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Doamnelor �i domnilor, trece�i pe la hotelul Creek. 2 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,795 O ultim� �ans� de r�coare �nainte de a merge �n s�lb�ticie. 3 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,884 - Ziua bun� tuturor. - Eu sunt gazda voastr�. 4 00:02:55,968 --> 00:03:00,138 Pute�i s� m� chema�i Ruby sau dr�gu�o dar niciodat� t�rziu la mas�. 5 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,978 Ce-a�i dori, oameni buni? 6 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:09,022 Gin �i ap� tonic�, v� rog �i Pims pentru doamn�. 7 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,984 "G" �i "T" �i un Pims s� fie. 8 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,531 Nu am cerut un gin �i ap� tonic�, respectiv un Pims. 9 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:20,617 Da, nu-i nici un bai �n a cere. 10 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,872 Dou� beri vor fi excelente. 11 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,623 Bravo, prietene. 12 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,837 - Salut, Nugget. - Ziua bun�, Sue. 13 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,233 Unde-i Mick? 14 00:03:33,234 --> 00:03:36,508 Am primit un telefon de urgen�� de la Rangeri. 15 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:40,679 Au observat un crocodil uria� �n lacul Tarrabool. 16 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:45,726 De fapt, am dat cu banu' s� vedem cine �l va prinde �i Mick a c�tigat. 17 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,228 S-a dus singur, a�a-i? 18 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,939 - Va fi cu Jacko Jackson. - Se vor �nt�lni acolo. 19 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:53,817 �i Jacko, dup� c�te �tii, e al doilea v�n�tor de crocodili din zon�. 20 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,444 Deci s� nu-�i faci griji, drag�. 21 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,614 Singura mea grij� e c� Mick trebuie s� �l ia pe Mickey de la �coal�. 22 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,617 - O s�-I anun� pe Mick. - Dac� va fi prea ocupat cu crocodilul. 23 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,494 - �l iau eu pe micu� de la �coal�. - Mersi. 24 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,872 Credeam c� tu e�ti al doilea v�n�tor c� pricepere. 25 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:10,209 - P�i, nici chiar. - O, e modest. 26 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,669 E unul dintre cei mai buni. 27 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:20,093 Hei, Sue. Dac� i se �nt�mpl� ceva lui Mick te voi curta. 28 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,390 P�i s� sper�m c� nu va p��i nimic. 29 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:48,539 Unde te ascunzi, ur�tule? 30 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,936 Excelent. 31 00:05:30,873 --> 00:05:33,959 - Haide. - Haide la unchiu Mick. 32 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,175 Mare... 33 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,177 mare... 34 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,597 Mare gre�eal�. 35 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,483 La naiba. 36 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:34,686 - Ziua bun�, Mick. - Ziua bun�, Jacko. 37 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,730 Ce cau�i acolo sus? 38 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:41,693 Stau aici �i m� g�ndesc la o nou� carier�. 39 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,073 Unde �i-i barca? 40 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,077 Pe fundul apei. 41 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:55,207 - Cum a�a? - Crocodilul, a tras-o acolo. 42 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,209 A tras-o la fund? 43 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,963 Cat e de mare? 44 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,556 Cam at�ta. 45 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:16,061 �i acum? 46 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:20,399 P�i ne t�ram p�n� la mal, �i �ncercam planul B. 47 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,780 Nu te mi�ca. 48 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:32,578 Se putea �i mai r�u. 49 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:35,122 - Da? - Cum a�a? 50 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:38,250 P�i cineva ar putea trece pe aici �i ne-ar putea vedea 51 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:41,336 sus �n copac cum am fost p�c�li�i de un crocodil. 52 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:54,725 S� m-ajute �l de sus, dac� v�d vreun �arpe, voi c�dea mort. 53 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:01,732 Cum vor s� prind� un crocodil din copac? 54 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:07,571 Deci care e al doilea v�n�tor din zon�? 55 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,408 O.K., toat� lumea, avem un program �nc�rcat. 56 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,286 - Ar trebui s� mergem. - N-am vrea s�-i deranj�m pe v�n�tori. 57 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,955 �napoi la autobuz, v� rog. 58 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:21,168 Pe aici. 59 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:31,261 - Bou de Nugget. - Nemaipomenit, a�a-i? 60 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,097 Cei mai buni v�n�tori de crocodili din nord, da? 61 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,099 Intradevar. 62 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,645 Sem�n�m cu doi pelicani, nu-i a�a? 63 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,672 - �tii ce nu-mi place la crocodili? - Au picioare. Haide. 64 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:14,221 ��i aminte�ti de vremurile bune c�nd �i �mpu�c�m pur �i simplu? 65 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:19,852 Da, prietene. Dar dac� n-ar mai fi crocodili, n-ar mai fi nici v�n�tori. 66 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:25,023 - O, cum s� nu... - ca s� se ocupe de mistre�i. 67 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,943 Mistre�i? N-ar fi aceea�i chestie. 68 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:33,031 Nu mi-ar pl�cea ca fiul meu s� zic�: "la uite-I pe taic�-meu, Dundee Mistre�ul". 69 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,075 Ai vrea s� te cheme Jackson mistretarul? 70 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,869 P�i nu. 71 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:41,165 - Avem nevoie de crocodili, prietene. - Ne fac faimo�i. 72 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,876 F�r� ei am fi ni�te boschetari... 73 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,503 cu urme de mu�c�turi pe picioare. 74 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,881 �l prindem m�ine. La aceea�i or�. 75 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:53,051 - Am cunoscut un porcar, odat�. - �l chema Porker (porcar) O'Brien. 76 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,388 �tii de ce �l chema a�a? 77 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:03,437 �l ur�sc c�nd face chestii de-astea. 78 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,439 �mi d� fiori. 79 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:25,125 - Mersi, prietene. - Nici o grij�. 80 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:38,055 Deci a�i reu�it s� sc�pa�i din copacu' �la, a�a-i? 81 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,642 Cum de ai aflat �i asta deja? 82 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:47,105 Poporul meu are mijloace de comunicare pe care nici un alb nu le-ar �n�elege. 83 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,610 Arthur, min�i de �nghea�� apele. 84 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,862 Nu, e un fel de telepatie, da? 85 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:58,534 Da, telepatie cu siguran��. 86 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:01,620 Cred c� tocmai am aflat care dintre noi e alb. 87 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,622 Da? 88 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,084 Da, am auzit despre asta. 89 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,463 Da, sta chiar �n fa�a mea. 90 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:15,425 - Nemaipomenit. - Da, bine. Da, mai t�rziu. 91 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:20,848 - Ai spectacol azi? - Da. 92 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:24,768 Deja am f�cut matineul. Trebuie s�-i facem ferici�i pe turi�ti, nu-i a�a? 93 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:28,814 Prietene, �n ziua de azi turi�tii sunt p�inea �i untul nostru. 94 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:34,486 Cam asta am devenit noi �n secolul 20. Atrac�ie pentru turi�ti. 95 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:36,697 Cum se zice, show business. 96 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,991 Apropo, Mick, 97 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,868 suntem �n secolul 21, prietene. 98 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,829 A, da. �tiam. 99 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,293 - Ne mai vedem, Art. - Ne vedem mai t�rziu. 100 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,295 - Ne mai vedem, Troy. - Salut, Mickey. 101 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,463 - Vrei s� mergem la pescuit? - Da. 102 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,180 - Ce-a�i �nv��at azi? - Chestii �col�re�ti. 103 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,824 Dar am v�zut o caset� video despre cutremure, 104 00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,434 �i am aflat cum se produc �n California, SUA. 105 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,520 - Ai prins vreuna c�nd ai fost acolo? - Nu, am fost �n New York. 106 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,564 Acolo nu sunt cutremure. 107 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:14,943 Oamenii de acolo nu le-ar suporta. Ar face cam a�a: 108 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:18,906 "Cutremur? Hei, suntem �n Brooklyn. 109 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:22,618 Pleac� de aici. Nici s� nu te g�nde�ti." 110 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,620 Sunt duri. 111 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:30,042 - Oau. �ntrebare. - Ce-i asta? 112 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:36,340 - Este rahat de iguana. - Asta �nseamn� c� e pe aproape. G�se�te-o. 113 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,103 - Uite-o acolo. - Mda. 114 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:03,742 - �i-i foame? Ai vrea s-o m�n�nci la pr�nz? - �n nici un caz. 115 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,371 - Atunci mai bine ai rata. - Tat�, niciodat� nu ratez. 116 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,090 Oau. 117 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,652 - Repede, tata. E un mistre� aici. - Ai putea s� faci chestia aia? 118 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,929 - Care chestie? - �tii tu, trucul �la. Te rog. 119 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,515 Bine, dar nu va avea efect dac� �i-i fric�. Va sim�i. 120 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,725 - �tiu. Nu-mi va fi fric�. - Promit. 121 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,936 S� nu te ui�i la el, p�n� nu reu�esc. 122 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,939 Nu-mi va fi fric�, dac� am cu�itul t�u. 123 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:06,847 Excelent. 