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So this is my special friend, Jasmine, guys.

Hi, Jasmine.

You brought a stripper to draft day?

If you give up Tom Brady, I will let you come in my life.

You're safe.

Go here.

The deer, we can't lose.

Babe, what's going on with that sandwich? I'm getting pretty hungry down

fantasy football.

We fuck.

You leave.

Deal?

That's my ass!

You are still upset with your stupid football fantasy league.

Juju just got traded to Kansas City. That's what I want for my next pick.

Yeah.

Alrighty. Who do we have with us here today?

Hello, Christina. How are you today? I am amazing because we have a very, very

special day in front of us.

You know what that day is?

Yes. Look at that. Grinning ear to ear.

What's that special day?

Today I'm shooting for Milk of the Month.

You are definitely shooting for Milk of the Month. About time, right?

Yes.

How exciting is that whole thing for you?

So exciting.

And your Milk of the Month is based around?

fantasy football.

Yeah, as you can see right there. Do you participate in fantasy football? Do you

play it?

No, I know nothing about football.

It'll all be in the script. But I can pretend like I do. Exactly, exactly.

How does it feel to be the milf of the month for September?

It's an honor.

Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself, any interests, hobbies,

things you like to do?

Yeah, I love doing outside, hiking, fishing, swimming, anything afterwards.

What are some Big turn on for you.

Oh, I love lots of kissing.

Lots of kissing is a huge turn on.

Like you're just coming in, tongue out, ready to go?

Yeah, exactly.

All right.

Okay.

What about at home?

What do you mean at home? Like, there's no camera in your face. Then it's like,

go for it.

Uh, sure.

I'm like thinking through the years.

I don't know.

Amazing. Turn off.

What are some things that guys can do just to ruin the mood for you?

Going to my bathroom when I'm not ready for it.

That's a turn off. Like, whoa, hello, what's he doing back there?

So, how long have you been in the adult film industry?

Wait, that's 2014.

A couple years. In and out.

Okay. Yeah. Like eight years in total?

Yeah. Okay. And what made you decide to get into the adult world?

I like performing, and I try out a lot of film with my boyfriend.

And it was fun.

And then somebody reached out to me and here I am. I like it.

What is it about the business that you enjoy the most?

Like I said, I love being in the script room. I like it all. I like performing.

I like memorizing scripts.

I like, even if it's a long day on set, if it's a great script and a great plot,

I'm there for it. No complaints.

Is there anything sexually you would like to try that maybe you haven't had a

chance to do before on screen?

Yes. That smile right there. I love that little smile.

So I haven't done like a...

I have done an orgy with two guys and five girls, but I want it to be like

equal. Like everybody's getting some dick.

Everything's sexy.

What is it about that sort of scenario that kind of turns you on?

I haven't even done that, but I can try it.

Do you enjoy like group style sex?

When you're having sex off screen, is it any different than how you do it off

screen? Oh, yeah. For sure. I'm a little bit more shy in my personal life,

believe it or not.

What? I don't know. Put a camera in my face and I'm performing. I'm having a

blast. But then whatever I do in my personal life, it's like a little more

intimate, a little more, I don't know.

Some insecurity is going to pop out there.

It sounds silly, but I don't know.

Can you run us through kind of what goes through your head in that scenario?

No, I can't actually.

I'm nervous.

Do you watch porn?

No.

What kind of porn do you watch?

No

penetration?

Okay.

Alright, alright. Do you watch your own themes?

I've never watched the whole one all the way through, actually.

I never watched the whole thing. I might skip around here and there just to

critique myself.

If we were to give you your very own site that you could produce, what would

be?

Roaming. I would do all of them.

I'd like to do all of them.

I'd like to do a little more softcore.

All right. All right. Very nice. Very nice. What would you like to say to all

the Christina Edge super fans out there who love you and have been following

your career from day one?

Oh, I have so many. And I'm so grateful for each and every single one. Thank you

all for all the support and following me on social media and engaging in

conversation.

I'm doing my work.

All right, Christine. Thank you very, very much for coming out with us. And we

are very excited that you are the milk of the month for September.

