All language subtitles for 04 Jeepers Creepers Reborn - Horror 2022 Eng Rus Multi Subs 720p [H264-mp4]

Texas. Now I'm in the lead.

Oh, that's mine.

Uh -uh. Yeah, coming out of Greenberg.
No.

And it passed in us now. No, that was
not Texas. That was Georgia, and it was

blue van, and I remember it distinctly.

No, no, no, no.

You are stealing my place.

No, not even a local station.

Yeah, that's bargaining.

Oh,

I hate that commercial.

Such a party day.

Beating you?

Beating? I'm the one that's in the lead.

Oh, is it be -eating you?

Either way, it's a nameplate, so I did
doubles.

Oh.

Mommy, you're so close.

You okay?

Oh dear.

Is that the same truck?

I don't think we were supposed to see
that.

What in the name?

He must have seen us.

He couldn't have.

I'm up.

Just a road hog.

Call this in to the police.

What?

Yeah. We can't pretend that what just
happened to us didn't happen to us.

They've got to know about this.

Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie.

I don't like it one bit.

Was it, I'm beating you?

I don't know.

Okay. All right. All right. All right.
We're going to go to a gas station where

they have a phone. Okay?

Okay? I'm going to call this in.

All right?

It's going to be okay.

We should stop and see what was going on
with that sheet.

And then we can tell the cops all about
it.

We got to do it, Marie.

Turning a blind eye is not an option.

Love you, baby.

Ronald. Huh?

Come on.

Okay, all right, all right.

Just another macabre mischief from the
deep side.

Surely you've watched that video so many
times, you have it memorized by now.

No, we'll talk.

This really happened.

Somewhere in this area, actually. Come
on, there's a reason those things were

unsold. It's all myths and legends.

Move over.

Nah, this YouTube video's out of date.
This was from, what, 20 plus years ago.

Now this was...

Oh, it's just like Bigfoot, Mothman,
Spring Hill Jack, Chippacabra, or any

others. Yeah, and you'll be meeting fans
of all of them by tonight.

I can't believe I let you drag me to
this nerd fest.

Yeah?

Explain me this.

Now, this is real footage.

Even you can't deny it. Can't even see
it.

Ever wonder why those proof videos are
always fake humor if you never crisp

clear? It's old.

The creeper only comes back every 23
years.

And the Earth is flat.

Maxis are camped out on the moon. Elvis
lives.

The Apollo landing was fake.

Your precious science doesn't have all
the answers.

The conspiracy theories have no answers.

Y 'all get it wrong all the time.

Copernicus, Aristotle, even... Don't do
that.

Don't do that.

Newton, Einstein, Hawking.

It's a big world.

Strange things happen all the time.

Two words.

All comes razor.

That's why I'm a scientist.

The simplest explanation is most likely
to be true.

Well, this is also pretty simple, Brandy
Hack.

All right. The creeper comes back every
23rd spring.

It kills for 23 days.

Then what?

Then it disappears. I don't know.

Sounds like a love bug.

They were a breed of bugs made in a lab
to kill mosquitoes.

All they did was mate and die. Complete
failure. Now they serve zero purpose.

They have no function but twice a year
they appear like a storm, blindly

anything away before dying when they
come into contact with it. So, uh, you

think the creeper was made in the lab? I
think the creeper was made in your

brain. Well, the creeper doesn't mate.

It kills.

That's up to almost, what, hundreds,
maybe thousands.

Wait, didn't they make a movie out of
it?

Creepy Creeper or something?

Three, actually.

But none of that is real.

And it was named after a cheesy L .A.
cable... Baby,

baby, leave!

Baby, I told you that burrito would come
out.

You know how suckers happen.

I'm going to ask her tonight.

Got the ring.

Wish me luck.

I love you, Mom.

Everything hurts, and I'm dying.

Oh.

That good, huh?

Ew. Are you all right?

It's too late for me.

Save yourself.

