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What do you think? Nice?
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Nice weather?
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Not bad.
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Not bad.
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It'll do.
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It'll do. This is beautiful.
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Shall we stay here and relax here, or
shall we move off to Alicante?
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No, no, stay here.
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What more do we want?
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Look at this.
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I don't think we can think better than
this.
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No, no, never.
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It's a nice place, isn't it? It's set
there.
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Never.
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No, no, if we get, if we move.
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Everywhere we go is going to be crowded,
like it normally is.
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Do you remember what we wore 50 years
ago?
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Oh, yeah.
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Eh? Just a couple of clothes on a small
corner.
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They were good old days, though.
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Well, yeah, you say they were good old
days.
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When was the blue sky then? No,
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I'll make you right on that, yeah.
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I'll definitely make you right. Peace
and quiet.
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But they were good days, I must confess.
It wasn't the last we used to have.
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The fun we used to have? Oh, yeah, Mum
was good.
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Oh, yeah, very good.
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I mean, I can't complain about my life.
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No, no, no, no.
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It's getting better and better.
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Whoever would have dreamt where we are
now, you know, back then?
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Just ever onward and upward, you know,
as we get older.
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I can't believe our luck, honestly.
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Do you remember all those lovely girls
you used to have all those years ago?
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Well, yeah, yeah, I do, yeah, of course
I do.
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But they was always a bit white, weren't
they? Because we never saw any sun.
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Yeah, John, you must remember all those
lovely girls we had all over those
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years. Oh, no.
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I don't know, I can't remember them now.
There were so many of them.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that tall one.
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You passed her on to me. Yeah, that's
right. Yeah, no, no. Oh, yeah, she was
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right. Yeah, that's right. And then the
ginger one.
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But then it starts to get blurred,
doesn't it? You know, we used to go down
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dark for them. Oh, yeah.
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I don't know, I can't, you know. I can
remember way back from when we first
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started. There was little Tiffany.
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You remember her, little girl? Oh, yeah.
She was lovely.
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Oh, yeah, I remember her. You remember
her? And how about the other girl,
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Veronica?
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Oh, yes. She had something wrong with
her arm or something.
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Now you're coming back to me. Do it!
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Even now. She must be joking.
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A couple of old farts like us.
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Anyway, who'd do it with us?
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Especially you, the state of the world.
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That's right. Boy, look at me.
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I always had a job, didn't I? Yeah, I
know what you're saying.
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But maybe we can get some ugly ones.
Fat, ugly ones.
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They're still lovely ladies, some of
them. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll give you
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You know, they're more likely to put up
with us, aren't they, than these dollies
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now.
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Too fucking...
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Yeah, we know.
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And I don't want to be humiliated.
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Yeah, look at that. Look, ugly little
bitch over by the gate there. Look,
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that'll do, won't it?
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She's not ugly.
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You don't stand a bleeding hope with
her. You must be joking.
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What's got into your mind now? I don't
know. I think I could handle that. I
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could even deal with that one myself.
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Even now, my age.
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Bloody good luck to you. Let's try it.
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Come, come over here.
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We've been talking about our history,
John and I, about the different times of
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following that, yeah?
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So now in our later years...
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We're thinking whether we could
recapture that again.
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You understand?
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Our history of yesteryear.
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All the girls we had, the fun we had.
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Because we're getting on with it.
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Because now we capture that youth we
used to have with all those girls.
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So how about you, John and I, fucking?
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Yes.
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Do you want to fuck with us?
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Of course.
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Why not?
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You must be joking. You can't fuck her.
You've got a dodgy ticker.
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Anyway, what are you going to do? Are we
going to pick you up off the bloody
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floor? Yeah, you were right.
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I don't know.
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I think... How about you just fuck with
my friend, John?
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Why not?
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Tick, tick, tick.
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Go on.
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Go on.
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Well, John, how about that?
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Well, very distant memories, but yeah,
it is coming back.
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Don't think about your wife, as you
won't get an erection if you think about
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at home. My wife puts the kibosh on it
anyway, so I'm going to enjoy this.
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Good boy, you do that.
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Lucky son.
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The robot being around for too long,
have they?
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No.
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No.
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I think you're right there.
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I mean, mine will be full.
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All your memories have come flooding
back, Martha.
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Too right.
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Memories are coming and larding.
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Look at that there.
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Watch this, John.
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I feel so bad about it now.
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I'm lucky, son.
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I'm down for a walk on the beach, John.
Well, good luck to you, mate.
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Well, enjoy yourself.
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I'll do my best here. I'll try.
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See you, bro.
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Yeah, see you, mate. See you, brother.
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Would you believe it?
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I've got an erection I'm holding
already.
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Yes,
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please.
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Thank you.
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I can't believe this.
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The dream come true.
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I love it.
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for this acquisition.
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Done well, John?
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Oh, I'm just out. I've lost my head.
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I've come all right. A tent peg and
bedouin.
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Ah, welcome!
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