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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:05,162 As a kid, there are things that terrify you. 2 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:06,728 Parents, thank you all for coming. 3 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:08,797 We know you're very busy, but we felt we needed... 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,036 to bring this matter to your immediate attention. 5 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:14,743 This man has been seen in the area... 6 00:00:14,814 --> 00:00:18,272 handing out drugs to children and telling them they're stickers. 7 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:22,014 - - The children then proceed to lick the stickers... 8 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:24,215 and are then on drugs. 9 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:26,656 We are working closely with local authorities... 10 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:28,626 but we also wanted to make you aware... 11 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,220 so any additional precautions could be taken. 12 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:34,157 Yes, you in back. 13 00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,464 When do report cards come out? 14 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:40,439 In my family, that's what terrified us. 15 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:58,150 My mom was singing at the restaurant... 16 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,055 because my dad thought it would help business. 17 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:14,062 Married 45 years. I can't imagine it. 18 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,500 Hey, Nancy! 19 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,341 That coupon is expired. 20 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,903 You have to check the date. 21 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:24,575 Literally, I can't imagine it. 22 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:27,848 - How'd she see that? - I see everything. 23 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,520 Okay, just one sprig of parsley per plate, please. 24 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,394 It is a garnish, not a salad. 25 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:44,961 - Uh, the voice of an angel, the incredible singing lady. - 26 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,472 - There we go. Okay, okay. - Okay. 27 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,269 She's something else. Okay. 28 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,173 What are you doing? 29 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:53,405 The restaurant has been open almost a month... 30 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,311 and we have been losing money every day. 31 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:58,612 We have to tighten up around here, or we will never turn a profit. 32 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,812 Is that why you clog half the pepper holes? 33 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:02,650 Oh, look at that guy... 34 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,919 shaking away our profits like he's a pepper monster. 35 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:09,189 Look, if you're gonna help, we need to get on the same page... 36 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,423 and my page says the key to success... 37 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,363 is to kill them with kindness. I've always... 38 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,025 Shh. Did you hear that? 39 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:19,401 Mitch, did you just take a crouton from the salad bar? 40 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:23,565 Are you saying I did not hear a crunch? 41 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,804 You are trying to dissolve the crouton. 42 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:29,713 Mitch, go see if any servers need help, okay? 43 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,414 Oh, hell no. 44 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,392 You waiting for your report card? 45 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,055 Yeah, and a birthday card from my dad. 46 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:47,258 If it's within three weeks of your birthday, then it still counts. 47 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,699 I've got a forgery kit in my room. 48 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:52,932 I'm gonna use it to change my C's to B's before my mom comes home. 49 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,337 - Sweet. - Yeah. 50 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:56,932 I'm not making the same rookie mistake I made last year. 51 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,877 Put your gym clothes in the hamper and take out the trash. 52 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,846 Okay, I will. Love you! 53 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,246 You love me? What are you hiding? 54 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,513 - There's nothing in my backpack. - Oh, I know. 55 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,181 B-minus! 56 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:18,464 - Is there anything else for me? - Buddy, we talked about this. 57 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,227 I would lead with the card. I'm rooting for you. 58 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,227 - You ready? - Yeah. 59 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,736 Yes! 60 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:33,608 - Mom! - We got report cards! 61 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,147 Oh. 62 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,375 Okay. 63 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,716 - What is this? - Our school doesn't give out grades. 64 00:03:41,788 --> 00:03:44,120 It fosters unhealthy competition. 65 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,420 Plus-minus rainbow? 66 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,289 One leprechaun? 67 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,295 Two clouds. That seems bad. 68 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,958 - No, clouds are good. - Clouds are rain. What are you, a farmer? 69 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,588 Domino! Straight A's, Moms! 70 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:22,651 The one good thing about moving here is I have no friends and no distractions. 71 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:24,219 That's why I got all... 72 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,855 Grandma, what does Fonzie say? 73 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,194 Aaayyyy! 