And, yeah, hope you guys all tune in to watch you and see if you win the fantasy

football league. All right. All righty. Have a great day. Thank you. Bye.

I think I'm going to go.

What are you thinking, Alex?

What? Why?

Did you?

Is that your shit?

No. Who are you picking?

I'm just texting or something.

I don't know. I'm not. I'm not.

Where's our liar ever?

Sackle again, Mike. That's a good thing, Mike. You're going to be Sackle again.

I don't like it. I don't like it. I can already tell exactly what you're

picking. I don't know. You don't know.

You did not know my pick.

Unless somebody's saying my face.

It doesn't matter who she picks. She got last place last. She's going to be last

place again.

You know what? You know what? Am I telling lies?

Did you actually study this here? Or are you going based off the math? Did you

even study for this draft?

Because last season... They're all going to see.

They're all going to see.

You ran out of time on kicks last season. I have been practicing with a

technique.

I'm not going to get distracted this year. Is the technique called last

Sacco?

Look, I actually got... You're going to

eat that. You're going to eat your word. You're going to eat your word.

And you know what?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

He doesn't even like this at all.

Where is he? At home.

He doesn't even have enough fun here. So you're going to practically be using

chair bombs.

No. Get a basket out. This is my thing.

romantic couple activities and shit. He has that. I have this.

But,

but... Yeah,

got it.

Rad, what time are we kicking this thing off, man?

Now. Are we ready?

We should be. How are we picking this here?

We got a hat. We're doing names.

You gotta be kidding me.

A hat?

Yeah.

Where's Paco?

Right. He would be the one who's supposed to go first, and he's not here,

we're picking and fucking. He can go late last.

As last year's winner, I say we pick with them.

We gotta wait for everybody. That's not fair. Come on, guys.

He's not here. He goes last. Is that fair?

Hey, last year, last one. Do you really want to make sure you have that

opportunity to go last again?

We can now get Taco out of the way. Look, Ryan, the important thing is you

wouldn't be last.

That's what I already asked.

win me over, like, the show.

It's crazy.

I know you don't like it, but I do.

I'm looking at that trophy. I'm so excited.

You're not a team player.

Andre, you won last year. I think we should just pick.

I think we should just pick.

First team.

First team. First pick and draft.

Oh, fuck. You guys wouldn't believe it.

Taco.

Taco?

Dude, where is Taco?

He's coming. What's going on?

I don't know. I called him an hour ago. I told him we were ready for him. Where

the hell is Taco?

Oh, hey, guys. What are you all doing here?

Taco. Taco. Come on, man. What's up,

guys? It's draft day.

Come on. Oh, yeah, I knew that.

So this is my special friend, Jasmine, guys.

Hi, Jasmine.

All right. So, yeah, what are we doing?

Okay Jasmine, let me appease the tyrants real quick and then we'll mingle a

little bit. Come on!

Alright,

so how do we do this guys?

How do we do this?

What the fuck? How do we do this? Is this your first year?

Again?

Alright,

am I picking my team? Your first pick.

Alright, which ones are the kickers?

You're holding them.

Okay, so I'll take these now.

Taco, are you fucking kidding me? You did this last year.

Yeah, and I had 14 kickers. That's fine. But you have to pick them one at a

time.

Oh, then I'll take this one. Okay, wait. Put it up.

Okay.

Where do I put it?

Under your name.

Team 2 is you.

You picked a kicker with an alphabetical A name. Just put a picture of a fucking

taco, okay?

Yeah, the reading thing is difficult.

So do I get to do my second one now?

No! I mean,

if you're going to get first pick, I'll definitely take the sloppy sackets with

kickers.

Oh, I want the kickers.

You want to have your kicker?

Yeah, whatever it takes to get your kicker.

I don't think we should let him have one. Like, I know I've seen it from

somewhere, I just don't know where it's from.

Yeah, it's like right at the back. You can have Hopkins.

No, fuck. I don't know who that is.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You know her?

Mm -mm -mm.

She's a stripper.

Well, what?

Are the football going all right?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Taco, you brought a stripper to draft day?

No, no, no, no, no.

An exotic dancer.

