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Previously on "Southern Charm".

JT said he has a girlfriend.

What?

As Venita was moping over JT,

Shep was getting mixed messages from Sienna.

I know you're busy so I'm not gonna put pressure on you.

I'm so busy with everything else.

Yeah.

I would say you're the busiest 26-year-old.

I have lots of free time.

And just when Austen decided

it was time to play hard to get-

Craig is going to miss you so much

that it's gonna kill him.

This is what life is like without me, mother----er.

It was clear that Craig and Paige

weren't even on the same, well,

page.

I didn't know where your head was at

because you changed your mind.

If you said to me right now,

"We need to have a baby or I'm leaving,"

like, you'd have to leave.

And when they all got together

for Pat's annual guys' dinner-

That's so good, outrageous.

Craig was feeling the heat.

Why don't you put a ring on it?

I'm gonna propose.

Yes or no?

And Shep was determined to thaw the ice.

What's the deal with Sienna now?

Are you guys like talking every day?

We're talking, everything's cool,

but we hadn't seen each other in over a month and a half.

We're strapping up and flying to The Bahamas.

I'm bringing the whole clan to go find her.

And then what?

♪ She'll bless your heart and then she'll stir the tea ♪

♪ Ba-ba-du

♪ Mm-hmm

Boots, do you wanna get some exercise?

Come on.

Good boy.

Oh, Boots, no.

No!

Penny, come here.

You won't eat it.

Oh, you licked it, gross.

I'll make the bed later

'cause I don't feel like doing it now.

Craig.

What's all this stuff?

Hi.

What's up?

What is this outfit?

Are you pranking me?

Kind of.

Seeing if I can get Paige approval.

This is one of the funniest looks I've ever seen.

I mean, are you hosting an ayahuasca retreat

in your backyard or something?

Shep's wearing off on me.

Hmm.

Hold on, Madison's calling me.

Hey, what's up?

What are you doing?

Just FaceTiming Paige.

Hey, Paige.

Hello.

Do you want me to put us all on the same call?

I'd love that.

Okay, I'll call you back.

We did it, y'all.

Nice.

Look at us.

Good job.

So I think the whole group's going to The Bahamas.

I know.

I feel bad because we still don't know

what's going on with Brett.

So how was your appointment?

Just waiting.

How long do you think before we'll find out?

You'll be the first to know.

But he's like encouraging me to go

and like, have a good time.

And he's not gonna be here anyways

'cause he has to go to work in California.

And Hudson's not home either, so I'll just be sitting here.

Well, I mean, if he's going to California anyway,

it's better to be in The Bahamas

than just sitting around Charleston worrying.

Yeah.

I'm gonna try to go and, you know, have fun with everybody.

Yeah, relax.

Oh, I guess I'm just celebrating

every day that I'm not pregnant, so YOLO.

You and me both, sister.

If you said to me right now,

"We need to have a baby or I'm leaving,"

like, you'd have to leave.

Well, Paige, are you coming to The Bahamas?

I'm not.

I have two photo shoots next week that I can't reschedule.

Oh, I hate that.

I know.

Well, I'm excited to meet Sienna.

- Yeah. - But, like, poor Shep.

He was kinda spinning out a little bit at our dinner.

Are you guys like talking every day?

We're talking, everything's cool,

but we hadn't seen each other in over a month and a half.

You shouldn't have to force someone into liking you.

If the person likes you, they'll make time for you.

It's an insecurity that I have dealt with

because Paige is so busy, you know?

And her career is, like, one of her biggest priorities,

and I had to learn how to exist in that world.

So she's not really, like, texting him back much,

which is a sh---y feeling.

Obviously, she doesn't like him.

She's not that into you.

That's the deal.

How old is she?

26.

Yeah, and he's 46.

That's too much.

I think this is all a fantasy in Shep's mind.

I don't think he's in love with the idea of love.

I think that he's in love with the way she looks.

I mean, she's stunning.

I get it.

I can't believe she's, like, kind of ghosting him

but still, like, hosting?

I'm just, like, confused by it.

I mean, I feel like we're gonna go sit there

and watch Shep get dumped.

Yeah, but for a couple weeks,

they were saying I love you and stuff.

All right, I do have to get ready for my flight though.

Okay, baby.

Well, safe travels, Paige.

I'll stay on with Madison.

