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Previously on "Southern Charm".

Shep's girlfriend, Sienna, approached Whitney before Shep.

While Whitney was out out of town,

Pat dropped a bomb,

and Shep started to worry.

I finally said on Sunday, "Where are you?

I don't like not talking to you, because I love you."

Oh.

And when Craig and Austen finally sat down

to discuss their future.

You have lost track of your interpersonal relationships.

It would be fair to say that I don't use

the limited amount of free time that I get in Charleston

to come hang out with you guys.

Okay, so this is good.

Negotiations quickly hit a stalemate.

But my life is not gonna look very much different

than it does now.

Meanwhile, Venita was prepared

to follow her heart.

Do I know we have chemistry,

am I extremely attracted to you?

Yes.

Until JT stomped all over it.

It's just, I'm seeing someone.

Where does that put us?

♪ Ooh, ooh, whoa

♪ Just a sad ba-ba-doo

♪ Mhm

It's warm, Booth, it feels good.

Hey, you got it.

Look, he's a natural.

Oh, God, he's sinking.

Okay, okay.

Booth, I'm sorry, come here.

I see a spider.

Oh my gosh.

If something falls on me, I'm going to die.

Oh, gee.

Ew!

Oh, hell no.

It was a tiny spider, but I still don't like it.

I think you're attracting the bees.

Do bees like you?

Do bees like orchid?

Sit, sorry.

Charles, you are being so dramatic.

Sit.

- Hey. - Hi.

I'm gonna be my most distracted self,

'cause I'm with a six-year-old in-

- You're fine. - In Marshall's,

so sorry. - Oh no, you're fine.

Okay, so I had JT over for dinner.

- Mhm. - And he said

he has a girlfriend.

- What? - Yeah.

But wait, he said you were cute

while he had a girlfriend?

- Yeah. - Jerk.

JT can't possibly have a girlfriend around him all the time.

I'm so mad at this loser, it's not cool at all.

Yeah, dude.

You would think of all this time we spent together,

he would be like, "So I started dating somebody."

But like, he's never said he has a girlfriend.

I don't know what I'm trying to do right now,

it's like I would've never leaned in like that.

Right, 'cause I could've- - Yeah.

Kept my feelings to myself, you did not

have to know I felt that way.

What is his plan, like what is he doing?

I have no idea, and he texted me back, he was like,

"I'm not trying to make you look like a home wrecker."

I'm like, "Yeah, well you're not doing a good job

at showing that."

Don't act like you don't want this just as bad as I do.

Yes.

But say that it was me and you,

but you knew that I had the propensity

to see new opportunities, then you would always wonder

in the back of your mind,

"Is he gonna do the same thing to me?"

That's valid.

I definitely feel like a little piece of my heart's

kinda shattered, it's just like, oh, you know,

I thought that, "Okay, JT actually likes me."

But, okay, we're not crossing lines, we're gonna be friends,

this is where we're the best at is being friends.

Are you okay?

Annoyed, but yeah, I'm fine.

- Ugh, well I'm sorry, girl. - Yeah.

The way he did it is not cool.

Okay, I'm getting off. - Sorry, Little,

I'm done stealing your mommy now.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry that happened, like-

- No, it's fine. - Oh my God, ew.

- I know, I can't- - All right, love.

I'll talk to you soon, okay, bye.

Okay, bye.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Can I get a table for two? - Yeah, of course.

Can I order two oyster shooters?

Sure.

Hey.

What's going on?

Wait, what are you wearing?

What is that? - What do you mean?

ed Hillary Duff in a music video?

You're like- - You know what,

I seen you double take. - Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Really, I got us some shots.

That's why I----ing miss you.

- What did you say? - Nothing.

Did you say you miss me?

That's why I miss our friendship.

When we were dating, Madison put me through----ing hell,

and I didn't know if I ever wanted to date someone again.

You're a beta!

- Oh my God. - You're a pussy, own it.

- Oyster shooters? - Is that bad?

- It's like you know me. - Aw.

But now, Madison treats me like your GBF.

If you take the relationship out of it,

we could've been hanging out years ago.

- Let's do champagne. - Champagne, yeah,

I'll do a bottle of champagne for you.

Thank you.