And escort.

What? Oh my god.

What? A companion.

Classic taco.

Oh my god, taco.

You brought a prostitute to that? A companion.

A wonderful woman with hopes and dreams. Oh my god.

Are you helping her share with the class? Okay.

What? How did that all work?

You remember the gal I brought to Christmas last year?

Yeah, she was too.

You couldn't just meet a regular girl?

They aren't regular girls.

What are you guys talking about?

Oh my god, Paco.

Is this where you spend your money?

No, I spend my money starting the corporation.

The notary business doesn't work now, so I started the Paco's truck.

Okay.

Yeah. Go Taco Baby. Yeah, I parked the truck out down the alley.

We're changing your team name now from Tacos Team to Kickers and Prostitutes.

That's going to be it.

Okay.

Is that going to be the new name of your taco truck?

That would be a good one.

Kickers and Escorts?

I don't know.

That's the end of the outline here.

EBDB Taco Truck.

EBE. Exotic Dancers and Escorts. Perfect.

Okay, yeah. I don't think you want to name it E .D.

E .D.

That's cool. It's all dancers and escorts. I don't think you want to name

.D. Yeah.

Andre and I are Eskimo brothers now. What?

What?

I want to throw that one out of left field. I fuck his wife.

Yeah, we're Eskimo brothers now.

Last week.

He broke into my house. And three days ago. And three days ago.

Bathroom window again?

Bathroom window. Bathroom window. Taco's entrance.

That is his typical taco. Yeah, taco entrance. He broke it,

but he promised to pay with his winnings.

Is she good? No, she's great.

What is life, man? You just gotta come up with a role.

I put together a database of

all the holes.

You know, the bros and I put our dicks in. This is going to be a much better

class to draft than what we're working on right now. Yeah, it's pretty

expensive.

Yeah, like, I haven't seen it.

What's that, triple S -E?

You want to be my first? Yeah, we should definitely get on that.

That'll be a threat. You can't come up. Yeah, sure. I'll whisper to her. She'll

be waiting for it. Okay. I know she's game.

Because fuck, I'm big, right?

Look up the door.

Tough wandering, man.

That fucking guy.

You know that guy, Rafi? His cousin Rafi, I think we should get him to

him.

Tough wandering actor.

Yeah, I think that's very demanding.

Oh,

he breaks a good life, right?

You know what I told him? I pulled the old switcheroo up, you know.

She was not, you know, it's the anal, but you know, put it in the anal and she

just kept going. So she would bend it. It was like, no, no, no, but yes.

But anyway, so anyway, we'll probably get back to the game.

Yeah. Finish our drive. Yeah. I'm going to have to get this going.

Alex.

What? I'm here. Hey, I'm coming.

What?

I'm not showing you my list. I'm not asking for the list. I've got something

much bigger for you.

You want to be a part of the girls?

Yeah, I want to be a part of the girls. You want to be a part of the girls? I

want to be... You know I want to be a part of the girls. Tell me how to be...

You're going to come help me around the plate, right?

Yeah. Right?

I'm going to pick you from the start. It's called a general whack bar.

Okay. We've got to go talk to Lauren.

We're going to talk to her. Well, I mean, we're going to talk to Lauren.

Huh?

We're going to do that?

We'll do a little more, but yeah.

I'm still in.

Oh my god. She was good with it.

That's what I heard.

You let the boobs in. Both of us.

Hey Lauren. Hey Lauren.

I heard you hate this fantasy football bullshit.

Yeah, I hate it.

It's pretty terrible, huh?

They're all dick. It's just fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaking of dick.

Where'd you fuck Paco?

Excuse me? Oh, cool, it's cool. Yeah, that's great.

We were thinking together once that maybe... You'd want to fuck us. Yeah,

got it in taco, okay?

Only I'm confused.

No, it's cool.

It's like, we're all like Eskimo brothers.

And I really want to get in on the Eskimo brothers thing.

She's been looking and dying to get inducted. And to think about that, you

to bring her in. But it's with the Eskimo brothers, you guys are like...

all part of the team.