74 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,164 School is too easy. 75 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,506 Just when you think you've won the game, this trick done changed the rules. 76 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,375 Eddie, don't call your mother a trick. 77 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:44,849 You need to make school more challenging, or else my son will fall behind. 78 00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:48,080 I'm sorry. There's not much I can do about a straight-A student. 79 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:51,317 Well, is there extra school? Where is the closest CLC? 80 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:55,225 - Oh, no. - What's CLC? 81 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,063 An after-school program for reading... 82 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,260 math, science... 83 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,962 And violin. 84 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,901 Look at 'em... the innocence. 85 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,944 I couldn't hear them through the reinforced glass... 86 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:15,503 but I imagined it was the sound of childhood. 87 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:18,414 Enjoy your stick, white friends. 88 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:22,318 - I'm sorry. We don't have a Chinese Learning Center here. - Yes! 89 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:25,983 But we do have an after-school program called "Animal Encounters"... 90 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,755 where we bring in farm animals for the children to play with. 91 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:32,559 In fact, I have a baby chick in my lap right now. 92 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:39,529 Please put your lap chicken away. 93 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,868 I don't understand these people. 94 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:46,139 It's like success is not important to them. 95 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:48,271 To Spencer and his four C's. 96 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,684 Uh-uh! Nancy! No wasting napkins. 97 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,722 Uh, but the lady at table six asked for it. 98 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:59,189 She ordered a salad. She does not need an extra napkin. 99 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,362 My hands are tied. 100 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,864 Jessica, we talked about this. 101 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,924 It's a slippery slope. 102 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,491 First, an employee pops a crouton. 103 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,038 Next thing you know, they are wheeling ovens out of the kitchen. 104 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:14,937 Same with the customer. 105 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:18,465 First, they get extra napkin. Next thing you know, they run out on the bill. 106 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:21,911 Same with the boys. First, they have baby chickens in their lap. 107 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,472 Next thing you know, they are homeless! 108 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:28,076 You know... 109 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,021 just because they don't offer CLC here... 110 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,558 doesn't mean you can't provide it for the boys. 111 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,617 Well, I'm not a teacher. 112 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,720 No, but you are very smart. 113 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:40,595 Have you ever met a Wheel of Fortune puzzle you couldn't figure out? 114 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,497 - I always guess them. - Mm-hmm. 115 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,332 I mean, you're way smarter than the teachers they had at CLC. 116 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,930 - Some of them were not impressive. - Mm-mmm. 117 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:51,101 Oh, never mind. You can't teach the boys CLC. 118 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,146 I mean, what would I do at the restaurant? You are so valuable here. 119 00:06:54,213 --> 00:06:56,078 - I really am. - Yeah. 120 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,943 But we do have a crisis on our hands. 121 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,816 Our boys did get straight A's. 122 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,626 Oh, hey, man. Look what my mom got me for my straight C's. 123 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,292 - You want to play? - Does the yellow man like dumplings? 124 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,663 We do. Sorry. I put you in an awkward spot. 125 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:22,697 Let me go get my breakaway pants, so I can rip them off. 126 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,309 We're doing CLC. 127 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,144 - But there aren't any in Orlando. - Well, there is now. 128 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,207 Homeschool CLC. 129 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,185 I will be your teacher. 130 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Ripped By mstoll 131 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,490 Time. 132 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,499 Eddie, focus! 133 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:58,442 Okay, I need to start making dinner. 134 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:02,345 Evan, you make sure that everyone does their CLC. 135 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,407 Okay, Teacher Mommy. 136 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,215 You're loving this. Teacher's pet and mama's boy. 137 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,152 I'm writing you up. 138 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,214 Eddie Huang. 139 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:14,054 Not nice." 140 00:08:17,396 --> 00:08:20,297 Eddie Huang." 141 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:21,856 This sucks, right, Emery? 142 00:08:21,934 --> 00:08:24,926 You play the cards you're dealt. Choose life, you know? 143 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,001 Aw, man, a trampoline? 144 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:36,005 And he's using it inappropriately? 145 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:42,077 I never get to have that much fun. 146 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,591 - Oh, uh, I'm sorry. I was... - No, no, it's okay. 147 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:50,595 You can have a crouton. 