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Man, thank you for having me over.

Yeah, hell yeah.

Appreciate it.

Absolutely.

Do you see that? It's really cool.

That's trail mix.

I know, we need a beard.

But... Hi, Daddy. Hi, Daddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's up with these outfits?

Yeah. Do you like them?

No.

Oh.

Well, I thought we looked really cute.

Sure, but that's very short.

Anyways, we have a question.

Okay. Can we go to a party?

No. Why?

What the heck?

Because we're not dressed like that.

It's St. Patrick's Day. We're in theme.

Yeah, and we're respectful.

We're not just crazy.

What?

St.

Patrick's Day is about...

What do you think that is?

Trinking green beer.

The Irish.

It's not a little leprechaun.

A leprechaun.

But nothing to do with a dress like that. You guys are ridiculous.

You're the one that bought these for us, so... Look, mother, I'll make you a

deal.

We'll run you through a series of tests. If you can pass the test, we'll let you

go to the hospital. Thanks for calling me, Dad.

Yeah, what kind of test?

It's not raining so hard. You guys aren't going outside.

Well, we're jacket.

Can you hear that?

Yeah. It's boring.

Okay, I'll bring an umbrella.

Here's the deal. You girls are at the party. You're doing your thing.

Him and I are going to pretend like we are party goers.

We're boys at the party. Okay.

Okay. And you're girls at the party. I know, but it comes off.

Okay.

Here, have a drink.

Okay.

Bail.

You don't know what's in these drinks.

You guys don't want us to have snacks or drink anything at a party?

Not that you're a feed from a strange boy.

But we know these people. They're our friends.

You don't know anybody until you know them.

You're ridiculous.

How do you know they didn't drug it?

They're our friends.

I don't even think they know how to get a hold of that kind of stuff.

I don't want that.

Drugs.

What if it's just alcohol?

There won't be any there.

Yeah. You know that for sure?

Yes. I remember when I was a young man, I'd go to the party and I would get the

girls all liquor and then I would go lick them up.

Oh, well, I don't think there'll be any of that happening. No, definitely not.

That's what you'd say. Next test.

I got it. Here.

Take those.

Let's play a game.

Are you sure?

What?

It's a party. Play a game.

That's how it starts.

They're the models, people who spit in your mouth.

I'm spitting in our mouth. Truth or dare. Two questions going on right now.

Yeah, you guys are taking something and turning it into purpose.

We know how boys your age are.

So dad's two, daughter's zero.

Here we go, another one.

Okay.

Hey,

you want to dance?

No.

Yeah, I don't want to dance.

Well, we'll show you.

Is this another trick?

Yeah. If we say, yes, I'll dance with you, we'll fail?

Yeah. Show me how you would dance.

Together?

I don't know. I feel like you'd be like, yeah.

And maybe a little bit of... This is the stuff we're trying to avoid.

Why?

Because this is how you want us to show you?

That's not the way properly.

Yeah, I mean, you're...

Proper ladies, whatever, like 80s? No, you're like, you look good.

Like this.

Grooving the music.

You want to put your hands like this.

This is what you want. Let's put the hands like this.

Yeah.

There we go.

Okay, okay.

Open your hands. I don't want to see any of this.

Okay.

Yeah. Like a hula girl.

It's okay.

Can we go be classed at the party now?

Come on.

We'll show you how to be in class.

We'll show you how to be in class.

Okay,

but they were confusing questions.

We'll show you how to dance.

Here, just... It's okay. It's a little weird, but it's okay.

Like this.

This is like how old people dance.

There you go.

It's nice.

Sure. Kind of sway into the music.

You turn your head left.

Right. You put it back a little like this.

I mean, you guys don't want us to play games. You don't want us to drink any

liquids. And you think that you're going to want us to have a boy touch our hips

like this.

Well, I prefer a date. I prefer a dance break. Right. Isn't this better? No boys

touching and shaking.

That's...

Not good.

Here, come on. Let me show you.

Tear. Kiss.

No way I'm letting her go.

I know she's a good girl.

But I know the boys will eat her up.

She's all grown up now.

I can't believe how much her body has changed.

This is nice.

I've never danced with my stepdad before.

He smells really good. And he's so warm.

I hope other boys at the party smell like him.

I can feel her tits up against me.

Fuck!

Don't think about that.

