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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:11,672 The investigation's being led 2 00:00:11,772 --> 00:00:14,080 by a detective who 15 years ago 3 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,246 brought down the McKinnon crime family. 4 00:00:16,346 --> 00:00:18,346 PRUE:I didn't do it, you fucks! 5 00:00:18,446 --> 00:00:19,511 JESS: They need a new Buck and Doe 6 00:00:19,611 --> 00:00:21,512 and we've heard that it's between you and Rory... 7 00:00:21,612 --> 00:00:22,645 And me and Stretch. 8 00:00:22,745 --> 00:00:23,348 The Doe? Huh. 9 00:00:23,448 --> 00:00:26,086 You took down my crochet garden post. 10 00:00:26,186 --> 00:00:28,021 I'm going to tell the world the truth. 11 00:00:28,121 --> 00:00:31,517 I've been seeing a female student in all the wrong places. 12 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,551 -No, no, no. -OFFICER: Get back, get back. 13 00:00:33,651 --> 00:00:34,783 BARBARA: We need to find this psycho. 14 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:36,322 We need to take her to jail 15 00:00:36,422 --> 00:00:39,192 and get our fucking lives back. 16 00:00:41,754 --> 00:00:43,359 Um... 17 00:00:44,195 --> 00:00:44,751 ..I'm gonna finish up 18 00:00:44,761 --> 00:00:49,230 with my three favourite things about Scott. 19 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:53,397 His knock-knock jokes. 20 00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:59,532 His love of dogs. 21 00:01:01,467 --> 00:01:05,337 And...his kick. 22 00:01:05,898 --> 00:01:08,800 Seriously, that guy has the best torpedo bomb in the league. 23 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:09,239 Had. 24 00:01:09,339 --> 00:01:12,736 Had the best torpedo bomb in the league. 25 00:01:12,836 --> 00:01:13,538 We love you, Rory. 26 00:01:13,638 --> 00:01:16,078 -MAN: Love you, Rory. -WOMAN: Come on, Rory. 27 00:01:16,178 --> 00:01:18,178 -You can do it. -WOMAN 2: You got this. 28 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:19,409 What? 29 00:01:19,509 --> 00:01:20,443 Baby! 30 00:01:20,543 --> 00:01:21,608 Look, I know that they're looking 31 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:22,572 to replace you as captain, mate, 32 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,445 but I'm not sure that they ever could, and... 33 00:01:24,545 --> 00:01:26,611 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 34 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,480 ..I miss you. 35 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:31,745 (APPLAUSE) 36 00:01:31,845 --> 00:01:33,680 GEOFF: Cheers for that, Rory. Heartfelt stuff. 37 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:36,748 Maybe the St Stephen's bagpiper could play... 38 00:01:36,848 --> 00:01:37,484 (PLAYS BAGPIPES) 39 00:01:37,584 --> 00:01:40,057 Scott was a big loss to the uni, 40 00:01:40,157 --> 00:01:41,618 but we can't forget about Lyle! 41 00:01:41,718 --> 00:01:44,092 He wouldn't have wanted his death to be in vain! 42 00:01:44,192 --> 00:01:45,488 GEOFF: Alright, mate, that's enough. 43 00:01:45,588 --> 00:01:47,456 JARED: No, no, no, we are here 44 00:01:47,556 --> 00:01:48,490 because of the feminists! 45 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:50,095 This is the feminist agenda at play! 46 00:01:50,195 --> 00:01:51,524 It's not the place, dude. We're saying goodbye! 47 00:01:51,624 --> 00:01:55,196 It's true! Two men castrated! And killed! 48 00:01:55,296 --> 00:01:57,296 -And there will be more! -VICE-CHANCELLOR: Boys... 49 00:01:57,396 --> 00:01:58,425 -We should rise up against them. -Boys! 50 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:02,497 I know this is difficult and your emotions are legitimate, 51 00:02:02,597 --> 00:02:04,168 but I must reiterate, 52 00:02:04,268 --> 00:02:06,730 despite these two tragic deaths, 53 00:02:06,830 --> 00:02:10,798 there is not a serial killer on campus. 54 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:11,534 -(HUBBUB) -Bullshit! 55 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:14,503 VICE-CHANCELLOR: We are making great strides forward. 56 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:17,438 In fact, our stellar policing team 57 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,671 have just retrieved an image of our killer 58 00:02:20,771 --> 00:02:21,836 from campus CCTV. 59 00:02:21,936 --> 00:02:22,573 STUDENT: What? 60 00:02:22,673 --> 00:02:24,409 We are looking for information 61 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:28,047 regarding anyone owning this bracelet. 62 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,446 STUDENT: What? 63 00:02:33,282 --> 00:02:35,579 VICE-CHANCELLOR: The police have set up a hotline... 64 00:02:35,679 --> 00:02:37,448 Hotline? Are you serious? 65 00:02:37,548 --> 00:02:39,284 What's a hotline? 66 00:02:39,384 --> 00:02:41,186 (HUBBUB) 67 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:41,578 Come on! 68 00:02:41,588 --> 00:02:43,253 The only hotline I want is from Drake! 69 00:02:43,353 --> 00:02:44,848 VICE-CHANCELLOR: Please do get in con... 70 00:02:44,948 --> 00:02:47,255 -(HUBBUB) -Piper. Piper! 