148 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,723 Is this a trick? Is she here? Is she watching us? 149 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,290 - Are you tricking me? - No. It's not a trick. It's not... 150 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,893 - There's cameras, right? - Stop. Stop. 151 00:08:57,970 --> 00:08:59,733 - Where is she? - Look at me. 152 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,137 Mitch, when you're at Cattleman's Ranch... 153 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,073 I want you to feel like you're being hugged... 154 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:06,771 by a matronly woman with chubby arms. 155 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,609 That's how I want to feel. 156 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,512 See, I believe... 157 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,949 that happy employees are good employees... 158 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,919 and good employees are good for business. 159 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,545 So how about this? 160 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:20,388 You and I, we're gonna have a crouton together. 161 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:23,087 - R-Really? - So I'm gonna take one, and you're gonna take one. 162 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,652 - Cheers. - Okay. 163 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,288 - Cheers. Cheers. - Ding! 164 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,399 - They're pretty good. - Very good. 165 00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:36,168 I know that you aren't a matronly woman, but... 166 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,800 - Bring it. - All right. 167 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:42,245 - Bring it, bring it. - Ahhh. 168 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,647 All right. 169 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,207 - Okay, we're good. Okay. - Okay. 170 00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:48,219 - Just one more second. So nice. - Okay. 171 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,118 - You're a good man, you know? - Thank you. 172 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,521 - Okay. You're a really good man. - Thank you. 173 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,923 - Okay. - Oh, that was fun. 174 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:56,291 - We should do that all the time. - No. 175 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,090 Whew! 176 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,031 Rough day at the ranch. 177 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,331 Is Nancy messing up the iced teas again? 178 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:08,271 I told her it is four cups of water to one tea bag. 179 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,707 It is so hard to not have you there. 180 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,438 But this is best for the boys. 181 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,776 Our sacrifice will be worth it. 182 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,451 Mom, Eddie's refusing to use the bathroom pass. 183 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,682 I'm not trying to use a pass to whiz in my own house. 184 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,783 - Dinner's almost ready. You finish your CLC? - You know I didn't. 185 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,328 Dinner after CLC. 186 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,357 Dad, Mom is crazy. 187 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,561 Can't you talk some sense into her? 188 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,832 Uh, well, you know, it's, uh, tough for all of us. 189 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:42,430 I'm dying without her at the restaurant. Nobody's having a good time. 190 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,305 Love you! 191 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,436 Love you? My dad never said that. 192 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,571 My family loved each other. We just didn't say it. 193 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,912 We showed our love through criticism and micromanagement... 194 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:53,247 so if you said, "Love you'... 195 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,480 you were probably hiding something. 196 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,044 Okay. 197 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,886 - Here you... - Oh, I'm okay. 198 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,051 I don't need any extra napkins. Thank you. 199 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,118 I beg to differ. 200 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,891 Boop! 201 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,329 Hey, we have a jukebox? 202 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:15,841 I guess so. Hey, Mitch, go ahead and plug her in. 203 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:20,004 - Really? - Happy employees equal happy customers. 204 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,739 Ah. 205 00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:25,409 It's like we've been whisked away to Trinidad. 206 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,088 Aw, hell no! 207 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,403 I'm too excited to pimp walk. 208 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,934 - Dad doesn't want you at the restaurant. - What? That's not true. 209 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,480 Your father is struggling without me... 210 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,312 but he is making a sacrifice for your education. 211 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,284 Ask him yourself. 212 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,149 Of course I want you here. 213 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,779 It is awful without you. 214 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,653 I am very good. 215 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,888 Eddie's just making up excuses, probably to get out of CLC. 216 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,588 I will double his workload. 217 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,257 Oh, no. Gotta run. I see Mitch eyeing the croutons. Love you! 218 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,560 Oh, hell no! 219 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,563 Everybody having a good time? 220 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,471 Yeah! 221 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,477 at 11 cents per kilowatt... 222 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:32,142 and a three-minute song costs 25 cents... 