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Well, as you know, you come to me and I'm very pleased to see you as a

therapist. I am a therapist to help people with whatever problems they've

And I'm sure it benefits you. It's going to do you no end of good if you can

take something in and look at yourself as well. So that's what, think about

yourself and the whole.

So that's about what therapy is. So I hope you're looking forward to having

therapy.

I don't like therapy.

Well, you know, you can view it in different ways. You've got to take it in

depth, therapy.

It's rather like art.

I don't like art.

Well, I think that's a bit of a global statement, isn't it, Matt? I think, you

know, you've got to look at it, as I say, look at everything in depth.

Look at Picasso, then.

I don't like Picasso.

Well,

there we go,

you see.

But, you know, we mentioned the previous three great, but take a modern one, a

modern, you know, wonderful singer like Tom Jones.

Because it all comes back to the same root. You know, you can see here's the

influence of classics in anybody's singing.

Once again, it's the depth and the... I don't like those ones.

Well, let's take yet another art form and see how that fits you. You know,

we call in therapy, it's called terpsichore.

I don't suppose you know what that is, but you know it as dancing.

I don't like dance.

Well, let's take a specific, then, of dancing.

Somebody whose whole life's presentation, on film particularly, was

mixture of ballet and modern, and that's Fred Astaire. You must know who Fred

Astaire is.

I don't like Fred Astaire.

Well, you must like.

Fred Astaire, are you sure you've seen his films? There's enough black and

films on there. And my goodness, you know, he's a wonderful, nice, subtle,

super dancer like that. Especially when he was with Rita Hayworth, you know,

dancing away there.

They had such, how can I put it, sex appeals about that.

I like sex.

Let's have sex therapy.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

This can't be, this can't be. I'd lose my licence. This is so inappropriate.

Somebody with your sort of problems, you should be thinking of art. As we

discussed before, the factory and the painting, even literature, you can spend

so much time benefiting from that.

This is for an intimate relationship.

You need a completely different therapist for this.

I just can't help you in any way at all. I'm completely inexperienced at this.

I just have no worldly knowledge of this sort of therapy at all.

I really think your aims in life are even directed in the way that I'm...

apparently, some people aim.

You coming along, having a message you need is help just coming along in life,

not in an intimate relationship.

But in life as a whole, doing it all, as we discuss the structure of it and

looking behind what there is in life, not just your, I suppose, focus of

infatuation, you just can't continue in life like that. You'll never get

anywhere. You really, you can't go into an object and just stop and do that work

you just paid to do.

And the way that I can offer it and give it to you, with all the depth of my

experience, and you come up with a flaunting of yourself that, well, I just

can't cope with. I really can't.

Oh, hell and damnation.

All right.

Let's have sex, then. Oh, you'll have to show me what to do, though, because I'm

not a sex therapist.

Look what you've done to me.

Thank you.

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It's good therapy.

Oh, some therapy.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

Oh.

Bye bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

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