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Hey, Nate, where's the tape? Counter.
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Um, Nate, why?
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Well, it seemed like a pretty normal
place to put tape.
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Not the tape. The thing.
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What, Herbie?
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No, don't do that. Don't give it an
adorable name.
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Why is it here?
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Well, someone dropped him off and he
needs a home. Isn't that kind of what we
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do? I don't do spiders.
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I feel like there's a story.
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It was Halloween.
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I was nine.
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Here we go.
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On my second lap around Star Falls, I
was hauling two pillowcases full of
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Two pillowcases?
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Hardcore. When someone stepped on the
wings of my fly costume, I fell straight
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into a spider's web. You were a fly for
Halloween?
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I was going for a bumblebee, but ran out
of yellow.
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Gotcha.
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Anyway, I didn't really know about the
whole spider thing till now, so I'll
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take it home until we find a foster
family.
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In the meantime, we'll get this little
guy to sight.
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Thanks.
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Hey.
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Heard Brooks and Cynthia Jones reunion
in Starfall?
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Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Which
means it must be a big deal, because I
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about that. What was the movie they were
in together?
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Love Trapeze.
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About two trapeze artists who fell in
love and also fell off the trapeze and
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hurt. Anyway, it's the movie that made
everyone think they'd be a perfect
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in real life.
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Ah, yeah.
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I just watched the part online, but even
I could see they had a connection.
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Total connection.
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But I'm not worried.
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I'm sure Craig would way rather date my
mom over some super pretty award
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-winning actress he had serious sparks
with.
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Or maybe be worried.
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I gotta find Diamond.
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Nate, it's out.
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Gotta find Diamond, gotta find Diamond,
gotta find Diamond.
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Ooh, grilled cheese is on special?
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No, Sophia, you can have grilled cheese
later.
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Gotta find timing, gotta find timing,
gotta find timing. Gotta find Sophia,
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gotta find Sophia, gotta find Sophia.
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Gum? Ew!
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Seriously, is it that hard to take it
out of your mouth and put it in the
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Gotta get it off.
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Ah! No time!
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Gotta find Sophia, gotta find Sophia,
gotta find Sophia, gotta find Sophia,
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gotta find Sophia.
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I've got big news! Cynthia Jones is
coming to town!
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Okay, we're saying... the same thing,
but it doesn't sound like we're saying
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same thing. Well, this is bad, right?
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Cynthia Jones coming here?
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What if she and Craig decide to date?
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Well, would that be such a terrible
idea?
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What? We've been trying to get your dad
and my mom together since forever.
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We haven't been here that long, so
forever is a little bit much. It's our
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mission. Our thing.
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Yes, but nothing's happened, you know?
Maybe, maybe they aren't meant to be
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together.
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Okay, you have the cutest dad. Thank
you, and don't change the subject. Well,
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okay, but isn't the subject that we both
want our parents to be happy?
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Well, I mean, yeah, but... Well, I think
Cynthia and my dad would be amazing
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together. She's gorgeous, she gets the
whole fame thing, and people would love
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it if they dated.
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Plus, we go to the same virtual spa.
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I can't believe this.
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Really? Because virtual spas are totally
a thing. Not that.
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Well, actually, yes, that.
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But right now, how can you turn on me
like this?
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Our parents keep saying they don't want
to date, so maybe we should just listen
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to them.
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But... Well, at least don't do anything
to push Cynthia and your dad together.
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Um... Sure.
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Cynthia!
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Craig.
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So good to see you.
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Cynthia, kisses. These are from my dad.
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They are?
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Oh, right.
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Yes. Here.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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no. There's a bee on these flowers.
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I, uh, I think it flew away.
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Sometimes parents need a little help.
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So we're helping ours get together.
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My mom, my best friend.
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Her dad, huge movie star.
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And things might get a little crazy.
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Okay, a lot crazy.
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But that's just life in Starfall.
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So,
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Craig, how long has it been?
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It's got to be at least ten years since
I, well...
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Threw myself off the high wire in a
desperate yet futile attempt to catch
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Howdy.
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Howdy? Star Poles was originally a
frontier town full of
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cowboys. So we're descended from cow
folk, and we say howdy.
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Oh! Sorry.
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Cynthia, this is Beth and her daughter
Sophia. Beth, um, owns the house.
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Yep. That's me. Mother of one daughter
and owner of one house.
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She also owns a gym membership.
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But that doesn't matter right now.
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How nice for you. So tell me, is there
some kind of town law against staying in
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hotels here, or...
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Anyway, thank you for the flowers. How
sweet.
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Perhaps we could put them in some water?
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Yes, of course.
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We have water.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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No, what are you doing? We gotta put out
those sparks.
