Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}23.976 {4496}{4665}Hey, boy. {4773}{4850}Hey, boy! {4926}{4976}Come on, boy. {5013}{5032}Hey! {5052}{5107}Hey! {5162}{5200}Hey, fella. {5354}{5378}- Whoo!|- Whoo! {5398}{5444}No more fucking finals! {5445}{5516}Hey, don't do it!|Don't go to college. {5518}{5589}It's a fucking scam.|It fucking sucks! {6045}{6125}- Bert, got any more smokes?|- No. {7690}{7747}Bert: So I'm fat. So what?|I hope she's not anorexic. {8022}{8070}Put her there, sport! {8107}{8190}What's the matter?|Cat got your tongue? {8234}{8291}- Jesus!|- God damn it, Dennis, no! {8292}{8350}No, Dennis, no! {8351}{8406}No, don't hit him|or anything. {8407}{8469}Everybody knows not|to sit next to Dennis. {8470}{8569}- He'll give you tetanus.|- Maybe you should make a sign. {8570}{8629}There's a stream around back,|if you want to wash your hand. {8631}{8678}I'll get you a towel. {8836}{8915}Hey, pal, {8994}{9052}do you think it's a smart idea|leaving your kid here {9053}{9095}where he might be|a danger to people? {9096}{9137}What are you saying exactly? {9138}{9213}I'm just saying,|if such an incident {9214}{9273}were to bring about a "lawsuit," {9274}{9363}- you might be held liable.|- Jeff, save it for law school. {9442}{9653}Cute kid. {10057}{10137}Hey. {10216}{10251}What's your name? {10253}{10283}Yeah! {10313}{10361}Man: If you're interested|in really good glasswork, {10364}{10419}it's cheap,|but it's an antique. {10420}{10461}Some of those bottles|up there {10462}{10521}are dated|before the Civil War. {10522}{10570}And over there,|I used to have- {10571}{10619}in that empty space,|I used to have {10620}{10689}some of the prettiest|Shirley Temple bottles I've ever seen. {10690}{10782}And this woman came in here|with the palsy, the poor soul. {10783}{10810}She thought|they were so cute, {10811}{10862}and she reached for them|and knocked every one down {10863}{10901}and broke them all|to damn pieces. {10902}{10986}So I took her in the back and gave her|some coke and ammonia. {10987}{11027}I thought she was|gonna have a spell. {11029}{11079}We should get something|for your mom to say thanks. {11081}{11118}How about some fox piss? {11120}{11191}- My mom would love fox piss.|- Oh Lord, don't drop that. {11192}{11250}If you do,|that's powerful stuff. {11250}{11314}All the foxes around|would come down here. {11315}{11376}You'd have friends|you'd never had before. {11377}{11428}You all here for a vacation? {11429}{11493}Jeff: Yeah, we're renting|a cabin for a week. {11494}{11552}That's nice. And if you go|in the woods... {11553}{11641}- be very careful.|- Why, what's in the woods? {11645}{11695}Tommy, get those kids|their sandwiches. {11696}{11741}They're all wrapped up. {11742}{11836}- So, what's the fox urine for?|- That's for foxes. {11838}{11935}- What's the rifle for?|- That's for niggers. {12000}{12075}Okay, let's see.|Let's give you those sandwiches now. {12076}{12135}I think we're about ready|to get y'all out of here. {12136}{12195}- That's $56 even.|- Okay. {12196}{12244}Anything I can do|for you, friend? {12245}{12290}No, I think that's... {12291}{12331}Thank you. {12332}{12383}You all have|a good vacation now. {12384}{12452}- You too.|- Come back and see me. {12487}{12564}Thanks a lot, man.|You have a nice day. {12601}{12647}Jeff: Did that guy|just say, "nigger"? {12648}{12694}Marcy: Yeah, you|don't have to repeat it. {12695}{12725}You can call it the "n" word. {12763}{12808}Hey. {12852}{12909}Boy, you want to give me|one good reason {12910}{12962}why you would steal|a Snickers bar. {12998}{13037}The nougat? {13154}{13203}Sorry, man.|My bad. {13204}{13268}All right. Enjoy. {13289}{13349}Thanks. {13395}{13431}What? {13462}{13494}Moron. {13526}{13562}Jeff:|What's wrong with you, dude? {13563}{13605}Bert: Sorry. {13606}{13680}I should burn his fucking|store down, the racist fuck! {13831}{13878}- Marcy: All right, make a left.|- Jeff: Here? {13879}{13932}- Marcy: Make a left.|- Jeff: Where else am I gonna go? {13933}{14020}- Jeff: Oh, and then down here...|- Bert: Stop the car! {14021}{14062}Stop, stop! {14063}{14136}I left my Mott's apple juice|back at the store! {14137}{14186}- Women: Oh my God.