I love you, Paige.

Okay.

Love yas, bye.

Bye-bye.

Well, I told Shep,

he was really nervous, and I, like, tried to lighten it

by being, like, you know, at least whatever happens,

like, you have a good supportive group coming down with you.

He'll be all right.

I mean, I'm a lawyer.

I could technically write up the visa paperwork

for, like, her K-1, which just means if Shep proposes,

she would get a temporary visa.

I think that would be the worst thing to do.

Okay.

He cannot marry the girl that's ghosting him.

That's true.

Hello, hello.

Hi.

How's it going?

Good.

I'm going to The Bahamas.

Nice.

And I kinda wanna look cool.

Got some new stuff.

- Okay. - We have these

wild, fun trends.

I feel like those would be good for The Bahamas.

Oh, wait, are the...

Yeah, these are like drinks and cocktails and,

yes. - Very vacation mode, yeah.

And then, oh, you have the matching bottom.

Matching set.

You can go full out with it.

Oh, wow.

Hi.

Let's try 'em both.

- Awesome. - Hello.

Okay.

Hey!

How are you?

How have you been?

I've been all right.

I've just been trying to work out

and not eat too much before The Bahamas.

That's what I've been doing.

Ooh, I like this.

What do you think?

Try it, it could be a cool oversized look.

Yeah.

But, like, maybe a swimsuit.

I love shopping with girls.

Okay, Shep.

Give the ladies what they want.

Okay.

I like it.

You should shave and brush your hair.

I'm trying to buy something

that a girl would find attractive.

It stands to reason.

I don't know.

You like the black and white stuff?

I love this bathing suit.

This is really snazzy.

I kinda like the light blue linen shirt.

What do you think?

I like the blue.

Do you have, like, a medium?

A medium.

Then maybe a medium bottom.

Why don't we try some stuff on?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Rarely do I have a conversation with my clothes off

without the other person having their clothes off as well.

Swimsuit shopping with a guy I have a crush on

is a bit awkward.

Oh my God, that's it.

That's it?

Yeah, that's cute.

This looks cool.

Sienna's, no way she can resist.

I'm in my bikini, and I'm like, "Kill me."

You need to buy a matching thing for her.

Is there's a girl's version of that?

I will, I'll buy something for her.

Do it.

I'm getting her a necklace too

made out of a shark's tooth.

Uh-huh.

A giant megalodon.

- A big megalodon one? - Yeah.

Hell, yeah.

My friend makes sharks,

finds a lot of shark's teeth.

I'm gonna give Taylor her birthday present.

It's a great white tooth necklace.

I love that.

So I'm hoping Taylor won't see it

and be, like, roll her eyes.

Is that douchey?

No.

Why is that douchey?

It's a gift. - I don't know how to,

I don't know how to act all of a sudden.

- You're like, what is she- - I feel so helpless.

I know, yeah.

It's weird when, like, the vibes change

and you're like, "Oh God, what do I do now?"

I know, but I'm cool.

I swear I'm gonna have fun no matter what.

That's my- - Yeah.

That's my mantra.

Yeah, we're gonna have fun.

Just hide things so she doesn't see

that I'm sort of not that...

Trash bag.

Oh, no.

One second!

Hello?

Why are you hiding?

Because I was trying to see if you would find me.

What do you mean find you?

'Cause you took forever to come.

You took forever to answer the door, so I knocked-

Yeah, I was taking care of some things.

The bond between Venita and I, it's a beautiful thing.

Do you want water or anything?

Yeah, that'd be great.

And timing can be a mean mother----er, I guess.

Am I extremely attracted to you?

Yes, but I'm saying someone.

We do have this great friendship.

So now, we know there's a line that we don't cross.

That's kinda how it works.

JT is my best friend first.

"I have a girlfriend."

Okay, I'll support that.

So, but that also means

that me being flirty and cutesy with you is done.

How you doing?

I actually feel good

'cause Shep invited me to The Bahamas.

Why do I wanna go spend time

when Craig's making me walk on eggshells,

and Madison won't respond to my text messages.

We were homies.

I didn't know that.

I genuinely liked Madison.

I liked our friendship.

I want that friendship back.

It matters to me.

I don't even know

why I'm even wasting my time speaking to you.

He basically thinks that Brett thinks

that you and JT are having an affair

and slept together in Jamaica. - Yeah, in Jamaica.

