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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,446 - * one, two, three, four, Five, six * 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,647 * shake it, dude 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:21,589 * 4 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,272 - * cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,817 * cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,587 * cue the pulse to begin 8 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:57,125 * cue the pulse to begin 9 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:03,164 - * sonny makes me sunny 10 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:09,103 * he makes the skies Watch over me * 11 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,105 - better not be a parakeet In there, jane. 12 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,207 - huh? 13 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,876 - obviously, you're not up On your gay film history. 14 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,112 What ever happened To baby jane? 15 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,847 Starring the two greatest Bitch goddesses 16 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,782 In the history Of the human race: 17 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,452 Miss joan crawford And miss bette davis. 18 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:28,256 "Ms. Crawford and I Ne-e-ever got along." 19 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,858 - I ne-e-ever saw it. 20 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,394 - I suppose there's no point Even mentioning esther blodgett. 21 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,130 - I know that one. It's a star is born, right? 22 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:39,333 - oh, thank god. He really is gay. 23 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,869 - eat. - no thanks. 24 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,604 - it's tuna salad, Not parakeet. 25 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,206 - I'm not hungry. 26 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,407 - well, you're going To need your strength. 27 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,210 - [scoffs] For what? 28 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,912 The doctor says I might have a permanent limp. 29 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,148 That should Brighten up my act. 30 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,749 - what are you listening To the doctors for? 31 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,352 After they stuffed my brain Back into my head, 32 00:01:58,386 --> 00:01:59,820 They told me I'd never draw again. 33 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,823 - and do you? - yes... 34 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:06,394 For about 15 minutes, Then my hand starts to shake, 35 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,496 So I use a computer. 36 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,697 But the point is-- 37 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,232 - you went on! 38 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,335 - right. So will you. 39 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,908 - you're so... 40 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:24,378 Reasonable. 41 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,846 I keep hoping When they catch my bashers, 42 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,815 They'll sentence them To life in prison, 43 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,252 And they'll get fucked nightly By prisoners with aids. 44 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,653 - that's gruesome. 45 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,290 - doesn't cost anything To dream. 46 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:42,263 When it happened to you, Weren't you angry? 47 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,398 - I tried Not to think about it. 48 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,968 - I can't stop Thinking about it. 49 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,438 I see their faces, 50 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:54,275 Their boots Smashing into me. 51 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,311 I even hugged this one guy's Foot to my stomach, 52 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:01,482 Hoping it'd stop him From kicking me. 53 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,684 It didn't. 54 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,953 - if you're still Holding onto that boot, 55 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,889 Then you're still On the ground taking it. 56 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,560 Forget about it. - listen, if you'd been 57 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,829 Reduced to jerking off With your left hand, 58 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,898 You'd want them dead too. 59 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:22,870 [laughs] 60 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,839 - [groans] 61 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,309 - what's the matter, baby? Tummy ache? 62 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,877 - [groans] 63 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,580 - what is it, michael, A migraine? 64 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,982 - impacted wisdom teeth. Ugh. 65 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,718 - but you had them all Extracted. 66 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,320 - emmett doesn't Know that. 67 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,454 - [scoffs] - oh. 68 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,390 - what possessed me? 69 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,458 Why did I ever agree To go with him? 70 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,327 - because you're A good-hearted human being 71 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,995 Who would do anything For his friend. 72 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,997 - cause I'm A lame-brained doormat 73 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,399 Who doesn't know How to say no. 74 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,334 - it'll only be A couple of days. 75 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,035 - feels more like An eternity. 76 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,505 - we've discussed these radical Fairy gatherings in my class. 77 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,407 This guy, harry hay... 78 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,941 - I've heard of him. - started them in the '70s. 79 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,343 They're supposed to be A very empowering 80 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,011 And enlightening experience. 81 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,480 - well, if they're so empowering And enlightening, 82 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,748 Why don't you go? 83 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,484 - I have classes, There's hunter. 84 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:13,487 Anyway, emmett asked you, Not me. 85 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,524 - I'm not going. No way, no way. 86 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,392 - darren asked me To thank you 87 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,793 For all the food You've sent him, deb. 88 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,629 - the poor kid. It's the least I can do. 89 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,963 - how's he doing? 90 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,498 - I'm afraid It's going to be a while 91 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,500 Before shanda leer Appears in public again. 92 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,702 - well, at least he has One ray of sunshine in his life. 93 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,938 - tell him we'll miss him At the center tonight, 94 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:35,643 But we're going to make sure This never happens again. 95 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,044 - hi, em. 96 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,380 - ugh. 97 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,450 - well, are you ready To find your inner fairy? 98 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,718 - when I do, I just hope He looks more like tinker bell 99 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,086 Than captain hook. [laughter] 100 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,388 - [groans] - [scoffs] 101 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,689 - you all packed? 102 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:53,427 - em, I-- - uh, before you say anything... 103 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,828 As we all know, I have been 104 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,997 Going through some Pretty tough times lately. 105 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,401 I guess you could say My headlights are on low beam, 106 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:04,672 But if this fairy frolic Will turn the brights back on, 107 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,441 Well, what the fuck, I'll give it a try. 108 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,611 - more power to you, Sweetheart. 109 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,014 - whatever happens, The important thing is, 110 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:19,420 I will always--always Be grateful that your son, 111 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:23,724 Your boyfriend, My best pal 112 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:28,662 Will be there with me, Offering his love and support. 113 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:41,975 - [clears throat] 114 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,578 Well, we'd better Get a move on, 115 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,879 Or else these fairies Won't get their wings. 116 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,115 - [squeals] 117 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,617 [pats on the back] 118 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,754 - bye, honey. - bye. 119 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:58,526 - bye, honey. [laughs] 120 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,630 [laughter] 121 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,666 - so it was actually A good thing 122 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,001 I left here that night. 123 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,903 See, my--my condo Needed dusting. 124 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,539 I don't really trust My cleaning lady, 125 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:16,076 And, uh, it gave me time To think... 126 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,513 About where I should be And what I should be doing. 127 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:23,183 So I came back. 128 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,419 Although It hasn't been easy, 129 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,020 And every day's Been a challenge. 