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Previously on "Southern Charm".

Hey!

Look who it is.

After JT arrived in paradise-

Craig, you're lying.

It was loud and clear.

All hell broke loose.

What you said flamed us!

What you said flamed that.

No, I didn't say what you said!

And even though

Venita tried to convince him to stay-

No.

No, no cameras.

Okay.

Come on in.

After our one-on-one-

I'm being real and I want this friendship to work.

Well, it's about time.

I've been real this whole time.

He hightailed it back to Charleston.

Meanwhile, Sienna was still ghosting Shep.

I spiraled last night 'cause of Sienna.

Whatever this is isn't healthy.

I know.

And it was up to me, yes, me,

to talk him off the ledge.

Maybe I don't even deserve it.

I'm a----ing wild son of a bitch.

How am I a good idea for anybody?

Well, I think you deserve to be loved

as much as you're giving.

♪ She's a hurricane

♪ Baby, it's not so easy

♪ Ba ba du

♪ Mm-hmm

Thank you guys so much.

I appreciate you all.

All right, guys, see you soon.

Alright, well, let's go up and we can get ready for dinner.

And there we go.

Bless.

Okay.

Home again, home again.

Jiggety jig.

It is kinda hot in here.

Oh my God, I'm so sunburned.

Craig.

What are you doing?

Drying off.

Are you out of the shower?

Why, what's up?

You're gonna think I'm an idiot.

What?

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah.

I've got this necklace.

Do I look like a----ing total tool if I give it to her?

I got her a really nice necklace.

It's a megalodon tooth,

so the giant, prehistoric on a necklace.

Why, when are you gonna see her?

I'm gonna see her tonight.

She's coming to dinner.

She wants to see me.

The necklace isn't the weird thing.

The dinner is.

So if she's coming to dinner, give her the necklace.

Okay.

I think the decision's dinner.

She's coming to dinner.

Why is she coming to dinner?

You slept on the beach last night because of her.

- Eh. - If we're gonna be real.

Yeah, I did.

You don't have to be a rocket scientist

to see that she doesn't like him.

Shep's gonna continue to get led on

so what's the point of having her at dinner?

I know she's a good person, and we're, we had a-

I'm not challenging if she's a good person or not.

No, I know.

We had a,

we have a connection.

No, you don't, not anymore.

You're broken up.

That's over.

You don't know, you don't know.

What good does it do you to get dinner?

It doesn't matter, it's happening.

When Craig gets it in his mind

that something's not right for one of his friends,

he will not back down.

He's very resolute.

It's okay.

She's coming.

But, like, don't ask me to be rational in this moment.

That's ridiculous.

Hey, I'll act like,

I'll act like it doesn't bother me.

I mean, it does a little, but like,

I can handle this. - Okay, fine, fair.

- I can handle this. - Fair, fair.

How about this?

- Shep, it does bother you. - No, how about-

No, I like being around her.

I love being around her. - How about this?

Okay.

How about this?

We don't get to ignore the end result tonight.

However the---- you end up tonight-

No, no, we're gonna have a talk.

If I'm looking for you again in the hotel

at four in the morning-

Okay.

Then you listen to me

and you don't----ing talk to her ever again.

I got you.

I got you.

I'm just saying.

I know.

- Hey- - If this goes awry,

then we're done with her.

Spell awry.

Okay, I am gonna go walk with Sienna

down to where we're eating,

and we're gonna hang out and have fun.

And I appreciate everybody's advice and concern.

And I'm gonna be lovely to her.

I know you will.

Would you have an opinion on something?

Shep doesn't listen to what we say.

Is what Craig is saying to Shep true?

I think yes.

Is the way that he's delivering it wrong?

I think yes as well.

Craig is just being a dick.

Jesus Christ.

Knock, knock.

Santa Claus is here.

Yeah, decent enough.

Come on in.

Howdy.

I mean, you've never looked hotter.

Here you go.

Wow.

Here you go.

You're coming to dinner, right?

Yeah.

So tell me about this boat cruise this morning.

What did I miss?

It was a massive yacht.

It was great.

It was a good day.

Yeah?

Shep was just being sad over Sienna.

Like, simp.

What the---- s wrong with him

Dude, he can't wrap his head around the fact

that she's not into him.

