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Hey Step Bros, do you guys want to watch a Christmas movie like Polar Express?

Check this chick out bro, how fat is she? Oh my god.

Do you guys want to make some Christmas cookies?

Drink some hot chocolate?

Yeah.

Maybe make a gingerbread house?

Oh yeah bro.

Man, it's Christmas.

Whoa, look at that thing. This is all they want to do.

Christmas got us in a row.

Dude.

Dude,

no, no, no. Oh, but look what that turned into.

Gosh.

Boys are so funny.

Well, girls are horny, too.

What? What do you mean?

Well, you know me.

I've been with Max in the car, James in the movie theater.

Who else?

Makai at the beach. The beach one was fun.

I've had a lot of fun.

It's fun.

I don't know how you do it. You're so confident.

I don't think I can... Yes, you could. You're hot.

I mean, come on. Is there anyone that you think you could be comfortable doing

something like that with?

Now that you mention it.

You promise you won't get mad?

Promise. Don't you promise?

Thank you, promise.

Nick.

Nick! Oh my god, ew.

My brother?

I know, I know. But he's kinda hot.

No. But Ryan, on the other hand, your brother.

Oh my god, no!

Stop!

He's kind of hot.

Well. I have an idea.

How about your first time be with your crush on Christmas?

What better time?

What, you mean like today?

Like Christmas morning.

I don't want to lose my virginity in this.

Well, you don't have to.

I got you a little something.

You didn't have to get me anything.

Perfect.

Perfect.

Now we can put this on and make your wish come true.

Isn't this a little bit skimpy?

Skimpy? No, it's perfect.

They'll love it.

Okay, I think so.

Trust me, I've been down this road before.

Hey, look at this. Kind of funny, right?

Yeah, yeah, that's kind of funny. No, no, no, look at this. Dude, this is

Okay, bro.

That is pretty fucking funny.

Dude, you want to see something that's funny and hot?

What? Look at this picture of your sister.

What? Dude, what? This is my sister.

Hands off my sister, bro. What the fuck?

Bro, relax, man.

I don't know. It's not a big deal.

Dude, I'm just saying, like, what if I said your sister's hot?

You're like, damn right she's hot.

She's my sister. Of course she's hot. Look at me.

Dude, that's your sister.

All right, bro. My bad.

Step -sister. So it doesn't really matter. But whatever. My bad. Step

All right.

Whatever, man. Look at this other dude, bro.

Yeah. Oh, dude.

Hey,

bro. Hey.

Hey. Why are you wearing that?

It's Christmas. What do you mean?

Yeah, they're cute, huh?

They're inappropriate.

Yeah, what the hell?

I think they're cute.

Let's open some presents.

I guess we got presents.

Right? Pretty exciting.

Here you go.

All right.

This is for Ryan.

Oh, it's huge.

I got one for you.

Thanks.

And another one for Ryan.

Oh, here's one for me.

One for you, Lainey. Thank you. And look, I got this one for you. Thank you.

But before we start opening our presents, there's a special present that

What's that? Yeah, what is that?

What do you mean? What is this? This is a mistletoe. It's Christmas tradition.

Right.

What's that?

Oh, my God. You guys are killing me.

When two people are under a mistletoe, they're supposed to kiss.

What? Kiss my own sister?

Gross. It's not me, silly.

You kiss Lainey, and I kiss Ryan.

No, I don't think it's a good idea.

I mean, what would our parents think?

What?

Who's going to tell our parents?

I mean, I might say something.

Ryan, come on. You always do this. You always paddle.

This will be fun.

It's not a good idea. Come on.

Really? Can you just not be a pussy, please?

Why? I'm not being a pussy. I'm just trying to do the right thing, okay? I

think it's a good idea.

Maybe they have a way to know.

Or it's Christmas.

Guys, come on. This isn't a good idea.

I don't think that... We're locked.

Is this a good idea?

I think I have to go to the bathroom.

I think this is my key. Where

are you going?

To the bathroom.

If I have to blow your brother, I will.

Oh my god, you're so crazy.

Anything for my bestie.

Well I guess that means we should kiss now, huh? Yeah.

I have a confession.

It's my first time.

Don't worry.

I'll warm you up.

Lie down next to me.

My sister would do that.

Well,

well, well.

What are you doing? I'm using the bathroom.

I've been trying to get your attention all night. I have been wearing this sexy

outfit and you're just a stupid boy and haven't realized and you're too worried

about your sister.

I think this is better.

Yeah. Yeah.

Whoa.

Okay.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm ready.

Oh, Lord.

oh my god oh my god

oh my

god

I can't believe you're the first person to ever be inside me.

So good. So do you.

Oh my God.

Oh, you stretch me out so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God. You take it so fucking good.

Oh, wow.

Yes. Oh, it feels so good.

Were you just about to... Were you having sex?

No. No?

I'm telling Mom and Dad.

Why is your dick out? Your dick is out.

Because I was blowing him in the bathroom. That's why.

Wait a minute.

Whoa. So you can have fun with my best friend, but I can't?

I can't have fun?

What is wrong with you? It's different. Look, you're a girl, okay? No, you

always do this. Just because I'm the younger sister doesn't mean that you

it better than me somehow.

I can't even talk to you. Put your dick away!

Ryan! I have an idea. How about we all have sex right here so that you can

make sure that she's safe.

That's a great idea.

I agree.

I don't know. This is kind of weird, but I guess it's better than it being some

stranger.

Yeah. Exactly.

Look, but you gotta promise not to put it all the way inside her.

Bro, I promise.

Just a tip.

Alright, deal.

So... Ryan, give

me a kiss.

Not those lips.

Oh, that's your first time?

Amazing.

It's so weird seeing my brother eating that right next to me.

Oh, yeah.

Like that?

Yeah.

Having a good time over there?

Yeah. I can't believe it.

You're my best friend.

Yeah.

She likes it though.

Wow, I can't even get it out of my mouth.

Do you

like that?

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I can't look at you.

Having a good time?

oh my god oh

my god

That was so big.

Sorry,

sorry. I know I just hit the tip.

But that was her mouth on her pussy, so. You okay?

Yes.

Glad

you're having

a good time.

I think you should bend over.

Is it cool if I have sex with her like this?

Yeah, that's fun.

Oh.

My head slipped.

Put it back in. I can't think.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

You guys better not fucking tell anybody about this.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. What the fuck?

Shit.

It was an accident.

Yeah, oh

Shit.

It's just that I'm her brother I think

If she's going to have her first orgasm, maybe it should be me.

You're right.

Yeah, you're right.

Did you like your did?

Very much.