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"The Adventures of Ozzie
and Harriet," starring

the entire Nelson family.

Here's Ozzie, here's Harriet,
here's David, here's Rick.

Here they are, America's
favorite family, the Nelsons.

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Oh, hiya, Rick.
You're just in time.

What's going on?

Hold it, you guys,
everybody in the living room.

I've got a class
in five minutes.

Nobody's leaving the premises.

Oh, get out of
the way, will you?

I've already paid my dues.

It has nothing
to do with that.

Come on, hurry up, Greg,
into the living room.

If this is one of
your practical jokes--

Believe me, it's no joke.

How about that?

How about what?

Well, what do you see?

The wall needs painting.

That's the least
of our worries.

The blue moose is missing!

- Gee, so it is.
- Well, when did this happen?

The blue moose-- the
blue moose is symbolic

of the glorious traditions
of our fraternity,

one of God's noblest creatures--

All right, knock it off.

Does anybody have any
idea what happened to it?

That's what we're
trying to find out.

Come on, now, somebody
must know something.

Well, it might
have been the two

Betas that came by last
night selling encyclopedias.

Selling encyclopedias?

When was this?

Oh, about midnight, I guess.

They asked me for
a glass of water.

And when I came
back, they were gone.

And so is our blue moose.

Yeah, I guess maybe it was.

Well, why didn't
you say something?

Well, I thought
maybe I was mistaken,

and whoever took
it would return it.

I might have known
it was the Betas.

Well, we'll just
have to get it back.

Hey, you guys,
Dean Hopkins is here.

- Dean Hopkins?
- What does he want?

We haven't done anything.

Excuse me, gentlemen, I'd like
to return something I believe

belongs to you.
The blue moose!

The blue moose.

The blue moon is symbolic
of the glorious traditions--

Never mind.

Thanks a million,
Dean Hopkins,

but where'd you find it?

You know darn well
where I found it.

It was staring into
my bathroom window.

Oh, no.

I stepped into the
shower this morning,

it scared me half to death.

Gee, that's terrible.

Somebody stole it from us, and
we had no idea where it was.

- I can imagine.
- Oh, well, that's right--

we don't want you
to think we did it.

We don't know
anything about it.

OK, let's not
overplay it, shall we?

You're breaking my heart.

Make sure it doesn't
happen again.

Yes, Sir.

No, Sir-- whatever you say.

Now, there's a meeting of the
Board of Trustees this week.

And we're going to have
some very important visitors

on campus.

So just remember that this
is a university and not

an amusement park.

So let's not have any corny
collegiate capers, no hijinks.

Is that clear?
Yes.

Yes, Sir.

I guess the dean
was a little upset.

Not half as upset
as we ought to be.

Can you imagine
those dirty Betas?

Yeah.

Don't worry we'll figure out
some way to get even with them.

And as for you,
I'm surprised at you.

And wipe that smile
off your face.

Here you are.

Say, what's this I
hear about the Betas?

I understand they really
put one over on you guys.

So we've been told.

Yeah, by everybody
on the campus.

Oh, I'm sorry, fellas.

I didn't realize I was
in such a sensitive area.

So help me, the next
guy that says anything

about the Betas
putting one over on us

is going to get a
poke in the nose.

OK, OK.

Hi, Dave.

Oh, hi, Jack.

Hi.

Hi, Dave.

Hi, Dave.

I understand the Betas really
pulled a fast one on you guys.

So help me, the next
guy who says anything

about the Betas
putting one over on us

is going to get a
poke in the nose.

They got the moose, huh?

Yeah.

That's a disgrace.

How'd that ever happen?

Don't make me tell you.

It was so easy, it
was embarrassing.

Did you guys ever have
any trouble with the Betas

when you were in school?

We sure did.

Of course, it was always
on a friendly basis.

But that's been going
on for about 50 years.

Hey, in fact, I was just
talking to Harry Doyle about it

the other day.
Who's Harry Doyle?

He's one of the older alumni,
class of '25 or '26, I think.

Anyway, he was telling me
that when he was in school,

they dug a tunnel all the
way over to the Beta house.

A tunnel?

You mean, connecting
the two houses?

Yeah, they had the Betas
going crazy for weeks.

Furniture would be moved
around, stuff would be missing,

animals would show up
in their living room.

Boy, wouldn't
that be something

if it was still there?

