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♪ Step on the scene, step on the scene ♪

♪ Lights, beaming, beaming ♪

[Kim Kardashian]
Previously, on The Kardashians...

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[crew cheering]

I'm really excited
to just have All's Fair wrapped

and behind me so that I can dive
right into studying

and make that my number one focus.

I have a huge law school test
in two weeks.

I don't know how you're doing it.

I study nine hours a day every day.

I am feeling a little bit overwhelmed.

Protect Calabasas.

[protesters] Protect Calabasas!

[Kourtney] These moms are not gonna stop.

You don't wanna mess with moms.

[reporter] How far
are you willing to take this?

Would you go to jail?

I'm breastfeeding, so no,
I actually can't go to jail.

My general vibe
is more casual, effortless.

Kim and Khloé's outfits right now,

like, I've moved on from that era.

Good for you, babe.

Who does that?

There is a Bible that my dad gave O.J.

Khloé saw it and was like, "Oh, my God."

So, I was like, "Oh, I have
to get this for her birthday."

[♪ dramatic music playing]

♪ I'ma go ♪

♪ We do what we want to ♪

-[horse neighing]
-♪ Are you ready for it? ♪

♪ Are you ready for it? ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Come on, it's time for the show ♪

-[people chattering]
-[gate rattling]

-Aw.
-[softly whinnying]

So, I have been riding horses. [laughing]

Can I talk about anything else
on this show besides horses?

-[producer] Well, but let's not be hard--
-No, it's fine.

I am a actual cowgirl.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.

-[producer] What?
-I'm having a baby...

horse.

I think I have the most gorgeous baby.

And I know everyone says that
about their children.

But I really believe
that I have the most gorgeous horse baby.

I'm a horse girl if anyone's surprised

or didn't know that about me yet.

I have a life, I swear.

There's no way I don't see you come out--

Do you see why I bring Harry around?
[chuckles]

[Harry] There's no way I don't see you
coming out on top.

-This is-- We're gonna work--
-He's my positive--

By the age of 33.

I decided to try competing.

I haven't done that since
I was like literally a kid.

I've gotten so into it,
I love challenging myself.

But yeah, I jump...

Like, right now,
I'm at meter tens for the first time,

and I'm so nervous
and I can't get outta my head

'cause my horses can... [clicks tongue]

...jump over the moon.

I'm just a pussy.

When we're out there, just be like
at a distance just 'cause I...

-...don't want it to feel obvious.
-[camera operator] Yeah.

-Especially 'cause I get nervous.
-[camera operator] Yeah.

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Right here, right now ♪

[♪ "Right Here Right Now"
by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Now! ♪

[Kendall] I ride at the horse show
under an alias

to protect my privacy and my nerves

'cause I'm already, like, nervous enough

and I think that if I felt
like eyes were on me,

I'd be, like, even more nervous.

[horn honking]

Hey.

-[Harry] [chuckling] What?
-What?

[laughing] Perfect timing.

This is going to be an amazing week.

I'm feeling so relaxed
since my meditation with Kendall.

I'm gonna be on Khloé's podcast,
which I'm really excited about.

Something that I have tried
to talk her into doing

for about three years.

And the whole family's coming
to Palm Springs for Easter.

And speaking of Palm Springs,

I am at Kendall's horse show today.

I love to watch Kendall
at her horse shows.

It really makes me happy.

I've been watching her ride horses
since she was a little girl.

[Kendall] The first horse
my parents got for me,

I must have been 10 or 11.

I mean, as a mom, I just want
to make my kids happy.

And when they figure out what they love

and what they're interested in,
there's nothing better.

[♪ gentle country music playing]

When she was a little girl,

she started to take horseback
riding lessons in the neighborhood,

and I used to say to her,
"Kendall, when you get a horse,

we'll get you a saddle."

[Kendall] It was Christmas morning.

There's a video of it on the internet.

My dad was recording it

as she would everything when we were kids.

I bought this amazing saddle
that she had her eyes on,

and she opened it up, and I said,
"Well, what's outside?"

Go out in the driveway.

[kids screaming]

[Kylie] Wait, Kendall! Wait!

This fabulous woman
was waiting outside with a pony.

-[Kylie] Go, go, go, go.
-[Kendall] Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry!

She ran out. She was hysterical crying.

-Oh.
-[Kris] Hi. Good morning.

[Rob] It's so cool.

So, of course, then I'm hysterical crying.

[Kendall] It's one of my favorite videos,
like, literally, on the planet.

The horse was probably scared to death,

but it was one of the most memorable
Christmases you could ever imagine.

It was so much fun.

We came here--
I'm trying to be a good mom.

I wanna support my daughter.

She's gonna jump the biggest,

-highest jump she's ever jumped.
-[Harry] That is true.

[camera operator] Okay.

-No scene to be caused.
-[Harry] There's been one person--

I know how to cause a [bleep] scene.

I could cause a scene
if I wanna cause a scene.

-That is true.
-But me in a random baseball hat

does not cause a [bleep] scene.

-That is true.
-Right?

-No one even cared.
-No one cared.

My mom, she likes attention,

and God bless.

I couldn't be more opposite.

Really quick.

[fan] Thank you so much.

I'm sweating right now
even thinking about it.

Like, I don't like being
the center of attention whatsoever.

And I just, I can't handle it.

Y'all all get in there.

[camera shutter clicks]

Listen, I can't help it if I have my fans
following me around.

[fans] Thank you so much.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

When I go out, people follow.

-Hi, everybody [laughs]
-[crowd cheering]

At the end of the day, I'm Kris Jenner.

