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The following programme contains strong language and adult humour.

Chris, we're gonna ask you to throw to the break.

Do I have to look in the camera? 'Cos we could be here all night.

Hello! Welcome to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Music, chat, laughs. 'Ugh!'

Joining Jamali on Noel's team tonight...

♪ Come take my hand

♪ Understand that you can... ♪

A member of pop royalty, Girls Aloud,

who is so obsessed with eating potatoes,

she had to be overruled by the band from renaming their songs.

"I Can't Speak French Fries," "Love Mashine,"

And "Something Kinda oh-oh-oh-oh Hot Potato!"

It's Nadine Coyle!

And on Sophie Willan's team tonight...

♪ I just wanna give you my...

♪ Full attention... ♪

An award winning singer whose hits include "Something in the Water,"

a hauntingly beautiful song they always play on "Love Island"

after someone's fingered someone they shouldn't have.

It's Tom Grennan!

And, an award winning comedian who won the hearts of the nation

with his performances on "Strictly."

People were amazed that he could perform so brilliantly

with his visual impairment, and I agree. It's suspicious.

I'll go further, I don't think he's blind!

Head's up! Hackey-sack!

Fair enough, he's blind!

It's Chris McCausland!

And I'd like everyone at home who's getting onto their computers

to complain now, to note how much Chris laughed,

and Chris and I came up with that joke together, so you can fuck off.

Welcome to the show, everyone. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

Lovely to see you all. Nadine, let's start with you.

Great year for you last year. Tell me about the tour.

Was it exciting? It was brilliant.

We flew on motorbikes across arenas and done all sorts of fun stuff.

Yet you ruined it by constantly choking on confetti.

I did.

Who knew they could be so, se dangerous?

Wee bits of paper. Don't they taste like shit as well?

They're awful. Did you go...

Do you ever, Tom, when you take a deep breath

and you're like... and they've got a confetti fall and

it, like, hits you in the back of the throat?

That is a shit way to die, though.

I think they're reusing them. They're just sweeping them back up.

Oh, don't! No, no, no, no. That's it. That's it.

If you had a confetti business,

you're not getting new confetti every time, are you?

That is exactly it.

You've got to sit there with scissors,

cutting them into little squares.

Tom Grennan's here, everybody!

Do you know how soulful Tom Grennan's voice is?

He made the Gillette advert sound great.

Have a listen to this.

♪ Gillette

♪ The best a man can get... ♪

Genuinely good, innit?

I wasn't expecting it to do what it did.

So, I just thought, oh, do an advert and no-one's gonna know it's me.

Then all of a sudden, boom.

Now everybody, if they ever do see me in the street,

they're like, Gillette guy.

I'm like, "I've done fucking more than just the Gillette advert."

I genuinely think Tom and Nadine can make anything sound soulful.

I've printed off a song for you to sing for us.

Let's lower the lights. This is gonna be profound.

And it's the first time you've - duetted together, I suspect? - Yes.

We need a clap in here. Alright.

♪ Bob the builder

♪ Can we fix it

♪ Bob the builder

♪ Yes we can ♪

- Yes! - Woo-eee!

Genuinely amazing.

Made my balls go up inside me.

In a good way. In a good way.

Chris McCausland's here. Hello, Chris.

Are you sick of talking about "Strictly" yet?

People say to me, you must be so sick of this by now.

I'm honestly not. Like, like I'm...

I'm still living in the glory.

I mean, let's be honest, it's fucking remarkable, wasn't it?

You were amazing, yeah.

It was very, very good. - Hackey-sack! - Ah!

You also won "Celebrity Mastermind," - is that right? - I did.

- Specialised subject? - Pearl Jam.

I was on with Anne Diamond, who did a history of British radar,

um, 'cos her dad invented British radar.

How many did you get?

I got nine on Pearl Jam, and my dad's not in the band.

Hey, let's crack on with the show, shall we?

Alright. The first question is for Noel's team. Take a look at this.

♪ I'm Slim Shady Yes, I'm the real Shady

♪ All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

♪ Please stand up, please stand up ♪

That was homicidal Mini-Milk, Eminem.

Tell me, who did he have a petty grievance with

at the 2002 MTV Awards? Was it...

Or was it B...

Or was it C...

Simple as that.

There you go, Noel's team.

One of those, incredibly, is true.

I think Eminem respects silky blouses, man.

I don't think he'll fuck up a silky blouse.

You think Eminem respects - silky blouses? - Yeah.

It's C, it's got to be that one.

