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They don't even look alike, so what should I do?
Look alike?
Let's say they look alike
The clothes, the clothes and the wrap are different
Didn't that catch your attention at all?
I said maybe they changed it for him at the hospital
I was just worried about my son, Mohammed. What's going on?
What do you mean worried?
Isn't that your son?
We don't need any more trouble, taking care of a strange kid too
Guys, it's okay
We earn reward for it
Raise him with you
God forgive us, Lord
So you mean, uncle, in terms of reward, you said we
And in terms of upbringing, you said raise him with you
And in terms of upbringing, you said raise him with you
Do you want to adopt him, Your Excellency?
Go ahead, take him with you on your way home
We don't even know how to raise our own
Yes, but surely his family is worried about him
I prefer that he returns to them
I feel very sorry for him
What are we going to do with him?
What do you mean, what are we going to do?
We'll do what we're supposed to do
Come in
Good evening, sir
We found an extra child with us
And we want to return him
Son, how many days ago did you leave me? Seven
And this morning you tell me my son got lost in the minibus
Look for him
And now you tell me you have an extra child?
What's your story? Are you seeking attention or not?
You're just drawing attention
Sir, why would I seek your attention?
Believe me, I swear to God, something is wrong in my life
I'm actually surprised by it
But now in reality
There is a child
Extra with us
Yes, I want to know
Where do you get these kids from? Explain to me
Not me, I swear to God
My wife found him and thought he was our son
My wife found him and thought he was our son
But then we discovered he's not ours
No
You get out of here now
I swear to God I will do a drug test and imprison you
Test me, sir
Thank God, I don't use anything
I'll beat you
Then I'll do the test and imprison you
Get out of my face, I don't need your trouble
Okay, sir, where will we take this boy?
Military
Take this man outside, come on
Yes, yes
Come on outside
Outside, sir, hurry up with the boy
Come on
Come on
Yes, yes
This is not possible, son
Your wife received the child and signed that he is hers
How do you want to return him?
Sir, he is not our son
Why should I keep him?
And what proof do I have, God willing?
What proof do you have?
And what proof did you have?
That he was our son when we received him?
No
The law says so
Any missing child, his family identifies him
They sign to receive him
But if you want to say he's not your son
But if you want to say he's not your son
You need proof
And how do you prove that, sir?
Okay, sir, look
Look, sir
Look
Our features are not alike at all
Look at the shape of his eyes and nose
Look at him, sir
You're looking at me closely to compare
Okay, fine, sir
Consider that I found him on the street and came to hand him over
Would you say no?
Yes, of course I'd say no
Because your name is written here as his father
Your wife wrote that in the receipt report
You're irresponsible, Shorouk
You're irresponsible, may God ruin your house
Okay, sir, honestly that's unfair
Surely the child's family is worried about him now
Surely the child's family is worried about him now
How can I keep him?
Sir, this is a big and lost kid
It definitely means his mother abandoned him on purpose.
Either he's an illegitimate child,
or they can't afford to take care of him.
Everyone just keeps having kids and abandoning them without a second thought.
And here I am dealing with these blue troubles every day.
Well, I have seven kids, and surely this boy will be treated unfairly with me.
What am I supposed to do?
I seek forgiveness from God Almighty, Lord.
Well, why don’t you adopt him, sir?
Is there no other solution?
No, there’s no solution.
Seven or eight won’t make a difference anymore.
It’s hard for me.
But enough.
Enough, I swear.
Enough, enough.
What’s the point of this move now?
To make sure he doesn’t bite you.
Alright.
But you know, it’s the first time I feel like you’ve become a father.
But you know, it’s the first time I feel like you’ve become a father.
You really have a father’s heart now, Mohamed.
Honestly, if our situation was good and I could afford him,
I wouldn’t even think about sending him back.
But I’m afraid he’ll be treated unfairly with us.
No, he definitely will be.
And it’s not just about money, by the way.