[crowd cheering]

[mouthing] Oh, my God!

Yeah, Kris [bleep] Jenner.

[crowd cheering]

Can't help it. They just love me.

[horn blares]

♪ I've been on a roll,
I've been doing big things ♪

[Kendall] Yes. Eyes up, up.

[♪ "Run It" by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Doing my thing, pull up in my whip ♪

♪ So fresh, so clean ♪

-♪ Up, up, up ♪
-Hey!

I think any horse girl knows
that coming to a jump

at the perfect distance is like

the most fulfilling feeling of all time.

♪ I've been on my high horse lately
watch me 'cause I'm going crazy ♪

-♪ But we gonna run this town ♪
-♪ Run this town ♪

♪ We gonna keep it loud... ♪

So much of riding is the opportunity

to, like, be outside, be with animals,

but also be, like,
mentally focused on something

to challenge yourself
to, like, overcome another goal

and another obstacle.

I like getting up every morning
and saying, like,

"Alright, I need to do better at this
or I wanna get better at that."

So, I love being a part of it

even at the lowest of levels.

It's the best feeling maybe in the world.

-Bye.
-[person laughing]

[Kris] I loved watching Kendall compete
in the horse show today.

She's doing something
that she's so passionate about.

She loves it so much.

I'm very proud
of my first round with Kinder.

I could have been more graceful, I'd say.

But... you live and you learn.

That's what this is all about.
Doing it more and learning.

-[Harry] Hell yeah.
-That means success.

♪ You know we feeling good,
we feeling great ♪

♪ Celebrate love ♪

♪ We don't need to hate ♪

♪ If we got each other, it'll be okay ♪

♪ Sun is coming out
it's gonna be a good day ♪

♪ You know I'm feeling... ♪

You ready to see?

Look, I got a sharpie.

I wanna write really cool, like,
positive things in the walls

'cause they're gonna start putting up
the walls and the floors again.

Now that All's Fair has wrapped,

there's like this pocket
of time that I have

right before I get into heavy studying.

You know, we have Easter,
I have Paris coming up.

I still have the Met
and still renovating my house.

So, there's so much going on.

You want me to show you some things?

I wrote, "Welcome to this happy home.

"May God protect our family

and everyone who enters."

Saint wrote, "You're fine as you come."

And I really wanted
to write some special notes

and intentions and prayers
on the walls in every room

and have each kid say a prayer

and something
that meant something to them.

It's says, "Only good vibes."

-[Kris] There you go.
-[Kim] Oh, I love that! Yeah!

I want my kids to always remember our home

as such a happy, positive place

that they could always come back to.

"Be... happy."

I love that.

[♪ touching music playing]

Okay. You ready to see?

And now we have that
in the bones of our home,

these powerful messages
that will live there forever.

'Kay. You wanna sit up here
on the table with me?

You are not gonna believe what it is,

nor will you even care.

But you will understand one day

this is really special to me

'cause this used to be my daddy's.

When someone goes to heaven,

their energy is always here with us.

-[♪ soft music playing]
-[bag rustling]

Wow!

So, if anyone was wondering
or anyone... was wondering--

I just got it. I haven't opened it yet.

So, if anyone was wondering
who won that O.J. Simpson auction,

you best believe it was me.

My dad's Bible that he had given
to O.J. was up for auction

and I contacted the attorney
to O.J.'s estate

to offer to buy it without having
to go through the auction.

And those emails allegedly

leaked on TMZ.

"Leaked" on TMZ...

I thought it was a Bible
that my dad bought O.J.

and wrote in it.

It's actually my dad's Bible
with his name inscribed on it.

I didn't know that.

...obviously, to just, like, drive up
more sales for the auction.

I get the game, but, um,

I definitely don't wanna
be used in that situation.

So, we used an alias to bid on the Bible

so that my name
wouldn't be traced back to it.

So, my daddy gave this book
to his best friend

to give him some motivation from Jesus.

Motivation is when you help

to, like, inspire someone
to, like, do positive things.

Like, I can motivate you
and say, "Everything's gonna be okay.

You're so smart. You've got this."

Right? That's motivation.

Chicago's obviously so little,

and she doesn't really understand
what this means

or really what this even is,

but I still wanted to share
this moment with her.

This is not my dad's writing,
so it must be O.J.'s.

He went to jail.

It's a long story,
I'll tell you when you're older.

I am so excited to give this to Khloé.

She was the one that showed me
this auction first.

So, I think that she deserves
to have this Bible.

You wrote that?

Oh, how cute. What does it say?
"I love you" what?

Jesus? Aw, that's so sweet.

You got inspired by the Bible?

♪ Come on ♪

♪ I'm an avalanche rolling down the hill ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

-♪ I'm a lit fuse ♪
-[ducks quacking]

-♪ Looking for some thrills ♪
-[elevator dings]

♪ Nothing can stop me ♪

♪ No slowin' me down ♪

♪ No slowing me down ♪

-[Khloé] Hello.
-Hi.

-You look so cute.
-[Khloé] Thank you.

[crew member] Come on in.

[Khloé] I have a crazy week
with Easter coming up

and today I'm recording my podcast.

Okay, so am I doing it sitting right here?

[crew member] Yeah.

Somebody keep an eye on my tie,
if you don't mind.

Like, is it straight?

-Okay.
-[crew member] Whenever you're ready.

-[crew member 2] Alright.
-Welcome to Khloé in Wonder Land.

-Hi, Mommy.
-Hi!