Punched a puppet dog in the face

'cos of a feud he was having with Moby.

Why did he punch the dog?

The puppet dog was trying to get them to reconcile.

I think Moby would be quite annoying, I could see.

Do you think? I think he'd be irritating.

He's got an annoying vibe. I bet he's into Bitcoin now.

Do you know what I mean?

- I bet he is. - Yeah.

Why are you all just ignoring Christina Agui-hairier?

I ju- I mean, look... I love it. I love it.

I think that's hilarious. Have you, have you met her, Mariah?

I have met Mariah, yeah. Is she hairy?

She's got beautiful hair. - She's like a Wookiee. - So...

- I've never met her. - No.

She's constantly having to shave, apparently.

♪ Gillette

♪ The best a man can... ♪

The fact that one of them is true, I kind of respect that.

He knows how to feud.

As a man who likes feuds himself, this is a good feud.

Jamali loves a feud.

Who have you got beef with? A blood feud.

Bri- Brian Blessed.

You've fallen out with Blessed?

Right, fuck, he's always giving it the biguns, Blessed, isn't he?

- Yeah, he's very loud. - Have you actually had a falling out with him?

Yeah, I met him one time and it was just, I just had to say him,

"You're at a 10, let's take it down to a four."

"Jamali!" "Why are you screaming?"

I've got beef with my bin man. Here we go. Why?

For some reason, my bin man would check what's in the recycling bin

and he's put a note on my bin saying,

"Not allowed to take it because smells of fish."

So now, I've got a full bin and you're not taking my bin.

Do you think that outing him on national television is gonna

make it worse or better?

If you're watching this, - bin man, fuck you. - Yeah!

Yeah!

Let's have a look at Eminem. Here he is on the night in question.

I know what you're all thinking. Who knew Eminem had such tiny arms?

- Have you ever met Eminem? - I have.

We shared a label, um, at a point at Universal

and I was so confused as why he was getting private jets,

and we had to split a sandwich between five people.

I was like, "Well, that's not fair."

But I didn't realise he was making all of the money.

He could've bought you a fucking sandwich, though, couldn't he?

He didn't know, so I had, - like, imaginary beef. - Yeah.

What sandwich was it? Cheese and Marmite?

She's already told you, it was imaginary beef.

It was...

That was good.

Here's my favourite Eminem fact.

You know that riff that Dr Dre - used for, uh, "My Name Is"? - Yeah.

It's gonna blow your mind

if you don't already know who originally performed that riff.

It's a well-known English duo. Uh, here's the riff.

Have a listen to the riff.

♪ Hi, my name is ♪ What?

♪ My name is ♪ Who?

♪ My name is ♪ Slim Shady ♪

Jedward.

I'll tell you this, Sophie.

Jedward is no more ridiculous than the truth.

Don't say "The Krankies."

Shall I just tell you? Yeah.

"Chas and Dave."Oh, yeah.

That is lege, that. That is lege. Cool fact, innit?

"Chas and Dave" were also a big influence on MWA,

which is why "Fuck The Police" was originally called

"Wallop Have A Banana."

Let's make a decision.

I would- I think it's C,

because I remember it's a dog that's smoking a cigar.

And it tried to get them back - together, so he hit it? - Yeah.

- Alright. - I'm going with Jamali.

What? I said it five fucking minutes ago!

- Men! - Yeah.

The great news is, Nadine, who came up with this answer first, is right!

Eminem was triggered after Moby's friend Robert Smigel,

who voices a puppet called "Triumph The Insult Comic Dog,"

thought it would be funny to make them both speak to each other.

Eminem got so irritated that he ended up punching the puppet.

Here's the puppet. Yeah, see? It's a dog.

He's right. Well done, Noel's team. That's a point to you!

Good.

Join us after the break for Sophie's question.

Chris, do you want to throw to break?

Yeah, we've got an advert break coming up.

Go and do what you've got to do, but do come back,

'cos it honestly, it, it gets better.

Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks,

the show that thinks Taylor Swift's music is fine.

Nothing wrong with it, it's just not that great.

If you think it is, you haven't listened to enough music. Shut up.

OK, Sophie's team, get ready. This question is for you.

Take a look at this.

♪ Never fulfilled them

♪ Could be better

♪ Should be better

♪ Oh-oh

♪ Lessons in love ♪

♪ 'Cos I'm in too deep

♪ And I'm tryin' to keep

♪ Up above in my head

♪ Instead of goin' under ♪

♪ Just one thing makes me forget

♪ Red, red wine ♪

That was "Level 42," "Sum 41," and a reggae band

that sums up something that Jamali can't accept... "UB40."

