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- * one, two, three,
Four, five, six *
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* shake it, dude
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*
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- * cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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* cue the pulse to begin
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[dance music]
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*
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- * let it begin
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- * don't stop
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- * I'm on fire
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- * don't stop
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- * let it begin
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- * don't stop
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- * I'm on fire
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- * don't stop
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- * let it begin
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- * don't stop
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- * let it begin
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- * don't stop
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- * I'm on fire
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- * don't stop
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- * let it begin
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- * don't stop
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*
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- well, look who it is.
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- hey, vic.
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What the fuck
Are you doing here?
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- I believe that's my line.
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- sorry.
- shall we take it again?
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What the fuck
Are you doing here?
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- we're in babylon, right?
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- in case you forgot,
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The great writer in the sky
Recently wrote me out...
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Permanently.
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- [chuckles]
Then where the fuck are we?
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- well, let's see.
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You've got one of two choices.
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*
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- * ymca
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* it's fun to stay
At the ymca *
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* you can get yourself clean
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* you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever *
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- if this is your heaven,
It must be my hell.
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- * young man,
Are you listening to me? *
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- what kind of
An attitude is that,
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Considering we have so much
In common?
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- like what?
- well, it ain't two testicles.
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- turns out you're everything
You never wanted to be, kiddo.
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Old, diseased...
And imperfect.
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[laughs]
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- mr. Kinney?
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Mr. Kinney.
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You're in recovery.
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How do you feel?
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- I'm having a ball.
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- I am so not looking
Forward to this.
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- what, meeting
A big hollywood director?
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- no, going shopping
With my mother.
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- at least she's
Getting out of the house.
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- yeah, which means I get
To sit around a dressing room
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With a bunch of ladies
Parading around
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In their girdles and bras,
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Telling her which outfit
Looks best.
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- judging from tv,
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I thought that's
One of the few things
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We queers are good for.
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- if brett keller makes rage
Into a movie,
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Are we going to be rich?
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- beyond our wildest,
Most improbable dreams.
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- right on. Then we get
To spend all his money.
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- yeah.
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- can you get me
An autographed picture
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Of cameron diaz?
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She's fucking hot.
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- wouldn't you rather have one
Of leo or toby?
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- [laughs]
Later.
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- hey, learn something.
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- I've got to stop
At the post office
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And mail off a couple more
Manuscripts.
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- good luck.
- yeah, you too.
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- hey.
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- huh?
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- don't I get a kiss?
- [chuckles]
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- thanks.
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- come on, you guys,
Wait up.
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- hey.
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- is the only one today?
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[indistinct chatter]
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- it's too small.
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Too plain.
Too fancy.
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- that's what she used to say
When she'd go dress shopping.
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- well, look at it this way.
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At least you don't
Have to zip her up.
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- this is the one.
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This is it!
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- jesus, ma,
It's like mount rushmore.
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- ah, my favorite.
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- hmm, bet he says that
About all the tombstones.
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- the angel gabriel,
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Welcoming god's children
At the heavenly gates.
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- hope she doesn't want
To buy the children too.
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- how much something
Like this run?
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- oh, that's, uh, 27,000.
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- for a hood ornament?
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- it's solid marble, sir.
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Guaranteed to last forever.
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- at that price, it better.
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- ma, you're not serious.
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- your uncle vic
Was a size queen.
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He'd have loved it.
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- I'm sure
He would be perfectly happy
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With just a simple headstone.
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- what, the kind like
They put on a pauper's grave?
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No fucking way!
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Everybody who comes to lakeview
Cemetery is going to see
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How much vic grassi
Was loved by his family.
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- well, how do you plan
To pay for it?
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- I'll cash in
My retirement fund.
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I-I could take out a third
On the house.
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I can get a couple
Of extra shifts at the diner.
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- you practically work 24-7
As it is.
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- this is insane.
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I'm not going to let you
Spend your last cent--
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- since when do you tell me
What I can and cannot do?
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This is for my brother,
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And it's my money,
And I can spend it
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Any goddamn fucking way
I choose.
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Wrap it up.
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- can I have some more toast?
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- eggs over easy,
Bacon and brown,
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French toast up.
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Justin, when you have
A minute, please.
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- I need a grilled cheese.
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- here's the food, guys.
- about time.
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We only ordered yesterday.
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- what'd you have to do,
Send to france for my omelet?
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- I'm sorry, guys.
Things are nuts without deb.
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- I don't know about the nuts,
But where's my side of bacon?
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- shit.
Coming right up.
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- I thought jews
Didn't eat pork.
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- they waive that law
For pregnant lesbians
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Second tuesday
Of every month.
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- greetings,
Serfs and vassals.
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- hi, brian.
- brian!
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- how was your trip?
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- in-fucking-credible.
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I hope that one day, you too
Will be able to experience
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The wonders of ibiza.
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The sea and the beach.
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- the men?
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- did I not mention that?
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Could I have some coffee?
Black, no sugar.
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- for someone who's just
Got back from sunny spain,
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You're not very tan.
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- um...
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It rained
Practically every day.
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But I found plenty to do
Indoors.
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- yeah, I'll bet.
- here's your bacon.
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You're back.
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- and you're here.
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- told you I would be,
Didn't I?
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Um, so how was your trip?
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- the weather sucked.
- but so did the men.
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- I'd love to hear about it,
But I have to go to class.
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- I know someone who has
To get his ass to the office
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Before his boss
Has his head.
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- don't worry,
I'll finish this for you.
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- want a lift?
- that's okay.
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I'm sure you have plenty
Of more important things to do.
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[rock music]
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*
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- I was gonna send you
A postcard.
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- but the post office
Was on strike.
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- I meant to call.
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- but your cell phone died
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And you didn't have
Your charger.
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- how did you know that?
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- you don't have
To make up excuses.
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As long as you got whatever
It was out of your system.
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- it's out, all right.
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- * did you tell them
About me? *
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*
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- by the way, I--
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I missed you.
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- prove it.
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*
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- * did you tell them
About us? *
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- you're going to have to do
Better than that.
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- [chuckles]
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- * how you
Tore it up, yeah *
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- I'm still not convinced.