Yeah, yeah. So we, like, got to keep the ball and all that sort of thing. But I

haven't been accepted into the group yet, so it would really help me, like, a

lot if you could just let me.

And I'll go think about it. He drug you here, and you're all dressed up real

nice, and now he's just ignoring you. So why not get even better revenge by

sneaking up and getting some? Having a bunch of orgasms.

She's amazing, though. Mm -hmm.

That's the whole thing. Yeah,

what do you think you're right across?

Mm -hmm.

Come on.

Okay. Your looks are phenomenal.

They're kind of awesome.

Yeah.

Sure. Yeah.

All right.

You met my boy Brad over there, right?

Yeah. Can you do me a favor? I can't tell you why, but can you stop

me for a minute?

I can't believe you wore your shoulder pad.

Yeah, lucky pads, I told you.

Are you picking the right name?

I'm trying.

Bobby keeps taking a little of my pits, like, one turn before me.

All right, well, that trophy's going to look really good in our house this year.

Hey, I like your pads.

They look really protective.

See? Babe told you.

Protective pads.

Hi.

Hey, I'm Jasmine.

I'm Brad.

So who are you picking over here?

I'm looking at running backs right now.

Are those the guys that protect the ball? I'm not sure how this works.

They run the ball.

I have one but I

need another one so I'm trying to figure out who I want to get.

No, no, it's my pick right now. I'm trying to figure out the last one right

You're the second person to ask me that.

How much time, Brad, do I have?

This round?

10,

15 seconds left?

Let me tell you that this dress makes my eyes look really blue. What do you

think? Did it make my eyes look really blue?

Eight, seven, six.

Three seconds, man. Your round's up.

Okay, okay.

Darby.

Darby? Yeah.

Not really cool into pressure, are you?

What? Darby, great choice.

Wait, what?

What did I pick?

Darby? Great choice.

No.

No, I need to do over.

Time's up, though.

All right, we're moving on.

Who was next?

Ryan's up next.

Maybe talk about trades for a kicker.

Where's Ryan?

Ryan,

you're up!

Wow.

I love being part of the voice.

Being part of the voice is the best.

You went wide all the way.

She's a classy lady.

I know. That's why we like her.

She's doing

a

good job at that? Yeah.

Yeah. Definitely a team effort.

just team effort.

Good to have you in.

Are you suggesting we all become Eskimo brothers?

That's what I'm suggesting.

Fuck yeah, go team!

Are you guys some weird sex cult?

We're a league!

It's the league, that's all that it is!

Let's go!

We have Kool -Aid later if you'd like.

You guys thought of getting fucked without it, huh?

Y 'all were preoccupied. Yeah, we did.

I still run on the couch. Come on over, guys.

Come on over.

Yeah, so...

I guess let's start the real league, huh?

You guys want to start the real league?

Yeah.

Alright, well...

We'll go on with your names and the hat thing. What are you talking about?

Let the girls have the draft here.

That's my husband.

Nice. You have to draw a dance with your husband.

Bobby?

You're paying for all this, right?

Put it like that.

Oh, I got taco.

You brought him. You guys suck at this.

So, Alex,

I guess that leaves you with taco, huh?

Yes.

This movie's in there.

I'll hold your hair for you, babe.

Do that thing you do with your tongue.

Yeah.

Do that thing you do with your tongue.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Thank you.

Don't get my thumb discorded. Oh,

shit.

It's so long ago.

Yeah. Yeah,

look at that ass.

Alex, we had no idea you had that ass under there, girl.

Let's just not pay attention to anything.

Oh, yes.

Instead of letting me be one of the boys dinner. Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus. I was sleeping on Warren, but you're sleeping on me.

Mm.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit, Alex.

Let's get both of them in here.

Now get in here.

Try it.

All right.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, that's fucking amazing, isn't it?

Don't sit on my face, Robert!

I'm coming down to you.

What are you thinking, Alex?

What? Why?

Did you?

Is that your shit?

No. Who are you picking?

I'm just texting or something.

I don't know. I'm not doing anything. Word art liar ever.

Sackle again, Mike. That's a good thing, Mike. You're going to be Sackle again.

Poker face.