71 00:02:47,355 --> 00:02:48,685 -Come on, do your thing! -GEOFF: Calm down. 72 00:02:48,785 --> 00:02:53,259 -STUDENT: Oh, come on! -(PLAYS 'AMAZING GRACE') 73 00:02:55,854 --> 00:02:57,624 (EASEL THUDS) 74 00:02:58,361 --> 00:02:59,162 ? Duchess says 75 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,262 (CRUNCHY ROCK GUITAR) 76 00:03:00,362 --> 00:03:03,065 ? Oh, please clap your hands now 77 00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:05,825 ? The Duchess says ? 78 00:03:05,925 --> 00:03:08,200 ? Come on, hurry up 79 00:03:08,597 --> 00:03:09,927 ? With this... ? 80 00:03:11,268 --> 00:03:13,302 (NOTIFICATION CHIMES) 81 00:03:16,403 --> 00:03:19,404 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 82 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:21,602 -(WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) -Yes? 83 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,669 You should say, "Go for Barbara." 84 00:03:23,769 --> 00:03:28,309 You have about 10 seconds before I take the batteries out. 85 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,310 You still have that bracelet, right? 86 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,409 (BANNER FLAPS) 87 00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:33,279 (CLEARS THROAT) 88 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,709 I have no idea where it is. 89 00:03:37,281 --> 00:03:41,612 OK. It's not like they can link it back to you, right? 90 00:03:41,712 --> 00:03:42,349 Well, it has 91 00:03:42,449 --> 00:03:44,647 my name spelled out in beads, Elise. 92 00:03:44,747 --> 00:03:47,483 Where should we start? Should I start in...in the quad? 93 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:48,744 It's been picked over by cops a million times. 94 00:03:48,754 --> 00:03:51,452 If they could find it, they would have found it by now. 95 00:03:51,552 --> 00:03:53,982 OK, fine, I'll check the Swamp Bar. 96 00:03:54,422 --> 00:03:55,091 I'll go to the art rooms. 97 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:56,620 I'll meet you there when we're done. 98 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,752 Copy that. 99 00:03:57,852 --> 00:03:58,621 Over and o... 100 00:03:58,721 --> 00:03:59,753 (WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) 101 00:03:59,853 --> 00:04:01,589 Babe! (HALF-LAUGHS) 102 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:03,854 You did so good today. 103 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:06,559 Scott would have loved your speech. 104 00:04:06,659 --> 00:04:09,429 I was glad you could make it this time. 105 00:04:10,727 --> 00:04:11,561 I'm sorry, I know. 106 00:04:11,661 --> 00:04:13,529 I'm sorry I missed the kick. 107 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,464 It's really poor form, Babz. 108 00:04:15,564 --> 00:04:17,433 Thanks, Debbie. 109 00:04:17,928 --> 00:04:22,171 OK, um, we...we are gonna go to that thing 110 00:04:22,271 --> 00:04:23,732 and you guys can sort this out. 111 00:04:23,832 --> 00:04:27,999 Come on, let's go. (CONTINUES CHATTING) 112 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,474 It took me 17 attempts, Barbara. 113 00:04:33,738 --> 00:04:35,342 'Cause you weren't there. 114 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,178 You're right. I'm-I'm sorry. 115 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:38,905 I haven't been there for you, OK? 116 00:04:39,005 --> 00:04:40,444 How do I make this right? 117 00:04:40,544 --> 00:04:43,809 I'm just really sad, babe. 118 00:04:44,843 --> 00:04:48,217 OK, well, every time you're sad, 119 00:04:48,317 --> 00:04:52,814 you send me one of your MAA videos. 120 00:04:53,748 --> 00:04:56,684 MMA. It's mixed martial arts. 121 00:04:57,585 --> 00:04:59,849 I would like that. Thank you. 122 00:04:59,949 --> 00:05:01,389 OK. 123 00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:03,389 Should we do lunch by the river? 124 00:05:03,489 --> 00:05:05,258 That sounds amazing. Um... 125 00:05:05,358 --> 00:05:07,490 OK, I just have to go post. 'Bye. 126 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,520 VICE-CHANCELLOR: Detective Roach, 127 00:05:08,530 --> 00:05:10,327 I don't think I need to remind you... 128 00:05:10,427 --> 00:05:13,196 It's just an initial wave of withdrawals. 129 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:14,758 The boys will calm down. 130 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:17,627 Am I being hysterical, am I? 131 00:05:17,727 --> 00:05:19,826 Is that what you're implying? 132 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:22,597 Vice-Chancellor, this is Officer Shepherd. 133 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:23,432 Who? 134 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:25,797 Officer Shepherd. 135 00:05:26,028 --> 00:05:27,665 I've been the student-police liaison 136 00:05:27,765 --> 00:05:28,831 for the past two years. 137 00:05:28,931 --> 00:05:29,468 Detective Roach, 138 00:05:29,568 --> 00:05:32,404 I've sent you my Panic Action Plan. 139 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:33,206 If you can't follow it, 140 00:05:33,306 --> 00:05:35,636 then I think we should jump on a joint call 141 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,736 with the Commissioner, understood? 142 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:38,175 Yep. 143 00:05:38,275 --> 00:05:41,144 Jeremy, switch this stupid fucking thing off. 144 00:05:41,244 --> 00:05:43,476 (CALL TERMINATION BEEP) 145 00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:46,510 That went well. 146 00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:47,840 I haven't seen her this invested 147 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:49,742 since they restored all the gargoyles. 