Ooh, this oyster looks-

- Don't look at it. - Feisty.

- Cheers. - I'm scared.

Okay.

Is that tequila?

What was that?

- Disgusting. - We'll take two more.

Ew, no, I just poisoned us.

Here we are.

Thank you.

- A little- - Can I also get a glass

of still rosé?

- Yes. - Yeah, and can I have a

Aperol spritz?

- Mhm. - Thank you.

- And pickles and crab dip. - Okay.

I'll do that for you. - Thank you very much,

thank you. - You're welcome.

Well, thank you for meeting with me.

I need the good gossip, okay, if I came out here,

I wanna hear it all.

So, I went to meet up with Craig,

he led with, you know, business.

I have a proposal with the podcast.

Uh-oh.

We gave you like 30 grand.

Oh my God.

You know, I wasn't even thinking about the podcast.

Oh, I think it should be more than that.

That's not why I was there,

I was way more concerned with the friendship.

Yeah.

I thought that he was going to take some criticism,

but he handles zero criticism.

Just a small effort and we'll build back up.

But my life is not gonna look very much different

than it does now.

Anyways, it makes me feel like a 13-year-old girl

being like, "I wanna hang out with you more."

And he's like, "Well I'm a grownup,

and I do grownup things, and you can't handle it."

And I'm like, "You're making me feel like the biggest pussy

on planet earth, but you know that

that's not what I'm saying."

And this is the fundamental breakdown between us.

Right.

Well, how'd you leave it?

We all left it like, I mean, hunky dory.

But, I don't wanna play this little game anymore.

So just like middle finger up.

You already have everything, you know,

you got the girl, you got the house,

you got your business, like who cares?

Just live for you, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, thank you.

I use a lot of metaphors with me and Craig's relationship

that make it seem like we're dating,

but I think that if you love something,

you gotta set it free,

and if it's meant to be, then they'll come back to you.

Should I treat it like a girl?

Yeah, play hard to get.

He is going to miss you so much that it's gonna kill him.

This is what life is like without me, mother----er.

Coming up.

If you can't handle the amount of love that I give,

then that's a personal problem.

- This is a stupid - ing conversation.

We're adding to our family today.

Yeah, about a 1,000.

Is that how many bees we're taking home?

I asked, "How many bees do we get?"

You could get like 1,000 bees.

What I think happens is they give you a queen bee.

Yeah.

And then she starts her own colony.

But I think she has her court already.

- Her team? - Yeah.

Her cabinet?

I don't know, that's what we're going to learn.

I would love to be on a farm,

but I'm not allowed to have chickens in my community,

so bees were the next best thing.

What if they're like, "Ooh, sorry,

we feel as though you're unfit parents."

- Like, eh. - No.

We're starting with bees, guys.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hi, guys. - Thanks.

- I'm Paige. - I'm Rebecca.

- No nice to meet you. - I'm Craig.

We're nervous.

It's gonna be fun.

We really don't know-

- Anything. - Anything about it.

We're gonna see everything in the colony today

that when you start your own hive, what we'll need to do.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Yeah, let's do it. - Okay.

Let's get some suits on.

- I'm scared. - I know.

Are all beekeeping suits white for a reason, or?

The dark colors remind the bees of like a bear.

- Oh. - So, you're less intimidating

this way. - Gotcha.

That's why I wear black all the time.

All right, come on this way.

So, here are some of our girls.

- Okay. - These are all female bees.

Where's the queen?

Down at the bottom? - She's in here somewhere.

Wanna hold it?

- Okay. - There you go.

- Look. - Okay, Craig.

No, I see it.

The boys kind of have one job,

as soon as they find a queen to mate with-

They're obsessed with her?

- No- - Oh.

He successfully mates, he'll drop to his death.

I love every second of that.

Oh, here's Mama.

Wow, so that's the queen of the whole hive.

Yes.

Come here, chicken.

- It's okay. - You're okay, baby.

- Oh, Jesus----. - Okay, so then,

when you're like, "I want some honey."

What does that look like?

You go to the store and buy it.

- Check it out. - Chicken, I can't,

I'm having a moment,

let me have a moment. - Okay.

- Is she okay? - Yeah, I'm okay.

Yeah, she's fine.