Okay, could you imagine bringing all your----ing friend

and coming here and then not getting laid?

Whitney, don't laugh.

How----ing terrible.

I want you to do like smokey eyes.

Smokey eye with these tits?

I'll look like a whore.

It's not like

you don't look like the one anyway.

You could put all your black on and see you soon, devil.

Austen, do me a favor.

If things get intense, just grab my arm.

Dude, I'm so confused why you're so worked up about it.

Because I'm sensitive to, like, justice

and the right and wrong. - He's an empath.

That sounds like JT, dude.

Oh.

He literally is like, "I want the truth."

I'm just telling the truth.

I'm sticking with the truth.

A true friend just will tell you the hard truth.

Okay, but that doesn't mean

that no one else in the world wants it.

Hello.

How are you doing, sir?

Good, I'm Shep.

Nice to meet you.

Demiko.

Demiko?

- Yes, sir. - The pleasure's mine.

All right, all right.

Welcome.

So what's up?

Talk to me.

Basically, what you're gonna have tonight,

you're gonna have a nice Bahamian flavor menu.

Conch salad with just some boiled lobster

and your tomahawk steak.

I was hoping this dinner

would be a coronation of our relationship

and then ride off into the sunset.

And here I am, like, entering enemy territory almost.

Like, I don't know where I stand.

It's such a difficult position to be in.

It's hard to express.

And is there a fire over there?

Yeah, you got a fire pit here for-

Let me see.

Afterwards.

Oh, cool.

Do you have a lighter?

Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.

- Sounds good, man. Hey. - Good to meet you.

- Good to meet you. - All right and-

Thank you.

Looking forward to tonight.

Yeah, yeah.

Be careful what you wish for.

Ah, yes.

I gotta take my shoes off.

I took my shoes off too.

Yeah.

How are you?

Good to see you.

You look super tan.

I did. I've gotten a lot of sun.

Well, this is it.

- This is amazing. - Is it satisfactory?

This is beautiful.

Come sit down.

Have a seat.

How are you?

I'm good.

You look fantastic.

Thank you.

And I told you I got you a gift

and I'm gonna give it to you.

Oh, yeah?

Do you want it?

I like gifts.

You like gifts?

That's my love language.

Really?

Okay.

Are you nervous?

Are you weird?

No, I'm curious to see what it is.

Ah!

Aw, this is so nice.

- It's a megalodon tooth. - It's a shark necklace.

Yeah, but that's like the prehistoric shark

that was like bigger than all the other sharks.

Thank you.

You like it?

Look at that.

I think I'll wear it right now.

You will?

How does it look?

I mean, it really accentuates

your wonderful chest.

You're so silly.

Like it? - Yeah.

Yeah, I do.

I think you look beautiful, as always.

Thank you.

Oh, thanks.

Is my hair blowing in the wind?

I love your hair, and you know that.

I want you to know that you're wonderful.

And the number one thing is we

undeniably have a connection,

and whatever we were is really rare in this world.

It's been a whirlwind, and passion, and love.

That's why I invited you to Italy

to meet my brother, and sister, and my nieces,

and my mom and dad.

And I was like, all right, this is it.

That's why this is just,

it's just nonsense.

It's so sudden.

It's like being cut, my head being cut off.

I just-

Actually, it doesn't feel like that at all.

It feels like a death by a thousand paper cuts, honestly.

But we weren't in a relationship.

So what were the moments that we had?

Like, what was that, just like a aberration or something?

No, I wouldn't,

we had a lot of fun with each other,

and we were always having a good time.

You know?

That's, like, really minimizing it in my mind.

Hello.

Hi.

Welcome to paradise.

Thanks, yeah.

Look how beautiful.

I thought today was really nice.

Yeah, I agree.

I took a nice little nap.

I should.

Really? - Did you at all?

No.

Where were you?

I took a nap, I sat in the shower-

- I hung out with Whitney. - For a while.

How's Whitney?

He's Whitney, having a blast.

I wonder if Sienna's gonna show up or not.

If not, Shep's gonna cry.

Have you ever seen him so emotional?

Really? - Mm-mm.

I mean, I really do think

he's just having a taste of his own medicine.