[gasps] What?

Well, that may have gotten a little bit twisted.

I didn't say that we had an affair.

And I think that she's gotten a version of the truth

that's been skewed, and yeah, I wanna work on that.

But it's nice to show up

and show that you're not bothered, be the bigger man.

I'll sleep on it, my brother.

Okay.

Never let 'em see you sweat.

You know what I mean, man?

Oh, God.

I guess that was him trying to, like,

let you know that he wasn't mad at you.

Yeah, I'm just happy to get the invite.

Perfect.

Thank you.

I'm excited.

I'm really happy you're going.

I might fly down the next day.

I got some meetings, I think.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

I'm just gonna bring, like, two bathing suits.

Yeah, why don't you pack, like, five bathing suits?

Morning suit and night suit.

Birthday suit.

No, that is not an option here.

Like, bro, come on.

Should we sit down?

- Yeah. - All right.

I love this rug.

Did you pick it or Bunny?

Take a wild guess.

Bunny.

How about this couch?

Bunny.

- How about everything- - It's cozy.

How about everything in here will be sourced by Bunny?

Oh.

Okay, so you're excited about The Bahamas?

Yeah.

If I'm there with Madison in the group,

like, it'd be a great chance to have, like,

a really chill way of conversing with her

and hopefully build a bridge back.

Yeah.

But I only think that that's gonna be doable

is if Craig will at least walk it back a little bit

and say- - Yeah.

"Maybe I didn't phrase that correctly

to Madison." - Yeah,

like, "I said something, like, out of context,

or I said it wrong," and then-

Or, "I---- lied."

No, you have to be the bigger person.

You gotta be the bigger person.

It's hard with him.

Your emotions do get the best of you

like they do for all of us.

And like, he's already said that that's a problem for him,

and he doesn't like it,

and he walks away from you when you do that.

So, like, don't give him that opportunity to keep winning.

You're a wise woman,

and maybe I should lean into your advice

because I think that gives me the best chance

to have a real relationship with Madison again.

I think we'll all be back, like, normal after the trip.

You know what I mean?

Wait, am I yang?

Are you yin?

Yin and yang?

Yang's like the...

- And yin is the piece. - And yin's like, ah.

- Yeah. - But together, they make zen.

I think that's right.

Coming up.

Hello?

I think he just call her twice.

Yeah, I think so.

Hi.

I'm meeting a friend here, so I just need a table for two.

Okay.

Perfect.

Thanks.

Well, well, well.

Hey, buddy.

I feel like it's long time, no see, man.

I know, man.

Are you doing all right?

How are you today?

Dude, it's been a struggle.

Yeah?

A hard----ing struggle.

Yeah.

I didn't leave my house at all today.

Good for you.

Yeah.

I, like, was back and forth from, like, my desk to my couch.

And all of a sudden, it was like four.

I was like, "Oh."

Yeah. - Hey.

Hey.

Have you had enough time to look over drinks?

I, look, now that we're going to The Bahamas,

it's tequila only for me.

Okay.

I'll do the don't call it a skinny spicy.

- Spicy, absolutely. - Yeah, please.

I'll do the same.

Same?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, speaking of The Bahamas, you know, Shep,

you know, he was talking to me

about his issues with Sienna recently.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, he told me too.

He literally looked like a sad sh---y puppy dog.

Yeah, like, dude-

He looked like someone kicked him.

Shep, if you were to think about the perfect Bahamas trip,

what would that look like?

There's a part of me that thinks that it'll be like,

you know, we kind of remember

how much we make each other happy, and then great,

and we move from there.

You're in The Bahamas.

Y'all are gonna have a good time together.

Right.

Yeah.

That's how it seemed.

Like, when he called me,

I was out to out to lunch with Taylor,

I could just hear in his voice

that he just seemed like really downtrodden.

Oh, it's Shep Rose.

I'm not here.

How are you?

It's been sort of interesting,

I mean, or sort of like dismaying.

It's been a while since we've seen each other,

and there's just like,

I feel sort of helpless, honestly.

As accomplished as she is,

she's still pretty inexperienced at times, you know?

You know, he made a comment about her

being maybe, like, inexperienced,

but I don't think he meant it

in, like, a necessarily negative way.

It was more so maybe that she's young.

But Taylor fixates on that one point.