148 00:05:49,842 --> 00:05:53,909 So, she's organised an after-hours bus, 149 00:05:54,009 --> 00:05:54,745 extra security detail 150 00:05:54,845 --> 00:05:57,317 and self-defence classes for the boys. 151 00:05:57,417 --> 00:06:00,649 You know, those are all measures I've recommended for the women 152 00:06:00,749 --> 00:06:01,616 for two years. 153 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:03,386 Can they at least come to class? 154 00:06:03,486 --> 00:06:04,387 I guess we can figure that out, 155 00:06:04,487 --> 00:06:08,587 because we are now key facilitators of the action plan. 156 00:06:08,687 --> 00:06:11,325 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 157 00:06:11,754 --> 00:06:13,755 (SCRAPING NOISE) 158 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,858 (NOTIFICATION CHIMES) 159 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:27,200 -BARBARA: Anything? -Oh, nothing. 160 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,730 Why do you have so many clothes in here? 161 00:06:30,268 --> 00:06:32,863 Have you checked your bag? 162 00:06:32,963 --> 00:06:35,832 Why would it be in my bag? 163 00:06:36,602 --> 00:06:37,833 Wow. 164 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:39,404 Why are there so many cans? 165 00:06:39,504 --> 00:06:41,867 They're good for panic attacks. 166 00:06:41,967 --> 00:06:43,835 God, these murders are killing me, 167 00:06:43,935 --> 00:06:46,672 and I have to keep a very needy Rory happy 168 00:06:46,772 --> 00:06:47,804 if I'm to be the Doe. 169 00:06:47,904 --> 00:06:49,706 Wait, aren't you already nominated? 170 00:06:49,806 --> 00:06:50,806 The Buck picks his Doe. 171 00:06:50,906 --> 00:06:52,345 If we aren't together, it can't be me. 172 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,379 Oh, well, just so you know, you're taking this really well 173 00:06:55,479 --> 00:06:58,182 considering it's literally you on the news. 174 00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:00,976 Lucky they can't make out your name. 175 00:07:01,076 --> 00:07:01,745 For now. 176 00:07:01,845 --> 00:07:02,977 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 177 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:04,814 Whew. 178 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,451 Oh, shit, are you OK? 179 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:08,650 I think I'm having a panic attack. 180 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:09,980 Wait, what do you mean, you think? 181 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,619 Well, I-I've never had one before, Elise! 182 00:07:12,719 --> 00:07:13,784 Look, look, it's OK. 183 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:15,422 All we need to do is find the killer, 184 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:18,424 then none of this bracelet stuff even matters. 185 00:07:18,524 --> 00:07:20,425 You should have a panic fizz. 186 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,327 OK. 187 00:07:22,889 --> 00:07:24,294 Whew. 188 00:07:24,394 --> 00:07:25,328 Ooh! 189 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:26,017 So, the Men's Rights boys 190 00:07:26,027 --> 00:07:28,230 posted an illegal photo of the second murder. 191 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:30,760 I thought we could compare the crime scene, 192 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,762 look for differences. 193 00:07:32,927 --> 00:07:34,960 BARBARA: Well, their art sucks compared to ours. 194 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,697 -It's OTT and gross. -ELISE: Yeah. 195 00:07:36,797 --> 00:07:40,369 And they've emasculated the body in a really childish way. 196 00:07:40,469 --> 00:07:42,997 12C, full cup, maroon. 197 00:07:43,097 --> 00:07:44,304 Whoa! 198 00:07:44,404 --> 00:07:45,866 It's a gift. 199 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,802 And as we know, it took place in the women's therapy room, 200 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,374 but there was no sign of forced entry. 201 00:07:50,474 --> 00:07:53,903 So we're looking for a feminist with keys to the therapy room 202 00:07:54,003 --> 00:07:56,971 who also fits a 12C. (SCOFFS) 203 00:07:57,071 --> 00:07:59,939 You know, it's Club Day. Lucky for us! 204 00:08:00,039 --> 00:08:03,107 All the feminists will be in one room. 205 00:08:05,646 --> 00:08:06,448 ELISE: Wow. 206 00:08:06,548 --> 00:08:07,811 Who knew this university 207 00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:10,615 had such a rich tapestry of political women? 