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This programme contains frequent very strong language from the outset,
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scenes of a sexual nature
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and scenes which some viewers may find distressing.
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Please be aware that this programme also contains themes of suicide.
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(TV VOLUME DOWN)
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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)
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(BREATHES HEAVILY)
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I dreamt you were gone in the night.
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But I looked and... you weren't there.
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Just a dream.
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I know.
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I'm sorry.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Come to think of it, mate...
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..I had a pretty weird dream too.
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Yeah? Oh, yeah.
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Pretty weird alright.
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I dreamt that someone told me
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that they hated being a shitty navigator...
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..and wanted to be a salesman.
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Wild.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) What?
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Dad. What?
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Oh, my God, it was real!
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(CHUCKLES)
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What do you reckon, then? Are you ready?
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Now? Good a time as any.
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OK.
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Can't be crying though, can we?
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Eh?
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Not gonna look too good, is it?
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(IMITATES CRYING)
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"Please can you buy my stuff?"
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(IMITATES CRYING)
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Not gonna go down well, is it?
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No. Well then...
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You know, my old man was in antiques.
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When I was little, he used to take me out in his van,
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find some run-down old place - a real drum,
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owned by some rich biddy with a load of filthy cats -
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and he'd go in... (CHUCKLES)
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And, honestly, before I had time to finish my sandwich,
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out he'd come with a nice little Queen Anne dressing table.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah, he had the gift, my old man.
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The talent.
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He taught it to me.
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And now I'm handing that to you.
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You understand?
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(BREATHES DEEPLY) OK.
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Ah.
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(GROANS) Christ.
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Didn't happen to notice the Hulk creep in
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and beat the crap out of me last night, did you?
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Right, ready, Mr Salesman?
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# KYLIE MINOGUE: Can't Get You Out Of My Head
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One more time. We have here on offer -
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the finest range of creams, lotions and balms.
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And you'll find this...
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And you'll find this coll...colla... Collagen.
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(HORN TOOTS) WOMAN: Piss off.With elastic...
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Elastin-rich. ..elastin-rich cream,
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which will improve your skin smoothness
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and make you look younger.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah. But what if I forget?
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Well then, make it up.
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Remember, she's not buying the product, she's buying you.
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And who are you?
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Who the fuck are you?
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I'm Bunny Munro.That's absolutely fucking right. Tell me again.
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I'm Bunny Munro! I'm Bunny Munro!
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(THEME MUSIC)
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# Oh, baby
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# It's a commitment
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# It's a commitment, baby
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# M-M-My wife don't like it
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# My wife don't like it!
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# It's a commitment, yeah
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# We gotta love one another or die, brother
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# We gotta love one another or die
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# Oh, baby
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# Cos it's superglue
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# It's superglue
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# It's superglue
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# It's superglue, baby!
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# Knock 'em dead
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# Knock 'em dead! #
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And you'll find this collan-gen...
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..and...elastin-rich cream...
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will improve moisture...Wow.
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..up to 300%.
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But...
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I don't think you need it.
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Actually, Dad, I think we've got the wrong house.
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(CHUCKLES) OK, I can't cope.
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Take my money. Really?
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I'd buy a dose of poison off you, you little cutie.
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I'll have two bottles. OK.
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You know what? When you see that, a dad and his boy just...
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It just gets me, you know?
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Right here.
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Where?
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Alright, mate. Why don't you go and wait outside
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while I take care of the boring old paperwork, yeah?
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OK, Dad. It was nice to meet you.
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Hey.
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Well done, mate.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Oh, God.
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(DOOR CLOSES) (CHUCKLES)
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So cute.
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(GASPING AND PANTING)
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(GROANS) Oh, yeah. (GROANING AND PANTING)
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(BUNNY MOANS FERVIDLY)
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Is that your dad in my house?
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We're salesmen.
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He's giving her one.
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He's the best salesman in the world.
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He could sell your bicycle to a barracuda.
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A what?
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It's a predatory fish.
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Its jaws are armed
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with hundreds of razor-like teeth. Oh.
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(MUM CRIES OUT)
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You can hear her from miles away.
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She sounds like a strangled chicken.
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(MUM MOANS)
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My mum died.
