Original subtitles

The road -ready street huts are playing their game tonight.

They're looking for messers and not asking names, no.

The road -ready street huts are giving the test.

They need men on campus getting it back.

The road -ready street huts ain't easy.

I love it when you do that to me.

The man on campus is waiting his turn. The freshmen are begging for one chance

to learn.

The boatman, the milkman, the butcher, the baker are waiting in line to learn

they're ain't good.

The low -risk is too hard. It ain't easy to please, but they can please each

other. The low -risk is too hard. Just can't get enough.

The frat men just don't seem to have enough.

The sorority sweethearts are clever. It's just what's all the way through.

Oh, hi, Jean.

How was your run?

Great. Four miles in 35 minutes.

Keep that up. We'll lose you to the Olympics.

Bobby Joe. Yeah.

Would you make sure that Cindy and Sugar are up? Sure.

Thanks.

Hello, Mel.

Yes, Jean.

Listen, I'm not coming in today.

Oh, Jerry's got some long weekend planned.

Well, yeah, I can settle that Watson thing on Monday.

Okay, love you, Mel. Bye.

Pete Wagstaff here, spinning joys of rock and bop to all you sorority

sweethearts of Huxley College. Rise up and shake the sand from those creamy,

dreamy eyes and pinch those blushing cheeks.

That special night in shining armor may be charting your way, so get ready for a

weekend of dancing and romancing.

I love making love in the morning.

Oh, Jim, open your legs so I can set you back.

Oh, wake me up like this.

Oh, baby, I'm good.

Could be anything better.

Uh...

Oh, are you happy?

Oh, my God.

I've got beeper.

Beeper.

I'm a baby.

Keep you on it, honey.

Oh, squeeze my ass.

Please, it's hard.

It's hot inside.

Oh, sugar, what are you doing?

Oh,

pull me down on you.

I'm glad you're awake. I was supposed to make sure.

But after a run, my head is like jelly.

That's all right. I have a guaranteed alarm clock.

What's that?

Sugar and whoever.

Sugar.

Sugar, it's sweet.

Hey, what classes do you have today?

Bio 2. Why?

Well, you look a little depressed.

You look like you need some cheering up.

Hey, I got it. Sugar and I are going to my dad's house for the weekend. We're

going to have a great time. I think you should come with us.

Well, why not? It'd be fun.

Okay, far out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, some of the hot juice.

Oh, yeah.

We can meet right after class.

Is that true, Cindy?

Yes, Jean, that's right. Right after class.

All right, after class.

Bobby Joe!

Yes, Charlene.

Your daddy called while you were taking a shower.

He said to tell you that he'll be using your country hideaway.

Looks like you'll be staying here all weekend.

Oh, yes.

Bobby Joe, the rest of us are going to Ashtown, but if my memory serves me

right, you didn't sign up.

Tut, tut, Bobby Joe.

Ladies.

Well, girls, looks like we're going to be housebound for the weekend.

Yeah, I'm going to go to class anyway. See you.

Hi, sweetheart.

Come on, let's get going. I've been looking forward to this all week, and if

don't go now, we may get stalked.

Yeah, honey, I don't know how to say this, really.

We're not going. You couldn't lie to Irene, could you?

It's not that. I could lie to Irene. Look, I got a big business deal coming

Look, sweetheart, we can do it next week.

Okay, hon?

Next week, I promise.

Jerry, stick it.

Frank, why'd you ever leave me?

It's quiet as a morgue in here.

I said it's quiet as a morgue in here.

Huh? It's quiet as a morgue in here.

Quieter.

Well, I'm not just going to sit around here all night and waste away.

Let's go out and get drunk.

That sounds like a good idea.

This is a bore.

Come on, Cindy.

Oh. I don't think so, Bobby Joe.

Come on, Cindy.

You know, we can go meet some guys, party.

Get high.

No, I'll just study.

It's your choice.

Let's go.