130 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,889 - but you did it. 131 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:32,960 - yeah, and now it's time For me to leave... 132 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,897 With clear eyes And my head held high. 133 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,832 [sighs] 134 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:42,503 Guess that's what happens When you have a great counselor. 135 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,037 And your health insurance Runs out. 136 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,039 [laughter] 137 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,108 - you'll be back. 138 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,177 - what did you say, Jonathan? 139 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,913 - I said he'll be back. 140 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,683 - well, sure, for group, As an outpatient. 141 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,586 - I mean back using, And then back here. 142 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,654 - jesus, jonathan, Can't you be positive? 143 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,990 - [chuckles] Well, I'm that too. 144 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,792 Doesn't mean I have to laugh At billy crystal here 145 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,660 Doing his stand-up. 146 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,828 It's not going to be Any different for you 147 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,962 Than it is For the rest of us. 148 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,531 - you're wrong. 149 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,133 - ah, you'll find out Soon enough. 150 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,869 It's not the same world you left When you came here. 151 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:19,573 - I'm going to be all right. I'll make sure of it. 152 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:23,577 - well, just in case, We'll leave a light on for you. 153 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,482 - it's an interesting offer. 154 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,617 - it's a first-rate company, Mr. Kinney. 155 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,818 You'd fit right in. 156 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,720 - interesting In that they think 157 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,021 I'd actually agree to it. 158 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,824 2/3 of what I was Previously making, 159 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,092 A lesser title, And no profit sharing 160 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,694 Until the fifth year? Mmm. 161 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,262 - times are tough, mr. Kinney. It's a job. 162 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,232 - uh, you mean Indentured servitude. 163 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,100 - then you're passing? 164 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,737 - you can tell them I've just taken a new position. 165 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,104 Bye-bye. 166 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,906 - I can't believe You just did that. 167 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,275 - flipped you on your back? - flipped off that headhunter. 168 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,613 - I can do better. - doing what? 169 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,782 - working for myself Instead of other people. 170 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,584 - but all your clients Turned you down. 171 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,252 - fuck 'em. I'll get others. 172 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,588 - what if you can't? 173 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,757 You'll be destitute. You'll have nothing. 174 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,125 - since when did you Turn into a jewish mother? 175 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,927 Or michael? 176 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,730 - you're just taking An awfully big risk, that's all. 177 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:21,669 - well, What's one more? 178 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:26,874 Besides, if I don't do this now, I never will. 179 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:31,144 [indistinct chatter] 180 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,181 - something tells me We're not in pittsburgh anymore. 181 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,918 - something tells me we're Not even on the planet anymore. 182 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,691 - you two must be virgins. 183 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:47,094 - okay, haven't been a virgin Since I was 15. 184 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,696 - well, maybe out there, But here, 185 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:52,332 Your life as a fairy Has just begun. 186 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,901 I'm periwinkle, 187 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,837 The queen registrar And official greet-ar. 188 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,772 - "Periwinkle"? 189 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,108 - it's my fairy name. Everyone here has one. 190 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,176 - what's wrong With our real names? 191 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,646 - real names are fine For the real world, 192 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,915 But this is a special place. 193 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,183 This is a magical place 194 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,686 Where you leave Your real life behind... 195 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,055 [chimes ringing] 196 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,657 At least For a little while. 197 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:20,093 So take your time, Give it some thought. 198 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,962 It'll be your fairy name Forever. 199 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,196 - ooh. 200 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,065 - so get settled Into your cabin. 201 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,801 Dinner's whenever spiral and elk Quit braiding hair 202 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,603 And start boiling Garbanzos. 203 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,673 Oh. 204 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,342 There's a midnight massage In the yurt. 205 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,646 You don't want to miss that. 206 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,949 - what's a yurt? 207 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,684 - if we back up real slow, 208 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,118 No one will even know We were here. 209 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:49,957 - hey, you dragged me here. We're staying. 210 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,959 Besides, what's the worst That could happen? 211 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,827 - that. 212 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,696 - I'm looking so forward to that Tantric sex seminar today. 213 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,698 - oh, me too. I think it's going to be great. 214 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,700 - could you pass me The shovel please? 215 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,234 - we'll start With a new logo, 216 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,705 Then launch an aggressive Ad campaign in the locals, 217 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,907 And set up some High-profile sponsorships. 218 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,242 - that sounds bigger Than we can handle. 219 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,745 - it's simple branding. 220 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,714 - our customers Aren't into branding. 221 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,983 Tattoos, piercings maybe. - [laughs] 222 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,151 I'm talking About a new image. 223 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,720 - I adore makeovers, 224 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:25,158 But our ad budget's Only $200 a month. 225 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:29,897 - great, then we'll run A lean campaign. 226 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,732 No fat. 227 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,702 - just like our customers. Perfect. 228 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,207 - just between us, Around here, 229 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,142 We refer to jonathan As "D" and "G." 230 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,044 - dolce and gabbana? - [laughs] 231 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,046 No, doom and gloom. - [chuckles] 232 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,782 Oh, he doesn't bother me. - that's good. 233 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,450 To be honest, He's not entirely wrong. 234 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,186 A lot of patients do wind up Coming back here. 235 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,788 - not me. 236 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,957 - well, just remember What we talked about. 237 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,793 - yeah, give myself time To adjust. 238 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,930 - and not just you, But the people in your life 239 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,933 Are going to need Some time too. 240 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,840 Here we are. 241 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,443 - [chuckles] 242 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,946 Never thought I'd be so scared To see a door. 243 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,849 - don't think of it As a door. 244 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,919 Think of it as a threshold... 245 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,221 To a new life. 246 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,190 - right. 247 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:34,862 Look, I want to thank you For...Everything. 248 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,931 - you don't have to thank me. You did it all. 249 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,968 - with your help. 250 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:48,475 - listen, I-I was wondering if I-- 251 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,343 Well... 252 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,280 I could give you A call sometime-- 253 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,282 I mean, strictly On a professional basis. 