All language subtitles for Hot Dallas Nights xxx

This is the home and general office of
the Bruin Fertilizer Company.

Rock Bruin, who founded this fertilizer
empire at the age of 22.

His wife Millie, she's tender, loving,
but yet a woman who would not stand for

any shit other than what the company
could sell.

The eldest son, R .J., who's been
running the business for the past two

His younger brother, Robbie, and his
wife, Pat.

Behind his back, the family refers to
Robbie as an idiot.

But since no one has told him, he thinks
he's Albert Einstein.

And then there's the redhead, Mary
Ellen, who's married to R .J.

And the Bruins' only granddaughter,
Little Lindy.

This is the earth -shattering story of
the Bruins and the bizarre set of events

that took place a week ago last
Wednesday.

Comes way too soon And the hours pass by

so slow Seems like eternity Till the

evening brings us love And fills our
empty hearts

again Moonlight will bring us back again

And the starlight will guide our way.
Damn!

Why did that girl have to dry her toes
out the window like that?

She's driving me crazy.

I'll show her a thing or two.

With open arms take me away.

Hot Dallas night.

two of us and tonight we have the night

to share but in time this

evening will end leaving us all alone so
let's

love just a little while take me away

Night, my Dallas night.

Sunrise is on the horizon.

Seems like morning comes way too soon.

And the hours passed by so slow. Seems
like eternity.

So come to me with open arms. Take me
away,

hot Dallas night.

I just don't know which one of these to
wear.

What do you think, Duke?

Well, I'm sorry, Miss Lindy. I was
fixing the lock on the door. I fell off

balance.

Why does he always try to fix the lock
on my door?

And everybody else gone downstairs for
breakfast?

Well, I'm truly sorry, Miss Lindy.

I'll come back later.

You're nothing but a paint freak, Duke.
I am not.

You are so.

I am not.

Then what are you looking at my titties
for?

That's why men climb mountains.

What?

Because they're there, that's why.

You know, Duke, I've always liked you.

I've always thought of you as something
more than just a hired hand.

In fact, I've even had fantasies about
you.

Really? I'm sure. I dreamed that we were
lost on a desert

island.

Damn.

Yep. I was a princess and you were my...
favorite warrior.

Of course, I was only 12 then and I
didn't know how to come yet.

Damn!

But I know how to come now.

One night, he came home from the hunt
all tired out.

It was my job to get you aroused.

And then I started to play with my
titties.

I played with them until my nipples were
good and hard.

And I took this oil and rubbed it all

over my body.

You really like that.

Why, your little picker just sort of
jumped up.

I opened my legs wide so you could see
my sweet little pussy.

And I opened it up just a little bit.

And I played with my clit.

But then he started breathing real
heavy.

Then I took my finger and I slipped it
in my pussy.

That guy was being fucked.

About then he started getting real
crazy.

Then I took this big banana,

one of the natives probably.

I used it kind of like a dildo.

Put it in deep inside of myself like it
was your bed.

cock.

In and out. In and out.

Then I flipped on over like this.

And I kept the banana in real big and
hard like a cock.

You can get a good look at my beautiful
ass.

My warrior.

So my hands and knees kept on playing
with the banana.

And then I said, come on, Duke, fuck me.

God damn.

Oh,

Duke. Well, can I take the banana out?

that feels good.

Oh.

Oh.

Duke.

Oh, Duke.

Duke, get in the bathroom.

Lindy, who are you talking to?

Well, I'm just talking to Susie on the
telephone, Grandpa.

That's nice, precious, but you better
get down to breakfast.

You know how Miss Millie likes us all to
eat together.

Well, where the hell are you going?

Down to breakfast.

Well, what the hell am I supposed to do
with this?

Just wank on it like you always do.

Thank you. Wank on it.

RJ, breakfast is ready.

RJ, remember when we used to stay in bed
and make love all morning?

No, I don't.

All I remember is you being drunk all
the time, Mary Ellen.

You're the one drove me to drink.

Well, at least I had the class to drive
you there in a roll.

You son of a bitch!

Don't let Mama hear you talking like
that, Mary Ellen.

