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... you wanna come.

I wish you were here, it's so beautiful.

Yeah, we're right on the beach.

Yeah, well, I understand. I mean,

it is your boyfriend's birthday, but

I just wish you were here.

Alright. We'll send you lots of pictures. Okay.

Alright, have fun. Bye.

Hey.

Well, your sister's not gonna come, but we knew that.

Convinced her to go like a last minute flight?

I tried. Her boyfriend comes before us, obviously.

Yeah, we knew that. Yeah

But I mean, you know, we should make the best of it.

I mean, it's beautiful. Look at it.

Yeah, this is great.

It's a lot nicer than I expected. Right? Honestly.

I mean, it's unfortunate what your father did to us, but

whatever. We'll make do.

He never took us to the beach or anything like this anyway. That's right. Never.

So, fuck him.

We'll make it without him. I mean, I'll meet another guy. And if I don't, then, you know, we'll just have fun.

I mean, look at where we are now. Quite the upgrade.

No, this is cool.

This feels good because, like, we don't, I don't know, I've been so busy at school and stuff, you know?

We can, like, hang out. Go to the beach every day.

Are you ready to go?

Yeah? Put your sunscreen on? Yeah, I did.

Okay. I don't need you turning into a lobster. I won't.

Well, I need to figure out what bathing suit I'm going to wear.

And then I'll be ready. It's so nice out. We better hurry up and get out there.

Okay. All right, just give me a couple minutes.

Okay, Mom, I'll just be waiting.

Alex, can you come here for a second?

Yeah, Mom, sure.

Oh, you haven't unpacked.

I know this is going to sound silly,

but, I don't know,

I'm just not that confident anymore.

This is looking okay on me?

Yeah, Mom, it looks great.

Are you sure?

Like, it doesn't make me look like, you know...

Like what? Like an ugly mom.

You look like a swimsuit model. What are you talking about?

You think one of these will look better?

I mean... I don't know which one to wear.

I'm sure they all look good.

I mean, maybe the... the red one might be cool.

Yeah, I like red, actually.

I'll try this one on. You gotta close your eyes, though.

Okay.

Close your eyes.

Okay, I won't look.

I'm not looking.

I won't look. I'm watching you.

I'm not. I'm looking at the wall.

Just making sure.

You always did like the color red. Keep those eyes closed.

I am not looking.

You have the same laugh that your father used to have.

I'm about done. You can look.

I still have to tie it, though.

So, red.

That looks pretty good.

Yeah? Better than the white?

Yeah, I think so.

I don't have a mom butt, do I?

No, you don't.

You know how some moms have that.

No, you don't have that.

My sister has like the...

You're being crazy. Stop.

So, red. White.

I don't know, though. I mean, maybe...

I don't know about that.

This pink one might be really cool, though.

You don't like polkas?

Maybe you should try that one, just to be sure.

Okay. You know the drill.

Close your eyes.

I'm hoping you're gonna like it.

Not yet.

Almost done.

Okay.

What about this one?

I like that.

Pink for the win?

Yeah, I think that looks good.

Okay.

I don't have mom written all over me, do I?

Definitely.

Because this bottom...

I don't think so.

...covers everything.

Am I good?

I can't be a slutty mom, either.

No, you look...

I mean, people will probably think that, like, you're my girlfriend or something, honestly.

No.

They won't even think you're my mom.

You always say that on the funny side.

I should just put these away, then.

So, this one's for the win?

Okay, because there's a lot of sun out there.

Okay.

No, that one's the best.

All right.

Your sister's going to miss out.

Okay.

You going to be ready to go in a minute?

Okay.

I'm going to go in a minute.

Okay.

What if I just changed and put this one on, just to...

Just because you didn't like it.

You're the boss.

You can do whatever you want.

You asked me for help.

I don't want to embarrass you at the beach.

Okay.

I'll see you in a minute.

All right.

I'm going to trip over this.

Holy crap.

You're a mess.

How did we drink so much?

It's your fault.

I love my hat, though.

It looks very nice.

Does it look good on me?

You look beautiful.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

I love it.

I'm going to wear it every single day.

Nice.

You'll get a lot of attention.

Every guy's going to want to get with you.

Oh, thank God.

I need something real of me.

Maybe you should wear it.

You want to try it on?

Make sure you put the bow on the side.

Does that look good?

Yeah, you do.

I don't know.

I don't think this is really my style.

I love it.

It's my favorite hat ever.

I'm never going to take it off.

Ever.

Did you just take it off?

Well, I mean, I'm going to wear it every day, though.

I'm going to wear it every day.

God.

Did I ever get that guy's number?

Remember that one guy from the bar?

Which one?

The really hot one.

The one that I would not stop talking to.

Oh, the guy with the baseball cap?

Oh, yeah.

That one.

I think he was a firefighter or something.

He can come.

Take my fire any day.

Sorry.

I'm just like...

I'm kind of worried.

I'm not going to lie.