254 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,117 You know, like, I suddenly find myself 255 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,887 Standing on a ledge with a rope Around my neck, or something. 256 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,323 - or maybe Just to say hello? 257 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:12,032 - * it's not an easy thing 258 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:17,037 * to find you can't go on 259 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,505 - [sighs] 260 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:23,043 - * point of reckoning, To not be strong * 261 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:27,314 * 262 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:32,385 * when you can barely stand 263 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:37,190 * it's hard to take a hand 264 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:42,262 * it never goes as planned, But all along * 265 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,398 - good luck. 266 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,268 - * I guess you knew that 267 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,904 * 268 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,273 * I guess you knew that 269 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,275 * 270 00:12:55,308 --> 00:13:00,347 * I guess you knew that 271 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,084 * about me 272 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,054 * 273 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,157 - recognize this? 274 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,026 - oh, yes. Remson pharmaceutical account. 275 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,094 My last campaign. 276 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,562 - before the old warrior 277 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,598 Was unceremoniously escorted From the building 278 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,368 Without so much as a... Both: ballpoint pen. 279 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,904 - so what does This magic pill do? 280 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,206 - well, it's guaranteed To turn you into a hottie 281 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,507 Who can climb the matterhorn. 282 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509 It also reduces Your viral load. 283 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,945 What are you Showing it to me for? 284 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,114 - vance is taking your idea 285 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,216 And pitching it To remson tomorrow. 286 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,451 - well, he should. He owns it. 287 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,954 - but you thought it up. 288 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,191 - basic rule of advertising And eternal damnation: 289 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,060 Once you sell your soul To the devil, 290 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,628 He holds the copyright. 291 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,597 - so come up With another idea. 292 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,066 - and then you can steal The account from vance, 293 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,935 And your former assistant Along with it. 294 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,203 - well, that's An ingenious plan, cynthia. 295 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,938 - [giggles] 296 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,606 - but what pharmaceutical Company is going to trust 297 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,608 Their wonder weapon To a one-man band 298 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,110 Working out of his house? 299 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,277 - it's not the size That matters. 300 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,478 - have I taught you Nothing? 301 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,347 - it's the vision. 302 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,883 If you can win this account, Then you'll be back on top. 303 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,952 - [laughs] 304 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:17,290 For once, I'll stick to the bottom. 305 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,127 - you have to throw off Your civilian drag 306 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,564 And become true fairies, Or else the magic doesn't work. 307 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,400 You'd look enchanting In this. 308 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,169 - strapless makes me Look fat. 309 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,104 - well, then use Your own divine powers 310 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,106 And come up with something Fabulous. 311 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,008 - from these schmattas? 312 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,643 - every fairy Has a god-given gift 313 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,980 To take what's ugly and make it Into something beautiful. 314 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,548 [chimes ring] 315 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,251 You'll soon discover That you can do that too. 316 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,420 Now, I really must fly. I'm late for an ear-candling. 317 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,456 If you care to join me, It's down by the bog. 318 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,024 - where's the bog? 319 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,027 - make a left at the yurt. 320 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,664 - when I agreed To come here with you, 321 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,533 I didn't agree To look like my mother. 322 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,003 - well, maybe Periwinkle's right. 323 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,672 If we put something on, We'll... 324 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,941 Feel the magic. 325 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:13,013 I look like virginia mayo In south sea woman. 326 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,615 You know, let's just forfeit Our registration fee 327 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,050 And go home. 328 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,286 - now you tell me? 329 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,154 I look completely And utterly-- 330 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,489 - hot! 331 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:27,060 Totally hot. 332 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:31,298 - it's just a little something I picked off the rack. 333 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,433 - I'm piston. - I'm wolfen. 334 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,169 - I'm... 335 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,338 Dumpling. 336 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,574 - hello, dumpling. 337 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,510 - see ya later, dumpling. 338 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,314 - "Dumpling"? Where'd you get that? 339 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,749 - it suddenly came to me. 340 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,185 - yoo-hoo! Wanna play? 341 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,122 - come on. - come and play, come on. 342 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,190 - that must be The naked volleyball game. 343 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,592 - your powers of observation Are remarkable. 344 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,194 - okay, let's go. 345 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:07,100 [laughter and chatter] 346 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,403 - let's check it out. 347 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,772 - you're not serious. - well--eh, come on. 348 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,607 It might be fun. 349 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:19,346 - you go ahead, I'll stay here And shake my pom-poms. 350 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:24,751 [chatter] 351 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,020 - and we're thankful that you Came out to see us tonight. 352 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,222 Now, as you know, The police are still working 353 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,125 To apprehend the three men Who attacked darren ealy. 354 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,494 - in the meantime, we've met With a liaison officer 355 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,363 Who's asked us To keep a lookout 356 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,365 For anyone matching Their descriptions, 357 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,100 And to take extra precautions 358 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,435 When we're out on the street, Especially at night. 359 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,404 - keeping that in mind, We'd like to open the floor 360 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,140 To your suggestions On how to make liberty avenue 361 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,809 A safer environment For all of us. 362 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,778 Yes? 363 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,114 - I never thought I'd say this, 364 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,250 But the first thing we need Is more cops on the street. 365 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,052 - we've already talked To the new police chief. 366 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,587 He said he'd do his best. - yeah, sure. 367 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,422 We've all heard that one Before. 368 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,424 - then let's send a petition To the mayor, 369 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,792 Demanding Something be done. 370 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,194 - we also need Some more lighting, 371 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,561 Especially On the side streets. 372 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,730 - good idea. We'll take note of that. 373 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,299 Yes? 374 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,333 - I think we should Wear little whistles 375 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,534 Around our necks. 376 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,602 That way, If someone attacks us, 377 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,470 All we have to do is blow. 378 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,606 - [whistles] 379 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808 [crowd murmurs] 380 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,145 Like that? 381 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,547 - would you like To say something? 