- [laughs]
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*
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- [humming]
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[chuckles]
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Okay.
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Okay, I believe you.
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[laughs]
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- um, so I'll see you tonight?
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- mm, if I'm in town.
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- are you going somewhere?
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- hollywood.
- oh.
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*
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* and a door is to shut
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* a door is to open
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* a door is to shut
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* a door is to open
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- note, in particular,
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The luminosity
Of the skin tones,
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Giving the young woman
An almost
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Ethereal quality.
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- hmmm.
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- hmph.
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If you're in the market
For a french impressionist
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Girlie painting,
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Nobody does titties and behinds
Better than renoir.
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- [scoffs]
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I'll keep that in mind.
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- I was just about
To sell that.
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- it's a sentimental
Piece of horseshit.
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- [sighs]
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- miranda,
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Put it over there
On that table, honey.
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That a girl.
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00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,373
Now get me a ham and cheese
On rye.
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- sure.
- yeah.
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- if anybody knows about
Titties and behinds, it's you.
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- whoa, whoa, easy, killer.
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I don't want another pop
In the kisser.
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- oh, don't tell me
It still hasn't healed.
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- [laughs]
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Actually, I just wore it
So you'd feel sorry for me.
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Ooh!
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- it almost worked.
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So what's all this?
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- decided to let you
Show my stuff.
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- hmm, but why,
After I punched you?
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[phone rings]
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- [clears throat]
Excuse me.
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[scoffs]
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What?
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I already gave you money,
You heartless bitch.
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Oh, you want more?
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Work the streets
Like the whore that you are.
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[gasping]
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- [clears throat]
- my wife.
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We're estranged.
- I gathered.
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- actually, all my ex-wives
And I are estranged.
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- I'm not surprised.
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- if I had any brains,
I'd be a lesbian like you.
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00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,104
- why's that?
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- all the pussy you want,
And no overhead.
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00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,775
- you're remarkable.
- [laughs]
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00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,376
Yeah, that's what people say.
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00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:21,314
Mostly greedy wives
And gold diggers.
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00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:25,318
You know,
You have no idea
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What a pleasure it is
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To finally meet a woman
Who wants nothing from me
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Except to show my work.
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00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,195
By the way,
Do you know how to cook?
262
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,964
- I happen to be
An excellent cook.
263
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:40,200
- you think one of them even
Knew how to turn on a stove?
264
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,235
So...
[sighs]
265
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:47,074
When are you gonna invite me
Home for dinner?
266
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,977
[indistinct chatter]
267
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:53,513
- I need another bottle
Of the shiraz.
268
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,349
- when I first saw rage,
I said, "Finally,
269
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,352
Somebody's created an
Honest-to-god gay superhero,"
270
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,021
You know, who's out,
271
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,223
Who's got a boyfriend,
Who actually fucks.
272
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,125
- yeah, well, we figured
If we were going to do it,
273
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,493
We might as well do it
All the way.
274
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,128
- and you have.
You've given every kid
275
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,429
Who's ever been bullied,
276
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,164
Who had to keep
His true identity a secret
277
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,400
But somehow
Managed to survive,
278
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,403
His own crusader,
His own role model.
279
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,171
I wish there was something
Like this when I was a kid.
280
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,874
- thank you, mr. Keller.
- please, brett.
281
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,976
And I should be
Thanking you.
282
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:27,180
- um, however, we do have
A couple of concerns.
283
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,416
- that someone might
Want to change things.
284
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:32,853
- you mean
Like make rage straight?
285
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,521
I will personally
Chop the dick off
286
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,024
Any studio executive
Who even tries.
287
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,859
- [laughs]
- I want this film
288
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,995
To be as gritty and as dark
And as edgy as your comic.
289
00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,463
And as for rage,
290
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,432
Every actor in hollywood
Is going to want to play him.
291
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,901
- I-I thought straight actors
Won't take gay roles.
292
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,437
- nah, nobody's going
To turn this one down.
293
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:52,005
So, who do you picture?
294
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,274
Johnny, ashton, matt?
295
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,944
- brian.
- brian?
296
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,545
- he's my boyfriend.
- and my best friend.
297
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,180
We based the character
After him.
298
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,215
- is he as gorgeous as rage?
299
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,217
- mm-hmm.
- some people think so.
300
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,153
- most people think so.
301
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,890
- well, I'll have to meet him,
You know, just to get an idea.
302
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,059
- uh, what about
Tomorrow night?
303
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,326
We could all go to babylon.
304
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,162
- uh, it's a dance club.
305
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,930
They're having
A wet willie contest.
306
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,033
- who said there's nothing to do
In pittsburgh?
307
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,035
I was going to fly back
To l.A. Tomorrow,
308
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,037
But, uh...
[phone rings]
309
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,073
Sorry.
310
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,308
[chuckles]
311
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,910
Colin.
312
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,845
[whispers]
Farrell.
313
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:35,815
How would you like
To save gayopolis, huh?
314
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,498
- what do you think of this?
315
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,367
- "Speak softly
And carry a big dick."
316
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,503
Hmm, cute.
317
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:59,272
How about, uh, "Eat this"?
318
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:00,941
- where'd you see that one?
319
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,609
- right here.
320
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,511
- oh.
No, thanks, honey.
321
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,213
- would you eat
A little something, please?
322
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,983
- maybe later.
323
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,384
Here, let me do that.
I'm a little rusty.
324
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,086
I ought to get back in shape
For tomorrow.
325
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,555
- are you sure you want
To go back so soon?
326
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,390
Maybe you should
Give yourself more time.
327
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,894
- vic's angel is not
Going to pay for itself.
328
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,629
And he's going to have
The best-looking grave
329
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,897
In that cemetery.
330
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,232
[doorbell rings]
331
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,367
Who the hell is that?
332
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,969
It's probably my son
333
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,570
Trying to talk me
Out of it again.
334
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,405
Well, you can tell him--
335
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,541
Never mind,
I'll tell him myself.
336
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,677
- do I detect a detective?
- hi, emmett.
337
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:42,015
- I don't give a shit
What you say, michael, I'm...
338
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,185
Carl.
339
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,221
- hello, debbie.
340
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:55,028
- um,
We got your flowers.