You'll be back on food stamps again.

Morning, everybody.

Morning, R .J.

Where's Mary Ellen? I don't think she'll
be down for breakfast this morning,

Miss Millie. She's got one of her
migraines.

Well, where the hell is the rest of the
family? I'm sick and tired of... Don't

go getting yourself all upset now,
Daddy. You know it puts a strain on your

heart. I don't have a weak heart.

Well, you will if you keep getting
yourself upset.

R .J., I was thinking that I'd like to
come back to work now and again just to

kind of hit that on some of the old
things I used to do.

We don't need any help, Daddy.

Robbie and I are doing a very competent
job.

We're turning over a profit to keep this
ranch and this whole family living in

luxury. I know, but I thought... Don't
think, Daddy.

We'll do the thinking.

It's about time you got down here,
Robbie.

I'm sorry, Daddy.

You know how it upsets your mother not
to have breakfast with the whole family.

We're very sorry, Father Brewing. All I
ever wanted in life was a good hot

breakfast and a lot of grandchildren.

Please, Daddy.

Not now.

Why not now?

You two are just pissing my life away.

Shut up, Rock.

You are being crude.

I will not tolerate crude at this
breakfast table. If they don't want to

right now, that's their own business.

My parents brought me up to believe that
fornication was not for pleasure.

My doctor has clearly stated that unless
my temperature goes above normal, I

will not get pregnant.

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen, until
said time, as I get a fever, I don't

fuck! You don't need to raise your
voice. You know Miss Millie don't like

screaming at the breakfast table.

Well, if y 'all will excuse me, I've got
to get to the den and take care of some

business. Robbie, you come with me.

Pat, I want to see you in my office
later for some dictation.

Believe me, Robbie, I've studied all the
figures.

In order to be successful, we must
purchase Johnson Fertilizer Company.

But, Josh R .G., we can't buy Johnson's
Fertilizer. We don't have the assets. We

will. Just sign this here document and
we'll be on our way.

Why, this is the mortgage to this ranch.

You want to mortgage Daddy's ranch?

Listen to me.

Sign.

We've got to buy that company.

Because there ain't enough shit in this
town for the both of us.

I'm sorry, R .J.

I ain't signing nothing till I talk to
Daddy.

Forget the whole goddamn thing, then.

I'll find another way.

I got work to do.

Go on, you little pansy.

Well, excuse me.

How's my big lover?

Big as ever.

Amazing what a Texan can do with four
inches.

I'm bigger than Robbie. You told me
that.

Yes, dear. My husband has a teeny weeny.
And I'm better, too.

I overheard you at breakfast.

You're still giving him that I -only
-fuck -to -get -pregnant routine, aren't

you? Works like a charm. I'm saving my
entire body for you.

Pat, you got a lot of class.

Right now, I got a problem, and I need
some help.

I need you to sign Robbie's name to this
here document.

forgery. That is not forgery. The little
fuck is your husband. My brother.

Bull, you're asking me to commit a
crime.

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

Now you either sign that there document
or I'm going to show Robbie these

pictures I take of you with that black
dildo.

I got the best ones locked up in my
safe.

Baby, you're not serious after all we've
been through?

Sign.

Well, I'll have to practice a signature.

Eat mama's pussy and mama will give it a
try.

I ain't got time to eat mama's pussy.

Then mama doesn't have time to do any
forgery.

I'll eat mama's pussy.

Who is it?

It's Robbie, Mary Ellen. Can I talk to
you a minute?

Why, sure, Robbie. Come on in.

My goodness, Robbie, what a surprise.

I'm sorry, Mary Ellen. I just had a
phone call with somebody.

Would you like a drink? No, I think it's
too early for me.

Another? All right, thanks.

So, what is it, my darling brother -in
-law?

What can Mary Ellen do for you?

All wrong.

That's all. It's all wrong. You know,
RJ's trying to push me too far.

You know, one of these days he's going
to get me real mad.

I'm going to want to get even.

And when I get mad, I'm a pistol.

I've always thought that about you,
Robbie.

You bet.

You know, we have an awful lot in
common.

