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Previously on Georgia and Mandy's First
Marriage.
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Tim, we have a situation.
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What's going on?
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I found this in Connor's bathroom.
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What am I looking at?
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A pregnancy test.
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Oh my God, did he get that girl
pregnant?
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I don't know.
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Okay, everything's fine.
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You talked to him?
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Better. I went to the drugstore and got
the pregnancy test instructions.
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Tim! One line is negative. She's not
pregnant.
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Oh, thank God.
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No kidding.
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But you still have to talk to him.
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Why? We're good.
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Yes? We need to talk.
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Look, I don't know what's going on in
your personal life. She broke up with
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Still no corner, huh?
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He hasn't been out of his room all day.
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Poor guy.
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He'll be down when he's ready.
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Are you sure he's still up there? My
sister runs away all the time.
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Yeah, I don't think he can run away from
home at 27.
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I wouldn't know all my children are
still here.
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He didn't run away. I heard him moving
around.
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You were listening at his door?
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It's called parenting, and I'm good at
it.
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I'll check on him after dinner.
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Oh, thank you. That's so sweet. Hold on.
What are you going to say?
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Don't know. I don't usually think about
stuff before I say it.
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We're working on that.
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Just remember, he's in a vulnerable
place.
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I know. Oh, and don't badmouth Chloe,
because if they get back together,
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look like a jerk.
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Like this one did with Georgie?
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That was different. I also said those
things to his face.
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We're working on that.
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And don't say nice things about Chloe,
either. We don't want him trying to get
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her back.
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Y 'all, I've been dumped before. I know
how bad it feels.
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Oh, my God. I married you and gave you a
baby. Move on.
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Yes? Hey, it's Georgie. Brought you some
food.
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No, thanks.
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Are you sure?
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It's meatloaf.
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The end piece?
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All burnt and chewy.
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Thanks.
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Hold on.
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What? I was thinking we could hang out
and talk a bit.
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I'd rather not.
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Wasn't really asking.
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I just want you to know I get what
you're going through.
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You do?
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When your sister broke up with me, it
hurt like hell.
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Couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, couldn't
even turn on Baywatch.
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And they just added Yasmine Blake.
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Well, I feel like... Hold on.
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Hi.
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I was just...
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Okay, talk to me.
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Everything was good, but when she
thought she was pregnant, it all
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Been there.
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She didn't see me as a struggling
musician anymore. Suddenly, I was a guy
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without a job who lives with his parents
and can barely take care of himself.
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You don't know that.
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She said those actual words.
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Yeah. It's not like she has her life
together. Her music's not going
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Her family doesn't talk to her. You've
got every right to be upset.
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I'm going to call her and tell her how I
feel.
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No, no, no. You don't want to do that.
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Why not?
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I'm hurting. Why shouldn't she?
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Trust me. There's no version of you
making her feel guilty that goes your
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But it'll feel so good.
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Bro, I'm telling you, you've got to ride
this one out.
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I don't know if I can.
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Whatever you want to say to her, say to
me.
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That's silly.
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Try it. It might make you feel better.
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Fine.
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How could you do this?
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You said you loved me.
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Keep going. I trusted you, and you turn
around and break my heart.
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Let it out. We wrote songs together. I
introduced you to my family. We had mind
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-blowing monkey sex every day for a
month.
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And it's out.
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I hate to see him like this.
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Heartbreak's just a part of growing up.
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You know, there was a time we didn't
know if he'd even have friends, let
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girlfriend. And look at what she did to
him.
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He saw a naked woman take the win.
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How can you put a positive spin on this?
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Well, we thought he might be alone
forever.
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Instead, there was a girl.
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He had a pregnancy scare.
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Or he had a pregnancy scare.
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Not Benny.
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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You know, it's kind of like Pinocchio.
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He's becoming a real boy.
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Then what was he before?
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This is a good thing, Audrey.
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Hey. What?
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What the hell?
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What if I call her, but I promise to
stay calm?
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Dude, we've been over this. You've got
to be strong.
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I feel like I'm going crazy.
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I'm so sorry.
