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Uh, hi, Ozzy.

Don't get weird, but you're about to hit
a deer.

Peak in New York. Next stop.

Ozzy Graham reporting on StarCraft, a
support group for people who believe

they've been abducted by aliens and meet
in a Catholic church for some reason.

It has been 302 days since I last saw my
wife, Debbie,

and I'm starting to think that she may
never come back. As many of you know, we

were taken during a camping trip 10
years ago by the reptilians.

And it seems to me that they've come
back to finish the job.

Why is he writing?

Chelsea, we discussed this.

He's a journalist, and we agreed that he
could write an article about the group.

I didn't agree to that. I clearly said,
Chelsea, that if this makes anyone

uncomfortable, they don't have to
participate today. Just to assure

your real names will not be used in this
article.

Well, it's too late now. No, it's not. I
don't have to. It's too late now.

Okay, reptilians.

are shapeshifters. They are
psychopathic. They live amongst us.

.S. president, past and current, was a
reptilian.

Nixon? Nixon.

Reagan? Reagan.

Lincoln? Lincoln. One of the most lizard
-y presidents out there.

What? One of the biggest.

Wow. They've lived amongst us for
centuries.

There's actually a number of theories on
that.

It's a stone -cold fact, Jerry, and you
know it. I'm just saying, there are

different kinds of aliens with different
agendas. Just to be clear, Were all of

you abductees? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Ah,
cool, bro. And then he says that. We

very much prefer the term experiencer to
abductees. It just gives us a little

more agency.

Calling someone an abductee is a lot
like slut -shaming. Sorry. Did you all

experiences with reptilians?

No. Mine were greys.

Big heads.

Little bodies.

Massive, wet, soulless eyes.

Mm -hmm.

mine look like ryan gosling or like a
young paul newman but albino and nine

tall figures i get visited by less than
many he got ryan gosling the reptilians

are the ones you have to watch out for
ozzie the others are inconsequential

thank you

Stair cross.

It's like a weirdo's circus of attention
-seekers and paranoid delusionals. Hey,

man.

Hey.

Car's running if you still want a lift.

Yeah.

Well, thanks for giving me a lift. My
car's in the shop. Oh, bummer. What

happened? I hit a deer.

Feel free to reach out if you need any
technical consulting with your

journalistic endeavors.

I'm also an advocate for legalization.

Yeah, the two kind of complement each
other, don't they? Yeah, they totally

Call any time. You're never bothering
me.

Oh, God, life is cruel.

Hey, man.

You're very special.

Hey, it's you.

Oh, no!

Sorry,

I haven't been sleeping too well lately.

But I'm fine.

Jonathan Walsh will see you now.

Uh, hey, Jonathan? Dude, I'm reading
your alien support group thing.

I don't like it. You don't? No.

I freaking love it.

Oh, wow.

That's an impressive task.

Oh, thanks, man.

Yeah, I asked for a smaller office, but
they billed me this instead.

Anyway, fantastic piece of clickbait.
I'm hungry for more.

There's no more. It's a silly article
about some harmless weirdos who believe

aliens. Yeah, but why do these harmless
weirdos believe in aliens?

My last two articles before this were
about prison reform and gun control.

That's what I should be covering. Look.

I know you want a Pulitzer.

Never want a Pulitzer, John. Well, we're
going to get you one because you're

amazing. But here's the thing, buddy.

It's your first week back since the car
accident. I knew it. I knew it. No,

look, I am fine, all right? I hit a deal
with my car. It's not a big deal.

People do that all the time. And I've
seen worse things on assignment. When I

covered Occupy Wall Street, I got tased
three times.

Three times by the same cop. And you
will be tased again, I promise.

Just get me one more draft of this.
Fine. One more draft, and then I'm done

a tinfoil hat beat. Dude, a billion
percent. Yes.

I guess I could buy some pot.

Yeah, I'm having office hours right now.

Just swing by and we can talk it out.

Oh, sorry. Gotta go.

Hey, asshole!

You working or what? Come on!

Welcome to the Nerve Center.

What do you think?

It's efficient.

Got my research library there.

My star chart's up overhead.

And the crown jewel, Beacon, has the
highest number of reported alien

encounters on the East Coast.

And it all starts here, 200 feet to your
left, in 1962.

An average young couple return home from
a cocktail party.

For reasons unknown, they decide to park
in the middle of this field.

When, boom!

Aliens got him. You didn't know I was
going to say that.

What were you going to say?

Aliens got him.

I'm telling you, Ozzie.

There's dickery afoot in Beacon. Alien
dickery.

With my expertise and your connections,
we can blow the lid off this town.

We can be like Han and Luke or Woodstein
and Birdbomb.

Woodward and Bernstein? Yeah, any of
those guys. Take your pick. I'm Han.

I think this is where my accident
happened.

