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Previously on "Southern Charm".

We don't need to beef about this.

- No. - It's an agree to disagree.

- Yeah, well, we have - We've covered enough.

Yeah.

As JT and Craig move past the bitch comment

heard around the world,

me and Austen were fit to be tied.

Craig and JT had coffee together.

What?

So [----] them.

Meanwhile, Taylor was questioning Salley's past actions.

You can't just take this girl's word as Bible.

Gaston told me to keep his name outta my [----ing] mouth.

Just as Salley was ready to move

towards a friendlier future.

I would like to extend an invite

to my housewarming party to you.

All right. Yeah.

But when we all got together at Salley's,

she decided to flip the script on Taylor.

There are people in this group

that have told me not to trust you.

And Craig kicked his feud with Austen

into high gear.

The podcast was only good because of our friendship.

Now the chemistry's just not there anymore.

How much would I have to give you to sign papers

saying Craig owns Pillows and Beer now?

Wait, what? We're doing this?

Wow.

♪ Ooh, ooh, if looks could kill ♪

♪ Back it up now 'cause he's going under ♪

♪ Ba ba doo

♪ Mm-hm

Oh!

Drink up.

Watch a frog come outta here.

Ah.

Wrinkle, wrinkle, little star.

Let's lube up our instrument.

Salley.

Salley!

Back here!

Hey! - Hi.

- Come back. - Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Good. How you feel?

How do you feel?

I have a new outlook on life.

- Oh, okay. - You know,

after almost losing mine. - Aww!

Hi.

Oh [sh--]! Venita jumped in.

- Oh my God. - Who?

Venita.

- Is she okay? - Oh my God. Is she drowning?

I got her.

I have never cannonballed before,

and I probably shouldn't have tried it last night.

- Oh, good. - Yeah, you know, drowning.

What a way to spice a party up and switch the vibe.

I brought your clothes back.

Between your clothes,

I got Craig's clothes in the bath tub.

Oh!

Like, Craig saving my life last night, iconic.

So like, how was last night

and talking to Taylor?

Oh, well, I thought we left things, like, good.

Okay. Well, I don't like that she left abruptly.

Yeah, she did kinda, didn't she?

I think she was upset I said that people here

said that they don't trust her.

There are people in this group

that have told me not to trust you.

I've had a longstanding history with them.

I know I [----ed] up last year.

Well, she knows that though. We've all said it to her.

I don't think any one of us hates you.

I think all of us are extremely disappointed

in your behavior.

The full truth is that we did kiss.

And that has caused a major setback,

you know, with the girls.

Yeah, I get that. Thank you.

All of us have kept it cordial with her.

But because of what Taylor and Austen did

behind Olivia's back, I'm not gonna just be like,

"Hey, girl. Let's go hang out."

No. Like, earn my trust back.

You don't just get it because you're a part of this group.

And we didn't say it in a malicious way.

We were just like, "We have to, obviously, be weary

of what we've seen you do to someone

that you consider to be your best friend."

Mm-hm.

Hey, baby.

Hello. Hello.

I'm in the kitchen.

Hey, bubbas.

How are you?

- Hi, baby. - Hi, baby.

How are you?

- I'm good. How are you? - Good.

How were they last couple days?

Griffey's been so good with his potty training.

How was work, baby? - It was good.

I missed you.

I missed you too.

It was busy. - You've been gone a lot.

Yeah, I know.

Buddy, you gotta go out?

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Griffey.

I remember the moment that I fell in love with Gaston.

We were at dinner, and it felt like I was talking

to one of my best friends.

And I was like, that is a person I wanna spend

a good amount of time with.

So I'm not gonna say the rest of my life yet.

I don't wanna jinx anything.

Well, I'm sad you're coming to Molly's tuba concert.

I know.

Sad I'm missing it, but. - Yeah.

I'll send you videos.

I think Salley will be there, so.

As far as the girls go, like,

I seem to be in better graces with everybody.

I mean, you've seen everybody, right?

- I've seen everybody. - The last couple weeks.

But Salley said they're wary of me.

It's like, oh, you know,

I wrong one person who knows these people,

and I feel like they're mad at me

'cause of all this situation.

It kinda is a [sh---y] feeling.

I'm trying to, you know, build back

what, I guess, trust that I lost with the girls

because of everything that happened last year.

My whole intention of coming out here was to fix this.

Obviously, I know that that's probably not

gonna be the resolution today.

I hope that it is at some point.

