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As a kid, there are things that terrify you.
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Parents, thank you all for coming.
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We know you're very busy,
but we felt we needed...
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to bring this matter
to your immediate attention.
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This man has been seen in the area...
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handing out drugs to children
and telling them they're stickers.
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- - The children
then proceed to lick the stickers...
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and are then on drugs.
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We are working closely
with local authorities...
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but we also wanted to make you aware...
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so any additional precautions
could be taken.
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Yes, you in back.
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When do report cards come out?
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In my family, that's what terrified us.
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My mom was singing at the restaurant...
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because my dad thought
it would help business.
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Married 45 years. I can't imagine it.
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Hey, Nancy!
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That coupon is expired.
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You have to check the date.
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Literally, I can't imagine it.
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- How'd she see that?
- I see everything.
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Okay, just one sprig
of parsley per plate, please.
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It is a garnish, not a salad.
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- Uh, the voice of an angel, the incredible
singing lady. -
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- There we go. Okay, okay.
- Okay.
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She's something else. Okay.
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What are you doing?
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The restaurant has been open
almost a month...
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and we have been losing money every day.
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We have to tighten up around here,
or we will never turn a profit.
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Is that why you clog
half the pepper holes?
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Oh, look at that guy...
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shaking away our profits
like he's a pepper monster.
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Look, if you're gonna help,
we need to get on the same page...
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and my page says the key to success...
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is to kill them with kindness.
I've always...
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Shh. Did you hear that?
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Mitch, did you just take
a crouton from the salad bar?
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Are you saying I did not hear a crunch?
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You are trying to dissolve the crouton.
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Mitch, go see if any servers
need help, okay?
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Oh, hell no.
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You waiting for your report card?
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Yeah,
and a birthday card from my dad.
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If it's within three weeks of
your birthday, then it still counts.
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I've got a forgery kit in my room.
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I'm gonna use it to change my C's to B's
before my mom comes home.
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- Sweet.
- Yeah.
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I'm not making the same rookie mistake
I made last year.
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Put your gym clothes
in the hamper and take out the trash.
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Okay, I will. Love you!
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You love me? What are you hiding?
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- There's nothing in my backpack.
- Oh, I know.
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B-minus!
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- Is there anything else for me?
- Buddy, we talked about this.
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I would lead with the card.
I'm rooting for you.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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Yes!
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- Mom!
- We got report cards!
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Oh.
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Okay.
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- What is this?
- Our school doesn't give out grades.
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It fosters unhealthy competition.
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Plus-minus rainbow?
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One leprechaun?
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Two clouds. That seems bad.
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- No, clouds are good.
- Clouds are rain. What are you, a farmer?
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Domino! Straight A's, Moms!
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The one good thing about moving here is
I have no friends and no distractions.
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That's why I got all...
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Grandma, what does Fonzie say?
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Aaayyyy!
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School is too easy.
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Just when you think you've won the game,
this trick done changed the rules.
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Eddie, don't call your mother a trick.
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You need to make school more challenging,
or else my son will fall behind.
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I'm sorry. There's not much I can do
about a straight-A student.
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Well, is there extra school?
Where is the closest CLC?
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- Oh, no.
- What's CLC?
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An after-school program for reading...
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math, science...
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And violin.
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Look at 'em... the innocence.
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I couldn't hear them through
the reinforced glass...
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but I imagined
it was the sound of childhood.
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Enjoy your stick, white friends.
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- I'm sorry. We don't have a Chinese
Learning Center here. - Yes!
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But we do have an after-school program
called "Animal Encounters"...
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where we bring in farm animals
for the children to play with.
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In fact, I have a baby chick
in my lap right now.
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Please put your lap chicken away.
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I don't understand these people.
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It's like success
is not important to them.
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To Spencer and his four C's.
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Uh-uh! Nancy!
No wasting napkins.
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Uh, but the lady
at table six asked for it.
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She ordered a salad.
She does not need an extra napkin.
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My hands are tied.
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Jessica, we talked about this.
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It's a slippery slope.
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First, an employee pops a crouton.
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Next thing you know, they are
wheeling ovens out of the kitchen.
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Same with the customer.
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First, they get extra napkin.