I'm like, yeah, it's not a good feeling, is it?

Mm-mm.

Like, it tastes bad.

Yeah.

Oh, here's Leva.

Aw.

Hello!

Hi!

Look how pretty you look.

How are you guys?

What did I miss?

I'm dying to know what's going on.

Like, is everybody getting along?

I would say yeah.

For the most party, yeah. - For now.

Sienna's here.

That's been a whole debacle. - Yeah.

What do you mean?

They haven't stayed together one night.

She hasn't stayed the night with him.

He hasn't stayed with her.

Like, don't you think that's weird?

It's very bizarre.

So when I met her at the dog party,

she, like, winked at me.

She was like, "You know, girl,

I'm here for, like, a good time, not a long time."

Guys, they end up, like, turning 40,

and then, like, one day, they meet a girl

that's like in their 20s and, like, way faster,

way better at the game.

Like, that girl just schools them,

and then they feel 40-something.

So she's just not that into him.

Coming up.

Craig, the necklace.

He got me a megalodon tooth.

It was the same one you got me.

We were in love.

Will you admit that?

I don't know if we were in love.

You felt love, and that's what we talked about.

We talked about...

I mean, like, gimme.

Like, tell me.

It's not like there was an event

that occurred that, like, oh----.

Like, it was,

we were, like, ticking to the top of a rollercoaster

and on a journey.

We weren't even in a relationship.

All right, are you all ready?

Come on.

All right.

Everyone ready? - I changed.

That's really cute.

Ooh, yeah.

Go.

Hi, sherbet short.

Thank you, sir, thank you.

I totally disagree with that assessment.

I can't agree to disagree.

We didn't have a label on it.

I----ing hate labels.

I just know how I felt,

and I'm pretty sure I know how you felt.

I feel a little sick.

I've had my heart broken about three or four times,

but this might be the first time

that I've tried to fight for somebody

when it appears that they didn't want it.

I feel like Ophelia in "Hamlet", unrequited love.

Or is that "Macbeth"?

I forgot.

I'm hurt, without a doubt, and it sucks.

And I'm gonna think about you.

I can't help that, you know?

But if this is the last time we see each other,

let's, I guess, have a good night, you know?

This is cool.

I mean...

Oh.

Is Craig gonna fire dance?

- Oh! - I would love to fire dance.

You did that last year.

Yeah, you did.

Craig, fire dancing.

I would love to...

Oh, God.

We were together for a month.

Jesus Christ.

Why is he doing this?

- Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. - No.

They're out here. - My friends are here.

Let's go.

Let's have fun.

Hey, guys.

What do we got here?

We have Bahama Mama and Sky Juice.

And and what's Sky Juice?

It's rum.

Thank you very much.

Oh, look who's here?

What, who?

Sienna's here.

Oh.

Hey!

Hey, guys.

Hello. - Hey!

How are you?

- I'm good. How's your day? - Good, good, good, good.

Austen's such a----ing pussy.

We missed you today.

The boat was-

I know.

A lot of fun.

Well, let's just sit.

- Yes. - I don't wanna say hi.

My version of friendship is being honest and tough love.

And Austen being an enabler to Shep

is not being a good friend.

Hey, good to see you.

Hey!

- You look good. - Thank you.

You remember Whitney.

Of course I do.

You do?

- What's up? - How can you forget?

I'm good.

Yeah.

She's the one who reached out to me first.

Oh, wait, what?

Sienna and him used to talk on Raya before Shep.

How's it going?

Everything's fine.

Did she dump you or no?

Basically.

Yeah, she did?

Shut up.

A glass of champagne, please.

Across.

Yeah, they're gonna sit across.

No, put them together.

No, they're across, Taylor.

They're across. - Why?

- Because they're across. - Across is good.

Shepard.

- Thank you. - Okay, let's go.

All right.

Well, this is a very pretty table setting.

Shep!

- Mm-hmm, where am I? - Come sit by me.

You and Sienna should come here.

Boom, boom.

Boom.

We're next to each other again.

Finally.

This is really nice. And you guys wanna look at the menu?

It's limited, but I like it.

What did you do today?

A very boring day.

You guys have fun?

We did.

It was so beautiful.

And we got to swim

and, yeah. - Great.

