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Man, this fucking sucks.

Bullshit. It is.

You know, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my daughter saying I had a

dad bad. You believe she said that?

What? Yeah.

Bro, you're like the most fit guy I know.

I know. Tell me about it.

I don't know what's going on with her.

My stepdaughter, Amber, told me if I don't lose weight, she's not going to

me come to her graduation.

Graduation? You've been pushing so hard for her to graduate. You're like her

number one fan. Exactly.

It's crazy.

Do you think I'm bad?

No, but have you seen how our stepdaughter's been looking lately,

They did not look like that when we were in high school, did they?

No, no, not at all.

Dad, it's not even real.

Sometimes I wish I could go back and... I wish I was in school now, you know? It

wouldn't be bad, huh?

No, it wouldn't. Not the way we were, huh?

What the fuck are you wearing?

Dad, this is so silly. Just work out here. It looks like fucking underwear.

Yeah, how?

I think we're going to wear show pants.

Yeah. I mean, you're just working over your dad's hair, right? I mean, look at

them. Look what they're wearing.

Dad, you look like you're in, like, 80s work out here.

I mean, that's the era we're from. This is what we know.

This is what we wear. She's right. Look at it.

I can see your thingies.

She's so bright. Look.

Relax. Relax.

Come on.

Enough here, right? We're here to work out. Let's go stretch.

I think we should go help him stretch.

Yeah.

We should. Let's go.

You girls need some help being stretched out? Yeah, we thought we'd come over

here and help you guys out.

Oh, Chad?

No.

That's weird.

I see a little too much stretching.

What do you mean?

Should I...

Maybe help her out with a switch?

Yeah, she's saying it's weird.

I guess that's a little better, yeah.

I feel

so good, thank you.

It's good that you're a little close.

It's fine. It can be your dad touching like this. Helping you out, right?

Very flexible.

That's not fair, I promise.

Let's all lean on your back, huh? Turn around. There we go.

You're very gifted.

Thank you.

Stretch out your hamstrings.

Oh,

that's so good.

Thank you for helping us.

It's such a dear stretch.

Does that feel good to you? Yeah, that feels good.

He's so embarrassing sometimes.

You had some interesting, uh, threats, you know.

Well,

Dad,

they're kind of getting close over there.

It's fine.

She's not saying anything. Oh, my gosh.

You're right. I love honor.

Well, it's time to get into the board, right? Yes. I can tell.

I mean, it does feel good. Right?

If we can stretch out.

Let's stretch out this.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

This is one of my favorite stretches back in the day.

I was really used to going on the shield.

Here, let me help you.

God! What?

Oh my God, it's embarrassing.

I'm just trying to help.

This isn't helping at all. No?

Okay.

What are you doing there?

I was just trying to help.

Alright, cool. Now what I want you to do is go forward slash.

Okay,

now let's stand up.

Okay, let's go back here.

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

How do you like it?

So impressive.

How's that?

Help me switch legs, huh?

Yeah, sure.

Daddy, help me.

Perfect.

Dad?

I'm just trying to help out.

I don't know. This is kind of weird. Let me... Is it?

Yeah, let me put my leg down, Dad. It's a little too close for me.

Okay, honey.

Hurry. You sure?

No, I don't...

Should we do some dance?

Yeah, sure.

Here, what I want you girls to do is this.

And what I want you to do is called a good morning stretch.

See how you do this?

And then you come up and you just stretch your hips.

Here.

Put your feet in there.

All right. I hate that.

Picture there.

There you go.

Hold on to it.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Just keep what you're doing.

Oh, that looks like a good stretch.

It's a really good stretch.

How do you do that?

You put it under your feet?

I mean, I noticed you being a little frustrated with my daughter. I was being

little frustrated with your daughter.

I mean, they kind of seem to be... Into it. Gone with it. I mean... I mean, what

do you think?

I mean, we should just probably just go up the floor and see what can happen,

huh? Yeah, you want to? Yeah, yeah. I think we should go all the way with

huh? Just one tall angle?

Yeah, no, I'm good. All right. Gotcha.

You know, these things are kind of uncomfortable.

They're really tight.

You know, Amber, your dad, when he was judging me, he was

kind of turning me on.

Your dad was kind of turning me on, too?

No way.

You know,

they might be, like, kind of old, but there's just, like, something about

Yeah,

I'm just, like, so confident and mature.

I just really feel like I need to get fucked by, like, a real man.

But I don't know. Do you think that you would get, like,

a little weirded out if I, like, did stuff with your dad?

Not if you let me do it, too.

I might get a little jealous, but, I mean, I don't know.