And I genuinely apologize again.

I apologize to people that I've hurt

and for the things that I've done along the way.

And it seems like Salley is trying

to, like, reinforce their opinions of me.

Listen, at the end of the day, you apologized, right?

So, the ball's in their court.

If they don't wanna forgive you, that's on them.

You don't need to go there with,

like, roll over and, you know, pet my belly.

I don't have to be best friends with the girl.

- Yeah, and that's okay. - Yeah.

Like, we don't have to be buddy-buddy with everyone.

Like, that's not natural. - Yeah. No.

But I'm nervous that she's gonna try

to, like, not come around or, like

I don't want that.

Like, do you think Gaston doesn't want her around?

I'm sure he has something to do with it.

'Cause I think he's very protective over her.

I don't want, I hope she's not getting in trouble

for, like, me having his name in my mouth.

Because it's not, like she can't control what I said.

I hope not either. I don't.

You know what, we never see him, though, so.

- I know. - She seems happy,

so I'm just gonna keep my fingers crossed that she is.

Yeah, I just want her to be happy.

Yeah.

- What's up, dude? - This is so nice.

Thank you guys for having me. - Hey!

- Hey, Shep. - How are you?

Long time, no see, buddy. - Good to see you.

- Doing all right? - Catch any fish today?

Yeah, I mean, none of the captains.

- One of us will. - Captain's gonna teach us.

- What's up? Hey, man. - Austin.

JT. Nice to meet you, Austin.

Apparently, Austen's here in spirit.

Austen's mad at us for going fishing with JT.

I'm just shocked is all that I'm saying.

Letting people live rent free in your head is a poison.

And the only person Austen is hurting

by staying mad at JT is himself.

All right, let's catch some fish.

Yeah, y'all hop on in, man.

I'm ready if y'all are ready.

Hopefully I don't fall down the water.

- JT. - I'm already almost falling.

Jesus.

I don't think I've ever fished off of a boat.

How have you never been saltwater fishing?

I golf. It's just a lot dryer there.

Important to cultivate all sorts of new hobbies.

Well, I'm looking to try and develop,

you know, our relationship.

Therefore, I think fishing could be fun.

I'm gonna work at it. - Okay.

I know, like, men are supposed to like,

it's a gender thing.

Like, oh, you're a dude, you have a penis.

Like, you gotta go hunt and you gotta go fish.

But I have really no interest in fishing.

I'm happy to have you around.

I like having you around, JT.

Good. I like hearing you say that.

Yeah.

God, I sound negative.

Just give me a golf club.

I just saw some on the screen right here.

- Nice. - Okay.

So let me show you what we're doing.

I don't have to touch the fish though, right?

Nah, you gotta cut it up too, man.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Come grab one of these live ones.

Put the hook right through his nose.

Ugh!

- All right, JT. - It's fine, man.

They don't the feel pain we do.

Ooh!

What, do I just grab him? - Yeah, just grab him.

- Out of the net. - And then do what?

We're gonna put him on the hook.

And we're gonna rip its head off.

Where's JT from is my question I have.

'Cause even if you're from Nebraska,

like, as a young boy, like, someone took you

to a pond or something.

If there's water,

I get a little nervous.

Like, some people are scared of heights.

I'm scared of going into, like, deep, murky water.

Just water in general.

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

Ah!

Not my vibe. Nope.

Just grab it.

- Go home! - No, don't knock it out.

That's our [----ing] bait. - This is not,

I don't wanna do it.

Just flopping around. - Just grab a fish.

There you go. - There you go. Nice.

I've never given someone more chances

in my entire [----ing] life.

Just your finger. Just one finger.

When do I let go of the finger?

Somewhere right in front of you.

- Hey! - That'll work.

- Hey! - That'll work

for your first time.

Like, I know he can just be a normal, like, fun guy.

But then he has this other side to him,

which is kinda crazy.

I'm gonna perform the first ever [----] boy exorcism.

- Hey! - Yeah!

Hey! Let's go!

Turn around real quick.

All right, bring him over the boat, JT.

Okay.

So it's hard to say no to the nice guy.

You just hope that the crazy guy stays home.

- You need some help? - I can't believe you're

holding it. - I got it.

Okay, boys, get in here.

You caught a fish, bro.

A big old red right here.

Nice, man. You just caught a fish.

Yeah!

Coming up.

You had feelings for Sienna like you did Taylor?

Okay, I dropped an L bomb pretty early.

- With Sienna? - Yes.