I was reading and I must have fallen asleep.

Great classic.

Where's Bobby Joe?

In heaven by now.

Huh? She met this really cute guy.

It's drafty down here. Let's go upstairs.

Okay.

I love candlelights. They're so romantic.

Yeah, just like the storybooks.

Yeah, you are a real storybook romantic.

I guess I am.

Wine?

Sure.

I wish things could really be that way.

Cheers.

Bobby Joe wasn't lying about you.

Lying?

About you being depressed.

I am.

My life is a drag.

Study, study, study.

My storybook fantasies are my only escape.

Sugar? Yeah?

Do you promise not to laugh if I tell you something?

Do I have to promise first?

Yes, give me your word.

I give you my word.

I'm the storybook virgin princess.

You've never been laid?

Silly, isn't it? I've hardly ever even dated.

Really?

Cindy, you're a beautiful woman. I see the way the guys look at you when you go

across campus.

I want to be loved, too.

I want to know what it feels like to have a man inside of me.

What does it feel like, sugar?

Heaven, Cindy.

You have soft skin.

Thank you.

That feels nice.

How does this feel?

Good.

Too good.

I know it's not supposed to feel that way.

Why?

Because.

Oh,

this is the end of your time.

Soft. Soft.

Why don't you lay down?

You're touching me there.

Oh,

you're

getting so wet.

I want you to put your tongue right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that feels good.

Like it?

and I really should go back to my room.

Okay.

I'll talk to you in the morning.

It is morning.

I'll talk to you later.

Okay. Bye -bye.

Bye. Kiss.

They end up coming back here getting drunk.

Cindy? Drunk?

Both of us.

How can you eat this early in the morning?

Early? Hell, it's 11 o 'clock.

11 o 'clock.

God, you're not kidding.

Hey, if I tell you something, you promise not to tell, not to be the word

Okay, I promise. What?

Last night, Cindy told me what's really bothering her. The fact is she's a

virgin. Scared to death of guys.

You're kidding.

That's why she's so quiet and shy.

Why are we whispering?

I don't want Cindy to hear us.

Cindy's not home.

Thanks a lot.

Listen, sis, I got a great idea.

Cindy is an incurable romantic.

Loves fairy tales.

knight in armors on a white charger.

Where are we going to get a knight in armor, let alone a white charger?

That we can't do. But we can have a candlelit dinner party with three

studs. When?

Tonight. You're crazy. First of all, we don't have enough time. Second of all,

there are no studs. And third, we have no money for a caterer.

I'll die.

We can do it.

Listen, I'll take care of dinner. All you've got to do is call Jim and Annie

have them bring over a friend.

What's that saying again?

Oh, yeah, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Oh, by the way, formal.

At least a jacket to tie.

Gowns for us, huh?

Your gown has been laid out for a special mission.

If you put it on and come downstairs at 9 o 'clock, you will have accepted the

mission. We'll call this mission Prince Charming. This tape will not self

-destruct in five seconds.

I can't thank you enough, Jean.

It's okay.

That creep Jerry ruined my whole weekend anyway.

Never date a married man. It just doesn't work.

I never really thought of it.

Oh, hey, stir this slowly for a minute. I've got to run out to the car.

My God, sugar, I never knew.

I've been cooking for years.

As a matter of fact, I was considered the finest cook in Home Ec.

Well... If I had known that before, we would have had dozens of dinner parties.

Sugar, you never cease to amaze me.

Oops.

Good evening.

Good evening, gentlemen.

My,

you all look so handsome.

You look stunning, sugar.

You look beautiful.

Come on.

I'm so glad you guys could make it on such short notice.

So weird.

Hello, boys.

Hi. Sugar, Bobby Joe, this is Mark.

Hello, Mark. Hi. Boy, have we got a girl for you.

Excuse me, I'm going to check on dinner and see how Cindy's doing.

Okay, sugar.

