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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,650 --> 00:00:15,850 Today is the last day that my step cousin is in town. 2 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:21,270 It's been an amazing summer, but I still don't know if he likes me the same way 3 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:22,270 I do or not. 4 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:31,530 Yesterday I wanted to take a shower and I bumped into him inside the bathroom. 5 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:36,410 He was completely naked. 6 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:41,990 I have to take a shower. I have to go to work. 7 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,250 And, like, have this. 8 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:46,390 Oh. Well, I'm about to go to school. 9 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:48,830 Uh, no. 10 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:50,370 That's what we do. 11 00:00:50,730 --> 00:00:51,730 I'm not getting out. 12 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:23,100 Hey, 13 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:33,539 what's the matter? 14 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:36,260 What? Thanks. You're welcome. What's the matter? 15 00:02:04,839 --> 00:02:07,640 Yeah. What? 16 00:04:06,609 --> 00:04:08,730 These scary movies now these days. 17 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:15,530 Doesn't do anything at all. Back in our day, we saw piss, ass, blood, 18 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:16,870 gore. 19 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:19,919 I'm scared. 20 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:20,959 This is painful. 21 00:04:21,339 --> 00:04:23,160 This is putting me to sleep. 22 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:25,860 Dad, this is scary. 23 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,180 Yeah, yeah. Let me put a lower key so you get more scared. 24 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,720 Oh, man, I'm scared. 25 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:50,400 That's a little bit... a little bit scary. 26 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,760 Oh, man. 27 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,340 She's gonna get it. 28 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,780 Isn't that scary? Seriously? 29 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,080 Yeah. 30 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:01,820 You're awful. 31 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,340 I'm actually laughing. 32 00:05:05,820 --> 00:05:07,100 We didn't even listen to you guys. 33 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,620 I saw that coming. 34 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:11,820 Huh. 35 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,540 It's unfortunate for our... What an idiot. 36 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:36,520 Well, uh... There's a protagonist there, the person that's supposed to survive. 37 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:42,400 And there... There's a jump scare. 38 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,260 Wouldn't you agree they just don't like scary movies like they used to? 39 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:47,939 Oh, no. 40 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:48,940 No, no, no. 41 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:54,020 I can't even look at you guys. 42 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,280 This is scary. 43 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,080 Are you both still watching the movie? 44 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:01,760 Yeah. Yep. 45 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,200 I mean, these movies, they're just so predictable. 46 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,700 They're not even scary. 47 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:09,600 Awful. 48 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:22,980 Well, at least they have one more interest back in the day. 49 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,940 Wow. Much better things back in the day. 50 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:40,980 Yeah, that's me. Really? 51 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:42,780 Yeah. 52 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,360 Wimps. 53 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:48,420 Yeah, we are. 54 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,660 Yeah, that's me. 55 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,820 Yeah, well, you chose this woman. 56 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:00,200 Dad, I don't know why you're being so mean to me. 57 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:04,560 When were you ever nice to me? 58 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,180 All the time. All the time. I did everything for you. I am all for it. 59 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,400 So -called scary movie because of you. 60 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:15,080 Who's in it? 61 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:17,500 Anybody we know? 62 00:07:17,860 --> 00:07:20,720 No, because we don't know anything. 63 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,300 Well, that's great. 64 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,380 Yeah. 65 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:26,660 This is the movie I chose. 66 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,260 Uh, yeah. 67 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:30,800 You said that we could choose this. 68 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,040 Yeah. 69 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,840 Oh, you write what you want. 70 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,720 Next time you can choose it, Dad. All right, we're doing Psycho. 71 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,289 Okay, I'll be there. 72 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:41,290 Okay. 73 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,070 Yeah, 74 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:51,410 okay. 75 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:52,910 There we go. 76 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:59,050 So, David, how is, uh, you still going to school? You're working? What are you 77 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:00,050 doing now, David? 78 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:05,990 Yeah, um, yeah, I'm still going to school. I'm studying. Uh, what are you 79 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:06,990 studying again? 80 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,680 prerequisites right now. I still haven't figured out a manager. 81 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,620 Okay. You dating anyone? 82 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,960 Got a girlfriend, anything? 83 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:20,560 No, no, not yet. 84 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 Oh. 85 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:29,080 Uh, probably more entrepreneurial or maybe, uh, 86 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,520 uh, business management. 87 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,039 Oh, yeah. Business management. Everyone does. 88 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:40,039 I'm leaning more towards accounting now because Max just seems tough. 89 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,900 Finish that. 90 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,860 Well, you're not really making sense right now. 91 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,540 Well... But just keep at it. You'll figure it out someday. 92 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,900 Well, I'm sure I will. 93 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,280 I hope so. 94 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:59,920 We don't got too high expectations for you, but maybe you'll surprise us. 95 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:01,780 Maybe. 