124 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:29,453 - Bine, tata. O s� vorbesc cu Mick. - Da, da. 125 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:34,666 Nu. Nu �i dac� hot�r�m s� ne c�s�torim 126 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,669 promit c� vei fi primul care va afla. 127 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:44,384 Ai vrea s�-�i salu�i nepotul? Da. Stai pu�in. 128 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,888 Hei, Mikey. Hai s�-I salu�i pe bunicu. 129 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,559 Salut, bunule. 130 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,188 Destul de bine, da. 131 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,191 Ce mai e nou? 132 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,986 O, Tom Zetland... cel care a condus filiala din L.A. a ziarului lui taic�-meu 133 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,988 a murit �ntr-un accident de ma�in�. 134 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,784 - A fost prieten cu tine? - De fapt, nu. 135 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:13,539 Dar chestia e c� tata vrea s� �i iau locul... 136 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,583 p�n� g�se�te un �nlocuitor permanent. 137 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:20,796 Deci taic�-t�u vrea s� te duci s� lucrezi pentru el �n L.A. 138 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,464 Mda. 139 00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:25,217 Pentru c�t timp? 140 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:30,264 P�i i-am zis c� a� putea s� merg pentru vreo dou� s�pt�m�ni. 141 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:38,856 Spune-mi. Dac� am sta acolo 142 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,858 - ai accepta slujba? - Ah, sigur. 143 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,735 Vreau s� zic, am fost crescut� de un ziarist, 144 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:48,907 �i, nu �tiu exact, dar cred c� ��i intr� �n s�nge. 145 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:52,578 - Bine, atunci. - Accept� slujba. 146 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,874 - Cel pu�in p�n� la sf�r�itul anului. - Eu �i cu Mickey vom merge cu tine. 147 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,049 Glume�ti? 148 00:15:58,050 --> 00:16:00,878 Nu. Va fi instructiv pentru el. �l va ajuta s� decid�. 149 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,338 S� decid�? 150 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,465 - Taic�-t�u de�ine un ziar, da? - Mda, da. 151 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:08,969 E�ti singur� la p�rin�i. �ntr-o zi Mickey va trebui s� decid�. 152 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,972 Va deveni asistentul unui v�n�tor de crocodili... 153 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,724 sau de�in�torul unui ziar dintr-un ora� mare. 154 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,895 E greu de ales. �i c�l�toria �i va prii. 155 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,856 ��i aminte�ti de c�l�toria mea la New York... 156 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:24,401 cum parc� mi-a deschis ochii? 157 00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,529 M- a �ntregit. Cum se zice? 158 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:31,283 - Atent cu detaliile? - Da. 159 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:35,621 Apropo, Mick, ce vrei s� faci cu capcana aia? 160 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,748 Doar nu vrei s-o folose�ti pe vreun biet animal? 161 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,041 Nu. O �mprumut lui Donk. 162 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:41,418 S- a furi�at o corcitur� la el �n bar �n timpul nop�ii... 163 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,003 �i i-a b�ut berea. 164 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,422 S� consume berea lui Donk? 165 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:48,300 - Chiar c� merit� extirpa�i. - Da. 166 00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:51,512 Tu ce p�rere ai Mikey? 167 00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:58,644 �i-ar pl�cea s� stai �n California pentru o vreme? 168 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,105 - Sunt cutremure pe acolo, a�a-i? - Da, or fi. 169 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,982 Excelent. 170 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:08,320 - M� g�ndeam c� o s� zici asta. - Te vei distra de minune. 171 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,657 De fapt tu m� �ngrijorezi. 172 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,954 Nu, eu n-am treab�. 173 00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:24,211 - Mmm, Mick. Parc� �mi amintesc. - Dup� c�teva s�pt�m�ni �n New York... 174 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,921 ai devenit destul de ner�bd�tor. 175 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,340 Da, pu�in. 176 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:33,178 Mmm, asta �mi place la tine, Mick. E�ti a�a altruist. 177 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,974 Nici o problem�. 178 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,034 Da. 179 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,190 - Beverly Hills, da? - Aici stau vedetele de cinema. 180 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,232 Multe dintre ele, da. 181 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,568 Nu e�ti �n show business, nu? 182 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:32,613 - Nu, sunt �n lumea turismului. - P�i �i eu. 183 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:36,408 C�nd nu conduc ma�ina asta. De fapt sunt un actor-scriitor. 184 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:39,661 Conduc limuzina �ntre dou� slujbe. Fac multe cuno�tin�e. 185 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,914 Azi I-am condus pe Tom Arnold. 186 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,042 Tom Arnold? 187 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,253 Ah, probabil so�ia �l �tie. Ea e �n lumea ziarelor. 188 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,297 - Reporter. - Da. 189 00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,091 - �ine, ia una. - Nu se �tie niciodat�. 190 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:59,431 Mersi. 191 00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:05,270 �ine. 192 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,566 E... E fain�. 193 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,444 - Nu, po�i s-o p�strezi. - Am destule. 194 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,656 Crocodil! 195 00:20:06,874 --> 00:20:09,626 - O.K., planul de relaxare financiar�. - Doar taxa de stat. 196 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,462 Nimic interesant aici. Accidente de circula�ie. 197 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:17,467 O.K., cifre care compara conduc�torii auto din L.A. cu cei din New York. Excelent. 198 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,719 Continu� pe ideea asta. 199 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,846 Excelent. Deci nu ne-am schimbat politic�? 200 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,307 - Cum a�a? - E cu mspunea dl. Zetland: 201 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,517 "Suntem un ziar din New York. 202 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:28,562 Dac� ziarul nu scrie despre New York, cui �i pas�?" 203 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,606 Sau cam a�a ceva. 204 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,567 Deci nu era prea fericit c� lucra �n L.A.? 205 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,178 Nu. Lui Tom �i pl�cea aici. 206 00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:37,321 li pl�cea s� fac� profiluri de prezentare... 207 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,199 �i investiga�ii, scandaluri �i relat�ri false. 208 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,952 - La ce lucra? - F�cea prezent�rile astea.. 209 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,748 la acest mini studio. 210 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:50,751 A devenit foarte interesat de chestia asta. 211 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,754 Cred c� a descoperit ceva. 212 00:20:53,879 --> 00:20:55,714 Dar ce era, doar el �tia. 213 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:02,054 Poate descoperi ce i-a trezit interesul. Baft�. 214 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:09,853 - O, ce fac b�ie�ii? - Sunt �n recunoa�tere? 215 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:14,066 - Da. Cred c� e �i distractiv. - Pentru am�ndoi. 216 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:17,110 Haide�i, oameni buni! 217 00:21:18,946 --> 00:21:23,283 Mul�umesc. O, ce spontan, aplauze, mul�umesc. 218 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,378 Mul�umesc. 219 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,256 �n regul�, c�teva trucuri. �i prin spate. 220 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,765 Acum pe sub picior. 221 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,212 - Tat�, ia uite-te. - Acolo sunt fetele din Baywatch. 222 00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:18,964 - Ce? - Baywatch. 223 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:23,343 De la televizor, �tii? Fetele care fug caraghios, a�a. 224 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:27,014 �i Donk cu restul b�rba�ilor din bar strig�: "Oau!" 225 00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:30,517 - Ce c�utai �n bar? - Oau! Hei! 226 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,812 - �mi pare r�u. Au, oboseala muscular�. - Nici o problem�. 227 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,690 - E�ti �n regul�? - Hei, nu �tii c�t �i ceasu'? 228 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,860 E �n jur de 12:30, poate chiar 12:35. 229 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:42,863 - Ah, e�ti nostim. - Dar ai ceas la m�n�. 230 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:45,824 - Nu asta nu-i ceas, e busol�. - Ah! 231 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:48,785 - Da, sunt nou pe aici. - N-a� putea ajunge acas� f�r� asta. 232 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:51,330 Da? Cam unde stai? 233 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:55,125 Unsprezece �i jum�tate mile de aici, dou� grade �nspre nord-est. 234 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,002 Se nume�te... Beverly Hills. 235 00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:00,088 - Bev Hills? - Ai o cas� faina? 236 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:04,343 - Da, avem opt bude. - Da, adic� opt bai. 237 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,012 - Oh, fain. E b�iatul t�u? - Da, e Mickey. 238 00:23:08,222 --> 00:23:11,350 - E�ti c�s�torit? - Nu, nu e c�s�torit. 239 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,853 - Deci ai custodia? - Da, Mickey e fiul meu. 240 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:18,440 - �n�eleg. E�ti un p�rinte bun? - Da, s-ar zice. 241 00:23:18,524 --> 00:23:22,986 - Da. E chiar prea de tot. - �n sf�r�it dau de un cowboy dr�gu�. 242 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,906 E genul lui Robert Redford mai mult dec�t Brad Pitt, dar nu e nimic... 