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Look, Craig can have sparks with whoever
he wants. I'm not his girlfriend.
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Not yet.
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Sophia. You can't tell me you don't have
feelings for him because you told me
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you have feelings for him. Seriously,
it's fine.
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How many I's were in that fine? Because
it sounded like a lot of I's to me,
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which means you're... Good. Really. I'm
good.
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People want to see them together, and
maybe they're right. I mean, they are
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movie stars, and if they're meant to be,
I don't care.
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At all.
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Mom?
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I'm going to pick more flowers out back.
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I know Craig and my mom are meant to be,
and so Diamond totally needs to back
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off with the Cynthia thing.
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But I can tell Diamond that mom likes
Craig.
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Mom swore me the secrecy. And her mother
-daughter secret?
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Powerful thing.
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Like mystic ancient dawn of time
powerful.
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You're right.
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I have to help her whether she wants it
or not.
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Thanks, Reggie.
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You're a good listener.
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Don't worry.
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Not your first animal therapy session
I've walked in on.
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Right.
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So, you heard... Nothing.
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Good. Well, something about Reggie being
a good listener, and I agree, very
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perky ears.
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I'm just here for this guy, who,
interesting fact, has no ears.
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It's still here?
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Nate? Nate is out! Sorry, sorry.
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Whoa.
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Whoa.
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You'd think by page seven I'd get bored.
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A pinkie just keeps bringing the magic.
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Yo, seen my toolbox?
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I think I left it here when I came by to
fix everything.
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And you think I have it? I'm just a kid.
I can't play with tools.
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I wasn't accusing you of taking it.
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Though now I might.
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You're welcome to use my tools.
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Whoa! Dude, how about a heads up? Heads
up? You're clearly unfamiliar with
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downward dog.
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Yoga's good for the soul.
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You should give it a try.
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I'm good.
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Happen to see my tools while you're
upside down?
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No. But the only tools a man ever needs
are his mind and spirit.
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Uh -huh.
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Don't think they'll build that guy a new
habitat.
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Whoa, a tarantula?
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They're creepy, natural cannibals that
can make girls scream until they puke.
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They're basically my spirit animal.
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That's terrifying.
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I never thought I'd hear my little
brother use the term spirit animal.
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I'm so very proud.
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Well, this has been unhelpful.
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I'm going to take Herbie and go.
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Wait.
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Where's the spider?
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What? All I did was open the cage door,
tip the hairy guy out, and... Okay, this
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one's on me.
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Now, before you get mad... Let me
explain.
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I know you asked me not to meddle in the
whole Cynthia and Dad thing, so I
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thought about it a lot.
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Then decided I wanted to, so I did. We
good?
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Yeah, we good.
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Really? Really.
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You're right about wanting your parents
to be happy.
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Aw, that is totes awesome.
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In fact, I'm here to help you get your
dad and Cynthia together.
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Seriously? You're the best. Okay, so I
was just planning a romantic lunch for
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them at the Falling Owl.
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Well, as romantic as lunch at a cafe can
be.
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The Falling Owl? Oh, no, no.
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Starfall has way more romantic lunch
spots.
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And I know the perfect one.
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Ooh, where?
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Wow, Diamond.
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You set this up?
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Uh -huh. I thought you two might like a
little alone time away from the busy
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movie set so you can, you know,
reconnect.
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Oh, how thoughtful. You know, I've been
wondering if this town has a good
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restaurant, and now I know.
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They don't.
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Anyway, I'll leave you to it.
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What's that sound?
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Never mind the sound. What is that
smell?
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lost a tarantula in under 30 seconds.
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Technically, you lost a tarantula in
under 30 seconds.
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Well, you let him out.
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Come on. You all knew I probably would,
so your fault.
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Don't worry, I have a plan. I'll mind
meld with the arachnid. Really get
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its many -eyed head to figure out where
it would hide.
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That's crazy.
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Let's just get another tarantula. What?
Why?
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Once the first one sees it moving in on
its territory, it'll eat it, which would
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be wicked.
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Yeah, thanks for your suggestions,
but...
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We just need to trap.
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Understood. But one thing. Aren't
tarantulas poisonous?
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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Oh. Hey there, Sophia.
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Um, why would you do that?
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They released the fish gas, huh?
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Fish gas? Yeah, from the fish cleaning
hut.
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See, when you clean... Clean fish
attracts a lot of gross smells, and
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to release it.
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Did you find it? Nope.
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False alarm.
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It's a sock, guys. Just a sock.
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What is going on? Nothing. Don't worry
about it.
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Smells like you've got problems of your
own.
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It wasn't fish gas and you, exactly.
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Tell that to my silk chenille.
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That's French for really nice and
expensive blouse.