I'm not ready to let some guy put his hands all over my little girl.

She might be ready, but I'm not.

I never realized how muscly my stepdad is.

His body feels really good against mine.

If he wasn't my dad, I would totally let him fill me up.

Daddy, what the fuck?

Do you have a boner right now?

Oh my God, so do you.

You guys are gross. That's so gross.

Well, and that's exactly why we don't want you there to avoid the death which

way. Oh, I'm sure that's the example you were trying to set for us. Oh yeah, I'm

sure we failed to the last test. You failed, but what'd you do to me? Look

I did to you.

You're ridiculous.

You know what?

You guys are liars. You weren't even going to let go in the first place, were

you? This whole test wasn't even fair to begin with.

Who are you guys?

Whatever.

They grow up so fast.

They really do.

Like it's our fault.

And honestly, I guess I did kind of like it.

We were pretty strict.

Maybe we should go talk to them.

Let's go.

What else? What?

Oh, what do you two want?

Both that we're not going to the party?

We already know.

You don't have to rub it in our faces.

Look, we just wanted to come in.

We know we're very strict, so we wanted to kind of apologize.

Okay, we're waiting.

We're sorry.

You guys going to go to the party?

No, not quite.

What I thought.

Guess we'll just stay home like a bunch of losers.

Yeah, a lot of our friends are having fun, dancing.

Why don't you just hang out with your dad?

Oh my god, I'm never going to be able to make out with a boy ever.

Yeah, how are we even going to learn how to take out?

Look, we'll make you a deal.

Another deal.

Hooray.

What's it this time, more tech?

We'll pretend we're the boys, and you can practice kissing on us.

No, more.

Dad?

Oh my God.

Okay, listen.

Instead of that, practice on each other and we'll coach you through it.

We'll watch.

Oh my gosh.

That's not even the same thing.

She's a girl.

Yeah, we need like two points to practice on. A girl with softer lips,

get better at practicing with girls.

I guess that kind of makes sense.

It has a point.

So go ahead.

Go slow? Fine, just go slow.

Are you guys going to let us go?

We're not holding you hostage.

Yeah, we'll get into that in a little bit.

It feels like they are.

Doesn't it?

Doesn't that feel good?

I mean... Yeah.

See?

But, like, a boy slip should feel different.

Right?

I don't know.

Only one way to find out.

That's it.

There you go.

Grab her by the back of her head and pull her in tight.

There you go.

Our noses are getting... Yeah, they keep clunking each other.

Good girl.

You can even stick your tongue out a little bit.

You've heard of a French kiss?

My God.

Why don't you try sucking on each other's lips?

It's kind of more fun with instructions.

Well, yeah, I didn't really know what to do otherwise.

Right?

It's like my inner thought.

Oh. Oh,

there you go.

You girls are quick learners.

Go ahead, touch your wrist.

Touch your wrist.

It's okay, sweetie.

Just try it.

This is soft.

How's it feel, Mallory?

Good.

Do you want to feel mine?

Yeah, kind of. Your nipples are hard.

I'm sorry.

They're so big.

It was a fun bite.

Perfect handful.

The girls are lucky to have each other.

Where your uncle and I grew up, we didn't have any girls in the town.

Well, we're like best friends, so... We were best friends, too.

Were you guys making out?

No. Not with each other, no.

But it's funny in exchange.

Like this?

That looks good.

That's your quick learners.

Feels even better after this.

What does her titty feel like?

Like, super soft and thoughtful.

I don't even know how to describe it. Like I want it right now.

But I know that's a little bit further than that.

Okay.

You guys are like sisters now.

Sisterhood, yeah.

Okay, so this is nice and all, but like, is kissing a girl really the

same as like kissing a boy?

I don't really know.

I don't really know either, but... You want something else to kiss on?

I mean, you know what?

We could be the boys and we could practice with you.

He's not just a boy, but he's a man.

He's got a beard.

You can learn what a man feels like.

I'll be okay with it.

He's a different boy, but... I don't know what. It felt weird

to maybe kiss you in the beginning, but it felt nice.

Maybe... Maybe you can try it out with Carl.

Maybe I should watch.

First. Okay.

Good? Yeah.

I'm just a little nervous.

That's okay.

All right, all right. That's my daughter.

That's my daughter.

Did I do good?

Yeah, that was great. You want to try it again?