243 00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:29,326 pentru c� are o cas� �n Beverly Hills, �i are �i custodia fiului s�u. 244 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,809 Asta �nseamn� c� va fi un tat� excelent pentru Cindy �i e.. 245 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,139 Trebuie s� fie o �mecherie la mijloc, a�a-i? 246 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,499 Niciodat� nu mi s-a �nt�mplat ceva a�a miraculos. 247 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:39,503 - E�ti cumva... Nu e�ti accesibil? - E�ti homosexual (fericit), a�a-i? 248 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,589 Mm, mai tot timpul, destul de fericit, da. 249 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,217 P�i sigur. 250 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,886 Dr�gu� cowboy, pe plaj� din Venice, trebuia s� fie homosexual. 251 00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:49,888 La ce mi-o fi stat capu'? 252 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:56,186 - Mai d�-i umbla �uc�toarea. - Da, prietene. Femeia american�. 253 00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:02,150 - Are un spate frumos. - Da. Hei, 254 00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,319 tu s� nu mai umbli la baru' �la. 255 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,283 Cine te-o �nv��at? Nugget? 256 00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:16,248 - Ai g�sit ceva interesant? - Da. la auzi. 257 00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:19,918 Silvergate Pictures realizeaz� primul lor film, da? Agentul Mortal. 258 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,920 �i a fost o adev�rat� bomb�. 259 00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:24,965 Filmul urm�tor e Agentul Mortal II... 260 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:28,677 care, desigur ajunge �n magazinele cu casete video unde nimeni nu-I �nchiriaz�. 261 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,097 �i ghici ce fac ei ca s�-�i salveze reputa�ia? 262 00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:34,099 - Ah. - Da. 263 00:24:35,934 --> 00:24:37,895 - Nu �n�eleg. - Tom a vorbit cu vreunul din ei? 264 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:42,316 Da, a vorbit cu to�i, de la pre�edinte p�n� jos. 265 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,776 Atunci a �nceput s� fie povestea interesant�. 266 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:50,115 Eu nu v�d dec�t o gr�mad� de decizii proaste. 267 00:24:50,157 --> 00:24:52,117 Dar astea nu sunt ilegale. 268 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:54,620 Asta e cu ce I-am ajutat eu. 269 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,581 Probabil are tot pe PC. 270 00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:00,125 Pot aduce fi�ierele dac� vrei. 271 00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,209 Ar fi perfect. 272 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:07,966 E �i un comitet de primire? 273 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,010 �tii cine se ocup� cu asta? 274 00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,470 Fay Olson se ocup� cu asta. 275 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:15,516 Spune-i s�-�i ia liber. O �nlocuiesc eu. 276 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:24,733 - Tat�, ce ma�in� e aia? - Nu m� pot uita. 277 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:28,362 Californienii sunt foarte prieteno�i �i politico�i... 278 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:31,490 dar �n ma�in� devin nebuni. 279 00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:32,950 Opre�te repede, e un c�ine pe drum. 280 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,535 Unde? 281 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,676 - Unde-i c�inele? - S-a ascuns acolo. 282 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:53,679 �l scot eu. 283 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,681 Ai grij�. 284 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:03,272 �napoi, toat� lumea. Avem noi grij�. 285 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:05,524 M� ocup eu. 286 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:07,276 - Ce se �nt�mpl� acolo? - Haide, frumosule! 287 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,528 Tipul a spus c� e ceva pe drum. 288 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:10,988 Cred c� e nebun. 289 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,532 - Poate e o bomb�. - O ce? 290 00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:17,035 - Spune c�-i o bomb�! - E o bomb�! Va exploda! 291 00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:25,794 Hai frumosule! 292 00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,839 Nu vrea s� ias�. E speriat. 293 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:32,176 Nu-i c�ine! E un... 294 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:35,470 Nu �tiu ce e. Ceva nev�stuic�. 295 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,598 Nu am mai v�zut o asemenea nev�stuic�. 296 00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:40,559 Cred c� e un sconcs. 297 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,270 De unde �tii cum arat� un sconcs? Nu avem acas�. 298 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:47,858 Arat� c� Pepe LePew din desenele animate. 299 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,777 Credeam c� trebuie s� miroas� ur�t. 300 00:26:50,861 --> 00:26:53,363 Nu miroase. 301 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:02,706 Hai frumosule! 302 00:27:20,098 --> 00:27:22,017 A�a. 303 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,771 Nu-i de mirare c� e speriat. 304 00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,773 Al naibii elicoptere! 305 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,532 Avem o situa�ie interesant�. 306 00:27:36,615 --> 00:27:40,077 Suspectul pare s� aib� un ostatec. 307 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:44,706 Stai acolo! 308 00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:46,875 Pune jos bomba! 309 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,044 Ce? 310 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:54,132 Nu-i bomba! E o pisic�! 311 00:27:56,844 --> 00:28:00,722 Ca acas�. Poli�istul e prietenul t�u. 312 00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:02,766 Au venit s� ne ajute. 313 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,104 Nu-i pisica! E un sconcs! 314 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:13,277 Pute�i s�-I lua�i! 315 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,281 Mike, s� nu-i spui la mama. 316 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:20,909 Nu va �n�elege. 317 00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:23,996 Desigur, atunci, la momentul respectiv... 318 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:28,375 nu �tiam c� bomba e un sconcs. 319 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:31,461 Ofi�erii I-au pus �ntr-o ma�in�.. 320 00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:33,964 p�n� au venit speciali�tii. 321 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:37,176 Dar a fost bolcat traficul pe autortrada 101... 322 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:40,554 �ntre Calabasas �i Pasadena. 323 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:44,474 - Ce faci, Mikey? - Eu sunt drag�! 324 00:28:44,558 --> 00:28:47,978 E�ti sigur c� vrei s� vii? 325 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,981 Eu voi lucra acolo. 326 00:28:51,064 --> 00:28:52,399 Abia a�tept. 327 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:55,944 S� v�d ce fel de oameni sunt. 328 00:28:56,028 --> 00:29:00,282 Sper c� fiul t�u simte la fel. De miercuri �ncepe �coala. 329 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:05,787 Ni ci o grij�. E exact ca mine. 330 00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:10,501 Oricum are destul farmec s� nu fie stropit de un sconcs. 331 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:12,586 Mergeam pe autostrad�... 332 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,421 Nu-i nimic. 333 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:19,635 - Ar�tai bine la TV. - A dracu' TV. 334 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:45,786 Nu �i de data asta. 335 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:50,332 - Mick! - Sun� la poli�ie! 336 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:53,377 Las�-I! El parcheaz� ma�inile. 337 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:55,921 Incetiso, amice. 338 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:02,010 - D�-i bac�i�. - Scuze! 339 00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:05,097 - Gre�eala mea. - Scuze. 340 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:09,351 Valet? 341 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,569 - Poza, v� rog! - Desigur! 342 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:23,073 Putem �i noi? 343 00:30:23,157 --> 00:30:27,911 Nu-i problem�. M� descurc eu. 344 00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:31,957 Vin s� te iau dup� ce sunt gata. 345 00:30:36,628 --> 00:30:38,589 Z�mbi�i, v� rog. 346 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,187 Acela e Evian. �i acesta este... 347 00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,397 ap� mineral� cu l�m�ie. 348 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,399 �i o ap� plat�. 349 00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:02,613 Bei sau vrei s�-�i speli rufele? 350 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,244 Mick Dundee. Tu e�ti... 351 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,288 Tony. Ce servi�i, domnule Dundee? 352 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:14,750 O bere rece. Mersi. 353 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:18,045 E tipic pentru LA. Nebuni. 354 00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:22,257 Nu m�n�nc� asta, nu beau aia. 355 00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:26,094 �i eu eram a�a. P�n� am g�sit solu�ia. 356 00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:29,598 �i care e? 357 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:35,521 Cafeaua. M�n�nci ce vrei �i speli cu cafea. 358 00:31:35,604 --> 00:31:38,273 Deci bei mult� cafea. 359 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:43,987 Nu Nu o beau. Fac clism�. 360 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:47,866 O clism� bun� te lasa curat ca lacrima. 361 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:49,743 P�n� la fund. 362 00:31:56,124 --> 00:31:58,961 Hei, Tony. Clism�... 363 00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,796 nu-i aia cu furtunul �n... 364 00:32:00,879 --> 00:32:05,050 - Da, mul�i fac asta. - Cu cafea? 365 00:32:08,345 --> 00:32:11,640 - Cu fri�c� �i zah�r? - E LA. 366 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,564 M� scuza�i domnule Rothman. 367 00:32:19,898 --> 00:32:21,817 V� fac cuno�tin�� cu cineva. 368 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:25,654 - Doamna Sue Charleton de la Newsday. - Bun�. 369 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:29,032 Arnan Rothman. �nc�ntat. Didi �mi spune c� �l �nlocui�i... 370 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:31,535 Pe prietenul nostru decedat, Tom Zetland. 371 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,621 - M� scuza�i. - E p�cat. A fost un om bun. 372 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,582 �i cuno�tea afacerile pe aici. 373 00:32:36,665 --> 00:32:41,211 Eu nu prea le �tiu. 374 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:44,339 De fapt speram s� m� ajuta�i. 375 00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:51,054 - E�ti �n distribu�ie? - Eu? Nu. M� distrez. 376 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:54,141 �i eu. Ai v�zut vreuna dn opere? 