This is my fantasy.

So, they're not in panic defense mode right now.

Nope.

I am.

You know, Paige and I would get chickens and have a baby.

They're just like, "What's going on?"

So they're vibrating a little bit.

Paige, I think you would really enjoy this.

Maybe I grill some hot dogs for lunch, check on our bees.

Look, it's not hurting me at all.

Nope.

How do you get them off?

Ah.

It would be our own little sanctuary.

What do you think, Paige?

I love it, if you like it, I love it.

Well, and you are gonna like having

some homemade honey around. - Mhm.

This is awesome, I'm pumped.

This will be great.

Okay, great.

Now let's go.

Let's go see the animals.

Chicken, I'm sweating bullets,

I was freaking out in there.

Do you feel more comfortable around bees now?

I mean, I'm not gonna go headfirst

into a fricking hive.

I don't wanna live on a farm.

- No? - No.

Chicken, look at the baby, you don't want babies around?

Oh my God.

What do you think about all this, Paige?

I think it's so fun to come visit.

I know.

I think you kinda do love nature and animals and stuff.

Well, I'm not a monster, I like animals.

Look at him.

You're his mom now.

I want kids, I don't want animals.

Sometimes I do fall into that fantasy land of being like,

"Oh, wow, we could have a farm and a bunch of kids,

and like"- - Yeah, and I love

doing that too, I love making up fake scenarios in my head,

I'm a girl.

But, I just have a little bit more of a realistic bone

in my body than you do.

No, I'm giving you as much attention as I can.

I like that you're grounded from me,

but I also, it's fun to hear excitement for the future too.

Like when you talk about kids,

I don't know, it warms my heart.

Well you're also just a lot more sentimental than I am.

Yeah.

Like are you pretty happy with everything?

Look, it's not like I have a checklist of things

that I'm like, "We need to do this, this,

and this before we get married and have a baby."

Well, I hope that you don't feel any pressure from me.

I definitely feel a little pressure.

I'm only 31- - Right.

I'm not gonna lie, sometimes you make me feel like I'm 75.

No, and I'm sorry, and I feel like our pace is good

and this is what we should be doing,

but I just don't want you to put stuff off too long

where you're like, "I need to make another 1,000,000

before I have a baby."

Or, "I need to launch another company before I have a baby."

That's all. - I don't feel like that

at all, but I wanna be allotted what you were allotted.

And at 31 no one said to you, "Hey, Craig,

have you thought about"-

- No. - "Having a baby,

and when is that gonna happen?"

- Craig. - "I'm taking the plane

to the house." - You're bitching

about him bitching. - "I don't wanna get

on a plane"- - Shut up.

"I'm taking a plane."

No, you would be like, "That's insane."

If you asked me five years ago

if I thought I'd have a kid by 36, yeah.

But, you don't get to write out your life,

relationships are about compromise,

and there has to be give and take.

Sometimes I get frustrated,

and I'm not even saying it toward you.

- Right. - But, Austen asking you,

"Oh, are you not having kids?"

Did you decide or did Paige decide that you wanna wait?

She did, and then it made sense to me.

Yeah, that bothered me.

---- yeah it's my decision, because I'm that one-

- Right. - That has to hold it

in my----ing body.

If you said to me right now,

"We need to have a baby or I'm leaving."

You'd have to leave.

Sorry, I'm getting heated, but like-

Okay, not at me though, remember,

I'm not the outside noise.

No, but you're the one that is asking me, and so I-

I don't ask you, I never bring this up.

No, you're asking right now.

Well, I know, and I'm sorry.

So then say that you're on the same page with me.

We are, what,

there's nothing that I would change

in our relationship right now.

But look, there has been times, yeah,

that I didn't know where your head was at,

because you change your mind.

Like when you say "our kids",

or that I'll be a great husband, I obviously smile inside

because I'm like, "Oh, she likes me."

If who I am not enough, like do I not show-

- I am happy. - Enough love?

If you can't handle the amount of love that I give,

then that's a personal problem.

And then that gets put on me,

and it's like I'm a bad girlfriend.

- This is a stupid - ing conversation.

Okay, well don't have a temper tantrum every time

there's a situation that you don't like.