So, did you take the test yet? I bought
it with me, but I think this counts as a

positive. You are always the optimist.
Not at all what I meant, and you know

Well, I was trying to hold it till I got
there, but I need to tinkle, Taylor.

My soldier spy, I'm going to have to
call you back. I'm not hearing this.

Just call me when you get to the hotel,
okay?

Oh, make sure that you do not puke on
those Air Force wines.

Don't even joke about that.

Lane, when have I ever joked about that?

Sam, I swear if you dinked me, I swear
to God I'll...

Lane, I love you, but you're buying me
some more shoes.

Don't you look like I'm built for the
woods?

You bring me to the most charming
places.

Remind me why we're here again?

Baby, I can't wait to show you this
place.

Are you sure this is where we're
supposed to be?

Yeah, we should be close.

Now you know that's where we're going.
Really?

Lady Manila, how could you not?

Hey, maybe I should read your palm.

Yeah.

I trust you to find the strangest place
to ask for directions.

Ash, look at all that cool stuff.

I don't get it.

Come on, Chase. Nobody's here. Let's go.

Chase, don't touch everything.

I didn't know they had land in this
fucking coast.

Anything strike your fancy?

We're looking for this address, but I
can't find it on any map.

Oh, it's not on any map.

The satellites are kind of screwed up
over our town, I guess.

And we are here.

Just take 68, five miles to south.

And turn left when you see the sign.

Uh,

thanks.

No problem.

That'll be $50, please.

$50?

It's antique, honey.

Antique.

Now

you

come back anytime you're here.

Oh, and congratulations to you both.

Oh, he doesn't know?

Neither does she.

Interesting.

Okay, this is, uh...

We

have

a tree bearing fruit.

He will be most pleased.

Look at this.

Are we the only ones in this place?

Wait

there.

I've got another surprise for you.

Chase, where are you going?

Sam, where the hell are you?

Boo!

What is it?

Just a prize.

Are you serious?

What are those?

We're gonna cosplay.

You and me.

I brought everything we need.

All you need to do is choose who you
want to be. I'm not putting on any of

What?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it was a stupid idea
anyway, so.

I mean, I knew you wouldn't wear some of
this stuff. It's tacky anyway, so I

don't even want you to wear it. Maybe
I'll wear it.

I don't know.

Can I watch?

Go.

Coming to you live from Horror Hound
2021.

I'm Carrie, and I'm here to find the
biggest creeper. Hey, Lane.

It's talking about the creeper.

The one in the YouTube clip.

Everything, good and bad, and life, all
at once.

Mom's going to paint these streets with
light.

Stumbling around in our little old
enchanted community.

Now that I've satisfied your fanboy
fantasies, what are you going to wear?

What? Oh, there.

A t -shirt?

Not just any t -shirt.

This t -shirt. What am I going to do
with you?

Suck the butt.

Get the crap out of me.

Come here.

Let's start going.

It's party time.

I had no idea so many people attended
these.

This is the Conqueror of Carthage.

Yeah, Recycle Killer. Looks like a
gathering of jugglers.

Oh, please, you'll have to thank
Clampass. Yes, Miss Bonfire.

Thanks, my holy stalker.

pretty sure the correct phrase is yes.

These people are really fucked up. You
should be doing okay.

Hook, knot, and stoop.

They have Google applying actual
killers, and you're all going to be okay

that. What if there's a psycho lurking
in the

crowd? How the hell would you know?

There's a bunch of people having fun.

Even big music festivals have a body
count. I don't think what it's like

Crowds of people, everyone drinking,
partying, cars.

Hey.

Okay, I'll get the drink.

I'm doing that. Right freaking now. The
sign says close.

Hey.

You caught yourself, sir?

All right, folks. I got held up
preparing for tonight's big show.

Special effects and such.

No big deal.

Three for five.

Pick them from the center.

In the center.

Center. All right.

I'm going to stand back and watch me
work.

That was close.

I'm going to use my other hand, okay?

Baby, you watching?

That's the last one.

You like that?