377 00:32:54,266 --> 00:32:57,311 - Nu. - Mare porc�rie. 378 00:32:57,394 --> 00:32:59,605 Ne face de ru�ine. 379 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:02,733 Singurul film mai prost dec�t Lethal Agent, a fost Lethal Agent II. 380 00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:05,068 Asta e chiar �i mai prost. 381 00:33:05,152 --> 00:33:07,321 Nu �tiu cum mai tr�iesc �tia. 382 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:10,782 Vor face �i Lethal Agent IV. 383 00:33:10,866 --> 00:33:13,744 Ce? 384 00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:16,413 Nu �tiam. Deja aleg distribu�ia? 385 00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:18,916 Trebuie s�-mi sun managerul. 386 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:23,003 Vreau s� continui treaba lui Tom. 387 00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,964 Dar despre toat� compania. 388 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:28,008 - Am filmat totul �n Grecia. - O! 389 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:35,641 Vi-I prezint pe Milos Drubnick, vicepre�edintele interna�ional. 390 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:39,811 - Sue Charleton. - �nc�ntat s� cunosc un star american. 391 00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,855 Sunt fanul dumneavoastr�. 392 00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:44,983 E foarte frumos, dar eu sunt ziarist. 393 00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:50,322 - Sue e de la Newsday. - Ah! 394 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:52,866 Milos se ocup� de estul Europei. 395 00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:54,952 Nu m� descurcam f�r� el. 396 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:56,954 M� scuza�i. 397 00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:03,919 Nu vreau s� v� re�in. 398 00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:06,964 Poate vom continua la studio. 399 00:34:07,047 --> 00:34:08,047 Desigur. 400 00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:12,427 Ei a�a procedeaz�. 401 00:34:12,511 --> 00:34:14,137 Nu cred c� vrei asta, drag�. 402 00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:17,391 M�n�nc� ceva. Te vei sim�i mai bine. 403 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,393 Cu pl�cere. 404 00:34:20,936 --> 00:34:25,607 - E�ti de pe aici? - Da. 405 00:34:25,691 --> 00:34:27,860 �l cuno�ti pe Mel Gibson? 406 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:32,406 Mel Gibson? L-am scos din pu�c�rie de 2 ori. 407 00:34:32,531 --> 00:34:34,992 Glume�ti. Chiar �l cuno�ti? 408 00:34:35,075 --> 00:34:39,621 - ��i pot povesti c�te ceva de nebunu' Mel. - Chiar te rog. 409 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:42,958 Credeam c� am sc�pat de b�g�re�ii de la Newsday. 410 00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:46,295 Nu e nimic grav. M� descurc eu. 411 00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:50,215 Nu. Acum vrea s� vin� la studio. Trebuia s-o refuzi. 412 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,843 Suntem noi-veni�i, nu? 413 00:34:52,926 --> 00:34:54,970 Avem nevoie de publicitate. 414 00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:58,891 Dac� nu-i d�m ei voie, �i vom avea pe restu' pe cap. 415 00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:00,142 M� descurc eu. 416 00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:04,521 - κi scoate pantofii... Mersi, Tony. - Cu pl�cere. 417 00:35:04,605 --> 00:35:08,525 Alearg� afar� gol pu�c�. 418 00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:11,612 Li da foc la cl�dire �i o arde p�n� la temelii. 419 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:16,450 E nebun. 420 00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:19,953 M� scuza�i. 421 00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,832 Cel mai bun prieten al lui Mel Gibson. 422 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:24,958 I- am v�zut �mpreun�. 423 00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:27,085 Le povesteam de Mel Gibson. 424 00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:30,130 - Dar tu nu-I cuno�ti. - Ba da. 425 00:35:30,214 --> 00:35:33,217 �i tu �l cuno�ti. De la c�rciuma lui Dunk. 426 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,345 Mel Gibson. �nalt, ro�cat. �chiop. 427 00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:40,891 A, "Mal" Malcolm Gibson. Nu Mel Gibson. 428 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,228 Da, Mal Gibson. �l cunosc �i aici. 429 00:35:44,311 --> 00:35:45,604 Ce mic� e lumea. 430 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:50,817 Hei, Mick. S� m� suni oric�nd. 431 00:35:51,944 --> 00:35:55,531 Bine, frate. Poate mergem la o mas�. 432 00:35:58,033 --> 00:36:02,120 - Mick, �ncepi s� m� sperii. - �mi place Hollywood. 433 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:09,837 Mersi. 434 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,176 Deci povestea cu filmul devine interesant�. 435 00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:19,179 Casa lui Tom Zetland a fost jefuit� �i au luat tot. 436 00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:24,560 Groaynic. De ce e interesant�? 437 00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:26,979 Tom a murit �ntr-un accident? 438 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:32,734 Casa lui e jefuit� f�r� s� mai �tim la ce lucra? 439 00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:35,612 Poate descoperise ceva. 440 00:36:35,696 --> 00:36:37,698 �i I-au omor�t. 441 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:41,160 Crezi c� cei de la compania de film I-au omor�t? 442 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:43,245 Este posibil. 443 00:36:43,328 --> 00:36:46,373 �tiam eu c� ceva e necurat pe la ei. 444 00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:48,500 S� ai grij� acolo. 445 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:52,171 Nu merg la sediul mafiei. 446 00:36:52,254 --> 00:36:54,506 M� duc s� iau un interviu. 447 00:36:54,590 --> 00:36:57,259 Merg cu familia. Ei vor vizita locurile. 448 00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:10,647 Bine a�i venit! 449 00:37:10,731 --> 00:37:13,358 La turul Paramount Pictures. 450 00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:17,029 Aici se face magie. Dar �nainte s� �ncepem 451 00:37:17,112 --> 00:37:21,241 v� rog s� ridica�i m�inile. 452 00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:26,788 A�a. Ceea ce ve�i vedea... 453 00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:28,874 sunt lucruri secrete. 454 00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:34,004 Deci trebuie s� jura�i s� nu mai povesti�i la nimeni. 455 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:37,424 Jura�i? 456 00:37:38,884 --> 00:37:41,220 Spune�i "Da". 457 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:43,722 - Da. - Perfect. 458 00:37:43,764 --> 00:37:45,724 Hai, Jim. 459 00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:58,320 Oau, ave�i parte de un tratament special, 460 00:37:58,403 --> 00:38:00,364 chiar acum se filmeaz�... 461 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,908 o scen� de grup la ultima variant�... 462 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:05,744 a filmului de la studio-ul Silvergate, Agentul Mortal III. 463 00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:08,121 �i-am zis eu s� mergem la Universal. 464 00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:11,583 Pentru c� pierderile de la primele dou� filme... 465 00:38:11,625 --> 00:38:15,128 sunt compensate de costul cartofilor pr�ji�i. 466 00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:17,923 Am realizat filmul �sta f�r� nici un ban. 467 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:21,468 Da, dar totu�i, n-ar fi mai ieftin dac�... 468 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:25,305 a�i face filmele aici sau �n europa de est dec�t �n ambele p�r�i? 469 00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:28,100 Da sigur, dar filmele sunt proiectate pentru europa de est. 470 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,727 Nu pute�i realiza scenele aici? 471 00:38:30,811 --> 00:38:33,522 Vreau s� spun... al�turi se filmeaz� o jungl�. 472 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:36,275 Sue, putem discuta neoficial? 473 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,444 - Ne scuza�i un minut? - Sigur. 474 00:38:41,864 --> 00:38:43,824 Sincer, 475 00:38:43,866 --> 00:38:48,495 succesul sau e�ecul acestor filme... 476 00:38:48,579 --> 00:38:50,789 nu are prea mare importan�� pentru noi. 477 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:55,043 Urm�rim ceva mai grandios. 478 00:38:55,127 --> 00:38:59,089 Sunt peste 300 milioane de oameni... 479 00:38:59,173 --> 00:39:02,134 �n fostul bloc sovietic. 480 00:39:02,176 --> 00:39:04,469 Oameni �nfometa�i de spectacol. 481 00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:09,725 Filme realizate chiar �n curtea lor, cu actori locali. 482 00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:13,270 Vorbesc despre construc�ia de studiouri, lan�uri de complexe de cinema, 483 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:14,938 chiar �i parcuri pe aceste teme. 484 00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:20,819 Afacerea de care vorbesc va face Euro Disney-ul s� par� o nimica toat�. 485 00:39:20,903 --> 00:39:25,240 P�i, va fi un articol de succes. Un Hollywood rusesc. 486 00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:27,367 �i c�nd va deveni oficial? 487 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:31,663 �n dou� s�pt�m�ni, maxim. 488 00:39:31,747 --> 00:39:34,082 Dar special pentru voi 489 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:38,253 cu 24 de ore �naintea celorlal�i. 490 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,672 Exclusiv la Newsday. 491 00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:43,800 �i �n schimb? 492 00:39:43,926 --> 00:39:47,804 Am�na partea pe care deja ai f�cut-o. �n momentul de fa��, despre ce e vorba? 493 00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:50,933 Este... este vorba despre un studio de m�na a doua... 494 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:53,852 �i cele dou� filme f�r� succes realizate aici. 495 00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:56,230 Cui �i pas�? 496 00:39:56,313 --> 00:39:58,273 Ce zici? 497 00:39:58,357 --> 00:40:00,359 P�i, 498 00:40:00,442 --> 00:40:05,030 dac� e o exclusivitate pentru Newsday, batem palma. 499 00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:08,784 Claire, condu-o pe domni�oara Charleton jos la platou. 500 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:12,579 Vei putea vedea partea interesant� a afacerii. 501 00:40:12,704 --> 00:40:15,249 Voi �ine leg�tura. 502 00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:29,930 Te pricepi. 503 00:40:29,972 --> 00:40:33,350 c�nd trebuie s� faci dintr-un om... 504 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,477 o maimu�� sau un claun. 505 00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:40,148 �n regul�, atunci. Acum, �nainte de a intra �n urm�toarea sec�ie, 506 00:40:40,232 --> 00:40:43,512 e de datoria mea s� v� avertizez �n leg�tur� cu periculoasele animale din jungl�... 507 00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:48,907 care au fost v�zute aici �n libertate, a�a c� sta�i lipi�i scaunelor tot timpul. 508 00:40:48,991 --> 00:40:52,911 Nu vreau s� pierd pe cineva pe drum... iar�i. 509 00:40:52,953 --> 00:40:56,498 - Tat�, ai cu�itul �la mare la tine? - Nu cred c� am nevoie de el aici. 510 00:40:56,582 --> 00:40:59,334 Cred c� am cu�itul de buzunar la mine. De ce ai nevoie de el? 511 00:40:59,418 --> 00:41:03,005 - �n caz c� ataca animalele din jungl�. - Cred c� nu o s� avem probleme. 512 00:41:04,506 --> 00:41:07,759 Feri�i-v�, oameni buni, este o anacond� uria��! 