Oh, I think the guy was
probably putting you on,

don't you think, Dave?

Well, it's possible,
but I don't think so.

He said the dean made 'em
wall it in or break it

up or something.

Gee, sure would be great
if we could uncover it.

Well, there's
always the possibility

that Dave is putting us on.

There's one way to find out.

Excuse me, Dave.

Hey, hey, you guys,
you forgot your check.

Wally?

If there's a tunnel around
here, it sure is well hidden.

No, I don't see any
loose bricks or anything.

Now wait a second, let's
figure this out logically.

Which way is north?

That way.

OK, now, it's not
that way because that's

the furnace room.

It's obviously not this wall.

So the only logical
thing is, it's got

to be one of these two walls.

And my guess is it's
that wall over there.

Hey, I found the secret tunnel!

- Well, how's it look?
- Great.

It's completely dry.

Looks like it's in
pretty good condition.

How far does it go?

All the way to the Beta house,
just like the old guy said.

No kidding?
Did you get in?

No, it's sealed off.

But it's just a rusty
old grate, like a vent.

I'm sure it'll
push right through.

Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's go.

Well, wait a second, what
do we do when we get there?

Yell surprise?

No, that's no good.

How about turning all
their furniture upside-down?

No, that's too mild.

Look, we've got to think
of something real funny.

Yeah, and sneaky,
something they won't forget

in a hurry, a real dirty trick.

Let's see-- who do we know
is capable of working out

something dirty,
sneaky, and underhanded?

Say no more, gentlemen.

I accept the nomination.

Tunnel through the Beta house?

Yeah, from our cellar
right through to theirs.

We're going to slip
over there tonight

and gimmick up their place.
Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go.

Well, wait a second,
we have to figure out

what we're going to do first.
Yeah, Wally's working on it.

Patrol number
one reporting, Sir.

What'd you find out?

Well, they're
expecting us, all right.

They've got guys stationed
all around the house,

covering the doors, the windows.

They even got a
guy up on the roof.

Does that mean they
know about the tunnel?

Well, heck no.

It's just that they expect
some sort of retaliation

for stealing the blue moose.

Oh, what'd you find out?

Gopher patrol reporting, Sir.

The tunnel's all clear.

And the grate at the
other end is loosened,

so you just have to push it in.
Well, what are we waiting for?

Well, we need a report
from the demolition and games

committee, in the person
of Brother Plumstead.

And speaking of
Brother Plumstead--

Here he comes now.
Ta-da!

Oh, thank you, one and all.

I've been thinking
about you, fellows.

Oh, here, Kent, I
know you like candy.

Oh, thank you.

And Greg, I've
been watching you.

It's about time you
learned to smoke.

Have a cigar.

Would you take that
chair over for Dink?

He looks tired.
Hey, thanks, Wally.

Well, did you come
up with anything yet?

Well, it wasn't easy.

Besides, I've been busy
picking the flowers.

Flowers?
What for?

What for?

Because I think the
occasion calls for it.

Besides, they smell so nice.

See?

It's got this
little rubber ball.

You put it on a chair, and
when someone sits on it--

Niagara Falls.

Hey, what's in this candy?

Oh, wait a minute.

Here's some water.

Hey, what kind
of a glass is this?

It's crawling up my clothes!

Oh, that must be the
white mice I let fly.

OK, fellas, meeting's adjourned.

All right, you
guys, no noise and positively

no lights.
What time is it?

It's about 1:30.

Now remember, put
everything back in its place.

OK, who's first?
I am.

In you go.

You're next.

What do you have there, Kent?

The white mice and the
butter for the doorknobs.

Remember, we'll meet
you at the other end.

And no noise.

Sh.

Quiet.

Is
there anybody left?

Just Jim.

He's coming right along.
Ah!

Sh.

Thigh bone
connected to the knee bone.

Cut it out, will ya?

Come on.

This way, fellas.

- Where are we?
- I don't know.

I'm all turned around.

Where do I put the skeleton?

I'll put it in their closet.

Come on, fatso.

Sh.

- Hi, Rick.
- Oh, hi, Jack.

Any of the fellas here?

Yeah, they're over
in the booth there.

Oh, yeah.

Have you seen any of the Betas?

Yeah, a couple of
them were in earlier.

- Did they say anything?
- What do you mean?

About what?

Well, did they
mention anything unusual

that happened at their
house last night?

Not to me.
What's going on, anyway?