I've never seen anything like this.

It's because they're all unique.

Each one handmade.

Creeper style.

You ever heard of Creeper?

Don't get him started.

He's like a local legend, right?

Kills hundreds of people every 23 years?

Something like that.

Now

you

try. Me?

Successfully throwing blades at a human
target was an art form.

First, you find your throwing line.

That's this.

Okay. Now, the key to successfully
throwing a blade is the distance between

and the target.

After you find your throwing line,
you're going to take a step back.

And you're going to turn 45 degrees into
your left.

Okay, now you're going to step up to
that line and throw it just like a

pitch. How does you feel?

What?

How is this related to the creeper?

They say these are some of his favorite
toys.

Seems inefficient.

To prolong the hunt.

There is that minor drawback that even
if you hit your target, you throw away

your weapon.

You need something else to finish the
job.

Or if the creeper throws like Chase,
then he would need it.

Oh, she got jokes today.

Damn it. I got it. I got it.

Boy Scout.

Let's be prepared.

You guys coming to the big creeper draw?

What's the draw?

Starts just before midnight after the
cosplay show on the main stage.

You guys should definitely check it out.

Who knows, you might even win.

There, princess.

You alright?

Hey, you're here for the creeper draw,
right?

Any idea where Brent is?

Has anybody seen Brent?

Anybody at all?

Did he do the arrow stunt already?

The arrow guy?

We filmed him. We got it on tape, right,
Mikey?

Yeah, yeah, it's on tape.

Well, then where the hell is he? I mean,
we're supposed to be on stage in five

minutes.

All right.

Brent's going to get us a kick for this.

Listen, Carrie, I'm afraid you're going
to have to do this one alone.

I mean, Brent's not here, and it's
nearly midnight.

Come on, I'll show you the ropes. It's
easy.

Perfect.

Jamie, grab my stuff, please.

What are you going to do? She's going to
get out in a second.

Can I get your teeth before I go on? No,
you absolutely cannot.

Sexy version of Jason, I think.

Anyway, congrats. I'm going to sit this
out.

We have glued and devoured sad souls
like y 'all.

Come on now, come on!

So, tell us what the great...

I don't think anybody knew what she was
talking about, but okay, I give you

that. It's neat.

And there are other people that believe
it too, so...

You love him every single second, don't
you? You big nerd.

I prefer biologists.

Oh, yeah.

I never win anything.

It's noodle, baby.

Congratulations right this way.

It's just in here.

There we are.

Okay, just sign there and there.

What are these? Standard release form.
We get to use your image forever and

ever. If we're in the universe, we're
not liable. If anything goes wrong, the

usual blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But
why?

Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce myself.

I'm Jamie, the producer of her show.

We're coming along to film all this.
It's part of our deal with her.

Aileen, we're going to be on TV.

Internet, not TV.

Even better. All right.

Just down there, Miss.

In your own time.

Okay. All right, team. Let's go. Let's
move it.

Hey there.

Winner.

I'm Carrie.

Nice to meet you.

Lane, the drooling jerk with Chase, my
boyfriend.

How are we going to get there?

Uh, Stu is going to take us there, so
follow me.

Follow me?

You better be right about getting us out
of there quick.

Guys, are we really going there in that
thing?

Don't worry. He looks a little bit
creepy, but he's a sweetheart.

A bit?

Go on, get in.

Hey, you want to get killed by a crazy
redneck? Because that's how you get

killed. Come on, you two.

The internet dropped, man. All right,
folks, we're out of Wi -Fi.

But never fear, a good DJ never leaves
the house without a few vinyls.

What is that?

Hero.

What is that?

Shadow?

I'm not sure.

It looks like Creeper.

Wait, wait, wait.

You mean to tell me you got the Creeper
on tape?

You know for this?

Well, a Creeper. It's probably just an
asshole, Greg Hardwick.

Or is it?

What's the resolution on that? I need to
foretell you why.

See? Quick, clear out. It makes no
difference.

Great.

