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{\an8}This programme
contains strong language.
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What the hell?
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TOY CLATTERS
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Sadie. Sadie? Dad?
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Oh, my God.
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DOOR SLAMS
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- SOFTLY:
- Jesus Christ!
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I thought she'd been kidnapped.
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Who'd want to kidnap Sadie?
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Who wouldn't want to kidnap Sadie?
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What's wrong with her?
She's perfect.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right, love.
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Have you had a big coffee
down the shops?
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Yeah.
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SADIE GURGLES
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Why are all her toys outside?
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Cos plastic is toxic.
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I mean, if Sadie ate that,
she'd be in real trouble.
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Because of choking? No, I've thrown
out everything that's choke-sized.
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Choking is a hazard,
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but ingesting or even touching
plastic is catastrophic.
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I've been doing some research -
on the YouTube.
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Oh, God.
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All plastic is evil.
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And I don't want to make
the same mistakes with Sadie
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as I made with you and Catherine.
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WHISPERS: I mean, she's in prison,
isn't she?
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- WHISPERS:
- I know.
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But not because she ate
the feet off her Barbie.
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Although...
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Well, what's she gonna
play with now?
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Oh.
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Ta-da.
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It's all I could afford, you know.
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They're really expensive -
that's how you know they're good.
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- What does it do?
- Um...
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Well, not everything
has to do something, Gemma!
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SADIE COOS
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Look!
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She loves it. Look, look.
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Look, a little car - look.
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HE IMITATES CAR
He's coming round the corner.
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HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES
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He's coming round the corner.
What's he doin'?
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HE BLOWS RASPBERRIES
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DISTANT DOOR SLAMS
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Fucking hell, Gem.
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What?
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That's the colour
that they wear on G Wing.
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They'll have you scrubbing
the toilets
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quicker than you can say,
"I used to be hot."
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Yeah, well,
the beige hides the milk stains.
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And I am still hot, thank you.
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You asked your cute pharmacist
out yet?
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No. Not yet.
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But when I do, you know -
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never been turned down.
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IF you're sure
that you've still got it...
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Got it?
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No, I am it.
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..then, um, well, you won't mind
doing me a teeny, tiny favour...
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..and tugging my solicitor off.
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- HISSES:
- That's not a favour!
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That's like, I don't know -
assault?
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Oh, no, no!
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No, no. No, no, no.
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He'll like it.
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Cat!
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He won't return my calls.
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The answer is still no.
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Ugh!
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The old Gemma would have done it.
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No, she wouldn't!
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Anyway, just in case
you change your mind,
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he really likes the sting
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and the smell of anti-bac gel.
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Don't ask me how I know that.
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I'm not gonna.
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{\an8}# Boop-boop, boop-boop
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{\an8}# Boop... #
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{\an8}DOOR SHUTS
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{\an8}# Ba, ba, ba
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{\an8}# Ba, ba, ba, boop. #
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{\an8}- GIGGLES: I know!
- Hiya, baby.
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{\an8}SADIE COOS
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{\an8}Three lemons and a stick?
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Er, three organic lemons!
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Only the best for my granddaughter.
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The stick's not organic, then?
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It better be. It cost me a tenner.
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Dad, I was wondering - how would
you feel about baby-sitting Sadie?
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Well, what do you think I've been
doing for the last three hours?
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No, I mean like all night.
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Oh.
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I kind of miss the old Gemma.
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You know, the one
who went on dates, had fun.
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I'd love to.
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Can Derek come over?
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Absolutely not.
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Hiya.
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Gemma, you look amazing.
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Oh, really?
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I've got you a present.
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Wow.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you. - It is
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..a yellow box
of hypodermic needles.
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That's...that's amazing,
that, Gemma. Thank you.
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Didn't you give birth,
like, six months ago?
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Mm-hm, but people keep hold of
these things for years, don't they?
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Cos you can't just chuck them
in a bin, can you?
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No. N-No, you can't, Gemma.
It's... It's medical waste.
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Exactly.
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Which is why I did not do that.
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Er, look, sorry
if I've been a bit...
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..distant, lately.
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Have you?
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It's just having a baby's
such a big thing,
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and I was I thinking...
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Well, I wasn't... I wasn't sure,
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but I thought maybe
y-you'd want space.
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Oh!
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What I actually wanted was
some very large sanitary pads.
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Yeah, er...
Yeah, 'course. Of course, sure.