341
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,530
It was very thoughtful of you
To remember vic.
342
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,033
- he was a nice guy.
343
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,603
- he liked you too.
344
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:06,206
- forgive me, I-I haven't
Had time to write a note.
345
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,541
- I understand.
346
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,277
- do you want to come in?
347
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,612
We've got some fruitcake
Left over from christmas.
348
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,314
- emmett lives here now.
349
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,449
I got to have somebody
Bugging the shit out of me.
350
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,051
- actually,
I just stopped by to see
351
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,687
If you'd like to go out
And grab a bite to eat.
352
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,555
- talk about angels.
353
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,358
She'd love to,
Wouldn't you, deb?
354
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,060
Just have her back
By a decent hour.
355
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,695
- [laughs]
- thank you, uh, carl,
356
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:33,200
But I'm starting back to work
At the diner tomorrow.
357
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:37,470
Maybe some other time.
358
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,474
- he loves it.
He fucking loves it.
359
00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:42,475
He says it's genius.
360
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,743
- that's nice.
361
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,512
- he also swears
That no matter what,
362
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,080
The characters are going
To stay exactly like they are
363
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:50,117
In the comic:
Hard-assed, edgy, and queer.
364
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,751
- great.
- [chuckles]
365
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,586
Oh, get this.
366
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,522
When we told him we based
The character of rage on you,
367
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,457
He says,
"I have to meet this guy."
368
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,726
So we made plans to go
To babylon tomorrow night,
369
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,062
Contingent, of course,
On your availability.
370
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,730
- well,
I'll have to get my tights
371
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,199
Back from the cleaners.
372
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,168
[zipper unzips]
373
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,473
- what, did you hurt yourself?
374
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,742
- must've pulled a muscle
In ibiza.
375
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,776
- [laughs]
Yeah.
376
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,979
I bet I can guess which one.
377
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:26,219
You know,
You look really tired.
378
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,422
- just jetlag.
379
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,392
I'm fabuloso, señor.
380
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,630
- wish I could say
The same thing about the shorts.
381
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,168
Hey, don't jack off in there.
382
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,371
I have other plans.
383
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,406
[phone rings, water running]
384
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:51,778
Brian, you want me
To get the phone?
385
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:56,049
- leave me a message.
[beeping]
386
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,151
- hello, mr. Kinney,
This is dr. Rabinowitz
387
00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,420
From the johns hopkins
Oncology center.
388
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,655
I'd like to discuss
Your post-surgery options,
389
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:08,161
So please give me a call
At 410-555-4832.
390
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,429
[beep]
391
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,799
Brian...
392
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:16,269
When I told
My dear aunt fay that I wanted
393
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,704
To paint her something special
For her 80th birthday,
394
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,073
She says, "Sammy,
I never liked your paintings,
395
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,608
But the bedroom
Could sure use a fresh coat."
396
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,609
[laughter]
397
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,177
- sounds like my aunt rita.
398
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,445
- well, you know
What they say about family.
399
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,546
They never appreciate
Your work.
400
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,680
- ah, not in this house.
401
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,283
I love lindsay's paintings.
402
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,752
- you paint?
- I dabble.
403
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,555
- uh-huh.
Why didn't you tell me?
404
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,457
- that's like saying
To jonas salk,
405
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,459
"I've been working on a vaccine
In my basement."
406
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,362
- she's far too modest,
So I'll boast for her.
407
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,863
- mel!
- shut up.
408
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,332
She went to carnegie mellon,
409
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,566
Had her paintings
In a few exhibits.
410
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,734
- I'm impressed.
- oh, don't be.
411
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,769
That was years ago.
412
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,704
- why don't you show sam?
- no.
413
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,206
Absolutely not.
414
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,175
- I'm sure that she
Is very shy
415
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,376
About letting anyone
See her work,
416
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,377
Which I totally understand.
417
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,445
- thank you, sam.
418
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,580
- but I say, "Get over it."
419
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,783
Every artist is a self-centered,
Egomaniacal fascist.
420
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:09,522
So, spare me
The modesty shit, hmm?
421
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,624
Hmm.
422
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:15,195
- I'm so embarrassed.
423
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,797
- come on.
424
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,499
How many times
Do you have a famous artist
425
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,635
To critique your work,
Share his creative insight?
426
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,104
What do you think, sam?
427
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,912
- pretty colors.
428
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,782
- that it?
- I like the--
429
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,518
The doodle in the corner.
- oh...
430
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,220
- cute.
- "Cute."
431
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,921
I think sam's seen enough.
- hey...
432
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,623
- what are you asking me?
What the fuck do I know
433
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,358
About other people's art?
I just make my own.
434
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,359
- fair enough.
435
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,428
- more importantly...
436
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:53,233
What do you think?
437
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,269
- I think they're academic,
Derivative, uninspired,
438
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,271
And that's pretty much
The same reason
439
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,241
Why I stopped painting.
440
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,910
- well, something
Must have inspired you once.
441
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:08,415
- there's this.
I love this.
442
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,518
Hmm?
443
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,486
- [clears throat]
444
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,828
- oh, yeah.
445
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,197
There was this old homeless man
I used to pass
446
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:27,467
Every day on my way
To class.
447
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,569
His face was lined, haunted,
448
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,405
As if he were staring
At death--
449
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,976
Or worse,
The failure of his life.
450
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:41,681
I don't know why.
I had to sketch him.
451
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,718
Hmm.
452
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,824
[door opens, bell jingles]
453
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,293
- hey.
What do you think?
454
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,461
I thought
I'd put him out front
455
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:57,797
When the next issue
Comes out.
456
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,702
What's wrong?
Don't you like him?
457
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,604
- did you know?
458
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:08,475
- huh?
459
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:12,845
- did you know?
460
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:16,883
- know what?
- about brian.
461
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,618
He didn't go to ibiza.
462
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,754
- well, where'd he go?
South beach? Cancun?
463
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:26,259
- johns hopkins.
464
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,627
It's a hospital
In baltimore.
465
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,898
- I know what it is.
466
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,502
What was he doing there?
467
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,770
- there was a message
From a dr. Rabinowitz
468
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:43,476
On his machine,
Checking up on his surgery...