Wally asked me
the same question.

- I'll tell you about it later.
- Please do.

- Hi, fellas.
- Oh, hi, Rick.

Did you hear anything
from the Betas yet?

No, not a word.

They're probably playing
it cool till they

get a line on who did it.

Don't worry about that.
They know who did it, all right.

Hey, I wonder who
got the hot candy.

Hey, would you mind not
making faces like that?

People will think it's the food.
Oh, sorry.

- Have you tried the cigars yet?
- Oh, probably not.

It's too early.
Hi, fellas.

- Hi, Dave.
- Hi, Dave.

Hey, have you seen
any of the Betas?

No.
Why?

Boy, wait till you hear
what we did to 'em last night.

Tell him, Rick.

Well, remember
that secret tunnel

you told us about between
our house and the Betas?

Yeah?
What about it?

Well, we did a
little investigating

and found out that
it's still there.

Oh, yeah?
Well, what good will that do?

- What good will it do?
- Don't you understand?

We opened it up again,
and it still leads right

into the Betas' basement.

Are you kidding?

Well, what are
you talking about?

Well, the Betas haven't
lived there for about 15 years.

The university
owns the house now.

Dean Hopkins lives there.

Dean Hopkins?

Yeah.

Hey, what are you
guys doing, anyway?

Oh, just a little
precautionary measure

in case the dean
shows up unexpectedly.

Are you kidding?

Just playing it safe.

Farewell to
thee, old alma mater.

Hey, where are you going?

Oh, I thought it
might be a nice idea

to go visit my poor
old mom and dad

who live far, far away,
where the dean can't find me.

That's ridiculous.

Sounds like a pretty
good idea to me.

You'd better go
out the back way.

Hey, where are you going?

Oh, I just thought I'd
go out for a little walk.

What are you guys
so worried about?

Oh, nothing, nothing at all,
especially when the Dean finds

out who booby-trapped his house.

Well, how's he
going to find out?

We're certainly not
going to tell him.

And we're the only ones
that know about it.

Suppose he finds the tunnel.

Well, why would
he even look for it?

He doesn't know where it is.

Yeah, you know,
maybe he's right.

Well, if he's wrong,
it's farewell

to thee, old alma mater.

OK.

Well, you know, I
had a feeling all along

that wasn't the Beta house.

Well, what are we going to do?

I think we ought to just
sit tight till it blows over.

Or up.

Well, anyway, maybe
the dean won't even

notice some of that stuff.

Has anybody seen
the newspaper?

"Foreign
dignitaries on campus.

Delegates from 15 nations here
to attend International Peace

Through Education Convention.

There will be an
informal reception

at the home of Dean
Hopkins, followed

by a luncheon at the
president's home."

Oh, great.

A reception at
the dean's house?

- Yeah.
- When is this?

In about an hour.

Mi, mi, mi--

Farewell
to thee, old alma mater--

Hey, just a second--

we have to figure out some way
to get that stuff out of there.

Rick's right.

I mean, can you imagine
the embarrassment

if one of those
foreign educators

should get a hold of
an exploding cigar?

Well, what about those
collapsible chairs?

And the hot candy.

What about their wives?

I mean, with all those
mice running around.

Peace through education?

This is liable to turn into
an international incident.

Hey, here's an idea-- how
about an anonymous phone call?

Dean Hopkins, your
house is bugged.

We've got to sneak
back through the tunnel

and get that stuff out of
there before the guests arrive.

In broad daylight?

That's a suicide mission.

OK, I'll volunteer.

It'll take two of us.

We need one other guy.

OK--

Now, wait a minute,
I wasn't volunteering.

I was just making
like a chicken.

You don't want me,
I'll spoil everything.

I crack under pressure.
Come on.

This was all your fault.

In case you get
caught, remember,

don't give your
right fraternity.

Very funny.

Come on, let's go.

OK.

Let's get the skeleton first.

OK.

Sh.

Hey, wait a second,
somebody's coming.

I'm awfully sorry, dear.

I had no idea there'd
be so many people.

Well, I just don't know
what I'm going to do.

You should have
given me more notice.

Now, stop worrying.

You won't be alone.

I'll be here, you know?

You'd better be.

I hope they all speak English.

Well, I'm sure
we'll manage somehow.

Hmm, we're not
going to have too much

in the way of refreshments.

Well, there doesn't
have to be much.