Okay, but just don't take it out on me.

I'm not taking it out on you, Craig.

Okay, like I don't put any pressure on you.

I just want to be lovey-dovey and talk about our family.

Yeah, I hear you.

Coming up.

Will you have some things planned?

- I'm so busy- - Yeah.

With everything else.

I would say you're the busiest 26-year-old

in the Northern Hemisphere at the moment.

I don't think so, I have lots of free time.

- You ready for a shoot? - Yeah.

You'll get glammed up.

- Yes. - Julian and Mack

will take care of you. - Yes.

We have a lot of fun color bags coming in-

- Okay. - So,

we got the dress that has a really long train-

- Fun. - You're gonna be on a float

in the middle of the pool- - So fun.

So we're gonna get a little wet, but-

I've never done pool shots, actually.

- So this is a first- - Yeah.

This'll be fun.

I actually wanted to start modeling

before I looked even remotely like a model.

So, when I was about 12, I did a model convention,

and they basically were like, "Go home, get braces,

grow your hair out, grow like six inches,

like why are you here?"

But then I happened to grow six and a half inches

the next year, and I grew my hair out, and I got braces,

so a few years later, I actually started

to look kinda like a model.

- Oh, wow, you look pretty. - You look gorgeous.

- Yay. - Beautiful.

All right, so let's get in the pool.

I'm gonna sink in.

Okay, so my butt's gonna be wet.

- The whole dress can get wet. - Okay.

It's the throwaway dress.

All right.

You know, modeling is not always glamorous,

but I would love to keep doing it as I get older.

Unfortunately, there's not as many jobs here in Charleston,

and it's less high fashion,

which is my wheelhouse, and more commercial.

More smiley, which is not my thing.

Yes.

Oh, I love.

It looks so good, Molly, oh my goodness.

Oh, we've got a drone.

- That's right. - Okay.

So, I'm gonna be shooting you overhead.

- Okay. - So you're modeling up.

There is a very short shelf life of modeling.

Perfect.

I'm up against 16, 17-year-old models who are tiny,

and so it's harder when you're not Kate Moss,

who people will pay $1,000,000 even if you look haggard.

It looks so good, Molly.

Oh my goodness, love it, oh, it's like a mermaid tail.

I love working with you, 'cause I barely have to give you

any direction, and you're just perfect.

I don't know, maybe Molly's slowly

getting her groove back, ish.

We're trying, we're trying.

- Thank you. - Drag me around,

by my ankles.

Good stuff.

Hello.

- Hey. - You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Well, how are you doing?

I saw your Instagram, you were getting all dolled up

at 7:00 AM.

Yeah, I had an early call time this morning.

So you've gone from saving the world to modeling now?

Listen-

- Somebody's gotta do it. - It's a tough job.

I think I was 24 the last time I felt

this unsure of myself and twisted up about somebody.

So, Bahamas,

thank you for hosting us, in advance.

Well, what day are you guys coming down, the 27th, right?

Yeah, that would be the following Monday.

Yes, yes.

Is your family gonna be around?

I don't think so, everyone's in different places

right now. - Sure.

Will you have some things planned?

Mhm, for sure.

I know you're busy, so I'm not gonna

put pressure on you. - Yeah, thank you.

I'm so busy with everything else.

Yeah.

Anyways, just think about it-

- Yeah, for sure. - Look at your schedule,

and I would say you're the busiest 26-year-old

maybe in the Northern Hemisphere at the moment.

I don't think so, I have lots of free time.

Okay.

I'm not an insecure person, thank goodness,

but I thought I wanted somebody who is my peer

and then have an equal balance of power, right?

But, she might be up here,

and I don't like it one bit.

When you're really into somebody,

your mind can play tricks on you,

and I thought I was done with all that,

but it's hard to train yourself sometimes.

You just have to operate on faith at that point,

but your faith is easily tested.

All right, well I'll let you go,

and call me when you get free time or text me, okay?

- Okay, I will- - All right.

- I'll call you later. - Bye, Sienna.

Okay, bye, see ya.

Coming up.

And why don't you put a ring on it?

- I'm gonna propose soon. - Oh.

Really?

- What'd you say, Craig? - He's proposing soon.

- I mean, between us. - Oh, ooh.