My guest on my podcast today

is the one and only,

the iconic,

the myth, the legend...

Kris Jenner.

Thank you for inviting me.

We've been talking about this for years.

Yeah.

Kris Jenner is feeling herself.

-And you are right here with me.
-Yep.

As she should, by the way.

She won't let me forget

that she suggested this podcast
many moons ago.

You could do so many great things
on a podcast.

[Khloé] I don't have faith
that it's gonna go

the way you are so nonchalant,
like, "It's gonna be great."

You don't even understand what I'm saying.

Okay? 'Cause you're just somewhere else.

You're spiraling.

Oh, my goodness.

I hate to say I told you so,
but I told you so.

I know, right?

Just one little round of applause.

-[crew applauding]
-Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

I felt like it would be
a great episode to talk to you

about, I think, our dynamic,

the dynamic that you have
with your children,

and the many phases of that.

-[Kris chuckles]
-Starting from

did you always dream about being a mother?

Well, yeah. I think
when I was about 16 years old,

all I wanted to do was to have six kids.

It was rare for someone
in their 40s to have children.

It was almost like, ta-- whispered about,

like taboo, like, [whispering] "She's 40?"

[normal] So, when I got pregnant
with Kendall,

-it was old wives' tales...
-I believe I was...

-...and everything.
-...under the bed one time

you and your ex-husband
were trying, and that was...

-[sighs] I still go to therapy over that.
-[Kris] I'm sorry about that.

But you snuck into my bedroom.

I was playing Hide and Go Seek,
and nobody found me.

You decided to stay there

because it sounded exciting,
and you got an earful.

-♪ Whoo ♪
-[Kris] This is like a therapy session.

Are you gonna make me go through every

-childhood trauma...
-No.

...till you're satisfied?

If Kourtney was here...

-Then yeah. Okay.
-...then that would probably happen.

-But I'm good.
-Alright, good.

Oh, Khloé, forget it. Get over it.

You were the one who climbed
under the bed and stayed there.

You could've interrupted at any moment.

You could've said, "I'm here! I hear you."

But no, you stayed for the whole thing.
The whole thing.

So, whatever that did to your cuckoo mind,

I'm not taking responsibility
for it anymore.

It's all on you now because you stayed.

I have a random question.

Yeah?

Having your six kids,

I hear from so many blended families,

like, it's so hard to integrate
my first set of kids

with the other set of kids,

but even with my dad,
I felt like everything...

I don't know, we've always had
this really strong family dynamic.

I don't think it was methodical
or talked about...

-[Kris] Mm-hmm.
-...but do you have any tips

for people that are trying
to blend families or nervous about that?

[♪ soft music playing]

[Kris] You know what?

When people get divorced,

I feel like there's always
a cooling-off period

-where people have to find their way...
-Of course. Mm-hmm.

...and come to terms
with what's just happened.

And maybe the fact that
you're not gonna be

with this person forever,

but when you have kids with somebody,

you are with that person.

You're connected forever.

-[Khloé] Of course.
-And that's how I've always lived my life.

And I, you know, would share
everything with your dad.

And then, after we had
our cooling-off period--

is what I like to call it--
we became best friends.

-[Khloé] Mm-hmm.
-And he would come--

Once we moved to Hidden Hills

and Kendall was born
and then Kylie followed,

he'd come walking
in the back door at any time.

"What's for dinner?" You know?

-[Khloé] Yeah.
-[Kris] He'd be there Christmas morning,

he'd be there on your birthdays.

-[Khloé] I remember.
-[Kris] We'd give our parties

and he just wanted to be
a part of every special moment.

I always say I learned how to co-parent

because of the examples that I had.

My mom, my dad, my stepdad,

they all got along really, really well.

So, you and my dad and Bruce were partners

-in raising all of us.
-[Kris] Uh-huh.

And I think all three of you guys did
an incredible job.

-And then my dad...
-[Kris] Thank you.

-[Khloé] ...died in 2003.
-Mm-hmm.

Having that person abruptly taken away,

how did your role change?

I felt a huge shift
and a huge responsibility

because I still depended on him.

He was so present in your lives

and such a big part of our day to day.

He was emotionally available to you guys
in such a big way.

-And he was emotionally available to me.
-[Khloé] Mm-hmm.

He was just the nicest man
in the entire world

and wanted me to be okay always.

When I got remarried,

um, Bruce didn't have a lot of money.

And one of the nicest, most lovely things

that your dad did was
when I was going through this,

your dad used to jokingly harp on me

for my Neiman Marcus bill.

I remember one time he goes,
"Do you need anything?

I know, you know, it's crazy over there."

And I said, "Well, if you wanna
help me pay my Nei--"

And now I had my own Neiman's card,

and I asked him,
"Would you pay the bill this month?"

And he goes, "Sure."

And he paid
my Neiman's card bill that month

and I'll never forget it.

And we laughed about that.

He goes, "If you would've
told me years ago

"that I would still be paying
your Neiman Marcus bill

all these years later..."

And so, we got a good laugh out of that.

But I just think that
you just have to decide

that you wanna kind of hang on

to the love that you once had,
but in just a different way.

And that's what we did.

I love hearing any stories about my dad.

I have literally nothing of my father's,

and when I do get something,
even if it is a verbal story,

I hold onto that with my claws.

Thanks for having me.

[scoffs]

Just use me as a filler
when you need vacation.

Oh, you'll be the host?

No-- Oh.

Oh, my God. That would be great.

-That would be great.
-[Kris laughing]

-Okay, let's take pictures.
-Okay, guys.