I love this time in the night where everyone's acting-

Normal?

Honestly, this is like

when everyone's like their fakest right now.

Thank you.

Conch salad.

Wow, here we go.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

What a lovely night this is.

I know, it's really nice

Without little bitch ass here,

it's a lovely night. - Ugh!

JT.

Where is JT?

In hell.

He's face down in the ocean.

Craig, she's at your house waiting for you.

The only thing I'm concerned about right now is JT.

Like, is he on the plane? Did he make it to the airport?

Like, how's his blood sugar?

Like, is he eating okay?

What is he drinking?

How's he feeling?

Those are the things I'm concerned about.

--- this dinner.

Sienna, me, Shep, and Taylor, and Molly went snorkeling.

It was-

You know there are sharks out there, right?

You're very lucky you got out alive.

Oh, by the way, speaking of sharks,

Craig, the necklace.

What?

He got me a megalodon tooth.

He was very excited to give you that.

Oh my gosh, that is really nice.

Oh, he has been talking about that

the whole trip. - Good job.

Taylor, you have that necklace, right?

It's the same one you got me.

I'm gonna give Taylor her birthday present.

It's a great white tooth necklace.

I love that.

No, you had the great white. That's the megalodon.

He stays original in what he gives out to his girls.

Yeah, yeah.

It's a Charleston classic.

I think it's a Shep classic.

How's he doing?

'Cause he was very emotional.

Are you doing okay?

I'm okay.

It's just that

I told him we should just take a step back from things.

You know, I think Shep's someone who kind of needs someone

who is going to be in the passenger seat of his life,

and I'm just not in a position

to be in the passenger seat of Shep's life.

I don't even have a car.

I'm kidding, passenger seat.

I do have a car.

It's a Buick.

It's not- - I know.

It's not very exciting, yeah.

I have a question.

Do you see yourself in three years

being married and settling down,

like, maybe like, you know,

living jointly between Charleston and Nassau,

or getting even your own place in-

Whitney.

No, I'm curious.

To get to that place, we would first need to,

a, define the relationship, which we never did,

and go through those steps.

What is, sorry-

It's such a new age thing.

I'm such a busybody, but like,

how would you define your relationship as it is now?

As it is now?

We're not in a relationship right now.

Coming up.

I was like,---- me, like, trying not to be an alcoholic

is now affecting my friendship with Austen.

...

How would you define your relationship as it is now?

As it is now?

We're not in a relationship right now.

I'm sorry.

I'm okay with it.

What am I gonna do, cry in my ceviche?

No, don't cry.

I'll cry if you cry, damn.

Oh, I'll cry.

Shep, you have not smiled at all the last two days.

That's not true.

You have been so stressed out.

I've been melancholy.

What happened?

You stressed him out so much

that he blacked out and slept on the beach.

That's true.

Old habits die hard, friend.

A lot.

I know.

Shep's allowed to get drunk, you know, because he's sad

and fall asleep in the - ing beach if he wants to.

I mean, he is a grown man.

But if you ask Craig, you know, he's like,

he's a 45-year-old drunk.

Craig doesn't think that he'll ever change.

You were your worst version of yourself the last two days

because you've been like-

That's not very nice to say.

We've had a lot of fun.

We've had a lot of nice moments together.

I know, but I feel like

you're----ing torturing yourself with this.

- No, I'm not. I'm good. - You wanna date.

Did you tell her that you wanna date her

and be exclusive? - Yeah.

And I'm going to Cuba tomorrow.

And what did Sienna say?

It might have been too little too late.

You don't wanna be with him right now,

or you don't wanna be with him ever?

Or could it be something that could be worked on?

It's not a bad question to ask.

Pardon?

Like, why did you tell Shep that you loved him

when you just, then you just backed off twice?

Guys, don't grill her too bad, please.

Well, this is fun.

Hmm?

I said, well, this is fun.

Anyway.

This is so sad.

He's clearly just got played for a fool

in front of everybody.

And I'm like, Sienna, it's time to leave.

Come here.

- Hmm? - Come and talk to me.

Do you wanna talk?

Let's go talk. - More?

Yeah.

Everybody's been drinking all day.

It's okay.

It's not okay

As long as you're okay, Shep.

No, I'm uncomfortable.