Well, hello there, gorgeous.

You're so beautiful. - How are you?

Great, now that you're in the room.

Come on.

So, are we all set?

We're set, so you know, we're gonna

do the caprese salad first,

and then we're gonna do the pappardelle bolognese,

and that's gonna go with the Barolo.

I love Barolo.

Perfect, I can't wait.

- Okay. - All right, thank you.

I will leave you to it.

Let's see.

So, I always place myself first.

Last year, when I had my back fracture.

It's black, I can't drink black coffee.

Okay, I'll redo it.

I couldn't do anything,

so Whitney was in charge of the guy's dinner.

The centerpiece, on or off the table?

Ah, they have to be on the table,

you can't have a nude table.

But now I am back and ready for action.

Alrighty.

Hello?

Hello. - What's up, baby?

Hey, man.

- You look nice. - Look at you,

this is the best I've ever seen you dress.

Thanks, bro.

Randy, I just got a bottle of this Elijah Craig 18.

- Mhm, coming up. - Okay, thank you.

I thought we would sit on the piazza and catch up.

Why don't you have a seat, young squire.

Oh, Randy, thank you so much for that.

You're welcome, I don't if you need napkins there

or a serviette. - Cheers.

Ooh, it stings the nostrils, cheers.

Cheers, old boy.

I wanna hear about Cannes, or Cannes.

I was in Cannes for work, you know, a couple meetings,

and then there's some nightclubs

where we didn't leave till 11:00 AM.

11:00 AM.

Yeah.

Oops.

- Well, hello there. - Hello, how's it going?

- Caught in the act. - Yeah, I guess so.

No, that's perfectly okay.

What would you like to drink, by the way?

- I'll do what she's having. - You want champagne?

- Yes, please, yeah. - Okay.

Anyway, well, since I've been gone, fill me in on what?

I met up with Craig and Shep.

- Right. - And Craig picked up Shep,

which I found to be of an interesting note.

Now that Craig's like, "Well, you're my new best buddy."

Let me ask you, are you jealous

of Shep and Craig hanging out?

What I'm upset about is the very obvious

triangulation tactic that he's trying to use.

Right.

Craig is being so much pettier

than he wants people to believe,

but I don't do that kinda sh--,

so I'm gonna shut my mouth to try and be good with everyone.

- Oh, hello. - Hey, buddy.

- Whoa. - Oh my gosh.

- Bob Evans himself over here. - Hey, bud.

I love the shoes, did you just come from the Cotton Club?

Yeah.

- Okay, guys. - Hello.

- Come indoors. - Okay.

Follow me, follow me.

- Ryan. - Hey.

- What's up, buddy? - Wow.

Y'all look so good.

- Do I? - Beautiful.

- Ryan, what's up, man? - Yeah, Austen,

good seeing you. - Haven't seen you in awhile.

- Yeah, I know, how are you? - You look nice, smell nice.

- What's up, buddy? - Shep, how are you?

Good to see you, yeah.

- Please, please, have a seat. - Thank you.

What is that scent?

It's something French that Eddie bought me

that I have no idea how to pronounce.

So, Eddie is working tonight, I'm so upset.

I know, somebody's gotta work between the two of us.

- Whoa, wow. - There he is.

- What's up? - Okay.

- Is it raining out there? - I can't get up

with a dog on my lap.

This is for you, I'll place it in the kitchen-

- How nice, what is it? - It's just some wine.

- Oh, lovely. - Some Cab.

Thank you so much.

- What's the popped collar? - What do you mean?

Oh, I don't know, I put my jacket on-

- I thought it was like- - Has it been up

the whole time? - A fashion trend,

I don't know, I guess so. - Aw, man.

Oh, that's too funny, I felt all good on the steps too.

- You look good. - Thank you.

You look handsome.

Oh, I like your get togethers,

look at this great looking group.

I love Craig, just let me say,

it was not a purposeful exclusion at my birthday dinner.

- Where's Craig? - I thought he was in Sonoma.

I see Austen and Shep coming and going,

but I never see Craig unless I purposefully ask him

to come over.

Craig, come sit down. - Oh.

How you been? - Great.

How'd the driving lesson go?

I don't know, you'll have to ask Shep.