I can relate.

I don't know what...

I mean, don't even...

I don't even want to hear that.

Well, I haven't had a girlfriend in like three months.

Hello.

Your father left me.

I haven't gotten laid in like months.

I figured you must have hooked up with...

No.

I want like...

But you weren't on a couple of dates.

You never hooked up with anyone?

No.

Those were our strikeouts.

But the firefighter, he can...

I shouldn't even be saying that around you.

But...

Maybe you should get out of here.

Why?

I think it's...

This is my room.

Oh, you're going to...

And I'm a little horny.

And I had like, what, ten margaritas?

Did I have ten margaritas?

Like, how many margaritas did I have?

Something like that.

We did some jello shots, too.

Oh, my God.

We did?

We're bad.

I can't believe you made me do a jello shot.

I didn't make you, though.

You kind of.

Oh, I remember.

Because they had grape and I hate grape.

But I did it anyway.

So, um...

Are you going to get out of here?

No, I'll just stay here.

No, you can't stay here.

I got something to do.

Why?

Because your mom has something to do.

You know.

Playtime for myself.

I can just do it, too.

What do you mean you can just do it?

You can't. No.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

I'm horny, too.

I don't care if you're horny.

Just because you're horny doesn't mean you can just...

What?

In my room.

Doing anything?

Like...

Like...

You just know that you shouldn't be here.

I mean, if we just, like...

What?

Watched each other.

No, I don't want to watch you.

I don't want to see that.

What if you just get out of here and then I do it?

Honey, really?

Really.

What?

You shouldn't have had that last one.

You shouldn't have.

You think I should just watch you?

That's kind of weird.

I don't want to watch you.

I mean, I'm...

I don't know.

I'm going to jerk off.

Like...

You can do whatever you want.

I mean, I wanted to.

But...

What are you doing, honey?

Helping you.

Jeez.

Oh my God.

I mean...

You just don't stare at me, okay?

Okay.

You were really horny over there.

You weren't lying.

It's because I mentioned it, isn't it?

All of a sudden, like...

Mm-hmm.

Okay, this is kind of weird.

This is kind of weird.

I'm just, like, why...

Okay.

Should we...

You shouldn't be watching me do this.

I know.

It's just like...

We're both horny.

It's like...

You don't have to do it alone.

No, it's so like...

I mean, I shouldn't have had...

What was it?

Eight margaritas or ten?

Eight or ten.

Something like that.

Oh, yeah.

It was definitely ten.

That firefighter in the baseball cap.

I can't stop thinking about him.

Honey, that thing's just, like, out.

That's what happens.

I mean...

Holy shit, you definitely take after your father.

Yeah?

You do.

You definitely take after your father.

Honey.

What?

I can't even look at it.

We're on vacation.

It doesn't matter.

Just look at it.

Oh, my God.

You're so horny.

What are you doing?

I just want to...

I just want to touch it.

Touch it.

It's not that bad.

Right?

I can see you looking at it Mom.

I'll just touch it for a minute.

Okay.

We did drink a lot.

Right?

You're not going to say anything about me touching your penis to your friends, are you?

They wouldn't believe me anyway.

Oh, my God.

I just think that we should...

We can make each other feel better.

Right?

It's not so fucked up.

I don't know.

You do have a handful, honey.

Honey, you have bad thoughts.

It's not a good thought.

This is definitely a bad thought.

Do you want to taste it?

Please.

Do you want me to taste it?

If you want to.

Maybe a little bit.

Just a little.

Okay.

Okay.

Don't get Mommy happy over here.

All right?

Okay.

Thank you margarita.

Do you like that, honey?

Yeah, it's good.

Fuck

Oh shit!

You were horny honey.

Fuck that feels really good.

It's been so long for me.

I can't believe you got me to do this.

You did.

You're not telling any of your friends, right?

No, of course not.

I wouldn't tell anybody.

Oh, fuck

You took my bikini off like that?

I just pulled the string.

I didn't take anything off.

This is all your fault then, right?

Do you like how your Mommy sucks your cock?

It's actually quite good.

You really like Mommy's boobs and pussy, don't you?

Why am I so horny?

It's kind of like a natural thing.

Right?

That's what you should do.

What should I do?

Just like go on top of me.

Yeah, on top of that.

And just rub it on.

Just rub it on.

Just a little bit.

Maybe just a minute.

You feel it?

Yeah, I'm almost in there.

Maybe...

What if I just put it in for like 10 seconds?

I think that would be okay.

Just 10 seconds.

Okay, you count.

It's big honey.

How about 20 seconds?

Yeah, I think that's good.

Yeah?

Oh my god. I lost track.

I lost track.

Oh, honey.

Oh, your Mommy hasn't had this in so long.

Rub it for a second?

Yeah, you can rub it on.

Yeah?

You're not going to tell anyone about this, right?

No, of course not.

No, especially not your sister.

Definitely not my sister.

That's fine.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

That's good.