513 00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:22,691 - Oau, e extraordinar. - �mi pare r�u, a fost din reflex. 514 00:41:22,816 --> 00:41:24,610 Ok, super. 515 00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:27,237 Hai s� plec�m de aici. 516 00:41:27,321 --> 00:41:29,323 Hei, face parte din spectacol, sau cum? 517 00:41:29,448 --> 00:41:32,159 Ziua bun�. 518 00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:35,787 - A fost o chestie b�rb�teasc�, tata? - Da sigur. 519 00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:45,255 - Voi doi. V-a�i distrat? - Da, a fost excelent. 520 00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:47,799 Da. Cum a mers interviul t�u? 521 00:41:50,928 --> 00:41:53,222 Ur�t. 522 00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:57,267 Ai vorbit vreodat� cu cineva av�nd impresia c� te minte tot timpul? 523 00:41:57,392 --> 00:41:59,394 Da. Nugget. 524 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:03,732 Da, dar Nugget e bun. Acest tip... 525 00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:07,945 �tii ce-ar trebui s� faci? Ziarul t�u are leg�turi la poli�ie, nu? 526 00:42:08,028 --> 00:42:10,864 Li pui pe poli�i�ti s� fac� o verificare a trecutului s�u. 527 00:42:10,948 --> 00:42:13,784 A�a fac cei din serialul NYPD Blue. 528 00:42:13,867 --> 00:42:17,329 Hmm. V�d c� nu numai Mickey sta... 529 00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:19,915 toat� ziua la televizor. 530 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:23,377 Ne uitam doar la programe educa�ionale, a�a-i, prietene? 531 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:25,379 Da. Ca de exemplu wrestling. 532 00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:28,507 "Sim�i ce-�i preg�tesc?" 533 00:42:33,011 --> 00:42:36,807 - A fost cuminte azi? - Da, a fost foarte cuminte. 534 00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:39,017 Nu vorbeam cu tine. Vorbeam cu Mickey. 535 00:42:39,101 --> 00:42:40,644 Ah. 536 00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:43,355 Gata cu televizoru'. De m�ine mergi la �coal�. 537 00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:08,922 Ziua bun�. Mick Dundee. 538 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:12,551 Sunt aici s� �mi iau pu�tiul. E prima lui zi la �coal�. 539 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:15,220 Ah, Barry Katz. �n ce clas� e? 540 00:43:15,304 --> 00:43:18,015 - A patra. - Ah, ca �i al meu. 541 00:43:18,098 --> 00:43:20,350 Al meu e �n clasa a treia. Eric Berry. 542 00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:22,394 - Salut, Eric. - Ar��i ca un om din s�lb�ticie. 543 00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:25,230 Ce crezi despre ideea asta cu tab�ra de supravie�uire? 544 00:43:25,314 --> 00:43:25,898 Ce-i aia? 545 00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:26,938 Scoala organizeaz� ni�te tabere vara asta. 546 00:43:26,939 --> 00:43:29,252 �nva�� copii s� supravie�uiasc� �n s�lb�ticie. 547 00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:33,030 Pescuit, realizarea unui foc. Sunt bineveni�i �i p�rin�ii. 548 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:34,740 - Oh. - Cred c� e o idee excelent�. 549 00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:39,036 Le d� �ansa s� se descurce �n natur�. O s�-I iau pe Gary cu mine. 550 00:43:39,119 --> 00:43:41,288 Bravo �ie. C�teva s�pt�m�ni �n s�lb�ticie, 551 00:43:41,413 --> 00:43:43,373 tu �i fiul t�u... v� ve�i sim�i excelent. 552 00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:48,462 Tu ie�i vreodat� cu fiul t�u? 553 00:43:48,545 --> 00:43:51,215 Tot timpul. 554 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:53,425 Chiar luna trecut� am fost undeva. 555 00:43:55,010 --> 00:43:57,721 L- am �nv��at cum s� omoare un mistre� cu un b��. 556 00:43:57,804 --> 00:44:00,057 S� omoare un mistre�? Dar are, c�t, nou� ani? 557 00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:04,561 �tii cum se zice. Mai bine mai devreme dec�t mai t�rziu. 558 00:44:06,188 --> 00:44:09,107 Ah. Ne vedem mai t�rziu, b�ie�i. 559 00:44:13,946 --> 00:44:18,325 Hei, tata. Doamna Mathis vrea s� vorbeasc� cu tine. Te a�tept acolo. 560 00:44:18,408 --> 00:44:20,828 - Dorothy Mathis, domnule Charleton. - Oh, ce mai face�i? 561 00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:23,956 De fapt, sunt Mick Dundee. Dar sunt tat�l lui Mickey. 562 00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:25,457 Ah, domnul Dundee. Da. 563 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:30,629 Pentru �nceput, Mickey e un b�iat dr�gu�. Iste�, prietenos. 564 00:44:30,712 --> 00:44:34,842 Exist� doar o mic� problem�, de care ne lovim de fiecare dat�. 565 00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:36,844 Se nume�te "sindromul hollywoodian". 566 00:44:36,927 --> 00:44:39,208 De exemplu dac� un tat� joac� pe un poli�ist �ntr-un film, 567 00:44:39,263 --> 00:44:42,641 copilul crede c� e poli�ist �n realitate. 568 00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:45,143 Ah, da, ave�i mul�i copii de actori pe aici. 569 00:44:45,227 --> 00:44:49,606 Nu lucrez �n industria filmelor, ci �n cea turistic�. Nu-i a�a spectaculoas�. 570 00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:52,317 Exact. De aceea fiul d-voastra vrea 571 00:44:52,401 --> 00:44:54,778 s� o infloresca. 572 00:44:54,862 --> 00:44:58,615 Problema pare ned�un�toare, dar �n timp se poate agrava. 573 00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:01,160 Ce a spus? 574 00:45:01,243 --> 00:45:04,329 Mi-e team� c� a spus tuturor c� sunte�i v�n�tor, 575 00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:07,666 �i c� v�na�i �i ucide�i crocodili. 576 00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:10,544 Ah, dar �tie mai mult de-at�t. 577 00:45:10,627 --> 00:45:15,132 Crocodilii sunt proteja�i prin lege. Nu-i omor. li prind de vii. 578 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:19,469 Ah? P�i, da. Sigur. 579 00:45:19,595 --> 00:45:22,806 O s� vorbesc cu el. Nu vor mai fi sc�p�ri. 580 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:25,017 �mi pare bine c� ne-am �nt�lnit. 581 00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:31,064 Arat� a v�n�tor. 582 00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:39,072 Fain spate. 583 00:45:39,156 --> 00:45:42,951 Tat�, le spui profesorilor s� nu-mi zic� Charleton �i ni Dundee? 584 00:45:43,035 --> 00:45:46,872 Sigur. A trebuit doar s� te insciem sub numele maica-�i... 585 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:50,667 c� �la-i numele t�u legal pe aici. 586 00:45:50,751 --> 00:45:52,669 Din cauz� c� nu vrei s� te �nsori cu mama? 587 00:45:52,753 --> 00:45:54,880 Ah, nu. Suntem c�s�tori�i... �ntr-un fel. 588 00:45:55,005 --> 00:45:57,424 N- am f�cut �nc� p�rticic� legal�. 589 00:45:57,508 --> 00:46:01,220 Ce-au zis copii c�nd le-ai zis c� sunt v�n�tor de crocodili? 590 00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:05,265 Au zis: "P�i atunci ce cauta �n Beverly Hills"? 591 00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:07,267 De�tep�i b�ie�i. 592 00:46:14,191 --> 00:46:17,236 Hei, tata. Ce face omul �la acolo? 593 00:46:17,319 --> 00:46:21,782 Nu �tiu. Hai s�-I �ntreb�m. 594 00:46:26,119 --> 00:46:29,206 Scuza�i-m�, domnule. Ce face�i? 595 00:46:29,289 --> 00:46:31,458 P�i meditez, tinere. 596 00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:33,460 Ce �nseamn� a medita? 597 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:38,090 Medita�ia o ating c�nd nu m� distrage nimic, 598 00:46:38,173 --> 00:46:40,717 primind o surs� mare se energie. 599 00:46:40,801 --> 00:46:43,929 Fain. Po�i s� ne ar��i, te rog? 600 00:46:43,971 --> 00:46:46,807 Sigur. Hai mai aproape �i ia un loc. 601 00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:52,271 - Numele meu e Mick. Tu cum te nume�ti? - Salut, Mickey. Sunt Mike. 602 00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:55,816 Salut, Mike. Eu sunt Mick, tat�l lui Mickey. 603 00:46:55,941 --> 00:46:59,278 Mickey, Mick, Mike. Glume�ti, da? 604 00:46:59,361 --> 00:47:02,739 - Nu. - Ok, ok. A�eza�i-v� picioarele... 605 00:47:02,823 --> 00:47:04,741 c� �ntr-o pozi�ie buddha, 606 00:47:04,825 --> 00:47:07,161 prinde�i-v� c�lc�iele pentru comfort, 607 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:11,456 �i, u�or, u�or. �nchide�i-v� ochii, relaxa�i-v�. 608 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:14,126 Inspira�i pozitivitate, 609 00:47:14,209 --> 00:47:16,461 expira�i negativitatea. 610 00:47:16,545 --> 00:47:19,840 Inspira�i pozitivitate, 611 00:47:19,923 --> 00:47:21,842 expira�i negativitatea. 612 00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:27,639 Deschide�i-v� ochii. Trezi�i-v�. Relaxa�i-v�. 613 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:31,143 - Cum te sim�i? - Foarte puternic. 614 00:47:31,268 --> 00:47:35,606 �sta-i secretul t�ticule. Puterea. Totul st� �n putere. 615 00:47:35,689 --> 00:47:39,651 Mickey, te duci tu �nainte? Trebuie s� vorbesc ceva cu Mike. 616 00:47:39,735 --> 00:47:41,987 - Ok. - �ntre patru ochi. 617 00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:47,159 - Mul�umesc, Mike. Ne mai vedem. - N-ai pentru ce, Mickey. S� ai grij�. 618 00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:49,953 Mike, am nevoie de o favoare. 619 00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:52,289 �tii, Mick, to�i �mi cer ajutorul. 620 00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:55,501 Ajut�-m� s� m� ridic. Mi s-a blocat genunchiul. 621 00:47:55,542 --> 00:47:59,671 Chiar aici m� doare. Nici o problem�. 622 00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:01,798 Nu vroiam s� m� vad� coplilul. Ah, a�a. 623 00:48:03,342 --> 00:48:04,718 Mersi. 624 00:48:06,803 --> 00:48:10,474 Tat�, ai v�zut ce mu�chi avea Mike? Erau enormi. 625 00:48:10,557 --> 00:48:14,770 Da. Vezi, s� nu judeci o carte dup� copert� ei. 626 00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:18,816 Mike asta, mare om. F�cut parc� din c�r�mizi, 627 00:48:18,899 --> 00:48:22,694 dar pot s� zic c� e un gentleman. 628 00:48:22,736 --> 00:48:28,200 N- ar face r�u nici unei mu�te. li cunosc pe oameni. E un dar. 629 00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:32,496 am nevoie de voi s� distruge�i locul �sta... 630 00:48:32,579 --> 00:48:36,041 Ah, popice. Eroic, n-am ce zice. 631 00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:42,047 - �tiu c� e pe aici pe undeva. - La uite ce minge de popice. 632 00:48:42,089 --> 00:48:45,717 - Hei, cum r�m�ne cu popicele? - �tiam eu. 633 00:48:59,356 --> 00:49:02,067 - Hei, Sue! - Hmm? 634 00:49:03,902 --> 00:49:08,407 - Ce faci iubire? - �ncerc s� g�ndesc c� o jurnalist� din nou. 635 00:49:08,490 --> 00:49:10,868 Eram destul de bun�. 636 00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,327 Nu c� m-ar fi asociat cineva cu... 637 00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:14,705 premiul Pultzer, 638 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:19,585 dar sunt doar blocat�. 639 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:21,712 E vorba de studioul acela? 640 00:49:21,795 --> 00:49:27,426 Sunt sigur� c� e ceva la mijloc. Dar ce? 641 00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:30,387 Fac contraband�. 642 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:33,557 - Arme sau droguri. - Cum �i-ai dat seama? 643 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,267 Cam asta e �n majoritatea cazurilor. 644 00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:39,104 Aduc droguri �n America pentru a face bani. 645 00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:41,773 �i trimit �n str�in�tate arme. 646 00:49:43,358 --> 00:49:45,402 Ah. 647 00:49:45,527 --> 00:49:50,282 �i de unde ideile acestea despre criminalitate. 648 00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:52,618 De la televizor. �nv�� repede. 