Hopefully not in the Rolls.

- Yes, it was in the Rolls. - Yeah, Whitney told me

I couldn't drive it.

You're not driving that----ing car.

I wanna see if I can drive it out the gate

and around the block.

I haven't driven for 40 years.

Longer than that.

I don't want her driving, she can't see.

Seeing is overrated.

This is the tricky part, 'cause this is a wide car.

Okay, watch the curb.

Look, I missed the garbage can.

- Oh, shoot. - What?

The girl almost just ran into us.

I didn't see her.

Did the car get----ed up, or?

There was a curb that was hit.

Okay, watch the curb.

Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

oh, oh.

It was bad.

I don't know because I never looked.

Not gonna take the car out again, I've learned my lesson.

Whitney, how much does a rim cost on a Rolls?

It's like as much as your mortgage.

Coming up.

I'm not quite sure I know where I stand at the moment.

I'll tell you exactly where you stand, not rich enough,

boring- - Jesus.

Not famous enough, that's the overriding issue, sorry.

So, should we go into dinner pretty soon?

I'm gonna check on the chef,

excuse me one second. - Okay, yeah.

Excuse me, excuse-moi.

Tell me what's going on.

The Bahamas next week, Patricia.

I draw the line at y'all's trips.

Oh, gosh.

Guys.

Ready?

Our chef is ready.

Let's do it, I'm excited.

Oh, jeez.

You're here.

Okay.

What is this?

Chocolate.

Those are chocolate orange peels.

- Patricia, this is lovely. - Yeah, this is lovely.

Thank you.

So, what you have here- - Wow.

This is Napoleonic China.

I shouldn't touch any of this.

Craig!

- Oh, Craig. - Oh my God.

- You bastard. - Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna keep an eye on you.

Yeah, I shouldn't be touching this stuff.

I'm gonna keep an eye on you.

Oh, here's the chef.

I'm not gonna take up too much of your conversation here.

Oh, that looks beautiful.

Thank you, sir.

- All right, so- - So,

what are we doing?

We're gonna give you a little history lesson.

Although Napoleon, everyone knows him

for the French Revolution, but he was born in Corsica.

Oh, thank you.

So, we're gonna do all Italian food,

all Italian wine.

You have my version of your caprese salad.

Ooh.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

Bon appetite, guys.

- Mm, that's so good. - Outrageous.

And I'm not a tomato person.

Black truffle burrata, taking out the pasta.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Oh, cool.

Wait. - Just read it.

- "Emile, you're"- - "Smile."

"On camera."

"Smile, you're on camera."

That's cool.

Patricia just proved that she shouldn't be driving.

It was right there, I mean, it was right-

I know, it's true, I can't see.

Okay, I didn't know how much danger I was in.

- Wow. - Yay, food.

You're not going home hungry tonight.

- I love you guys. - Wow.

That's gorgeous. - So, ragu is your bolognese,

pasta is there. - Thank you.

Who the hell doesn't like black truffle burrata?

- Mm. - And your fresh basil.

Your wine, the Barolo, enjoy, I'll be back.

Looks fabulous, thank you.

That's where Paige's family is from,

the Barolo region. - Really?

Yeah.

How are you and Paige now?

The same.

She's working in LA this summer.

- She's in LA? - She will be.

Have you ever thought about an ultimatum?

No, because I like what we're doing,

like everyone else kinda just speaks for me.

I don't know what their day-to-day relationship,

you know, looks like, Craig doesn't really

talk about his, you know, relationship.

It's that old adage,

nobody knows what happens behind closed doors.

You just wonder, you know,

but Craig's not of that mindset, man.

He's never, ever told me that they've been in a fight,

which I know can't be true.

So if Craig was like, "Oh, well we've been having problems,

you know, for three months."

I'd be like, "I had no----ing clue, I had no----ing clue."

How many years have you all been together?

Only two and a half, everyone thinks it's been longer.

That's a decent amount of time for sure.

That's when Taylor and I broke up.

You can keep going on and on.

- Yeah. - But it would be interesting

if you proposed, and either she accepts, or she doesn't.

- We're gonna get married. - When?

Whenever we want, it's not set.

Everyone forgets, I haven't asked her yet.