Oh, if that drunk guy turns out to be
missing, we might have something.

So, I guess I like this evening somehow.

Welcome to the Barnabas Family Cemetery.

This was the final resting place for
souls back to the 1700s.

The natives believed that this was holy
ground, back to the dawn of man.

Sacred.

But very, very haunted.

I wonder if I can be buried here.

Be careful what you wish for.

Shut up.

What are we doing here again?

Weren't we supposed to go to the haunted
house or something?

Yeah.

We walked from here.

Can you see that?

What's wrong?

Come on, we gotta get this.

The camera won't work.

I don't know.

No, no, no. I don't know when you're
gonna cut it, pal.

I didn't pay you to bring the film crew
down and whisper in Dixie for my health.

Now, what do you mean it won't work? It
doesn't turn on, won't focus, won't

record, won't fuck itself?

What am I even doing out here?

Now, nobody wants to sound like that
guy.

I have got an Emmy, God damn it.

I don't give a fuck about your Emmy.
It's not my fault. The camera doesn't

You can go fuck yourself.

Babe, is everything all right? I don't
know.

You tell me.

Is everything all right?

What do you mean?

I know there's something going on there
with that blonde bimbo and you.

Honestly, it doesn't bother me. I just
find it so interesting.

Oh, come on.

I didn't even notice her.

Really? Austin, bury me here, please.
I'm a bimbo.

You want me to give you a cup to catch
her drool? I didn't say it like that.

And that's not fair.

Lame. No, really, I love her. She's
deep. I get it. Come on.

Hello?

Hey, are you with the festival?

It's me, Michael, the camera guy. Hey,
do you have a phone?

I just need a bit of a tethering in
order to get my stuff online.

Look, I only need it for a bit.

My producer's gonna kill me if I don't
get this stuff online right now.

Hello?

Well,

shit.

What are you looking for, you banjo?

Jesus, man, fuck!

Your face!

Oh, I did pee myself a little. And now
we can go!

Where are the others?

Michael! Michael!

Yeah, where is that no -good shit the
rain's gone to?

It's definitely the last gig I'm working
with him.

I'm a YouTuber.

Get me out of here.

It was nothing.

I just wanted to see what was on that
video.

Oh.

You're jealous.

I'm not jealous.

You're jealous.

That's cute.

Jealousy is a sign of a weak mind.

Ready?

Maybe

something

got him.

So... Like a big animal?

There are no big animals around here.
Come on, this is Louisiana. There's,

gators, snakes, and black fucking bears
roaming all around.

They wouldn't come here.

Hey! Hey!

Hey,

man! Hey, man, speak it easy!

What's going on? Where's he going?

Stop!

You bitch!

It's okay.

You black fucking bear. Bears don't fly.

Calm down, man.

What happened?

We have to go.

We have to go call the police.

What? Call the fucking police!

If something got him.

It's fresh.

Really fresh. If something's got him,
he's still out here.

Great start.

Quick!

It's an old house. You don't know what's
in here.

Is this some kind of game you're playing
here? Because you can stop the show and

open the door.

We're all very scared of your hillbilly
tricks.

Shut your fucking mouth.

Hey! Open up!

Hey!

I didn't sign up for that.

Michael's dead and you all saw it.

Now open that fucking door. What does it
do with Lane?

Where is he?

Hey! Calm down.

I don't know, all right?

I wasn't even supposed to be here.

All I was hired to do was scare you up a
bit, and that's all.

Hired?

Hired by who?

Giselle.

Manila. She said there's a surprise
waiting here for you. A surprise?

I'll show you a fucking surprise.

You tell me where Lane is right now, or
I'll stick this thing so far up your ass

you'll taste the fucking metal. Yeah,
old Billy.

It's time to start talking. How do you
take a fucking back or I'll blow your

fucking brains out

Fucking

ringing I warned you Get back!

You didn't have to fire that thing. Next
time I do, you won't hear anything

anymore. Okay.

Let's figure this out.