Are you 40, Jamali? No, I'm not, I'm fucking 34!

I'm gonna to let you off 'cos you can't see my youthful glow.

No, I mean, I'll be honest, mate, you talk like a 12-year-old.

But can you tell me who overreacted to an incident during a gig?

A) Was it...

"It was like something out of Looney Tunes."

"Is it Looney Tunes, or is it Toons? I can never remember!"

Or was it B...

Or was it C...

"I'm bleeding!"

There you go, one of those, incredibly, is true.

There's a lot of information, isn't there?

There's so much info. I was gonna say B.

I think that, and that would be somebody being dramatic,

- wouldn't it? - Yeah. Which one's, Sum 41, though?

♪ I'm In Too Deep... ♪ Yeah, it'd be the pop-crunk one.

He's talking about his paper cut, isn't he? Yeah.

Is it the shot being shot, thinking your...?

'Cos that could be, could be one. Choc-ice.

Why would a choc-ice look like blood?

Why would there be a rake at a reggae festival?

Whoever's written this...

It's one of the great questions of our age.

Exactly.

Let me give you some facts to help you work out the answer.

MI5 spent years and years spying on "UB40,"

under the assumption the bands were communists

plotting to overthrow the government.

Lead singer Ali Campbell said the band intended to sue

in order to retrieve recordings of phone tappings,

but they didn't want them to end up with, and I quote...

- - Paranoid. - Hmm. - Yeah.

Here's a fact about "Sum 41," and I'm just gonna tell you this.

This is what Noel Gallagher said about them.

"Which is quite something when you think about it."

Quick "Level 42" fact before we guess.

Lead singer and bassist Mark King insured his thumb for £3 million.

- Gosh. - And you can see why he insured it for that much,

because he seems to have a rare genetic condition

where over the years his thumb has got incrementally bigger.

Have a look.

Thumb.

Thumb!

Let's have a guess.

I think it's got to be B, hasn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, that kind of pussy, pop punk stuff,

you'd pass out with a paper cut, wouldn't you?

You're perfectly happy that the roadie of "Sum 41" is called

Fat Knockers, just to be clear?

Oh, hang on a minute, I think C, actually.

You're the captain. Tom, what are you saying?

I'm going with my captain, so if you think C, go C.

What do you think, Chris? Well, I'll go with C, then.

Yeah, alright, great. The answer is indeed C!

- Well done, captain. - Well done.

Fabulous.

While opening for "The Police" in Germany,

a fan threw a melted choc-ice at "Level 42" and the guitarist,

Boon Gould, fell back shouting, "I'm bleeding!"

Has anyone ever been injured - on stage? - I've fallen off.

You've fallen off stage? Yeah, well... Yeah, same.

Yeah, it happens, doesn't it? More than you think.

It's 'cos the lights-You've had a hell of a ride, haven't you?

Ironically, am I the only one that hasn't fallen off stage?

Didn't you break your leg?

Not on stage, I broke my leg on an electric scooter.

I fell off it, and I said, "I think I broke my leg,"

and Mum was like, "You fucking liar."

So, she took me to hospital, but she made me walk on it,

'cos she was like, "You're lying, walk on it!"

Why are parents like that?

My dad did the same thing, I broke my back.

What? Yeah, I broke my back, I crawled in.

I was like, "Dad, my back!"

And he's like, "Just get up."

I was walking around on a broken back for six weeks.

Was you walking on your arms? Is that why you're muscly now?

Yeah, exactly.

Just all upper body. Fucking, yeah.

I'm not sure your career would have gone as well if you'd come on stage.

At the end of that round, both teams have one point!

Next up, it's the intros round.

Noel's team, Noel and Nadine, on your feet, please.

You'll be performing an intro of a song to Jamali.

Remember, Jamali, it's the title of the song we're looking for.

Take it away.

Right, I sort of vaguely remember this.

OK, that's a good start. I know, I know.

I'm, like, you're "vaguely," that's better than I've got.

Knowing you, you're definitely - not gonna get this. - OK.

I'll, I'll just tune out.

I have a tune in my head, but I think it's for a different song.

Yeah, go on, you do it. Oh really? I really do.

♪ Jung, jung, jung, jung

Can you do it together? ♪ Dom...

♪ Jung, jung... I'll do a beat.