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I don't think it is.
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Look, I'm sorry. I just can't let you
get Craig and Cynthia together.
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Why? Why is it such a big deal?
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Because... Because... Because... Because
what?
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Because I... I can't say.
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You can't say? I can't say that my mom
told me that she is crazy into your dad.
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Really? And I said it.
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But... But that's why I fished out Craig
and Cynthia.
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And you.
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Why didn't you tell me? I promised my
mom I wouldn't. And a promise to your
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mother means more than being truthful
with the beautiful celebrity who moved
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into your room two months ago?
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Um, yes.
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Okay, let's just pause for a second.
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So now we can actually get our parents
together. That's great.
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Exactly.
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Except I've been pushing Cynthia and my
dad pretty hard.
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Exactly. So what are we going to do?
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There will probably be more fist gas
tonight. No, no more stink. Let's just
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it simple.
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Hmm.
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Ooh, we'll tell them bad stuff about the
other.
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Then boom, they won't like each other
anymore.
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I don't know. Sounds kind of mean.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Got anything else?
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No, let's do it. Okay, now what bad
things can we say?
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Aw, I'm glad we're back to skimming as a
team.
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00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,610
Me too.
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00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:35,719
But I'm still going to rub my fishy
shimmy -ca all over your pillow. That's
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fair.
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Dude, we make a great team.
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This spider embracer is awesome.
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Team is a strong word, since I built
this entirely by myself.
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Also, it's a spider trap.
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Trap is too negative. I find positivity
more conducive to success.
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00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,160
And you'll notice I cozied it up with a
faux fur lining.
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Uh, pretty sure I told you not to do
that.
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Anyway, we gotta get moving before
Sophia finds out about the spider.
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Why? Will she scream until she pukes?
Yes, and if you don't help me catch it,
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she won't be the only one who pukes.
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Releasing debate.
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00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,650
Hey, are those live grasshoppers? Yeah.
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Thought I'd keep a stash of dead
grasshoppers under my bed.
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That'd be weird.
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Here, tarantula.
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Lunch.
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I'm glad we could find some time to hang
out.
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00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:28,750
Yes, it's so nice to spend time with
Craig's landlady's daughter.
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00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:31,769
And why exactly are we spending time
together?
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Because, you know the old saying.
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00:14:36,650 --> 00:14:37,700
What old saying?
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00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:38,900
Exactly.
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00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:44,429
Okay, well, it must be fun for you
having such a big celebrity living in
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little town.
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00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,220
Oh, yeah.
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00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:49,910
Well, except for... No, sorry, I
shouldn't say anything.
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00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,390
Anything about what?
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00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:56,709
It's Craig. It's just... It's so hard to
watch him struggle with his...
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Obsession.
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Obsession?
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00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,230
Obsession with what?
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Growing her toenails.
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00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:10,159
She wants to beat the world record. It
kills me to tell you this, but everyone
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00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:15,339
at the virtual spa knows Cynthia's
toenails are super out of control. She
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wear socks six sizes too big. Really?
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00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,360
That's odd.
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00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,600
And don't even ask me about his basement
sea monkey collection.
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00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,500
I heard she once growled at a puppy.
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A blind puppy.
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00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,520
The humming contest?
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00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:36,790
Claiming. She had it done. Well, we all
know that is her original note.
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00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,230
He snores like a donkey.
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00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,550
She's got angry arm syndrome.
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Just punches.
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Randomly.
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00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:51,950
Please don't tell Cynthia any of this.
She'd be so upset if you knew.
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00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,990
Yes, of course.
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Won't say a word.
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Do I have to admit?
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00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:02,549
It's nice to know he's not as perfect as
he seems. In a strange way, it makes
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him even more attractive.
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00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:08,570
I think maybe I'll ask her to dinner.
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00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,290
Bo, can you see the tarantula?
315
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:19,230
Nope. Not in the crawlspace.
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00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,680
Hey, wait.
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00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:22,000
What's that?
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00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,670
Oh, no. There it is.
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00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,879
You okay?
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00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:38,980
Wait.
321
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,380
You're... Fine.
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00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,850
The spider wasn't in there.
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00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:45,969
But I did see a sweet trampoline. And
some cans of our danger that looked like
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00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,630
fun. Oh, and a fly costume.
325
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,550
Well, that went badly.
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00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:56,940
Totes badly.
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00:17:01,871 --> 00:17:03,859
That was fun.
328
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:07,720
I'm glad we went out someplace with
fresh air. Fresher, at least.
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00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:09,620
I hope you can stick around.
330
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,579
We could watch a movie.
331
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,350
I'd like that.
332
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:18,219
It's okay. As long as it's an action
movie and not a romantic comedy. How
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00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:19,179
a romantic comedy?