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I'm joking. It's a joke.
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Ha-ha-ha.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Do you want to have
a night out soon?
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Yeah. Yeah. I would ab...
I would absolutely love that -
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me, you and Cherry.
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Yeah.
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Or just me and you - alone.
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Um...
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I should have told you
he was seeing someone else.
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I only found out myself
a few days ago
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- when I popped in for more
nit shampoo. - Yeah, it's fine.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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It's OK not to be fine.
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I missed my chance, didn't I?
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Did I ever even have a chance?
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Xander was really into you,
trust me. He just...
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..moved on.
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Fucking hell.
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I mean, I just had a baby!
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I know!
Men are very simple creatures.
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SADIE COOS
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All right, king?
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- I brought supplies.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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WHISPERS: Shut the door.
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Right, come on.
Talk me through this outfit.
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OK. So...
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Oh, wow.
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This is my weapons-grade
pulling dress, OK?
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I wore this
on my best ever night out -
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which we will be recreating tonight,
down to the very last detail.
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I just want to snog
someone really fit.
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And that.
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Shush, shush, shush.
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- WHISPERS:
- You'd better stop shushing me!
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You know I find it triggering.
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And you do know that baby's
not asleep, don't you?
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Gemma doesn't want you here.
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Oh, fucking bitch.
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Hey! Not in front of Sadie.
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She's going to have to learn
sometime, Malcolm.
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Anyway, I brought supplies.
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Yeah, I don't drink around the baby,
do I?
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It's not booze.
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I got you a really big tub
of nappy creme.
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Does it have plastic in it?
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You know what? I don't know.
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SOFTLY: Ohh, what's he like?
What's he like?
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If you want me go, just say.
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Just stay here
until Gemma's gone, all right?
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Get that door.
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You're complicit now, Sadie.
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I'm not ready
to go through that again.
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Pfft! It took me a year
to even look at Lance's todge
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- after I gave birth.
- TMI, babe.
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And when I did,
it was another eight weeks
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before I could even touch it.
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OK, am I forgetting anything?
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Oh, er, passport.
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- Yes!
- I was joking.
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Well, no, we're not gonna
leave the country,
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- but we might hire a yacht.
- In Stockport?
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Yeah, the old Gemma did it - twice.
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Oh.
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Ooh, do you want to pump
those bad boys before we head out?
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{\an8}Are you kidding?!
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{\an8}These are working for me tonight.
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SADIE BABBLES
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OK, so,
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if you want to take her
for a walk in the morning,
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you've got nappies, wipes,
spare clothes...
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, ha-ha.
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Er, don't think I need that, love.
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THEY CHUCKLE
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And if there are any problems...
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Yeah, no, don't worry,
I'll just call you.
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No, I was gonna say, "Can you try
and sort them out yourself?"
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Er, yeah, sure.
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Not if it's an emergency,
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but try not call
if you can't find the cheese grater.
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Or scissors.
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Or batteries for the new remote.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. OK.
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HE CHUCKLES
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I mean how much trouble
can one man and a baby get into,
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sat in a flat all night?
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Fire. Flood. Baby drinks bleach?
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Right. Shut up.
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- Hiya.
- All right, ladies?
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Ha. Right. Hey. Pizza time?
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You know what?
I'm feeling a bit adventurous,
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so I might have that one
with an egg on it.
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Oh, yeah, I should have said sooner,
boss man -
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- we're going out.
- What? No.
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No. Me and Sadie
are not leaving this flat.
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No way.
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So this kitten we're gonna pick up,
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do you think it'll be
all right with Sadie?
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You know, what if she gets a rash?
You still got that creme?
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Yeah, I might have been fibbin'
about the kitten.
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Oh...you!
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God! Turn this car around.
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Yeah, you know
I'm not gonna do that, Malcolm.
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God! I've got one job
and that's to look after Sadie.
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And to have coins for parking.
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Relax, it's not like
I'm taking us all abseiling, is it?
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HE GROANS
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All right, look,
my eldest has informed me
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that her mother
is getting remarried
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and tonight is the engagement party.
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Oh, mate, I'm sorry.
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Obviously, I don't give a fuck.
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- OK.
- Get your hands off me. - All right.
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Well, why are me and Sadie here?
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You two are here to help me ruin her
night, just like she ruined my life.
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DEREK SIGHS
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MEN BICKER
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Urgh, "British Tapas"?