I hate that.

You are not this all-knowing human being.

Do not degrade her.

She is a very accomplished, smart individual.

But it's like, are him and Taylor good?

I didn't think that they were, like,

at a point, like, they weren't like gonna be bad.

They saw each other-

But like, you didn't ask Taylor.

No.

I think it's so very obvious

that Taylor is in the stage of her post breakup with Shep

where the other person just annoys

the ever loving piss outta you with everything that they do.

I texted you.

I think you-

Did you?

I think you blocked me.

Maybe I did.

Not saying that she wants to get back with him,

but just saying that she's in the phase of botheredness.

And the only way to be truly, you know, moved on

is to be, you know, unbothered.

For me, it kind of felt like

her taking her own feelings with Shep

and then using Sienna as a proxy for how she feels.

Obviously.

It doesn't take Freud to figure that one out, you know?

Thank you, thank you.

Rodrigo Freud.

Where is my WhatsApp?

I don't know how to use WhatsApp.

How the hell do I do this?

Android users, losers.

All right.

I did it!

Hello!

You look nice.

How are you?

I'm good.

Y'all in Asheville?

Yes, I'm in Asheville,

but I'm leaving this afternoon to go to the lake.

Nice.

I'm currently getting ready for The Bahamas.

Oh.

So what is your strategy

for this coming week in The Bahamas?

Well, I'm gonna keep my distance from Shep.

He seems to be very confused about his relationship.

Mm-hmm.

He seems to be very insecure in the relationship

because she's doing well in her life,

and I think that maybe he's insecure

because he's just like, "She doesn't need me," I guess?

I don't know.

Think about the two and a half years that he was with you.

That was probably where he really felt the most settled,

which is why he's desperate for your friendship.

Well, he broke my heart.

And you are not the greatest boyfriend to me.

You know, like, that's one of the reasons

why I really didn't wanna go.

And obviously, I do want to hang out with the girls,

but there has been a lot of girl drama.

There are people in this group

that have told me not to trust you.

Hey, what's going on?

He's being an asshole, just like this one,

trying to drag my boyfriend's name.

Just stop.

It's an easy name to drag.

But we had a lot of fun at girls' night,

and I think that the energy is good there.

So I'm excited to go and hang out with them, really.

I wanna apologize.

I didn't mean to, like, drag you out.

I just was like so heated about him,

and I was like, "Don't - ing do this to me."

I was like, I've got too many-

I don't like what you said to me.

Yes, babe!

Whoo!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo!

Taylor, your bush is out!

I feel as though I am in a okay position with these women,

and I just wanna continue on.

I've got the ball rolling,

and I wanna continue to keep that ball rolling.

It is not about the men of the group.

It is not about Shep.

Sorry.

I think it's always a good idea

to concentrate on relationships with your girlfriends,

on where...

Hello?

The dogs are farting.

Oh, gross.

I'm glad I'm not there.

Coming up.

I can see your nerves working, like, overtime, like-

You've never seen my nerves like this.

What do I need for this trip?

Shorts and bathing suits.

Are you gonna help me pack?

Are you gonna help me pack for The Bahamas?

Right.

God, I really hate this shirt.

I mean...

I'm not putting stuff in there with you.

You're gonna claw it.

Hi.

What are you doing?

Oh, are you packing?

Yes.

It sounds like you're packing.

Okay, I'm doing the same thing.

What are you bringing?

'Cause I'm not crazy about everything I got.

I have a long, white, like, knit dress,

like hot girl on the beach.

Yes, single Venita is out.

Yeah.

Is Leva coming?

She was like, "No, I'm not coming.

I wanna stay home with Little."

So I was like, "Okay, I get it."

Ryan's coming.

I think Taylor's coming.

And JT is coming.

- Oh. - Yeah.

Well, that'll be interesting.

Yeah.

I was like, "Show up, have a good time

and be on your best behavior."

Yeah.

Honestly, I doubt that the best behavior thing is gonna...

You know, I just trying

to be a little hopeful.

Oh, God.

So how many times have you gone?

This will be my sixth time going there.

Are you excited? - Five, number five.

What's up?

What's up, man?

Thank you.

How are you?

Good.

Has anyone talked to Venita?

No.

We are boarding, set seven,

sets one through seven.

Welcome aboard.

Venita's not answering.

She's already missed it anyway.