Well, then why don't you put a ring on it?

That's fair, but we're not really

letting the ceremonial stuff keep us from

just living our lives.

It seems like it should be sooner than later.

Once the engagement happens,

it is just a certain level of security of knowing like,

"Okay, marriage is the goal."

You know, and the engagement can be as long

as you want it to be, and you guys can do the New York,

Charleston thing, you know?

In my day, you would meet, and if you got along,

you would date for a certain period of time,

then you'd get engaged, and then you'd get married.

But with this group of guys,

it seems like it's all very murky,

and they seem to have a schedule

that there's no end to the timing.

If it doesn't feel right after two and a half years-

No, sorry,

I meant I'm gonna propose soon.

- Oh. - Really?

Wait, wait, what'd you say, Craig?

- He's proposing soon. - No, I mean soon as in,

probably by the end

of the year. - Oh.

If you said to me right now,

"We need to have a baby or I'm leaving."

You'd have to leave.

Oh, ooh, am I invited to the wedding?

Yes, I mean, between us,

I showed her a sheet of rings and I said, you know,

"Pick your favorite."

And she picked two that were my favorite actually.

What shape did she pick?

Good thing that there's a woman here at this table,

because we would not have asked that question.

She picked an emerald cut and an elongated cushion.

That cut will need side diamonds.

Okay, well I'll come to you and ask you about it.

- Yeah. - I know you know

your diamonds - I do, I do,

that's the one thing I do know about.

Are you gonna then be like,

"Hey, I want you to move here."

Or no?

We don't know where we're gonna end up,

but we're not gonna let that ruin the happiness of today.

Well, how is that gonna work out then?

What rule says says we have to pick one city?

Gonna use the restroom.

Look, I don't care, I want the happiness best for you.

But nothing is keeping us from traveling weekly.

- Okay, well- - Whitney, don't lean back.

- Ooh. - Oh, no.

Oh, Jesus.

- sh--, this - ing chair, Mom.

We've never had a dinner where a chair didn't get broken.

He pulled a Craig!

Oh my God, Craig, that chair is about

to collapse on you. - Craig!

It doesn't make any difference

what kind of elevated theme I choose,

because basically it breaks down into arguments,

accusations, breakage.

If you didn't have

these 19th century cheap chairs.

They're not cheap.

Look, we got a replacement for you.

Very good, thank you.

It was fabulous.

So delicious, and knocked him out of his chair.

What the hell just happened?

You missed it.

Turn around. - Turn around.

- Whitney. - Whitney, what is this?

I----ing leaned back and the thing just collapsed.

I reinforced the legs, but I didn't reinforce the back-

So he decided to take it out on the top.

- What, Whitney. - I just love how quick

they had a new one ready to go by.

- Yeah, it was really- - That was a quick transition.

Excuse me, excuse me.

- Ooh. - Hi, so, dessert,

dark chocolate and salted caramel panna cotta,

with vanilla and toasted almond Chantilly cream,

and then fresh berries.

As Napoleon would say, bon appetite.

- I mean, it's really good. - Patricia-

- Mm. - Pasta, chocolate,

what are you doing to us?

Mm.

What's gonna happen in Nassau?

Shep's girlfriend, I haven't met her yet,

is she excited that we're coming down?

Yeah, yeah.

Will you have some things planned?

Mhm, for sure.

I think it's very convenient for all you guys

to have girlfriends in other states.

Countries.

Are you love with her, or?

We said that to each other, yep, more than once.

I don't think it's any secret that Shep

isn't the most versed in love, and signals,

he's kind of a newbie at all this.

Are you guys full on back on talking every day

and you're like,

"It's okay, baby." - We're talking,

and everything's cool, I just don't know,

we haven't seen each other in over a month and a half.

I think that Sienna told Shep that she loved him

so that she can, you know, keep him on the hook,

and then that kinda gave her a longer leash

to do what she wanted,

and clearly whatever that she wants to do is ghosting Shep

for days at a time.

There are periods of time you can't even

get ahold of her, right?

She just has a lot on her plate, yeah.

We're going to find her.

We're strapping up and flying to the Bahamas.

I'm bringing the whole clan to go find her.

And then what?