469
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:47,347
And to discuss
Follow-up treatment.
470
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,350
So I called the hospital
To see who doctor rabinowitz is,
471
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,885
And he's an oncologist
472
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,788
Who specializes
In testicular cancer.
473
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:02,562
- oh, god.
474
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,265
- [clears throat]
So you really didn't know?
475
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,973
Well, if he didn't tell you
And he didn't tell me,
476
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,310
Then who did he tell?
477
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:21,814
- my guess is nobody.
478
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,684
- that he has cancer?
479
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,056
- well, I'm sure
If he wanted us to know,
480
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,091
He would've told us.
481
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,427
- what are we supposed to do?
482
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,695
Just keep our mouths shut?
483
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,965
Act like we don't know
Anything?
484
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,733
- if that's what he wants,
485
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:45,104
Then that's exactly
What we're going to do.
486
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,307
- [sighs]
487
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,680
[dance music]
488
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:57,350
*
489
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,720
- endovir's sales are up 15%
490
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,955
Since we launched
Their last campaign,
491
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,557
And they'd like to rebook
492
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,426
For next month's issue
Of the advocate
493
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,461
As well as...
494
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:12,131
Poz and heat.
495
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,633
So, ted,
We're going to need rates.
496
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,702
- oh, right on it.
497
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,570
- and we're also
Going to need a new campaign
498
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,105
To follow this one.
499
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,474
- I already have some sketches
For you to look over.
500
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:22,575
- and I've got copy
To go with them.
501
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,743
- nice going.
502
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:28,014
Now, what about,
Uh, brown athletics?
503
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,149
[pained]
Did we...
504
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,851
Get the contracts?
505
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,621
- came in yesterday
With a 10 grand deposit.
506
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:35,855
- already in the bank.
507
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,923
- [sniffs]
508
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,990
- brian?
- [sighs]
509
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,894
- you okay?
- brian?
510
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:47,500
- yeah.
[clears throat]
511
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,902
Yeah, I just, uh...
512
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:54,774
Excuse me for just one second.
513
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,954
- brian?
514
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:11,924
- I'm fine.
[clears throat]
515
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,092
- well, you sure as hell
Don't look it.
516
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,027
You practically fainted
In there.
517
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,029
- yeah, I'm just a little tired
From my trip, that's all.
518
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:18,631
- well,
Maybe you should go home.
519
00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:19,699
I mean, we can
Finish this tomorr--
520
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,801
- I said I'm fine.
521
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:25,538
Now let's finish
The goddamn meeting.
522
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,207
- you don't have to be
So testy.
523
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,043
[indistinct chatter]
524
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,646
- one pink plate.
525
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,716
One meatloaf.
- uh, pot pie.
526
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:40,052
- pot pie.
Sorry, first day back and all.
527
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,188
So who in the fuck
Had the meatloaf?
528
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:43,556
- meatloaf!
529
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,191
- what did you do,
Change tables?
530
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,994
Sorry, honey.
There you go.
531
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,863
How's my favorite
Personal service professional?
532
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,733
Except, of course, for carlos
At the house of massage.
533
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,668
- I'm doing fine.
534
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,937
- well, I thought if you're
Done, I'd escort you home.
535
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:02,008
- well, how "Tray" gallant.
[laughs]
536
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,242
But I don't get off
Till 1:30.
537
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,677
- oh, well that's
Just half an--
538
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,879
- a.M.
539
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,548
I took another shift.
540
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:11,718
Who do you have to fuck
To get service around here?
541
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:15,021
- me, which means you're going
To be waiting a long time.
542
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:16,989
- sorry, honey.
What can I do for you?
543
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,025
- I'm the pea soup, remember?
544
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,562
- oh, right.
545
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,130
- debbie?
- can I get a pea soup, please?
546
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:26,966
- yeah, coming up.
547
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,835
- debbie?
- yeah.
548
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:32,038
- I'm harold.
A friend of vic's.
549
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,706
I just wanted to tell you
How sorry I was
550
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:34,841
To hear of his passing.
551
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,242
- oh, thanks.
552
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,877
- he was always saying
553
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,246
What a great relationship
You two had...
554
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,014
How he looked up to you.
555
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,516
You were more than a sister,
556
00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:47,019
You were, uh,
His best friend.
557
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,057
- sorry, I have
To get this order.
558
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,760
- I know how difficult it is
For you right now,
559
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:55,595
But at least you have
The comfort of knowing
560
00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,898
How much he loved you.
561
00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:07,173
- [sighs]
562
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:14,280
[laughter and chatter]
563
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:17,049
- [crying softly]
564
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:20,052
[loud clatter]
565
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:30,663
- deb.
566
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,899
Debbie?
- huh?
567
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:34,767
- come--come sit down.
568
00:25:34,801 --> 00:25:37,937
Come sit down.
569
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,943
- told her it was too soon.
570
00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,178
- I got a little shaky,
That's all.
571
00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,914
I didn't have my sea legs
Back yet.
572
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,216
I'll be better tomorrow.
573
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,785
- you're not going back
Tomorrow, or the next day.
574
00:25:52,819 --> 00:25:53,786
You're going to take
A few weeks off--
575
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,854
- the hell I am!
576
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:58,658
- would you calm down,
Please?
577
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,192
- we are just looking out
For your best interest.
578
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:03,095
I know what
My best interest is.
579
00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:06,265
It's to work, so I can pay
For vic's monument.
580
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,836
- that doesn't mean
You have to kill yourself.
581
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:12,338
- you don't understand.
582
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:15,107
You don't have
A fucking clue.
583
00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:19,111
- well, why don't you
Give me a fucking hint?
584
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,692
- they're all so vibrant,
So dynamic.
585
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:33,826
I don't know which to choose.
586
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,697
- mmm.
587
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:39,265
Take 'em all.
588
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:43,169
- a simple
And practical solution.
589
00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,170
[clinks bottle]
590
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:47,306
- hm?
- hm-mm.
591
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:49,776
- you surprise me.
592
00:26:49,809 --> 00:26:52,311
- oh?
- hmm.
593
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:56,415
I mean, to look at you...
No one would ever suspect...