I don't like to be talked about in this way,

and I don't like you- - Neither do I,

especially since I wanted to save us addressing

the problem. - You wanna-

I wanted to save it for after the trip,

but you insisted that we sit down and talk about it.

Craig is sitting here being like, "Say something!"

I'm like, I just don't wanna sh-- down her throat.

Every second that she's here, she gives him false hope

every second that she's here.

I understand that.

But what are we gonna do, just sit here and crush her, dude?

She just doesn't like him.

What I wanted is for me to come here

and us be madly in love, you know?

Hmm.

And that was like, we missed it by the little window.

Don't know how, don't know why.

Yeah.

She's running for cover.

That's how I see it.

She knows the truth, but she doesn't wanna say it.

It's just sad to see things break down in front of you.

I just don't want you to be on the firing line

for an hour and a half.

That's not fair.

It's not cool.

I should leave, probably.

I think that's probably best.

And that's not an indication of what I want to have happen.

You understand? - That's okay.

No, I got it.

Oh my God.

Jesus.

Austen sucks.

I need another drink.

Hey, she's gonna leave.

Okay, yeah, okay.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm sorry.

Y'all are dealing with what you're dealing with.

It's very raw.

And it's really no one else's

---- business. - I know.

And I thought it was a good idea, and I was wrong.

Yeah.

Fireworks for the worst----ing dinner ever.

Should we eat?

Are we done?

Do y'all wanna go over there?

Yeah.

Let's go have fun.

That's kind of beautiful.

Look.

Ugh.

Hello, sir.

Can I get eight shots of Sambuca?

Sienna, I thought even though we didn't,

I guess, define it, which I hate that.

It's like such a millennial thing.

But are you, are you a millennial?

I don't know what I am.

At my age, I know that you don't find this often.

I'm sorry, you don't.

You have to honor it and give it a chance.

Okay, I'm gonna go

and bring them shots. - Okay.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Is it rude for me to leave

and not say bye to everyone? - No.

Okay, we have shots of Sambuca.

No, Molly?

Here you go.

Do you want a shot of Sambuca?

What the hell is that?

Sure. - Madison?

Okay, figures.

Bye.

See you.

I feel bad for this whole thing.

You feel bad for her?

No, no.

I just feel bad that the guy's heart is broken, dude.

That's it.

Where are they?

Don't hate me.

I love the smell of you.

Don't hate me, Shep.

How could I ever hate, how could I ever hate you?

I love you.

Coming up.

You are an embellisher.

And you know this.

To put you

in the best light possible. - I'm a lawyer!

- Exactly! - I'm a lawyer

and a storyteller!

Don't hate me, Shep.

How could I ever hate, how could I ever hate you?

I love you.

He's not a----ing idiot.

Okay.

We know that.

He's 44 years old.

We read the text.

She could not be more clear

that she doesn't - ing like him.

---- We know that.

And then she's gotta go away.

See you.

Bye.

- This has gotta be - ing awful for Taylor.

Taylor, is this like a meat grinder for you

to watch him fight for a girl and he didn't fight for you?

Ooh.

No.

Honestly, not at all.

No, I'm saying, like,

it would drive me----ing nuts.

- Truly, truly. - Oof, that's...

Last year, I would not have been in a good place.

So glad that that is not me.

It's not my circus.

I'm good.

To be completely honest, I feel a little bit bad for Shep.

But I'm going, I'm sorry, but you're doing it to yourself.

Where's Shep right now?

All right, a little lobster.

At this age, you should be very confident in who you are

and confident in your life.

And you're not, and it's very pathetic.

Oh, no, Shep's by himself.

Look at this man.

Guys.

Don't mind if I do.

- Oh, are they over there? - Oh my gosh.

Okay. - Oh, is he eating alone?

Crying into his peas and rice.

Seeing Shep heartbroken is a little sad.

But, you know, now I think he knows what it feels like

to get his heart broken,

and sometimes that's a lesson that we all need to be taught.

Let me go, let me...

I'm gonna ask him if he's all right.

He actually seems kinda sad.

Why are you sad by yourself?

She was just in the firing line.

I feel terrible about this whole thing.

We are your friend first, team Shep first.

I know.