Even care from me.
I’m sure my seven kids are already being treated unfairly with me.
And I don’t know how to look after them.
Despite all the mess he’ll go through with us,
Despite all the mess he’ll go through with us,
but here he’s safer than anywhere else.
Right.
Look, Shorouk,
we’ll keep him with us until we can find his family.
Or at least find a good place that will take care of him.
Right.
And I’ll also tell Narmin to put his picture on her pages.
Does she know about this stuff?
Maybe we’ll get something, Mohamed.
Enough with Narmin’s pages already.
They got us into trouble.
Look, Shorouk, look quickly, he’s smiling.
Despite everything he’s going through, he’s smiling.
Lucky him, honestly.
Lucky him, honestly.
I feel like this boy will bring us good fortune, God willing.
Me too.
I’ll go check on the seven behind me.
Are you sleeping?
I don’t know how I’ll manage to wake up and go to work tomorrow.
I don’t know how I’ll manage to wake up and go to work tomorrow.
Today I ran errands I haven’t done in a year.
We’ve got eyes on us, Mohamed.
Honestly.
We have to burn incense like dad said.
The fact that we have seven kids is known all over the building and the whole street.
Everyone’s watching us closely.
Oh God, may those who envy us also have seven kids like us, You are capable, O Generous One.
People really don’t understand what we’re feeling or going through.
People really don’t understand what we’re feeling or going through.
I feel like we’ve dropped seven social classes since the time of birth.
I don’t even know how I’ll get the price of a metro ticket tomorrow to go to work.
Wait.
Where are you going?
I’ll solve your problem.
Did you also take money from your father?
No, of course not. I know you get upset about that.
Narmin gave me this yesterday; she’s a colleague of mine at the company.
Well, that’s good.
At least it will cover us for these few days until we figure things out.
At least it will cover us for these few days until we figure things out.
You’ll take only 200 pounds.
The rest will stay with me.
Like a reserve, so they don’t get wasted.
You’re right.
Keep it with you, it’s safer. I’m running out of money now.
I also told my friends to look for work for me, anything from home, freelance, anything.
Freelance?
Honestly, do you think you can do a design in this crazy environment?
Honestly, do you think you can do a design in this crazy environment?
I don’t know, but during work hours you’ll take care of them. I’ll talk to dad or someone from the neighbors.
They can stay with them.
I mean, I’m trying to do whatever I can to help you.
You’re the bravest wife in the world.
I could never have endured what I’m going through if you weren’t with me.
You know the first thing I’ll do when God blesses me and I become rich, what is it?
What?
I’ll marry you again.
All men do this.
All men do this.
Animal.
I'll let you choose it.
May God keep you for him.
Let's sleep.
Let's catch some sleep.
These kids will wake up in an hour anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay sir, please calm down, I will explain it to you.
Now, the system shows me that your problem is with the landline, not the router.
And here in front of you, I have filed a complaint at the central office.
So what else do you want me to do?
No, I’m telling you,
You guys will keep passing me around.
I swear I won’t leave here until they call me at home and tell me the internet is back.
How will the internet come back when the router is here with you?
How will the internet come back when the router is here with you?
Fine, change the router and bring me a new one.
Change it for you, sir, I tested the router and it’s working fine here.
Your problem is with the landline.
Change the landline for me.
What do you mean change...
Sir, I’m not responsible for landlines.
This is a central office issue.
Do you understand me or am I talking to myself?
Then why are you even here?
I want to talk to someone who understands in this company.
What do you mean someone who understands and I don’t?
Yes, you don’t understand.
By the way, you’re the one who doesn’t understand, I am.
Mohamed.
Then,
Then,
Good evening sir, I am the branch manager.
I apologize to you for any mistakes made by our employees.
Please come to the office and I will solve your problem myself.
Please, sir.
Weren’t you the one who asked me for work?
Weren’t you the one who asked me for work?
Relax, man.
The job has come right to you.