594
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,918
- that I'm a lesbian?
595
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,320
- that a beautiful blonde
Could be smart,
596
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,322
Honest, funny...
597
00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,725
And supremely talented.
598
00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:09,328
- well, it's not that uncommon.
- oh, it's not?
599
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:12,064
- well, how many women have
You actually bothered to know,
600
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,867
Or let know you, before you
Fucked them, or married them?
601
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,769
[both laugh]
602
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:19,405
And as for my talent,
Well...
603
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:22,208
Judging from your response,
It was anything but supreme.
604
00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,410
- no, no, see,
That's where you're wrong.
605
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,012
That drawing you did
Of the homeless man?
606
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,413
Hoo-hoo.
607
00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:29,749
- I haven't done
Anything like that in years.
608
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,050
- you should.
609
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:32,819
- maybe some day.
610
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:34,754
- why not now?
611
00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:37,690
- now, I'm too busy
Being a wife, a mother.
612
00:27:37,724 --> 00:27:39,058
- hmm.
- and then there's my work.
613
00:27:39,091 --> 00:27:41,060
- oh, please.
Spare me the excuses, lady.
614
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,029
If you're an artist,
Nothing stops you.
615
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,897
I could be going down
In a plane,
616
00:27:44,931 --> 00:27:46,766
Taking a dump,
Screwing my last mistress,
617
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,335
I'd still reach for a pad.
618
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:52,338
Here.
[clears throat]
619
00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,176
Draw something.
620
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,779
- now?
- mm-hmm.
621
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,313
- well, what am I
Supposed to draw?
622
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,315
- whatever the hell
Inspires you.
623
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,417
A chair, an apple.
624
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,454
- you?
625
00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,723
- [chuckles]
626
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,458
Me?
627
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:15,427
- you.
628
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:21,834
- fine.
629
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,870
- uh, what are you doing?
630
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,472
- what's it look like?
- no, no, no, sam, wait.
631
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,007
No, you don't actually
Have to take off your--
632
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,075
- ah, there we go.
- no.
633
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:31,811
- the human body.
[sniffs]
634
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,846
It's inspired artists
For centuries.
635
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,383
- oh, I don't believe it.
636
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:40,820
Few do.
[clears throat]
637
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,756
- [laughs awkwardly]
638
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:50,462
- don't stand there gawking.
Draw something.
639
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,403
[dance music]
640
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:01,941
*
641
00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:04,977
- my, what a big cock
You have.
642
00:29:05,011 --> 00:29:08,247
- fuck.
Is that thing real?
643
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,882
- it's real, all right,
644
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,051
But you should put your eyes
Back in your pants.
645
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,387
He's a bottom.
646
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,989
- why don't we get out of here?
647
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,858
- the night's still under 30.
648
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:19,859
- not too hard.
649
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:20,993
- hey!
- ow!
650
00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:23,395
- you play hard.
- how are you?
651
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,931
I mean, how was your trip?
652
00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,333
- I almost didn't come back.
653
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,268
- we would have missed you.
654
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:30,803
- this must be him.
655
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,872
He looks just like rage.
656
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,541
- brian,
This is brett keller.
657
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:38,277
- ah, the boy wonder
Of hollywood.
658
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:40,212
[laughs]
659
00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,348
- sounds like him too.
660
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:46,352
- and the big winner,
And I do mean big winner,
661
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:50,356
Of this year's
Wet willie contest is marco!
662
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,159
[cheers and applause]
663
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,894
*
664
00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,295
- oh, yeah.
665
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:59,031
- * take me tonight,
You move so right *
666
00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,833
* take me tonight
667
00:30:00,867 --> 00:30:02,434
- you know, in addition
To this year's big winner,
668
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:06,438
There's also some big losers.
669
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:10,376
I think I'll go
And console them.
670
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,615
- why did you let him come here?
He should be home resting.
671
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,819
- how am I supposed to stop him
When I'm not supposed to know?
672
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,991
- I'm going
To recreate this place
673
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,927
Exactly as it is
For the movie.
674
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,461
- see?
I told you so.
675
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,263
You know,
Ben's a writer, too.
676
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,934
- screenplays?
- books.
677
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,335
Just finished a novel.
678
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:37,870
- what's it about?
679
00:30:37,904 --> 00:30:40,472
- it's a love story
Between two men,
680
00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,942
Set in paris in the '30s.
681
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,343
- period pieces
Are a tough sell.
682
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,345
- I wasn't planning
To sell it.
683
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,949
Besides, I'm sure
It's not your thing.
684
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:51,350
- and what is?
685
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,619
- mindless entertainment
For 12-year-old boys.
686
00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:55,254
- jesus, ben.
687
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,622
- no, I'd like to hear
What he has to say.
688
00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,624
Please, continue.
689
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:01,928
- well, considering you're gay,
And that you pretty much
690
00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:03,562
Have the power
To do anything you want,
691
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:05,898
One would think you might do
A project with some relevance,
692
00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:08,534
Some social responsibility.
693
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:12,238
- * take me tonight,
You move so right *
694
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:13,906
* take me tonight
695
00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,408
- brian. Hey.
696
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:17,643
I'm not feeling too well.
697
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,511
I think it might be
Food poisoning.
698
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,514
- well, you should go then.
699
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:27,253
- will you come with me?
Please?
700
00:31:27,286 --> 00:31:30,256
- I guess you lose again.
701
00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:32,658
*
702
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:35,294
- "Relevance"?
"Social responsibility"?
703
00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,263
How could you
Insult him like that?
704
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,598
- the guy is a fraud.
He's an untalented hack.
705
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,433
- well,
That may be your opinion,
706
00:31:41,467 --> 00:31:43,135
But he happens to be one of
The most successful directors
707
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,136
In hollywood.
708
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,471
- [scoffs]
709
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:47,940
- there is nothing wrong
With being successful.
710
00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,277
- as long
As you don't sell out.
711
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:53,145
- who's talking
About selling out?
712
00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:54,546
- don't be naive.
713
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:56,082
Do you think
Brett keller's successful
714
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:58,084
Because he maintained
His artistic integrity?
715
00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:01,020
- he loves what he does
And he's damn good at it.