|- Come on! {14188}{14232}- Paul: No, we're not going back.|- Come on! {14234}{14293}Paul: I'm sure this river|is in the map, right? {14312}{14322}Yes! {14332}{14396}Paul: There's no way|that this is on the map. {14397}{14441}Karen: It is on the map.|Do you want to look? {14442}{14483}This map's for Cincinnati. {14484}{14527}Karen: Shut up. {14590}{14645}Jeff: Fine, fuck it.|We'll go this way. {15429}{15509}Marcy:|Oh my gosh. Wow. {15572}{15609}"Welcome, y'all. {15610}{15653}Enjoy your vacation|from all of us {15654}{15701}at Bunyan Mountain Getaways." {15702}{15757}Oh my God, Jeff,|check it out. {15758}{15865}It's so cute- this little room,|this little bed... {15867}{15931}lts view is so beautiful. {15933}{15991}The view of the shrubs... {15992}{16069}and the bush|and the antlers. {16070}{16124}It's gonna be so perfect.|We're here for a week, {16125}{16161}and there's no one|to bother us. {16163}{16202}Who's up for a dip? {16258}{16325}We're- they're- {16326}{16381}Yeah. Safe sex. {16382}{16453}- Eh, Paul?|- Yeah? {16475}{16579}Have fun. {16822}{16877}It's kind of sweet,|you know? {16878}{16929}They seem pretty in love. {16930}{16987}Bert, what the hell is that? {16988}{17053}Huh? I'm gonna go shoot|some squirrels. {17054}{17129}Why would you want|to kill squirrels? {17130}{17199}- 'Cause they're gay.|- Don't be a fucking retard. {17200}{17247}Kidding. I don't care if|they're gay or straight. {17248}{17301}- I'll kill them either way.|- Will you be careful with that? {17302}{17363}Would you relax, man?|It's a fucking BB gun. Relax. {17412}{17465}Sorry. {17517}{17554}So, Karen... {17556}{17598}how long have we|known each other? {17599}{17654}Seventh grade, right? {17674}{17684}Yeah. {17694}{17804}I was thinking, we've known|each other for so long, {17805}{17849}and even though we- {17901}{17953}Karen: That's hot! {17954}{18056}And, even though we've|always been good friends, {18057}{18107}we never actually- {18108}{18181}I've always thought|you were really cool. {18182}{18261}Hey, race you to the raft. {18528}{18618}�� La la la la la|la la la la �� {18651}{18737}�� La la la la la|la la la la la la... �� {18781}{18791}Fuck! {18801}{18841}Jeff: Oh my God! {18924}{19016}�� La la la la la|la la la la la la... �� {19050}{19107}Oh, feels fucking great! {19383}{19453}- You like that?|- Yeah! {19454}{19537}Jeff: I'm sorry.|Oh yeah! {19687}{19741}So you know Ken Webb? {19772}{19789}Yeah. {19805}{19862}Short, greasy Ken. {19862}{19926}The guy with the CDs, right? {19947}{19958}Yeah. {19969}{20028}He tried to kiss me. {20029}{20097}- He did?|- Yeah. {20098}{20142}Two days ago. {20143}{20192}This guy I've known|for 12 years, {20193}{20238}he's a family friend. {20239}{20292}He puts his hands|on my face, {20293}{20393}full-on tongue!|It was so gross! {20462}{20549}Why, was it gross because|you've known him for so long or... {20550}{20605}'cause he's gross? {20607}{20669}No, it was definitely him. {20714}{20814}I don't know. When you've known|someone a long time, {20815}{20913}you just want to kiss them just|to see if they're a good kisser. {20974}{21037}There's nothing wrong|with that, right? {21079}{21349}No. {21618}{21688}- Where are you going?|- What's it look like? {21724}{21837}- I thought we were kissing.|- Yeah, we were. {21864}{21899}So- {21934}{22015}so what, you like me now?|Is this like a date? {22016}{22081}Don't be gay. {22799}{22868}Come back, Mr. Woodchuck. {22892}{22941}I'm gonna get you now. {23145}{23184}Oh shit. {23223}{23283}Oh fuck. {23344}{23397}I'm sorry, man. {23463}{23514}What? {23564}{23637}- Why did you shoot me?|- I thought you were something else. {23638}{23705}I didn't- fuck! {23706}{23764}- Are you all right?|- I'm s- {23783}{23793}sick. {23803}{23856}- I need help.|- Oh man. {23858}{23905}I'll get you|some help, all right? {23906}{23955}I'll be right back.|I got a car. {23983}{23997}Oh fuck. {24011}{24073}Oh please, help me. {24074}{24138}- Fuck.|- I'm sick. I need water. {24139}{24180}Just lay down.|Don't move, man. {24181}{24228}- Water.|- I'll get you water. {24230}{24290}Just stay-|don't come near me, okay? {24291}{24333}Is that your- {24334}{24382}- is that your cabin?