649 00:49:52,701 --> 00:49:56,330 Seam�n cu unu care a picat din copac, dar n-am picat �n cap. 650 00:49:58,665 --> 00:50:01,627 �tii de ce ai nevoie? De un spion. 651 00:50:01,668 --> 00:50:06,340 - Un spion? - Eu. Voi ob�ine o slujb� la studio. 652 00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:10,177 Ah, Nick. �tiu c� trebuie s� faci ceva, dar... 653 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,804 Am cunoscut pe mul�i la petrecerea aceea. 654 00:50:12,888 --> 00:50:15,265 Pun pariu c� unul din ei poate s�-mi ob�in� o slujb�. 655 00:50:15,349 --> 00:50:17,976 �i Mickey? Cine-I va duce diminea�a la �coal�? 656 00:50:18,101 --> 00:50:20,437 O s�-i fac rost de o �ngrijitoare. �i �nc� una bun�. 657 00:50:20,521 --> 00:50:24,316 Nici o problem�. Rezolv eu. Chestia asta e important�. 658 00:50:24,358 --> 00:50:28,904 �tii, c�teodat� Mickey crede c� sunt cam ne�colit. 659 00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:31,657 De fapt, e adev�rat. 660 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:36,036 Vreau s� �i ar�t c� dac� sunt ne�colit, nu sunt neap�rat prost. 661 00:50:36,203 --> 00:50:39,206 deci primul grup merge �ncolo pe strad�, 662 00:50:39,289 --> 00:50:43,001 urma�i de oamenii de afaceri, la pas �ncetinit... 663 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:45,504 �i apoi de cei doi lucr�tori din construc�ii! 664 00:50:46,964 --> 00:50:50,175 - Diego Rosales. - Da, Mick. Mick Smith. 665 00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:52,135 �nc�ntat de cunostiinta, Mick. 666 00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:56,014 Suntem �n Berlin, merge�i v� rog nem�ii. 667 00:50:57,099 --> 00:50:59,601 Cum merg nem�ii? 668 00:50:59,726 --> 00:51:02,813 - Un picior pus dup� cel�lalt? - Ok. 669 00:51:02,896 --> 00:51:07,151 Este o repeti�ie! Doar �n fundal! 670 00:51:07,234 --> 00:51:09,611 �i... ac�iune. 671 00:51:15,701 --> 00:51:17,327 Ce dracu faci? 672 00:51:17,411 --> 00:51:20,038 Vroiam ca fiul meu s� m� vad� �n film. 673 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,834 Da, dar dac� te ui�i la camera de filmat �n timpul film�rii, 674 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:26,044 - te vor da afar�. - Aha. 675 00:51:26,170 --> 00:51:30,174 - E�ti nou, a�a-i? - Da, primul rol. Pu�in cam emo�ionat. 676 00:51:30,257 --> 00:51:33,719 T�ia�i! �napoi la primul cadru, v� rog! 677 00:51:33,802 --> 00:51:37,222 - Relaxeaz�-te. Uit�-te la mine, bine? - Da. 678 00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:38,807 Uit� de camer� de filmat. 679 00:51:38,891 --> 00:51:41,727 Suntem doi lucr�tori, �n drum spre un bar. 680 00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:44,229 - S� m� fac c� e realitate? - Da. 681 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:52,654 �i acum toat� scen�. 682 00:51:52,738 --> 00:51:54,740 Aten�ie, toat� lumea! 683 00:51:54,823 --> 00:51:59,119 - Lini�te! Porni�i camerele! - Lini�te! 684 00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:12,174 �i ac�iune. 685 00:52:15,344 --> 00:52:18,931 Opri�i-I! 686 00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:24,269 - T�ia�i! T�ia�i! - E�ti �n regul�? 687 00:52:24,353 --> 00:52:28,565 - Ce dracu's-a �nt�mplat? - A fost vina mea. L-am v�zut alerg�nd �i... 688 00:52:28,649 --> 00:52:33,529 Ce s-a �nt�mplat de fapt, el a �ncercat s�-I prind� �n timp ce pic�. 689 00:52:33,654 --> 00:52:37,157 L- am v�zut �mpiedic�ndu-se. A c�zut ur�t de tot. E�ti sigur c� n-ai p��it nimic? 690 00:52:38,992 --> 00:52:43,205 - Mersi c� ai �ncercat. - Ok, �nc� o dat�. 691 00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:48,126 De la �nceput! C�t mai repede! Se �ntunec�! 692 00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:51,421 Mersi c� ai intervenit pentru mine. 693 00:52:51,505 --> 00:52:55,509 Nu m-am putut ab�ine, �tii? Din reflex. Ca o reluare la fotbal. 694 00:52:55,592 --> 00:52:59,054 Fotbal, pe naiba. N-a fost chiar o intervetie corect�. 695 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:04,810 La mine acas� este. Oricum ��i r�m�n dator. 696 00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:07,813 Nu, nu. Nici o problem�. Trebuia s� te am pe aici. 697 00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:11,608 E�ti tare. Vreau s� v�d ce-o s� mai faci s� aranjezi �i scena urm�toare. 698 00:53:11,692 --> 00:53:13,652 Ok. 699 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:36,800 Care-i necazul, Michael? 700 00:53:36,884 --> 00:53:41,388 Domna, le plac oamenilor de aici �oarecii? 701 00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:46,476 - De ce �ntrebi? - E unul mare printre rafturi. 702 00:54:10,959 --> 00:54:13,337 - E mort? - Nu, doamn�. 703 00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:17,716 L- am ame�it doar. Tata zice s� nu omori nimic ce nu po�i m�nca. 704 00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:22,304 Cred c� mai bine �l ducem afar�. 705 00:54:28,227 --> 00:54:30,562 E prietenul meu cel mai bun, s� �ti�i. 706 00:54:30,646 --> 00:54:35,692 Ca s� r�m�i pe aici nu trebuie s�-�i ar��i fa�a la camera de filmat. 707 00:54:35,776 --> 00:54:38,487 A�a te reangajeaz�. 708 00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:41,050 - Am jucat �n toate scenele cu mafio�i. - E�ti un profesionist. 709 00:54:41,114 --> 00:54:43,408 Toat� lumea! A�eza�i-v�! 710 00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:45,452 - A�ezarea! - �nc� o dat�. 711 00:54:46,537 --> 00:54:49,081 Ac�iune �n fundal! 712 00:54:49,206 --> 00:54:51,166 Ac�iune. 713 00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:56,213 Uita�i-v� aici! Kiki, ad�-mi o b�utur�. 714 00:55:02,135 --> 00:55:05,430 T�ia�i! Nu merge. 715 00:55:05,514 --> 00:55:07,432 Ce are maimu��? 716 00:55:07,516 --> 00:55:11,353 �mi pare r�u. N-avea nimic mai devreme. Vino aici, Kiki. Haide. 717 00:55:11,436 --> 00:55:13,605 Hai aici. 718 00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:16,733 Nu �n�eleg. Nu face niciodat� a�a. 719 00:55:16,817 --> 00:55:20,279 Vino aici, Kiki! 720 00:55:20,362 --> 00:55:24,032 E emo�ionat�. Ce vrei s� fac�? 721 00:55:24,158 --> 00:55:26,493 - Ai lucrat vreodat� cu animale? - Da. 722 00:55:26,577 --> 00:55:29,705 - Cam da. - Trebuie s� mearg� la mas�... 723 00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:31,748 �i s� duc� un suc la actor. 724 00:55:37,629 --> 00:55:40,966 - Dietetic s�u obi�nuit? - Oridecare. Dietetic�. 725 00:55:44,845 --> 00:55:47,639 - Vrei un pahar? - Nu �tie s� fac� asta. 726 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,269 �nt�rziem. 727 00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:56,732 Putem �ncerca �nc� o dat�? Dac� de data asta nu merge, renun��m. 728 00:55:56,815 --> 00:56:00,777 De la �nceput. Asta-i ultima variant�. 729 00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:03,363 Concentrare. D�-i drumul la banda! 730 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,581 - Ac�iune de fundal! - Ac�iune! 731 00:56:12,664 --> 00:56:15,000 Uita�i-v� aici! 732 00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:17,878 Kiki, ad�-mi o b�utur�. 733 00:56:20,839 --> 00:56:23,842 S� fie una dietetic�. 734 00:56:23,926 --> 00:56:26,845 �i un pahar! Mersi, iubito. 735 00:56:26,929 --> 00:56:29,848 T�ia�i! Edita�i! Vezi de poart�. 736 00:56:34,394 --> 00:56:37,105 Noteaz�-I. 737 00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:43,111 Uite ce-i, am o problem�. Toate animalele mele au roluri �n filme, 738 00:56:43,195 --> 00:56:45,572 �i nu m� mai pot ocupa �i de cimpanzeu. 739 00:56:45,656 --> 00:56:48,468 Dac� ai putea s� m� �nlocuie�ti aici, te pl�tesc dublu fa�� de ce prime�ti. 740 00:56:48,492 --> 00:56:50,410 Voi putea juca �n continuare �n filmul �sta? 741 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:53,539 �n fiecare zi. Kiki e un rol foarte important. 742 00:56:53,622 --> 00:56:55,749 Batem palma atunci. 743 00:56:57,042 --> 00:56:59,378 Te ui�i la noul dresor de maimu�e. 744 00:56:59,461 --> 00:57:02,631 - Mersi de ajutor, Diego. - Bravo, Mick! 745 00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:06,051 Hei, asta e o mi�care bun� �n cariera ta. 746 00:57:06,093 --> 00:57:10,347 - Crezi? - Vei ajunge departe, ��i zic eu. 747 00:57:10,430 --> 00:57:13,517 S� nu ne ui�i de-aia. 748 00:57:16,854 --> 00:57:19,690 Foarte de treab� tipul. 749 00:57:19,731 --> 00:57:22,860 Habar n-are s� joace. 750 00:57:22,901 --> 00:57:26,071 Dar probabil c� va ajunge actor principal �ntr-un serial. 751 00:57:26,155 --> 00:57:28,699 Mickey! 752 00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:31,827 A�teapt� o secund�, drag�. 753 00:57:32,953 --> 00:57:35,998 - Ne mai vedem, Mike. - Pa, Mikey. 754 00:57:36,123 --> 00:57:38,417 Presupun c� tat�l t�u vine s� te ia de la �coal�. 755 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,794 Nu, s�pt�m�na �sta lucreaz�. 756 00:57:40,878 --> 00:57:44,381 P�cat. Dar cine te duce acas� atunci? 757 00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:46,425 Am o d�dac�, ca �i ceilal�i copii. 758 00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:49,428 Ah, care-i? 759 00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:51,597 Acolo. Aia mare. 760 00:57:53,140 --> 00:57:57,519 - D�daca ta? - E unchiuk Jacko de acas�. 761 00:57:57,603 --> 00:58:01,815 - E �nsurat? - Nu, dar e �n c�utare. 762 00:58:01,899 --> 00:58:04,651 Salut. Dorothy Mathis. Sunt profesoara lui Mickey. 763 00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:08,071 Ziua bun�, Dorothy. Po�i s�-mi zici Jacko. 764 00:58:11,617 --> 00:58:13,827 Al naibii de frumos. 765 00:58:15,162 --> 00:58:18,457 Los Angeles, da? 766 00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:21,126 Curios nume. 767 00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:23,295 Los Angeles. 768 00:58:23,378 --> 00:58:26,298 Da, �nseamn� "�ngeri pierdu�i". 769 00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:30,552 E �n italian�. 770 00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:33,555 I- am zis la Sue c� te duc �ntr-un loc special pentru cin�. 771 00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:35,933 Are s�-�i plac�. Ai �ncredere �n mine. 772 00:58:42,981 --> 00:58:46,193 Alege ce vrei din meniul de acolo... 773 00:58:46,276 --> 00:58:48,862 �i zici cu voce tare �nspre cutia aia. 774 00:58:48,946 --> 00:58:51,156 Dup� dou� minute, deja te �ndopi... 775 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,284 f�r� s� fi cobor�t din ma�in�. 776 00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:56,578 �i noi avem a�a ceva acas� 777 00:58:56,662 --> 00:58:58,705 dar de aici a �nceput totul. 778 00:58:58,789 --> 00:59:04,545 Deci po�i s� m�n�nci ca un porc �i nimeni s� nu te vad�. 779 00:59:04,670 --> 00:59:06,672 De�tep�i b�ie�i, americanii �tia, nu? 780 00:59:06,797 --> 00:59:09,716 P�i de-asta-i Los Angeles-ul renumit �n lume... 781 00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,677 pentru buc�t�ria s� aleasa. 782 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,720 Bine a�i venit la Mendy's. Face�i comanda? 783 00:59:13,804 --> 00:59:17,307 Las�-m� pe mine. Bun� seara, Wendy. 784 00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:22,813 Suntem patru care vom cina �n ma�in�. 785 00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:26,358 Deci vom avea patru por�ii de c�te trei hamgurgeri cu br�nz�... 786 00:59:26,441 --> 00:59:28,002 �i patru por�ii mari de cartofi pr�ji�i. 787 00:59:28,026 --> 00:59:30,154 Deci patru por�ii Clasice. 788 00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,239 Stai pu�in, �i patru por�ii de cartofi? 789 00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:36,118 Aici sunt Stan �i Harry. 790 00:59:36,201 --> 00:59:39,079 Ei vor avea cina �mpreun� cu noi, 791 00:59:39,163 --> 00:59:43,917 vom avea deci... �ase hamburgeri cu br�nz�... 792 00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:46,795 �i �ase por�ii da cartofi pr�ji�i. 793 00:59:46,879 --> 00:59:51,300 Bine, �ase por�ii Clasic cu br�nz� �i �ase de cartofi pr�ji�i? 794 00:59:54,052 --> 00:59:57,472 - �tii ce mi-ar pl�cea s� fac? - Ce anume? 