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So, I'm going to do your work. Off you
go. Off you go.
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Hey! What? You can't do that now.
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Says who?
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You know, I take you in when you become
a delusion of romance.
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I love you.
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I nurture you. I shelter you.
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Feed you your favorite thing in life.
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You can't even indulge me.
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Okay, girl.
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I'll indulge you. Okay.
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Come here.
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What?
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Turn. Turn. Turn.
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So, how was work?
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Oh, disgusting, as usual.
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Well, are you up for murder yet?
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No.
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Well, did you at least blind the
asshole?
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Was that fun?
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Marvelous, to be fair.
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Oh, dude.
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Great.
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My favorite.
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Fortune cookie? Fortune cookie.
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Huh.
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Go with the flow. What does yours say?
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Mine says, things change.
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Maybe Ross will wake up tomorrow with
amnesia.
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Hi, Lisa.
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Hi, Jonathan.
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Are the chemicals ready?
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I'll be okay.
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Thanks.
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Come on, share it with me, Lisa.
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Lisa,
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you and me in that roommate of yours?
Bad chance.
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I'll leave you alone.
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I think he's going for the world's
record in rejected hits.
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Can I have a hug?
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Of course.
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I can't believe it.
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My best and my only work buddy is
leaving me today.
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I finally get you here, and then you
take that scholarship in Italy.
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Will you send me a postcard of one of
those?
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Naked ladies all cast in bronze?
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Promise.
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I promise.
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John, let's not ruin a good thing.
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It's not like that, Lisa.
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I really care for you.
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Let's not show it that way. It's just
not me.
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Speak from experience.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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It means you've never been with a guy.
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And I'd like to keep it that way.
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You're incredible, Brad.
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Getting so soft.
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Crazy about you.
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Touch me all over.
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Feel good?
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Oh, yeah.
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I feel good.
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Catch me all over.
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Feel good?
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Oh, yes.
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It feels good.
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Oh, me too.
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Don't worry, Lisa.
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I won't hurt you.
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Your first hand job?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to put it on now.
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Here. Look around the edges here.
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It's not coming.
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Leave your teeth.
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Oh, it's not coming now.
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Yeah, I need my balls.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, yes.
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Swallow it.
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All the way.
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That is it.
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It's so hard.
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Yeah. Do I get that right? Yeah.
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I will be down.
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Sucked down deep.
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Ugh, licked my balls too.
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Brass dog.
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Put two fingers in your...
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Can I get you anything?
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Do you want some ice cream?
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No, I think I'll plan it. Okay.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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You want to join me for a drink?
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I didn't know you drank, Jacqueline.
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Well, I don't, but today I do.
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I started working in a law firm with 20
dicks, and you drank, too.
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One of those days, right?
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Yeah, but I really appreciate you coming
on such short notice.
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I've got knots in my muscles never known
to man before.
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Well, I get them out like I usually do.
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Denise, you're a godsend.
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Thanks.
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God, you're so tight. I've never seen
you like this. What's up?
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Just your typical political screwball
job.
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I've got one guy that does one thing,
another guy that does something else.
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Then they realize they both fucked up,
so they act like nothing ever happened.
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But somehow I've lost the recognition
and a step on the corporate ladder.
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The whole idea is supposed to be upward
mobility.
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You want to trade jobs for a day?
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I think I will stick to ironing out the
tension instead of living it. Can you
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turn over for me?
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Well, who knows, Denise?
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Maybe surrounded by 20 dicks, even you'd
get turned on.
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Oh, Pat.
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So no men, huh?
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Mm -mm.
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Women only?
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Mm -hmm.
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Do you ever think about you and me?
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I'd be crazy not to.
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You're very beautiful.
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And smart.
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But I'm devoted to him. Lisa, you know
that.
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Well, I wonder what it would be like to
be with a woman.
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Do you ever wonder what it would be like
to be with a man?
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I used to, but not anymore.
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Well, I bet with the right guy, you'd
get turned on.
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What was that word again?
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Oh, pie.
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Sure, Adam.
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You look like your day was worse than
mine.
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Mine was pretty wretched.
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Well, as you say, I wasn't too happy
with the verdict.
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Well, why don't you join us?
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Denise here is a queen of carrying white
-collar aches and pains.
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You don't mind, do you? I'll pay you
double.
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Let's drink and begin.
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Do you like that?