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Thank you. Now get out.
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But I'm hurting.
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I know.
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Get out.
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Why don't we let her sleep and you and
me watch a movie? Get your mind off
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things. What are you thinking?
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It's hard to be sad watching Jim Carrey.
I don't know if I'm in the mood for a
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comedy. Stephen King, Cujo, Shining, Pet
Sematary. You know I heard Shawshank
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Redemption is Stephen King. Yeah, don't
say that. Oh my God, get out!
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Are you sure I shouldn't see Rocky 1, 2,
and 3 first?
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Nah, 4 is really when the series finds
itself.
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Fine, I don't want to talk to you
anymore either.
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You were right. Shouldn't have called
her.
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What, you called?
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Adrian flew to Russia to support Rocky,
and I believed in love again.
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I told you it would make things worse.
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I couldn't help it.
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Where's your backbone, man?
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I'm doing my best.
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If you're not going to listen to me,
leave me out of it. What is going on out
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here? He called her. You called her?
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I called her.
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Why would you do that?
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I told him not to. How many times am I
going to get woken up over this? He
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called her.
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Why would you do that?
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Don't be mean to him.
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Okay, Cece.
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Time to play put the toys away.
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Can you help Mommy?
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Sorry, you're busy. Why don't you get
back to me?
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Hello. What's up?
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Can you help me make a resume?
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Why?
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I need to get my life together.
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Okay. Pick up all this crap and I'll go
get the laptop.
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Sure.
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Come on, Cece, help Uncle Connor.
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You ever made a resume before?
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I've never seen a resume before.
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Okay, well, here's mine. We can use it
as a template.
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You type 75 words a minute. Do you want
my help or not?
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You have so much experience. I have
none.
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That's okay. Let's just start with
education.
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You graduated high school.
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Barely. You went to college?
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I crashed and burned in six weeks.
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Well, that's way more than Georgie, and
he runs a business.
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Are you trying to make me feel worse?
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Okay, what about skills?
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You play like every instrument.
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Look how far it's gotten me.
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I even suck at girls, and that's the one
thing musicians are good at.
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Okay, let's at least put down your phone
number.
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What, so my mommy can answer when they
call?
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New plan.
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Day drinking.
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That is the time -honored refuge of the
downtrodden.
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Yep, and another thing musicians are
really good at.
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I remember when me and my first
boyfriend broke up.
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Was that Dan?
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You remember him?
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He used to call me Con -Nerd.
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Yeah, he was great.
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What's going on here?
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I'm drinking my problems away.
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Isn't it a little early?
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What's in your hand?
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Cheers.
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Have you ever dealt with anything like
this?
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A breakup?
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Sure. Really? Your mom broke up?
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I wasn't only with your mother.
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I had a life. I sowed my oats.
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Ew.
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Hey, if it wasn't for my oats, you
wouldn't be here.
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So, uh, who was she?
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Pamela Jankowski.
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She's two years older than me in all the
right places.
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Ew!
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I used to walk her home from school,
carried her book, gave her my class ring
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wear.
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Then her dad got transferred and they
moved away.
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Aw. Yeah, well, you know, we promised
we'd write, but one letter a week turned
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into one letter a month.
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Finally, got a...
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Box in the mail with my ring in it and a
note that
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said she'd met someone else.
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But I'm over it.
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And here's your keys.
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Thanks. Oh, you like Pearl Jam?
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Yeah. Cool.
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I don't mean to be rude, but do you have
a boyfriend?
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You're asking me out?
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No, no. I'm married.
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But my brother -in -law sings, and he
loves music.
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I saw Pearl Jam a couple years ago.
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In Denton? Yeah.
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I was at that show. So good.
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Yeah. What are you doing? It's called
customer service.
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You're hitting on her.
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You're hitting on her. For a corner.
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Great guy. More hair than this one.
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I'm gonna go now.
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Can I at least get your number?
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Or can I?
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Congratulations. You scared her off.
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She'll be back.
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How do you know? She got a Subaru with
180 ,000 miles on it.
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She needs me.
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Oh, yeah!