716
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:04,156
- you should fit in perfectly
Out in hollywood.
717
00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,092
- you know,
I may not be the brilliant,
718
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,560
Uncompromising genius
That you are,
719
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,296
But you know what
I think?
720
00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:12,364
I think this has nothing to do
With artistic integrity.
721
00:32:12,398 --> 00:32:15,601
I think that you're jealous
Because somebody
722
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:19,205
Wants to make a big movie
Out of our comic book
723
00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:21,573
And no one
Will touch your novel.
724
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,209
[door slams]
725
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:34,486
- let me help.
726
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,390
- I can do it.
- I know you can.
727
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,133
- [sighs]
- I got it.
728
00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:24,570
- I thought
You had food poisoning.
729
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:28,407
- well, I guess
It was just a tummy ache.
730
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,413
- [sighs]
731
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:37,583
- tell me about ibiza.
732
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:45,491
- [moans]
733
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:52,164
It was like I died
And went to homo heaven.
734
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:59,037
Beautiful guys,
All dressed in white.
735
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:06,278
And everywhere you went...
736
00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:09,548
It smelled like...
737
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:13,552
Lemon-scented air freshener.
738
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:17,223
- it sounds great.
739
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,826
- I even fucked a matador.
740
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:23,795
- no way.
- [laughs]
741
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:29,801
Ole.
742
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:55,361
- [sniffling]
743
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:10,509
[exhales]
744
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:16,815
- mikey.
745
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:20,786
Time to get u-up or you'll
Be late for schoo-ool.
746
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:21,920
- [groans]
747
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:25,123
- [puffs air]
748
00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,795
Get your ass in gear, now!
749
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,530
- [laughs]
750
00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:34,366
That's just how my mom
Used to wake me up.
751
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,304
- oh, and did she also
Bring you cappuccino
752
00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:40,772
And a chocolate croissant?
753
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,574
- thanks for letting me crash.
754
00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:44,776
- ah, you can come to mama's
Any time you want.
755
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,912
- careful, or you might end up
With a permanent houseguest.
756
00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:48,314
- [chuckles]
757
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,948
I'm sure
As soon as you get back,
758
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,783
You and ben will fall
Into each other's arms
759
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,585
And kiss and make up.
760
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:56,655
- not until he stops acting
Like a jealous asshole.
761
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,925
- yeah, I did the same thing
When emmett's party planning
762
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,228
Started taking off.
763
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:06,798
The more successful he got,
The more I resented it.
764
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,800
- maybe I should
Just forget the whole thing.
765
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,802
- what are you, nuts?
766
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,572
How often does an opportunity
Like this come along?
767
00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:15,807
[imitates buzzer]
Time's up. Never!
768
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,344
- but if it's going to cause
All these problems--
769
00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:21,347
- look, you can't turn yourself
Into a failure
770
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:26,418
To make your relationship
A success.
771
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:29,488
- thanks, mama.
772
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,756
- any time.
773
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:35,627
- doctor strange
Number 169.
774
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,596
I've been trying to find this
On ebay for months.
775
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,298
How much do I, uh--
776
00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,233
- that's our gift to you.
- oh, thanks, guys.
777
00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,501
- uh, excuse me,
Mr. Keller,
778
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:43,769
We need to get you
To the airport
779
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:44,870
If you're going
To make your flight.
780
00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,372
- I'll be right there.
781
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,706
Guys, I'll be in touch.
782
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:50,476
- thanks, brett.
783
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:52,978
- thank you for everything.
- okay, listen.
784
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:56,348
If we can't get, uh, colin
Or ashton to play rage,
785
00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:59,885
We'll get, uh, brian.
786
00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:06,992
- how's he doing?
787
00:37:07,025 --> 00:37:09,528
- he's still pretending
Like everything's all right,
788
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:14,032
And I'm still pretending
Like I don't know.
789
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:17,503
Fuck this shit.
I'm telling him.
790
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,871
- you can't.
791
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,873
He wants it this way.
792
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,343
- that's easy for you to say.
He's not your boyfriend.
793
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,745
You don't love him.
794
00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:30,682
- I love him enough
To honor his wishes.
795
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,620
- she and vic
Had this huge fight.
796
00:37:34,653 --> 00:37:36,688
Now she thinks
He'll never forgive her,
797
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,690
So she threw him this
Posthumous christmas party,
798
00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,892
Which has got to be a first,
But the angel broke.
799
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,761
So she bought him
This headstone
800
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,397
With a life-size figure
Of gabriel tooting his trumpet--
801
00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,433
Definitely not the sort of
Blow job vic was interested in.
802
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:49,435
- now, hold it, slow down.
I'm not following.
803
00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:52,438
- the point is, carl,
No one can get through to her.
804
00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:55,507
Not me, not michael.
805
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,042
But something tells me,
806
00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,910
As sure as I know
There's a shirt in your closet
807
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,512
That's a better match
For those polyester pants
808
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,315
Than the one you've got on,
That, uh...
809
00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,717
That you can.
810
00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,587
- didn't seem
So the other day.
811
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:12,324
- trust me, I understand.
812
00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:16,595
A time like this,
A girl needs a man.
813
00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:26,738
- it's been a long time.
814
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,740
- since when?
815
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:31,076
- [sighs]
816
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:34,880
Since I've seen you
So happy.
817
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:37,549
- thanks to a certain
Madman friend of mine.
818
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,852
- oh, my god!
- [laughs]
819
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,354
- did he pose for you
Like that?
820
00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:46,124
- with nothing but a cigar.
- [laughs]
821
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,893
He really is mad.
822
00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:51,096
In a wonderful,
Infuriating, generous,
823
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,698
Self-centered sort of way.
824
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:56,435
- mm-hmm.
- [laughs]
825
00:38:56,468 --> 00:39:00,406
- I'm glad he's inspired you.
826
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:08,747
Night-night.
827
00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:22,127
- [laughs]
828
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,862
[rock music]
829
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:28,033
- * words have no meaning
And the sun is dim *
830
00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:31,937
*
831
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:35,541
* can't think about
Anything but him *
832
00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:38,644
- linda hurley.
833
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:41,179
- who?
834
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:44,950
- linda hurley.