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Yeah, this place
might have changed a bit.
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Ugh, it's giving banker wanker.
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Oh, sorry I'm late.
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- Here she is.
- I'll catch up.
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- Three of those, please.
- No problem.
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- Er, Rita?
- Mm? - They're not ours.
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So?
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Have you had some tea?
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You know, lined your stomach?
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Well, my plan was to grab
a chip butty on the way here,
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but I got myself
accidentally locked in a park.
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The only thing to eat
was litter and pine cones,
255
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,279
and that's not a good tea
by anyone's standards.
256
00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,839
You got locked in the park?
257
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,159
Yeah. But I'm fine now.
258
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,839
Do you want to tell us
what happened, then?
259
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,439
Not every single element of my life
is up for grabs as an anecdote.
260
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,319
- Oh.
- Right, I thought we'd start with White Russians.
261
00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,639
Ooh!
262
00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,599
- Boozy milkshake.
- Mmm. - Yum!
263
00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,359
Well, what's up, Gemma, love?
264
00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,919
Hey.
265
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,479
You said milk.
266
00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,119
- Oh.
- Oh.
267
00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,750
- It's Sadie's feeding time.
- Mm.
268
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,759
Babe, we can go if you want to.
This place is mid.
269
00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,319
I don't want to go.
270
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,479
No, you know what?
I haven't had any action for months.
271
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,359
I am not leaving here
until I've been felt up,
272
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,319
- at the very least.
- Mmm. - Yeah.
273
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,999
Why don't you ask your dad
for a photo?
274
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,319
Ooh, yes, please.
Make sure you get his chest hair in.
275
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,559
Of the baby!
276
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,079
Well, I can have both!
277
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,199
Hey, come on.
I want to get battered.
278
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,599
Slow down.
279
00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,799
Sorry.
280
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,450
Christ, this is gonna be
a right fun night, isn't it?
281
00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:25,759
I'm not sure about this, mate!
282
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,839
OK, Malcolm, once again,
you're being a massive pussy.
283
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,759
Don't let me down. Come on.
This is life or death.
284
00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,290
All right, my love, it's all right.
Grandad's here.
285
00:10:34,231 --> 00:10:38,639
WHISPER: Derek.
Derek, I'm just a bit worried.
286
00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,919
You know that she...
287
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,119
..she might see something
a bit untoward or something?
288
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,359
Oh, Malcolm, grow up.
289
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,440
It's a family boozer,
not a strip club.
290
00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:52,279
OK. This is our little secret, OK?
Don't tell Mummy about this.
291
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,759
Good girl.
292
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,039
DOG YAPS
293
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,279
There's a dog in here.
294
00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,159
There's a massive dog in here.
DOG WHIMPERS
295
00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,439
All right?
296
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,519
Degsy.
297
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,039
So where's
this engagement party, then?
298
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,400
Wrong Red Lion, mate.
299
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,399
MESSAGE CHIMES
300
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,279
Look, Debs loved it here.
This is our Red Lion.
301
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,039
Not any more - she's changed.
302
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:09,799
She likes feta cheese now.
303
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,519
Oh!
304
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,199
Such a bitch.
305
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,919
Oh, God!
306
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,639
It's from Gemma.
307
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:20,359
She wants a photo of Sadie
and we're not in the flat, are we?
308
00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,119
Jesus Christ, Malcolm,
she's not expecting
309
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,599
a picture of her baby perched
on the fucking cooker, is she?
310
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,119
Here. Just get in really tight.
311
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,199
Give it here. Give it here.
Go on. Go on.
312
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,919
- There you go. See? Right up close.
- CAMERA CLICKS
313
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,039
Piece of piss.
314
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,359
Can we go home now?
315
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,879
No. There are six other Red Lions
316
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,719
within a half-hour's
driving distance
317
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,079
of Debs' new place,
so we'd better crack on.
318
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,399
- Cheers, Gav.
- Cheers.
319
00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,759
I want Debs barred by the way.
320
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,000
Consider it done.
321
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,920
DOG WHIMPERS
322
00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,919
Hi. Shh, shh.
323
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,200
HE MUTTERS
324
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,319
Is that my baby's nose?
325
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,239
Did he take it in a cupboard?
326
00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,640
"A proper one, please."
327
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,439
Right, come on.
328
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,519
So tell me - whatever happened
on this best-ever night out?
329
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,039
Oh, OK.
330
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,879
- So I drank cocktails.