Here you go, boss Rabie.
Here you go.
Oh my.
Welcome.
Welcome, Haj Rabie.
Shorouk, don’t praise Haj Rabie too much.
He’s my friend and dear to me.
And I get fruit from him that’s the best.
Now I want you to make a sign for him.
For his shop.
There’s nothing like it in the whole area.
Look, Rabie,
Look, Rabie,
There are many styles for signs here.
How do you want your sign to look?
No, no, no, ma’am.
I don’t want that kind of stuff.
Look, ma’am,
I want a red sign.
With “Al-Rabie Fruit Seller” written on it.
And on the right, put these pictures.
Who are these?
A picture of me and my young son.
A picture of me and my young son.
Yes, so what am I supposed to do with them? I don’t understand.
I just told you,
I said have a picture of me alone.
And on the left, a picture of my son coming out of the fruit.
It would be great if you make him come out of a watermelon.
Or a mango.
Okay, I got your idea.
Do you have these pictures digital, okay?
Do you have these pictures on your phone?
Okay, I brought the pictures myself, they’re better than a million phones.
Okay, I brought the pictures myself, they’re better than a million phones.
Alright, alright, Rabie.
It’s clear you’re used to scamming customers.
And no one stops you.
You must know very well, Mr. Mohamed,
That you can’t cross the line with customers.
Mr. Gamal, you heard what she said yourself.
Should we just pat her on the back?
Instead of getting what I deserve from her?
Okay, let’s say the golden rule for the millionth time.
Swearing doesn’t stick.
Also, you know very well you have to be patient and accommodate customers.
Also, you know very well you have to be patient and accommodate customers.
Why don’t they be patient with us?
What do they think of us?
Mr. Gamal, everyone has their limits.
I have bigger problems than hers and that router.
Mohamed, I don’t want much talk, we’re working.
Don't let the personal pressures in your life affect your work.
So you know this is the last time we warn you.
Mr. The work you don't like,
there are a million people outside who wish they could have a stable job like this starting tomorrow.
Clear?
This is the last time, Mohamed.
This is the last time, Mohamed.
Go to your desk.
Go to your desk and finish your work.
What does he want?
By God's blessing, when will we receive it?
I will send the design with my dad tomorrow.
God willing.
The board?
The design.
This is the design.
You will take the design to a printing press.
They will print a sign for you.
According to the sizes you want.
According to the sizes you want.
Then what are you going to do?
What would you like to drink, Uncle Rabie?
Fruit juice.
Are you missing fruits?
Of course, of course, please go ahead.
Fruit juice, that is.
Right away.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, Hajj Rabie.
This girl is a very skilled engineer.
She will do everything you want.
God bless you.
At the lowest prices.
God bless you.
She will print a picture of your son.
And you also from the manga.
Or from any place you want.
Leave it with her.
Take care of the boy.
Take care of the boy.
He's just one.
Don't kiss him.
Please, Dad, before you bring anyone else, ask me first.
Girl, you didn't ask me to get you a job.
This is what I managed.
This is work, Dad.
This man doesn't even acknowledge that this design is anything.
He thinks this money is just for materials.
My dear, always deal with people according to their understanding.
What do you think?
A Fine Arts graduate like you.
I dealt with him according to his level.
But he still isn't satisfied.
I mean, I
accepted him as he is, but he isn't satisfied with us.
accepted him as he is, but he isn't satisfied with us.
Seriously.
Okay, let me tell you something.
The guy who owns the bakery downstairs,
his sign is not good.
What do you think if I make a deal with him for you?
Dad, don't look for another job.
But what?
I will really behave well.
What is this?
What do you want me for?
Who is this?
This is the doctor who delivered me.
Answer her, answer.
Hello?
How are you? What's the news?
Thank God.
Thank God, fine.
Thank God, fine.
And the kids are fine.
Really?
Peace be upon you.
And upon you be peace.
You wanted to buy a new line.
