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Hey. What's up?

Oh, man. I went for the pee.

Do you like that?

Is that a fucking Ouija board, bro?

Yes, it is.

You know I don't fuck with those.

Dude, don't worry about it. This has to go exactly as planned. We need to

literally get the pants off of our sisters.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.

Well, what if they and sis are going to the party without us?

Well, that's the thing. They can't.

Our moms already made it clear that we have to chaperone them.

So they're just going to have to play along, so.

Okay, okay.

I'll just ask you where you're coming from.

So we get the tricks and we get the trees.

I got you. You're going to sit there next to my stuff this year and I'll sit

next to yours.

Okay. Watch what happens, all right? Sound like a plan?

Sound like a plan, bro. Cool.

You look so cute.

Thank you. You too.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm so excited.

I'm really excited about the party we're going to. I've been thinking about it

since last night, Mitch. Thank God, like, our brothers were like, yeah, I

mind going.

Yeah,

I know.

Stop burning us. What's so sweet of them?

So nice.

We should actually do them a favor.

Yeah. Maybe we can help them get laid. Because, you know, they're such fucking

virgin losers.

How are you still a virgin?

I don't get it.

But whatever. You ready?

Yeah.

Let's party!

Let's go.

Greetings.

What the fuck is this?

Can I take a piece of this?

I don't want to sit. We're going to be late for our party.

Don't get to the party. In the meantime, let's have a little fun.

Why can't you guys just ever play nice?

Just come here and entertain us.

Fine, we'll play your little game, but I don't want this taking long.

Good evening.

I invite you all for a... What?

I don't know about this.

What are you talking about?

We're going to commune with the dead.

I'm trying to get hit, not possessed.

You know what?

I'll get a little salt and make a little circle, and you'll be protected, all

right? I'm going to kill people with that.

Listen, I've watched a lot of scary movies, and people die doing these

No one's going to die. I don't want it to be me, you know.

Okay.

Hold it.

Happy? Oh, no, of course.

Will that protect us?

Yeah, sure.

You're not even positive.

There.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Allow me to align my chakras.

Now, if you all put two fingers on.

All right. Now, is there anyone here?

You guys are with me, right?

Is that you?

I did nothing.

No. No, that's the best of.

Hmm. You're right.

I'm happening.

Not you.

All right.

With whom are we communing with?

J. J.

O.

Yeah, you're either fucking with us, right? I can do nothing.

John? Looks like we have a visitor.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't want him to go away.

You have to carry on.

You can't just stop midway. That's dangerous.

What do you want to do?

John, what is it you seek?

Tick? I guess the guest wants a tick.

Why would John want a tick? Yeah. He doesn't want a tick. Yeah, but he...

That's you guys fucking with. We're going to make fun. We ain't doing

It's literally clipped off. What the fuck is going on? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

yo. Keep your fingers on it? Yo.

Yep. Oh my God, do you think he looks bad? Maybe he didn't show his teeth?

Probably didn't show his teeth.

I'll do what the man says.

Ask him first.

Do you want to see a tick?

You guys are just fucking with us, bro. You're fucking with us, dude.

Oh my god, no, John says yes.

Pissing them off.

Oh my god, but... Well, do you mind if the ladies took their fingers off to

remove their shoulder tips?

No, doesn't mind.

You guys are just fucking with us.

How am I going to show my tits? Just take them out.

Don't look.

Does that satisfy you, John?

What? It's you guys, bro.

He's not satisfied.

Why wouldn't he be satisfied? Our kids are great.

Um, what else is it you require from us,

Joe?

Blow. Blow.

Blow. Flip on the candles.

Oh, no, it's still moving. Hold on.

J.

Blow.

O.

B.

Oh, Donna's a freaky, freaky boy.

Blowjob. Blowjob.

Can you even give a ghost a blowjob?

Maybe he wants to see a blowjob.

Do you want to see a blowjob?

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you sure it's not you guys trying to get laid?

Pretty sure.

I would never, I would never fame commune.

So John wants someone here to give someone else a blowjob.

But who?

Why don't you guys do it?

I guess.

Fingers! My bad, I forgot.

I guess I'll throw my dick into the ring.

Yeah, but then they give me the only one. I mean, I'm not going to have her

my dick. She's my sister.

Yeah, that would be weird.

Oh my God, but if I put your dick in my mouth, I'm definitely not going to make

it to the party.

I don't take that one.

Besides, I don't make the rules, so.

Look, I really think that, I don't think that we want to make the spirits any

angrier.

I think, I don't think we have a choice.

I don't think so either.

Ugh. I would just do it.

Wait, shouldn't we ask him if it's okay to take the fingers out?

It's okay.

I bet.

What the fuck? How are you even hard right now?

I'm stiff. What do you want from me?

Don't look.

I don't see it.

This one's for you, John.

I hope this makes John happy.

Oh, my goodness.

I mean, she's doing it. I mean, you'd be down. I mean,

you have to go pretty long to make John happy.

I hope this makes the spirits happy, bro.