Next thing you know, they run out on the bill.
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Same with the boys.
First, they have baby chickens in their lap.
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Next thing you know,
they are homeless!
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You know...
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just because they don't
offer CLC here...
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doesn't mean you
can't provide it for the boys.
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Well, I'm not a teacher.
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No, but you are very smart.
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Have you ever met a Wheel of Fortune
puzzle you couldn't figure out?
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- I always guess them.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean, you're way smarter
than the teachers they had at CLC.
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- Some of them were not impressive.
- Mm-mmm.
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Oh, never mind.
You can't teach the boys CLC.
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I mean, what would I do at the restaurant?
You are so valuable here.
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- I really am.
- Yeah.
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But we do have a crisis on our hands.
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Our boys did get straight A's.
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Oh, hey, man. Look what my mom
got me for my straight C's.
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- You want to play?
- Does the yellow man like dumplings?
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We do. Sorry.
I put you in an awkward spot.
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Let me go get my breakaway pants,
so I can rip them off.
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We're doing CLC.
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- But there aren't any in Orlando.
- Well, there is now.
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Homeschool CLC.
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I will be your teacher.
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Ripped By mstoll
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Time.
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Eddie, focus!
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Okay, I need to start making dinner.
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Evan, you make sure
that everyone does their CLC.
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Okay, Teacher Mommy.
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You're loving this.
Teacher's pet and mama's boy.
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I'm writing you up.
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Eddie Huang.
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Not nice."
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Eddie Huang."
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This sucks, right, Emery?
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You play the cards you're dealt.
Choose life, you know?
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Aw, man, a trampoline?
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And he's using it inappropriately?
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I never get to have that much fun.
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- Oh, uh, I'm sorry. I was...
- No, no, it's okay.
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You can have a crouton.
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Is this a trick?
Is she here? Is she watching us?
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- Are you tricking me?
- No. It's not a trick. It's not...
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- There's cameras, right?
- Stop. Stop.
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- Where is she?
- Look at me.
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Mitch, when you're at Cattleman's Ranch...
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I want you to feel like
you're being hugged...
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by a matronly woman with chubby arms.
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That's how I want to feel.
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See, I believe...
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that happy employees
are good employees...
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and good employees
are good for business.
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So how about this?
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You and I,
we're gonna have a crouton together.
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- R-Really? - So I'm gonna take
one, and you're gonna take one.
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- Cheers.
- Okay.
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- Cheers. Cheers.
- Ding!
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- They're pretty good.
- Very good.
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I know that you aren't
a matronly woman, but...
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- Bring it.
- All right.
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- Bring it, bring it.
- Ahhh.
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All right.
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- Okay, we're good. Okay.
- Okay.
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- Just one more second. So nice.
- Okay.
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- You're a good man, you know?
- Thank you.
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- Okay. You're a really good man.
- Thank you.
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- Okay.
- Oh, that was fun.
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- We should do that all the time.
- No.
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Whew!
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Rough day at the ranch.
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Is Nancy messing up the iced teas again?
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I told her it is four cups of water
to one tea bag.
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It is so hard to not have you there.
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But this is best for the boys.
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Our sacrifice will be worth it.
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Mom, Eddie's refusing
to use the bathroom pass.
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I'm not trying to use a pass
to whiz in my own house.
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- Dinner's almost ready. You finish your CLC?
- You know I didn't.
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Dinner after CLC.
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Dad, Mom is crazy.
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Can't you talk some sense into her?
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Uh, well, you know,
it's, uh, tough for all of us.
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I'm dying without her at the restaurant.
Nobody's having a good time.
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Love you!
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Love you? My dad never said that.
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My family loved each other.
We just didn't say it.
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We showed our love through
criticism and micromanagement...
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so if you said, "Love you'...
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you were probably hiding something.
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Okay.
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- Here you...
- Oh, I'm okay.
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I don't need any extra napkins.
Thank you.
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I beg to differ.
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Boop!
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Hey, we have a jukebox?
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I guess so.
Hey, Mitch, go ahead and plug her in.
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- Really?
- Happy employees equal happy customers.
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Ah.
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It's like we've been
whisked away to Trinidad.