- Ooh.
331
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,679
I danced until dawn.
332
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,319
I watched the sunrise with
a very gorgeous personal trainer
333
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,679
called Mason.
334
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,319
Who months later, gave me an STI,
335
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,719
but we'll skip over that bit.
336
00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,199
Mason Groves?!
337
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,599
- Oh, my God, do you know him?
- Only by reputation.
338
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,160
My mate works at the knob clinic.
339
00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:27,919
This is the last Red Lion
we're going into, you understand?
340
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,719
Yeah, you said that
three Red Lions ago.
341
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,239
Sadie's tired.
342
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,599
And I need to change her.
343
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,159
Is that a baby?
344
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,639
Yeah.
345
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,239
Why?
346
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,439
"Why is it a baby?"?
347
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,639
Why'd you bring a baby in here?
348
00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,679
Um, is there possibly anywhere
I could change her nappy?
349
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,280
There's no ladies toilet.
350
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,040
There are no ladies!
351
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,919
There's no ladies.
352
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,959
I think...the gents are down there.
353
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,799
EXHALES: OK.
354
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,679
I'd better go
and check it out first, all right?
355
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,919
- All right. I'll wait here.
- Here y'are, take her.
356
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,319
Well, I don't want
to take her in there.
357
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,230
- HISSES: There could be men in there,
couldn't there?! WHISPERS: - Hurry up!
358
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,680
DOOR OPENS
359
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,440
DOOR SHUTS
360
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:19,640
HE GRUNTS
361
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,439
I... I...
362
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,039
I wouldn't go in there, mate.
363
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,519
What, are the seats made of plastic?
364
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,879
And caked in shit.
365
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,359
HE SIGHS
PHONE VIBRATES
366
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,600
SOFTLY: Oh, God.
367
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,400
PHONE VIBRATES
HE GRUNTS
368
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,479
Dad, I asked you for
a proper picture ages ago.
369
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,359
Wait, where are you?
370
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,159
Er, I'm in the flat. Obviously.
371
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,120
Ha-ha.
372
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,119
MUFFLED COUGHING
373
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,919
Who's with you?
374
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,359
Is Derek there?
375
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,599
No, no. It's, um...
376
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,079
Foz.
377
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,319
Foz?
378
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,639
Hi, Foz.
379
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,079
What are you doing with my dad?
380
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,759
I'm having a piss.
381
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,319
He's joking. Yeah.
382
00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,959
Oh, um, actually,
he's not joking, no.
383
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,159
Foz is a mate from work
384
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,279
and he's just come round
to use the toilet cos his broken.
385
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,959
You know,
so we're just in the bathroom.
386
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,239
You're in there with him?
387
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,519
Yeah, just... You know,
showing him the bath-mat.
388
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,479
Anyway, Sadie was asleep,
but she's awake now,
389
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,159
so I'll send you some photos,
all right?
390
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,319
OK. See you later.
391
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,679
HE EXHALES SHARPLY
392
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,639
HE PANTS
393
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,279
I think I got away with that.
394
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,199
Can I finish my piss now?
395
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,919
Oh, yeah. Yeah, no problem.
396
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,159
Right.
397
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,560
SPLASHING
398
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:30,079
Why does your dad
look absolutely terrified?
399
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,559
Hmm.
400
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,320
What about him? He's nice.
401
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,759
- That's a yucca plant!
- Is it?
402
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:38,280
I thought it were a skinny lad.
403
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,600
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're right.
404
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,399
- Mmm!
- Ooh...
405
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,399
Now, THAT is a tasty snack.
406
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,559
Oh, if you're getting a snack,
Gemma, I would love some peanuts.
407
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,680
Yeah.
408
00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:56,919
CHAIR SCRAPES
409
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,959
Oh!
410
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,039
I'm fine.
411
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,559
- Hey.
- I'm fine. - Hey.
412
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:02,759
- Is your friend OK?
- Mm-hm.
413
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,839
She's not had any tea, so...
414
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,999
SHE CHUCKLES
415
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,559
I'm Hodge.
416
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,879
Paul Hodgson. People call me Hodge.
417
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,559
- I'm Gemma. People call me Gemma.
- SHE CHUCKLES
418
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,319
Ah...ow!
419
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,799
Are you having a heart attack?
420
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,199
Oh! Oh, let's hope so!
421
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,319
THEY LAUGH
422
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,679
So tell me about yourself, then.