96 00:09:03,060 --> 00:09:09,220 Well, I don't know. That's just... I'm trying to ask while I'm studying. 97 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:16,280 Well, at least I got the sweetest daughter. I mean, she can be a pain, but 98 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,900 uh... Thanks, Daddy. 99 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:22,060 Yeah, she, uh, she's improved a lot on her skills. Let me tell you, David. 100 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:23,420 Aw. 101 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,640 Awesome. 102 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:30,640 She's very focused. When she dives into something, she just, she really gives it 103 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:31,219 her all. 104 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:31,879 Uh -huh. 105 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,880 Would you agree? 106 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,560 Yeah. Yes, I would. Okay. 107 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:40,280 What did you do to get such a big house? 108 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:42,520 In -depth stocks. 109 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,060 Really? Yes. You know anything about it? 110 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,380 What's your business magic? 111 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:49,660 Accounting guy? 112 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:56,140 I know a little bit about tickers and business 113 00:09:56,140 --> 00:10:01,540 cycles and just the basics. 114 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,700 Really? The basics are going to get you nowhere. You're never going to get this 115 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:07,380 house. I mean, look at this. I got everything I want. 116 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,140 I have a beautiful daughter. 117 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,120 Uh -huh. I've got cars. 118 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,540 Yeah, I've got watches. I have it all, David. 119 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:18,340 Oh. Whatever I want. David, hold this goddamn blanket. 120 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,560 Oh. Thank you. 121 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:25,520 Well, what kind of, what kind of socks would you say? 122 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,460 Oh, you wouldn't understand. 123 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:35,120 Maybe one day when you're focused, I'll take you out for lunch and I'll explain 124 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,120 everything to you. 125 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:37,260 Yeah, that'd be great. 126 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:39,760 Sounds like fun. 127 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:41,860 Yeah, it does. 128 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400 It does. 129 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,720 Are you having fun right now? Are you having fun watching this scary movie? 130 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:50,400 Yeah, this was a scary movie, all right. 131 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,980 Could be scarier. 132 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,120 Are you watching still, sweetie? 133 00:10:58,420 --> 00:10:59,420 Yes, daddy. 134 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:09,140 It's not that scary. 135 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,580 Get out of that blanket. 136 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,600 Jeez. 137 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,680 Dad. What? 138 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,860 You learn all the time. 139 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,020 Yeah, you just feel scared, aren't you? Mm -hmm. 140 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,560 Or you missed all the scary moments? 141 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,380 No, I didn't. 142 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,800 Yeah? I want him to sleep with me. I'm too scared. 143 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,400 You're going to get those nightmares again? 144 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,660 Yeah, I will have nightmares if I sleep alone. 145 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080 David. 146 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:42,140 Please, please keep with her. Otherwise, she's just gonna scream and have 147 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,140 nightmares. 148 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,840 Will you do that, please? 149 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,580 Thank you. 150 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,900 Thank you. 151 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,580 Fine, do something good. 152 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:58,860 Good night. 153 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,260 Good night, Dad. 154 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:01,719 Good night. 155 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:02,720 Good night. 156 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,120 Nice kid. Thanks. 157 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,130 You like what you see, cuz? 158 00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:45,290 Yeah, okay, cuz. 159 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960 You ready? 160 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,830 Is this the best sleepover ever? 161 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,350 Yes it is. 162 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,310 Best sleepover ever. Oh my gosh. 163 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,330 Were you really scared during that movie? 164 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,710 Yeah. Yeah? 165 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,560 Yeah, I'm really glad my dad let you sleep with me tonight. 166 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,380 Oh. 167 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,820 Thank you. You can be nice sometimes. 168 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:34,460 See you later. 169 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:36,400 See you. 170 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:34,530 I'm gonna need you to hold my hair. 171 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,720 If that's what you've been wanting to do. 172 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:20,140 Is this what you want? Yeah. 173 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:21,560 Yeah? Yeah. 174 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,240 Is that why you're not getting out of the shower? 175 00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,620 Yeah. 176 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,080 Say goodnight, my little princess. 177 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,380 Goodnight, Daddy. 178 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,360 Goodnight. And David, thank you for sleeping with us. 179 00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:14,940 Yeah, no worries. 180 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,600 You did something right for once. 181 00:24:18,340 --> 00:24:20,060 Alright. Goodnight, Dad. 182 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,159 You both sleep tight. 183 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,160 You too. 184 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,320 Bye -bye. 185 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,540 Yeah, it feels so good. 186 00:29:45,610 --> 00:29:47,590 We're waiting an awful weekend for this. Yeah. 187 00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,340 You okay? 188 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,360 Mm -hmm. 189 00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:28,210 Mhm. 12078