795 00:59:57,556 --> 01:00:00,726 S� m� urc �n v�rful unui zg�rie-nor. 796 01:00:00,767 --> 01:00:04,480 Asta-i u�or. Trebuie doar s� g�se�ti unul care e accesibil. 797 01:00:13,947 --> 01:00:16,909 E adev�rat. E mai �nalt dec�t Ayers Rock. 798 01:00:19,453 --> 01:00:23,582 Da. Desigur �n New York cl�dirile sunt mai �nalte. 799 01:00:23,624 --> 01:00:25,626 Am fost acolo. 800 01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,045 B�tr�nul New York. 801 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:31,715 Sau cum �i zicem noi: "Marele M�r". 802 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:34,718 Marele M�r? De ce �i zice�i a�a? 803 01:00:36,678 --> 01:00:39,598 P�i, de-aia c�-i mare �i... 804 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,810 Dar nici o cl�dire de acolo nu-i a�a periculoas� ca asta. 805 01:00:45,479 --> 01:00:46,355 Ce vrei s� spui? 806 01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:48,732 P�i �n new York nu sunt cutremure. 807 01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:51,652 Aici sunt tot timpul, a�a-i? 808 01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:54,154 Da. 809 01:00:54,238 --> 01:00:56,907 Ar putea s� fie chiar unul acum. 810 01:00:56,949 --> 01:00:58,909 Doamne! 811 01:00:58,951 --> 01:01:00,911 Ce crezi c� ar p��i cl�direa asta? 812 01:01:00,953 --> 01:01:04,706 Nu mi-ar pl�cea s� fiu aici sus dac� ar fi cutremur, da? 813 01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:08,585 Am v�zut destul. Tu? 814 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:11,713 Ah, da. Nu mai are sens s� pierdem vremea pe aici. 815 01:01:17,135 --> 01:01:19,096 Rezist� la cutremure? 816 01:01:19,137 --> 01:01:21,098 Nici o problem�. 817 01:01:36,155 --> 01:01:42,035 Prietene, am nevoie de o b�utur�, dup� 1286 sc�ri. 818 01:01:42,119 --> 01:01:44,288 Nici o problem�, prietene. 819 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:06,143 N- a func�ionat. 820 01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:09,771 Trebuie s� a�tep�i. Sute de ma�ini trec pe aici, 821 01:02:09,855 --> 01:02:12,441 �i suntem doar doi care vrem s� trecem. 822 01:02:13,859 --> 01:02:16,320 Da? Acum sunt 20 care vrem s� trecem, nu? 823 01:02:16,361 --> 01:02:19,031 Da, dar n-ai voie s� faci asta. E ilegal. 824 01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:22,201 P�i nu v�d nici un poli�ist. 825 01:02:22,284 --> 01:02:24,995 Da, dar au camere de filmat la fiecare intersec�ie, �tii? 826 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:29,041 Dac� faci ceva ilegal ��i fac poza �i ��i trimit amend�. 827 01:02:31,043 --> 01:02:33,420 Da, dar nu am nici o pl�cu�� pe g�t, 828 01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:36,215 a�a c� de unde vor �ti cine sunt? 829 01:02:39,468 --> 01:02:43,430 C�nd ai ajuns aici, le-ai ar�tat pa�aportul, nu? 830 01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:45,599 - Da. - Ai poza �n ea, prostane. 831 01:02:45,682 --> 01:02:47,726 Ah, da. 832 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,522 M� �ntreb cu c�t te vor amend�. 833 01:02:51,563 --> 01:02:54,316 Depinde de c�te ori ai ap�sat butonul. 834 01:02:57,277 --> 01:03:01,740 - Arat� ca un bar texan. - Excelent. Hai s� intr�m. 835 01:03:01,782 --> 01:03:04,034 O s� ne distr�m. 836 01:03:04,076 --> 01:03:07,371 Cowboyilor ace�tia americani le plac barurile g�l�gioase. 837 01:03:07,412 --> 01:03:09,748 Salut, b�ie�i. Intra�i. 838 01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:11,750 Bun� seara, doamn�. 839 01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:16,296 Domna. 840 01:03:24,012 --> 01:03:27,391 La naiba cu idio�ii �tia! 841 01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:29,768 Ce bar spurcat. 842 01:03:29,810 --> 01:03:35,149 Cred c� termenul corect e "poponari homosexuali". 843 01:03:35,232 --> 01:03:37,484 A�a �i cheam� pe cei care-�i ridic� c�ma�a pe aici. 844 01:03:37,568 --> 01:03:41,238 Singura femeie era femeia de la intrare. 845 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,329 D� banii, sau te �mpu�c. 846 01:03:49,413 --> 01:03:52,666 Stai pu�in c� nu te aud. 847 01:03:55,544 --> 01:03:58,964 - E mai bine a�a. Cu ce v� putem ajuta? - Cowboy �mecheri, da? 848 01:03:59,047 --> 01:04:01,300 - Da�i-mi banii! - Nu sunt cowboy. 849 01:04:01,341 --> 01:04:06,054 - Sunt ni�te pro�ti dichisi�i! - Dar au bani. 850 01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:09,475 - Da�i-ne banii odat�! - Da d�-ne banii, t�rfo! 851 01:04:10,601 --> 01:04:13,187 T�rf�? 852 01:04:13,270 --> 01:04:16,773 Fiule, �tii c�t de rapid trebuie s� fii s� prinzi un �arpe-tigru? 853 01:04:20,527 --> 01:04:23,822 �ntotdeauna sunt jefuit. Cred c� par bogat. 854 01:04:23,864 --> 01:04:27,451 E o ma�in� cu capota moale. Jos capu'. 855 01:04:31,580 --> 01:04:34,166 - Oau! - �tii, 856 01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:36,793 probabil de asta se zice LA "ora�ul pe ro�i". 857 01:04:36,877 --> 01:04:37,753 Ce vrei s� spui? 858 01:04:37,878 --> 01:04:40,339 Oamenii nici m�car nu coboar� din ma�ina s� te jefuiasc�. 859 01:04:41,590 --> 01:04:45,344 - Hei! - Au! 860 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:49,139 E numai vina ta, bostane! Nu trebuia s�-i zici t�rf�! 861 01:04:53,727 --> 01:04:56,021 Sun�m la poli�ie? 862 01:04:56,396 --> 01:05:01,360 Nu. Va fi mai r�u a�a. 863 01:05:01,401 --> 01:05:04,738 Oricum, nu e vina lor. 864 01:05:04,822 --> 01:05:06,824 Din cauza drogurilor. 865 01:05:06,907 --> 01:05:10,494 �tiu tot de la Geraldo Rivera. 866 01:05:10,536 --> 01:05:12,538 El cunoa�te str�zile. 867 01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:14,873 S� bem o cafea �i s� mergem acas�. 868 01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:18,293 S� nu comanzi cafea pe-aici. 869 01:05:18,377 --> 01:05:20,838 S- ar putea s� nu-�i plac� felul �n care o servesc. 870 01:05:20,921 --> 01:05:22,965 Crede-m�. 871 01:05:25,717 --> 01:05:29,972 �i aici e urma unui crocodil mare de tot. 872 01:05:30,055 --> 01:05:32,182 - Oaa! - Mi�to! 873 01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:37,563 Nu era chiar a�a de mare. 874 01:05:38,689 --> 01:05:41,066 Nu avea mai mult de 7 metri. 875 01:05:41,108 --> 01:05:43,360 E uria�! 876 01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:55,164 Da, �tiu. 877 01:05:55,247 --> 01:05:58,792 Nu apreciaz� un artist adev�rat. 878 01:05:58,876 --> 01:06:01,670 Ai fost grozav. 879 01:06:01,753 --> 01:06:04,131 Nu-mi pas� ce a spus regiuorul. E un prost. 880 01:06:05,591 --> 01:06:07,926 Ai fost chiar bun. 881 01:06:07,968 --> 01:06:09,928 - Neagr� cu zah�r, da? - Da. 882 01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:12,514 - Mersi. Excelent. - �i... 883 01:06:12,598 --> 01:06:14,600 �i am ceva pentru amicul nostru. 884 01:06:14,683 --> 01:06:17,102 A, perfect. 885 01:06:17,144 --> 01:06:20,189 Neagr� cu pu�in zah�r. 886 01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:23,609 E cam nervoas�. 887 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:26,111 Din cauza cu�tii. 888 01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:28,238 Vrea una mai mare c� a lui Virgil, dar �i tot spun 889 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,949 c� Virgil e un leu. Tu nu e�ti dec�t o maimu��. 890 01:06:31,033 --> 01:06:34,578 Scuze. 891 01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,622 Cimpanzeu. 892 01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:38,624 Te-ai g�ndit s�-�i schimbi managerul? 893 01:06:40,626 --> 01:06:43,879 Vorbe�ti cu un cimpanzeu. Ei nu vorbesc engleza. 894 01:06:43,962 --> 01:06:48,133 Nici prima mea so�ie nu vorbea. 895 01:06:49,301 --> 01:06:50,844 Mi�c�-te, Dravos. 896 01:07:19,581 --> 01:07:23,043 Ai grij� la pictur�. 897 01:07:33,554 --> 01:07:35,514 Sprijin-o de perete. 898 01:07:35,556 --> 01:07:38,308 Cu grij�! 899 01:07:45,941 --> 01:07:48,986 Salu, Phil. Ce mai faci? 900 01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:51,780 Salut, Mick. Co�marul de rigoare. 901 01:07:51,864 --> 01:07:54,116 Da. 902 01:07:54,199 --> 01:07:58,036 - Adic�? - Trebuie s� fac scena asta... 903 01:07:58,078 --> 01:08:01,832 s� arate excat c� cea din Yugoslavia. 904 01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:07,379 De acolo vin toate picturile? 905 01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:10,924 Da. Le-au f�cut acolo. Prostie. 906 01:08:11,008 --> 01:08:14,720 Era mai ieftin aici. 907 01:08:14,803 --> 01:08:18,974 Deci nu au nici o valoare. Copii toate. 908 01:08:19,057 --> 01:08:21,810 Da. �i proaste. 909 01:08:21,894 --> 01:08:26,857 �i ce-i cu ramele astea? 910 01:08:26,982 --> 01:08:29,735 Nu se car� decorul 911 01:08:29,818 --> 01:08:33,071 dintr-o �ar� �n alta? 912 01:08:33,155 --> 01:08:36,575 Poate �n filmele mari, c� Mission Impossible 3. 913 01:08:36,617 --> 01:08:39,411 Dar I-ai v�zut pe Tom Cruise pe acolo? 914 01:08:41,622 --> 01:08:44,124 Cum arat�? 915 01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:47,294 Ca Tom Cruise. 916 01:08:49,755 --> 01:08:52,257 Te-ai n�scut �n pe�ter�? 917 01:08:52,299 --> 01:08:54,301 Da. De unde �tii? 918 01:08:54,384 --> 01:08:56,470 Nu conteaz�. 919 01:08:58,764 --> 01:09:01,475 Jim, nu a�a. Invers. 920 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,895 Au �nceput cu Gauguin, unul peste altul. 921 01:09:04,937 --> 01:09:07,231 S� ne �n�elegem. Trebuie s� termin�m azi. 922 01:09:07,272 --> 01:09:09,233 M�ine se filmeaz� aici. 923 01:09:23,831 --> 01:09:26,166 Pui heroina �ntr-o pung�, 924 01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:28,168 �i poate lua orice form�. 925 01:09:28,252 --> 01:09:32,297 Deci c�nd am v�zut c� face scandal pentru c� au lovit rama 926 01:09:32,422 --> 01:09:34,550 m- am prins unde sunt drogurile, 927 01:09:34,633 --> 01:09:36,593 ascunse �n rama tablourilor. 928 01:09:36,635 --> 01:09:39,972 Heroin� pur�, "smack". 929 01:09:40,055 --> 01:09:43,308 G�nde�ti ca un detectiv. 930 01:09:43,350 --> 01:09:47,062 Da, e normal, nu? 931 01:09:47,146 --> 01:09:49,398 - Hei, Mick! - A! 932 01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:52,568 Era laboratorul poli�iei. 933 01:09:52,651 --> 01:09:56,113 �mi pare r�u. Nu sunt droguri �n rame. 934 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:58,157 La naiba! 935 01:09:59,616 --> 01:10:01,869 Eram sigur. 936 01:10:01,952 --> 01:10:05,080 Poate nu aduc nimic. 937 01:10:05,164 --> 01:10:07,166 Se furi�eaz� ei cu ceva. 938 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:09,626 Dar nu �tiu ce. 939 01:10:09,668 --> 01:10:11,628 �tiu pe cineva 940 01:10:11,670 --> 01:10:15,132 care tot trecea cu o roab� 941 01:10:15,257 --> 01:10:17,259 grani�a, �n fiecare zi. 942 01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:19,636 "�ngr��m�nt" le spune la vame�i. 943 01:10:19,678 --> 01:10:22,639 Dar ei �tiau c� ceva nu e �n regul�. 944 01:10:22,681 --> 01:10:25,392 �i �ntr-o zi au c�utat prin b�legar. 945 01:10:25,476 --> 01:10:28,270 Nimic. 946 01:10:28,353 --> 01:10:32,065 Dar aveau dreptate. 947 01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:34,443 F�cea trafic de roabe. 948 01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:37,196 Chiar sub nasul lor. 949 01:10:37,237 --> 01:10:41,783 E ceva, dar nu �tiu �nc� ce. 950 01:10:43,202 --> 01:10:47,456 Cred c� avea dreptate prima oar�. Sunt droguri. 951 01:10:47,539 --> 01:10:50,667 Nu s-ar deranja pentru ni�te roabe. 952 01:11:02,471 --> 01:11:05,057 T�ia�i! 953 01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:07,976 Dup� ce arunc�! 954 01:11:08,060 --> 01:11:09,978 - Perfect! - Foarte bine, Paul. 955 01:11:10,062 --> 01:11:13,732 Nu ardem acum castelul. 956 01:11:13,816 --> 01:11:16,527 �l vom arde m�ine. 957 01:11:16,610 --> 01:11:19,071 Deci toat� lumea merge acas� devreme �i m�ine sunte�i liberi. 958 01:11:19,154 --> 01:11:22,074 - Oooo! Perfect! - Ne vedem vineri! 959 01:11:22,115 --> 01:11:24,284 Devreme! 960 01:11:37,005 --> 01:11:40,801 �i ai v�zut recent aceste picturi? 961 01:11:40,884 --> 01:11:42,261 Da, azi. 962 01:11:42,302 --> 01:11:45,556 Deci sunt false. 