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I wish my mum would die. (MUM CRIES OUT)
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(CAR APPROACHES)
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You alright, Tony?
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Wotcha, trouble.
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(MUM CRIES OUT)
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(MUM CRIES OUT) (BUNNY GROANS)
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(CRIES OUT AND MOANS)
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For fuck's sake.
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(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
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(MUTTERS ANGRILY)
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Is that your dad? That's Tony. He's Mum's boyfriend.
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What's he like? He's alright, I guess.
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Donna! What the fuck?!
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(PINGS BELL) Dad bought me this.
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The bike? (DONNA SCREAMS)
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No, just the bell. It's a really cool bell.
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You think so? Yeah. It's great.
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(YELLING AND THUDDING) Junior! Shit.
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# WARMDUSCHER: I Got Friends Fuck's sake, Donna! (YELLS ANGRILY)
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Junior, get in the car.
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Hello.
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Bye then. Bye.
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Where are you going?!
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OK. Yeah, look lively!
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Come on! Is everything alright, Dad?Oi!Yep.
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Everything's absolutely fucking perfect, my boy.
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I'll fucking break him!
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Fuck!
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I'm telling you, Bunny Boy,
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nothing like getting your pipes cleaned first thing in the morning.
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(WHISTLES SOFTLY)
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Who was your mate?
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She just came and talked to me. Oh, right.
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Fancy you, did she? Dad.
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Alright.
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She did though, I can tell. She had that special light in her eyes.Yeah?
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Yeah. I'm telling you, Bunny Boy, I can spot it a mile off.
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Maybe I should give her one. (COUGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, one day, Bunny Boy. (LAUGHS)
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One day.
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So, where are we going next? I don't know. Check the list.
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I don't have the list.What do you mean, you don't have the list?
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You had the list.Well, where did I put it?I don't know.
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Oh, f... I must've left it back there. Fuck.
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Do we need it? We're salesmen, aren't we?
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Yeah.Well, how the fuck are we gonna be salesmen with no customers?
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So, should we go back and get it?
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Listen, I'm gonna teach you the first rule of salesmanship, OK?
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No, fuck it, the first rule of being a man: never go back.
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So, what are we gonna do? Just stop flapping your feet about.
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I'll work it out.
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Morning.
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(Oh, no. Dad, she's the social worker from the house.)
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(Fuck it.)
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Tell you what, Bunny Boy, why don't you head next door,
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grab yourself some sweets?
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Then have a little sit outside.
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Too nice to be cooped up indoors, eh?
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Thanks. Good boy.
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Right then.
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OK.
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So, what happens now? I call the police.Police?
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Oh, are you f... What the fuck you talking about?
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Mr Munro, a Section 20 child protection order
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had already been filed when you absconded...A what? We didn't.
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It's now been escalated to a missing person
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and the police are looking for you. But he's not missing, is he?
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He's right here, with me. Stop, listen.
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His mother has just died in the most tragic of circumstances,
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and I can't begin to explain the effect that has had on him.
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It's a fucking tragedy, if you must know.
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Right now...
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that boy...needs his father.
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(SIGHS) Don't do it.
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What are you doing? You know there's a payphone down the road?
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We'll be gone by the time you reach it.
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(RATTLES DOOR)The door won't open till it's finished spinning.Fuck.
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(MACHINE SPINS)
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Yeah. He's just a child, Mr Munro.
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He's my boy.
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I'm just...showing him the ropes.
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I'm sorry about your wife, Mr Munro,
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but this is what's best for Bunny Junior.
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I do hope that one day you understand.
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(SPIN CYCLE SLOWS DOWN)
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What you gonna do?
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Ready, boy? Come on, look lively!
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Come on.
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Good boy.
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MAN ON PHONE: I gave you a list. I know you did. I need a new list.
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Well, those were good leads. Well, give me some more good leads.
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I can't keep giving up good leads every time somebody loses a list.
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I didn't lose it. What happened to it then?
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Jesus Christ! Geoffrey, have you ever heard of an act of God?
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What's that mean? It means it wasn't my fault!
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So, Geoffrey, sweetheart, I'm gonna get in the car,
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and I'm gonna come to the office, and I'm gonna get a list.
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No, no, no, I wouldn't do that, my friend.
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I've had the police here, asking lots of questions about you.