He's being an asshole, just like this one.

Talking about people having affairs.

Ah, [sh--].

- Knock, knock. - Hello.

What's up?

coffee maker is like

Do you ever use this coffee maker?

I mean, it's so complicated,

you need a PhD in astrophysics to, like, know how to run it.

It's good for espresso,

which I was gonna make one if you want one.

Or I can also break open the Pappy's 12.

I don't say no to Pappy.

Just something to wet the whistle.

Cheers, baby. - Cheers.

Let's go upstairs, man.

You're not gonna play the guitar for me, are you?

I'm not playing guitar for you.

Okay. Thanks.

I know how much you love my heavy metal.

Have a seat, my friend.

I love this place.

It reminds me of my soul.

It's- - Thank you.

Dark and moody.

Madison, how many girls

has Whitney banged on this couch?

I don't know.

I told Whitney, "Me and Brett totally banged

in your bathroom." - Did you?

- And he was like, "What?" - No!

He's all weird about his bathroom.

- No, I didn't. - Because he has,

like, a $15,000 Japanese toilet.

Okay, what's the gossip?

I mean, Shep's Instagram picture.

Wait, tell me.

Well, wait. - That's the [----ing] gossip.

I kind of took it as like a slap.

I texted back Shep and I was like,

"Man, y'all are assholes."

I'm with you about Craig.

I thought he was a genuine friend.

I thought that he would choose me over JT,

but it seems to me like that's not the case.

The reason I'm mad is because Craig's calling me on the side

being like, "We're done with this guy."

And I'm like, "Say less."

Do you really think for one second

I would have an affair with you?

And now he's going fishing?

No. I'm mad.

And then Craig told me

that he wants to dissolve our podcast, basically.

Oh.

The podcast was only good because of our friendship.

Now the chemistry's just not there anymore.

- Really? - Yeah.

For good or just like-

See, but that's what he said.

He was like... - Separation?

Well, that's what I thought.

I was like, "What's going on here?"

You know? - And you didn't really

seem to have an answer.

I didn't. Because I haven't thought about it.

Suddenly, Craig become a bit sanctimonious

and judgemental,

thinking that, you know, he needs to move on from Austen

because Austen is not behaving up to his standards.

That's not the case at all.

It's not so much that

as me going to Craig,

giving him some criticism,

and him not being able to handle it whatsoever.

So I mean, this is just like what you wanna do.

Like, you just, like, wanna hide out

and not make the effort anymore-

- Not make the, what? - Than, like, what we do.

- We record twice a week. - I know. I know that.

And we see each other at the gym.

But Craig, man, that's business.

My whole life is business now.

Okay.

And now he's like, "Oh, well, you think this?

I'm taking, you know, my basketball

and I'm going [----ing] home."

Craig and I have been together for so long

that I just thought that the friendship

just meant more to him.

And it's becoming increasingly clear to me

that I don't think he gives a

about friendship, really.

I think he literally just sees dollar signs

in everything that he does.

It bums me out, for sure.

Like, I am sad. I'm sad.

Dude, I'm starving.

Here, you can do the cucumbers.

Oh.

You want me to get a peeler?

Or do you wanna, here, let's watch you do this.

- Pineapple? - Yeah.

How the [sh--] am I gonna do this? I like it.

Watch out.

I almost did it.

There you go. - Good job.

Hey.

Dude, I wish we could cook the fish we caught.

But you know, but they're too big.

They needed to be smaller.

What did we name the fish? Austen?

Yeah.

Should we cook Austen?

Well, he texted me, upset.

I think he thinks it a jab at him

with you being like, "Come here, JT."

We're just being nice.

But it's not, but it's really not.

Like, this has nothing to do with Austen.

I honestly did this,

like, with pure intentions.

You're just viral for all the wrong reasons, you know?

We just went fishing with someone.

We went fishing. That's it.

This is ridiculous.

Yeah, I was just thinking.

Oh, let me turn the fire on.

Yeah.

Fire ball.

- Oh, there we go. - Yeah!

There we go.

Oh. - Eureka.

Yeah, man, this is my, like, happy spot.

You have been itching

for this white picket fence existence.

Now you have it.

Well, I think everyone knows that, like,

if it was up to me, we would just get engaged.

I want a wife and a family.

Ugh.

But she changes her mind a lot about stuff, you know?

Like one day, she'll text me and say,

"Let's build a [----ing] farmhou in the middle of nowhere."

Or like, you know, "I'm moving to Charleston."