208 00:08:10,715 --> 00:08:12,781 Remember, we're here to find the killer, 209 00:08:12,881 --> 00:08:15,221 not for you to make a friend, OK? 210 00:08:15,321 --> 00:08:19,949 You go find the keys. I'll...see who fits the cup. 211 00:08:20,049 --> 00:08:20,851 OK. 212 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:22,984 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 213 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:26,755 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 214 00:08:26,855 --> 00:08:29,459 ? Set us free from this ancient world 215 00:08:29,559 --> 00:08:31,823 ? Where they play so hard and 216 00:08:31,923 --> 00:08:34,694 ? Girls, girls, girls, girls 217 00:08:35,628 --> 00:08:38,464 ? Girls, girls 218 00:08:38,564 --> 00:08:39,959 ? Girls, girls, girls, girls 219 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:43,334 ? Every time I see that crazy scene 220 00:08:43,434 --> 00:08:45,467 ? Baby, turn you on and 221 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,898 ? Girls, girls, girls, girls 222 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:57,341 ? We don't care, it's a girls, girls world 223 00:08:57,441 --> 00:08:58,034 ? Love your beauty 224 00:08:58,134 --> 00:09:00,276 ? It's a girls, girls world 225 00:09:00,376 --> 00:09:01,244 ? Leading ladies 226 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:02,674 ? It's a girls, girls world 227 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:07,346 ? We don't care, it's a girls, girls world... ? 228 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:11,877 Oh, I'm so sorry. I have no idea how that got there. 229 00:09:12,548 --> 00:09:14,846 -Hi! -Hi. 230 00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:18,979 WOMAN: We are the uni's first independent society 231 00:09:19,079 --> 00:09:21,782 for online adult models. 232 00:09:21,882 --> 00:09:23,750 Don't watch a lot of porn, huh? 233 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:25,487 Uh, yeah, so much. 234 00:09:25,587 --> 00:09:29,589 Um, I'm a real porn... pornoisseur. 235 00:09:30,051 --> 00:09:32,325 Do you guys ever use the women's therapy room? 236 00:09:32,425 --> 00:09:34,525 Sometimes. Um, do you want to join us? 237 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:35,888 We're actually looking for a third 238 00:09:35,988 --> 00:09:38,394 for 'Everything Every Hole All at Once'. 239 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:41,363 ? We don't care, it's a girls, girls world. ? 240 00:09:41,463 --> 00:09:44,993 ROACH: So what links the two victims? 241 00:09:45,465 --> 00:09:48,565 Scott being such a Lothario... 242 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:49,027 Rapist. 243 00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:50,060 I was trying to be PC, but yeah. 244 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,865 I'm wondering whether Lyle had...had a similar record. 245 00:09:55,536 --> 00:09:56,900 Hm. 246 00:09:57,669 --> 00:09:58,031 No. 247 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:01,637 Never had any complaints across my desk. 248 00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:02,161 ROACH: Right. 249 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:04,837 They couldn't be more different. (CLICKS MOUSE) 250 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:08,773 An alpha jock and a beta MRA. 251 00:10:08,873 --> 00:10:10,939 They're at opposite ends of the man-o-sphere. 252 00:10:11,039 --> 00:10:13,907 Well, we know who hates the man-o-sphere - feminists. 253 00:10:14,007 --> 00:10:16,744 Well, we've already got the leading rad fem in holding, 254 00:10:16,844 --> 00:10:19,481 which is where she was when the second murder occurred. 255 00:10:19,581 --> 00:10:22,516 Yeah. And her lawyer's gonna have her out of there by noon. 256 00:10:22,616 --> 00:10:23,846 We need to expand our search. 257 00:10:23,946 --> 00:10:25,946 So, what, round all the feminists up 258 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,320 and put them in a pen? 259 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:28,849 Is that an option? 260 00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:30,080 -No. -No. 261 00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,322 -(NOTIFICATION CHIMES) -Oh, you've got a text. 262 00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:33,917 Fighter height comparisons. 263 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:35,324 Oh! Ignore it. 264 00:10:35,424 --> 00:10:36,589 If we're looking for the obvious murderers, 265 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:38,689 we should probably start with the people with all the knives. 266 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:42,020 Yeah, well, they do have a key, and one of them is the cup size, 267 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,725 but then there's also the, uh, Bronte� brunette 268 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:51,563 and one of the, um, sex c...c...uh...uh... 269 00:10:51,663 --> 00:10:52,861 Cammers? 270 00:10:52,961 --> 00:10:55,632 OK, so we have three suspects. 271 00:10:56,094 --> 00:10:58,897 -(DOOR OPENS) -PRUE: Daddy's home! 272 00:10:58,997 --> 00:11:01,635 (CHEERING) 273 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,802 Shit. Did you know she was out? 274 00:11:06,902 --> 00:11:07,703 Gay or from jail? 275 00:11:07,803 --> 00:11:11,068 ELISE: We should get out of here before she recognises us. 276 00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:12,474 BARBARA: OK. 277 00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:13,971 ELISE: Ah! 278 00:11:17,006 --> 00:11:17,840 Maybe it's a good sign. 279 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:20,313 If Prue did remember, she'd have told the cops 280 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,974 and they'd be here instead, right? 