Yes, of course, welcome.
Okay, I am very sorry.
May I ask you to go to Mr. Mohamed sitting over there?
May I ask you to go to Mr. Mohamed sitting over there?
He will get you the line and a special number like that.
Okay.
Mohamed.
Shaaban.
The boss wants a line.
You need the target more than me.
What is this?
My dear Shawky, but really it’s not possible.
This is your client.
Sorry, sir, go back to Mr. Shawky, he will get you the line.
Shawky, what are you doing?
No, that will never happen.
This client is yours, finished.
Go to him, sir.
My dear, one client, and since he came to you first, then this is your fortune.
Sorry, sir, go back to Mr. Shawky.
I swear on the three divorces and my children's lives, no one will get him the line except you.
I swear on the three divorces and my children's lives, no one will get him the line except you.
Go, sir, stay with Mohamed, don’t leave him.
Where are you going, sir? Go back to Mr. Shawky, please.
Enough now, Shawky.
This client is yours, that's it.
Mohamed, did you come?
Yes, I came.
Why are you so happy?
Don’t I come every day?
Don’t I come every day?
I have a great surprise for you.
What surprise?
Did you find the other boy’s family?
No, no, he’s sleeping inside with the kids.
Suad, our neighbor, may God bless her, has been sitting with them for two hours.
Really, may God reward her.
So Suad is the surprise?
No, Mohamed.
Dr. Nour, who delivered me,
called me today.
Guess why?
Does she want money?
No, Mohamed, I’m happy in front of you. How could she want money?
Do we have money?
No, not to that extent.
No, not to that extent.
So what’s the surprise? Hurry up.
We will appear with Huda Al-Ayoubi on her show.
Really?
Okay, what’s the connection between the doctor who delivered you and Huda Al-Ayoubi?
The production team tried to reach me.
But I don’t answer numbers I don’t know, as you know.
So they contacted Dr. Nour to tell me to call them back.
Still, I don’t understand anything.
Why is Huda Al-Ayoubi going to host us?
Son, they saw the picture.
The picture Dr. Nour posted on her page.
The picture Dr. Nour posted on her page.
The picture of me with seven kids after birth.
So they decided to do a segment about us.
Do a segment about us?
Yes.
No nonsense.
We’re missing a little bit of everything with the kids.
Apologize to them; we won’t benefit anything.
How, Mohamed? How won’t we benefit?
This is the magic lamp that came to us.
The biggest talk show in Egypt.
We’ll talk about our problems, and maybe someone will hear us and help us.
Believe it.
Is that true?
I never thought of it like that.
I never thought of it like that.
Maybe they’ll find a solution to the milk problem we’re having.
For example.
Or they might find me a job with better pay than home.
And give us an owned apartment.
And a car to move around with the kids.
And diapers.
Diapers.
This is really the magic lamp.
Didn't I tell you?
God will make things right, God willing.
That extra boy really brought us good luck.
Thank God.
Glory be to God.
I actually came worried.
I was wondering how we would manage.
You are generous, God.
You are generous, God.
Thank God.
Should I tell you something?
The most important thing is don’t tell your father.
He’ll get upset and say he wants to come with you.
May I tell you something, please?
Of course.
This suit is good, but I wanted you to shorten the pants a bit.
And narrow the jacket from the side here.
Because I’m going on Huda Al-Ayoubi’s show.
Yes, sir, right away.
What’s wrong with you? Do you think I’m joking?
Are you mocking me or what?
I swear, I’m going with Huda Al-Ayoubi.
Ah, yes, yes, understood, understood.
Well, I want to catch the viewer’s eye with my suit when I appear on the show.
Well, I want to catch the viewer’s eye with my suit when I appear on the show.
Does this suit catch the viewer’s eye?
Yes, it will catch them perfectly.
Or should I tell you something?
Should I try the white suit instead?
No, no, this one will catch them, honestly, you’re amazing, sir, like honey, really.
