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Whoa. Scarlett Johansson's so hot.
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She makes my pee -pee tingle.
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You need to stop faking your monkey.
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You're going to go blind. Blind?
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One time, I beat it so much, I came in
my own eye. It felt so bad.
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Okay,
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so this is it.
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We're about to meet our long -lost
stepbrothers.
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Hey, butthead.
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What, Beavis?
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Do you think we'll ever get laid?
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I don't know. I just got laid with your
mama.
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Shut up, butthead. Don't talk about my
mom.
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She wanted a cream pie for me last
night.
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What's a cream pie?
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I don't know, but it's what your mama
wanted.
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Shut up, butthead.
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Do you think they're smart?
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Maybe they're like us.
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I wonder what they look like.
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Maybe they're cute.
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Ew, they're our brother's. What?
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Shut up.
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But I bet they're probably really smart.
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They're probably just like us.
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Let's see.
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's probably your mom right now.
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Butthead, you're pissing me off.
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Angel, at the table.
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Whoa,
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cool. Are you guys here to be a lady?
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No, we're your mom and mom's sisters.
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I texted you guys.
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Responded.
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See?
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Come in.
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Yeah, come inside.
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You can come inside.
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So,
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I was communicating with you guys over
text, right?
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And, like, her parents used to be
married.
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I don't know. We wanted to get to know
you guys. We just had to meet you.
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Yeah, we're super excited to finally
meet you.
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Hear that, Beavis? These girls are
excited about your meat.
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Whoa! You girls want to see my meat?
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Ew, that's not what I said.
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Hold on, Beavis.
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Sorry, girls.
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We're going to need a second to go talk.
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You're caught plucking us right now.
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You can ruin our chances of finally
getting laid.
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I don't know. I think I was doing pretty
good. I was about to stone my monkey.
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Shut up and let me do the talking.
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I know just how to get in their pants.
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But they weren't wearing any pants.
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Just let the master do his work. Talk to
master at work.
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Master. He said master bait.
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These guys are our brothers. I mean,
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Hey, it's a total pig's eye.
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Don't be so hard to judge.
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You know what they say about geniuses
and how they, like, live eccentric lives
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because they just have so much going on
in their head.
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Wait, it's a total pig's eye. I don't...
It just seems so... Trust me, I can
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tell these guys are out there.
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We should just go along with whatever
they say. You might learn something.
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I mean, you're the one with the 140 IQ,
so... Hey, don't cut yourself short. You
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had a near -perfect score on your SAT.
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Hey, baby, you want to do some stuff?
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Sure, we'd love to do anything with our
brother.
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Anything?
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Yeah, I mean, you know, we're cool. We
like to do stuff.
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But you guys have a mind.
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This one sucks.
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So, Beavis, tell me about yourself.
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I'm not fucked up.
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So, is that like a personal choice?
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Like, I kind of like it. It's like deep
thinking. Like, man a few words, you
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know? Yeah. I mean, thinking sucks.
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Talking sucks, too.
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I'd rather do stuff.
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I can totally relate.
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Most people just talk, and they don't
listen.
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Yeah, like Butt -Head. Sometimes he
keeps talking about my mom, and I'm
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Shut up! Shut up! Stop talking about my
mom!
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I totally get that. Sometimes Angel, she
just goes on and on and on. She never
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shuts up.
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Hey! It's true, you know.
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You know, Beavis.
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You and I have more in common than I
thought.
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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ew!
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I
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am
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Cornholio. I need pussy for my cock. You
want to touch it?
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I took his dick. He'll, like, calm down
or something.
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Maybe.
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Yeah,
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that's a good idea.
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I want to hold you up, too.
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Oh.
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Um.
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I guess.
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I'm close to that.
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Yeah, buddy.
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Don't fuck it up for me.
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Oh my God.
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Oh,
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don't look.
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You guys should, like, trade off
blowjobs.
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What?
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No. Yeah, like, at the same time.
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No. No, I don't want to fuck my
brother's dick.
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Ain't that awesome?
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they're super geniuses, so they might be
on this one thing.
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I think you guys should bend over.
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Ha ha.
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should lie down with me.
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Let me talk to you too.
121
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I'm not saying that.
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Again? Yeah.
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That's so hot. You just had your dick in
her mouth and now she's kissing it.
124
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Yeah. You should do the same thing.
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I
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feel
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like both of your tits are in my face.
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You know what you guys should do?
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You should 69.
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What?
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You guys are already kids.
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Just look at each other's pussy.
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Get on your back.
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Good idea.
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What do you guys need to do? Just watch?
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You should lie down.
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You want to watch me call my dick
nurses?
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They're really close.
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Lift it up a little bit
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He's playing now.
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Just get it wet so I can put it back in.
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Hey, fuck off, butthead. She's mine.
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Get your tongue out.
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just let me...
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You've got this.
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Brother's fucking me.
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These guys are geniuses.
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I think that they're actually...
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