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Mm -hmm.
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Feel good?
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Oh.
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She does a good job, doesn't she?
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Oh.
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She's pretty, too, isn't she?
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Oh, Denise, you're amazing.
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That's what your wife tells me.
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Oh.
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We have that in there.
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Turn you on yeah, you turn me
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on
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To me, it's pretty amazing, isn't he?
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I was thinking, with the right
guy, she could really come around.
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I mean, I think she would like it.
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Maybe you could help?
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Yeah, sure.
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Picture it with someone he had in the
office?
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I actually had you in mine.
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I mean, I knew she wouldn't like it, and
so would I.
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Yeah, sure.
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Why don't you turn it over and I'll show
you how much I like it.
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Ah.
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Ooh, I wanna fuck you.
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I want to fuck you good.
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I didn't forget about anything else.
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Ah.
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Give it to me, give it to me
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I just
started my period.
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I thought you had your period ten days
ago.
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Denise, something happened at work
today.
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Did the vassal hurt you? I'll kill him.
I'll hire a hitman if you want. No, no.
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No, calm down.
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It wasn't wrong.
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Jonathan, he kissed me.
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And I felt this thing come over me.
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Denise, you turned me on.
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So what?
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At least you're ready for us for
tonight. Give me a kiss and you forget
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the whole thing.
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You're not listening.
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I heard you. He turned you on.
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Listen, Lisa, it's not Jonathan that
turned you on. You turned yourself on.
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Congratulations on discovering your own
sexuality.
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You should celebrate.
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I can't.
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See, ever since my father left me, I
switched off to men,
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and I never really gave them a chance,
ever.
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Then I met you, and you took me in, but
I realized that I had
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never got a chance to really be on my
own, you know?
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Lisa, you don't have to punish yourself
for the way you live.
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I'm not.
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I just need to explore my own sexuality.
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You know, find out if I'm really gay or
not.
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You're leaving me?
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Don't say it like that.
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I just have a few questions that I need
answered.
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Please try and understand.
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Hey.
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If I get through this, we'll be together
and I won't have any more questions.
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I don't want you to forget how good it
is.
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I don't want to forget, Bruce.
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Yes!
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Okay.
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Are you sure you don't want me to help
you lock up?
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No.
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We could crack open this wine bottle.
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And test out a few beds.
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Well, that sounds like a plan, Sarah,
but I don't think your husband would go
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for it.
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You're such a good guy, Robbie.
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That's what makes you so appealing.
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A little boring, maybe.
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But definitely appealing.
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I think you need to get laid a little
more often.
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So what makes you think you're a sex
therapist now?
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Huh? I'm a woman.
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It's a profession I'm born into.
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Are you sure you don't want me to help
close up shop?
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Uh, no, I think you can go home now.
Hey.
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I'll just hide herself out shopping by
now.
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Thanks anyway, Robbie.
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Okay.
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Bye -bye.
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Excuse me, miss. I'm sorry, but we're
closing the store right now.
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Oh, but I just found what I wanted.
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Can I please buy it now? I can't sleep
on my floor another night.
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Well, I guess I don't have a choice.
What did you decide on? Well, I've
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on this and this.
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You always get so excited buying
furniture.
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Well, it's my first time.
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Your first time?
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That's called for a celebration.
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Would you like to make a toast?
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Compliment?
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Compliment the store?
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Why not?
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Okay, I'll be right back. Okay.
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My own bed.
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Who am I talking to?
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Lisa.
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Robbie.
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It's your first time.
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Bottoms up.
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First time. Bottoms up.
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Can I have some more?
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Why, certainly.
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Thank you.
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I feel dizzy.
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Well, maybe you should lie down.
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Can I get you a glass of water?
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I think you'll live.
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Feel any better?
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Is there anything at all I can get for
you?
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Well, I've never lived alone, and I feel
kind of scared.
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Will you hold me?
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Yeah, certainly.
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I didn't know testing furniture would be
so much fun.
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You learn something new every day.
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Just get right on top, man.
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Thank you.
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Oh my God.
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Ugh!
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Would you like to make a lot of money
for just being a man?
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I just don't see girls after I fuck
them.
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I get bored. I lose interest.
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01:19:53,210 --> 01:19:54,330
Can I come back?
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01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:56,950
I'll never leave again.
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01:19:58,150 --> 01:19:59,150
I promise.
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