You bet.

What's that?

Well...

RJ and I don't get along.

And you and Pat really don't get along.

I hate RJ.

And you hate RJ.

How's that for a start?

Good start.

Good start.

You know, I've always admired you,
Robbie.

Really? Uh -huh.

Sit here closer to me.

I wouldn't want anyone to hear this.

Sure. I'm 28 years old.

Nearing the big 3 -0.

And I have found that as I get older, I
get more and more sexual.

No kidding.

Really.

I seem to think of sex all the time.

Dream about it, even.

Last night, I was sucking two big cocks
at once.

And they came all over my face.

You ever have a dream like that?

No, not really.

No, I guess not.

Anyway, since R .J. has seen fit not to
mess with me in so long, I've taken up

masturbation. As a matter of fact, I was
doing it when you knocked on the door.

Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

No, it's all right. It's all right.

Help me, please.

Robbie, you are talking to a woman who
has a... Desperate need to reach a

climax.

Help me.

Well, sure.

What? Just kiss me while I do it to
myself.

Come on, just kiss me.

You've kissed me before.

Remember last Christmas?

Sure do.

Then just kiss me, that's all.

there, Duke.

Someone call for a light bulb?

You know, Duke, I've always liked you.

I never thought of you as just a hired
hand.

Now look here, baby, you belong to RJ
and Robbie and I am not about to mess

their gal.

And why not? They ain't messed with me
in three and a half months.

Well, I don't want to hear about it.

You're talking about the men that I work
for.

I know, and I love them too.

They need help.

I need help.

You need help.

What the hell do? Let's help everybody.

Well, I'm for that.

It's a test for you and me, for RJ, for
all of us.

Well, what do you want me to do?

Well, I trust you'll say nothing about
this to anybody, Mary Ellen.

Tomorrow, same time, Robbie.

What's that?

See if you can read my lip.

Tomorrow, same time.

Okay, I'll be here.

Lord, forgive me.

Lord, forgive me.

I hope my mama doesn't find out about
this one.

Oh, damn.

Damn.

Oh, make me suck your cock. Oh.

Well, how the hell do I do that?

Tell me. Scream at me. Make me do it.
That's how RJ does it.

Suck my cock.

No.

All right.

You gotta make me do it.

I can't handle this, Pat.

Come on, you asshole. The blood's
rushing to my head.

Suck my cock before I bite your ass off.

Oh, I love it when you talk dirty.

That feels pretty good.

You and R .J. do this often?

Damn.

Well, I hope I don't drop you on your
head if I come.

You got a nut, boy.

Okay. Ow!

Ow! Eat my pussy.

Okay.

Whip me.

Alright. Ow!

Ow!

Eat my pussy.

Okay.

Whip me. Alright.

Ow! Eat my pussy.

I'd sure wish you'd make up your mind.

is hurting my cock, baby.

Shut up, you panda.

Hi, Pat.

Hi, R .J.

What you doing with all my ropes and
stuff, woman?

I was just trying to tie myself up so
when you got back to the office, if you

felt like it, you wouldn't have to waste
any time.

You know I don't like no one playing
with my ropes and webs.

Whose clothes are those?

I don't know, R .J.

Better never be cheating on me now, Pat.

No, R .J.

Now, let's say we get your ass out there
and play with your typewriter and

filing cabinets.

Yes, I will.

CW. This is RJ.

Yeah, you still got J .O. working for
you?

That's good.

Yeah, I got a little job on the QT
forum.

That's right.

The M .L. Johnson Fertilizer Company.

I want the whole plant burned to the
ground.

Except the manure.

I want his shit.

Pay you cash when the job's done.

That's right.

Same price as the Rollins job.

Good luck.

I'm going to the kitchen to get myself a
beer.

Is there anything you want me to do
while you're gone?

Yeah.

Clean this shit up.

Okay.

Is he gone?

Yeah, but not for long.

I ain't taking any chances. I'm getting
out of here.

Why do they always leave me with the
dirty work?

And at his press conference held earlier
today, the president of the United

States was quoted as saying, who needs
their oil anyway?