I keep seeing that sign in my dreams.
You had your accident in Beacon?

You hit a deer and you're dreaming about
it? People hit deer all the time,

Jerry. It's not that unusual.

You're right.

It's textbook.

Look, if I wanted to interview the rest
of your group, do you think you could

set that up? Yeah.

I could engineer that outcome.

Totes.

So you're a farmer.

What's that like?

Oh, pretty run -of -the -mill, I guess.
Grow some stuff.

Kill some stuff.

The soil's so rich, man. Because it's
pig shit.

Working for the post office, you get to
knock on everybody's door, and you see

all kinds of things. Believe you me.

Really? Oh, yeah.

Like what?

Naked people mostly.

This is off the record, right?

Mm -hmm. I'm a receptionist at the
funeral home. Nothing to be ashamed of.

temp. Part -time.

I'm a part -time temp at a funeral home.

But... Just until your band makes it,
right? There's no band.

I'm the VP of a major tech company.

But do not use the name or you will be
sued.

And what does your company do?

Have you ever heard of something called
the Internet?

We manufacture the little plastic jacks
at the end of Ethernet cables that gets

you onto the Internet.

So. I'm a homemaker, okay?

That sounded defensive, didn't it? No,
no.

A little. Can you just put me down as a
neurologist?

I moved to this retirement community
after my husband died.

Yeah, and I hated it at first, but the
sex here is amazing.

Oh, yeah, yeah. After 60, everybody just
goes for it.

And what can you tell me about your
alien experience?

Oh, it was pretty late.

It was around midnight.

I just got back from a terrible date,
which was just a normal date for me.

And I thought I'd just go to bed.

But... I couldn't sleep that night for
some reason. I just kept waking up.

I saw this dark shape in the corner of
the room.

But this time it wasn't my ex -husband.

So I went down to the kitchen for a late
night snack, which I never do.

And I sensed this presence behind me.

Hi, Margaret.

Don't get weird.

Hold on.

It said, don't get weird. Don't get
weird, yeah. What happened next?

Well, I didn't. Even though it was
weird, Ozzy, he was just so... Laid

Reptilians are a calm species.

Quite often they are in positions of
authority.

Many of my former bosses were reptilians
in human form.

They're telepathic, which makes it
difficult to get a raise. Richard,

So... When we woke up, we were in some
kind of examination room, and it was all

white.

It was like a futuristic bathroom in a
ballpark.

And they started poking at me.

Those little gray bastards.

Tall, Nordic -looking lizard people.

When they were done, I will never
forget.

They looked me right in the eyes.

You will never believe what they said.

You are special.

You are special.

Isn't that neat?

Fascinating. I know this might be
difficult, so I usually like to start

interviews with just a few basic
questions.

Oh, I'm not here to talk about my
experience, Ozzy.

I'm much more interested in hearing
about yours.

I don't know what you're talking about.
I didn't have an experience.

Sorry to blow up your spot, man. I told
her about your accident.

What is this, like, some kind of an
intervention?

No. What would you say if I told you
that car accidents involving animals are

sometimes cover memories used to mask
alien encounters?

They cover them.

They cover them up.

All right, this has been a fascinating
journey into alternate realities, but I

need to get back to the real world. We
can't help you unless you let us in,

Ozzie. No judgments, man, just love.
Look, I hit a deer. It happens.

All the time.

Okay. Excuse me if I pin this one on
nature and not alien.

Just let me ask you one last thing.

What happened after the accident?

Did you call the police? Animal care and
control.

You don't remember, do you?

Don't get weird. You're very special.

Blowing my napkin? You're sweating a
lot, man. No, I'm not.

It's hot in here. We're all hot.

I... have been working with experiencers
for almost six months. I know one when

I see one. We do have a pretty good eye,
man.

Hey, Father Doug, what's up? I'm reading
about my church's sponsorship of an

alien cult in a major news site, and I'm
just trying to process that without

screaming.

You promised you wouldn't use actual
names. That was an old draft. It wasn't

supposed to be published.

You know how much damage control I have
to do now. We'll be lucky if we don't

get kicked out of our room. I don't know
how this happened, Gina. I swear. Good

luck with those non -existent
nightmares.

They only get worse. Come on, Gina.

Gina.

You published my unfinished article with
everybody's names and the name of the

church. Okay, clearly mistakes were
made.

How do you mistakenly turn a human
interest piece into some kind of a

job? It's super bizarre, and we're
looking into it. Here.

No. Okay, fine.

Now look, the best thing you can do
right now is just break off contact.

No, I can't. I need to make sure they're
okay.

Hey, in all fairness, you did call these
people weirdos. So there's no reason to

ruin somebody's life.

Everybody's a weirdo. I'm a weirdo.
You're a weirdo. No, I'm not. Yes, you

You work in an airplane hangar, and you
drive a desk.