|- No! {24383}{24446}Just stay there!|Please, stay there. {24447}{24497}Don't make me|fucking shoot you, man. {24498}{24563}Just stay the fuck back,|please! {24586}{24623}Fuck! {24655}{24721}Fuck! {24771}{24853}Fuck! {24935}{24989}What the fuck, man?|Where were you? {24990}{25032}You gonna burn the whole|fucking place down? {25033}{25074}What are you,|Smoky the Clown now? {25075}{25118}Don't you mean,|Smoky the Bear? {25119}{25166}Whatever.|This is horseshit, man. {25167}{25224}- It's a fireplace.|- How old are you? {25225}{25276}Can't you be responsible|for anything? {25277}{25340}We can't leave you alone|for five minutes {25341}{25417}without you destroying something!|What were you shooting at? {25419}{25490}I heard a squirrel.|I was just looking for a squirrel. {25491}{25529}- A squirrel?|- Yeah. {25531}{25604}- Fucking idiot.|- Jeff: To stick up his ass. {25785}{25854}Jeff: Why don't you|tell us the story? {25878}{25920}What are you gonna roast|on that thing? {25921}{25956}Come on, Paul,|tell them story. {25958}{26013}No, I can't.|It's a traumatic experience. {26014}{26083}- I don't want to talk about it.|- We like traumatic stories. {26084}{26156}- Not about me, but...|- Trauma bonds people. {26157}{26222}- You can tell us.|- It bonds those who go through it, {26224}{26294}- not the people you tell it to.|- Tell the fucking story! {26294}{26338}All right! {26339}{26410}So there's this bowling alley|when we were growing up. {26411}{26485}You guys might remember it-|Lenny Meads Brighton Bowl? {26486}{26526}It was in Brighton, right? {26527}{26591}That's probably why it was|called Brighton Bowl. {26616}{26670}We used to go there|for birthday parties {26671}{26731}or with my dad|for the weekend. {26732}{26821}This one time, I asked|my dad if we could go. {26822}{26909}He's like, "No.|The bowling alley's closed." {26910}{26969}This marshmallow's so burnt! {27025}{27082}It turned out there had|been a break-in. {27083}{27146}All the employees|were held at gunpoint. {27148}{27228}After they had been|gagged and beaten, {27229}{27301}they were tied to chairs. {27375}{27456}The chairs...|they were set in a circle, {27457}{27530}so that way everybody|was forced to watch {27531}{27579}everybody else. {27606}{27653}And then the robber, {27654}{27713}this sick maniac, {27714}{27805}he goes and finds one of those|little ball-peen hammers. {27807}{27854}And then one by one... {27856}{27941}he smashed the backs|of their heads open with the hammer. {27943}{28003}Everyone had to watch|their friends die, {28005}{28072}knowing that they'd|soon be next. {28102}{28154}Ball-peen... {28155}{28219}The guy doesn't stop there. {28220}{28277}He breaks out the fire axe. {28278}{28349}The alarm goes off...|he doesn't give a shit. {28388}{28450}He hacked off|all of their limbs. {28451}{28523}The cops found six|bloody torsos {28524}{28577}tied to the bowling seats. {28578}{28635}Blood everywhere... {28660}{28738}Turns out the guy was|some disgruntled employee. {28764}{28829}That was|my childhood playground. {28893}{28944}Bert, you asshole,|it's not funny. {28945}{28991}Yes it is,|you fucking slut. {29009}{29019}Jeff? {29041}{29053}What? {29064}{29109}Tell them about|the happy bald guy. {29110}{29195}- No, I can't take it.|- He gave us our shoes {29196}{29249}and quarters for|the video games. {29250}{29297}There was a room with|a pool table, {29298}{29346}but my dad wouldn't|let us go there. {29347}{29429}The bald guy was always happy,|always smiling. {29430}{29505}But the killer|got him too. {29506}{29554}When the cops searched|the place, {29554}{29630}they found hacked off limbs|at the end of the bowling lanes. {29631}{29705}The guy had bowled|people's organs. {29706}{29742}Arms, legs, everything. {29802}{29865}They found the bald guy's head|in the ball return. {29922}{29994}- He was still smiling.|- Oh, no. {29995}{30057}I knew you were full of shit!|You suck! {30058}{30145}No! It was in the paper.|I swear! {30146}{30205}I'm laughing because {30206}{30264}Jeff is an asshole|and he's making me laugh. {30265}{30294}I swear... {30296}{30369}I loved this place.