I can already tell exactly what you're playing right now.

You can't pick based on the people. You can not know my pick. Unless somebody's

saying my pick.

It doesn't matter. She got last place last. She's going to get last place

You know what?

Am I telling lies?

Did you actually study this year? Or are you going based off the math? Did you

even study for this draft?

They're not working.

They're all going to see.

They're all going to see.

You ran out of time on picks last season. I have been practicing with a

technique.

I'm not going to get distracted this year. It's a technique called last

Sacko.

Look, I actually got.

You're going to eat that. You're going to eat your

word. You're going to eat your word. And you know what?

That's it.

I've been practicing. I even got Oliver to practice with me.

He doesn't even like this stuff.

Where is he? At home. He doesn't even have fun here. So you're going to

with him because you care about him.

Brad, what time are we kicking this thing off, man?

Now. Are we ready?

We should be. How are we picking this here?

We got a hat. We're doing names.

You gotta be shitting me.

A hat? Yeah.

Where's Taco?

Right. He would be the one who's supposed to go first, and he's not here,

we're picking, and fuck him. He can go left.

As last year's winner, I'd say we pick without him.

We've got to wait for everybody. That's not fair. Come on, guys. He's not here.

He goes left.

That's fair.

Hey, last year's last one. Do you really want to make sure you have that

opportunity to go left again?

We can pick now and get Taco out of the way.

You wouldn't be last.

That's what I already asked.

Win me over?

Like, the show?

I think

we

should just pick. I think we should just pick.

First name.

First name. First pick in the draft.

Oh, fuck. You guys wouldn't believe it.

Taco.

Taco? Dude, where is Taco? He's coming.

What's going on?

I had no clue. I called him an hour ago. I told him we were ready for him. Where

the hell is Taco?

Oh, hey, guys. What are you all doing here?

Taco. Taco. Come on, man.

What's up, guys?

It's draft day.

Come on. Oh, yeah, I knew that.

So this is my special friend, Jasmine, guys.

Hi, Jasmine.

All right. So, yeah, what are we doing?

Taco, draft now.

Okay, Jasmine, let me appease the tyrants real quick, and then we'll

little bit. Come on!

All right, so how do we do this, guys? How do we do this?

What the fuck? How do we do this? First year, again.

All right, am I picking my team?

Your first pick.

Which ones are the kickers?

You're holding them.

Okay,

so I'll take these now.

Taco, are you fucking kidding me? You did this last year.

Yeah, and I had 14 kickers. That's fine. But you have to pick them one at a

time.

Oh, then I'll take this one. Okay, great. Put it up.

Okay.

Where do I put it?

Under your name.

Team two is you.

You think the kicker was an alphabetical ending? Just put a picture of a fucking

taco, okay?

Yeah, okay.

The reading thing is difficult.

So do I get to do my second one now?

No! Oh.

No. I mean, if you're going to get first pick, I'll definitely take the sloppy

sockets for the kickers.

No, I want the kickers.

You want to have your kicker?

Yeah, whatever it takes to get your kicker. Tacos, they look familiar to

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Taco, you brought a stripper to draft day?

No, no, no, no, no.

An exotic dancer.

Wait,

what? Oh my god.

What? A companion.

Classic taco.

Oh my god, taco.

You brought a prostitute to wrap it? A companion.

A wonderful woman with hopes and dreams.

Oh my god.

Are you helping her figure with her clothes?

How did that all work?

You remember the gal I brought to Christmas last year?

Yeah, she was too.

You couldn't just meet a regular girl?

They aren't regular girls. What are you guys talking about?

Oh my god, Paco.

Is this where you spent your money?

No, I spent my money starting the corporation.

The notary business doesn't work now, so I started the Paco's truck.

Okay.

Yeah. Go Taco Baby. Yeah, I parked the truck out down the alley.

We're changing your team name now from Taco Team to Kickers and Prostitutes.

That's going to be it.

Okay.

Is that going to be the new name of your taco truck?

That would be a good one.

Kickers and Escorts.

That's classy.

EBPB Taco Truck.

EBE, Exotic Dancers and Escorts. Perfect.