So. Well,

how do I look?

You look great. You'll have to beat them off the stick. Come on, Lee.

So what do you think about the game last Sunday? Oh, God, that was crazy.

I couldn't believe that interception.

Well, it was always next year.

Yeah.

Hey.

Cindy, you look beautiful.

Thank you, Andy.

Cindy, this is Mark. Mark, this is Cindy.

Hi, Cindy.

Hello.

Well, I believe dinner's about to be served.

Dinner's ready, kids.

Hello?

Oh, hi. Yeah, just a minute. I'll get her for you.

Sugar, there's a telephone call for you. I think it's your brother Jack.

Excuse me.

Tell me, Cindy.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

No.

Hello?

Hey, Ragmuffin.

Hi, Jack.

Where are you?

Just flew in.

I'm on a three -day layover.

Can you pick me up?

Oh, I'm right in the middle of a dinner party.

I can pick him up. Ask him where he is.

Oh, listen, my sorority mother... She can pick you up. Where are you exactly?

I'm at the Atlantis Airline Terminal. The Atlantis Airline Terminal.

Okay, she'll be there in 30 minutes.

That's another one you owe me.

Thanks again.

That's a great meal.

Honey, do you want to take me for a walk?

Outside?

Okay. All right.

Cindy, would you like to go into the living room?

Yes, I would.

to you tonight, like we've never done it before.

It'll take you every way, places you've never been before.

I want you to beg for more.

For more.

Take out your gloves.

No, no, no, not here. Stand over there.

Listen to me.

Just slide it off your shoulder.

Slower.

Pull it down past your breast.

Feel your nipple.

Now the other shoulder.

Now pull it down past both breasts.

That's it.

Play with your breath.

Catch your nipples.

Let it fall.

Start to pull it down more.

Slide it all the way down gently.

Take your time.

One leg at a time.

Open up your pussy.

Let me see it.

I'm gonna make you swallow every drop.

Take care, all right.

The right step, Tony.

It's wet.

Cindy, I know we've just met, but somehow I feel like I've known you for a

time.

Me too.

I think I'd like to kiss you.

Well, why don't you?

Oh, you're so good.

It's out of the storybook.

Tell me if I get carried away.

What, to my room?

Really?

Yeah, really.

Let's go.

Take it all.

I wonder if they're doing it by now.

Who do what?

Cindy make it with Mark.

I'm sure he's willing.

My balls.

I've got to find out. The suspense has killed me.

You pervert.

Let's go peek.

Are you kidding?

Okay, okay.

Come on.

And go with me.

I will.

Do it.

Do you

want

to learn to make love?

Yes, I want to teach you Slide down

I want you to put it in your mouth

Crazy, let's go.

No, suck.

Suck.

Yeah, all the way.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

Should we turn it over? I want some, too.

Starman, would you like to go get something to eat?

Oh, no, really, I couldn't.

Come on.

Tell great blind stories.

She loves it.

Come on, baby. I want you to fuck me.

Oh, fuck me while I watch them.

Oh, yeah.

Nobody's perfect.

Ladies!

Hello?

I guess they went out.

Great. You go to the door to pick me up at the airport.

And my little baby sister goes and leaves.

That kid.

I love her.

Would you like a cup of coffee? Uh -huh. I'd love a cup of coffee.

Oh, let's turn over. If I can watch, it could fucking talk.

Yeah. To my ass.

He was shot down over Vietnam.

They never really confirmed his death, but I knew.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Don't be. It was ten years ago.

You, uh, going steady with anybody?

You seen anybody?

I need to bring it up.

But can you give me a ride back to the hotel?

If you want me to.

Well, I don't want you to, no.

Then what do you want?

You.

A good choice.

I can barely eat. Don't worry.

So much is mister.

So much is mister.

but I can try.

All those clashes.

Hey, Gene, look, I've got to talk to you. It's

really important.

Jerry, tickets.

Thank you.