I think I'm going to go check on the
horses.

Earlier this evening, tragedy struck the
Johnson Fertilizer Plant.

Fire gutted the entire structure,
causing an estimated $2 .5 million in

Miraculously, the storage sheds housing
over 72 ,000 tons of manure avoided

damage. The cause of this spectacular
blaze is unknown at this time.

In Fallbrook, a Mary Lou Brown was
attacked by what appeared to be a sex

-starved goat.

Miss Brown was unavailable for comment.

Come on, baby. Come to daddy.

Come on.

Don't play hard to get. Come to daddy.
Come on.

Come on, honey.

Come on.

Come to daddy.

Duke! What the hell are you doing? None
of your business, Robbie.

Come to daddy. What are you trying to do
with that chicken? When I catch that

chicken, I'm going to screw that bitch
like she's never been screwed before.

Quiet down, you jealous son of a bitch!

Oh, my God.

Come on, Robbie. If you was as hard up
as I, you'd understand.

Oh, my God.

Robbie, chickens ain't so bad.

Beats yanking off.

Really? Come on.

Come to daddy.

Come on.

Don't play hard to get.

How you doing?

How you doing?

Okay.

You still doing that pregnant bullshit
with Robbie?

Yep. You still doing that I'm too drunk
to fuck with RJ?

Yep. Do you know where they are right
now?

Mine's fucking with the horses and yours
is getting drunk watching the food.

Wonderful.

Your place or mine?

Oh, you little bitch.

Uh...

Beautiful.

Ah.

Get over on your hands and knees.

Ugh.

Don't.

Oh, oh, oh.

We were all very sorry to hear about
your little mishap, Mr. Johnson.

But if you need any help, like getting
rid of any remaining stock you might

have, why, don't hesitate to let us
know.

You hear, Mr. Johnson?

My regards to your wife.

Pat, darling, I think...

Let the old fart go for the deal.

What do you say that you and I get it on
and celebrate?

About time, you big stud.

Say it again, baby.

Fuck me, you big cowboy.

Yeah, come on.

got some great news, everybody.

Johnson is ready to sell.

Lyndon Johnson?

No, Daddy, not Lyndon Johnson. He's
dead.

M .L. Johnson.

Where would Martin want to sell out?

Well, let's just say that he had a
little prearranged misfortune and I just

happened to take full advantage of the
situation.

You asshole.

Mother. Don't you mother me, you dummy.

What did you do to Martin?

Nothing much. Just a little fire, that's
all.

Stupid fuckhead.

Don't you know that Martin Johnson is my
brother?

Gee, Mama, I didn't know that.

How would you know anything? You got
your head up your ass.

You're damn right.

Shut up, Rock.

R .J., you're fired.

You can't fire me, Mama.

As long as I got 51 % of the voting
stock, I can.

And I do.

And you're fired, R .J.

And furthermore, I want you out of this
house.

Very well, then.

Mary Ellen, let's go.

I'd rather stay here, if it's all right
with Miss Millie. Mary Ellen, you are

always welcome here, honey.

Well, that's just fine.

You folks won't have R .J. to kick
around anymore.

Well... I guess that makes me the new
boss of the company.

Over my dead body.

Daddy. You're a creep, Robbie.

And besides that, you're stupid.

You're so dumb, you'd probably try to
fuck a chicken.

Daddy. Why don't the two of you get out
of here and open up a taco stand?

That's fine.

Pat, we are leaving.

I'd like to stay also, if it's all
right. You're always welcome here, my

It's exciting.

You've been wanting to get back in
business and play with that shit.

Guess now you're going to have your
chance.

I'm sure ready.

Well, I'm sorry to intrude.

It's okay, Duke. Come on in and have a
drink.

Hey, Duke, you look terrific.

Yeah, you do.

Well, I'm kind of celebrating.

Tell us about it.

Well, I was in the den the other day and
I overheard R .J. hiring some guy to

burn down old man Johnson's factory.

Yeah? That's right, so I called him and
I told him about it.

Naturally, he was mighty pissed.

So me and old man Johnson, we made a
deal.