Really?
Yes, of course, groom.
Ms. Huda Al-Ayoubi is very famous.
Of course.
Can I have a nice handkerchief to put here, please?
Yes, sir, right away.
Just give me a second.
Here you go, sir.
Honestly, when Mohamed, my daughter’s husband,
Taha enters the gang members.
Could this Taha be Mohamed Emam?
Then Taha enters.
Then Taha enters.
You’re here?
Hey Shorouq, you scared me.
I couldn’t believe things were calm, so I thought I’d write a bit.
There’s a feverish kid and a vomiting kid.
What? Just give them anything, don’t worry, they’ll get better, God willing.
I gave them fever medicine but the fever’s not going down, and I don’t know what to do about the vomiting.
I’m scared.
We have to examine them.
Hey Shorouq.
It’s late.
Where will we find doctors now?
There’s a pediatrician in the street behind us.
Go see if he can help us, please.
Dad said he was one of his students.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Sorry to bother you, doctor.
But if you don’t mind, could you come with me home to examine a very sick child?
The house isn’t far.
The building right behind you.
Why didn’t you bring him here? It’s easier to examine him here.
It’s not just one, there are two sick kids.
And five others, their mother is with them.
Oh God, six more.
Actually, we found one extra child besides the seven with us.
Found?
You’ll understand when you come with me home.
Okay, one minute.
In the name of God, Mashallah.
In the name of God, Mashallah.
Honestly, I wasn’t taking anything.
I believe you.
I just want to know who has the fever and who is vomiting.
Yes, no.
Where, Shorouq?
This one has the fever.
And this one was—
Wait a second.
This one has the fever and this one was vomiting?
No, this one has the fever and this one was vomiting.
No.
Didn’t you separate them, Shorouq?
You mixed them all up.
I swear I had separated them.
But the others started crying, so I went to check and they huddled together.
Is that okay? Is it?
Is that okay? Is it?
What am I supposed to do, Mohamed? I’m helpless.
By the way, you always blame me for mistakes.
Because you’re the one at fault.
Really? If you were so upset, you could help.
It doesn’t need many hands; one hand can hold the feverish kid, and the other the vomiting one.
Honestly, if it was that easy, hold the feverish one and the vomiting one.
So I’m the one at fault?
Enough, enough, enough.
I will examine all eight.
Keep these with you to pay the doctor.
Keep these with you to pay the doctor.
No, I have money, it’s okay.
How much do you have?
I have 120 pounds.
120 pounds.
The man came at midnight and examined eight.
He is a pediatrician, not a neurologist.
Mohamed the plumber charges 300 pounds.
Fine, I’ll give him 300 like the plumber.
Keep the rest as backup, may God bless him.
What’s the name of the feverish boy and the vomiting boy so I can write it on the prescription?
Honestly, doctor, this didn’t even cross our minds.
Honestly, doctor, this didn’t even cross our minds.
We know the names of the seven, but we don’t know who is who.
Ah no, you need to distinguish them from each other.
Make them IDs.
Like at conferences.
Anything to differentiate them for your sake, not anyone else’s.
Of course, we’ll do that.
But we know the extra boy by his birthmark.
He has a birthmark.
Okay.
Is this little boss of yours used here?
Yes, we use it; everyone praises it.
Stick to the prescription, doctor.
Okay, I’ll write on the prescription for the feverish boy.
You’ll give him this medicine.
And do compresses until morning.
For the vomiting boy—
You’ll give him this medicine.
And if the vomiting continues until tomorrow,
The address is on your prescription.
Thank you, doctor.
Thank you, doctor.
Much appreciated, doctor.
No, no, not at all.
Ah, ah.
Okay, excuse me, I mean—
Just a small thing.
No, no, I don’t want any money at all.
No, that’s not right, doctor.
No, really, no need.
Come on.
Come on.
Do you need money?
No, thank God, I’m fine.
You’re a man with means, right?