[Khloé] Mommy, you were right per usual.

I absolutely love my podcast.

-Yay.
-Thank you.

[♪ "Laser Beams"
by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Making money, move,
no proof, don't need it ♪

♪ Victory is proof
and a view that keeps me ♪

♪ Burnin' through my dreams... ♪

[Khloé] Hi, guys.

-Khloé.
-[Khloé] Hi.

-Yes?
-[Kris] Let's look around.

Did you see this blanket box?

-No.
-We can get inspiration and ideas

while she's not here,

-so she can't give us dirty looks.
-It's really a beautiful home.

[Kris] Oh, it's gorgeous.

We're all in Palm Springs for Easter.

Kourtney isn't here
because she's out of town

with her family

per usual.

I am skipping Easter in Palm Springs

because it's my birthday.

I really just wanted
to go away with my kids

and with my husband
and do a different Easter this year.

So, I said they could just use
my house there.

[Kris] We're gonna have
a big family lunch to celebrate.

And, by big family lunch,
I mean I'll take who I can get

because everybody's all over the place.

And I'm really excited to be down here

because this is one
of my favorite weeks of the year.

It's a beautiful home.
The view's beautiful.

I'm just nosy. I wanna know
who's partying next door...

-Um...
-[Khloé] ...'cause I need a margarita.

Oh, wow.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[Khloé] Oh, it's this way.

Never invited.

-Hi, boys.
-How's it going?

Shit, these are strangers.

-[Khloé] What's your name?
-I'm Andrew.

[Khloé] Hi, Andrew. I'm Khloé.

It's Easter weekend.

People are having a party next door.
I just wanted to take a peek.

-Are you guys going to Coachella?
-[neighbors] Yeah, we are.

-[Khloé] Oh, fun.
-[neighbor] Are you going?

-[Khloé] No.
-Aw.

I know. My getting high days
are so over but...

-Hi, guys.
-[neighbors] Hi.

Are we filming at their house now?

Yes. I-- It sounded like so much fun.

I was, like, I had to come over.

I love gift giving.
I think that's my love language.

Especially if I know you
and I can learn about you

and figure out
how to do, like, big things,

but small things all in one.

Okay, so I think
since it's the day before Easter,

I'll just ask everyone
if they wanna read a prayer

and I'll get a Bible.

-Bye, you guys!
-Have a good day.

-[neighbor 1] Bye.
-[neighbor 2] Nice to meet you.

Happy Easter.

Like, "Oh, there's this prayer book.

We'll each read one around the table."

Oh, okay. So put it in my bag?

[producer] Yeah.

[whispers] Oh, yeah, this works.

-[Khloé] Kimberly.
-[Kris] Donde esta?

-[Kim] Yeah?
-[Khloé] Adonde?

The fact that Khloé
didn't figure out that I won this,

and when I won that I couldn't share
that excitement with her

and be so excited...

[♪ gentle music playing]

...I'm proud of myself
that I was, like, able to keep that in.

[♪ gentle music continues]

-Guys, I really like Kourtney's house.
-[Khloé] I love Kourtney's house.

-[Kris] Oh, it's fabulous.
-Yeah.

We should call her
and tell her how great it is here.

-[FaceTime ringing]
-Yeah.

Rile her up.

-[Kris] Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Khloé] Kourtney never has
her phone out of her hand,

and she never answers my phone calls.

-[call disconnects]
-What a...

-[FaceTime ringing again]
-[♪ quirky music playing]

-[clicks tongue] Kourt, I love you.
-[Kris] Wait, where is she?

-It's a video that I'm sending 'cause--
-Oh. Kourtney.

-Why this guy staring at us, filming?
-Who?

Now they're all, like, over here

-staring in.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Um...
-[Kris] Tell them, "No, no."

-Okay. Sorry, Kourt...
-[Kim] All on the side.

-Where is her security?
-...I don't know what this video is.

He's just sitting here
watching the whole thing.

-Be nice.
-You guys just ruined my video.

-[Kim] What?
-It's all good.

Nobody cares what I have to do.

Okay, I thought
you were FaceTiming Kourtney.

Exactly.

-She didn't answer, so I sent her a video.
-[Kris] I did, too.

-Oh, oh, oh.
-And you guys ruined it, and it sent.

-Oh. I didn't ruin it.
-[Kris] Aw.

[Kim] Who cares?

Should we say a prayer
before we get our food for Easter?

-Okay, you could say it.
-Tomorrow's Easter.

-Well, before Easter.
-[Khloé] Oh, okay.

Since we're just
sitting here, we should...

You really love to ruin everyone's vibe.

Ugh, I am so excited
to give her this Bible,

and she's just being
such a brat right now.

[♪ soft music playing]

[Kim] Okay. We should say something,
like what's a Resurrection?

-What's a...
-What is a Resurrection?

Like prayer?

-Well, he resurrected tomorrow.
-Well, Jesus...

-He died yesterday. For our sins.
-...died yesterday.

-On Good Friday.
-And then tomorrow--

-I didn't ask. I know. I know.
-[Khloé] Okay.

Khloé starts quizzing me
about Bible facts.

I'm just like, "Shut up
and just go with it."

She just is throwing me off now.

-[Khloé] Got it.
-I'm saying, what is a good prayer...

-[Kris] Okay.
-...like, from the Bible that we can--

Why don't you just speak from your heart?

[Kris] Jesus died for us.

-Jesus was thirsty and hungry.
-Here. Look, guys,

-let's read from the Bible.
-And in pain and uncomfortable.

Oh.

[Khloé] Oh, my God! You got it?