So what do you say? Should we, uh... Yeah.

I think we should. Okay.

Let's get back to stretching, really.

I should come back.

Hi, girls. Um, how about we do a couple of, like, cool -down exercises,

something like that? Maybe, like, the Cermak on treadmills?

What do you say?

Okay. Okay.

Let's go.

I mean, ladies, get to pick the machines.

Whatever form you want.

All right.

All right, let's just start.

We'll turn this on real quick.

How's that, huh?

That's good.

There we go.

This is a cool down, so you want to make sure that we don't get our blood

pressure too high.

Okay.

How does that feel, good?

I think it feels good. Yeah, it doesn't bother you that much?

Well, I feel like I'm in a tight body. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

We don't have to work out that much.

How about a... You got a good job. You know.

Yeah, that's fine.

That's fine.

Oh, wow.

I mean, it kind of ruined your place, though. Oh, okay.

It's such a good art, you know.

She's the best workout partner.

Me? Yeah, of course.

Honey,

you're actually pretty good at that pumping from that master, huh?

Yeah, well, Dad doesn't talk about me like that.

I think you're right.

This is the effect that you put me on.

It's so hard.

You like it, right?

Sometimes I like a challenge, but... I

am.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Oh, honey, those kids are yours.

They look so good.

Don't look at me. You're weird.

Brad, do you want to do me a favor and maybe wrap it up?

Oh, yeah,

just like that.

Why would you even say something like that?

Hey, I don't mind it. Oh, it's pretty good.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God, honey. You're going to suck his top, huh?

Amber,

I never knew your top was so long.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're looking at yourself with that cock, huh? Very aggressive,

are.

Really, Dad?

Stop embarrassing me.

What?

Just focus on working out.

Brad, how does that feel? Great, Dad. Like your mouth?

It's so good. Okay, but your mouth is so good.

It was blocking you. Don't touch my titties, Dad.

Such a new year.

It's popular year. We love meat.

Oh,

it's so good.

I just wanted to... Stop being such a weirdo.

I just wanted to feel her needs.

It's just so nice.

Brad, why don't we walk over there?

I like it. You want to go with your mom? Yeah. We can go walk over there.

Get nice and close.

Oh, honey, you're making me feel really proud right now.

Dad,

stop looking at me. Just say it.

Dad.

What the fuck, Dad?

I'm sorry. I tripped and I had to grab something.

Kids these days. Yeah, right.

Honey, it's not a big deal, okay?

Roller bolts here.

What the fuck, Dad?

Just try to help out. Stop looking at me.

You're such a perv.

Thank you.

That's a good girl.

I don't know about that. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it. Yeah, she

did it. It's no big deal. Come on, you want to be a team player, right?

That's it, that's it, that's it.

There you go.

One more time. That wasn't so bad.

Oh my God.

It's okay, it's okay, honey. It's okay.

Thank you.

Get out of here.

I'm telling you, this is so nice of you right now.

Just look at her.

Help me stretch.

Oh, yeah. I can't remember what I said.

Let's see, I'm just like...

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

You're such a good bodybuilder.

Oh, my God.

Stop touching me.

You're not that bad right now. You just have two things on you.

I'm excited.

I love doing something like that.

Damn Amber, your teeth look just like your mother's.

What the fuck?

You're really becoming quite a woman.

What a good stretch you are.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Sorry. You're so handsy.

I

think

I need to do a stretch.

Yeah. I need to stretch my cock out.

No big deal.

You're so close to your dad's

car.

Get out of here.

Oh, yeah. Oh, man.

Let them look.

Spit on it, Amber.

Spit on it. I don't know.

Come on. It's okay. Just spit on it.

I won't tell you more.

There we go.

You need a little more strength.

Just a little more.

A little more.

Yeah, you're about to.

There we go.

Oh, shit.

Hey,

why don't you spin with your buddy? Just spin.

Sorry,

buddy.

Dad, you suck at it. Oh, my God. Get on it again. Come on. Pay attention.

I don't know about that. You didn't do anything. So what? What are you going to

do with it? I mean, what if you... There we go. Kiss from... Kiss

from... No way.

Really? Yeah.

I mean,

Amber, would you kiss your dad? Of course you would.

Yeah. Come on, Amber.

Daddy, I'm a good girl. Come on. Just try. This is good girl shit. Come on.

You want time to go to a party.

Just a little.

It's just a little kissy.

That's it. Come on.

I don't think Amber does it.

What are you saying? I'm not. Come on. Do you want to do it?

If you do it.

Come on.

Show her how it's done.

Just a kiss.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Just a little kiss.

That's not so bad, right, Elizabeth?