Now you're going to take it out and you put it back in.

You're not going to tell anyone.

You like keeping the bathing suit on, huh, honey?

Oh yeah, honey.

Oh, right there, honey.

Oh, what if I wear my hat while we're having sex, honey?

Oh my gosh, yes.

Yeah, honey.

Holy shit.

Yeah, honey.

Right there.

Oh, baby.

I don't know how this is so long.

Holy shit.

Yeah, right there.

Oh yeah, baby, you like that?

Yeah?

Yes, yeah, baby.

Oh yeah, baby.

Fuck!

Oh baby.

You got me all wet.

Holy shit.

Well, someone better wash up, because we still have to go to dinner.

Hey, mom.

Hey, honey.

I was kind of hungry.

I was thinking if you want to maybe go to that pizza place that we saw.

I actually have a date with Terry.

So I got all dressed up.

Who's Terry?

The guy from the beach.

You know, firefighter.

Yankees hat.

He asked me out.

I'm so excited.

You're going to go?

Yeah, I'm going to go.

Why don't you just, why don't you just stay here?

We can go, we can hang out.

No, sweetheart.

We can't hang out.

Mom.

I have a date.

Honey.

He's probably like an asshole anyway.

What are you doing?

He's not an asshole.

He's a firefighter.

Why don't we hang out again, mom, please?

No, we can't.

We can't do this again.

We can't do this again.

Why?

Because.

It was just one time.

I was really drunk.

It doesn't have to be one time.

It was one time.

I mean, it's not something you should get used to.

You probably shouldn't have done that.

Yeah, but like it was fun though, right?

I mean, like who cares?

Honey! It was fun.

I mean, you know, it was fun, but it's not an everyday occurrence.

I'm your mother.

I just don't see why you have to go out and hang out with some fucking guy you don't even know.

Because that's what single moms do.

I'm single now.

I'm okay.

I go on dates with firefighters.

They make a lot of money.

Okay, fine.

All right, I'll just be here, I guess.

Have fun with fucking Terry.

I will.

You have a great time.

Hopefully it goes well.

Mmm, you're up?

Hey, Mom.

Hey, honey.

You didn't stay at Terry's.

Terry ended up being an asshole.

I told you.

I should have listened.

I saw you laying in bed last night, so ...

I just figured, you know,

maybe I'll just crawl in bed with you again.

Then why didn't you?

I mean, I was thinking about it.

It's not the worst thing, you know?

And I'd rather just be with you than some asshole.

Yeah, it's not like...

Nobody's going to know about it.

It's just, if we both make each other feel good, right?

Right.

You said you wouldn't tell anyone.

I swear.

I said I won't tell anyone for sure.

I just want to feel it, honey.

I know.

That Terry guy didn't even stand a chance.

He doesn't know how to treat me like you did.

I mean, what if we do it again?

It's not such a bad thing, is it?

No.

No?

We're on vacation anyway, so...

True, what happens on vacation stays at the vacation, right?

And your sister doesn't find out

What if I just, like, suck on it

a little bit again?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Yeah?

You would.

Terry is missing out.

Stupid Terry.

You like when Mommy strokes your cock like that?

You like how I suck on it?

It feels so good.

Huh?

Right there

Mommy knows how you like it, right?

What if you put it in Mommy one more time?

Is that a good idea or a bad idea?

I'd like that, Mom, please.

Yeah? You want to fuck Mommy again?

Fuck, Mom! Now just rub it a little

You want to put it back in Mommy?

I do.

Yeah, that's it.

I should have never went on that date

with Terry.

Oh, you like being in Mommy, don't you?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's right here.

Oh, I love being fucked.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck Mommy good.

I'm never going on another date with that guy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Put it in.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you like Mommy's pussy, don't you?

Yes, mom.

It's good.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, baby.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, you want Mommy on top of you, don't you? Yeah?

(whispers) put it in Mommy's pussy

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Mm.

You wake me right up.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're fucking your Mommy.

Mm.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, please.

Honey.

Oh, my God.

Right there.

Fuck.

Holy.

Oh, shit.

Mommy loves this shit

Oh yeah, fuck that, honey.

Fuck, honey.

Oh my God, baby.

Oh, you're so good at that now, baby.

You're so fucking good at that.

Yeah, honey.

Mm, yeah, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah, baby.

That's your pussy, right, baby?

Yeah, that's your pussy, honey.

Fuck yeah, baby.

Oh my God.

Holy shit!

Yeah, baby, fuuuckkk!

Oh, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck yeah, baby.

Yeah, baby.

You're gonna give it to Mommy again, huh?

Fuck, babe.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah, you're gonna come for Mommy again.

Yeah, you're gonna give Mommy a big fucking load

like the other day.

Holy shit.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Mm.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You got Mommy all messy again, right?

Yeah, baby, you got all over Mommy's bush.

I just shouldn't worry, honey.

I think so

Mmmmmm