Is this Dad's?

[♪ soft music playing]

Oh, my gosh!

This is amazing.

-That's great.
-I didn't understand what you were doing

about this whole Bible chat.

-That's so cool.
-[Kris laughing]

Kim, that was really cute. I'm--

I was ready to get into it.
I didn't realize.

Aw, I love this.

Kim! Oh, my gosh.

♪ I've been searching for someone ♪

♪ Who will never let go... ♪

I don't have many things of my dad's.

When my dad died, things happened

and we didn't get a lot of his stuff.

♪ I've come a long, long way ♪

♪ I hope it's not in vain... ♪

Just seeing his name and his handwriting,
it was sentimental to me.

-That's really, really beautiful.
-Yeah. Very cool.

-I'm glad you did that.
-[Khloé] And I can't believe you did that.

She is gushy inside.

Kim is a softie.

She has the biggest heart.

She's the most thoughtful and kind,

and really thinks through

what someone would really love
and appreciate.

So, Kim, thank you for that.

[Khloé] How did they give it to you?

I had to win it on an auction.

-[Khloé] What? You were that person?
-[Kim] I was the person.

You think I would let that go?

I don't know.

-I didn't know if anybody cared.
-Mm-mm.

There's no one like Kim,
there's really not.

She has not a generous spirit,

the most generous spirit.

And she cares about sentimental things
and memories and moments,

and she does all of this
while doing everything else in her life.

What assholes just to not give it to us.

It's, like, proven he's our dad.

I'm like, "Just give it to us."

Well, it's questionable between which one,

-between O.J. and Dad.
-I know, but...

-But either one of them.
-[Kim] But even more so,

you should get it,
'cause it was between both of them.

[Kim and Khloé laughing]

Both of my dads. Give it to me.

It was so cool. So, so cool.

Can we just play a montage
of all the amazing times

I've, like, surprised
all my family and friends

with the most amazing gifts? We should.

-Open up your invites.
-What?

[Kim] I'm bringing my mom to the home

that her and my dad spent
all their marriage at.

-This is the wallpaper in the kitchen.
-[Kim] Yes!

Oh, she's crying already.

I'm gonna style 65 looks for her.

Oh, my gosh.

-These are for me?
-[Kim] Every single one.

It is absolutely beyond.

Happy birthday.

That's like my specialty.

That's, like, what I love to do.

This is so cute.

What's so cool is
he would underline things.

[Kris] Your dad underlined everything.

"The tongue is a small thing,

but what enormous damage it can do."

You better talk about it, James.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Hi.

-It's so quiet here.
-Hi.

-Hi!
-Hi!

[both] Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne.

Easter in Palm Springs
is our family tradition,

and it's the best time.

Palm Springs just has the best energy.

I love when we can all enjoy
each other's company.

I feel like I haven't hung out

-with you guys in so long.
-We're still cool.

-I feel like--
-Tell me everything.

[Khloé] Well, look what Kim won.

-My dad--
-Stop.

-She's the one that won.
-Of course, I knew you won it.

-I was following the news.
-Totally.

-[Khloé] No, but--
-[Kylie] I didn't even have to ask.

Of course she got it.

I saw some rumors about Kim
trying to buy this Bible,

and it was denied or something.

And I didn't even call her
or ask her if this was true

because I just knew if she wanted it,

she was gonna make it happen.

Is this his handwriting?

-[Kim] Let me see.
-No, that's...

my other Dad's, O.J.'s.

Wow, that's scary.

[Khloé laughing]

[chuckles] Sorry.

But read the front. Did you see the front?

-[gasps] This is your dad's handwriting.
-Yeah.

[Kim] Yeah. It's really hard
to read some of it.

You know, Rob has
the exact same handwriting.

-[Kim] Really?
-[Khloé] And Rob turns his paper,

but he's a righty.

Dad was a lefty, and that's why
he turned his paper.

-So interesting.
-If you ask Rob to write,

it's the exact same.

-It's hard to read in cursive.
-It's hard...

[Kim] I know.

-"This book will help."
-His words. Yeah.

-Read...
-"God loves you--" Okay.

"God has a..."

"God has a definite plan for your life.

"You are his child,

"and life will use you again.

"I love you, and God loves you.

-Robert."
-[Kylie] Hmm.

[Khloé] That's so sweet.

"June 18th, 1994."

[Khloé] [gasps] June 18th.

That was after the...

that happened obviously

that prompted him to give him that.

Yeah.

[Kim] Let's say a prayer.

Happy Easter, everyone.

I'm not good at prayer, so...

-Okay, no one's saying anything.
-What? Uh!

-[Kim] Jump in.
-Dear Heavenly Father,

thank you so much for my amazing family.

We pray that, Robert,
you're looking down on all of us

and taking care of us.

We love you so much,
and we miss you forever and ever.

Happy Easter, everybody.

In Jesus' name, we pray.

-[all] Amen.
-[Kim] Amen.

I'm very proud of you for not crying.

I love Easter.

It's so fun when we get
to spend all this family time.

I hate that not everyone is here,

but I will take any family time I can get.

Okay, love you guys. We gotta go.

-Happy Easter!
-[Kim] Happy Easter!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Let me hear you say, oh, yeah ♪

♪ I'm only getting started ♪

♪ Let me here you say, oh, yeah ♪

♪ I'm only getting started ♪

-Hello.
-[door thuds]

Hello?

Hello.

[Khloé] [in British accent]
Where is your mother?

[Kim] I'm right here.

[producer] What you doing, Kim?

I am organizing my closet.