But then she'll have a good day in New York

and be like, "I love it up here."

Is that hard to hear?

It gets confusing.

Yeah.

Me waiting a few years to have a kid, not a big deal.

Did you decide it or did Paige decide

that you wanna wait three or four years?

Or did you both decide? - She did.

And then it made sense to me.

But what I'm risking is

what if Paige wants to turn those couple years

into 10 years?

I think that's life, right? - Yeah.

It's a bunch of decisions and-

- Compromises. - Compromise.

I mean, look at you, you're talking

to someone in the Bahamas because you liked the person.

I wanna do the proper island hop.

Yeah, let's do it. I mean.

I'll chalk out like three weeks at least. A month?

- Okay. - Maybe in September.

The crazy thing is I don't get that into girls.

- Right. - So if it happened so quickly

after Taylor, it was a little bit of an epiphany.

You had that strong, you had feelings for Sienna

like you did Taylor?

Okay, I dropped an L bomb pretty [----ing] early.

- With Sienna? - Yes.

We were not clothed, I'll say that.

And then I said it a couple more times.

All these things are swimming in my head.

And it's the first time I've really thought

about the future seriously with somebody.

Maybe this is what I'm supposed to do

with the rest of my life.

Down in the Bahamas, have kids,

and sit on a beach and maybe buy a little motel

on the white sand.

Just be Jimmy Buffett without the guitar.

You don't have those fantasies

if you don't feel strongly about somebody.

So the feeling is there.

Well, are you exclusive?

- Yes. - Oh, you are?

I am.

But have you talked to her about it?

We haven't said anything.

I don't think we need, I mean, we maybe should.

You don't want her to be with someone else.

No.

And you don't wanna be with someone else.

No, I don't.

Coming up.

I'm just telling the truth.

JT, peace, dude.

See, that's what I got at the driving range.

That's the [sh--] I got.

Oh man.

Alrighty.

Hi.

Hi, Mom.

Hey, sweet. How are you?

I have my concert later, so.

Yeah, I know.

Listen, it's at 7:30, right?

Yeah, 7:30.

I'm stressing out.

Why?

I have that little solo, so I'm just like,

I don't wanna mess it up.

I messed it up in rehearsal the other day.

I started the tuba when I was like 10 or 11.

And I got almost a full ride to college for music.

Well, they say, "Bad rehearsal, good performance."

They say that. - I know. I hope so.

But then my modeling career popped off.

And so I kinda quit playing for over a decade.

I was practicing it here in the house

and I did it perfectly.

But like, we're playing it towards the end of the program,

so it's like my mouth's gonna be shot at that point,

my lips. - Oh.

I'll be honest, I've gotten a little bit of lip filler

since college when I used to play.

And so I can't hit the higher notes as much.

Like, it's more lip to fit into the mouthpiece.

Yeah, you got it down? I mean, if you

Oh yeah. I mean, I can play it by ear.

- Then don't stress it. - Yeah. It'll be fine.

It's just extra pressure on me

because all my buddies are coming

except for Madison and Austen.

They're not gonna be able to make it tonight.

And there's gonna be, like, possibly 500 people there.

That's why you're freaking out.

Oh yeah.

No, I mean, yeah. Yeah, partly.

And what are you gonna do afterwards?

So yeah, my friend JT, he has, like, this event space.

And he offered that up for all of us to hang out afterwards.

- Okay. - All right, well,

I've gotta put on some makeup and stuff.

- Okay. - Love you.

All right. See you later, babe.

I love you. - Bye.

You know, a couple years ago, I put on 80's rock ballads

and I was just jamming out,

and I immediately just, it hit me like a bus.

Like, you have to get back into music.

This was your calling.

I was always so good at music.

All right.

And the next day, I sent my euphonium

that I hadn't played in a decade

off to be cleaned.

Let's go.

And I contacted Charleston Concert Band,

which happens to be directed

by my high school band teacher.

And I emailed him, and I was like,

"I don't know if you remember me,

but you changed my life."

I feel like such a nerd right now.

But he was like, "Molly, of course I remember you."

Hi. - Hey, Molly.

And the rest is history.

Okay.

Hi, JT.

Hey. Good to see you.

Good to see you.

- Hey, look who it is. - What's up?

- Hey. - How are you?

- Good to see you. - I haven't been

to a concert since college.

- How are you? - Good.

Good to see you.

- Dang. - Wow.

Look at you.

- Hi, hi, hi. - Hey.