281 00:11:22,074 --> 00:11:23,579 (DOOR OPENS) 282 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:27,076 (WOMEN BOO) 283 00:11:27,176 --> 00:11:29,780 All cops are bastards! 284 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,111 WOMAN: Yeah! 285 00:11:31,211 --> 00:11:33,079 ROACH: One of these? 286 00:11:33,179 --> 00:11:35,453 Yeah, thanks. 287 00:11:35,553 --> 00:11:37,455 Right. 288 00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:43,490 Hi. 289 00:11:43,590 --> 00:11:45,854 It's Barbara, right? 290 00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:46,855 Uh, sorry, how do... 291 00:11:46,955 --> 00:11:49,087 Oh, I'm a big fan of your socials. 292 00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:51,824 I am wondering why you're here. 293 00:11:51,924 --> 00:11:54,122 You know, fourth-wave feminism, 294 00:11:54,222 --> 00:11:55,463 women who code. 295 00:11:55,563 --> 00:11:58,531 It's not really your scene, is it? 296 00:11:58,631 --> 00:11:59,399 I'm sure a lot of women 297 00:11:59,499 --> 00:12:01,763 are wondering why a cop is here, Officer... 298 00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:03,864 Shepherd. 299 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,733 Oh, you know, that reminds me. 300 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:10,967 You don't happen to own one of these, do you? 301 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:15,341 Ooh. I mean, oh, I get sent so much promo shit. 302 00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:18,805 If I have a surplus, I could try to hook you up. 303 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,674 ROACH: Hey, Shep, you were right. 304 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,609 I should have printed more. 305 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,171 I'm sorry. 306 00:12:24,974 --> 00:12:28,107 Looks like your boss needs you. 307 00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:31,977 How's Maya? 308 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:34,582 Maya? 309 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:38,716 (MYSTERIOUS VOCALISATION) 310 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:39,914 (DOOR OPENS) 311 00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:41,684 RORY: Barbara? Barbara! 312 00:12:41,784 --> 00:12:44,147 Barb... Barbara, I was waiting by the river. 313 00:12:44,247 --> 00:12:45,884 -Can we talk about this later? -No. 314 00:12:45,984 --> 00:12:47,149 I'm sad and I want to hang now. 315 00:12:47,249 --> 00:12:49,952 Can you stop being so dramatic? 316 00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:50,821 Are you fucking kidding me? 317 00:12:50,921 --> 00:12:54,989 Hey! How about limiting the male aggression in the room? 318 00:12:55,956 --> 00:12:59,562 Seriously, Rory, just go. 319 00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:04,994 Two men are dead! 320 00:13:07,797 --> 00:13:09,962 Do any of you know what it's like 321 00:13:10,062 --> 00:13:13,162 to lose a friend to a monster? 322 00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:16,371 To walk around campus at night and not feel safe, 323 00:13:16,471 --> 00:13:19,373 or to carry a whistle in case you're attacked? 324 00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:22,937 Like that's ever going to help. 325 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,036 Are you serious? 326 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:28,070 Fuck off, arsehole! 327 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:29,005 (HOICKS) 328 00:13:29,105 --> 00:13:29,906 (WOMEN LAUGH) 329 00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:31,676 Oh! Righto, come on, mate. 330 00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:33,413 This is not a safe space for you. 331 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,678 -WOMAN: Yeah, get a grip. -WOMAN 2: ACAB! 332 00:13:35,778 --> 00:13:38,174 (WOMEN CHANT) ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! 333 00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,383 -Come on. -ACAB! ACAB! 334 00:13:40,483 --> 00:13:44,177 ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! ACAB! 335 00:13:44,277 --> 00:13:47,948 -(DOOR OPENS) -ACAB! ACAB! 336 00:13:48,048 --> 00:13:49,785 (DOOR CLOSES) 337 00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:55,622 (SIGHS) 338 00:13:55,722 --> 00:13:56,623 (CAN FIZZES) 339 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:57,458 -Oh! -Oh! 340 00:13:57,558 --> 00:13:58,756 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 341 00:13:58,856 --> 00:14:00,185 That's probably not what you needed. 342 00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:04,792 (SCOFFS) Rory hates me, that cop's onto me 343 00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:05,755 and whatever we're doing here 344 00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:08,189 is probably the stupidest thing I've ever done. 345 00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:10,564 Thanks a lot, Elise. 346 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,468 If you're feeling lonely at midnight, 347 00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,734 you could come and join us in the woods. 348 00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:22,636 It's a full moon tonight 349 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:27,605 and we're cleansing the campus of...impurities. 