No, thanks, may God bless you.
Don’t be shy with me.
I’m not shy at all.
Okay, did you get the house address?
Much appreciated, doctor.
My dad always speaks well of you, by the way.
God bless you.
Dad?
Yes, Shorouq, you’re a girl.
Mr. Saeed Al-Shamsi, the geography teacher.
He used to teach you in secondary school.
Geography?
I was in the science track.
I didn’t take geography at all, actually.
Maybe he meant someone else.
Peace be upon you.
And peace be upon you.
And peace be upon you.
Was your father a teacher originally or what?
Look, doctor, Mohammed.
One second, doctor.
I’ll get you in one second.
The medicines cost 450 pounds.
How much money do you have with you?
About 1200.
About 1200.
Do you think this will last us until the episode airs?
I don’t know.
But honestly, you worked on Uber today, Mohammed.
Better than writing, honestly.
What, Shorouq?
I told you Shawky needs the car all this week.
What am I going to work on then?
Go out and look for work.
Do you think I’m not looking?
Honestly, I’ve looked and couldn’t find any.
God willing, I’ll give Al-Ayoubi a call to find me a good job that suits us.
God willing, God willing, Mohammed, God willing.
God willing, this episode will bring us good luck.
God willing, I’m optimistic.
God willing, I’m optimistic.
You know what?
Yes?
Go sleep for two hours so you can continue.
I’ll stay with the kids.
Really?
What about your morning work?
When I talk to Shawky, I’ll switch shifts with him.
He’ll go in the morning and I’ll take the night.
God bless you, why?
And bless you for the kids.
Leave the compresses here.
Okay?
Yes.
Yes.
Come here.
Come here, you.
Come to daddy, come.
In the name of God, in the name of God, in the name of God.
You know what?
Does my dress look old or new?
That’s the best thing, that it doesn’t look new.
Actually, I feel like those who wear new clothes to go on these shows are trying to look trendy.
Like your dad, who wore a wedding suit and has been sitting outside in it.
No, of course, they’re not trendy, Mohammed.
This episode is filmed once and lasts forever.
Surely they will dress and style you.
Just my opinion.
Either way, Shorouq, we only have 150 pounds.
So we won’t even be able to be trendy.
So, what do you think?
Like the moon.
Like the moon.
Really?
Of course.
And you’ll even overshadow Huda Al-Ayoubi.
Hey kids, the channel’s car is downstairs, I’m coming down.
Where are you going down? Is he really not going to help us and take the kids along?
Shorouq, I’m afraid to reach out to your dad.
Just wait, dad, we’re coming with you.
Okay, hurry up.
Why does he make us feel like we’re the ones going with him to the show?
Sorry, Mohammed, help me move the kids one by one until I finish.
Sorry, Mohamed, just take it easy with them and don’t wake them up so you don’t get a headache on the way.
Sorry, Mohamed, just take it easy with them and don’t wake them up so you don’t get a headache on the way.
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My dear, come, in the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
Come on, come.
Come on now.
Come, let’s tease Grandpa.
Come on, my dear.
I don’t understand why they insist on bringing the kids with us during the filming?
What kind of question is that, Mohamed?
If we’re going to their place anyway,
how will people believe we have seven kids if they don’t see them with their own eyes?
how will people believe we have seven kids if they don’t see them with their own eyes?
Yes, that’s right, what kind of question is that?
What can I tell you?
Don’t you have any idea about the questions they’ll ask me in this episode?
No, honestly, I have nothing to do with the preparation.
I just bring the guests.
Actually, I just wanted to,
know what I’m going to say.
I’ll organize my thoughts in my head and see what the suitable answers are and so on.
Man, I’m a driver, honestly, I don’t know.
Alright, don’t be upset, it’s all good.
Good evening.
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, I am—
What would you like to drink?
No, nothing, don’t bother yourself.
Plain coffee and water, please.
Alright.
