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Whoa. Scarlett Johansson's so hot.

She makes my pee -pee tingle.

You need to stop faking your monkey.

You're going to go blind. Blind?

One time, I beat it so much, I came in my own eye. It felt so bad.

Okay,

so this is it.

We're about to meet our long -lost stepbrothers.

Hey, butthead.

What, Beavis?

Do you think we'll ever get laid?

I don't know. I just got laid with your mama.

Shut up, butthead. Don't talk about my mom.

She wanted a cream pie for me last night.

What's a cream pie?

I don't know, but it's what your mama wanted.

Shut up, butthead.

Do you think they're smart?

Maybe they're like us.

I wonder what they look like.

Maybe they're cute.

Ew, they're our brother's. What?

Shut up.

But I bet they're probably really smart.

They're probably just like us.

Let's see.

Yeah.

Oh, that's probably your mom right now.

Butthead, you're pissing me off.

Angel, at the table.

Whoa,

cool. Are you guys here to be a lady?

No, we're your mom and mom's sisters.

I texted you guys.

Responded.

See?

Come in.

Yeah, come inside.

You can come inside.

So,

I was communicating with you guys over text, right?

And, like, her parents used to be married.

I don't know. We wanted to get to know you guys. We just had to meet you.

Yeah, we're super excited to finally meet you.

Hear that, Beavis? These girls are excited about your meat.

Whoa! You girls want to see my meat?

Ew, that's not what I said.

Hold on, Beavis.

Sorry, girls.

We're going to need a second to go talk.

You're caught plucking us right now.

You can ruin our chances of finally getting laid.

I don't know. I think I was doing pretty good. I was about to stone my monkey.

Shut up and let me do the talking.

I know just how to get in their pants.

But they weren't wearing any pants.

Just let the master do his work. Talk to master at work.

Master. He said master bait.

These guys are our brothers. I mean,

Hey, it's a total pig's eye.

Don't be so hard to judge.

You know what they say about geniuses and how they, like, live eccentric lives

because they just have so much going on in their head.

Wait, it's a total pig's eye. I don't... It just seems so... Trust me, I can

tell these guys are out there.

We should just go along with whatever they say. You might learn something.

I mean, you're the one with the 140 IQ, so... Hey, don't cut yourself short. You

had a near -perfect score on your SAT.

Hey, baby, you want to do some stuff?

Sure, we'd love to do anything with our brother.

Anything?

Yeah, I mean, you know, we're cool. We like to do stuff.

But you guys have a mind.

This one sucks.

So, Beavis, tell me about yourself.

I'm not fucked up.

So, is that like a personal choice?

Like, I kind of like it. It's like deep thinking. Like, man a few words, you

know? Yeah. I mean, thinking sucks.

Talking sucks, too.

I'd rather do stuff.

I can totally relate.

Most people just talk, and they don't listen.

Yeah, like Butt -Head. Sometimes he keeps talking about my mom, and I'm

Shut up! Shut up! Stop talking about my mom!

I totally get that. Sometimes Angel, she just goes on and on and on. She never

shuts up.

Hey! It's true, you know.

You know, Beavis.

You and I have more in common than I thought.

Yeah.

Oh,

ew!

I

am

Cornholio. I need pussy for my cock. You want to touch it?

I took his dick. He'll, like, calm down or something.

Maybe.

Yeah,

that's a good idea.

I want to hold you up, too.

Oh.

Um.

I guess.

I'm close to that.

Yeah, buddy.

Don't fuck it up for me.

Oh my God.

Oh,

don't look.

You guys should, like, trade off blowjobs.

What?

No. Yeah, like, at the same time.

No. No, I don't want to fuck my brother's dick.

Ain't that awesome?

they're super geniuses, so they might be on this one thing.

I think you guys should bend over.

Ha ha.

should lie down with me.

Let me talk to you too.

I'm not saying that.

Again? Yeah.

That's so hot. You just had your dick in her mouth and now she's kissing it.

Yeah. You should do the same thing.

I

feel

like both of your tits are in my face.

You know what you guys should do?

You should 69.

What?

You guys are already kids.

Just look at each other's pussy.

Get on your back.

Good idea.

What do you guys need to do? Just watch?

You should lie down.

You want to watch me call my dick nurses?

They're really close.

Lift it up a little bit

He's playing now.

Just get it wet so I can put it back in.

Hey, fuck off, butthead. She's mine.

Get your tongue out.

just let me...

You've got this.

Brother's fucking me.

These guys are geniuses.

I think that they're actually...