He ruined a dinner by fighting a fake girlfriend,

which I told him not to----ing do.

Ha.

She's not giving me what you want.

She did.

She's giving you what you're used to doing to other women.

Maybe.

It's very, very sad

'cause Shep is coming off of a long-term relationship

where he messed up and tried to fix it.

And now, he's, like, genuinely opening up his art again

and this girl is just like, tss tss tss tss, ripping at it.

I'm here to be real, and I'm here to be raw.

Yeah.

And you're gonna know how I feel.

And I'm gonna lean on you, and that's what friendship is.

That's what true friendship is.

- He's defeated - The Bob Marley quote.

Yeah.

True friends are like stars.

They're only evident when it's dark.

And it's dark, and y'all are here.

Thank you for being a star, a superstar.

All right, I'll see you in a minute.

Okay.

How's the night going so far?

It's----ing terrible.

Thank you for asking.

Oh, man.

Yeah, so the girl, Sienna, she's Miss Bahamas,

and I've been seeing her for a few months.

You know when, like, something's like cool

and you're like, what happened, why?

And that's kind of what's happening.

So I'm having to deal with that in real time.

You know what I mean?

But it's cool.

I said all of this would happen.

I, okay.

I said if you invite her to dinner,

it's gonna---- the whole dinner up.

Okay, Craig.

Jesus, man.

Austen, I know that you love me.

Yeah.

But do you have a hard time not hating me?

Sometimes-

Yeah, sometimes, sure.

Sometimes I look at your face when I do----

and I was like, "He - ing hates me."

It's the same,

I have the same thought about you, Craig.

I'm like, "This mother----er hates me."

Craig and Austen have a genuine friendship,

and I just think that they've gotta clear the air

if they really wanna try to mend this.

I went to meet up with Craig.

I thought that he was going to take some criticism,

but he handles zero criticism.

Like, this divorce that you two are in,

what are we gonna do about it?

'Cause like, I think he loves you.

These two honestly just need to kiss and make up.

I'm sick of it.

Like, tell me what I do that drives you so----ing mad.

So you will,

you turn it,

right, to-

Exaggerate?

You are an embellisher, and you know this, to put you

in the best light possible. - I'm a lawyer!

Exactly!

I'm a lawyer and a storyteller!

I know that.

I think that my self-improvement,

you take personally. - Oh my god, Craig.

Like, I will gag myself if you go down this road.

Don't do that.

It's not your self-improvement.

Now, I'm over it.

Why?

You're gonna just walk away.

Yeah, I'm----ing over it.

My self-improvement

you take personally. - Oh my God, Craig.

It's not your self-improvement.

Now, I'm over it.

Why?

You're gonna just walk away.

Yeah.

I'm I m----ing over it.

What the heck?

Austen, finish the conversation!

Should we go get a drink?

Yeah, come on.

All right, so what just happened?

How are you and JT?

Oh-

Please.

Venita, I can't stray away-

You saw that, you saw that?

From what I saw on your phone.

What did you see?

- Just paragraphs from JT. - Oh, yeah. Paragraphs, yeah.

Wait, wait.

These long messages are from-

JT.

That sh-- goes on and on and on and on

and on and on and on. - I'll show you.

And I'm not reading.

I'm just seeing white, yeah.

He has feelings for you, like, more than friend, or no?

And you feel the same?

So after last night, I for sure know

that the feelings that I have for JT, JT also has for me,

like, a hundred percent.

There's no question.

There's no doubting.

There's no, like, oh, I think he likes me.

Like, no, JT likes me.

I don't have champagne.

Don't be mad at me.

How could I be mad?

Come on in.

And if JT has a girlfriend in this moment,

I feel sorry for the girl on the other side

because he's spending all his time talking and texting me

and he's giving you crumbs.

If I get paragraphs like that from a man, immediately no.

Hey, don't get----ing fired up.

I'm not.

Let's sit down, dude.

You are getting----ing fired up.

Okay, okay.

Austen, listen, you're one of my best friends.

I was never trying to do stuff to better myself

to get away from other people.

I didn't know that it would ever change,

like, the level of our friendship, you know?

I want to get back to a place of love.

I mean, Craig, man, if we're being honest,

like, I feel that where all the disconnect has come

is that you've created this wonderful image for yourself.