382 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,816 - well, who do you think Will come running? 383 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,551 Them? [scoffs] 384 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,553 They can't even Defend themselves. 385 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,588 The cops? 386 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,690 If a bunch of homo-haters want To beat the shit out of you, 387 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,826 You're not going to stop them By blowing a little whistle. 388 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,162 - then what do you suggest? 389 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,165 - we protect ourselves. 390 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,433 Patrol the streets. 391 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,335 - you mean A vigilante group? 392 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,303 - yeah, the pink posse. 393 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,705 - isn't that taking the law Into your own hands? 394 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,208 - which law is that? 395 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,177 The one that says You can't get married? 396 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,312 That if they find out You're gay, 397 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,780 They can fire your ass? 398 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,715 That you can't adopt kids? 399 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,852 Hell, they can even Arrest you for fucking. 400 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,720 - that was changed. - right. 401 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,722 You can now copulate In texas. 402 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,859 Well, yippie-ki-yo-ki-ay! 403 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,661 [crowd laughing and murmuring] 404 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,463 - shh, shh, shh, shh. - all right, okay, okay, okay. 405 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,265 Okay, Let's have some order. 406 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,468 - you think anyone would dare Call a black man a nigger? 407 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,371 And try calling an israeli A kike. 408 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,507 Man, they'd blow your ass Right off the face of the earth. 409 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,741 [scattered chatter] 410 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,511 But they have no problem Calling us fags. 411 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,880 Why? 412 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,615 Because they can. 413 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,217 [crowd murmuring] 414 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,785 Because they know We're all sissies, 415 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,889 That we're too chickenshit To do anything. 416 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:47,627 So go on, sign your petitions And write your letters 417 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,762 And blow Your little whistles, 418 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:54,267 But nothing's going to change Until you fight back. 419 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,238 Until you learn to say, "Don't fuck with me!" 420 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:04,211 [crowd murmuring] 421 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,553 - hey, did you see this? 422 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,522 They actually caught The fucking bashers. 423 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,290 - mmm. Wow, that's fantastic. 424 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,458 - wouldn't it be wonderful If, for once, 425 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,926 Justice were actually served? 426 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,294 - yeah, well, I'd love To serve it to them, 427 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,929 Right down Their fucking throats. 428 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,797 - it's all thanks To darren's description. 429 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,266 - I bet he must Feel relieved. 430 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,800 - more like bloodthirsty. 431 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,336 - well, we all know There's nothing more terrifying 432 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,570 Than a bloodthirsty Drag queen. 433 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,339 [laughs] 434 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,407 - hey, deb, How about a cup of coffee? 435 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,743 - sure, honey, Have a seat, I'll be-- 436 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,545 Teddy. Hi, honey! 437 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,213 All: ted! 438 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,314 - we missed you! 439 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,216 - oh, how are you doing? 440 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,217 - I'm doing great. 441 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,287 - ah, you look good. 442 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,622 - well, so what's new? 443 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,825 - I just got out of rehab. 444 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,995 - how did it go? 445 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,431 - it was probably The most significant experience 446 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,732 Of my life. 447 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,301 Yeah, the first day I was there, 448 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,337 I was totally resistant, Furious, ashamed, 449 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,005 Certain I didn't Belong there. 450 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,641 The second day, I started to accept their help, 451 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,312 Went to group And individual sessions. 452 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,980 I began sharing the pain, You know. 453 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,482 [bell dings] - hey, deb! 454 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,716 - the third day, I thought that maybe I-- 455 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,585 - honey, sorry, I'd love to stay 456 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,019 For the whole seven days, But I've got a grilled cheese 457 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,521 That's about to turn to cement. [laughs] 458 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,523 - oh, okay. - welcome home. 459 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,991 - I've got to get back To the gallery. 460 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,859 - okay, bye. - I'd love to hear more, 461 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,927 But gus is waiting At daycare. 462 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,897 - okay. Bye. 463 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,869 Don't you have Somewhere to be? 464 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,640 - thanks for reminding me. Welcome back. 465 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:47,246 - well I, for one, think you're To be commended, theodore. 466 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,883 - well, thank you, brian. 467 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,019 - what you've accomplished Is an amazing achievement. 468 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,654 - oh, I wouldn't go So far as-- 469 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,657 - to sink so low. 470 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,893 To hit bottom With such a resounding thud. 471 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,662 - you know, you should be A guest motivational speaker 472 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,696 In rehab. 473 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,764 - of course, the good news is, 474 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,065 Once you've hit the bottom, 475 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,900 You can't go any lower, So that means 476 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,338 There's only one way to go, And that way is... 477 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,543 Sounds like... 478 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,978 - up? - [sips coffee] 479 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,527 - we can do a cross-pollination Campaign with torso. 480 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,995 - [grunts] - a new membership here 481 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,697 Gets you 10% off there. 482 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,734 200 bucks of club wear there Gets you 10% off here. 483 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,537 - sounds like An interesting idea. 484 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,639 I'll get back to you. 485 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,076 - hello. 486 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,745 - it's batman And the new robin. 487 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,747 - better not tell The old robin that. 488 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,949 Just got hunter A membership. 489 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,951 - yeah, you want to hook up In the steam room? 490 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,888 - yeah, he should fit in Here just fine. 491 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,823 - we did not come here So you could hit on the guys. 492 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,091 That includes brian. 493 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,359 We came so you Could stay healthy. 494 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,960 - too late for that. 495 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,430 - no, it's never too late To get in shape. 496 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,600 - yeah, you want to develop that Six-pack before you drink it. 497 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,435 I could use that For the ad. 498 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,570 - why work out when I can Take some meds and ka-pow! 499 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,606 So long, virus. - because it's better 500 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,774 To build your immune system Naturally. 501 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,610 - guy looks pretty healthy To me. 502 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,877 - that's not what hiv Looks like, 503 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,513 And the meds Don't fix anything. 504 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,847 They buy you time If they work, 505 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,382 And then there are Dozens of side-effects: 506 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:32,585 Skin rashes, liver failure, Cardiac arrest. 