Okay, you're upset, and you're saying
things you don't mean. Oh, no, I know

exactly what I'm saying, and if this is
how you want to operate, you can do it

without me.

Okay, no problem.

We'll circle back and touch base later.

I need you to forward my calls. I need
to clean out my...

You need to clean up your what?

No,

no, no, no.

Is everything all right?

Yeah, everything's fine.

Everyone in here, they all had deer,
deer heads.

I'm going to go.

And let's all thank Father Doug for
smoothing things over with Our Lady of

People here are actually still pretty
upset.

that's why i wanted to round of applause
father's up you

know what just if anyone asks

starcrossed is a division of aa that's
good okay excuse me i owe

everyone in this room a huge apology
there's forgiveness here for everyone

take it from here father look when i
came here i thought you were all sad

Broken weirdos.

After spending the last week getting to
know you all, I think I might be broken,

too. We know.

But there's only one way to find out for
sure.

Just focus on my finger and start
counting backwards.

Wow,

that was a record.

Where are you now, Ozzy? What's
happening?

I'm driving.

Night, I think I'm about to hit the
deer. It's not real. It's just a memory.

Oh my God, that is so creepy.

I'm flying!

Hey, bud.

Don't get weird, okay?

Where are you now, Ozzy?

I'm not sure.

Everything's blurry.

Are you sure he's out? He's totally out.
Calm down.

I hear voices.

I'm just saying he doesn't look like
he's out.

His head just moved. Dude, the ship. The
ship is rocking right now.

Okay. All I'm saying is we've been here
before. I know my freaking job, Jeff.

Guys, guys, guys.

Can we not fight? We're almost there,
okay?

Let's just be cool and get this done.

Great. We're getting cool lessons from
Don.

Hey, Don.

I've got an idea.

Okay, forget it. Forget I said anything.
Why don't you get off our asses and go

make us a couple sandwiches?

Okay, he's looking right at me. Shit.
Hang on.

Shit. I know my freaking job, Jeff. Oh,
eat a dick.

It's not like you can remember any of
this.

We're just going to wipe his mind
telling him he's special and send him on

way like all the others.

We'll rule them all soon anyway.

What does that mean, special like all
the others?

You hit the trifecta, buddy. He made
contact with a reptilian, a gray, and a

white at the same time.

That's like having dinner with a
unicorn.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You all right? You
okay, Ozzie? I just need some air.

Take it easy there. Good.

Just me there.

Okay, guys.

Rulethal? That seems to be the most
pressing thought here.

Hi.

How you doing, buddy?

I'm either losing my mind or I was
abducted by aliens, so I'm doing pretty

great, Jerry.

If it makes you feel any better, you
were totally amazing back there. Why

that make me feel any better?

Some people would give their right arm
for an experience like that.

Those people are out of their goddamn
minds.

I'm one of them.

You know why I didn't tell you about my
experience?

Because I never had one.

I've been trying to make contact for
years.

I even got this crappy job next to a
famous abduction site.

But they still don't want me.

They just want people like you.

Don't even believe in them.

I'll get out of your hair.

Wait, Jerry.

Wait.

You're right.

There is dickery afoot in Beacon, and
maybe it's aliens.

Totally aliens.

Or maybe it's something else, like...

I don't know, angry teenagers or the
government. Maybe it's like a Tuskegee

experiment thing. All I know is
something happened to me, and something

to those people in there, and I need to
find out what it is. And I can't do that

alone.

I need your help.

So you in?

Can I be hung?

Fine. I'm in. Oh!

All right, burn bomb.

You are very special.

Thanks, buddy.

You too.

I'm not really used to this, but I had a
pretty good week. I quit my job. Well,

I'm just really worried about you, bud.

Nancy said you stormed out of here the
other day because everyone, and I quote,

had deer heads.

But I found a new one here in Beacon.

You work for the Wall Street Journal,
New York Times, and Bankland Enterprise,

and you want to work here.

I'm interested in all things Beacon, so
it looks like I'll be sticking around

for a while.

My name is...

Ozzy Graham, and I'm maybe, maybe,
possibly an

experiencer.

We don't stand?

No, we don't say last names either.

Oh, really?

Yeah, get me the financials on the
Beacon Daily Gazette.

They're doing some interesting stuff on
the local level. It might be nice to be

involved.

Just do it, Edward. Don't get weird.

Everything okay?

Oh, yeah. I just went down the wrong
tube.

I... Oh, thanks.

Better?

Got it. Apple.

Great.

Grab a medal, man. A medal?
Congratulations for doing your job. I'm

today. I'm going to cry again. I'm not
crying. Okay, you know what? I'm not

crying yet. You guys do this. I go back
to that. John, we're just kidding, man.

We're done.

Come back here.

Would you hug him, for God's sake?

It's worse than having a puppy. It is,
yeah.

God!