All right, we're going to The Bahamas.

Whoo!

Oh, oh, ooh.

We're all gonna fall down the----ing escalator.

This way.

This is-

Yeah, our stuff's right here.

Oh, it is?

Austen, get my bag!

Okay, which one is it?

Jesus. - It's heavy as----.

It's this one.

- Is it really though? - Yeah.

This is...

Ow, Rod.

Shep calling Sienna.

Sienna should have been here by now, yeah.

Come on.

There's Shep's.

Hey, Shep.

Which one?

Where's my bag?

Are you wearing matching pants?

Hello?

Okay, so then this is our carousel.

Hello?

I think he just call her twice.

Yeah, I think so.

Look,

I am not Dr. Love,

but you fly to The Bahamas

and you call your girlfriend upon landing.

You'd be in the airport waiting for that person to arrive.

What's new?

No answer.

But wait until it gets to voicemail

because sometimes it takes a second to call out.

I'll try again.

Hello?

Sienna, the eagle has landed.

You're here!

Welcome, welcome.

Thank you.

Long distance relationship,

you should pick your lover up from the airport.

But until the person gives you a reason to doubt them,

then you can't let your insecurities crush you.

Anyways,

come by the hotel.

I'd love to see you.

Yeah, I'll come by.

I'll come by a little later.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

How'd that go?

Fine.

Wait, wait, did she answer?

Yeah, yeah.

It's all good?

I don't know.

All right, well, we got our stuff.

Let's go.

Oh my God.

Shut up!

Whoo!

Well, what a welcome.

I thought it was gonna be Sienna and her grandma,

but that worked.

Madison.

Coming up.

No one in their 30s should have to share a room.

I'm not doing this.

Just what I need.

- He's a tyrant, a tyrant. - You're with your friends.

The Baha Mar.

This is me.

Shep Rose!

Good to have you all.

Yes, thanks for having us.

Okay, let's go.

Like, we'll do four girls and-

Wait, are you three divas going together?

Short people get in the back.

Thank you.

Let's do this!

Whoo!!

---- It's gorgeous here.

Molly, take a picture.

Somebody's gotta dye their----ing hair brown

'cause I can't do this anymore.

So, guys, we've got a giant suite for the guys

and a giant sweet for the females.

And there's a pool.

We have a private pool.

Oh, cool.

We got snorkeling,

and then we're gonna go out on a boat one day,

which kinda lends itself to snorkeling.

Let's go to the pool.

Immediately. - Okay.

Let's not dick around.

You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

Screw what they're doing.

They're gonna all go press their clothes

and, you know, call their girlfriends.

Press their bananas.

Losers.

We should call their girlfriends.

You couldn't get ahold of----ing Shep's.

I know.

I'm not trying to ruin their relationship,

but if it is already ruined- - It's already ruined.

Yeah, no, you're not ruining anything.

I'm not ruin anything.

Hi, I'm over here.

If things bomb, call me.

I really like Molly, so encouraging her to go with Shep

probably isn't the best idea.

Well, I guess Sienna's coming over directly.

Nice.

I wrote down a bunch of stuff I wanted to say.

Yeah, that always happens,

but you should just talk from the heart.

Where's the necklace?

Can I see it?

It's in my bag.

Oh, you got her a necklace?

I got her a really nice necklace.

I said if the conversation goes well-

I don't give it to her before the convo.

Well, you don't want her

to have it in her hand and be like,

"Well, dude, what am I supposed to do with this?"

Can the next guy you date Venmo me

saying it'll be from him?

You don't want to dump on somebody

or kick him when they're down.

That's not a good move.

But I didn't think that Shep had it in him

to let another human control his emotions

as much as, you know, five times Sienna is manipulating his.

So, Craig, you wanna to hit the pool, huh?

Yeah.

We'll keep you wet.

Promise?

Wow.

Hi!

How are you?

Pretty good, welcome.

Thank you.

- Ooh! - Oh, they got drinks for us.

Oh, Lord, have mercy.

We're so happy!

Thank you.

- Cheers! - Cheers, ladies.

Cheers, ladies.

- Yay! - Bottoms up.

Welcome.

Thank you, thank you.

Why not?

Where are the boys going?

556, so presidential.

Okay.

--- yeah.

I'll be president one day.

Awesome, thank you.

Our room's better, I'm sure.