Every once in a while,
I get rid of some pieces,

and I give them to my cousin Cici,

who sells it on a website
called Kardashian Kloset.

-You look-- Oh, my gosh.
-I just wanted to say thank you so much.

Is this a SKIMS top?

-Of course.
-Isn't it cute?

But I just wanna say thank you
so much again, for the Bible.

-[Kim] Oh, my gosh.
-[Khloé] I know it's a family purchase,

but it means so much to me.

It's just a me-and-you purchase.
No one else is getting it.

-No one else matters.
-Just kidding.

We had the best time at Easter.

I loved that Khloé was so excited
about getting the Bible.

Isn't it cool?

-No, it's incredible, so thank you.
-[Kim] Yeah.

We needed it. We, like, really--

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, it's amazing.

[Kim] But I'm bummed
Kourt wasn't there on Easter.

But I haven't spent
that much time with her,

so I'm gonna go make it a point
to go over there and see her tomorrow.

-What's going on?
-I think I can sell this outfit,

don't you? Since I already wore it.

Should I keep it?

[Khloé] I mean, it's vintage, right?

-[Kim] Yeah.
-[Khloé] That's the only thing.

-It's sorta cool.
-Well, I mean, I give it to Cici.

[Khloé] Mm-hmm.

Cici is my dad's first cousin.

And so, when my mom and dad got a divorce,

Cici stayed besties with my mom,

and my dad would be so proud that

that was the decision that she made.

And she's like our Armenian link
to that side of the family.

Just gotta decide, you know?

Are you doing a purge?

[Kim] Yeah, kind of.
Just like a light purge.

But she's had a really tough life.

You know, she's had cancer
for... maybe 25 years,

and she's just the strongest person
I know, like truly.

And she loves fashion,

and she came up with this idea

to start a website called
the Kardashian Kloset.

And she runs a whole team,
and employs everyone,

and it gives her such joy and purpose

to do something fashion-related.

And we love doing that for her.

What do you think of this?

Hold on. It's Cici.

-Hi.
-[Cici] [on phone] Hey!

I'm with Kim, so we're on speakerphone.

[Cici] Okay.

I have some things
for the Kardashian Kloset.

I'm doing a purge.

[Cici] Oh, my God. Thank you, Kim.

Thank you, Khloé. Thank you, everybody.

Oh. [laughing]

-[Kim] I love that you love the clothes.
-[Cici] They're so fabulous,

the pieces, really.

I think that people think
the Kardashians are selling

their clothes online,

and they're like, "Are they going broke?
Or why are they selling this?

Or why are they selling that?"

But it's like, first of all,
if we buy something

that is, like, expensive
and we're never gonna wear it again,

why not give it to Cici

and have her, like, have a whole business?

-Do you see this rare Birkin?
-[Cici] What?! Oh, my God.

It's like my body still shakes

every time things come out.

[Khloé and Cici laughing]

[Cici] [on phone] I can't wait. Really.
Thank you so much.

Yeah. Where do you keep it all?

[Cici] Well, we have a, you know,

an office with, um, storage.

-[Kim] I had no idea.
-She had no idea.

[Khloé] She thought it was in your condo.

I'm really annoyed that my mom

completely lies about the dumbest things.

[Khloé] Mom is such a [bleep] liar.

Like at Easter, she lied about meeting

the Menendez brothers' dad.

Have you met their dad?

-[Kris] No.
-[♪ upbeat music playing]

[whispering] What?

[inaudibly laughing]

[normal] I had to hang up. What?!

-[laughing] She lied to you--
-[screeching] What?!

She's lied to us!

Wait, are you crying?

-[laughing] I just can't--
-What?!

I can't believe it.

Why would we even care

that she met the Menendez brothers' dad?

-What's the point?
-I don't know.

That's the most confusing part.

-Mom, I-- I need a minute...
-[Kim] I love--

...to process this information.

-[Kris] Oh, okay. Bye.
-Okay. Bye.

I'm dying.

She lied to us. She's a liar.

-I'm concerned.
-[Kris] [on phone] Hi.

[Khloé] She's still on!

Hold on. [laughing]

-I'm texting.
-[Kris] Wow.

-What happened?
-She's still on!

Mom, can you hang up? Mom.

-[Kris] Oh.
-[Kim] Yeah.

Mom, hang up the phone!

I just don't know
where she comes up with this stuff.

Her lying is never over
anything major or serious,

and that's why it's so charming
when she does it.

Because we know when she does it.

So, what else are you up to?

It's just conversations
so far about Khloé. He asked me--

But you just said Kendall two seconds ago.

Uh, we-- Yeah, we had like a conversation.

[overlapping chatter]

-[Kim] "Well, yeah."
-What does Kylie want?

-I mean...
-Uh, now it's Kylie?

Lying about my government license.

You lied to me and said that
I had a government license.

-What?
-You're the one who told me

that I was allowed
to take the kids to school.

Why-- Wait, what?

Or lying to Bryan Johnson
about how she doesn't drink alcohol

when she was drunk the night before.

[Kris] Because alcohol is so inflammatory.

Like, the minute I stop drinking as much,

then I don't have a taste for it.

From one little white liar to another,

I get it. I used to be there.

I was one, and now I don't,

'cause, like, who has time for it?

[Cici] Are you kidding me?

-No.
-[Cici] Is this a joke now?

[Cici laughing]

[Khloé] No! She's a liar.

-Prada?
-[Cici] Alright, I love you guys.

[Khloé] We really were just calling
to say hi to you,

-and to see how you're feeling.
-[Cici] Well, I'm so glad you did.