507 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,488 - a little early to be freaking The kid out, don't you think? 508 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,989 - I just don't want him Believing some misleading ad 509 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,525 That makes it seem like All you have to do 510 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,027 Is pop some pill And you're as good as new. 511 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,462 Anybody who's ever Taken one knows 512 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,398 What a crock of shit That is. 513 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:04,651 [laughter] 514 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:13,392 [groaning and laughter] 515 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,904 - mushroom? 516 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:28,441 - sure, why not? 517 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:32,912 - * you set foot in the forest 518 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:37,183 * but your mind's set In concrete * 519 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,688 * still you try To get back to nature * 520 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,925 * but you're longing For the streets * 521 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:51,197 * of new york city, Oh, the city * 522 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:55,001 * to make you feel complete 523 00:23:55,034 --> 00:24:00,006 * like a refined young man 524 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,742 * in the jungles 525 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,977 * 526 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:09,015 * you think You want to be here * 527 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:14,554 * it looked good In the magazine * 528 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:18,758 * to get in touch With your primal self * 529 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,962 * a garden of eden scene 530 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:27,266 * like a refined young man 531 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,136 * in the jungles 532 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,872 * 533 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:40,647 * ooh, ahh 534 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:46,252 * ooh 535 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:54,126 * oh, oh, oh 536 00:24:54,160 --> 00:25:02,134 * ooh 537 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,638 - hey, looking for The naked twister competition? 538 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,608 - probably the last thing I'm looking for. 539 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:12,211 - then, uh, how about Giving me a hand, darling? 540 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,280 - what are you doing? 541 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,816 - important work. 542 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,887 - moving rocks? 543 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,690 - depends on why You're moving them. 544 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,594 Here, help me Place them in a circle. 545 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:37,169 You're a new fairy, Aren't ya? 546 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,672 - around here, I suppose I am. 547 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,774 - what's your name? 548 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,109 - emmett. 549 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,678 - no, I don't mean Your mundane name. 550 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:51,350 Back there, I'm harry, But here, I'm ariel. 551 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,654 So what's your fairy name? 552 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,222 - I haven't thought of one. 553 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,825 - what's stopping you? 554 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,326 - I don't know. 555 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,361 - I do. - [grunts] 556 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,097 - you don't believe In fairies. 557 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,334 You think this Is all nonsense, don't ya? 558 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:12,739 - no! I don't, really. 559 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:15,708 Yeah, I do. - [laughs] 560 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,344 Well, maybe when you stop Thinking that way, 561 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,112 Your fairy name Will come to you. 562 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,682 - [grunts] 563 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:27,720 - but somehow, I doubt it. 564 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:31,223 You see, darling, I can always tell. 565 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:35,094 You're not one of us, A proud fairy. 566 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,764 - I happen to be A very proud fairy. 567 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:42,835 Ask anyone who knows me. My flame burns bright. 568 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:46,238 - well, right now, It couldn't toast a marshmallow. 569 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,175 - [grunts] It may be a little low. 570 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:53,780 - because you've been hurt... By someone you loved. 571 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:58,785 Now all you can feel Is anger and pain. 572 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,753 - how do you know? 573 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:04,323 - you wear it, darling. Like that outfit... 574 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,992 - [grunts] 575 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:09,929 - which, by the way, Isn't very flattering. 576 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,263 - thanks. 577 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,199 - hey, give me that. 578 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,872 - pretty strong for a-- - an old fairy? 579 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,407 It's called fairy power. 580 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,278 It's what gives us Our will to survive. 581 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,916 But sometimes, We forget we have it. 582 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,054 That's why the gathering Was started, 583 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:39,158 To help us remember, To celebrate. 584 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:44,030 - that's why I came, To renew my spirit, you know? 585 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,032 But it isn't working. 586 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:51,303 - 'cause what you're looking for Isn't here. 587 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,705 - then where is it? 588 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:58,210 - there, The circle is complete. 589 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:15,995 [keyboard clacks] 590 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,202 [ding] 591 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,137 - ohh! - you want a snort? 592 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,974 You want to be beautiful? 593 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,011 You were hot. Hot, hot, darling. 594 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,876 [knocking at the door] 595 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,517 - hi. - hey. 596 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,852 - can we come in? 597 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,554 - uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 598 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,025 - listen, we didn't mean to run Out of the diner like that. 599 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,326 - we were just in a hurry. - yeah. 600 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,261 - that's okay. I-I understand. 601 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,396 - so you all right? 602 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,398 - yeah, fine, fine. Don't worry about me. 603 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,900 - we brought droopy back, 604 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,001 Though, you might Have to rename him. 605 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,269 He's not drooping Anymore. 606 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,138 And look, He's even got a new bud. 607 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,341 - just needed a little tlc. - that's "Tender lesbian care." 608 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,043 - and your mail. 609 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,544 - we also brought you A few things you might need. 610 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:43,249 - milk, coffee, eggs. 611 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,056 - I was, uh... 612 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:53,325 I was just getting rid Of my triggers. 613 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,162 Anything that Reminds you of what 614 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:59,231 You don't want To be reminded of. 615 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:03,435 In my case-- 616 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,104 Well, let's just say I should 617 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:09,976 Move to a desert island And start from scratch. 618 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:14,013 Anyway, it's the first thing They tell you to do. 619 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:19,051 Look, I-I-I don't want you To think I was-- 620 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,319 Because I wasn't. 621 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,487 - no, no, of course not. - oh, no. 622 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,490 No one said you were. 623 00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,262 - crunchy granola. 624 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,064 What, you girls Trying to convert me? 625 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,933 - [chuckles] 626 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,268 [speaking quietly to each other] 627 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,270 - would you like to come over For dinner tonight? 628 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,072 - you can pick up Your magazines. 629 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,141 - you got a ton of 'em. 630 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:45,411 - what is endovir? 631 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,480 Is it a drug? A pill? 632 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:52,284 The latest miracle Of medical technology? 633 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,888 Of course, it's all Of these things, and more. 634 00:30:55,922 --> 00:31:00,559 It is the promise of health, Of a future bright with hope, 635 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:05,297 Of dreams fulfilled, Of being... 