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It's probably best if you lay low for a bit, Bun.
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What?
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Why?That woman called 'em, the one with the missing money.
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And what did you tell them?I told 'em I didn't know where you were.
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Did you tell them that I didn't take it?
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Did you tell them that I wouldn't do that?
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Geoffrey?
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Geoffrey!
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I told 'em that I didn't know where you were.
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Fuck sake!
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Dad, are we going back to the office?
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No.
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But don't we need another list? Yeah.
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So, how...
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Second rule of being a man:
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make sure you've got at least one mate who'll never let you down.
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It helps if he thinks the sun shines out of your arse.
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(RINGING TONE) So don't aim too high.
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MAN ON PHONE: Hello, you dirty cunt. Alright, Poodle? I -
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I can't get to the phone right now.
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If you leave a message after the beep, I'll holler back.
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I know where he'll be.
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We're going to the pub. The pub?
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Cool.
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(ON PUB STEREO) # BLONDIE: Heart of Glass
256
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,741
You alright, Bun? Alright, babe?
257
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:05,781
Poodle.
258
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:10,381
Gaz, has Poodle been in yet? Nah, not seen him.
259
00:16:12,061 --> 00:16:16,261
Junior, come here, sit down. We'll have a quick one while we wait.OK.
260
00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:19,061
Large scotch. And a coke, yeah?
261
00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,581
A coke. Make it quick, eh, Bun?
262
00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:24,261
You know your lad ain't supposed to be in here.Yeah, I know.
263
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:26,501
MAN: Yeah! 2ND MAN: Whoo! Whoo-whoo!
264
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:28,501
No school today?
265
00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:30,301
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
266
00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:36,221
Oi. What you doing?
267
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,061
(CHUCKLES)
268
00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:43,861
(MEN WHOOPING)
269
00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:45,501
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
270
00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:47,581
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
271
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,381
Dad...
272
00:16:52,421 --> 00:16:54,181
when are we gonna go home?
273
00:16:56,461 --> 00:16:59,701
You wanna be a top salesman? Yeah. Course.
274
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:02,541
Well, top salesmen have gotta be like sharks.
275
00:17:02,581 --> 00:17:04,621
Ruthless, efficient killer sharks.
276
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,861
OK? (CHUCKLES) OK.
277
00:17:09,101 --> 00:17:12,261
You know what happens to a shark if it stops moving?What?
278
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:14,941
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
279
00:17:17,061 --> 00:17:19,821
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)
280
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:23,021
It suffocates.
281
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,341
(PUB MUSIC FADES)
282
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:32,861
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
283
00:17:55,381 --> 00:17:57,381
(PUB MUSIC RESUMES)
284
00:17:58,341 --> 00:18:00,541
MAN: Well, fuck me! The boys!
285
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,701
Hi, Poodle. Alright, Poodle?
286
00:18:02,741 --> 00:18:04,501
Ha, ha, ha!
287
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,421
Mwah!Christ, Poo, you're absolutely steaming, mate.
288
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,581
Hi, Poodle.What are you doing in here, little man?
289
00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:12,981
Hm? Just having a quick one.
290
00:18:13,021 --> 00:18:15,021
(LAUGHS HEARTILY)
291
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,101
You, my little friend, are just too much.
292
00:18:18,141 --> 00:18:21,181
Thought you were too busy to come and have a drink with your old pal.
293
00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:24,621
Come on now, as if I'm ever too busy for my mate Poodle.
294
00:18:26,341 --> 00:18:29,381
(BOTH LAUGH) Good to see ya.
295
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:32,821
Gary, a couple of scotches, and another coke.
296
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,741
In a minute. Show your appreciation for Jade...Not gonna lie,
297
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,581
I've been pretty fucking busy working my list. (CHEERING)
298
00:18:38,621 --> 00:18:41,461
Oh, yeah? Pretty fucking busy or pretty busy fucking?
299
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:44,741
Well, I do like to go above and beyond for my customers.Oh, yeah.
300
00:18:44,781 --> 00:18:46,501
I know.
301
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,141
Course I fucking know.
302
00:18:48,181 --> 00:18:50,661
What? You alright?
303
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:52,181
(ROCK MUSIC ON STEREO)
304
00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:55,541
Course I am. Few drinks with the boys.
