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You're over here jerking off our swap, son.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Finally, we can pour in the ice cream.

That sounds great.

Dessert? That's so nice.

Now, honey, are you sure you don't want to come with us to get some ice cream?

No, I'm okay.

You've got to come with us. Come on.

It's going to be a great family moment for us all.

Yeah, I agree.

You can get some.

No. I have a headache.

Come on, it'd be fun.

Come on.

No,

I just don't want to be sent down.

Just go, have fun, come back, tell me all about it. And then we can bond

after.

I'll think these guys. We'll make it quick.

Bye.

See you later. Have fun.

Swap mom!

Where is she?

Honey, swap mom!

Are those her clothes?

What the heck?

That's a little weird.

We should go look for her.

Maybe she's in the shower.

You can check in there.

I'll go check over there. We'll check the bedroom.

Honey!

No, she wasn't in any of the bedrooms.

Yeah, she wasn't in the bedroom either.

It's weird.

It is weird.

Well, why would she just take off her clothes?

Maybe she just got changed and went to the store.

Yeah.

Maybe. Yeah.

It's a little weird, but... What if she got kidnapped?

Oh, my God, that could be... Oh, no. Oh, my God. She did not get kidnapped.

Oh, my God. She did not get kidnapped. Oh, my God.

Calm down. Okay, before everyone goes nuts, just everyone just shut up and

chill out.

Okay, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Let's go. Just sit down on

couch. Because she'll be back soon.

So we're not going to jump to those conclusions.

We're just going to watch TV. And she'll be home.

Alright.

Alright, kids. Sit down. Calm down, okay?

It's a little weird.

Alright, that's... I feel like it for a week.

Don't worry. It's alright.

Yeah,

I don't know what you're talking about.

We watched it a couple of weeks ago.

He's a kid, eh?

Yeah. That wasn't in the movie.

I'm going to get some water.

Oh my God, what are you guys doing?

No way.

What is going on?

I don't have any explanation for this.

And it looks like we really can't step back from this. So this is a really

weird first impression.

How about if you just fuck me and we can forget all about this or

I'll leave the swap.

What?

Yeah?

Yeah? Okay. Yeah?

Oh my God.

Yeah,

definitely.

Is this what you want?

Oh, that is so good.

oh oh

Oh my God.

Oh. Oh.

How does it feel over there?

She is amazing.

She is fucking amazing.

Thank you.

Can we do that?

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my god, holy shit.

Hey, smart guy.

You know, you think maybe you want to switch a little bit?

Look at this. You want to switch a little bit?

Thank you.

Oh, it's so fucking good.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

oh my god

yes yes yes yes

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes, yes, yes!

I feel so fucking dead now.

There we go.

because I thought mom again.

Yeah? Yeah.

You're going to bend them over? Yeah, let's do it.

Cool.

Yes, yes,

yes.

I don't want to.

She's fucking doing it just like that.

Oh, yeah. Please.

Please. Oh, I want to go fucking with you. I want to go fucking with you. Give

me that cup.

Give me that cup.

Give me that fucking cup.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Give it to me. Give it to me.

better that's good we're the perfect spot family the perfect spot family