Thank you so much.

That is so funny.

Kim thinks it was out of my condo?

♪ Don't wake me up ♪

♪ I could use a feeling ♪

♪ Oh, I, I need something to believe in ♪

♪ Searching for the meaning to life ♪

♪ Could you, could you be my reason? ♪

[Kim] Kourtney just got back
from her birthday trip,

so I'm gonna go over to her house
and just catch up.

It's been a minute.

-Kourt?
-[Kourtney] Hi.

I have so much on my plate right now,

but Kourtney's redoing her house
and I love architecture and design,

so, I, like, wanna be there for her.

-[Kourtney] You want a tea or anything?
-Smells so good.

No, thank you. I'm good.

Wait, I have to show you my house plans.

[Kim] 'Kay.

We're very much in the design process

on my house project,
still making selections

and trying to get it right.

Thank you for my birthday present.

[Kim] Oh, you're welcome.

[Kourtney] I love it.

-[Kim] Do you like it?
-[Kourtney] Yeah. It's so cool.

[Kim] Michael Jackson drew it.

-[Kourtney] No.
-[Kim] Yeah.

[Kourtney] I was trying
to read what this said...

-[Kim] Michael Jackson...
-...I couldn't figure it out. No way.

-[Kim] ...drew that.
-[Kourtney] I love it.

Wait, I didn't know.

Yeah, no, that's why it was cool.

Another Mickey thing you need?

Yeah, no, that's what
I was, like, thinking,

"Who is this random artist?"

Okay, look, this is the plans

for this room.

-'Kay. Mm-hmm.
-The wood cabinets,

the black here, the reclaimed floors.

It'll be exactly like Malibu.

Have you seen that to make sure
you like that look?

[Kourtney] Yeah, I've seen it,
and Penelope put it

as a reference on her closets.

-'Kay.
-That's the fireplace.

Whatever I'm consumed in
in my life is always on my mind.

So, I just love, like, if one
of my sisters is coming over,

it's fun to look over the design.

Okay.

-So I feel good about this.
-[Kim] Yeah.

Oh, my God. I just, um,

I did a Prenuvo scan,
and they called me today

and they're like, "Everything looks great,

"but you have an aneurysm

-in your brain."
-[♪ soft music playing]

-Okay.
-And they're like, "It's been there

for, like, years." It was here...

-So it was there last time?
-...like a few years ago. Yeah.

And so, I called Keith Black,
the, like, brain surgeon.

-Yeah.
-And I sent him a picture of it,

and he was like, "I want you to come in

for all this imaging."

-And then I asked--
-Well, thank God.

I was like, "Can I wait?

'Cause, like, what makes it rupture?"

And they're-- They're like, "Just stress."

And I'm like, "Okay, well,
I'm taking the bar exam.

-I'm studying 10 hours a day."
-Yeah.

-"Can I--"
-Well, not to mention

just all the stress in your life.

Oh, it's been next level.

-Yeah.
-Like, to the point

-of, like, hives, you know?
-Yeah.

I'm definitely worried about Kim.

She has so much going on
between work and her four kids,

that I don't want her

to have an aneurysm, of course.

I have the bar exam, the Met Ball...

and my robbery trial the next week.

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.
-So, I've been on all the calls for it,

trying to remember everything.

It was 10 years ago.

It's just crazy
that all of the Paris stuff

is happening almost 10 years later.

Kourtney was a big part
of that story with me, being there.

So, who's going? Mom's going with you?

[Kim] Mom and Simone.

Wow.

It's really crazy that nine years later,

the trial is just now happening.

Like, I can't believe
she has to relive it.

Having to recall everything
and remember everything.

Do you think that you...
worked through it?

[♪ soft music playing]

I am fine.

-Yeah.
-I think I'm fine.

I think that...
everything happens for a reason,

and I'm definitely a better person
because of it.

-Yeah.
-But today,

they walked me through
in one of my meetings,

photographs of the hotel room
after it happened,

and, like, on the lamp
they left the roll of tape

that they duct-taped me with...

-Mm-hmm.
-...and that's how

they got their fingerprints.

But I thought they had gloves on.

Well, I'm sure at the--
from when they bought it.

-Oh, oh, yeah.
-I don't think they all had

their gloves on every step of the way.

Yeah. Crazy.

It would've been like really suspicious

if they went to the store

-with gloves on, you know?
-Mm-hmm.

And then they showed me
pictures of everyone.

[Kourtney] I feel like it'll just be,
like, healing for Kim

to face the people that did this to her

and really get to some closure.

People are like,
"How are you so positive?"

I'm like, "What is the alternative?"

-Yeah.
-What choice do I have?

I have four kids that depend on me.

-Mm-hmm.
-I have to be sane.

They have enough in their life...
that affects them

even when they didn't ask for it.

You're doing amazing.

We're all doing the best we can.

It's stressful out there,

but the aneurysm can't be stressed.

No stress. I think of it
all the time, too.

It's the thing that I
always say about you.

So I'm-- I'm actually,
I'm just more curious.

I'm not, like, shaming
or judging or anything,

but I'm like, I wonder
why she feels the need

to go to law school and, like, do this.

It's fine if it's your passion
and whatever,

-but I'm like, isn't there a time...
-It's--

-Would you--
-...to do it later

once your kids are, like,
more grown and you could, like,

-they don't need you as much.
-I've already done it.

I have four more months and then I'm done.

Why would I stop now?

I don't mean to stop.

I just was thinking
about it when you're like...