- Wow. Mama, how are you? - Wow.

How are you?

Wow, the three stooges.

Wait, look at these guys.

- How are you? - How are you?

Good to see you. - Good to see you.

Hi.

All right, guys. It's time.

Hi.

Has it started?

Sounds like it started.

I think it's the first row.

First two rows? - Sorry, guys.

All my friends are here.

Where is she?

Shep, sit the down.

I love that Molly is a trained musician.

Like, that's incredibly charming.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

And welcome to the Charleston Concert Band's

Spring Suite Concert.

And now, please welcome to the podium,

the conductor of the Charleston Concert Band,

Basil Kerr.

I'd like to see you dance to that song.

It would be fun for me to watch.

I think I have on the perfect dress for it.

I see a lot of twirling.

I wouldn't necessarily ever,

like, go onto Spotify and fire up a tuba playlist.

But I'm excited that she has found something

that fills her purpose cup.

All right.

I love music so much that I wanna do the song justice.

Like, I want everything to sound

as perfect as I know it can sound.

It's hard to explain unless you're, like, a band nerd.

But it was just really moving.

Music,

music changes, it changes you.

- Whoo! - Yay!

I'm so proud.

- Hey. - Going down my line.

- Rapturous. Rapturous. - Oh, thank you.

- You crushed it. - Yes. Thank you.

That was awesome.

- Thanks for coming- - Yeah.

And supporting my nerd stuff.

Hold on.

This is so lame. I'm crying over a tuba.

I need a drink.

Celebrate? Let's do it.

All right, y'all, let's go party.

Coming up.

She doesn't know the extent of the relationship

that you had with Gaston

and it's messed up.

What was the extent of it, Salley?

Okay, boys.

All right.

What can I get you guys to drink?

- Do you have beer? - Oh, there's actually

beer in the fridge, Shep.

I'm also having food delivered-

- Perfect. - For the nice touch.

There's beer, champagne.

Whatever you need, buddy.

Whitney.

Whitney?

All right, food just texted me they're outside.

Can you pour me a little bit of this with some ice?

Drink it neat. Man up.

I never disliked JT.

But in deference to Austen,

I always, you know, had Austen's back.

Plus obviously you wanna defend your mother's honor.

Has it been confirmed that he actually did call you a bitch?

I'm assuming it's true, but I don't know.

Seems hard to believe, but you never know

what can come out of his mouth.

I've been on the outs with the group now

for, what has it been, a month?

What kind of food do you got?

Barbecue.

So I'm on pins and needles.

But we are homies, so this is reintroduction.

- Knock, knock. - Hotdogs.

Oh, yum.

Oh, hi. - Hey, Tay.

- We have to catch up. - We have a lot to talk about.

- I know. - Much to talk about.

Much to talk about.

Oh, please don't spill that.

You're making me very nervous right now.

I'm trying to get it to go over.

You don't have to do that.

It doesn't matter. - There we go.

Just shake it up. - You know what

you can help me with?

- What's that? - Some plates.

I'm assuming this was Shep, just-

I would assume that you're right.

Leaving chicken around.

Can I get you a drink, Taylor?

I would love a drink.

I put your half-eaten chicken tender back in there.

Did you just get a plate for just yourself?

I got 10 plates.

Oh.

10 stars, Uber.

Thank you.

Oh, food. - Hi.

I'm gonna help you get plates.

Thanks, Tay.

- Oh. - Boys.

Shep brought a couple plates over.

10, to be exact.

- Hi! - Oh!

- Hello. - Wow.

Oh, I was like, "Where are all the women?"

Party's here.

, my finger's stuck.

Are you okay?

Wait, what in the world?

Molly, I will make you a drink

as a concession for your wonderful performance.

Thank you. Thanks, everyone, for coming.

What are you thinking?

I...

- What are you thinking? - Maybe just like champagne

or wine or something. - Champagne?

- For right now, yeah. - Okay.

Yeah, champagne. Thank you.

Watch out. Sorry.

- Think skinny. Think skinny. - I'm so excited.

Where are the plates? - I parked illegally.

- I was looking for a plate. - The champagne,

it's not very cold.

Do you want a Bud Light, just while that waits?

Yeah. Let me have a, yeah.

Hold on.

And a plate.

How have you been?

I know. It's been a while.

But I've been good.

- Yeah? - Uh-huh.

Good.

Just staying busy.

I'm just eating out of the trays.

- Yeah. - Ladies, who wants a beer?

