

They're all right here.

I think we'd better get
started on these letters first.

OK.

The first one goes
to Charles Gordon.

Dear Mr. Gordon.

Let's see.

Where was I?

Dear Mr. crash, clatter, bang.

- Hello, Mrs. Bradley.
- Hello, David.

- Won't you come in?
- Thank you.

Hey, I'm sorry you had to come
all the way over to the house

here.
Perfectly all right.

I believe you
know Miss Edwards.

Hello.
Yes, indeed.

How are you, Mrs. Bradley?

Won't you sit down?

Thank you.

Here are the contracts.

I believe everything's in order.

There is a correction
on page two there.

It needs to be initialed.

All right.

My goodness,
something smells good.

I believe my
wife's baking a cake.

Oh.

Smells like orange.

I wonder if she's
using orange rind?

Gee, I really don't know.

Oh, smells so good.

I'd love to meet her.

Oh, sure.

June?

- Am I making too much noise?
- Oh, no.

We just smelled the cake baking.
Oh, gee.

I'm sorry.
Oh, no.

That's OK.

Mrs. Bradley just
wanted to meet you.

This is my wife.
Well, how do you do?

How do you do?

I was just wondering what kind
of a cake it is you're baking?

It smells so good.

Oh, well, thank you.

It's a spice cake.

I thought so.

I used to make
those all the time.

What kind of a frosting
are you going to put on it?

Well, I haven't decided yet.

I thought maybe a
plain white frosting.

Yes, that's nice.

Actually, I've never
made a spice cake before.

I usually try and stick
to something simple,

like a chocolate layer cake.

Yes, but it is fun to
experiment now and then.

I wonder if I might
see your kitchen?

Oh, certainly.

- Hello there, Dave.
- Morning, Judge.

Come on in.
Thank you.

I hope this wasn't too
inconvenient for you.

Oh, no, no, not at all.

In fact, I'm anxious to
get this thing settled.

Well, I'm talking to a client,
but I'll be right with you.

Or I was talking to a client.

Where did they go?

They're in the kitchen.
Morning, Judge Willoughby.

- Miss Edwards.
- Uh, sit down, Judge.

I'll be right with you.
Certainly.

Oh, David, you're
just in time.

Would you hand me the
powdered sugar, please?

- Oh, sure.
- Thank you.

Mrs. Bradley just insisted on
helping me with the frosting.

Isn't that nice?
Oh, yeah.

Sure is.

I'll sift the sugar, and
you can squeeze the lemons.

That's all, David.

We'll call you if we
need anything else.

I might as well go out
and talk to the judge.

Oh, darn.

What's matter?

Well, the disposal won't work.

Well, just push that
red button under the sink.

Gee, I'm sorry to
keep you waiting.

Oh, that's OK.

David?

Well, hi, Judge Willoughby.

Mrs. Nelson.

David, the disposal
still won't work.

Shall I call a plumber?
Oh, gee.

I don't know, honey.
Whatever you want to do.

I'm awful busy.

Well, let me
take a look at it.

Disposals are my specialty.

Oh, that's OK.
We can call the plumber.

Nonsense.

I fix ours all the time.

Do you have a broom handle?

Well, yes.

Oh, Mrs. Bradley.

It's Judge Willoughby.

Oh, how do you do?

How do you do, Mrs. Bradley?

Eh, now let me give
this a couple of turns.

- Oh, let me do that, Judge.
- What?

And spoil my fun?

Not on your life.

I'm sorry, dear,
but I didn't seem

to find the vanilla extract.
Oh, dear.

I guess it's not up there.
Oh, dear.

Well, if it's not up there--

Let me give her
another turn or two.

I guess we're out of it.

Hmm.

Well, let me look
underneath here.

Oh, why don't I
just call a plumber?

No, no.

I'll have this thing
figured out in a minute.

Yeah.

It's a different make than ours.

Just wait till you taste this.
You'll love it.

Yes ma'am.

Well, everybody's
busy in there.

Why don't we finish that letter
we started about two hours ago?

Oh, gee, Dave.

Would you mind holding
it for a few minutes?

Mrs. Bradley asked me
to run down to the store

and pick up a bottle
of vanilla extract.

Oh, my goodness.

Now, don't worry.

I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.

Oh, thank you.

Let me--

Well, thanks a lot, Judge.
Thanks for everything.

Hope the suit dries OK.

Oh, I'm sure it will.

I'll send you a bill for
my services in the morning.

You do and I'll
report to the plumber's union

for moonlighting.

Boy, this is rapidly
developing into a lost day.

I feel like I haven't
done anything.

You practically haven't.

Don't tell me Mrs. Bradley
forgot to sign these contracts.

No, she said she
signed them tomorrow.

She's bringing June back
a couple of recipes.

Oh, darn.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bother you.
That's OK.

What is it?