Look at that.

Wow,

I think you're really going to help my dad lose a lot of weight.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

And don't worry, I'll make sure your dad is in the right for your graduation.

Amber said she's going to do it too. She's going to do it.

We're already here.

Amber, you'll do it.

Fine.

There you go.

Have fun.

I'll take you shopping after this, okay?

Just a little day.

Wherever you want to go.

How's that, huh?

I don't know.

It feels a little weird when you do it, Dad.

What the fuck?

Yeah, I mean, try it. How do you know?

Try it for a little bit. It doesn't feel right. I don't know. I want you to do

all my homework. Just a little bit.

Okay, just a little bit.

All my homework for a week.

That's a good deal.

Fucking fine. Are you doing that? Yeah, let's do that.

Okay,

cool. Not for long, though, right? Just for like a minute?

We'll see.

Okay. Hold on.

Maybe like 70 seconds.

Yeah, I mean, I do have to do your homework for a full week, so.

That's what he said, right?

Come on, baby. It's not that bad.

It makes perfect.

See,

it's okay.

I don't know, Dad.

What do you mean? I just feel like, like maybe, like, I like him.

Yeah,

but this is a special moment that we get to have. This is just bonding.

You know, your mom really wanted us to connect on a different level, so... I

know she did.

This is connecting, you know?

Mom told me that working out made you horny.

You better do it now because I'm doing it. Come on, dude.

No, she'll do it.

Come on.

I guess that's true. You're so good at it. I guess I'll do it. There we go.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

I can't look at you.

There you go. Aw.

Aw, there you go.

Aw. Aw.

Aw. Aw.

Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw. Aw.

Aw.

I don't know about this, Dad.

It's going totally fine. I don't know.

I don't know.

Look at Andrew.

Quick complaining, Kate. Yeah,

there you go, Kate. Come on.

I just want to be a good girl.

Be a good girl for Daddy. Okay?

So good.

Oh, my

God.

The balls aren't even that big a deal.

Fuck you. No.

No way, Dad.

I just... I mean, we just... You'll do my homework every month?

Whatever you want.

Months? It doesn't matter, okay?

How about you don't even have to look at me, huh? You can just turn around.

I guess I could, maybe.

I mean, yeah, just turn away from you.

Yeah.

don't look at them, it might be... You guys get on the buddy system. Do it

together.

Yeah. Hi.

I don't know.

Come on, honey.

She's already on it.

No.

I'm not looking.

Holy shit.

Amber's dad's talk felt so much different than this one.

He has a bigger penis than I do.

No, it made me feel different inside.

There we go. That's it.

Okay,

it doesn't feel good.

I'll just watch Amber get fucked and I think I'll be okay.

Do you have to grab my tits too?

You got my pretty.

You look so hot fucking your dad.

Give me your legs.

You

taste

so sweet.

You want me to look at you?

Slow down, Dad.

Dad, I feel like you're really fucking me for a long time. Do you think you

could just, like, come already?

What? I'm not going right there yet.

Oh,

shit. Oh, shit.

Dad, I might come.

I think I might.

Oh, shit.

It didn't happen.

Just put it back in me.

I can't believe I scored it all over you, Dad.

You scored it on me, Dad?

Don't tell anybody at school about this, okay?

It's taking so long.

And finish it. I'm getting real close, baby.

Yeah? I just keep going.

I don't feel comfortable. I guess it doesn't feel right.

If that won't help you come, you can go faster.

Oh, yeah.

God, I think that might be enough.

I think it's time for you.

Yeah,

I think it's time for you.

God, I love you. You're my pussy.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Right here?

Yeah, just like that, right next to you.

Nice.

Okay, baby, just beg for me to come, please.

I don't want you to beg for me to come. Yeah, yeah, don't make me come fast. You

want to come on me?

Yeah, right in that pretty face of yours, huh?

You better not cut my hair.

Dad,

will you please come on my pretty little face?

I've been such a good girl.

All day today. And I just really, really need your help.

Yes, baby. Just keep touching your skin. Keep touching your skin.

Oh, my God.

You love fucking my friend Amber, don't you? No, I love fucking you, baby.

You love fucking me, Daddy? Yes, I do.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

It's a healthy protein shake. It is, baby.

Oh, my gosh.

That was a lot of fun.

Yeah, it was. I feel like we learned some things today.

You know, I actually had fun working out today. Yeah. Hit the showers? Yeah,

let's go hit the showers. All right, girls, we'll be back.

You guys have fun?

I forget about it.

That was a little weird.

Yeah, it didn't feel right.

But I did like cooking your dad.

Yeah.