Yeah, yeah, jump over there.

You do it, I'll do it.

Go ahead, Melanie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

I got a little different version than you did, but...

That was kind of fun.

So now what?

Did you like that?

Yeah.

I guess everyone has different kissing

techniques.

Yeah, pretty much. But you can do whatever feels right.

Thank you.

This feels so good.

I think I could melt.

Daddy keeps looking over at me and I can't tell if he's mad at me or what.

Is this really okay?

I'm with you.

Yeah, she was in my room for sure.

Did you learn that from your mother?

Probably. Well, I just like being free. Yeah, it just feels nice.

What if some boy's hair just slips up?

I mean, I guess that wouldn't be a problem.

No? Mm -hmm.

It's okay, Melody. Go ahead.

How's it feel?

Strange.

Strange?

Good.

I don't want this to end.

What am I supposed to feel?

I'm kind of jealous that Melody gets to kiss my daddy.

I'm never going to look at my daddy the same way again.

Like what?

Like a fat old pussy.

Maybe.

I've never seen my little girl like this.

It should be me kissing her.

This is so wrong.

What the hell are we doing?

The girls do seem to like it though.

I can't stay still.

It's hard to not move.

This isn't weird.

It's funny.

Oh, my God. I feel so good. Donnie and I have been doing this together since

college.

Not with us.

You're okay now, right?

Keep going.

You want to see what you did today?

Yeah,

I do.

I think

you guys need to make

things even.

Okay, I don't...

Go ahead, Melody. Okay.

You know what, buddy?

You sure you're cool with this? Yeah, absolutely.

If we're going to learn from each other, we might as well be our daddies.

That's exactly what it looks like.

I feel like we're back in 2000.

That's the other one.

There's a reason for that.

This is the kind of stuff we were doing.

Oh, it's been your first hunch. You are good.

I maybe watch a lot of porn.

You what? Excuse me, young lady? Nothing.

I want you to put those balls in your mouth.

Good Lord.

How you doing over there, Melody?

Getting a little distracted.

Good girl.

She is good.

She is. You taught her well.

She really is.

Sorry.

I wasn't thinking.

Over here.

So quick.

See ya.

Get it, Maya, get it.

Show them what a big girl you are.

That's a girl.

That's a girl.

She's a messy girl. Was she like this at home growing up?

She always played with her food.

Don't you speak with your mouth for a while.

I think you're telling me. We are going to that party.

Oh,

I

did it again. Sorry.

I'm going to go.

Looks like you guys are trying to teach us a lot today.

We cover a lot in one lesson.

I love it.

All over my face. You can take that off. Absolutely.

I can help you. If you want.

I look like my panties are coming off too.

See that little bush?

That I do.

You don't need that scratchy skirt here.

It is kind of making a mess, isn't it?

They're such cheeses, right?

These girls, I feel like we've been to the parties before.

Oh, my

God.

It's so weird, but so hard.

Yes, just like that!

Yeah.

Are you making a mess again?

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I like that dancing you were doing out there.

Look at me honey, come like this and say yes.

Take that shirt off. Put that shirt off for a little bit.

There you go. Whoops. Sorry.

Would you allow me to take my shirt off? Yeah.

Yeah, sweetie.

if he isn't here.

Yeah. We're going to have to empty them.

We'll talk about it later in a while.

You can't let us come over and over and over again.

You're asking us to trade places.

Let's see if you taught her.

See what I taught Maya.

I don't know if you grow up looking like that.

Wow.

Come on over here.

That's a good girl.

Hey, baby.

I just missed your beautiful face.

Wow.

Yours has more of a bend to it so it's kind of easier to take the throat.

It like fits down my throat perfectly.

Wow, Monica.

Good job on everything I showed you. Am I doing good?

You're doing great.

I can't help it.

Happy tears. Happy tears.

Let's try it

You

have a fit in your hair

Why do you keep fucking me just like that? Oh my god.

You are here.

I should teach you about rimming, Maya.

Don't speak with your mouth.

I'm moaning, isn't it?

Good.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes, yes

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yeah, she's in the house.

Thank you, Daddy.

Thank you.

You guys want to go to that party now?

You know, I actually think I'm going to work from here.

You also ruined our makeup.

I'd rather stay here with you guys.

Well, they want more.

Already? Yes, please.

Thank you, Patrick.