Yeah, we're in the presidential suite.

It's definitely not.

Which way, left, right?

2108.

This way, to the left.

We're headed to the left.

All right.

Okay, what floor is this just so we know?

This is the 21st floor.

21st.

Oh, I'm so excited.

All right.

Oh my.

Oh my-

Wow!

Okay, lady.

Drop it.

Let's get naked.

Do we have the best room?

Oh my God. - Oh my God.

Oh my God, it's a tiny, little, baby plunge pool.

It's a little pond pool.

This is ridiculous.

Are these the boys' porches down below?

Yeah, are they down there?

These little porches down below?

No, they're over there.

Yeah, they don't got the good view.

No, no, ma'am.

Hey, peasants!

Whoo!

Welcome to the presidential suite.

All right.

Beautiful, beautiful.

What a view.

Two guest bedrooms right here.

King bed, another king bed.

King bed!

Cute.

Molly with the king bed!

And then we have a double.

The master's at the very end.

All right.

Rock, paper, scissors, bitches!

Y'all, this looks so good!

Look in here!

Yeah, it's pretty cool, right?

Are you kidding?

Stop!

Oh, look, there's a TV.

I mean, Salley, we could share and just take this one.

Yeah, we should take this one.

Let's take this one. - Yeah, okay.

I'll take the room with the double beds.

Is there another king open?

Yeah, there's another king next to me

available for Venita.

Let's get our bikinis on.

Yes!

Well, how many bedrooms are there?

There's enough.

Oh, there's three bedrooms.

Well then, I'm just gonna get my own room.

This is crazy.

Three rooms and four guys.

I'm 36 years old.

Ugh.

No one in their 30s should have to share a room.

Dude, the four of us in this thing is gonna be sick.

We booked our own rooms.

We're not----ing poor.

Craig, relax.

It's annoying.

I'm not sharing a room.

It's just what I need.

I'm not doing this.

Just what I need.

Dude, Craig's stressing me out already.

It's----ing horrible.

I mean, why behave this way?

Chill out.

He always behaves this way.

Isn't it just bullsh-- that Craig has to throw

a----ing temper tantrum in order to get his way?

Like, he's such a----ing child.

Are Ryan and JT and Whitney getting their own room?

'Cause that might be the reason for him to be freaking out.

He's a tyrant, a tyrant.

You're with your friends, dude.

ing chill out, dude.

- ing crazy.

Just relax.

I'll share this with you.

Cool.

I feel like the old me would've been,

like, pulled into this, like, drama.

But now, in this particular case, I am gonna act,

you know, like all as well.

We're being, like, amenable

so that we can all be in the same place because if-

If Craig got another room, I wouldn't care.

Like, I just wanna, like, everyone to relax.

He's-

I'm pretty relaxed.

If he's upset, whoa, man, that's on you.

Where are we going, to the pool to get food?

Uh, yeah.

Okay.

Coming up.

When did you tell her that you loved her?

In March.

And you actually meant it, or were you drunk?

I felt it.

Where did you feel it, in the tip of your dick?

Can you spray my back?

Woo-hoo! - Yeah, it's cold.

It's cold, buddy, it's cold.

Ee-hi-hi.

Okay, I'm gonna order some food.

Are y'all ready?

Y'all need sunscreen or are we just gonna wing it?

Oh, we're winging it.----

Let's do it!

Woop woop!

Whoo!

Oh, look, they're here.

Hey!

Oh my God, Goldie-cogs.

Oh!

Oh, my nipple might be out.

I got food for everybody.

Thank you so much.

Heck yeah, whoo!

Thank you.

Oh my gosh.

That's tuna.

Eating like kings, Shep.

Anything to drink?

Let's get a couple bottles of rose.

That sound good?

Yeah, I'll do a daiquiri.

Okay, but I ask a question.

Can I do a aperol spritz, please?

Has anyone talked to Venita?

Yeah.

When is she coming?

- Tomorrow morning. - Tomorrow.

Oh, wow.

Hey, guys.

Thank you for coming and joining me.

Means a lot.

Sienna did a lot of work to help us be here.

Santa?

Sienna.

Oh, Sienna.

And you're gonna see her later-

Basically Santa.

We never see her.

At dinner.

I have a question.

How long have you guys been exclusive?

I mean, I know it on my side.

Three months.