An image?

And you're terrified of, like, disappointing someone

or something that, like, now,

in order to, like, maintain this,

you're saying, "I need to, like, sit at my house

and not see me with like a beer in my hand or something."

Do you think I project an image that isn't me?

I do.

It's like Craig doesn't want to like, you know, hang

or do this because he's got the image to, you know, protect.

You've just gotten, you know, drunk

on, like, nice guy Craig.

Our bedding is so soft, handpicked by me.

Cheese boards, big batch beverage dispensers.

I just want you to loosen the reins a little bit.

Yeah, but I can't

because I don't have any leash on myself.

That's any addict.

I was, like,---- me, like, trying not to be an alcoholic

is now affecting my friendship with Austen.

...

And that's where I was coming from, you know?

Like, I have tears in my eyes because, like, it's real.

I was in the trenches by myself

trying to, like, better my life.

And like, then you were like,

"Oh, you're never with me anymore."

I'm like, dude, I don't - ing... like, I can't.

I gotta stay on my couch, you know?

I gotta stay on my couch because if I leave my couch,

I'm gonna drink a bottle of Jager and do dumb sh--.

...

The word addict, you never used with me.

No, I've never said it out loud

until watching----ing Shep. - You never...

Hi.

How are you?

Watching Shep this weekend end up on the beach,

I was like, this is why I don't do it anymore.

I'm really lucky, dude.

I'm lucky I got out of it.

But that's why I can - ing comment on Shep.

Like, he's not out of it.

I woke up on a beach chair, like, by a pool

and was just like, okay, go home.

You know, like, nothing bad happened.

Nothing bad happened, yeah, you're lucky,

but we were looking for him for you

for hours. - I know.

And I should have known, man.

You know, with the Adderall thing, like, that's,

you know, you were struggling.

We were just a little worried about you man, you know?

Well, yeah, I won't sleep for three days

and then I sleep for, you know, 20 hours.

That's really bad, man.

Cameran, do you think he's addicted to Adderall?

Yes, a hundred percent.

And I think Adderall,

yes, it is prescribed and people take it.

But when you abuse it, that is a recipe for----ing disaster.

I am very sorry for not understanding

what you were going through.

You and Paige, strong as hell,

and like, you're fine with the distance.

And you're not, like, sitting at your house

and just being, like, you know, like alone and like-

Dude-

Battling or no?

She was right with me this entire time.

There's a reason that me and Paige are so close.

I just could not imagine being, like, closer to someone.

Like, I'm so lucky that she chose to be,

like, I see someone there.

She helped me, like, beat this demon.

...

Then put on shoes!

We didn't go on vacation to be boring!

Enough!

Your girlfriend walks around with bare feet.

Keep it to yourself.

I'm fine.

You look stupid!

I look stupid, thank you.

Go---- yourself!

Get your boyfriend on a----ing chain.

He's literally bat sh-- crazy.

It's been a struggle and it's been a fight.

And I guess I shouldn't have internalized it,

but that's what's been going on and-

It just explains a lot.

Maybe that's why, like, the image that you were, like,

thinking I was trying to portray was, like,

yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.

But I'm not trying to convince other people of it.

I'm actually trying to, like, do it, become that, you know?

So...

Well, hey, man, I'm, like, really appreciative of you

for opening up to me like that.

Maybe we make more sense now.

Craig's addiction

doesn't excuse him from being an asshole.

It doesn't excuse him from being an angry----ing person,

doesn't excuse a lot of things.

But it is the starting point,

and it definitely is not what I expected him to say.

And I'm sorry that I never told you, and I'm sorry

that you thought I just didn't----ing like you.

And I have to give him grace for being,

finally, for being as open and vulnerable with me

as he is right now.

I should have told you.

I love you.

I'm sorry it affected, like, our time together,

but that was so I could get better, you know?

That's what it was about.

And that's between us, no one else.

Yeah, of course.

I was, like, I was,

wasn't in a great spot, dude.

Man, is it freeing just to be, like, transparent.

If we would've just had this conversation sooner,

it would've saved us a lot of heartache

and grief and frustration.

Let's find our new quality time.

Dude, that is what I've-

We never talked like that, and that's our fault.