♪ Jung, jung, jung, jung

♪ Jung-jung-jung

♪ Jung, jung, jung, jung... ♪

That's pretty much all - it fucking does. - Yeah.

I think I know that. I'll pass it over.

I haven't even took a guess yet. Oh, sorry.

I haven't even tried.

Yeah, Jamali! Right?

Jamali, what do you think? Uh, pass.

Tom?

- Is it "Coldplay"? - Yes!

A-ba-ba-ba-bup. What's the title of the...?"The Scientist."

- Yes. - It is "The Scientist!"

That was good, wasn't it?

Here's how it should have sounded.

What a tune.

That was "The Scientist" by "Coldplay."

Chris Martin once said, "Music comes from a place we don't know."

Speak for yourself, Chris. I know where my music comes from.

Alright. Back to the nest.

Next song, please.

♪ Do-do-dot, do-do-dot, do-do-dot Do-do, tch!

♪ Dum-durum-dum... This is good.

Yeah. ♪ Du-rum...

♪ Dum-durum-dum... Tune!

♪ Du-rum... Ooh!

♪ Dum-durum-dum... Come on.

Jamali, come on. It's, uh, 50...

Yes. 50 who? Oh, hang, hang on a minute.

It's 50 Cent? Uh, Candy Shop.

- Yes! - Yes!

That was 50 Cent with Candy Shop. Here's how it should have sounded.

# Yeah

♪ Ah-ha

♪ So seductive... ♪

That was 50 Cent with Candy Shop.

Lyrics include, I'll take you to the candy shop,

I'll let you lick the lollipop.

Fiddy, I'm a middle-aged man, take me to the garden centre

and get me some mulch and...

...if it all goes well with the planting, then,

and only then, can we talk about sucking dick.

Well done, Noel's team. You got one right!

OK, Sophie's team. Chris and Tom, on your feet.

You're gonna perform to Sophie.

Remember, it is the title of the song we're looking for,

not the band. - We've got this. - Alright.

Eighth one, you ready? You ready? Here we go.

- We going? - Go.

# Du-du, lum-bow-bow

♪ Dum-bum-bum-bow

♪ Bow-bow

♪ Bal-la-la-low

♪ Du-du, lum-bow-bow

# Du-du, lum-bow-bow

♪ Bow-bow

♪ Bal-la-la-low

♪ Ba-ba, lum-bow-bow... ♪

- - Is it your song? - I wish. - No, no.

I know that intro.

That is, that is class, that is. That's worth a round of applause

I can hear it, but I can't remember - it. - Come on, you've got it.

Sorry, 'cos you've done brilliant. Is it "The Kooks"?

It's not "The Kooks," I'll pass it over.

It's the Arctic Monkeys, isn't it? What's the song?

It is um... ♪ Du-du, luw-dow-dow... ♪

"All I Want To Know." Do you know what? You were so close.

It's "Do I Want To Know."

"Do I Want To Know," that's it. Close.

Here's how it should have sounded.

That was the "Arctic Monkeys" with "Do I Want To Know."

Yes, Alex, we're playing Guess Who. It sort of goes with the territory.

My God, you were shit company on Games Night.

Flip all the moustaches down.

Next song please, song two.

Alright, three, two, one.

♪ Da! Dow! ♪ Dim-dim

♪ Da! Dow!

♪ Uhhh!

♪ Dow-dum-dum, dum-dow-dum

♪ Dum-pow-pow

♪ Diddle-um-bum-pow!

♪ Dow-dum-dum, dum-dow-dum

♪ Bum-pow, diddle-ow-pow

♪ Pu-dow... ♪ Can you do the next bit?

I don't know it.

Tom, I think you should do it again

and Tom should just walk around on his hands.

Do you want to do one more of that?

OK, one more time, I'm gonna pass it over. Let's go, quick.

Three, two, one... ♪ Da! Dow!

♪ Da! Dow!

♪ Pow-pow! ♪ Du-du-pahh!

- I'm sorry. - OK.

I don't need to hear it any more.

All I need to do is look at Sophie's baffled face.

- Yeah. - Couldn't see it, Greg, couldn't see it.

Allegedly!

Noel's team, what do you think? "Power Of Love."

It is "The Power Of Love" by "Huey Lewis and The News," correct!

I wouldn't have got that.

Sorry.

Here's how it should have sounded.

♪ Do, do, do... ♪

That was "The Power Of Love" by "Huey Lewis and The News."

Lyrics include,

"The power of love is a curious thing,

making one man weep, make another man sing."

Although, interestingly, when I orgasm I do both.