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Drink, sucker!
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Why are you so good at this?
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Six years of college, sucker!
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Mandy's showing us what she learned in
college.
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That Dad paid for because he's a what?
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Sucker.
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So this is your plan? Get him drunk?
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Dad was actually telling me about the
first time he got dumped.
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Ugh, Pamela Jankowski.
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You're just jealous because she took my
flower.
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Ew.
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How much have you had to drink? And
who's watching Cece?
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Oh, relax, Captain Buzzkill.
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Drop, drop, it marries on the beer run.
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I'm not Captain Buzzkill.
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Great, there you go.
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There's a ping pong ball in there.
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Oops, sorry.
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So did anyone ever break your heart?
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Actually, I've never been dumped.
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Hey,
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just because I did the breaking up
doesn't mean it was easy.
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It's hard to be that person, too.
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Ladies!
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What's going on?
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Beer pong!
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You're on my team.
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Who's watching the baby?
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She's at your mother's, Captain
Buzzkill.
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There you go.
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Ooh, you know what we should do?
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Order a pizza?
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No. Well, yes.
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But also, box up everything that Chloe
left in your room and set
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it on fire. Yeah!
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Screw that bitch.
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00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:28,510
Hold on. Let's all take a little break.
Nobody's setting anything on fire.
259
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:29,970
It's official.
260
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,150
You married a dork.
261
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,810
This is so nice.
262
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:42,750
Getting drunk as a family.
263
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:45,730
Thank you for today.
264
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,910
Oh, don't thank me.
265
00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:49,890
Thank Lone Star.
266
00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:54,830
I know what I need to do now. If you try
and call her, I will kill you.
267
00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:59,190
No. I'm going to buckle down and focus
on my music.
268
00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:00,589
Good for you.
269
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,630
You going to start a band?
270
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,090
Or teach?
271
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,250
Better.
272
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:07,650
I'm going to write some songs and send
them to Dr. Demento.
273
00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:11,990
He is a psychiatrist.
274
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:14,470
He's a DJ.
275
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:18,210
He plays all kinds of cool underground
stuff on his show.
276
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:19,470
I'm sorry.
277
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,920
The plan to turn your life around is
sending a tape to someone named Demento?
278
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,120
Dr. Demento.
279
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,360
Ah!
280
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,500
Didn't mean to diminish his medical
degree.
281
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,500
I need to get to work.
282
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,140
He's gonna live here forever.
283
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,520
Or... He's gonna live...
284
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,840
Is that the song?
285
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:15,800
It's sounding good, Bubba.
286
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,940
No, this is just a little pump -up music
I wrote to get myself psyched to write
287
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:20,940
the song.
288
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,620
Oh, like Rocky's training music.
289
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,840
Exactly.
290
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,420
I finished my song.
291
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,260
Oh, play it. Play it.
292
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,300
It's called Do the Axolotl.
293
00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,780
I'm already confused.
294
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:39,760
An axle what?
295
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,480
An axolotl.
296
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,030
It's a Mexican salamander.
297
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:53,970
Puffing up blood on the side of the
road.
298
00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:58,770
I've been run over by a heavy load.
299
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:06,150
But life's no issue when I regenerate my
tissues.
300
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,220
More confused.
301
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,000
It's about the breakup.
302
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,120
How is this about the breakup?
303
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:23,540
I did some research, and it turns out an
axolotl is one of the few creatures on
304
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,040
Earth that can regenerate its own heart.
305
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,700
That's what I'm hoping to do.
306
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,680
Why didn't you say that in the song?
307
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,120
I did. Were you even listening?
308
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,980
Come on, do it!
309
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:39,060
It's so good.
310
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,060
So you get it.
311
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:43,580
It's so good.
312
00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:27,950
Do the axolotl.
313
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,530
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do the axolotl.
314
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,670
Coughing up blood on the side of the
road.
315
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,510
I've been run over by a heavy load.
316
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:48,870
Catchy.
317
00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:53,830
But life's no issue when I regenerate my
tissue.
318
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,890
Do the axolotl.
319
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,110
I like it.
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