It's an escape room, right? It's not a
fucking escape room.

It's a trap.

Hey, who's the trapper?

Creeper.

Creeper's a fairy tale, son.

I thought...

You guys are fucking nuts.

Scott Lane.

And I'm gonna find a... We're staying
put.

What? Oh, don't tell me.

This interrupts your hectic schedule of
country hick incest and intermittent

horse loving.

Fuck you, Hollywood.

Hey! Hey!

We gotta stop working as a team.

So as difficult as I know it is for you,
I need you to stop being a fucking

asshole!

You're stuck with us now.

Put it down.

Put the gun down.

Put the gun down.

Nobody's going anywhere until I find
Lane.

It's not raining.

Oh, you gotta be shitting me.

She's got a beard from her...

It won't work.

It's immortal, trust me.

All I hope is it loses interest in our
soul.

We made out the hunting cycle.

And how long is that hunting cycle?

It's 23 days.

We're fucked.

We're fucked.

I'm getting real, Tim.

Deja vu.

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please! Please!

What happened, baby? We have to get out
of here. What happened?

Anyone who's near me. Maybe you're
bleeding.

It's me at once.

The other yard is upstairs.

Let's go.

Let's go!

Hey, we're going to stick together.

I got you, I got you, I got you.

On the phone.

The Barnabas house. The Barnabas house,
yeah.

The creeper, something is trying to kill
us.

Have you been taking drugs, sir?

I need you to get some help to the
Barnabas house. I swear to God.

It'll be over here.

Do we risk it or hole up in here?

I won't hunker down.

The police will come if the devil's slow
to creep her down.

Are they?

Well, they're not just going to ignore a
911 call, right?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

I need a fucking doctor.

We're like flies in a spider's web.

It's calling the shots. The only way we
end this is to kill it.

Well, your boyfriend said we can't,
so...

Not so sure.

I've seen it up close.

How good?

It's old and decrepit.

It stinks of death.

But where the hell is it anyway?

It's toying with us.

Relax the clay.

We need to trap it.

With what?

sinners now and at the hour of our
death.

Amen.

Amen.

What is this place?

It's gone.

It's a parish.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, fuck.

No, please, Lord.

Not like this.

No, not like this.

Maybe there's something in here that can
help us. Maybe information or... One

way or another, we're done running.

Yeah, literally.

I don't understand how this place isn't
burnt to the ground.

I have to get my left arm. Careful.

You might.

Sorry,

man.

What

the

hell is that?

Voodoo doll?

What the...

No! No!

Oh, my God.

They're feeding it.

Baby,

why do you say it was after you?

Chase,

I'm pregnant.

That's why it's after me.

What?

It wants what I've got.

Yes.

if we ever get out of here alive.

But why the hell would they be feeding
that thing?

Get out of this crap.

What is this?

A shrine?

I thought these were stories.

Legends.

But it all seems real.

And what? It has a cold fan club to help
feed this thing?

Maybe they want one of us.

What?

We can't fight it.

But we can beat it. Maybe even stop it.

We're on this twisted web right now.

It's time to turn the tables.

We need a plan.

I think I know what we need to do

This life force belongs to you.

Live forever.

Take the baby.

This life force belongs to you.

Live forever.

Take the baby.

This life force belongs to you.

You can't have it!

Come on.

How do you like those peepers, bitch?

Thank you.

Keep those hungry eyes off me. Keep

those hungry eyes off me.

Keep those hungry eyes off

me. Keep those hungry eyes off me.

Baby, yeah, those hungry, hungry eyes
give me gibbous. Baby,

keep those creepers off of me.

You lay your spell on me, it's voodoo.

Your hands on my body, baby, it's
voodoo.

Creepers, baby.

You have those hungry, hungry eyes, you
give me hippies, baby.

Keep your peepers off me.

Yeah, the hungry, hungry eyes you give
me. Here it is, baby.

Keep those peepers off me.

Keep those peepers off me.

Keep those peepers off me.