350 00:14:27,705 --> 00:14:30,606 Um, I can't tonight, 351 00:14:30,706 --> 00:14:34,137 but I wish you every success. 352 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:37,544 (MEN GRUNT) 353 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:40,578 GEOFF: You left yourself wide open there, Dorian. 354 00:14:40,678 --> 00:14:42,107 Boys, you should be at attention. 355 00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:44,075 We're in the presence of a legend. 356 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,548 Yeah, yeah, righto. 357 00:14:45,648 --> 00:14:46,449 This is Rory. 358 00:14:46,549 --> 00:14:49,210 -Yes, hello, Rory. -Got his picnic with him. 359 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,178 Why do you have a picnic? 360 00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:52,883 Sorry. 361 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:57,554 Alright. Yeah. 362 00:14:57,654 --> 00:15:00,183 The VC said you'd be attending. 363 00:15:01,019 --> 00:15:02,316 Here. 364 00:15:02,888 --> 00:15:04,657 I would love you to put this on. 365 00:15:04,757 --> 00:15:06,525 Give the boys a more comparable assailant. 366 00:15:06,625 --> 00:15:10,056 -I can do that. Hey? -No, no, no. No! 367 00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:14,090 When are the women joining us? 368 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:15,091 What? 369 00:15:15,191 --> 00:15:15,893 SHEPHERD: The women. 370 00:15:15,993 --> 00:15:19,325 They should be invited to self-defence class too. 371 00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,700 GEOFF: Alright, boys, we're gonna get into pairs. 372 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,900 That's two. So one plus another one, yeah? 373 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,900 -(CHATTER) -Yes! 374 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,901 -Thank you. See you after! -(LAUGHS) 375 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:33,671 Hey, girls, um, is Rory here? 376 00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:36,805 No, babe, he's been looking for you for, like, hours. 377 00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:37,541 He was really pissed. 378 00:15:37,641 --> 00:15:39,938 Yeah, it's just, like, not good for the Doe, Babz. 379 00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:40,674 Yeah, thanks, Debbie. 380 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,610 OK, well, if you see him, can you please tell him to call? 381 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,040 -What?! -Oh, my God! 382 00:15:46,140 --> 00:15:48,877 -What is going on? -I don't know. I don't know. 383 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:51,812 -(GASPS) Go, baby! -(LAUGHS) 384 00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:52,714 Yes! 385 00:15:52,814 --> 00:15:55,144 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 386 00:15:55,244 --> 00:15:55,979 Can she say that? 387 00:15:56,079 --> 00:16:00,553 She can say whatever she wants, mate. She's here to kill you. 388 00:16:05,688 --> 00:16:08,689 (GRUNTS) 389 00:16:09,284 --> 00:16:12,492 Yeah, that's it, that's enough. That was dreadful. 390 00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,691 Alright, Rory and Jared, you two are up. 391 00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:15,249 The rest of you, 392 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:17,056 let's get into pairs, find a match. 393 00:16:17,156 --> 00:16:18,495 Come on. In you get. 394 00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:21,497 Let's see if you can do any better, boys. 395 00:16:21,597 --> 00:16:22,960 Come on! 396 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,665 Thank you. Off the top. 397 00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:28,127 -MAN: Yeah, go, go, go! -(PLAYERS GRUNT) 398 00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:31,602 -And here we come! -(WHISTLE BLOWS) 399 00:16:38,837 --> 00:16:41,102 Come on then, Chadzilla. 400 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,304 (JARED GRUNTS) 401 00:16:52,976 --> 00:16:54,613 (JARED GROANS) 402 00:16:56,175 --> 00:16:57,274 JARED: Argh! 403 00:16:57,374 --> 00:16:58,978 Ow! 404 00:16:59,078 --> 00:17:01,979 Ha. Ooh! (GRUNTS) 405 00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,079 Argh! 406 00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,585 (GRUNTING) 407 00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:07,082 Stop it! 408 00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:13,150 (BOTH GRUNT) 409 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,987 Argh! 410 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:18,186 -Oh! -I miss Scott. 411 00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:20,659 I miss Lyle. 412 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,826 I don't know what to do. 413 00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,190 Oh! 414 00:17:28,762 --> 00:17:32,864 Why are we being taught to defend ourselves... 415 00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:35,600 ..when they should be... 416 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,503 ..when they should be teaching women 417 00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:40,701 not to kill us?! 418 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,704 You know what I'm saying is true. 419 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,838 Your friend was killed by a feminist! 