The luncheon's at 12:30.

And I'll give you a hand.

Well, OK.

Oh--

Well, what's the matter?

I-- I saw a
little white mouse.

Oh, come on now, dear, you're
getting yourself all worked up

over this.

Wait here.

They're in the kitchen.

What's our strategy?

We can't go in there now.

They're liable to
come out and catch us.

What do we do?

Wait a second.

How many waiter's coats
do we have at the house?

About a half a dozen.
Why?

I got a great idea.

Come on.

Come on, will you?

I'm stuck!

Ow!

Well, they're
starting to arrive.

Oh, how do I look?

Fine, fine.

You look beautiful.

You all set?

No, but open the door anyway.

- Good morning, Dean Hopkins.
- Good morning, Dean Hopkins.

- Good morning.
- Hello, boys.

Well, I'm sorry I can't
see you right now.

We're expecting guests.

Yes, Sir, we know that--
some very distinguished guests,

as a matter of fact.

That's why we're here.

We read about the
foreign dignitaries who

are going to be your guests.

So we wanted to come over
and volunteer our services,

and help in any way we can.

You know, greet the guests,
serve the hors d'oeuvres,

keep the place tidy.

Oh.

Well, I don't mean
to sound suspicious,

but isn't this a bit unusual?

Oh, well, perhaps so.

But after all, this is
an unusual occasion.

And we figured it'd give
you and your charming wife

an opportunity to devote
more time to your guests.

I think that's a lovely
idea, a beautiful thought.

Don't you, dear?

Well, yes, I suppose--

Don't worry about a thing.

We'll take care of everything.

I hope so.

I'll get it.

Oh, buenos dias, señor.

Buenos dias.

- Buenos dias.
- Buenos dias.

- Bonjour.
- Oh--

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Um--

Good morning.

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

Good morning.

Come on in, folks.

Morning.

Right this way.

Oh, how do you?

Very, very nice
to see you again.

Oh, how nice to see you.

What are we going
to do about him?

Well, put a hat
and coat on him,

and I'll sneak him outside.
Yeah.

OK.

Hors d'oeuvre?

Say, isn't that beautiful?

What's that?

This painting.

I never saw anything
quite like it.

Oh.

Oh, well, thank you.

I painted that last summer.

Oh, really?

It's beautiful.

What the heck are you doing?

Oh, that's very good.

Oh, that's just what
I was looking for.

Ooh--

I'll take that, Dean.

Well, thank you.

Would you care for
an hors d'oeuvre?

- No thank you.
- Are you sure?

They're very good.

No, no, thank you.

May I cut that for you, sir?

Thank you.

How about that?

Have one of these.

Allow me.

Thank you.

Oh, no, no, no--

oh, pardon me.

I just wanted to
see what time it is.

Very much.

Very nice.

I do, thank you.

Thank you.

Very nice seeing you.

Thank you.

Very nice meeting you.

Adios.

Did you get all the mice?

Yeah, they're
all safe and sound.

What are you
jumping around for?

I got a couple of
them in my pocket.

I hope we haven't
forgotten anything.

Yeah, so do I.

Well, we got the
candy and the cigars.

What about the flowers
and the breakaway chair?

Well, nobody noticed them.
We can sneak them out later.

Sh.

Boys, you were just wonderful.

- You certainly were.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know what we ever
would have done without you.

Oh-- may I?

Oh, yes, of course.

I wonder where this came from.

Oh, it looks like
some sort of a cane.

Oh, don't be
silly, it's a gavel.

Why would somebody be carrying
a gavel around with them?

Hmm, seems a little
heavy in the head.

Ooh!

Ooh, I'm terribly
sorry, Dean Hopkins.

Well, fellas, I must
admit I'm a bit puzzled.

But since you've been so
helpful to Mrs. Hopkins and me,

I'm not going to embarrass you
by asking for any explanations.

Oh, thank you very much, Dean.

Well, let's just say we
discovered a little secret,

but we're going to
forget about it.

Good.

Oh-- oh, fellas, would you
care to leave by the front door

or through the tunnel
in the basement?

Oh, have the boys gone?

Oh, yes, just a moment ago.

What on earth happened to you?

Oh, it was nothing.

I just got a little water
spilled on me, that's all.

By the way, did you see
those flowers over there?

Why, no.

Where did they come from?

They're very unusual.

Here, smell them.

Oh!

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