Oh my God, I love you.

Thank you.

- I'm hot. I'm sorry. - Oh.

- Yeah. - Leave it on.

No, I don't care.

It's just us.

- Your- - Yeah.

Arm pit sweat.

Do you mind? We're just friends.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Make that very clear.

Shep looks like a poet today.

Like, he looks like he practices tantric sex or something.

Tantric sex takes forever.

So we haven't seen each other,

obviously, since the horse race.

And then you went to go play. - Yeah, and you shady dipped.

Like, you didn't even say goodbye to me.

I did.

So, I'm glad that your scab is healing.

Looks better than last time I saw you.

So, I'm pitting out.

And my scab is healing.

This conversation is really good.

Yeah, your scab is, it's looking good.

Thank you. My leg's doing better too.

Good.

I'm sorry. What kind of sex is that?

Tantric sex.

You haven't heard of it?

No, but I wanna know.

It's like, kinda like yoga and positions

and like, movement. - For how long?

Tantric sex. For like long periods of time.

- Hours. - Hours.

Like I got a day to get an orgasm.

I feel, like, rubbed raw.

Yeah, no. I don't need hours.

My vagina will fall off. - Yeah.

I think you need a lot of towels.

Ew. Yeah, no, that sounds like too much work for me.

I'd rather go to bed at like 10:30.

I don't wanna be up doing all that.

Leave me alone.

Whitney, what's your favorite sex position?

Downward dog.

So.

So you've been good, right? You've been good?

I've been good.

Well, I did,

I'm trying to be delicate.

But I just, I know so much about Salley

and Gaston's relationship.

I do know things. - Fling.

It was months long.

No. It was not.

This place is cute.

She was in love with him.

Will you get me a plate?

Shep, will you get me a plate?

Here.

Yeah, I've been meaning to take those over. Sorry.

No, you're good.

Okay, well, maybe she was in love with him.

And maybe that's why she's dragging his name.

Because she's not over him.

All right, I'm gonna just say something

and you're gonna hate me for this.

Gaston, he was cheating on my friend with Salley.

No.

I'm not doing that, JT.

We're not bashing my boyfriend. Period.

What's happening?

They in there screaming about something.

I'm just telling the truth.

No. Stop.

What's going on?

He's just, he's being an asshole, just like this one.

Trying to drag my boyfriend's name. Just stop.

It's an easy name to drag.

This is the diabolical

that everyone's experiencing with JT.

You just caught a stray bullet.

It's like a drive-by.

I was like,

I have not.

I told her his name would not be in my mouth,

and it has not been in my mouth since my party.

He said what?

"You're not gonna like me for this."

Don't. He's talking about people having affairs.

I'm not doing this.

She's gonna deny this stuff.

Like, this is, what am I supposed to do?

I don't know if being an arbiter of truth

makes you a bad person.

But I do care about Taylor, her wellbeing, her future.

So I'm coming at this with no agenda for myself.

But only so that I can make sure that

as she proceeds with her own decision-making from here,

that she has the information.

Do you want something? Can I get you something?

No.

I'm not doing this [bullsh--].

He's making up stuff, and I'm not doing it.

Wait, let's try. What is he making up?

He's trying to talk about my boyfriend

just like this one used to. - What did he say?

Don't bring me into this, Taylor.

Why is she bringing me in this?

- I don't know. - Why is she bringing me

in this? - What is going on?

Y'all haven't talked in a while.

We were just having a conversation.

I was having a great conversation with him.

Did you ask him where he was getting this information?

I don't give a [sh--].

He's pulling it out of his asshole.

That's where he's getting it.

Oh, that's not good.

This is his place.

He can be an asshole in his own place,

but I'm not going to - Sorry, I'm not an asshole.

I'm just telling the truth. - No, you're not.

- What's the truth here? - I'm not doing this.

Nope. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm good. - TJ, what's going on?

He's being diabolical. It's not stopping.

Taylor.

Okay, what the hell just happened? What the [----]?

JT, can you tell me what you said?

I will. I will.

I mean, she doesn't know the extent

of the relationship that you had with Gaston,

and it's messed up.

What was the extent of it, Salley?

What the hell just happened? What the [----]?

JT, can you tell me what you said?

I will. I will.

I mean, she doesn't know the extent

of the relationship that you had with Gaston,

and it's messed up.

What was the extent of it, Salley?

Why do you hate him so much? 'Cause I wanna know.

Wait, like, they still have a relationship?