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Aw, hell no!
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I'm too excited to pimp walk.
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- Dad doesn't want you at the restaurant.
- What? That's not true.
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Your father is struggling without me...
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but he is making a sacrifice
for your education.
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Ask him yourself.
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Of course I want you here.
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It is awful without you.
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I am very good.
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Eddie's just making up excuses,
probably to get out of CLC.
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I will double his workload.
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Oh, no. Gotta run.
I see Mitch eyeing the croutons. Love you!
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Oh, hell no!
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Everybody having a good time?
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Yeah!
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at 11 cents per kilowatt...
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and a three-minute song costs 25 cents...
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how much money do we lose per song?
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- Two and a half cents!
- Two and a half... Ah, man!
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And this is why
I never plug in the jukebox.
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Boys, welcome to
your new CLC classroom.
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Hi.
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Uh, may I get you some waters,
or perhaps a booming onion?
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Jessica, what brings you
to Cattleman's Ranch?
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I realize,
why not have the boys do CLC here?
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That way, I can also
help you at the restaurant.
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Unless you don't want me here.
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Oh, no.
Of course I want you here.
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Good! Boys, CLC, this booth.
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If Mitch steals two croutons per hour...
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and a three-pound box
costs five dollars...
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how many days
till we are on the street?
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How many croutons per box?
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What are we paying in rent?
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How can I solve for X
when I don't know Z?
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Nerd.
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Eddie Huang.
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Slander."
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He's tough, but he's fair.
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Nancy, what did I tell you
about extra napkins?
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00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,219
Also, why are we out of tea bags?
247
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,593
- I don't want you here.
- I knew it.
248
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,690
As soon as you expressed emotions
with words.
249
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,496
Why do you micromanage everything?
250
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:59,265
Why am I the only one
who cares that we are losing money?
251
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,203
I'm just looking out for our family.
252
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,707
So am I,
but I'm doing it in a nicer way.
253
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,006
You should treat people
the way you want to be treated.
254
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,876
You think people are inherently good,
but they are not.
255
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,246
I'm sorry.
Could I just get my check, please?
256
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,775
No, I'm sorry. My son got straight A's,
and I told my wife I love her.
257
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,981
Please bear with us.
We're going through a rough patch.
258
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,717
Look at that table.
Look at that table.
259
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,725
They are about to dine and dash.
260
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,353
They've ordered
the most expensive items on the menu.
261
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,522
They've been there a long time,
and they haven't paid.
262
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,590
And that one guy
is pumping up his sneaker.
263
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,532
I'll take care of this.
264
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,835
How? By killing them with kindness?
Showering them with napkins?
265
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,205
No, you make them pay,
then you kick them out.
266
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,210
I will handle this my way.
267
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,778
Hello.
268
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:46,045
- We're not done eating yet.
- I know, I know. Look.
269
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:48,884
I know what you guys are doing here.
270
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,151
You're gonna dine and dash because
you think it's fun and nobody gets hurt.
271
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,116
But this is a family business.
272
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,059
It's not run by some big corporation.
273
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,824
I thought this was a Golden Saddle.
274
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,627
It's a totally different restaurant.
275
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,599
The bears aren't even the same color.
276
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:07,298
Look, if you guys run out on this check,
it's gonna come out of our pocket...
277
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,898
me, my wife and my three boys.
278
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,569
- You guys were really going for a girl, huh?
- Don't get me started.
279
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,977
- We were gonna name her Emily.
- That's sweet.
280
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:19,245
Yeah. Look, the point is,
we're not rich.
281
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,310
In fact, we're struggling
just to break even.
282
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:27,121
So if you guys ordered more than you can
pay for, we can work something out.
283
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,653
Yeah, okay. We're sorry.
We were just being stupid.
284
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,130
We can cover it.
I've got my dad's credit card.
285
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:37,168
Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.
286
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,608
I took care of it.
287
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,339
I talked to them the way that I would
want to be talked to, and they got it.
288
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:51,076
- People are good.
- Are you sure about that?
289
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,484
I'll be in my office.
290
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,162
Excuse me, Mrs. Huang.
291
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,669
Um, we were just talking,
and we'd like to cover their check.