Okay, yeah. I don't think you want to name it E .D .E. No, E .D .E.

That's cool. Is that a band name?

I don't think you want to name it E .D .E. Yeah.

Andre and I are Eskimo brothers now. What?

What?

I want to throw that one out of left field. I fucked his wife.

Yeah, we're Eskimo brothers now.

Last week.

He broke into my house. And three days ago. And three days ago.

Bathroom window again?

Bathroom window. Bathroom window. Taco's entrance.

That is his typical taco.

Taco entrance.

He broke it,

but he promised to pay with his winning.

Is she good? No, she's great.

Yeah, she just did.

Stares in the pocket. So we did.

You know, that auger is out running errands.

Looked in her eyes.

What is life man? Rub our wieners in the same place.

I'm putting together a database of all the bros and I are dicks in. This is

going to be a much better time situation than what we're working on right now.

Yeah, it's pretty expensive.

Yeah, I have to do that.

That's a triple S -E.

You want to be my first? Yeah, we should definitely do that.

That'll be a fight you can't quit.

Yeah, I'll whisper to her. She'll be waiting for it. Okay. I know she's game.

He says, fuck Andre, right?

I need to hook up the door.

Tough Andre, man. That fucking guy.

You know that guy, Rob? His cousin, Robbie.

I think we should get him to replace him.

Tough Andre next year.

Yeah. It's very different.

Oh, he is.

He brings a good life around.

You know what I told? I told the old switcheroo, you know.

She was not, you know, it's the anal, but, you know, put it in the anal, and

just said, keep going. So she was in it. It was that. It was like, no, no, no,

but, yes.

Yeah. But anyway, so anyway, so we'll probably get back to the game.

Yeah. Finish our draft. Yeah.

I'm going to have to get this going.

Alex.

What? I'm here.

Okay, I'm coming.

What?

I'm not showing you my list. I'm not asking for the list. I've got something

much greater for you.

You want to be a part of the bros?

Yeah, I want to be a part of the bros. You want to be a part of the bros? I

to be... You know I want to be a part of the... Tell me how to be... You're

going to come help me around the plate, right?

Yeah. Right.

I'm going to take you from this side. It's called a general whack bar.

Okay. So you guys are going to talk to each other?

No. We're going to talk to each other. Well, I mean, we're going to talk to

other. Huh?

We're going to do this?

We'll do a little more, but yeah.

I'm going to go then. You're going to do it?

She was good with it. That's what I heard.

You let the boobs in. Both of us.

Hey, Lauren.

Hey. I heard you hate the Spanish football bullshit.

Yeah, I hate it. It's pretty terrible, honey. It's the worst.

They're all dicks.

It's just ducks.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaking of dicks. Yeah.

I heard you fuck Taco.

Excuse me? Oh, it's cool, it's cool. Yeah, that's great.

We were singing together once, maybe.

You'd want to fuck us. Yeah, we're better than tacos, right?

Oh, yeah, I'm confused.

No, it's cool.

We're all like a small brother.

And I really want to get in on that small brother thing.

She's been looking and dying to get inducted, and think about that. You get

bring her in. What is with the small brother?

You guys are like a pack.

We're all part of the team.

Yeah, yeah.

But I haven't been accepted into the group yet, so it would really help me a

if you could just let me.

And also think about it, he drug you here and you're all dressed up real

and now he's just ignoring you, so why not get even better revenge by sneaking

up and getting some... Having a bunch of orgasms.

She's amazing.

That's the whole thing I need to say.

Yeah, why do you think you're right across it?

Come on.

You met my boy Brad over

there, right? Yeah.

Can you do me a favor? I can't tell you why, but can you still distract him for

a minute?

Sure.

I can't believe you wore your shoulder pad.

Yeah, lucky pads, I told you.

Are you picking the right name?

I'm trying.

Bobby keeps taking all of my pics like one turn before me.

Well, that trophy's going to look really good in our house this year. Hey, I

like your pads. They look really protective.

See, babe told you.

Sexy pads.

Hi. Hey, I'm Jasmine.

Great.

Good idea. We could use that.

So who are you picking over here?