420 00:17:48,938 --> 00:17:51,169 Let's stop all this bullshit 421 00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:53,402 and let's send a message. 422 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:58,206 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC) 423 00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:13,048 ELISE: So, this morning Barbara opened up 424 00:18:13,148 --> 00:18:14,884 and said that she needed me to help her 425 00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:17,654 with her portion of our special art project, 426 00:18:17,754 --> 00:18:21,184 but now she's pulled away and I don't really know what to do. 427 00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:24,922 Hmm, sometimes people just need a bit of space. 428 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,087 Have you made any other friends? 429 00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:28,626 -(DOOR OPENS) -NICOLE: You used all my soap. 430 00:18:28,726 --> 00:18:30,693 -I'm sorry. -(OPENS DRAWER) 431 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,628 I've got lots of friends, Mum. 432 00:18:32,728 --> 00:18:35,225 (NICOLE LAUGHS) No, you don't. 433 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,764 The thing is, we've actually really bonded 434 00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:45,428 and I think I'd be a bad friend if I just left her alone. 435 00:18:47,429 --> 00:18:48,835 Elise... 436 00:18:48,935 --> 00:18:51,705 ..I'm only gonna ask you this once. 437 00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:56,367 Are you sure Barbara wants to be friends? 438 00:18:59,039 --> 00:18:59,576 I'm gonna go. 439 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:02,370 -No, no, darling, I'm sor... -(HANGS UP) 440 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:08,241 (BATS SQUAWK) 441 00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:15,145 (UNSETTLING SOUNDSCAPE) 442 00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:18,245 MAN: No, please don't. Get away from me. 443 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:21,347 I haven't even passed my exam yet. 444 00:19:21,885 --> 00:19:24,017 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 445 00:19:24,117 --> 00:19:25,051 (BATS SQUAWK) 446 00:19:25,151 --> 00:19:27,623 (FEMALE VOICES WAIL) 447 00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:32,022 HOODED FIGURE: Come here! Get back here! 448 00:19:35,661 --> 00:19:39,125 (LOW BATTERY BEEP) 449 00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:43,994 (BARBARA WHISPERS)Elise? 450 00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:45,259 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 451 00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:47,898 (WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) 452 00:19:50,394 --> 00:19:54,231 Barbara, go for Elise, over. 453 00:19:54,429 --> 00:19:56,231 BARBARA:It's the Wiccans. 454 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:57,704 In the woods. 455 00:19:57,804 --> 00:19:59,200 Right now. Bring help. 456 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,169 (WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) 457 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:06,808 The Wiccans... are cleansing the campus. 458 00:20:07,743 --> 00:20:09,337 I need a weapon! 459 00:20:09,437 --> 00:20:11,305 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 460 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:13,108 Hey, that's my toaster! 461 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:17,880 -I promise I can be more woke! -Come on! 462 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:25,147 (WHISPERS) Elise! 463 00:20:25,247 --> 00:20:26,752 Elise! 464 00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:29,116 Barbara for Elise. 465 00:20:29,216 --> 00:20:31,721 I mean...I mean, uh, uh...Elise for Barbara. 466 00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:35,185 Uh, don't worry, I'm coming, over. 467 00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:39,792 (BARBARA WHISPERS)I'm at the clearing near the big tree. 468 00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:51,392 MAN: Please, don't hurt me. 469 00:20:53,030 --> 00:20:56,031 I mean, I'm captain of the football team. 470 00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:58,163 Somebody help me! 471 00:20:58,263 --> 00:20:59,703 Fuck. 472 00:21:00,396 --> 00:21:03,299 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 473 00:21:04,299 --> 00:21:08,806 -(WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) -Elise, where are you?! 474 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,137 -ELISE:Barbara! -(WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) 475 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,204 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 476 00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:15,974 (PANTS) 477 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,041 -Which tree? -(WALKIE-TALKIE BLEEPS) 478 00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:19,646 Who the hell was that? 479 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:24,210 (DISTURBING MUSIC) 480 00:21:30,982 --> 00:21:32,917 ELISE: Arggh! 