292
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:13,398
What?
293
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,339
The table that ran out...
We want to chip in and pay their bill.
294
00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:20,344
Louis would do it for us.
I mean, he's a great boss.
295
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,648
Mom, Eddie
dined and dashed on CLC.
296
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,084
Don't worry.
I wrote him another infraction.
297
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,924
Oh, crap!
298
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,724
I will get to you later!
299
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,658
- "...run out on this bill, it comes
out of our pocket." -
300
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,496
Hey.
301
00:16:56,982 --> 00:17:00,110
Oh!
302
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,518
Emery, go get that onion.
I'm going to cook dinner with it tonight.
303
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,113
Time me.
304
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:11,262
- You hit us with your car.
- You hit my car with your bodies.
305
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,821
My husband is a good man.
306
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,800
He believes in the good of people.
I don't.
307
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,360
But all his employees
respect and admire him...
308
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,065
which makes you start to wonder.
309
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,700
- My body feels cold.
- I-It's shutting down.
310
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,266
My point is...
311
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,643
I don't want my husband
to lose his faith in people.
312
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,614
Okay, okay. W-We'll pay our check.
313
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,310
You are going to do a lot more than that.
314
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,951
I don't know why, but it's warm!
315
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,923
After we left, we thought about what you said,
and we realized you were right.
316
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,823
Yeah, what we did was wrong.
317
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,556
- Really?
- Yes.
318
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,929
You were right to see the good in us.
319
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,063
Did you have something to do with this?
320
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,731
What? Me? No.
321
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,401
Okay, well,
I'm gonna go make dinner now.
322
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:01,469
Sliced beef with peppers and onions,
maybe some rice also.
323
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,071
Love you!
324
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,431
I missed all the fun.
325
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,901
Hmm.
326
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,632
Well, you know,
most moms don't care enough...
327
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,936
about their kids to tutor them
for two hours a day.
328
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:32,806
- It was three hours.
- Three hours?
329
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,403
My God, I...
330
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:40,214
Look, I'm not gonna lie.
Your mom is tough.
331
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,812
And she's never
gonna let up on you or any of us...
332
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,380
but it's because she cares.
333
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,654
Yeah.
334
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,828
- Oh-oh!
- You think you can beat your old man?
335
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,363
Dad, you serve people all day.
Ready to get served?
336
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,205
Wait, I almost forgot.
337
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,975
That felt good.
338
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,250
- Ah!
- Ooh, close.
339
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,216
- Ooh! Nice, close!
- No!
340
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,092
- Mom said we can play.
- Nobody block my shots.
341
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,224
Come on. Come on.
342
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,434
Eddie! Eddie, pass!
343
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,734
Ooh!
344
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,637
- Is that your dad?
- Yeah.
345
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,269
Seems like a cool guy.
346
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,543
- All day!
- Wanna play?
347
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,415
Well, I was just gonna
flip through sports games on TV...
348
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,318
and look for my dad in the crowd...
349
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:52,414
- but I guess that could wait.
- Yeah. Come on.
350
00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,755
- Come on. Shoot. Ooh, good.
- Get him!
351
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,522
- Good. Uh-oh. -
That's how it was in my family.
352
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,826
We didn't do sappy "I love yous."
We didn't have to.
353
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,388
We just showed it.
354
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,956
- Hurry.
- Yeah!
355
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,664
Looks like we'll be going
for academic scholarships.
356
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:13,004
And then an alligator sticker
plus a cloud sticker...
357
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:15,546
equals an alligator
with sunglasses sticker.
358
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:18,981
- All right, so... - Unless the
cloud sticker is a rain cloud...
359
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,111
in which case it reverts back
to a bear in a hat.
360
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,984
Oh, right. So...
361
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,614
Unless the bear's hat is black...
362
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,626
- which indicates a very high
level of effort. - So...
363
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:32,061
Which is then rewarded by a plus-minus
participatory rainbow...
364
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,258
of which there are three intensity hues.
365
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,337
- What'd your mom say? - She gave
you an alligator with sunglasses.
366
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,439
And to you.
367
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,777
I think that's a good idea.
368
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,249
Hmm.
369
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:04,000
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