No, no, no. Taylor thinks it was like a summer fling.

We said I love you to each other.

Okay, so you had a relationship.

You know what it was, Salley.

But why does it matter, JT?

Like, what's the point?

It's one of those things where,

like, you were the other woman,

and it was a full-blown affair.

JT, but why are you doing this again?

- Stop for a second. - It's not your business.

Just, JT.

Taylor's not your girlfriend.

She's not. I know.

But she's my friend.

What are you trying to say?

That I homewrecked Gaston? - You did.

I went to Royal American with my friend,

and Gaston was there.

He was touching my leg.

I had no [----ing] clue he had a girlfriend.

One thing led to another,

we're making out in the parking garage,

sucked his dick a little bit.

A little bit?

How do you suck dick a little bit?

Then I found out that he had a girlfriend.

I'm owing my [sh--] right now.

I found out. Did I stop?

And then you kept going with it.

I kept going.

Because I was already hooked at that point.

And then he chose Taylor.

- But what do you want- - No, he didn't.

Her to say?

But what's your goal, JT?

He broke up with his girlfriend,

and me and him had a relationship.

He met my dying grandmother at 96 years old.

The last guy that she met in my life was him.

You have no idea how deep it went

and how much that guy scarred me.

Why would you hook up with him?

He's not good-looking.

- Shut the hell up. - I'm just saying.

He looks mid, average.

Come on, man. Who taught you that?

I'm just saying.

Big downgrade.

JT, this is everyone's problem with you.

You say stuff when it has nothing to do with you

and there's no purpose.

What would you like Salley to do in this moment

now that you've brought up a whole bunch of

that's not your business?

What are you getting out of it?

I think the truth

would actually help Taylor get out of

What would you like her to say?

The truth to know that her current boyfriend

cheated on his girlfriend?

- I'm looking out for Taylor. - God, you're being such

an asshole, dude.

And now you're gonna make us look bad

for going fishing with you.

You can't do this to people's lives.

And this is what I've heard that you've been doing

to other people.

And that feels very threatening.

Everything you said's eloquent and well articulated

except when it's the truth.

'Cause here's the deal.

I'm sorry, Mr. Two Fake Eyebrows and a [sh---y] Hairline Guy.

Not listening. Not on this.

And that people deserve to know.

I'm gonna tell the truth to my friends.

Period.

Let me ask you a question.

If you knew that someone was driving head on

into a car accident, you could stop it,

would you say something or would you let your friend

just get crushed?

You say it once.

But she doesn't like it and she's not receiving it,

so why do you keep pressing it then?

A true friend just will tell you the hard truth.

I can see beyond the person

he puts on in front of this group.

Ooh, that looks yummy on you.

Yummy? Did you just call me yummy?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, you look nice.

It's like I get Jared and everyone else gets JT.

And JT has to be the big man in the room.

But like, Jared is, like, soft and,

like, tender and quiet and doesn't have to,

doesn't put on in front of me.

He's just like, this is who I am.

And this is a good opportunity for me

to speak my side of things.

And a lot of what's been said about me to the friend group

has been echoed in error.

JT look kind yummy in that T-shirt.

I'm looking for truth because I care about people.

- JT, I asked you to stay- - Craig. There we go, Craig.

There we go, Craig. - Out of people's business

unless it concerns you, and you promised me

that you could do that. - It does concern me, Craig.

Why didn't you just have my back?

Taylor's a friend. She deserves to know the truth.

No, she asked you not to tell her.

It's not up to you.

But you keep saying a bunch of [sh--] to people.

You made Taylor cry and you made Salley half cry.

You're really a good lawyer right now.

You're very good. - It's not.

It's me sticking up for what's right.

Because you're protecting something I don't understand.

Why do you wanna tear Salley down?

What is your goal?

It's just confusing.

I just don't know why. I don't even [----ing] know you.

- Okay. - Yeah, like, again,

not your business. - Okay, Craig.

What do you not understand about that?

Craig, you stick with it, bro.

You stick with that.

This isn't the same person

that went fishing with me and Shep earlier this week-

- Oh Lord. Craig. - 'Cause you were

so nice and happy and kind.

I am nice and kind. I'm just telling the truth.

JT, peace, dude. [----] you.

See, Craig?

That's the kind of stuff that's actually [bullsh--].

That's what I got at the driving range.

That's the [sh--] I got.

This isn't the same person

that went fishing with me and Shep earlier this week-

- Oh Lord. Craig. - 'Cause you were

so nice and happy and kind.