334
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:21,220
Perfect. I love romantic comedies. No!
335
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,380
Did you hear something?
336
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:35,490
I'm in luck to contact. We were looking
for it.
337
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,390
You don't wear contacts.
338
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:39,930
That's why we couldn't find it.
339
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,320
Gotta go.
340
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:46,670
We need to talk.
341
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:58,790
Okay, what do we need to talk about? You
gotta tell Craig how you feel.
342
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:01,270
Not in front of I'm in to die.
343
00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:05,469
No, it's fine. I already know you
confessed your undying love for my dad.
344
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:06,209
so exciting.
345
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,030
Also, Pig Latin, not a thing anymore.
346
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:10,150
You told her? I had to.
347
00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:13,049
Sometime it could help me break up
Cynthia and Craig.
348
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:16,900
But it totally backfired, like big time.
And now there's only one option left.
349
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:18,990
You have to tell Craig you like him.
350
00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:21,140
Like, like him.
351
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,070
Soph, I don't know.
352
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,210
Mom, there is a ticking clock and her
name is Cynthia.
353
00:18:26,630 --> 00:18:29,050
Tick, tock, tick, tock.
354
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,140
Well, we're not going to find it.
355
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,559
I need to tell Sophia, and I'll have to
pack up her house for hers, then she'll
356
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,610
totally want to move.
357
00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:43,459
Is it really that bad? Oh, yeah. It all
started one Halloween when she dressed
358
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,510
up as a... What?
359
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,890
Yeah.
360
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,970
How did you know?
361
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:52,659
Well, someone had to man up. I figured
bigger bait could have lured that bad
362
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:56,440
out. Uh, yeah, that's not exactly how it
works. There it is.
363
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:00,890
You were saying?
364
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,550
You're the man.
365
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,820
Okay, I'll do it.
366
00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,440
I'm going to tell Craig how I feel.
367
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,780
I can't believe you lost it again.
368
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,130
It has to be in here.
369
00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:20,699
I'm pretty sure something weird is going
on here, but I think you should ignore
370
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,750
it. Works for me.
371
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,600
Is that my fly costume?
372
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,860
Where is it? I don't know. It ran this
way. Craig, I have something to tell
373
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,370
Kill it, Craig. Kill it!
374
00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:39,540
Relax.
375
00:19:40,610 --> 00:19:42,210
This kind's not even poisonous.
376
00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:45,690
Looking for this?
377
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:51,760
Thanks.
378
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,130
Aw, now no one's gonna puke.
379
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:59,400
It's okay, Cynthia. Don't worry. Lots of
people are freaked out by spiders.
380
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:01,010
It's a very normal reaction.
381
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:06,710
No. This whole town is very, very not
normal.
382
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,420
I think you mean abnormal.
383
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,400
No. This place is ridiculous.
384
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:14,900
So all those jokes you made about
Starfall's being ridiculous... Weren't
385
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,860
We were fish gas and now giant spiders?
386
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,710
I'm leaving.
387
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,170
Are you coming?
388
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,010
No thanks, Cynthia.
389
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,170
I like it here.
390
00:20:41,321 --> 00:20:44,059
I hope she didn't offend you.
391
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,120
Nah, it's okay.
392
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,760
Star Falls can be ridiculous.
393
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,250
But I love it.
394
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,690
Me too.
395
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,620
So, uh, what was that thing you wanted
to say? It seemed important.
396
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,110
Yes, it is.
397
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:07,499
I, uh, I... I wanted to tell you that...
I need you to stop eating all
398
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,550
the cottage cheese.
399
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:10,950
Right.
400
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,650
Okay.
401
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,090
Sorry. I'll lay off it.
402
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,050
Is that all you wanted to say?
403
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,790
Yep. That's it.
404
00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:20,540
Cottage cheese.
405
00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:23,180
Good night.
406
00:21:25,361 --> 00:21:32,649
Seriously, I can't believe you blew the
perfect opportunity to tell Coach how
407
00:21:32,650 --> 00:21:33,269
you feel.
408
00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:34,830
That was just a trial run.
409
00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,390
I'll tell him next time, 100%. Mm -hmm.
410
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,140
Anyway, we found a foster home for
Herbie.
411
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,860
The big, hairy spider?
412
00:21:42,861 --> 00:21:44,219
Yep. Both.
413
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,960
What? You know he's just gonna let it
out again.
414
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:49,820
Not after I put this on the cage.
415
00:21:49,821 --> 00:21:53,479
I've never loved you more than I do at
this very moment.
416
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,279
Aw. Oh, we should probably go the other
way. It's almost fish gas time at the
417
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,330
hut. Good call.
418
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:02,920
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