I'm not quite sure I know where I stand at the moment.

I'll tell you where you stand.

Shep, not rich enough, boring-

- Jesus. - Not famous enough,

and that's the overriding issue, sorry,

excuse me for a second.

Shep, I'll tell you exactly where you stand,

not rich enough, boring- - Jesus.

Not famous enough, and that's the overriding issue.

Sorry, excuse me for a second,

I've got to go to the bathroom.

Whitney.

Whitney can be a jackass, he has zero filter

and zero awareness about being rude sometimes.

Whitney is jet lagged,

he came home last night at midnight from Europe.

He came home from Europe-

- Sorry. - To deliver that line.

Wow.

Maybe, Whitney, you should go to bed.

I think you're getting put to bed by your mom.

He's gonna throw a fit.

Should we go into the living room?

No.

That was impressive.

Great dinner, one of the best dinners I've been to.

- Yes. - Amazing, thank you.

This mirror is in the perfect place.

- Craig, your deep navy tux- - Oh my God,

Whitney is so drunk. - That's the most

traditional tux there is, I gotta say.

- Really? - Yeah, you're rocking it.

Honey, can I help you upstairs to go to bed?

Yeah, that's really funny.

All right, guys, I'm going to retire to my boudoir,

you all have fun. - Thank you, Patricia.

- Oh, we well. - My pleasure.

Thank you so much.

- Ryan- - Okay.

If you could take her upstairs, please.

Yeah, of course.

Do you think he wants to get rid of me?

And you were trying to do the same thing.

I know, I've been trying to get him.

So the idea is we go to Nassau,

she has zero interest in you.

That's bullsh--.

She's the one who reached out to me first.

She approached Whitney-

- Shut up. - Before Shep.

Oh, wait, wait, what?

Sienna and him used to talk on Raya before Shep.

- Oh, really? - Wait, what?

We didn't talk on Raya, she just liked me first.

Huh.

But I didn't respond.

I knew that they connected on Raya.

It must suck me being better than you.

But, I'm not gonna give any empathy from Whitney,

and I think we've established that.

Well,

Ryan, do you smoke cigars?

I would smoke a cigar, yeah.

Let's----ing smoke one.

Where's the cigars?

Hey, you know what,

my cigars are in the----ing cottage.

What?

Oh yeah, jet lag.

He's out of his mind.

It's like having dinner with your granddad.

- It's kinda interesting- - When they just

have no filter.

Shep, are you pissed at Whitney at all?

No.

If you don't laugh, then that gives it credence.

Okay.

Shep, if you were to think about the perfect Bahamas trip,

what would that look like?

There's a part of me that thinks

that it'll be kumbaya and, oh I came, you know,

we kinda remember how much we make each other happy and-

- Mhm. - Then great,

we move from there.

It's like you're in the Bahamas,

y'all gonna have a good time together.

Right.

Yeah.

Here's the Bahamas.

Ah!

- Oh my God. - Oh my God.

It's the trip of a lifetime.

♪ Ba-ba-doo

He's doing yoga with us.

- Ah. - Ooh!

Still to come on this season

of "Southern Charm".

Hello?

- Did he just call her twice? - Yeah, I think so.

What's new, no answer.

I know you would feel a lot of what I do,

because I've heard it from your perfect

little freckled lips.

We were in love.

I dunno if we were in love.

Have you ever seen Shep so emotional?

He is having a taste of his own medicine.

I don't like this, I shouldn't have done this.

There's a side of JT that is loving, caring.

He has feelings for you.

No, no cameras, but come on in.

I was like, "Trying not to be an alcoholic

is now affecting my friendship with Austen."

I just didn't----ing know that, Craig.

Must've been a great spot.

Cheers to the end,

or the beginning. - I know.

Did you say the word "affair"?

- Craig, you're lying. - It was loud and clear.

- What you said blamed us. - What you said blamed-

No, I didn't say what you said.

I will---- you up.

What a----ing night.

- When am I gonna see you? - Never,

this is the last time you're ever gonna see me,

and you just don't know it.

I'm gonna propose.

There were cracks.

It doesn't sound like he was driving this bus.

She asked me to buy her a ring, and I did.

It was just like over it.

It's weird to mourn someone that's still alive.