Oh, well, I was just
going to do a little ironing

in the bedroom.

In the bedroom?

So I wouldn't disturb you.

Look, honey.

I thought you were
going out today.

Oh, I just thought I'd
iron a few of these shirts.

Well, it's such
a beautiful day.

Why don't you go someplace?

I'm not sure I know
how to take that.

You don't have to push.

Would you like
some more coffee?

Oh, no, thanks, Mom.

I guess I'd better
be running along.

Well, where are you going?

Oh, I don't know.

I'm not going home,
that's for sure.

Oh, come on, now.

It can't be that bad.

Well, you weren't there.

It was awful.

I tried to stay out of the, way
but somehow I just couldn't.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Well, I won't be any
more trouble to him today.

I'm not going to go back home.

I'm not going to phone him.

I'm not even going
to mention his name.

That's the spirit.

We'll be back in
our office tomorrow,

so why don't you stop by
sometime in the afternoon?

OK, Mr. Benson.

Thanks for calling.

Bye.

Would you like to sign this?

You mean we have a
letter all ready to go?

Right.

Maybe I ought to just sign
it, frame it, and hang it

on the wall.
It's a shame to mail it out.

Oh, come on, now.
It hasn't been that bad.

Oh, I'll get it.

Hi.

Does this mean me?

It's just for June.

Hey, what's all that stuff?

Don't ask me.

It was just out
in the hall here.

It doesn't look too
attractive sitting out

in front of our office.

It looks like we're
having a rummage sale.

Hey, yeah.

That's it.

You mean we are
having a rummage sale?

No, but the woman's club is.

June told all the neighbors
to leave the stuff off here,

and she'd take it down to
the woman's club for them.

She probably forgot
all about it.

I think the sales
tonight, isn't it?

Yeah, I think it is.

And it's a cinch she
won't be back in time

to get it down there either.

You mean were elected?

We're elected.

See you at the
regular office tomorrow?

OK.

We'll be there even if
the whole office is gone.

OK.
Good night.

- Night.
- So long.

See you tomorrow.

Hi.

Oh, hi.

You timed that just right.

I've been hiding out in
the hall for 10 minutes.

Oh, come on, now.
You didn't have to do that.

Well, I didn't want
to take any chances.

Aren't you proud of me, I mean,
for staying out of your way

all afternoon?
Yes, I am.

I didn't cause
any trouble, did I?

No, I guess not.
Not really.

Well, it wasn't easy.

Took a lot of willpower
to stay away, you know?

Well, I guess it did it that.

There's only
one catch, though.

What's that?

You have to take
me out for dinner.

I should have brought something
home, but I forgot my money.

If you recall, I left the
house rather hurriedly.

I'm sorry about that.

There is something that
you forgot, though.

Oh, what's that?

I'll give you a hint--

the rummage sale.
Oh, no.

I didn't forget that.

I almost forgot, but
then I remembered.

No, you didn't.

I mean, all that stuff you
had the neighbors leave off

at the house here.
Yes, I know.

I'm a lot better
organized than you think.

See, I had all their names
and phone numbers written down

here, and I phoned them
from your mother's house.

And told them what?

And told them not disturb
you, to take the things right on

down to the women's club.

Wasn't that thoughtful of me?

Oh, hi, Mrs. Lockwood.

Hi, Mrs. Nelson.

Oh, Mr. Nelson, I'm
sorry to bother you,

but something
awful has happened.

Oh, what's the matter?

You remember I told you
the Fergusons were moving

into the next door apartment?

Well, some of their things were
stolen right out of the hallway

here.

Don't you worry about a thing.

My husband's a lawyer, and
he'll get you some fast action.

Goodness.

Don't you worry about a thing.

Well, thank you.

You're kind of
loving is my kind of loving.

My kind of loving is
your kind of loving.

Your kisses, they're
so thrilling,

and when you hold me,
you know I'm willing.

Give your love to me now.

I don't have to tell
you what's on my mind.

Ba, da, da, ba.

Cause baby, you know
we're two of a kind.

Ba, da, da, ba.

You got something I want,
and I want it so bad.

Ba, da, da, ba.

Come on, come on, give me
all the loving you have.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your kind of loving
is my kind of loving.

My kind of loving is
your kind of loving.

Your kisses, they're
so thrilling.

And when you hold me,
you know I'm willing.

Give your love to me, now.

Girl, it's time that
you stop shying away.

Ba, da, da, ba.

Yeah, yeah.

Stop listening to what
the others all say.

Ba, da, da, ba.

Girl, you're out of sight.

Girl, you're out of sight.

We'll do it up right.

We'll do it up right.

Let me hold you tight.

Let me hold tight.

Ah, tonight's the night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're kind of loving
is my kind of loving.

My kind of loving is
your kind of loving.

Oh, I need your loving,
baby, uh-huh, so bad.

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