481 00:21:36,183 --> 00:21:39,349 -Thank you. Thank you so much! -Oh! 482 00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:42,724 Cut. What the fuck?! 483 00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:43,955 What the hell are you doing? 484 00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:45,725 ELISE: What the hell are you doing? 485 00:21:45,825 --> 00:21:47,155 RUBY: We're making porn. 486 00:21:47,255 --> 00:21:47,726 ELISE: Porn? 487 00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:49,826 Of the murders? It's only been a week. 488 00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:52,695 Well, hey, prude, the internet wants what the internet wants. 489 00:21:52,795 --> 00:21:54,762 Yeah, you're right, I don't know much about this stuff, 490 00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:56,962 but I do know bad taste when I see it. 491 00:21:57,062 --> 00:21:59,293 Hey, ladies, I'm starting to go soft. 492 00:21:59,393 --> 00:22:00,930 BOTH: Shut the fuck up, Andy! 493 00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:03,130 I just... I thought you were the killers. 494 00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:04,899 You have knives and C-cups 495 00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:07,033 and keys to the women's therapy room. 496 00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:08,901 EMERALD: The women's therapy room? 497 00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:10,298 -Yeah! -Oh, my God. 498 00:22:10,398 --> 00:22:12,705 Uh, the lock hasn't worked for months. 499 00:22:12,805 --> 00:22:14,904 Yeah, you just open the door, idiots. 500 00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:16,467 EMERALD: Mmm! 501 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,205 Uh... 502 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,810 It's a big toaster. I don't see the issue. 503 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:26,042 You said, "Bring help." 504 00:22:26,142 --> 00:22:28,076 I meant the police! 505 00:22:28,176 --> 00:22:29,275 (ELISE SIGHS) 506 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:29,945 (WICCANS INTONE) 507 00:22:30,045 --> 00:22:33,882 ELISE: So that's what they meant by cleansing the campus. 508 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,651 I guess we're back to square one. 509 00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:37,850 Well, on the bright side, 510 00:22:37,950 --> 00:22:41,446 I've never had a friend defend me with a toaster before. 511 00:22:41,546 --> 00:22:44,085 That was a new experience. 512 00:22:45,152 --> 00:22:46,920 Friend? 513 00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:48,789 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 514 00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:52,891 ('NOBODY'S SAVIOUR' BY ROWENA WISE) 515 00:22:53,354 --> 00:22:53,891 (FLAMES WHOOSH) 516 00:22:53,991 --> 00:22:57,158 ROACH: Alright, people, let's back away! 517 00:22:57,861 --> 00:22:59,323 What were you saying about the boys calming down? 518 00:22:59,423 --> 00:23:02,796 -Not now. I said back away. -OK, everyone move! 519 00:23:02,896 --> 00:23:04,358 All of you. Keep moving. 520 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,897 No further. Come on. 521 00:23:05,997 --> 00:23:07,733 -? Oh, to think... ? -Keep back! Keep going. 522 00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,064 -? That you could know... ? -Back away! 523 00:23:09,164 --> 00:23:11,933 -? Yourself by now... ? -Alright, that's enough! 524 00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:13,462 SHEPHERD: Make some space! 525 00:23:13,562 --> 00:23:17,431 ? How did you end up like this? 526 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:18,903 ? Another year you're by his side... ? 527 00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:20,366 -SHEPHERD: Everyone move it. -ROACH: Just back away. 528 00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,400 -SHEPHERD: Clear off. -ROACH: All of you. 529 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,170 SHEPHERD: Move on! 530 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:30,711 ? Another year around the fireball in the sky 531 00:23:30,811 --> 00:23:33,274 ? Oh, to think that you could learn... ? 532 00:23:33,374 --> 00:23:34,746 -Did you see... -Yep. 533 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:35,879 ? To be alone... ? 534 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,243 I guess she remembers us, then. 535 00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:43,147 ? Lonely would be more honest 536 00:23:43,247 --> 00:23:46,752 ? Superwoman, don't you know 537 00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:50,854 ? You're superficial 538 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:58,022 ? Make believing 539 00:23:58,122 --> 00:24:00,089 ? That his heartache 540 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:03,455 ? Is your mission 541 00:24:06,522 --> 00:24:10,160 ? You're nobody's saviour 542 00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:12,832 ? Oh, no... ? 543 00:24:12,882 --> 00:24:17,432 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37637

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