423
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,439
- Well, I work in...
- Actually, no, I can't do that -
424
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:24,679
I need to whimper.
425
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,399
SHE GROANS, SQUEALS
426
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,880
- HIGH-PITCHED:
- Cherry!
427
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,879
HE CLEARS THROAT
428
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,399
Oh. Yep.
429
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,559
SHE WHIMPERS
430
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,479
- Hi.
- You OK, babe? - My boobs are about to explode.
431
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,479
- Oh, right.
- WHISPERS: - Are they fake?
432
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,519
No, you bellend,
they're full of milk!
433
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,119
Oh, my God! Why?!
434
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,079
She's just had a baby
and she's missed a feed.
435
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,279
Oh! How do I make it stop?
436
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,759
You need to get the milk out. Um...
437
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,679
Shall I...
Shall I get a pen lid and a knife?
438
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,799
Why?
439
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,439
Like when people's throats swell up?
440
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,439
Stab the pen lid in
and release the pressure.
441
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,719
You want to perform a tracheotomy
on her tits?
442
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,759
Well, I don't know.
443
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,359
How do men know so little
about the female body?
444
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,959
- Right. Come on, babe.
- PAINED: - Mm!
445
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,719
- Rita, come here.
- OK.
446
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,319
Just getting my bag.
447
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,399
Right. That's it. I'm calling a cab.
448
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,759
Well, can I borrow Sadie, then?
449
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,599
- No!
- What? I'll bring her back!
450
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,999
Why did you even
drag us along tonight, eh?
451
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,440
SADIE FUSSES
452
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,800
The plan was...
453
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:20,839
..to turn up at the engagement party
454
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,199
and pretend I'd had a baby
455
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,679
with a much younger, fitter,
less-of-a-massive-bitch woman.
456
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,480
God! And who was I in all this?
457
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,879
Personal assistant?
458
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,679
I know. I know it's stupid.
I just...
459
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,959
SADIE CRIES
460
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,079
I wanted Debs to think that
I was doing great without her
461
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,320
and I wasn't some...
462
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,479
- TEARFULLY:
- ..sad loser.
463
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,760
Oh, mate.
464
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,520
Come on.
465
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,519
MESSAGE CHIMES
466
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,399
- You're not a sad loser.
- Ohh!
467
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,799
Finally, the fucking kids
have given me the actual address.
468
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,319
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha!
Let's go, Malcs. Let's go!
469
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,999
Look, I'm gonna change her first,
though, OK?
470
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,599
- All right. All right. Come on.
- SADIE FUSSES
471
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,359
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
472
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,039
You need to self-express, babe.
473
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,199
Are you gently
massaging your breasts?
474
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,320
No, I'm punching them with bricks.
475
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,839
She shouldn't even be here.
She should be at home with her baby.
476
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,039
Who the fuck asked your opinion?
477
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,399
Are you starting on me?
478
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,639
Oh, once I start...
479
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,439
- Mm!
- ..you'll know about it. - Oh...
480
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,559
There's been a complaint.
481
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,679
KNOCKING
482
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,039
Miss?
483
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,359
Yeah, no milking in here
and I need you to leave.
484
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,479
- SOFTLY:
- What?
485
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,679
Did you grass?
486
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,359
PHONE LINE RINGS
487
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,239
MALCOLM: Oh, no, it's Gemma.
488
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,639
Dad? We're coming home.
489
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,799
Oh...no, no. Don't do that.
490
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,359
Yes, I do need to do that
cos I need to pump.
491
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,400
HORN HONKS
492
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,399
Disgusting.
493
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,599
Oh, my God, are you not at the flat?
494
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,919
- What?!
- Um...
495
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,959
Where are you?
496
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,359
I'm in Derek's car.
We're going to The Red Lion.
497
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,879
Which Red Lion?
498
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,879
We'll drop you a pin.
Do join us, Gemma.
499
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,719
- Oh, fucking knew it.
- I'm sorry!
500
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,760
LINE BEEPS
501
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,759
- WHISPERS:
- Don't apologise.
502
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,479
Oi, Rita!
503
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,799
Are you coming or what?
504
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,839
Oh, get me a Bacardi and coke!
505
00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,119
And I'll catch you up.
506
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,599
Hey! Don't touch my hair, Naughty.
507
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,080
Yes, Mummy.
508
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,479
MUFFLED CHATTER
509
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,919
HE GROANS
510
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,679
- Right.