223 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,448 how much money do we lose per song? 224 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,250 - Two and a half cents! - Two and a half... Ah, man! 225 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,759 And this is why I never plug in the jukebox. 226 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:44,455 Boys, welcome to your new CLC classroom. 227 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:52,427 Hi. 228 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:56,305 Uh, may I get you some waters, or perhaps a booming onion? 229 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:06,040 Jessica, what brings you to Cattleman's Ranch? 230 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,315 I realize, why not have the boys do CLC here? 231 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,357 That way, I can also help you at the restaurant. 232 00:13:12,424 --> 00:13:14,790 Unless you don't want me here. 233 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,953 Oh, no. Of course I want you here. 234 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,497 Good! Boys, CLC, this booth. 235 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,327 If Mitch steals two croutons per hour... 236 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,963 and a three-pound box costs five dollars... 237 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,906 how many days till we are on the street? 238 00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,499 How many croutons per box? 239 00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,067 What are we paying in rent? 240 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,409 How can I solve for X when I don't know Z? 241 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,381 Nerd. 242 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,417 Eddie Huang. 243 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,009 Slander." 244 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,577 He's tough, but he's fair. 245 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,023 Nancy, what did I tell you about extra napkins? 246 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,219 Also, why are we out of tea bags? 247 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,593 - I don't want you here. - I knew it. 248 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,690 As soon as you expressed emotions with words. 249 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,496 Why do you micromanage everything? 250 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,265 Why am I the only one who cares that we are losing money? 251 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,203 I'm just looking out for our family. 252 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,707 So am I, but I'm doing it in a nicer way. 253 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,006 You should treat people the way you want to be treated. 254 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,876 You think people are inherently good, but they are not. 255 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,246 I'm sorry. Could I just get my check, please? 256 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,775 No, I'm sorry. My son got straight A's, and I told my wife I love her. 257 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,981 Please bear with us. We're going through a rough patch. 258 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,717 Look at that table. Look at that table. 259 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,725 They are about to dine and dash. 260 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,353 They've ordered the most expensive items on the menu. 261 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,522 They've been there a long time, and they haven't paid. 262 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,590 And that one guy is pumping up his sneaker. 263 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,532 I'll take care of this. 264 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,835 How? By killing them with kindness? Showering them with napkins? 265 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,205 No, you make them pay, then you kick them out. 266 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,210 I will handle this my way. 267 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,778 Hello. 268 00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:46,045 - We're not done eating yet. - I know, I know. Look. 269 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,884 I know what you guys are doing here. 270 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,151 You're gonna dine and dash because you think it's fun and nobody gets hurt. 271 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,116 But this is a family business. 272 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,059 It's not run by some big corporation. 273 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,824 I thought this was a Golden Saddle. 274 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,627 It's a totally different restaurant. 275 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,599 The bears aren't even the same color. 276 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:07,298 Look, if you guys run out on this check, it's gonna come out of our pocket... 277 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,898 me, my wife and my three boys. 278 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,569 - You guys were really going for a girl, huh? - Don't get me started. 279 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,977 - We were gonna name her Emily. - That's sweet. 280 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:19,245 Yeah. Look, the point is, we're not rich. 281 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,310 In fact, we're struggling just to break even. 282 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:27,121 So if you guys ordered more than you can pay for, we can work something out. 283 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,653 Yeah, okay. We're sorry. We were just being stupid. 284 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,130 We can cover it. I've got my dad's credit card. 285 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:37,168 Thanks, guys. I appreciate it. 286 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,608 I took care of it. 287 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,339 I talked to them the way that I would want to be talked to, and they got it. 288 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,076 - People are good. - Are you sure about that? 289 00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,484 I'll be in my office. 290 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,162 Excuse me, Mrs. Huang. 291 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,669 Um, we were just talking, and we'd like to cover their check. 292 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,398 What? 293 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,339 The table that ran out... We want to chip in and pay their bill. 294 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:20,344 Louis would do it for us. I mean, he's a great boss. 295 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,648 Mom, Eddie dined and dashed on CLC. 296 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,084 Don't worry. I wrote him another infraction. 