I'm looking at running backs right now.

Are those the guys that protect the ball? I'm not sure how this works.

They run the ball.

Okay.

I have one but I need

another one so I'm trying to figure out who

No, it's my pick right now. I'm trying to figure out the last one right now.

I bet you're going to try that, Albert.

You're

the

second person to ask me that.

Because your arms have become so big. Your thighs are so strong.

How much time, Brad, do I have?

This round?

10,

15 seconds left?

Let me tell you that this dress makes my eyes look really blue. What do you

think? Doesn't it make my eyes look really blue?

Eight? Seven?

Yeah.

Three seconds, man. You're up.

Okay, okay.

Darby. Darby? Yeah.

Not really cool into pressure, are you?

What? Darby, great choice.

Wait, what?

What did I pick?

Darby? Great choice.

No.

No, I need to do over.

Time's up, though.

All right, we're moving on. Who was next?

Ryan's up next.

Maybe Taco will trade you for a kicker.

Where's Ryan? It's his turn.

Ryan, you're up!

Wow. Oh, wow.

I love being part of the voice. Being part of the

voice at the back.

You went wide all the way.

She's a classy lady.

I know. That's why we like her.

It's gotta be uncomfortable.

It's uncomfortable.

Don't worry, I'll protect you.

He's doing a good job, I said. Nice!

Yeah.

Just team effort.

Congratulations.

Draft the orgy?

I suggest we all become Eskimo brothers.

That's what I'm suggesting.

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, go team!

Are you guys some, like, weird spectacle?

We're a league!

It's the league, that's all that it is.

Let's go!

Let's do it.

We have Kool -Aid later if you'd like.

All right, there's still room on the couch. Come on over here.

Yeah, jeez.

I guess

let's start the real league, huh? Yeah.

You guys want to start the real league? Yeah.

All right, well, we'll go on with your names and the hat thing. What are you

talking about?

Let the girls have the draft here.

You have to draw again for your husband.

You guys suck at this.

So,

Alex,

I guess that leaves you with taco, huh?

Thank you, babe.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

The thing you do is your tongue.

Yeah.

The thing you do is your tongue.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow.

It's okay.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, I fucking love that. Oh, my God.

All the way down.

Oh, Jesus.

Fuck,

yeah.

I hope you have a time to record this.

It's so long ago, baby.

Alice, we had no idea you had that ass under there, girl.

Let's just not pay attention to anything.

Oh, yes. You should have let me be one of the boys sooner.

Oh,

my God.

I was sleeping on Warren, but you're sleeping on me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Holy shit, Alex.

Good, good, good.

I'll get in here.

All right.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I love you.

I don't know where it is.

That's fucking amazing right there.

Don't stare at my face.

I'm coming down to you.

Thank you.

You're good?

Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Even though there's nothing in there.

I want to get that.

Hallelujah.

Stay in there, Christine.

I like to spit in my butt.

Oh, my God.

We need to start this fucking draft order.

What? This thing got so ruined.

We're out of order. We have no idea who got who. What's going on?

I've got a new idea.

You fucking mean to say this?

We've got to get this thing straight. We have orgy after. All right, what's the

draft order?

The draft is important.

The draft is very important.

Let's get every girl paired with the guy that drew their name out of the hat.

And the first guy to come Gets the first draft pick.

Okay. And if your guy wins, you get the first draft pick.

Wait, Dylan. That's no deal.

Well, if you and I get first draft pick?

No, because you guys are a team.

You and Brad are a team. Y 'all are on two.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

Is that a deal?

It's a partner option.

Yeah. Line up. Okay.

Are we going in there?

No. Oh, I'm not aware. Whoever you're with, you're with.

You're on your knees?

We're going to move this thing out of the way here.

I am not cleaning with them. I am terrible at cleaning. You don't want to.

hey guys, what did I miss?

Come on, baby.

Okay. Get us that first pick.

Come on. Yeah.

That's right. That's Peter.

Yes. That's Peter.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Take it. Woo -hoo.

first draft cake

if

I

can't have first draft then we can have first draft

Yeah, we dropped.

That's it, no holding up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.