835
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:48,620
Aka "Linda the hurler."
836
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,422
- [laughs]
837
00:39:50,456 --> 00:39:53,191
- I've been trying to think
Of her name all day long.
838
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,827
- christ, what made you
Suddenly think of her?
839
00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:59,665
- your last foray
Into showbiz.
840
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,700
- [chuckles]
841
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,170
Let's hope this time
I won't have to be hosed down.
842
00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:07,773
- [laughs]
843
00:40:07,806 --> 00:40:09,575
Tell me the story, mikey.
844
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,543
- you already know the story.
845
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:14,580
- I don't care.
846
00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,616
Tell it to me again.
847
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:25,190
- it was the junior class
Presentation of our town.
848
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,958
- mm-hmm.
849
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:31,697
- and somehow I had landed
The part of george.
850
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:35,534
And linda...
Was emily.
851
00:40:35,567 --> 00:40:37,102
- [laughs]
852
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:41,072
- and it was
That tender moment
853
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:44,209
At the end of act two
Where they kiss.
854
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:47,746
- [laughs]
And she puked all over you.
855
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,681
- she had the flu.
856
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:52,951
- yeah, it flew, all right.
[laughs]
857
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,554
- well,
That's when I decided
858
00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:59,024
It was not an actor's life
For me.
859
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,160
- now hollywood's
Calling and...
860
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,161
[exhales]
861
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:09,134
Rage: the movie.
862
00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:14,673
- he wouldn't exist
If it weren't for you.
863
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,179
So are you going
To come to the premiere?
864
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,182
- [groans]
865
00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:27,152
Why wouldn't I?
866
00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,923
- I want it to be
At that theatre, um,
867
00:41:31,957 --> 00:41:35,994
You know, the one with
All the stars' footprints.
868
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,863
Wouldn't it be cool if...
869
00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:41,867
We had our footprints
In the cement?
870
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,603
Michael and brian...
871
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:47,573
Immortalized forever.
872
00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:52,578
Just you and me.
873
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:01,987
- [sighs]
874
00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:14,766
- [crying softly]
875
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,168
[low]
Shit.
876
00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:20,606
- michael?
877
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:27,112
Mikey?
878
00:42:27,145 --> 00:42:28,780
- [crying]
I'm sorry.
879
00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:33,118
- for what?
- [sniffling]
880
00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:38,824
I know.
881
00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:45,731
I know you didn't
Go to ibiza.
882
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:52,203
I know you
Went to johns hopkins...
883
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:56,041
And you had surgery for--
Oh, god.
884
00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:02,080
If I lose you,
I don't know what I'll do.
885
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:06,051
[crying]
886
00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,857
- hey.
[clears throat]
887
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,225
Look, I'm okay,
I'm okay, I'm okay.
888
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,361
- [sobbing]
889
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:21,232
I wasn't supposed
To tell you.
890
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:25,036
I told him not to tell.
891
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:28,740
- who?
- justin.
892
00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:32,110
He overheard the doctor leaving
A message on your machine,
893
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:36,114
And he--
He called the hospital.
894
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:41,720
*
895
00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:44,122
- so what you're going to get
Is a coverlet.
896
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,991
A coverlet
Is simply another word--
897
00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:47,993
You might want to think of it
As a bedspread.
898
00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:49,861
So this is going to be
A large coverlet
899
00:43:49,895 --> 00:43:52,030
With one standard sham
For the twin,
900
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:54,165
Two standard for the full,
Two standard for the queen,
901
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:56,768
And two king-sized
For the king,
902
00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:59,004
And it's going to be in your
Choice of different faux furs.
903
00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:01,139
This is the lynx...
[doorbell rings]
904
00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:02,908
- em!
905
00:44:02,941 --> 00:44:05,076
- which is kind of a softer,
Lighter animal print,
906
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,344
If you want to think of it
That way.
907
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:07,813
[knock at door]
908
00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:10,782
- fuck.
909
00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:19,925
[indistinct chatter from tv]
910
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,093
- hey, carl.
- you busy?
911
00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:24,462
- well, actually,
You've just saved me
912
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,899
From buying a faux zebra rug
Off the shopping channel.
913
00:44:27,933 --> 00:44:31,236
- [laughs]
Um, can I come in?
914
00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,172
- I'm really not up to...
915
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,041
I look like shit.
916
00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:40,445
- hey, I've seen you first thing
In the morning, remember?
917
00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:43,248
- yeah.
918
00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,187
- it must've been a shock,
919
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:52,924
Losing him like that,
So unexpected.
920
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:55,193
- yeah, you could say that.
921
00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:58,163
- so much left unsaid.
922
00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:03,068
- yeah, that too.
923
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:05,971
- I understand.
924
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,377
- I was a fucking asshole,
Carl.
925
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:15,346
I said horrible things...
926
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,349
Things I can never
Take back,
927
00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:22,320
Things I can never
Be forgiven for.
928
00:45:23,855 --> 00:45:27,759
Do you know
What that's like?
929
00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:35,100
- when, uh--when celia,
My wife, died...
930
00:45:35,133 --> 00:45:37,769
She was in the hospital
For three months,
931
00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:39,437
Lingering, suffering.
932
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,839
Lung cancer.
933
00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:42,974
- I'm sorry.
934
00:45:43,008 --> 00:45:47,045
- she was so scared
To die alone.
935
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:52,117
S-she made me promise
I wouldn't let that happen.
936
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:56,554
So I stayed with her,
Day and night.
937
00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,555
[sighs]
938
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,457
Slept in that goddamn chair
939
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,392
In that
Goddamn hospital room,
940
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:05,931
Listening to her
Gasping for breath.
941
00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:08,867
- [sighs]
One night, I was so angry--
942
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,536
At the chair, at the hospital,
At the doctors,
943
00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:14,339
At her for smoking--
944
00:46:14,372 --> 00:46:18,877
I went out
And I had a drink.
945
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:23,849
Actually I, uh--
I had so many, I lost count.
946
00:46:25,350 --> 00:46:30,055
When I got back,
She was dead.
947
00:46:30,088 --> 00:46:34,792
My wife died when I
Was out getting sloshed.