I showed him how to handle his
fertilizer, and now I'm a partner.

You mean?

That's right.

I'm full of shit.

All right!

You know, I've been thinking about it.

These two companies have been competing
for years.

And what we ought to do is merge.

Get all that shit into one big pile, so
to speak.

Great idea, Duke.

You talk real good.

Well, I'll just get started on that in
the morning, my darling.

You know, Miss Millie, I think it might
be nice for Duke to move into the house.

Instead of staying in that cold, old
bunkhouse, he could have my room and I

could move in with Pat.

Well, I guess it's settled.

Duke, welcome to the family.

Hi, Duke.

Don't you think it's about time we
finish what we started?

Well, yeah.

Well, then get on in.

I ain't never been this clean in all my
life.

Damn.

What?

in my mouth.

I've read about it in books, but
nobody's ever had the guts to try it.

Yeah,

sure.

Hi, Pat.

Hi, Duke.

What the heck's going on?

Well, Mary Ellen and I were having a
conversation across the hall. Yeah?

And we were wondering... Well, actually,
it was more of an argument.

And we were wondering if you'd come
across and help us settle it.

Well, sure. What the heck time is it
anyway?

Oh, I don't know. It's late. And I'm
really sorry to bother you this late.

could you come across and help us? All
right.

All right.

Now, what the hell are you girls
fighting about now?

Well, it's a little embarrassing,
really.

See, Pat said I was sexless.

Sexless? Oh, come on. What do you mean
by that?

Sexless. She said R .J. never wanted to
make love to me because I don't know how

to please a man in bed.

I can't imagine that.

It's true. That's what she said.

What I said was you were most likely a
lousy lady.

Well, I'm not.

I'm just not.

I'm a good leg.

Well, I can believe you there, Earl. I
can believe you there.

Now, you must understand, Duke.

When someone says something like that,
it casts all sorts of aspersions on the

one to whom it was said.

Well, I can understand that.

And I swear, if I can't get rid of those
nasty aspersions right away, I swear I

might just join a convent.

Well, we don't want you to go and do
that.

Then fuck me, Duke.

Fuck me now.

Well, I guess I can do that.

Oh. Oh.

You sit on his face while I fuck him.

I love you.

Oh, God.

You asleep?

No.

Why not?

Thinking.

About what?

Things.

What things?

Me.

You.

It.

It'll be fine.

Good thing we finally threw him out.

I know that.

Millie.

Huh?

I guess you really know what's been
going on around here.

Right?

You bet.

R .J. was messing around with Pat, which
in turn upset Mary Ellen something

awful.

As a result of that, Mary Ellen decided
to get even by enticing Robbie into R

.J.'s bedroom.

Of course, the two girls knew what was
going on all the time.

So out of total boredom, they decided to
have a little more fun and took

liberties with each other.

During all of this activity, little
Lindy finally reached puberty and

focused her attention on Duke.

Kevin only knows what's going on up
there right now.

But I do know this.

Someone has stolen all our bananas.

Bananas? I was talking about the
tractor.

What tractor?

Big John, you broke down yesterday.

What were you talking about?

That I found.

Thank you.

You were fantastic.

I just wanted to thank you. You made
that woman very, very happy.

Right, right.

A happy woman's a good woman.

That's right. You got a point there.

And that happy woman's a shrew.

She can work against you, rip your balls
off without you ever knowing it would

happen. I've seen it happen. Terrible.

Terrible.

They could say things behind your back,
make up things.

Lies, terrible things.

First thing you know, you're destroyed
and you never know how it happened.

That's right.

But a happy, content woman, a fulfilled
woman, now there's a woman a man can

trust.

Pat? Yes, Duke?

You wanna fuck?

That would be nice.

Come. Come.

Thank you.

Oh, no.

That was beautiful, Duke.

I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow?

I hope I see you tomorrow.

Oh.

Dookie.

Oh, Dookie.

Dookie.

You darn fucked every girl on...

Can't take it no more.

Oh, I need some rest.

Need some rest.

What

the

hell is that?

Come on in.

Oh, not tonight, baby.

Bye -bye.