305
00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,541
What more could I ask for?
306
00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:00,341
Dad.Please put your hands together for Yvonne!Right.
307
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:03,501
Listen...I think I need a wee actually, Dad.
308
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,341
Yeah, go on. Over there.
309
00:19:05,381 --> 00:19:08,261
So, Poo, mate, been a bit of a hot streak, actually.
310
00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:10,421
Managed to burn right through my list.
311
00:19:11,301 --> 00:19:13,781
So, I was gonna ask if...
312
00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:16,261
there was any chance I could...
313
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,181
Hey.
314
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,501
You sure you're alright, mate?
315
00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,221
Come on then.
316
00:19:25,261 --> 00:19:27,101
(MEN WHOOPING)
317
00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:30,141
Poo, what you doing? (WHOOPING)
318
00:19:30,181 --> 00:19:31,981
Poodle, I need a word, mate.
319
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:34,581
Go on, go on.
320
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:36,621
(CHEERING)
321
00:19:42,221 --> 00:19:44,261
Fuck sake. Poo!
322
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:53,101
Alright, babe. I'll see you a bit later, yeah?
323
00:19:53,141 --> 00:19:55,261
Alright, babe, I'll see you later.
324
00:19:55,301 --> 00:19:57,381
Come on, love. Yeah!
325
00:19:57,421 --> 00:19:59,141
Poodle!
326
00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:04,261
(DREAMY MUSIC)
327
00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:07,941
(MEN WHOOPING)
328
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:12,541
(DREAMY MUSIC)
329
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,421
Weird, isn't it?
330
00:20:21,781 --> 00:20:24,101
You don't have to understand it, you know.
331
00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,501
It's OK to be a little boy...
332
00:20:28,221 --> 00:20:31,221
and love spaceships and beetles.
333
00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:41,901
Go on.
334
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,501
Go on, yeah.
335
00:20:46,021 --> 00:20:47,941
(CHEER BUILDS)
336
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,781
(CHEERING) Ha!Hooray!
337
00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:54,421
(MEN WHOOP AND CHEER)
338
00:20:55,981 --> 00:20:58,501
MAN: Oi! Poodle! Get out of the fucking way!
339
00:20:58,541 --> 00:21:00,661
Fuck off. MAN: Move yourself, man.
340
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:04,221
MAN: Sit down, you dickhead. I aren't fucking moving!Poo...
341
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:06,101
MAN: Poo. MAN: Sit down.
342
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,141
(LEWD CACKLE)
343
00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,181
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
344
00:21:11,341 --> 00:21:15,061
All the way down. Please.MAN: Will you fucking sit down?!Go on.
345
00:21:15,861 --> 00:21:17,341
Ohhh.
346
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,981
MAN: Move your fucking arse.
347
00:21:21,021 --> 00:21:23,021
You ought to take the fucker outside.
348
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,021
Move out of the fucking way!
349
00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:28,981
Show me your pussy. GAZ: Hey, Poodle.
350
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,861
Show it to me!Poodle.It's alright, Gaz, he's had a few too many, mate.
351
00:21:32,901 --> 00:21:36,381
YVONNE: Back the fuck off, will you? Go on. Go on. Show me.
352
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:39,221
Show me! Fuck this.
353
00:21:39,261 --> 00:21:40,261
Poo! Fucking psycho.
354
00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:43,701
GAZ: Calm it down now.Fuck this, I'm going home.Fuck off!
355
00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:46,701
No. Oi. Oi! (GLASS SHATTERS) You want pussy? Here you are!
356
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:49,101
Come here, come here, come here. Fuck you!
357
00:21:49,861 --> 00:21:52,621
What's the matter with you? Let's get you another drink.
358
00:21:58,981 --> 00:22:01,581
Sorry. Is this your room?
359
00:22:03,501 --> 00:22:05,101
You're alright.
360
00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:07,141
(DISTANT MUSIC PLAYS)
361
00:22:18,221 --> 00:22:20,461
Are you here with your dad?
362
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:22,941
(SCOFFS) Christ.
363
00:22:23,821 --> 00:22:25,821
You didn't fancy the funfair, no?
364
00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:29,381
I'm not a little kid.