"Okay, I just finished this show."

Which I'm like, why now
when your kids are so young?

Everything else I agree with,

and I told Brad I can't do
this other movie.

I don't wanna do another TV show.

Stop it all.

If I could get out of the movie...

-Yeah.
-...just get me out.

But I'm addicted to studying

and to, like, finishing this program.

I mean, I just look at things differently.

I love that my kids see me go to school.

When I drop them off at school,
they see me go to school.

I enjoy that. You know?

And it's like, I love... educating myself.

I just wouldn't feel like myself

if I wasn't like always learning
and trying new things.

That's just what I like to do.

Like, we're all totally different.

I take the kids to school every single day
no matter what I'm doing.

I'm home for dinner,
and I am busting my ass.

-You know?
-Well, keep on bustin', girl.

I'm also in a different world,

so I would say I've really
been managing my time

so that I'm away from my kids
as little as possible.

But, I think for Kim
with law school specifically,

if that's like a life goal
and she wants to do it,

I'm not here to stop her.

It's just-- did make me curious,
like, why feel the need

if it's affecting your health?

Okay, then this is my kitchen powder room.

-[phone dinging]
-So it's gonna be way smaller.

-Do you like that?
-[texts whooshing]

You are so hard to focus.

I know. I got a lot of shit.
This is my one day off from school a week.

-So, I don't have to--
-Well, this is my one hour.

I don't even have time
to do this for my own house.

-[phone dinging]
-I'm lacking on my stuff

so I gotta--
I have like the Met Ball coming up,

and I don't even have my look ready
and it's in two weeks.

I don't even know
what designer I'm going with

-so I have a lot going on.
-[phone dinging]

[Kourtney] It's okay.

Thanks for your input on the house.

[Kim] I'm gonna try my best not to stress.

[Kourtney] You want a water?

[Kim] Especially with last week
with "the hit out" thing.

-I never heard about that.
-What?

-There's a hit out on you?
-Yeah.

No.

I had to change all my cars
'cause I couldn't drive

and I, like-- I didn't want my kids
to think anything was weird.

-Okay.
-So we all were like,

-we think it's a scam.
-Whoa.

-But for a good 48 hours--
-So, was it a scam?

We're pretty sure that
this person just wanted

a good standing with me...

-[Kourtney] Hmm.
-...from behind bars.

Or, maybe it was
a conversation that was had.

[Kourtney] Mm.

Like, "What would this cost
or how do we do this?"

Uh-- We have no idea.

Wait, have you ever had a date...

[laughing] with butter inside
and sea salt?

-No.
-It's a really good snack.

No, but thanks for really supporting

this deep conversation.

[producer and Kourtney laughing]

'Cause I get so bored

talking about everyone and their stuff.

I just don't wanna be rude,

but I think it's when you're,
like, a new mom

and you have, like, a younger baby.

I just feel like I don't relate
to any of you

and I just wanna go home.

Kourtney, I just told you

that there's a hit out on my life,

and you're talking about a buttered date.

Deep.

Deep, Kourt.

I think it's an instinctual thing,

like how they say you get mom brain,

your body's made to just focus
on your baby.

[laughing] That's just what it is.

I'm breastfeeding, so I care
about a buttered date,

like eating a date
with butter and salt on it.

That's what I care about. [chuckles]

So, I really leaned into God--

But what I was gonna say, I swear...

God's got me.

-...faith in God helps you...
-I'm good.

...just know whatever's
meant to be will be.

My new motto. [bleep] what it was.

It is what it is.

-I'll add you to my prayers.
-Thank you.

But God's got me.

-I'm good.
-Yes, he does.

[Kim] Next on The Kardashians...

-She's my favorite Kris.
-Matthew!

Noice.

What would you like to talk about today?

-Mom!
-Oh gosh.

[Kim] All of a sudden,
my computer fully crashed,

and my screen turned
into a picture of my dad

-that I've never seen before.
-[Chris Appleton] Oh, my God.

You wanna know
what Kourtney's response was?

"I think it's Dad probably saying

that you shouldn't do the bar."

Kourtney, I'd rather [bleep] be
in law school

than sitting home all day.

Do you get it?

Welcome to Khloé in Wonder Land.

Is there anything
that really bothers you about me?

-I mean--
-Yes, let's go through the list!

Go through the list. [clapping]

I'll do a little of the white wine

just to numb completely.

-The Met can feel stressful.
-[fans cheering]

Right after the Met,
I'm gonna be leaving for Paris

to testify in the trial.

[stylist] Cutting it close.

[Kim] They cut it three inches too short.

If it looks horrible, I'm not going.

[♪ "Laser Beams"
by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Victory is proof
and a view that keeps me ♪

♪ Burnin' through my dreams ♪

♪ Focused like laser beams ♪

♪ People runnin' all around,
no direction ♪

♪ Fighting filters all because
they're dependent ♪

♪ On the dreams of another
but that's not what I do ♪

♪ Making money in the back
making money, move ♪

♪ Making money move
go poof, don't need it ♪

♪ Victory is proof
and a view that keeps me ♪

♪ Burnin' through my dreams ♪

♪ Focused like laser beams ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Every interview I do,
I'm so invested in it.

I realized how annoying
my listening face is.

I'm like, "Hmm."

Shaking my head.
I'm like, "Why are you doing that?"

[Scott Disick] And I talk sometimes...

[Khloé] That would be something
I've learned about myself

that I just wanna slap my [bleep] face.

Like, why are you doing that?
And why are you squinting your eyes?

It's so obnoxious.

[bell tolling]