963 01:11:45,639 --> 01:11:48,142 ��i dai seama din poze? 964 01:11:48,267 --> 01:11:51,562 Nu. Dar aceste picturi... 965 01:11:51,603 --> 01:11:54,314 �i acestea... 966 01:11:54,398 --> 01:11:56,400 nu mai exist�. 967 01:11:56,441 --> 01:11:59,820 �n timpul bombard�rii Belgradului de NATO 968 01:11:59,903 --> 01:12:02,781 Muzeul Na�ional al Serbiei a fost lovit. 969 01:12:02,865 --> 01:12:06,201 �i a ars de tot. Cu picturile �n�untru. 970 01:12:06,285 --> 01:12:10,873 Cea mai bun� colec�ie de picturi. 971 01:12:10,956 --> 01:12:13,542 O tragedie pentru art�. 972 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:17,754 Deci acestea sunt copii. 973 01:12:20,632 --> 01:12:24,094 Belgrad e �n Yugoslavia? 974 01:12:25,637 --> 01:12:30,100 - Da. - De acolo vin aceste picturi. 975 01:12:31,894 --> 01:12:34,438 Dac� bombardarea nu a fost un accident... 976 01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:37,524 �i picturile nu mai erau acolo? 977 01:12:37,608 --> 01:12:40,068 Se poate? 978 01:12:41,653 --> 01:12:46,617 Poate ar trebui s� le v�d. M� pute�i duce acolo? 979 01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:49,870 Nu. 980 01:12:49,953 --> 01:12:54,500 Dar dac� v� aduc una �i e real�, 981 01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:56,627 �nseamn� c� poate �i restul sunt, nu? 982 01:12:56,752 --> 01:13:00,172 Trebuie s� m� sunaai imediat cum da�i de una. 983 01:13:00,297 --> 01:13:03,550 - Bine. - Mersi. Mersi. 984 01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:10,974 - Cine a pictat asta? - Pablo Picasso. 985 01:13:12,476 --> 01:13:16,271 �i eu beau, dar nici chiar a�a. 986 01:13:24,196 --> 01:13:27,032 E u�or. Cunosc locurile. 987 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:31,620 - A�teapt� te rog �n ma�in�. - Mick. 988 01:13:32,871 --> 01:13:34,998 Vroiam s� spun s� ai grij�. 989 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:39,044 Dar cred c� e o prostie s�-�i spun �ie asta. 990 01:13:39,127 --> 01:13:41,129 Nu-i nici o grij�. 991 01:13:52,850 --> 01:13:54,768 Diferen�a e evident�. 992 01:13:54,852 --> 01:13:58,564 Dar �n film nu se vede. 993 01:13:58,605 --> 01:14:00,566 - Nu? - Avem deci picturile. 994 01:14:00,607 --> 01:14:04,403 Acum trebuie s� continu�m cu filmul? 995 01:14:04,444 --> 01:14:06,405 Nu pricepi, nu? 996 01:14:06,446 --> 01:14:10,075 Detaliile conteaz�. 997 01:14:10,159 --> 01:14:13,245 Au intrat �n �ar� ca �i decor. Cine vrea s� le vad�... 998 01:14:13,328 --> 01:14:15,372 sunt arse. Leam ars. 999 01:14:15,455 --> 01:14:19,042 Merge�i la film s� le vede�i. 1000 01:14:19,126 --> 01:14:22,963 Gata. Perfect. 1001 01:14:36,143 --> 01:14:39,062 Carl, avem nevoie de tine. 1002 01:14:45,861 --> 01:14:49,239 Carl, pictura aia ar trebui acoperit�. 1003 01:14:49,281 --> 01:14:51,825 Vin imediat. 1004 01:14:51,909 --> 01:14:55,120 - Cine naiba e �la? - Prinde-I! 1005 01:14:55,204 --> 01:14:57,664 Repede! Dup� el! 1006 01:14:57,789 --> 01:15:00,876 Trage�i jos! S� nu g�uri�i tablourile! 1007 01:15:00,959 --> 01:15:03,462 Repede! Dup� el! 1008 01:15:03,587 --> 01:15:06,340 - �ine asta! Mersi! - Ce? 1009 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,508 A fugit acolo! Dravos a mers dup� el! 1010 01:15:49,550 --> 01:15:54,221 �nconjura�i-I! Du-te �i ajut�-I pe Dravos! 1011 01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:59,143 �tiu, Mick a spus s� a�tept aici. 1012 01:15:59,184 --> 01:16:01,436 E pielea lui, nu? 1013 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:04,064 �tiu, m� uit doar. 1014 01:16:04,189 --> 01:16:07,151 Ce cau�i aici? Cine are grij� de Mikey? 1015 01:16:07,276 --> 01:16:09,778 Domni�oara Mathis. Profesoara. 1016 01:16:09,862 --> 01:16:11,822 V- am urm�rit cu ma�ina. 1017 01:16:54,573 --> 01:16:57,159 Am grij� de tine. 1018 01:17:13,008 --> 01:17:16,428 Ai grij� pe naiba! 1019 01:17:18,514 --> 01:17:21,475 - Cine-i? De unde... - E tipul cu maimu��. 1020 01:17:21,558 --> 01:17:24,770 Mick, cel care antreneaz� maimu�ele. 1021 01:17:24,853 --> 01:17:28,482 De unde �tie de tablouri? 1022 01:17:28,565 --> 01:17:31,318 E singur? S� nu moar�! 1023 01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:33,570 Du-te! 1024 01:17:33,612 --> 01:17:35,989 Intr�m �n scena 4. 1025 01:17:36,073 --> 01:17:38,742 - �l gonim c�tre tine. - Bine. 1026 01:18:52,524 --> 01:18:54,735 Oh! 1027 01:19:13,170 --> 01:19:15,631 Trage�i la picioare! S� fie viu! 1028 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:54,378 Ai grij�... 1029 01:19:58,382 --> 01:20:00,384 la perete! 1030 01:20:09,309 --> 01:20:11,061 E �n jungl�. 1031 01:20:11,103 --> 01:20:13,605 E o singur� u��. 1032 01:20:13,647 --> 01:20:16,692 - Bine! - �l aduc la poart�! 1033 01:21:17,669 --> 01:21:21,298 Hei! Hei! Hei! Hei! 1034 01:21:24,510 --> 01:21:26,470 Bate cinci! 1035 01:21:26,553 --> 01:21:29,640 �efu a zis s� nu intri singur! 1036 01:21:29,723 --> 01:21:32,601 - Stan? Stan? - Prea t�rziu. 1037 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:33,894 Stan! 1038 01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:57,501 La naiba! 1039 01:21:57,543 --> 01:22:00,796 Am f�cut-o! 1040 01:22:00,879 --> 01:22:06,051 A.. ratat, cred! 1041 01:22:07,886 --> 01:22:09,930 Sper! 1042 01:22:26,864 --> 01:22:28,824 Salut, Mick! 1043 01:22:31,743 --> 01:22:33,620 �tiu c� e�ti acolo! 1044 01:22:35,497 --> 01:22:39,001 De ce s� ne mai juc�m? 1045 01:22:40,878 --> 01:22:44,381 Le�i �i... 1046 01:22:44,423 --> 01:22:47,342 treci l�ng� prietenii t�i. 1047 01:22:47,426 --> 01:22:51,054 Nu mai am r�bdare! 1048 01:22:51,096 --> 01:22:55,642 Bine, ies! 1049 01:23:00,606 --> 01:23:04,568 S� nu faci mi�c�ri rapide. 1050 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:07,362 Suntem prieteni. 1051 01:23:07,446 --> 01:23:09,656 Po�i l�sa m�inile jos. 1052 01:23:13,285 --> 01:23:15,245 Pe asta nu pot. 1053 01:23:15,287 --> 01:23:18,415 - De ce? - Dac� o las jos... 1054 01:23:18,457 --> 01:23:20,417 �i nu m� uit la el... 1055 01:23:20,459 --> 01:23:22,878 te va m�nca. 1056 01:23:22,961 --> 01:23:26,048 - Cine? - �la de acolo. 1057 01:23:31,720 --> 01:23:34,431 Uite. Pe st�nc�. 1058 01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:42,564 E�ti nebun? Nu-I po�i omora cu aia. 1059 01:23:42,648 --> 01:23:45,150 Numai �l enerveti. 1060 01:23:45,234 --> 01:23:49,154 Dac� tragi �n cineva, s� nu s�ngereze. 1061 01:23:49,238 --> 01:23:51,448 Leii inebunesc la miros de s�nge, 1062 01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:57,412 Dac� a� fi an locul vostru, a� intra �n cu�c�. 1063 01:24:06,421 --> 01:24:10,050 Da, e un... 1064 01:24:10,134 --> 01:24:12,010 leu dresat. 1065 01:24:12,094 --> 01:24:15,055 Da. Poate ai dreptate. 1066 01:24:21,103 --> 01:24:24,022 Te �mpu�c pe tine. Vei s�ngera. 1067 01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:28,527 - Nu-i mare lucru. - Dar nu asta-i problema ta. 1068 01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:32,656 E doamna lui. 1069 01:24:34,741 --> 01:24:38,203 Pe ea nu o controlez. 1070 01:24:38,328 --> 01:24:41,748 Nu m� pot uita �n ochii ei. 1071 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:47,546 F� ce trebuie. 1072 01:24:47,629 --> 01:24:49,673 Intru �n cu�c�... 1073 01:24:49,756 --> 01:24:52,718 �nainte s� vin� �i soacra. 1074 01:24:52,801 --> 01:24:56,054 Nu! Nu! 1075 01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:59,766 - Deschide u�a! Deschide-o acum! - D�-mi arma! 1076 01:25:02,936 --> 01:25:05,397 Ai �inut o arm� la capul so�iei mele. 1077 01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:08,233 - Cum? - E de neiertat! 1078 01:25:08,317 --> 01:25:10,611 - Te ajut s� sl�be�ti. - Cum? 1079 01:25:10,736 --> 01:25:13,989 Virgil va veni �i va mu�ca o bucat� mare din curul t�u. 1080 01:25:14,072 --> 01:25:17,826 Virgil, pr�nzul! 1081 01:25:23,207 --> 01:25:25,918 Stai! 1082 01:25:39,556 --> 01:25:40,849 Ah! 1083 01:25:40,933 --> 01:25:45,687 Dac� m� atingi te dau �n judecat�. 1084 01:25:45,771 --> 01:25:48,774 Ha! Corect! 1085 01:25:52,444 --> 01:25:54,696 Cam 40 de dolari! 1086 01:25:54,780 --> 01:25:57,449 E perfect. 1087 01:25:57,533 --> 01:25:59,576 Leftin. 1088 01:25:59,660 --> 01:26:01,620 �i cum te sim�i, doamn�? 1089 01:26:01,662 --> 01:26:04,164 - Ce naiba cau�i aici? - A trebuit s� vin. 1090 01:26:04,248 --> 01:26:05,457 Mi-a murit mobilul. 1091 01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:08,335 �i a trebuit s� intru s� g�sesc un telefon s� sun la poli�ie. 1092 01:26:08,418 --> 01:26:11,922 E�ti de�teapt�, Sue. Eu nu m-a� fi g�ndit la asta. 1093 01:26:11,964 --> 01:26:14,967 Asta deoarece pe ea o cheam� Dundee. 1094 01:26:16,510 --> 01:26:19,138 Sau ar trebui. 1095 01:26:19,263 --> 01:26:23,976 Jacko, fii cu ochii pe ei. �i astup�-�i urechile. 1096 01:26:24,059 --> 01:26:27,604 - Ce? - Astup�-�i urechile. 1097 01:26:27,646 --> 01:26:30,274 Bine. 1098 01:26:31,483 --> 01:26:34,528 Trebuie s�-�i spun. 1099 01:26:35,904 --> 01:26:39,074 Am fost speriat pentru prima dat�. 1100 01:26:39,158 --> 01:26:42,786 Asta e bine. Multora le e fric� de lei. 1101 01:26:42,828 --> 01:26:45,831 Nu, nu de lei. Lor numai le e foame. 1102 01:26:45,873 --> 01:26:47,875 M- am speriat c�nd am v�zut pistolul la capul t�u. 1103 01:26:49,001 --> 01:26:53,005 Mi-am dat seama c�t de mult... 1104 01:26:57,259 --> 01:26:59,386 �tii tu... 1105 01:26:59,470 --> 01:27:01,889 Ne c�s�torim? 1106 01:27:03,724 --> 01:27:07,644 Te cam gr�be�ti, Mick! 1107 01:27:07,686 --> 01:27:09,980 E�ti sigur? 1108 01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:16,236 Exper�ii spun c� valoarea picturilor... 1109 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,615 dep�e�te 300 milioane $. 1110 01:27:19,698 --> 01:27:22,993 Pentru ultima oar�, Marta Waller e acolo. Marta? 1111 01:27:23,076 --> 01:27:25,496 Mersi, Hal. Poli�ia scoate... 1112 01:27:25,537 --> 01:27:28,665 picturile afar�. 1113 01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:31,919 Femeia din spatele meu e doamna Sue Charleton. 1114 01:27:32,002 --> 01:27:33,003 De la Newsday. 1115 01:27:33,086 --> 01:27:37,257 Care i-a condus pe detectivi aici. 1116 01:27:44,056 --> 01:27:45,557 Mai devreme �ns� 1117 01:27:45,641 --> 01:27:49,478 Mi-a spus c� e expert �n art�. 1118 01:27:49,561 --> 01:27:51,730 Nu e tipul cu sconcsul? 1119 01:27:51,814 --> 01:27:55,609 Mai multe detalii m� i t�rziu. 1120 01:27:55,692 --> 01:27:57,653 Acum s� mergem la Malibu... 1121 01:27:57,736 --> 01:28:01,198 unde a plouat foarte mult noaptea trecut�. 1122 01:28:01,281 --> 01:28:04,785 �i au fost alunec�ri de teren. 1123 01:28:04,910 --> 01:28:06,829 Pe coasta Pacificului. 1124 01:28:10,374 --> 01:28:13,627 Sue, accep�i acest b�rbat... 1125 01:28:13,710 --> 01:28:15,921 ca �i so�? 1126 01:28:16,004 --> 01:28:18,006 - Da. - Mick, 1127 01:28:18,090 --> 01:28:21,301 O iei de so�ie pe doamna? 1128 01:28:23,929 --> 01:28:26,348 Desigur. 1129 01:28:26,431 --> 01:28:30,519 Perfect. V� declar... 1130 01:28:30,602 --> 01:28:32,604 so� �i so�ie. 1131 01:28:39,278 --> 01:28:41,613 - Noroc, Mick! - Perfect! 1132 01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:56,253 Acum e oficial. E�ti Mick Dundee al II-lea. 1133 01:28:56,336 --> 01:28:59,631 - Mi�to! - S� vedem dac� vei fi... 1134 01:28:59,673 --> 01:29:03,427 un Crocodil Dundee... 1135 01:29:03,469 --> 01:29:06,472 sau Michael Dundee, jurnalist. 1136 01:29:06,555 --> 01:29:08,932 Nu, tata. 1137 01:29:08,974 --> 01:29:11,477 Voi fi Crocodil Dundee. 1138 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:14,688 V�n�tor �i proprietar de ziar. 1139 01:29:14,771 --> 01:29:17,816 Nu am crescut un prost. 1140 01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:20,652 Pune asta pe tine pentru poze. 1141 01:29:20,736 --> 01:29:24,364 - Pentru ce? - Ar��i ca un prost cu costumul. 1142 01:29:24,448 --> 01:29:27,659 Nu. Ar trebui s� ar��i ca �i Crocodil Dundee. 1143 01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:39,171 Cred c� zilele de v�n�toare s-au terminat. 1144 01:29:39,213 --> 01:29:44,551 De acum �ncolo sunt.. . Detectiv Mick Dundee. 1145 01:29:47,179 --> 01:29:49,765 Glumesc. 88517

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