365
00:22:29,421 --> 00:22:31,181
Alright, mate.
366
00:22:35,861 --> 00:22:38,941
We're salesmen. On the road.
367
00:22:39,781 --> 00:22:41,781
We'll be going soon.
368
00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:44,661
Oh, right. Working man, is it?
369
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:53,861
(PACKAGING RUSTLES)
370
00:22:56,181 --> 00:22:58,181
Won't be wanting any of this then?
371
00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:04,581
Come on, Poo. What's up with you, eh?She's gone.
372
00:23:04,621 --> 00:23:07,221
What you talking about, mate? Who's gone?
373
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:10,461
Annie. My Annie. She's fucked off, Bun.
374
00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:14,141
And it's like... You're my mate, aren't you?
375
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,581
Yeah. Course.
376
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,021
It's like she took it with her.
377
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,421
All of a sudden, it's gone.
378
00:23:23,701 --> 00:23:26,741
I can't make a sale, I can't fuck, I can't...
379
00:23:30,301 --> 00:23:32,781
It don't work anymore. Alright.
380
00:23:33,901 --> 00:23:36,421
Don't panic, OK?
381
00:23:36,461 --> 00:23:38,941
It's just one of those things.
382
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:40,661
Happens to everyone.
383
00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,501
Has it happened to you?
384
00:23:44,661 --> 00:23:46,261
Well, no.
385
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,541
But...
386
00:23:48,581 --> 00:23:50,421
..it's happened to people I know.
387
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,781
You mean me?
388
00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:59,061
Yeah.
389
00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:03,901
Nah, don't worry, Poo, old Bun will sort you out.
390
00:24:03,941 --> 00:24:06,381
Gary, get us a couple more drinks, would you?
391
00:24:10,501 --> 00:24:12,621
(DISTANT MUSIC CONTINUES)
392
00:24:20,821 --> 00:24:22,541
You alright?
393
00:24:24,821 --> 00:24:26,541
Yeah.
394
00:24:26,581 --> 00:24:28,421
I should go.
395
00:24:29,221 --> 00:24:31,941
My dad's probably wondering where I am.
396
00:24:34,101 --> 00:24:35,861
Back to work, right?
397
00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:39,421
Working man.
398
00:24:41,821 --> 00:24:43,461
Actually...
399
00:24:45,661 --> 00:24:47,461
..can I please have some?
400
00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:51,781
Take it.
401
00:24:53,421 --> 00:24:54,781
Thanks.
402
00:24:56,421 --> 00:24:58,501
Good luck. You too.
403
00:25:02,141 --> 00:25:04,421
Everything's gonna be alright.
404
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,421
Thanks, Bunny.
405
00:25:07,821 --> 00:25:09,541
(WHISTLES SHARPLY)
406
00:25:14,101 --> 00:25:17,261
It's good to see you, mate. You too.
407
00:25:17,301 --> 00:25:19,381
Yeah? Yeah.
408
00:25:23,461 --> 00:25:25,461
(SIGHS)
409
00:25:26,461 --> 00:25:29,781
I didn't just come in to say hello though, you know?
410
00:25:29,821 --> 00:25:32,181
I was after a bit of a favour, actually.
411
00:25:34,621 --> 00:25:36,141
What favour?
412
00:25:37,221 --> 00:25:40,021
Look, truth is, ran into a spot of bother.
413
00:25:40,061 --> 00:25:42,341
Caught with my pants down, you know how it goes.
414
00:25:42,381 --> 00:25:44,181
And I managed to lose my list.
415
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:49,181
I was gonna ask for a couple of names off yours
416
00:25:49,221 --> 00:25:52,141
but, actually, if you're not in the zone right now,
417
00:25:52,181 --> 00:25:55,701
maybe I should take the whole thing off your hands. What do you reckon?
418
00:25:56,381 --> 00:25:58,381
That's why you're here?
419
00:25:59,701 --> 00:26:02,501
That's why you've come to see me? Fucking... Yeah.
420
00:26:02,541 --> 00:26:05,781
(CHUCKLES)I'm not being rude, Poo, but do you really think I've got time
421
00:26:05,821 --> 00:26:08,021
to sit round listening to your sob stories?