You guessed none correct.

And at the end of that round, Sophie's team have two points

and Noel's team have three points!

Time for some adverts. Nadine, take us to the break.

We'll be back in three, so you can go and have a wee.

Lovely.

Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks,

or as Elton John calls it...

Never Mind the Buzzcocks!

Our next round is called ID Parade,

where our panel must identify a band.

Noel's team, here's your line-up.

For the audience at home, take a look at this.

♪ We've lost romance this world

♪ It's turned so see through

♪ Open your mind

♪ Believe it's gonna come true

♪ Keep romance alive

♪ And hope she's gonna tell you... ♪

That was Mumm-Ra with "She's Got You High."

But can you tell me which of our line-up are James New

and James Arguile from the band?

There's two members of the band there.

Is it, number one, "She Got You High"?

Number two, "Lovely Curls Takes Ages To Dry"?

Number three, "Turn It Off And Then On, I'm The IT Guy"?

Number four, "I Guess I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy"?

Or was it number five, "Tummy Is Hairy And So Is My Thigh

But My Bum Is So Smooth I Wax It, That's Why"?

There you go, Noel's team, what do you think? Hm.

I don't know, bruv.

Number three looks too young to be looking that stressed.

I think number four looks like he just is,

like, up to something, like there's a secret.

- Yeah. - And so, you're up to something number four.

Number one looks so sad. Yeah, he's depressed, boy.

♪ My life's in pieces... ♪

Number two is always bringing a guitar to a barbecue, man.

You know what I mean, bruv.

And everyone at the barbecue is going .

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think you're right about number four.

Something's dodgy about him.

I think number four is such a naughty boy.

You are, there's something... Why are you such a-

What have you been doing, you naughty boy?

Something, he's been up to something.

Yeah, he's been ghosting girls - on Hinge. - Something.

It was number one's girl.

Number five, I recognise.

- Yeah. - Do you? I absolutely recognise.

Yeah, he looks like he's always - having scraps on Mumsnet. - But...

I imagine you want a few facts - about Mumm-Ra. - Yes, please.

They were both schoolmates. They both got suspended from school.

- Whoo-wee! What for? - What?

Chasing a squirrel.

That's not a suspension, is it?

Let's pick out James and James from Mumm-Ra.

I'm just going to put it out there, right?

I think it's number four and number five.

I... Number one, man, there's something in him.

That's an artist's soul right there. I think that's number one.

He looks like he could be in a band.

I think number one's in the bag. That's- Number one's safe.

So, you don't think number four now? Nah.

'Cos number five, he looks like he used to be a rocker,

but now he feeds his kids avocados. I think it's number one and five.

We've locked it in. One and five. One and five.

Will the two Jameses from Mumm-Ra please step forward.

See the one's come- Yeah, he's got one and...

Yeah!

Wow. Wow.

James and James from Mumm-Ra. Hello, boys.

You're much happier now you've come out of the line-up...

...which we're all relieved about.

Will we see Mumm-Ra back together at any point?

We're doing a gig in a couple - of weeks, actually. - Hey!

It's James and James from Mumm-Ra!

Give a round of applause for all of our boys, please.

Sophie's team, your turn.

For the audience at home, take a look at this.

♪ Heaven

♪ When you touch me, baby

♪ Heaven

♪ When you touch me, baby

♪ I'm in heaven

♪ When you touch me, baby

♪ Honey, you

♪ Wanna find another lover... ♪

Yeah!

That was "The Chimes" with "Heaven."

But, Sophie's team, what I want to know is,

which of our line-up is singer Pauline Henry from the band?

Is it, number one, "The Chimes"?

Number two, "I Park Anywhere And Just Pay Off The Fines"?

Number three, "Why The Grumpy Face? I've Been Sucking Limes"?

Number four, "A Woman Wearing Trousers, Sign Of The Times."

Or number five, "I'm So Tall, I Hit Power Lines."

There they are. Who is Pauline Henry?

Firstly, that song sounded wicked.

It was good, but can I just say, do we get any extra...?

It's a bit of a problem, this, - isn't it, Greg? - Yeah.

Um... Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sure it is

- Hackey-sack! - W'hey!

I'll just do what- Shall we just do what they did?

Number four looks like she sniffs bins.

What do you reckon? Can I help in anyway, Chris?

Do you want to go and...?

I'm not going over to feel them, mate.

You don't have to go and feel them up.

We'll allow you to ask them questions, Chris, if you want.

Oh, OK, uh, hello... Hi.