On her end?

No idea.

She hasn't, we haven't had the talk.

So how can you be exclusive with someone

when you haven't had the talk?

Because there's a feeling to me.

Well, that's good on your part, but like-

Shep told me he was exclusive.

He just hadn't told her yet.

- Oh. - That's...

Have you talked to her about it?

We haven't said anything.

I don't think we need...

I mean, we maybe should.

Maybe this is the talk.

I don't remember him ever sitting me down

and just saying, "Hey, I just want you to know

that, like, I love you.

I care about you.

I see a future with you."

That's a huge moment.

When did you tell her that you loved her?

In Palm Beach in March.

And you actually meant it, or were you drunk?

I meant it.

I felt it.

Where did you feel it, in the tip of your dick?

He told me he loved me within, like,

the first two weeks of us talking, very drunkenly.

It was like, "I love you, blah, blah, blah."

And I was like, "Yeah, no, you don't."

I was like, we barely know each other, but okay.

I don't think Shep communicates emotions properly.

But she doesn't talk to you?

Communication has been decreased significantly.

Shep, you deserve better than that.

No, you deserve to be more honest with her

to explain your situation. - I am honest.

I mean, everyone deserves communication.

I know where I stand, and I don't know where she stands.

I highly doubt that it's miscommunication on her end.

And I think that you have something

really good in front of you

and you're kind of - ing it up right now.

She's stringing him along though.

That is the exact opposite of what's going on.

Yeah.

It's actually her

that needs to be questioned, Taylor, big time.

Is it?

Yeah.

Really?

Like, you guys have some unresolved stuff.

Like, you wouldn't be going at each other-

Unresolved stuff.

No, I'm happy for you, and I want that for you.

I want you to want that for me too.

Why would you hook up with him?

He's not good looking.

I'm just saying.

He looks mid, average.

You don't know him!

He could come around.

He chooses not to.

Would you come around

if your name was being absolutely smashed?

Nobody can deter me from coming around, nobody.

I am very happy in my relationship.

Okay, okay.

I just wish he had a better reputation.

That's the end of it!

I'm keeping my mouth shut.

I just got here.

I'm having my first cocktail.

I don't wanna fight.

I wanna have fun.

Good Lord have mercy.

All right, let's get in the pool.

I'm bot. - Yeah.

Let's cool off.

Cheers to the girls that are in our lives.

And I don't even know what just happened.

She's coming at 6 45 now.

We'll be up in the room.

She'll come in, love to meet you, say hello.

We'll have a glass of wine,

and then you guys, I'll meet you at dinner.

Okay.

We can be wingmen.

We know what we're doing.

Good.

I think you should a reminder that you're fun first

and not overthink it.

I think that's best case.

That's very nice.

You said a lot today.

I'm genuinely just curious at this point.

I'm, like,

actually, I'm, like, curious about a lot.

Come on.

I mean, you should be focused on Sienna, not your ex.

... [Shep] I mean, you know,

I'm like really excited to see Sienna.

I want shelter from the storm.

Hey, baby.

Rod, are you coming upstairs with us?

Yeah, I'm gonna come with you guys.

Guys, time's a-wasting.

Okay.

Sienna's on our way.

Let's everyone get ready for the night.

I have some options.

There's like a floral pattern.

But I really wanna wear this----er today?

Yeah, with these pants.

I'm gonna break Paige's rules 'cause she's not here

and wear flip-flops all time

because we're in The Bahamas.

Yeah, I like it.

How do you think this combo is gonna go

between Shep and Sienna?

Are we gonna see a happy Shep tonight?

Or like a-

Our job is to build the most fun environment possible.

You know what I mean?

I just think that Shep's gonna be, like, very dejected

if, if, if he doesn't be her say,

like, "I wanna to be with you."

This whole thing with him and Sienna is so weird to me.

For someone who's as smart as he is,

he, like, can be a bit, like, thick

to what somebody is trying to tell him.

It should be pretty - ing cut and dry

at this point in time.

How's everybody's hair doing?

I've used some product.

I've gone over to the dark side.

Looks good.

Just don't put your hand on.

Okay, don't wear the gat, gotcha.

All right.

You gotta tease it a little.

I gotta tease it.

I got it, it's good.

No, I don't want it to look like that.

I want it to look kind of messy but full of product.

Does that make sense?