636 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,133 "Back on top." 637 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,101 And so we've designed A campaign 638 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:13,139 To accentuate the positive Aspects of being positive. 639 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,509 A campaign Based on one simple word, 640 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,311 And that word is-- 641 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,513 - bullshit? 642 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:24,183 - I was gonna say "Optimism." 643 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,054 - melon ball, anyone? - [chuckles] 644 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,122 How the hell did you know About this meeting? 645 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:33,559 - I'm the one who set it up, Before I left. 646 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,327 - ah. 647 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:38,164 - I like what you've done, Downplayed the disease, 648 00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,132 Emphasized quality of life. 649 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,401 - I should be so lucky As to have hiv, 650 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,670 Then I too could Go play volleyball 651 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,173 With my shirtless, Hunky buds. 652 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:49,141 - [laughs] 653 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,409 If you don't get your ass Out of here, 654 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,145 I'm calling security. 655 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:56,148 - regretfully, mr. Remson, I must be going, 656 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,685 But before I leave, I'd like, With your permission, 657 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,221 To show you a new campaign I've designed 658 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,457 Based on one simple word, 659 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:09,161 And that word Is "Honesty." 660 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:12,698 Ladies and gentlemen... 661 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:16,168 The real face of hiv. 662 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:21,173 "Some days I feel like hell, But at least I'm still alive." 663 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,742 "I don't want to climb A mountain, 664 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,213 I just want to live Another day." 665 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,983 "Sure, there are side effects, But nothing I can't handle." 666 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,318 - you've got to be kidding. 667 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,086 - it's strong medicine, I'll admit that. 668 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,454 - we spent six years 669 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,656 And 50 million Developing this drug. 670 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:41,093 I personally worked my ass off Getting it through the fda. 671 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,662 And you think I'm going to throw It away on some ad campaign 672 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,497 That tells people They're going to feel like hell? 673 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,599 - they already know that, 674 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,368 And they're willing To accept it, 675 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:53,772 Provided your drug can buy them Another year, another month. 676 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,344 That's all they're hoping for. That's all they want. 677 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,346 And that's all You can honestly offer. 678 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,649 - our job Is to make your product 679 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:06,785 As attractive as possible To the consumer, 680 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,420 And that's exactly What we did. 681 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:12,291 - uh, you mean, what I did. 682 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,161 This...Was my idea, 683 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:18,530 And let me be the first To say it stinks. 684 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,170 Having hiv may not be A ride in the park, 685 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:28,374 But with endovir, It's not a death sentence. 686 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:32,344 So why not just say that? 687 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,649 - "Suspects matching The description of the three men 688 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:41,120 "Who attacked a young, gay man Were apprehended last night 689 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,255 "In the vicinity Of liberty avenue. 690 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,558 Charges will be filed Pending an investigation." 691 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,160 Uh, isn't that great? 692 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,196 They finally caught The motherfuckers. 693 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,132 Now, all you have to do Is finger them, 694 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,700 Metaphorically speaking, Of course, 695 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,670 And they can rot behind bars For 20 years. 696 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,606 Or better yet, Get gang-raped nightly 697 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,274 By prisoners with aids. 698 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,843 - I'm thinking maybe Shanda should go blonde 699 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,213 For her comeback. 700 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,484 - didn't you hear me? - of course I heard you. 701 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,487 "Gang-raped nightly By prisoners with aids." 702 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:18,290 Where do you come up With such gruesome thoughts? 703 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:19,558 [grunts] 704 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:23,495 - so when's the line-up? 705 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,697 - if you're referring To what goes on in the back room 706 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,866 Of a certain club, 707 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,370 I don't engage In such activity. 708 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,306 - I'm referring To the police line-up. 709 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,276 When are you Going to identify them? 710 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,383 - I'm not. 711 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,318 I don't really have A very clear memory 712 00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,719 Of what they looked like. 713 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:48,887 - but you're the one Who described them. 714 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,589 - guess I've forgotten. 715 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,324 - well, maybe seeing them again Will jog your memory. 716 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:53,792 - look, I already Told the police, 717 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,394 "Sorry, wish I could help, But I really can't. 718 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,396 Thanks for asking." 719 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,198 - if you don't point them out, They're just going to walk. 720 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,267 - I really don't want To discuss this any further! 721 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,668 Now, what's for lunch? 722 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,737 - chicken. 723 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,274 - [scoffs] 724 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:12,911 - darren, why did you Change your mind? 725 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,414 - I-I guess I had time To think, 726 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:20,486 And I decided cowardice Is the better part of valor. 727 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,488 - [sighs] Nothing is going to happen. 728 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,358 - how do you know that? Say I identify them. 729 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:31,430 Say they go to trial. Say they get off. 730 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,898 Say they come Looking for me. 731 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,766 - say they're back On the street tomorrow 732 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,502 Because you didn't do anything. - [scoffs] 733 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,437 - say they attack someone else. - look, you're the one 734 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,506 Who told me To put all this behind me, 735 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:44,410 To get on with my life, Huh? 736 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:48,280 Yes, I do think blonde. 737 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,316 - maybe I was wrong. - [scoffs] 738 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:52,818 - maybe it's time that we Stood up for ourselves, 739 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,253 Fought back. 740 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,854 - and when your attacker Bashed you 741 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,556 And left you for dead, 742 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,325 And then they got off Practically scot-free, 743 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,394 What exactly did you do? 744 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,868 - I know I said I'd only call you 745 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,537 If I was on a ledge With a rope around my neck, 746 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,739 But I figured a curb and a scarf Would suffice. 747 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:17,543 - it's no problem, I told you You could call me anytime. 748 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,944 More coffee? 749 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,679 - [chuckles] No. 750 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:24,550 If I was any more wired, I'd light up times square. 751 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,352 - be patient. 752 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:29,421 You've only been Back in your life for one day. 753 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,690 - and already I'm a wreck. 754 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:34,226 Ah, god. I even have sweaty palms. 755 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,428 Fuck. 756 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:39,631 Rod longbottom was a guy I dated Once for about five minutes. 