We're all fighting our battles.

Aw, look at these two.

Are they hugging?

Is Austen crying?

Yeah, of course he is.

I wish this is what happened with Sienna.

I love you.

Me too, dude.

It doesn't mean

that I don't think you're a bitch.

Coming up.

Wait, this is awesome.

Oh my God. - What are their names?

They're such distinguished gentlemen.

This is tall as me.

Whoa, what?

I'm good.

I almost wanna wear this today.

No.

I don't wanna go home.

Get me home

to my puppies.

Whoo!

When I get home, I'm gonna be like,

"Tyler, unpack my bag."

And he'll say, "---- you."

You didn't have to wake me up

reading some text this morning, so that's good.

No, I got nothing left to say.

I said it all.

You know what I mean?

Good, that was the goal.

Well, do you wanna go to the girls' room?

Yeah.

Apparently, there's flamingos hanging out somewhere

in a room.

Yeah, I paid for it.

You did?

Yeah.

How?

Because I found out that that was an option in the hotel

and I was like, "I, done."

Really?

Yeah.

Who that?

Wrong door.

- Oh, hi! - Hey. Good morning, Molly.

How are you?

Thank you, I'm good.

How are you? - Good to see you.

Oh my gosh, I'm so hungry.

I know, I'm real,

like, my stomach is like hanging.

Look how pretty that is.

Wow.

Ryan.

Ah, you look cute!

How are you?

Good, how are you?

I know, I'm gonna miss my visits to the palace, y'all.

What's up?

Oh, hello.

How are you?

Did my flamingos make it?

- Did you? - Oh my God!

- That was you? - Yeah.

- Oh! - Craig.

Thank you. - I wanna see 'em.

Well, I didn't get

to see the flamingos. - I'm so excited.

I didn't get to see them either, so I'm excited.

I don't know where they are.

No way.

Wait, this is awesome.

This is awesome. - Wait, wait.

What are their names? - Oh my God.

They're such distinguished gentlemen.

Hi.

This is cool.

Look how pretty they are.

Oh my God, yay!

Thank you, Craig.

This is tall as me.

Whoa, what?

I'm good.

Those----ing things are scary.

I'm good.

I'm a chicken.

They don't understand personal space

and that just kind of freaks me out.

No!

Do y'all wanna sit down?

It's so pretty.

Oh, look at these pastries.

Are we digging in?

Yeah.

All right, let's do it y'all.

This is banana bread.

I saw you crying last night.

Should I get some champagne?

You made me cry.

But why were you crying?

I'll tell you about it one day.

Okay.

Does anybody need champagne

We don't wanna do it again.

Just, yeah, it would be a little rushed.

Salley, will you put some orange juice in mine?

- But you're okay? - But we're great.

Yeah, we were like, we're, it was good.

The podcast is coming back,

things are looking up?

I think we understand each other better.

Okay.

I didn't even realize

that everyone's brain's is just different.

We didn't understand each other.

To have a breakthrough

like I did with Austen was phenomenal.

We knew our chain was broken, but we didn't know where.

And so I'm hopeful but I'm cautious

to build our friendship again, like this new chapter,

You guys are going back to Charleston.

I fly to Miami and meet with some friends

and we're going to Cuba.

Ooh.

I'm actually, like, get me out of this country.

Shep, how are you feeling after last night, man?

Free.

A little.

You know what I mean?

- That's good, yeah. - Yeah.

There was more cons, looking back,

than I remembered in the moment.

What an insane circumstance that I went through,

but it literally means the world that y'all were here.

So it's cool, it's fine.

You know, missed opportunities

are sometimes great opportunities, you know?

Everything happens exactly the way it should.

I believe that.

I had a lot of laughter, a lot of emotions,

but laughter and laughter.

Cheers, cheers.

- Yeah, cheers. - Cheers, buddy.

Thank you, it was so fun.

I wouldn't travel internationally

to watch anyone else get broken up with.

Next time on "Southern Charm".

Well, I have some news.

Brett's test came back.

The queen's busy mating.

That's how she kills the men.

She flies off and she rips their dicks from their body.

And I'm going to implement that.

Ryan uses the same barber as you.

That barber told him that you said-

This is absolutely bullsh--!

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