948
00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:39,097
[scoffs]
949
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:44,502
I broke my promise,
And my celia died alone.
950
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:50,842
And I beat myself up
For a long time, debbie...
951
00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:55,046
Thinking she'd
Never forgive me.
952
00:46:55,080 --> 00:47:00,118
But it was me
Who wouldn't forgive me.
953
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:02,253
She knew how much
I loved her.
954
00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:04,923
If she was still here,
She'd say,
955
00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,926
"Carl, what the hell
Are you doing?
956
00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:11,362
Enough already."
957
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:16,101
It's the same thing
With your brother.
958
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:21,106
He knew how much
You loved him.
959
00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:27,979
- [sniffling]
960
00:47:28,013 --> 00:47:31,616
I'll just never be able
To tell him that I'm--
961
00:47:31,649 --> 00:47:34,886
That I'm so sorry.
962
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,422
I'm just so sorry.
I can't--
963
00:47:37,455 --> 00:47:40,491
- he knows, sweetheart.
964
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:45,463
- [sobbing]
965
00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:57,042
[dinnerware clinking]
966
00:47:57,075 --> 00:47:58,910
- dinner's almost ready.
967
00:47:58,944 --> 00:48:01,980
Why don't you set the table?
968
00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:04,549
- for two or three?
969
00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,517
- three.
970
00:48:06,551 --> 00:48:09,320
- then michael's
Coming back?
971
00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:11,589
- of course
He's coming back.
972
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:15,560
- I heard you guys fighting
Last night.
973
00:48:19,297 --> 00:48:20,665
- we weren't fighting.
974
00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:22,533
We were having
A disagreement.
975
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:25,536
- you were disagreeing
Really loud.
976
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:30,075
- sometimes couples do that.
977
00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:32,077
Anyway, it, uh,
Doesn't concern you.
978
00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:35,013
- the fuck it doesn't.
979
00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:37,148
What happens to me
If you guys break up?
980
00:48:37,182 --> 00:48:39,317
- nobody's breaking up.
981
00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:42,287
- just asking, in case I need
To make other arrangements.
982
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:47,092
- you're staying
Right here, pal, with us.
983
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,060
[door opening]
984
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:53,331
- hey.
- hey.
985
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:02,040
- I'm really sorry
About last night.
986
00:49:02,073 --> 00:49:04,075
- me too.
987
00:49:04,109 --> 00:49:05,376
- apology accepted.
988
00:49:05,410 --> 00:49:07,212
Now you guys can fuck
And make up.
989
00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:10,048
- [laughs]
990
00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:14,419
By the way...
This came for you.
991
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,224
- what did you get?
992
00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:24,495
- brett keller
Sent the option agreement,
993
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:27,065
And an autographed picture,
For you, of cameron diaz.
994
00:49:27,098 --> 00:49:30,035
- tight!
995
00:49:31,436 --> 00:49:34,372
- gonna do it?
996
00:49:37,108 --> 00:49:41,079
- yeah, we're gonna do it.
997
00:49:41,112 --> 00:49:44,049
- I'm stoked.
998
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,520
- congratulations.
999
00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:51,522
- thanks.
1000
00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:54,525
- let's eat.
1001
00:49:59,464 --> 00:50:02,400
[door opening]
1002
00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,074
- hey.
1003
00:50:11,276 --> 00:50:13,278
Picked up some movies.
1004
00:50:13,311 --> 00:50:16,281
Figured we'd just stay in
And watch them.
1005
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:28,459
- what'd you bring?
1006
00:50:28,493 --> 00:50:32,197
Terms of endearment?
Love story?
1007
00:50:32,230 --> 00:50:34,265
My boyfriend has cancer?
1008
00:50:34,299 --> 00:50:37,135
[dvds clatter]
1009
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,536
- why didn't you tell me?
1010
00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:41,206
- maybe because
I didn't want you to know.
1011
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,141
Or...
1012
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:46,577
Maybe because it's none
Of your fucking business.
1013
00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,713
- brian, I'm your partner.
1014
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:50,315
- not anymore.
I don't want you here.
1015
00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:52,150
Now get the fuck out.
1016
00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:54,152
- cut it out.
- I said get the fuck out.
1017
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:57,122
- brian, I love you,
And I want to help you.
1018
00:50:58,223 --> 00:51:00,458
- get the fuck out!
1019
00:51:00,491 --> 00:51:03,494
- don't--jesus!
1020
00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:07,698
[rock music]
1021
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:10,501
- * take a number,
Be seated *
1022
00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:14,205
* you'll have to wait
1023
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:19,744
* long list of reasons
Well memorized *
1024
00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:25,883
* and still you look
So surprised *
1025
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:30,455
- * this is the way
It's gonna be *
1026
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,190
- * relentless
1027
00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:36,461
- * this is the way
It's gonna be *
1028
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,363
- * relentless
1029
00:51:38,396 --> 00:51:43,868
* at the quiet room,
Hidden in the shadows *
1030
00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:50,208
* you've got answers
But pretend not to know *
1031
00:51:50,241 --> 00:51:56,147
* the way things got to work,
The way things got to be *
1032
00:51:56,181 --> 00:52:02,253
* so go with the flow
Of gravity *
1033
00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:06,791
- * this is the way
It's gonna be *
1034
00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,359
- * relentless
1035
00:52:08,393 --> 00:52:12,630
- * this is the way
It's gonna be *
1036
00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:14,432
- * relentless
1037
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:18,769
- * this is the way
It's gonna be *
1038
00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,405
- * relentless
1039
00:52:20,438 --> 00:52:24,709
- * this is the way
It's gonna be *
1040
00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,711
- * relentless
1041
00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:31,682
- * the soothsayer warned you,
Not is all as it seems *
1042
00:52:31,716 --> 00:52:33,784
* when you think you're awake
1043
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:36,821
* you might just be
Locked in your dreams *
1044
00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:41,392
* used to the overcast,
Grey in the skies *
1045
00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:45,796
* and naked just might be
Your only disguise *
1046
00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:50,801
* for the quiet of the tyranny,
Hidden in the status quo *
1047
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:55,940
* you've got the answers in hand
But pretend not to know *
1048
00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:59,877
* that is just the way
Things work *
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