I'm not wearing this, by the way.

Sienna's gonna help me change.

Well, yeah.

Who put together that outfit?

I'm gonna get her-

Are those fishing pants?

No, no.

Yeah, I'm getting her consultancy.

I'm just wearing, I'm dressing up.

She's gonna help me.

Put a----ing t-shirt on

and look cool when she gets here.

I am.

I can see your nerves working, like, overtime right now.

You've never seen my nerves like this.

It's okay.

It's happy, happy, happy, happy.

Yes, yes, I'm happy.

Get in!

I can see your nerves working, like, overtime right now.

You've never seen my nerves like this.

It's happy, happy, happy, happy.

Yes, yes, I'm happy.

Shepherd.

Yeah.

- Hey! - Hey, Sienna!

Stranger.

What's up? - How are you?

Long time to see.

You look very nice. - Hello!

Thank you!

Welcome to The Bahamas.

I was about to say welcome to you,

but obviously, welcome to us.

How are you?

Hey, what's up?

Good to see you.

Good to see you too.

Wow, this is nice! - Hey, Sienna.

Oh, well, you have to meet Craig.

Oh, hey.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome, welcome.

Would you like some champagne?

Sure, I'd love some.

Now that you're refreshed, finally-

Hey!

Hey, baby.

How are you? - Good to see you!

How are you guys feeling?

How do you like it?

How do you like your room?

Everybody's happy.

We're actually really happy to have you.

You know I used to live in Marsh Harbour, right?

Everything else is crazy.

Hmm.

I lived over in the Abacos

for almost two years. - Yeah, Shep told me.

Shep used to visit a lot.

This is my first time in Nassau.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, he told me that you used to live there.

How many generations have you guys been here?

Like 12.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

That's awesome.

I have never felt someone's aura like this

in my entire life.

And I have gifts.

These are for the- - Gifts?

Those are for the girls.

The other bags are for the guys.

Oh, those are the ladies' gifts.

- Those are for the girls? - Those are the ladies' gifts.

Yeah.

Okay, they have a different room.

I'll deal with it.

Come here, please.

I feel like I can sense people's energies right away,

and I know any hope that I had that Sienna was genuine

with her feelings with Shep disappeared

as soon as she walked in the room.

Are you joining us for dinner?

- Yes, yes. - Nice.

I gotta go be to deal with- - As you should.

Are we, do we know the place? - The restaurant reservation.

Okay, I'm not dressing like this.

I need your consultancy.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna help you.

Do you wanna help me with the restaurant?

Can we do that?

Yeah.

I think we need to coordinate.

Do you have anything floral?

Yes.

All right.

We'll see y'all soon, right?

- Okay, see you. - Yeah.

We'll be right down.

See you at dinner.

Bye.

What are you wearing?

I don't know.

That's why you're here.

Okay, let's figure it out then.

So, Mr. Rose, what's up with you?

Nothing.

It's good to be back.

You lost weight.

You did too.

We're both skinny.

Do you feel good?

Yeah, I feel awesome.

And that's the important part.

So, Sienna, please come here.

What are you-

I'm such a slob.

What are you doing here, man?

Okay, um-

Florals.

Oh, yes, of course.

Okay, hold on.

I wanna see the most embarrassing shirt that you have.

These shorts.

Okay, no, no.

It's not appropriate for dinner.

No, it's not for dinner, but this-

That's like tomorrow outfit.

Yeah, yeah, tiger.

Uh, okay.

Okay, I'm not wearing this to dinner.

I was never gonna wear this for dinner.

Okay, what about this?

Do you like this shirt?

Yeah, I like that.

You do?

Yes.

I think you'll be good.

Good.

I'll give you some space to change.

More space?

Change and meet me downstairs.

No.

Come on, stay up here.

First of all, space/

She lives in The Bahamas, I live in Charleston.

She's got all the space in the world.

You've seen me change a lot, literally and figuratively.

Uh, yes.

Figuratively the most, so meet you downstairs.

Next time on "Southern Charm".

Broaden the chest.

He's doing yoga with us.

Knee.

You made me feel a way that I hadn't felt in a long time.

I'm wildly in love with you.

Austen hates me, and it sucks.

I can see it in his face.

When he looks at me, like, I'll say something

and I'll see his face twitch.

And I'm like, "Why do you - ing hate me so much?"

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