Yeah, me too.

I wonder what John's going to want next.

Who knows?

Nobody knows, but they do.

With the move.

What do you say we couldn't enjoy this?

John, you do, right?

Oh, John, buddy.

Shit.

Okay, like, that's it.

John got tits, he got some blowjob, like, what else does he want? Because I

to go to his party.

Let's, uh, confer with the board. Yeah.

Put your dicks away, boys.

Okay.

If you all please.

All right, John.

I gave you a tip.

I gave you a blowjob.

I gave you two blowjobs. I gave you two tips.

What else do you want?

F?

Well, that could be anything.

Yeah.

Oh, this motherfucker wants some tea instead of getting laid.

He wants some sex.

Sir?

Are you sure it's not you guys trying to get laid?

I mean, I would never joke about this.

I even asked the speaker, so... Yeah, no, of course.

Are you sure this isn't Mary and I just trying to get laid?

Are we trying to get laid?

No. See?

He's talk.

All right.

I kind of believe him.

I mean, he made the light flicker.

Yeah, and he made the table go crazy.

Can we depart for our party after?

Yes. So, you know, there you have it.

I think John's being reasonable.

Um, did we just summon a sex demon?

No, I wouldn't say demon.

Um, yeah, because he literally wants us to have sex and I don't want to miss my

party. Oh, yeah. So, yeah.

You know, we can't argue with it.

The spirit has spoken.

The spirit has spoken.

He's spoken.

I would just do it because if he goes to the party afterwards, then...

Maybe he'll leave us alone.

It won't be a problem. You know, it can be really risky messing with a Ouija

board.

Especially on Halloween.

And especially when Halloween falls on Friday the 15th.

All right,

you guys, whatever.

Cheers. All right, John.

Yeah? Let's give John what he wants.

Go to our party after.

All right, guys.

I guess we'll just give the spirits what he wants.

Yeah. I mean, we have to do it. Otherwise, John's probably gonna kill

Hey,

I was just going along with what he wanted to do, okay?

You know,

at this point, we're at where we're at, and we probably just need to follow

through, and then we can go to the party, and then it's all, like...

You know, it's not worth it.

We're doing the right thing here, ladies.

Good job.

Just doing what we got to do.

All right. Yeah.

Hope you're happy, John.

What an asshole.

Such an asshole. For real.

Barry, you better not be looking at me.

Why am I looking at you, you know?

I can't believe I'm sucking your dick next to my brother.

It is what it is. I don't think he minds.

At least now I know it would be totally okay if you were sucking my dick not

next to your brother.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Try to get one of those nuts in your mouth.

You can do it.

the headmaster.

Oh, shit.

Don't get mad, bro, but your sister's head is on point.

Shit, really?

I don't know how to answer that.

Probably to Freda John.

I think that could be arranged.

I think John says it's totally cool.

yeah I'm very

John a lot of things.

I think John will laugh a lot of things.

He's probably pretty loud right there.

Like that

Mickey?

I don't not like it.

Just because John says we have to do it doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you. Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Come on.

Sis? Jesus.

You're just an animal, bro.

First me, darling.

Yes,

look

at his fucking dick.

Do you like that? Is that better?

Well, I just give John what he wants, right?

Right. We need a buck. That's right.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Yes, yes.

Mm -hmm.

Get back in for me, sis.

Take it back in.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah. Mickey, fuck me.

Fuck me while your sister eats my pussy.

It almost went in my mouth.

I don't think you really would mind that much.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Did you just suck your brother's cock?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Nikki, your sister eats pretty good pussy.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

She looks pretty good dick or whatever.

Hey, baby.

You think this is hot?

You already know it's fucking hot.

Yeah.

you're a pussy

Yeah.

You're so great.

Nikki, how does my best friend's pussy feel?

Fucking good.

Hey, baby.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is such a great deal.

Oh my gosh.

How does it feel to be fucking my best friend around you?

It feels really hot.

Yeah? People like that you're watching.

marketing for.

Yeah.

Oh, my

God.

Oh fuck yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Oh

fuck

yeah.

Big brother, does it turn you on that you're fucking while you watch me fuck?

Oh, my God.

I'm guilty.

Go ahead and kiss her.

Do you like kissing her?

Yeah?

That looks like you're kissing each other.

Oh.

Yeah.

Fucking good.

Oh,

my goodness.

Leave John's head on his father's chest.

That's so crazy.

He's sick.

I'm sorry, sis, but I ain't giving you my little.

That's a step too far.

Why?

Maybe next Halloween.

Thank you.

Did you hear that? He'd come.

Me too.

Yeah? Yeah.

Are you going to come for me, Big Brother?

I don't know. I want you to come for us. Yeah.

Let's do it.

Now can we go to the party?

Yeah!

I think it ended.

Bummer. You know what?

At least we're safe.

I mean, yeah.

I wanted to party.

Can we go to another one next year?

We can have the same party here next year.

I mean, you could say we had a little party in Rome.

Yeah, we did.