Oh, OK, you're over there. Um...

Number one, what, what was the worst thing about being in a band?

Hmm...

Oh, you're a ghost.

Most of it was fun, to be fair, but it's just a lot of hard work.

OK.This feels a bit like Blind Date now.

Sophie, come on.

Oh, shit, yeah.

What's your name and where do you come from?

Now she's taking the piss out of Scousers.

Uh, number two, uh, what was the worst thing about being in a band?

All the travelling.

Travel, oh, God, she sounds like she's done some miles, doesn't she?

And number three, what was your favourite city to go to on tour?

Manchester.

- Oh. Yeah. - Why?

Because it had a vibe.

What was the vibe in Manchester, number three?

Happy.

I don't know then.

Number four, what was your worst city to go to?

London.

Why, why is that?

Too many people there.

A pop star who doesn't want too many people turning up.

It's not number four.

Number five, uh, what was your go-to meal when you were on tour?

Rice and peas and oxtail.

Number one looks cool. She's like pop star vibes.

She's the only one who doesn't look like a daytime drama actress.

Do you know what I mean?

I'm gonna have to push you for an answer, folks.

What do you think? Right, I think one.

I'm going number two. Fuck you.

I think it's number four. Do you?

Don't overrule me because... I'm gonna overrule both of you.

I will not have a rebellion - - on my ship. - Go on, then. - One.

Let's see if you're right.

Will the real Pauline Henry, please step forward.

Come on, one.

W'hey! Get in!

That was lucky, wasn't it? It's number one.

- - Number? - One. - Ah!

Sophie's team, you were right!

- Hello, Pauline. - Hi.

How are you? I'm excellent, thank you.

What are you up to?

Uh, just released a new single, out now.

Yes, I'm getting that. Pauline Henry!

Let's hear it for Pauline Henry and the rest of our lineup!

At the end of that round, Sophie's team have three points

and Noel's team are in the lead with four points!

Right, it's time for Next Line. Sophie's team, you're up first.

You're on the clock, remember. Right.

Your time starts now.

Gillette. The best a man can get.

Correct.

Tom, Tom Grennan, "The Best A Man Can Get."

I'm broke, but I'm happy.

Oh...

I'm, I'm, I'm tall but I'm wise.

I'm poor, but I'm kind. Alanis Morissette, "Hand in Pocket."

Left you multiple missed calls and my message you reply...

Why do you only call me when you're high?

Yes, "Arctic Monkeys," "Why Do You Always Call Me When You're High?"

I'm a genie in a bottle. Yeah, would you...

Someone rub me so I can come out.

Yeah, you've got to rub me the right way!

You've got to rub me the right way!

Christina Aguilera, "Genie in a Bottle."

I want to kiss you, but I want it too much.

Um...

Gregg Wallace, MasterChef.

I don't know.

I want to taste...

I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.

Gregg Wallace, MasterChef. Alice Cooper, "Poison."

When you're smiling, keep on smiling.

The whole world smiles with you.

Yes! Louis Armstrong, "When You're Smiling."

- Oh. - That is hard.

Well done, Sophie's team, you scored four points!

Noel's team, you need four points to win.

Can I ask you a question - before we start? - Anything.

Is Elton John still down there noshing you off?

Give everyone a little wave, Elton.

Alright, Noel's team, and your time starts now.

Take on me, take on me. ♪ I'll be yours ♪

I'll be gone in a day or two. A-ha, "Take On Me."Oh, fuck.

Guess who's back, back again. Shady's back, tell a friend.

Correct. Eminem, "Without Me."

Something kind of ooh. Jumping on my tutu.

Girls Aloud, "Something Kind Of Ooh." Correct.

Oh, Lordy Lord, trouble so hard. - It's Moby. - Yeah.

♪ Oh, Lordy trouble so hard ♪

Stop singing, I get drawn into it.

I forget about the quiz!

Don't nobody know the troubles but God.

Moby, "Natural Blues."

I'll take you to the candy shop. - Let you lick the lollipop. - Yes.

50 Cent, "Candy Shop."

Keep going, we're on a roll.

So, you're Brad Pitt.

You know, that don't - impress me much. - Yes!

Shania Twain, "That Don't Impress Me Too Much!"

So, it means it's the end of the round,

and it's the end of the show, and I can tell you that Sophie's team have

seven points, but with eight points, our winners tonight are Noel's team!

My thanks to Chris, Sophie, Tom, Nadine, Noel and Jamali.

Goodnight!

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