757 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,368 Lived up to both his names. Gorgeous, amazing. 758 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,969 I dumped him. You want to know why? 759 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,837 Sweaty palms. 760 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,307 - remember, As we discussed in group, 761 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,709 It takes some getting used to, Not just for you, 762 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,312 But for everyone Around you. 763 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,647 - I make my friends nervous. 764 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,517 They don't know what to say. They see me, they want to flee. 765 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,621 They don't trust me. They think I'm still using. 766 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:05,391 - same thing happened to me. 767 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,894 But eventually they came around And even forgave me. 768 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,730 Except one. 769 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:15,534 - your mother? Your father? 770 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:19,738 - first guy who ever Believed in me. 771 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,474 I never really Made amends to him. 772 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:25,444 - did you try? 773 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,648 - we lost touch. 774 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:34,720 But recently, We've reconnected. 775 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,331 Maybe now I'll get my chance. 776 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,801 [dance music] 777 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:57,543 * 778 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:02,381 - * come now And be with me * 779 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:06,652 * come now And look and see * 780 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:10,456 * come now And look at where I am * 781 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:14,560 * come now If you give a damn * 782 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:18,096 * come now And be with me * 783 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,733 * come now And look and see * 784 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,604 * come now Look at where I am * 785 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,574 * come now If you give a damn * 786 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,741 * come on 787 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:32,411 * 788 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,745 * come on 789 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:36,014 * 790 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,583 * come on 791 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,618 * 792 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,420 * come on 793 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,855 - hmm, since when Did our heroes 794 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,957 Become the merry butchers Of gayopolis? 795 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,093 - someone has to do it, Since fags are too cowardly 796 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,029 To stand up for themselves. 797 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,701 Fuck! 798 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,036 [grunts] - somebody's pissed off. 799 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,706 - yeah, you would be too If you got your head bashed in. 800 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:04,376 - yeah, I know. I was there. 801 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:09,448 I thought you'd put that Behind you and moved on. 802 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,384 - I don't want to talk About it. 803 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,927 Darren refused To identify his attackers. 804 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,995 They're going to get off. 805 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,466 When I told him to be brave, Stand up for himself, 806 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:30,469 He said to me, "What did you do?" 807 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,538 I was a coward. 808 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:36,875 I should've done something And I didn't. 809 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:41,813 - [sighs] Well, you want to get even? 810 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,049 I'll tell you How to get even. 811 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,151 Become the biggest fucking Success you can possibly be. 812 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:49,655 - I already know. - well, then, if you know, 813 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,557 Take that anger And put it into your work. 814 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,792 Use it. 815 00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:58,830 Have more money, more power, And more sex 816 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:01,099 Than any poor hetero schmuck, Because trust me, 817 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,634 Nothing pisses off A straight guy 818 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:05,671 More than a successful fag. 819 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,573 - you know guernica? 820 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:10,509 People say it's the most Powerful anti-war statement 821 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,977 Ever made. 822 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,545 I say bullshit. 823 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,549 It hangs in a fucking museum, Collecting dust. 824 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,118 And this is all bullshit. 825 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:23,689 It doesn't do A motherfucking thing. 826 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:35,133 - [sighs] Fuck clothes. 827 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,937 Christ, they stink. Oh, god. 828 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,040 I won't be needing these. 829 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,717 Or these. 830 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:58,156 Or these. 831 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,963 - uh, wait. 832 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:08,500 How's, uh, giuseppe verdi A trigger? 833 00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:10,268 - he was here watching The whole time. 834 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,104 - uh, yeah. 835 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:17,242 He was also here... 836 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:21,580 The first time you played La traviata for me. 837 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,783 I say we give him A reprieve. 838 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:28,987 That it? 839 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,956 - almost. 840 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,128 - uh, you sure you want To trash that? 841 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,864 - never gave me anything But trouble. 842 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:41,032 Hook-ups, porn sites, 843 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:44,670 Not to mention endless emails To increase my dick size. 844 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:47,005 - I don't recall that being One of your shortcomings. 845 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,507 [both laughing] 846 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,189 - you know, even if I Got rid of every trigger, 847 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,892 Every reminder... 848 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:10,696 I'd still remember What I did. 849 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:15,033 God, how I hurt The people that I loved. 850 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,003 - you going to be All right? 851 00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:26,177 - well, tell you the truth, After rehab, 852 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,814 Where they never left you alone, I'm-I'm-I'm feeling 853 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:32,350 A little freaked, Being here by myself. 854 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,120 - I, uh, could stay with you, If you'd like. 855 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,656 - oh, no. I-I-I couldn't ask-- 856 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:39,958 - if it'd make you feel better. [chuckles] 857 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:45,697 - um...Well, uh... 858 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,198 Where do we--I mean-- 859 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,101 - I'd crash on the sofa. 860 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:53,939 - yeah, the sofa. Right, um... 861 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:57,242 Of course. I'll get you some blankets. 862 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,405 Sleep tight. 863 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,374 - yeah, you too. 864 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:34,312 And, uh... If you need anything, uh-- 865 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:55,000 - I feel the power. 866 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:58,203 [coyote barking] 867 00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:01,807 - I feel the power. 868 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,143 - I feel the power too. 869 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,746 - now, let us stoke Our fires 870 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,181 And release our burdens Into the flames. 871 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,417 - hold it! 872 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:17,288 I'll take that, dumpling. - hey. 873 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:21,359 - I feel the power too. 874 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:25,831 My name is, uh, "On a clear day, You can see forever." 875 00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:29,167 It just sort of came to me, Know what I mean? 876 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,203 But you can call me "Clear day." 877 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,172 [murmuring] 878 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,174 - this is a heart circle, Clear day. 879 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,710 We share our feelings here. 880 00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:40,445 Is there anything You'd like to share? 881 00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:43,849 - well... 882 00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:48,319 The truth is, I didn't really Want to come here. 883 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,957 But then, somehow, 884 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,926 Something magical happened. 