Can I get powdered milk, but the baby kind?
Powdered milk?
No, sir, we only have regular milk, the kind with fat.
Shall I bring it to you?
No, no, that won’t work.
The milk is finished and the kids are still hungry.
Go, Shaker, get them the powdered milk they want.
Yes, Mr. Ayman, I’ll try to manage.
Yes, Mr. Ayman, I’ll try to manage.
Good evening, welcome.
Good evening.
Good evening.
I’m Ayman Essam from the program’s production team; I’m the one who called you on the phone.
Yes, of course, how are you, Mr. Ayman?
Hello, hello.
Ms. Hoda is just filming with another guest, and you’re the next segment right after.
Take your time.
If you need anything, I’ll be back with you shortly.
Yes, please, really.
Yes, of course.
I think I’ve seen you before, you look familiar.
Were you one of my students?
I am Saeed El Shamsi, senior geography teacher.
I am Saeed El Shamsi, senior geography teacher.
No, honestly, I haven’t had the honor before.
Excuse me.
Alright, yes.
Please, if you don’t mind.
Yes.
When will our program be aired?
When will it be broadcast?
Well, since we’re filming several episodes at the same time, we haven’t set the airing dates yet.
But don’t worry, I’ll arrange a good day for you.
I wanted to tell you something else but I can’t remember.
No, it’s okay, go ahead.
Who exactly are you?
Who exactly are you?
Who am I?
Yes.
These are my grandchildren.
Ah, welcome.
Welcome.
I just told them to set up a place for you to sit with the audience so no one says anything to me.
What audience?
I’m going to be on the program.
No, honestly, the places I have are just for parents and kids.
So where am I supposed to go?
Here you are.
Here I am, what do you mean?
I’m not going to be on the program, am I?
Sorry, can he come with us? He’s a bit excited and really likes his teacher Hoda and all.
If it’s not possible, no worries, no embarrassment.
If it’s not possible, no worries, no embarrassment.
What’s he going to do, anyway?
Alright, I’ll try to manage, excuse me.
Thank you.
But don’t put too much pressure on yourself either.
What do you mean, don’t put pressure on himself?
What’s the man going to do?
We’ll see.
Guys, as soon as the teacher says, “Welcome Muhammad and Shorouq,” you go in right away, okay?
What about me, sir, the producer? No one’s going to welcome me?
We’ll do everything you want, sir, I just want you to calm down a bit with me.
Welcome to a new episode of Ayubi Show.
Welcome to a new episode of Ayubi Show.
Today’s episode is unusual.
An exceptional episode.
A story that if someone told you about it, you wouldn’t believe it.
But it really happened.
Today with me and with you,
Habiba,
Aysel,
Aysel,
Rashad,
Ibrahim,
Labeeb,
Najeeb.
Who are Labeeb and Najeeb? These aren’t our children’s names.
Of course, these are the names the teacher sent me.
No way, how?
Here, ma’am.
Here, ma’am.
These are the names.
On the birth certificates.
That he sent me along with their IDs.
What birth certificates are these?
What is this?
Where are the names we agreed on, Mohamed? What is this?
I swear, Shorouq, I was in a hurry when I registered them.
So I didn’t remember all the names on purpose.
This isn’t even the name we agreed on, Mohamed, what is this?
Calm down, I’ll explain.
Why didn’t you tell me you needed the birth certificates to do this?
What’s it to me?
Forget about it and focus on me, I have
a child named Labeeb.
What, Rashad? Where did you get Rashad from? Where did you get Rashad?
What, Rashad? Where did you get Rashad from? Where did you get Rashad?
Rashad must be the husband of the health office employee.
She recommended him and said he’s good.
An employee is making fun of me, Mohamed? Trying to fool me?
Sorry, Dad.
Go ahead.
You go on this show alone then.
Guys, what you’re doing won’t work, we’re on the show.
Forget you.
On your show,
and on this Ayubi show,
I’m not filming.
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