- Oh, Derek...
511
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,720
- Give me that bag.
- Er, I can explain...
512
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,560
DOOR OPENS
513
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,359
- GEMMA:
- Ow.
514
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,120
- QUIETLY:
- Why is it so painful? - Um...
515
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,119
OK. So, here's the plan.
516
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,599
No. There is no plan, OK?
517
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,639
I need to express
this incredibly painful milk
518
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,439
and pour it down the sink
cos it's probably 30% Chardonnay
519
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,399
and then I'm taking my baby home.
OK?
520
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,719
Disabled toilets?
521
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,279
- At least you get your own sink.
- Yeah. - Why are you so spiteful?
522
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,799
You can't just give me two fucking
minutes to go find my ex-wife,
523
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,879
bring her over, and introduce you
as my hot new girlfriend, can you?
524
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,519
Have you lost your fucking mind?
525
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,119
Gemma, everyone says
we'd make a great couple.
526
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,239
Malcolm says it all the time.
527
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,039
Would it hurt
just to play along, eh?
528
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,719
I mean, Debs is a real bitch.
529
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,120
Apparently.
530
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,159
Derek! You made it!
531
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,359
You invited me?
532
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,959
- Yeah, 'course I did. Ages ago.
- MALCOLM CHUCKLES
533
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,559
Oh, did you not get it?
534
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,399
Andy's been eating the mail.
535
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,159
Who the fuck do you two
hanging around with?
536
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,879
Me and the kids have been
a bit worried about you.
537
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,519
I'm fine.
538
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,240
SADIE FUSSES
539
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,239
Oh, hello!
540
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,679
Oh, who's this gorgeous
little thing?
541
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,639
- Sadie.
- Oh!
542
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,959
- She is my new daughter.
- Oh, we're not doing that, are we?
543
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,479
Mm-hm. And this is her mother -
my beautiful fiancee, Cherry,
544
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,679
who is also really fucking hot
and not a total harpy.
545
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,999
Fiancee?
546
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,159
Don't fucking dare.
547
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440
And this is my bodyguard, Malcolm.
548
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,959
Kevin Coaster.
549
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:51,519
Malcolm...Kevin Coaster.
550
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,879
OK.
551
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,159
Well, it's an improvement
on last time we saw you, eh?
552
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,210
THEY CHUCKLE
553
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,839
See that? Total fucking bitch.
554
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,400
She seems really nice.
555
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,040
Are you sure she's a bitch, mate?
556
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:12,359
- TEARFULLY:
- She's wonderful. - Oh, mate.
557
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,799
She's the love of my life
and I messed it up, Malcom.
558
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,239
There you go, mate. There you go.
559
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,040
Come on.
560
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,039
DEREK SOBS
561
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,319
You know what to do, don't you?
562
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,719
Yeah. Yeah.
563
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,399
DEREK SOBS
564
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,160
KNOCKING ON DOOR
565
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,800
SHE SIGHS
566
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,479
Hello.
567
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,959
So much for a fun night out.
568
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,319
CHERRY LAUGHS
569
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,199
It's been pretty shit.
570
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,239
Ever miss your life
before the twins?
571
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,119
Oh, God. I did at first.
572
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,839
When you're in the thick of it,
you're thinking,
573
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,479
"What have I done? Why two
at the same time? That's nuts."
574
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,730
And, "Can I leave the one that
does not stop crying under a bush?"
575
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,199
But when you realise
576
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,160
you're their entire universe.
577
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,640
There is no going back
to your old life.
578
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:01,640
More importantly, you don't want to.
579
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,960
Thanks.
580
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,439
If it helps,
I really like new Gemma.
581
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,759
And Sadie fucking adores her.
582
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,159
MUFFLED YELLING
583
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,119
YELLING
584
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,320
- SOFTLY:
- Fuck!
585
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,799
ANGRY CHATTER
586
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,759
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.
587
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,399
Dad!
588
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,399
CHERRY, SADIE GASP
589
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,759
No, it's OK.
590
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,999
It's fine. Look,
they're not made out of plastic.
591
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,050
HE CHUCKLES
592
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,999
- Want to leg it
before the police turn up? - Yeah.
593
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,959
- God.
- Come on.
594
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,519
Sorry, Debs.
595
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:44,840
- Fuck you, Marcus.
- Um...
596
00:21:44,890 --> 00:21:49,440
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