422
00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:09,421
(CHUCKLES)
423
00:26:09,461 --> 00:26:10,821
(CHUCKLES)
424
00:26:11,741 --> 00:26:13,741
It's your fault. What is?
425
00:26:15,981 --> 00:26:19,021
You fucked her. After the wake.
426
00:26:19,061 --> 00:26:20,901
Who? Annie.
427
00:26:22,421 --> 00:26:26,221
Did I?Oh, please.Poodle, what does it even fucking matter?
428
00:26:30,341 --> 00:26:32,661
(ROARS WILDLY) Poo!
429
00:26:32,701 --> 00:26:35,581
(ROARS) Oi! What are you... What the...
430
00:26:35,621 --> 00:26:37,461
Get off! Get the fuck...
431
00:26:38,141 --> 00:26:39,821
Argh!
432
00:26:39,861 --> 00:26:41,781
Argh! (WHIMPERS)
433
00:26:41,821 --> 00:26:44,341
You're a cunt, Bunny!
434
00:26:44,381 --> 00:26:46,221
A true, proper, total cunt!
435
00:26:46,261 --> 00:26:49,861
I've been your best mate for years, and I love you,
436
00:26:49,901 --> 00:26:52,141
but you don't give a fuck about anybody
437
00:26:52,181 --> 00:26:54,541
but Bunny fucking Munro!
438
00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:57,021
No wonder she killed herself!
439
00:26:57,061 --> 00:26:58,461
MAN: Whoo. MAN: Oi.
440
00:26:58,501 --> 00:27:00,581
# BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD: For What It's Worth
441
00:27:05,821 --> 00:27:09,541
She had a condition. You knew that. Everyone knew that. She was ill.
442
00:27:10,341 --> 00:27:12,741
There was nothing me or anyone could do about that.
443
00:27:12,781 --> 00:27:15,181
It wasn't my fault. None of this is my fault.
444
00:27:17,781 --> 00:27:20,421
If you wanna hold onto a bird for two fucking minutes, Poo,
445
00:27:20,461 --> 00:27:23,781
maybe try not being such a fucking loser. Lost it?
446
00:27:23,821 --> 00:27:27,141
(SARCASTIC CHUCKLE) Lost what? Lost it? You never fucking had it.
447
00:27:27,181 --> 00:27:29,501
You're a part-timer, mate, an also-ran.
448
00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:32,781
And if your bird was so special,
449
00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:35,181
why don't I even remember fucking her?
450
00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:42,421
Poodle.
451
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:45,861
Poodle!
452
00:27:51,101 --> 00:27:52,661
Poodle!
453
00:27:53,941 --> 00:27:56,541
Dad! Hey, Poodle!
454
00:27:56,581 --> 00:28:00,141
Poodle, man.I want you to say sorry to me.Poodle!Say sorry!
455
00:28:00,181 --> 00:28:03,901
Poodle!Say sorry!And then will you give me the fucking list?
456
00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:08,261
Oh, Bun.
457
00:28:08,301 --> 00:28:10,101
Argh! No, no, no, no!
458
00:28:24,101 --> 00:28:25,461
(SOFTLY) Poodle.
459
00:28:27,701 --> 00:28:29,221
Poodle, mate.
460
00:28:35,861 --> 00:28:39,061
Fucking hell! It's alright, mate. It's alright.
461
00:28:39,101 --> 00:28:42,981
I've called the police, my wife's on the phone to an ambulance.
462
00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:46,221
It's alright.The police? Yeah. Did you see the numberplate?
463
00:28:46,261 --> 00:28:49,781
Help is on the way. Right, mate, just stay as still as you can.
464
00:28:51,221 --> 00:28:55,021
Wait, where the fuck are you going? You can't just fuck off!
465
00:28:55,061 --> 00:28:57,221
Oi! (SIREN WAILS)
466
00:28:58,181 --> 00:28:59,741
(TYRES SCREECH) Mate!
467
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:04,061
Where are you going?! You can't just fucking leave!
468
00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:06,101
(MOURNFUL MUSIC)
469
00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:12,261
(SIREN WAILS) Yeah, yeah. No, I'm holding. Yeah.
470
00:29:12,301 --> 00:29:14,301
(INDISTINCT PANICKED CHATTER)
471
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,461
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