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What do you think? Nice?

Nice weather?

Not bad.

Not bad.

It'll do.

It'll do. This is beautiful.

Shall we stay here and relax here, or shall we move off to Alicante?

No, no, stay here.

What more do we want?

Look at this.

I don't think we can think better than this.

No, no, never.

It's a nice place, isn't it? It's set there.

Never.

No, no, if we get, if we move.

Everywhere we go is going to be crowded, like it normally is.

Do you remember what we wore 50 years ago?

Oh, yeah.

Eh? Just a couple of clothes on a small corner.

They were good old days, though.

Well, yeah, you say they were good old days.

When was the blue sky then? No,

I'll make you right on that, yeah.

I'll definitely make you right. Peace and quiet.

But they were good days, I must confess. It wasn't the last we used to have.

The fun we used to have? Oh, yeah, Mum was good.

Oh, yeah, very good.

I mean, I can't complain about my life.

No, no, no, no.

It's getting better and better.

Whoever would have dreamt where we are now, you know, back then?

Just ever onward and upward, you know, as we get older.

I can't believe our luck, honestly.

Do you remember all those lovely girls you used to have all those years ago?

Well, yeah, yeah, I do, yeah, of course I do.

But they was always a bit white, weren't they? Because we never saw any sun.

Yeah, John, you must remember all those lovely girls we had all over those

years. Oh, no.

I don't know, I can't remember them now. There were so many of them.

Oh, yeah, I remember that tall one.

You passed her on to me. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, no, no. Oh, yeah, she was

right. Yeah, that's right. And then the ginger one.

But then it starts to get blurred, doesn't it? You know, we used to go down

dark for them. Oh, yeah.

I don't know, I can't, you know. I can remember way back from when we first

started. There was little Tiffany.

You remember her, little girl? Oh, yeah. She was lovely.

Oh, yeah, I remember her. You remember her? And how about the other girl,

Veronica?

Oh, yes. She had something wrong with her arm or something.

Now you're coming back to me. Do it!

Even now. She must be joking.

A couple of old farts like us.

Anyway, who'd do it with us?

Especially you, the state of the world.

That's right. Boy, look at me.

I always had a job, didn't I? Yeah, I know what you're saying.

But maybe we can get some ugly ones. Fat, ugly ones.

They're still lovely ladies, some of them. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll give you

You know, they're more likely to put up with us, aren't they, than these dollies

now.

Too fucking...

Yeah, we know.

And I don't want to be humiliated.

Yeah, look at that. Look, ugly little bitch over by the gate there. Look,

that'll do, won't it?

She's not ugly.

You don't stand a bleeding hope with her. You must be joking.

What's got into your mind now? I don't know. I think I could handle that. I

could even deal with that one myself.

Even now, my age.

Bloody good luck to you. Let's try it.

Come, come over here.

We've been talking about our history, John and I, about the different times of

following that, yeah?

So now in our later years...

We're thinking whether we could recapture that again.

You understand?

Our history of yesteryear.

All the girls we had, the fun we had.

Because we're getting on with it.

Because now we capture that youth we used to have with all those girls.

So how about you, John and I, fucking?

Yes.

Do you want to fuck with us?

Of course.

Why not?

You must be joking. You can't fuck her. You've got a dodgy ticker.

Anyway, what are you going to do? Are we going to pick you up off the bloody

floor? Yeah, you were right.

I don't know.

I think... How about you just fuck with my friend, John?

Why not?

Tick, tick, tick.

Go on.

Go on.

Well, John, how about that?

Well, very distant memories, but yeah, it is coming back.

Don't think about your wife, as you won't get an erection if you think about

at home. My wife puts the kibosh on it anyway, so I'm going to enjoy this.

Good boy, you do that.

Lucky son.

The robot being around for too long, have they?

No.

No.

I think you're right there.

I mean, mine will be full.

All your memories have come flooding back, Martha.

Too right.

Memories are coming and larding.

Look at that there.

Watch this, John.

I feel so bad about it now.

I'm lucky, son.

I'm down for a walk on the beach, John. Well, good luck to you, mate.

Well, enjoy yourself.

I'll do my best here. I'll try.

See you, bro.

Yeah, see you, mate. See you, brother.

Would you believe it?

I've got an erection I'm holding already.

Yes,

please.

Thank you.

I can't believe this.

The dream come true.

I love it.

for this acquisition.

Done well, John?

Oh, I'm just out. I've lost my head.

I've come all right. A tent peg and bedouin.

Ah, welcome!