297 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,924 Oh, crap! 298 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,724 I will get to you later! 299 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,658 - "...run out on this bill, it comes out of our pocket." - 300 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,496 Hey. 301 00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,110 Oh! 302 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,518 Emery, go get that onion. I'm going to cook dinner with it tonight. 303 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,113 Time me. 304 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:11,262 - You hit us with your car. - You hit my car with your bodies. 305 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,821 My husband is a good man. 306 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,800 He believes in the good of people. I don't. 307 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,360 But all his employees respect and admire him... 308 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,065 which makes you start to wonder. 309 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,700 - My body feels cold. - I-It's shutting down. 310 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,266 My point is... 311 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,643 I don't want my husband to lose his faith in people. 312 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,614 Okay, okay. W-We'll pay our check. 313 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,310 You are going to do a lot more than that. 314 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,951 I don't know why, but it's warm! 315 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,923 After we left, we thought about what you said, and we realized you were right. 316 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,823 Yeah, what we did was wrong. 317 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,556 - Really? - Yes. 318 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,929 You were right to see the good in us. 319 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,063 Did you have something to do with this? 320 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,731 What? Me? No. 321 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,401 Okay, well, I'm gonna go make dinner now. 322 00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:01,469 Sliced beef with peppers and onions, maybe some rice also. 323 00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,071 Love you! 324 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,431 I missed all the fun. 325 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,901 Hmm. 326 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,632 Well, you know, most moms don't care enough... 327 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,936 about their kids to tutor them for two hours a day. 328 00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,806 - It was three hours. - Three hours? 329 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,403 My God, I... 330 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:40,214 Look, I'm not gonna lie. Your mom is tough. 331 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,812 And she's never gonna let up on you or any of us... 332 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,380 but it's because she cares. 333 00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,654 Yeah. 334 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,828 - Oh-oh! - You think you can beat your old man? 335 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,363 Dad, you serve people all day. Ready to get served? 336 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,205 Wait, I almost forgot. 337 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,975 That felt good. 338 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,250 - Ah! - Ooh, close. 339 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,216 - Ooh! Nice, close! - No! 340 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,092 - Mom said we can play. - Nobody block my shots. 341 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,224 Come on. Come on. 342 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,434 Eddie! Eddie, pass! 343 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,734 Ooh! 344 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,637 - Is that your dad? - Yeah. 345 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,269 Seems like a cool guy. 346 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,543 - All day! - Wanna play? 347 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,415 Well, I was just gonna flip through sports games on TV... 348 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,318 and look for my dad in the crowd... 349 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,414 - but I guess that could wait. - Yeah. Come on. 350 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,755 - Come on. Shoot. Ooh, good. - Get him! 351 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,522 - Good. Uh-oh. - That's how it was in my family. 352 00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,826 We didn't do sappy "I love yous." We didn't have to. 353 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,388 We just showed it. 354 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,956 - Hurry. - Yeah! 355 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,664 Looks like we'll be going for academic scholarships. 356 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:13,004 And then an alligator sticker plus a cloud sticker... 357 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:15,546 equals an alligator with sunglasses sticker. 358 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,981 - All right, so... - Unless the cloud sticker is a rain cloud... 359 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,111 in which case it reverts back to a bear in a hat. 360 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,984 Oh, right. So... 361 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,614 Unless the bear's hat is black... 362 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,626 - which indicates a very high level of effort. - So... 363 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:32,061 Which is then rewarded by a plus-minus participatory rainbow... 364 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,258 of which there are three intensity hues. 365 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,337 - What'd your mom say? - She gave you an alligator with sunglasses. 366 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,439 And to you. 367 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,777 I think that's a good idea. 368 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,249 Hmm. 369 00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Ripped By mstoll 28643

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