I am nice and kind. I'm just telling the truth.

JT, peace, dude. [----] you.

See, Craig? That's what I got at the driving range.

That's the [sh--] I got.

You bring it up again, you won't see me again.

And Craig, I'm telling you, I'm sticking with the truth.

This isn't healthy for me.

Craig, hold on.

- Nah. - Why is he so upset?

This is bananas.

Shep, I need you to stay

'cause I wanna know, like, did he call Miss Patricia,

like, a bad name? - No, I did not.

Did he say Madison was having an affair?

Shep, did I call Miss Patricia the B-word?

I don't remember that.

Thank you, Shep.

Craig said you did.

I did not call your mother the B-word.

I'm getting gaslit.

I'm outta here. Love you.

Congratulations.

Thank you. Thanks for coming.

Congratulations.

Okay, all right.

- You're out? - Yeah, I'm outta here. Bye.

Look, can I say something?

- Yes. - I think you've told Taylor

what a lot of people in her life

are unable or unwilling to tell her.

Which is that the wake that her boyfriend has left

as far as women is,

nobody's like, "You know what, he's a good guy."

- No one. - You know, like,

everybody's like, double middle finger.

But there's different ways to skin a cat, man.

And you just came in and

It hurt me to have to hurt her.

But that's what a real friend does.

That's her takeaway, is you were upset?

But Shep is saying it's not serving her right now.

She said to me, "The only thing

that's making me happy right now is Gaston."

And if he's making her happy,

then we're all just be there to, you know.

Leva, I'm not coming in hot on you,

but I gotta be honest with you.

If I have a friend who's on heroin or an alcoholic,

I'm not saying, "That alcohol or that heroin

makes you happy, I'm gonna turn a blind eye.""

I'm not gonna enable.

I'm not gonna just be like, "Oh, he makes you happy

even though he's an absolute dog."

No, I'm gonna be like, "Hey, stop drinking.

Stop doing heroin. Stop.

Like, here's the truth." - I don't think

what you did was wrong.

You just gotta be careful

and don't be a hammer.

Don't be a - I agree with you, Shep.

And everybody does need friends like you

that understand that it's not the right timing.

Why is everyone saying don't tell people the truth?

What is this?

This facade,

like, it is just a facade then,

where the truth is now the bad guy.

See, I come from a world where the truth is welcomed.

JT.

Ooh.

Guys, I don't think his intentions were wrong.

- Yeah, go, go. - His intentions were wrong.

No.

Ugh! This is [----ed].

Hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

I've had enough.

I'm not gonna sit in my own spot, my own space,

knowing my truth and knowing my heart

and knowing that I'm a good man,

and being talked to like this by Craig.

I'm a man of honor. I'm always gonna be like that.

And I will stand up to bullies and mean girls.

Will you give me one second?

You can say what you wanna say. But go ahead.

So like, to Craig's point, you guys supposedly

had this good fishing trip, and now his feelings are hurt

because you're doing something that you said

you weren't gonna do.

Like, what's - Be real.

That was real.

And that bothers him.

And that doesn't bother you,

but it bothers some people in this friend group.

But Taylor can't handle that, I don't think.

- Yeah. - And at what point

that we know she can't handle it,

when do you not let that be the thing

that's, like, driving the conversation.

That was my first time.

So maybe next time, no.

But for right now, I told her the truth

like I would tell any good friend that I care about.

Okay, so saying that, will you,

if Taylor comes back again,

are you gonna say anything to her

along the lines of like "I'm sorry"

just to, like, clear the air so you're no longer

outside of the group? - I don't care if I'm outside.

- Okay. Well, I do. - I don't care.

I know. I love you.

I don't care if she wants to come and we could talk.

But I'm gonna stand for goodness

'cause that's the kind of guy I am.

For you and for all the people that are real.

Right.

I hear you, though.

No matter what happens with me and this friend group,

I want you to know I care about you.

The level of stress you provide for me

is unacceptable.

Hey, that's a good friend, right?

They tell you the real stuff.

Next time on "Southern Charm".

Sienna was flying home, and we were texting.

After that, I don't hear anything.

Like, hello.

Shep's girlfriend's like a big fan of "Southern Charm".

Stalker.

Is it because you've removed yourself

from the friendship a little bit

that you can't even see his growth?

You can either accept the life that I live

or you're gonna [----ing]

Am I extremely attracted to you? Yes.

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