885 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,864 [murmuring agreement] - always does. 886 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:03,034 - I realized that if it's true That fairies have the power 887 00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:06,071 To create beauty Out of ugliness 888 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,407 And joy out of pain, 889 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,111 Then that power Can only come from one place. 890 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,946 - mm-hmm. 891 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:19,284 - which I-I guess I knew all along. 892 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:26,892 - thank you. 893 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:28,860 Rise, fairies. 894 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:35,533 We thank the powers of the earth And the heavens 895 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,503 For giving us Our special gifts. 896 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,872 We celebrate Our fairy forefathers 897 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,975 And the generations Of fairies to follow, 898 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:47,979 And our fairy founder, Harry hay. 899 00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:49,848 [all murmur] 900 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,851 - where is he, anyway? - harry hay? 901 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,987 - yeah, I helped him Put the rocks in the circle. 902 00:45:56,021 --> 00:46:01,159 - honey, harry passed away Two years ago. 903 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:13,872 - so how do you feel About these ads? 904 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,440 - [sighs] - [groans] 905 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,275 - if you saw them In a newspaper or a magazine 906 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:19,044 Or on a billboard, 907 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:22,948 Would they make you want to ask Your doctor about endovir? 908 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,549 - sure, if it came With his phone number. 909 00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:26,017 [laughter] 910 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,886 - pretty much The same-old same-old. 911 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,021 - hunky white dudes Having fun. 912 00:46:30,055 --> 00:46:33,024 - I like the message of hope. - and being on top. 913 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,292 [mild laughter] 914 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:38,496 [beep] - what about these? 915 00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:43,168 [all murmuring] 916 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,036 - you've got to be kidding. - yeah. 917 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:47,038 I don't believe it. - that's different. 918 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,573 [murmuring] 919 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:51,042 - who would run ads Like these? 920 00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:52,177 - it's the truth. 921 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,112 Some days I do Feel like hell. 922 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,981 - but to actually see it? - yeah. 923 00:46:56,014 --> 00:46:57,983 - you think you're ever Going to see that? 924 00:46:58,016 --> 00:47:00,585 That is one ad you'll never see. - yeah, you're right. 925 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,222 - they wouldn't have The balls. 926 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,628 [indian dance music And cheering] 927 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:18,836 * 928 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,126 - this is piston and wolfen, And periwinkle, 929 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,395 And there's emmett-- I mean, clear day. 930 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:19,030 Don't forget the cutie In the kilt. 931 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,531 - [laughs] 932 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,467 I think you may have found Your christmas card. 933 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,403 - didn't I tell you it'd be A once-in-a-lifetime experience, 934 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:26,604 Dumpling? 935 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:27,939 - "Dumpling"? 936 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,274 - that's my fairy name, 937 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,142 And if you ever So much as call me that-- 938 00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:33,544 - [laughs] - cosmo, please! 939 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,547 [giggles] 940 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,149 - why did you do that? 941 00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:40,451 - just trying To spread the magic. 942 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,287 - you know, maybe next year, We all should go. 943 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,688 - yeah. - absolutely. 944 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,423 - brian, how about you? 945 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:48,326 - rather have my tongue Super-glued to a lesbian's twat. 946 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,095 - ooh! - oh! 947 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:51,462 - besides, I'm going to be way too busy 948 00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:55,033 With my new business, And, uh, my new account. 949 00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:57,035 - the "Circus of porn" account Isn't exactly 950 00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:59,237 Going to buy you A summer home in p-town. 951 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,641 - but the remson pharmaceuticals Account will. 952 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,443 - [laughs] 953 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,746 - here's to kinnetik. Drinks are on me, boys. 954 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,317 - to kinnetik! [laughter] 955 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,585 - mmm. - mmm-mmm! 956 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:17,322 * 957 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:19,257 - [laughs] 958 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,192 * 959 00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:23,761 - hey, that one's funny. [laughter] 960 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:26,964 - hey! - it slipped. 961 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,202 - yeah. - oh, ho! 962 00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:33,104 - okay, okay, okay. - all right. 963 00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,505 - hey. - hey. 964 00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:40,511 [indistinct chatter] 965 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,352 - this isn't An isolated incident. 966 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,087 This goes on every day. 967 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,521 They don't even get it. 968 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:52,090 They think it's about Walking their poodles 969 00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:53,358 Without getting mugged, 970 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:56,427 But it's more than that. 971 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,796 Well, If it isn't meg ryan. 972 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,667 [laughter] 973 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,636 - I heard what you said At the center, and I agree. 974 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,106 - that's nice. They need to understand 975 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:09,707 It's not about Being a victim. 976 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:13,010 - it's about not allowing Yourself to be victimized. 977 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:21,152 - cody bell. 978 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:24,155 - justin taylor. 979 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:36,234 - ready to kick Some straight ass? 980 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,545 Okay, where are we Going to meet? 981 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,581 [indistinct chatter] 982 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,418 [rock music] 983 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:56,421 - * run, run, run! 984 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:58,423 * run, run, run! 985 00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,724 * 986 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,626 * run, run, run! 987 00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:03,261 * 988 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:06,631 * run, run, run! 989 00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:13,171 * every one of us, man, Gonna move as one * 990 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:19,644 * gonna take control, Gonna have some fun * 991 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:26,317 * they ain't gonna know Which way to go * 992 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:29,454 * hard and long, Gonna hit 'em strong * 993 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:32,890 * until victory's won, Won, won, won, won * 994 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,327 * till they get the gist At the end of a fist * 995 00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:39,530 * find out how it goes With a bloody nose * 996 00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:42,633 * gonna give a beatin' And when it's done * 997 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,635 * they're gonna scatter And damn it * 998 00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:46,404 * we'll watch them run 999 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:54,379 * 1000 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:15,700 * till they get the gist At the end of a fist * 1001 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:18,936 * find out how it goes With a bloody nose * 1002 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,240 * gonna give a beatin' And when it's done * 1003 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:23,908 * they're gonna scatter And damn it * 1004 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:25,643 * we'll watch them run 1005 00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:28,813 * till they get the gist At the end of a fist * 1006 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,250 * find out how it goes With a bloody nose * 1007 00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:35,386 * gonna give a beatin' And when it's done * 1008 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,388 * they're gonna scatter And damn it * 1009 00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:41,526 * we'll watch them run, Run, run * 1010 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,695 - * run, run, run 1011 00:52:44,729 --> 00:52:47,932 * run, run, run 1012 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,535 * run, run, run 1013 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,504 * 72853

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