|I still remember the sounds... {30370}{30421}the cracking,|the bouncing. {30447}{30513}The smell of the shoes,|the sound of the Q-Bert machine... {30514}{30568}Holy shit!|What are you doing?! {30569}{30626}- I'm cool.|- Are you spying on us? {30627}{30682}- I'm cool.|- Is your dog friendly? {30683}{30732}Yeah, he's cool. {30733}{30780}This is Dr. Mambo.|Here, boy. {30782}{30821}Come on, Dr. Mambo. {30822}{30897}Is it "Dr." like a physician|or a professor? {30898}{30956}Yeah, he's a professor... {30957}{31046}of being a dog.|Oof! Faced! {31131}{31191}Scratch-moded. {31380}{31440}It's a positive bonfire. {31441}{31499}Got room for one more? {31569}{31668}Actually, we were having a private|conversation, if you don't mind. {31694}{31738}That's cool. {31739}{31799}I guess I'll smoke|all this weed by myself. {31801}{31857}All: No, no.|It's fine. {31858}{31909}It's not that private. {31945}{31983}Awesome. {32021}{32073}Yeah, sit right here. {32074}{32123}Bert: I think he's gonna|fuck her. {32124}{32170}Guy: Awesome. {32171}{32231}- Wait, so your name was...|- Justin... {32231}{32291}- but you can call me "Grim."|- Grim. {32292}{32323}Like Grimace? {32324}{32379}"Grim" is my skating name. {32380}{32454}I got it in Berkeley while|competing in the X-Games. {32455}{32527}Really? Karen's going|to go to Berkeley. {32551}{32563}Dude... {32594}{32610}awesome. {32626}{32703}I love Berkeley.|People there are so wacked. {32705}{32798}I met these guys and they had me|fucked up for five days straight. {32799}{32857}They wouldn't let me drink|anything but beer. {32858}{32945}Yeah, I've done that,|except I did it with JD. {32946}{32973}Karen's got a great idea. {32974}{33042}We should only drink beer|for the rest of the trip. {33042}{33109}I could probably do that,|but I doubt you could. {33110}{33197}I'll bet you. I can only drink|beer the rest of the trip. {33198}{33274}If I drink anything else,|you can have the rest of my supply. {33275}{33332}All right, you're on.|We only drink beer. {33333}{33367}Bert: You're on. {33368}{33455}So, you're a skater?|Is that your occupation? {33518}{33530}Oh, crap. {33541}{33585}Party's over. {33620}{33677}Hey Justin...|Grim... {33678}{33725}you want to come inside? {33726}{33799}I'd love to, but I left|all this shit outside my tent. {33800}{33845}It's starting to rain,|if it gets fucked up, {33846}{33893}it's like $4,000 worth|of shit pissed away. {33894}{33929}How far away is your tent? {33930}{33993}20 minutes away, but if I book|I can be back in 30. {33994}{34073}- Cool. Bring the weed.|- I will. {34074}{34134}Check you dudes later.|Come on, Dr. Mambo. {34215}{34285}- Jeff: Freak.|- Karen: I thought he was funny. {34385}{34431}Bert:|How did it work? {34432}{34500}What do you mean "how"?|It had a hose... {34501}{34553}a bunch of different settings, {34554}{34613}pulse, power... {34637}{34650}stream. {34662}{34729}And you came every time? {34751}{34763}Totally. {34774}{34854}You can imagine my disappointment|the first time I had sex. {34855}{34906}Tell me about it. {34907}{34966}What's that supposed|to mean? {34966}{35014}- I've got a better story.|- Paul: I'm sorry, {35015}{35089}but no story is better|than Karen and the shower massage. {35091}{35149}No, seriously. {35150}{35225}One time I was masturbating... {35226}{35295}and my dog came up|and started licking my balls. {35296}{35366}Right as I came it stuck|its tongue up my ass. {35367}{35458}That's serious fucking|masturbation talent right there. {35459}{35506}Fucking good. {35555}{35635}He'd better have brought more weed|or I won't let him in. {35636}{35688}Relax, pal.|I'm coming. {35689}{35732}His name's Grim. {35785}{35833}Jesus Christ. {35950}{36015}Help me...|please. {36016}{36075}I need a doctor. {36102}{36116}Oh shit. {36130}{36176}Man: Doctor. {36177}{36223}Yeah, all right. {36224}{36285}Somebody grab a blanket|or something. {36387}{36449}You... {36510}{36556}you shot me. {36600}{36629}No, no, no. {36631}{36691}There's no way this contagious|fucker's coming in here. {36693}{36765}- He's sick, for Christ's sake.|- You want him to come in here {36767}{36862}and touch all of your shit,|your fucking soap...? {36862}{36910}Let's throw him|a blanket or something. {36910}{36960}- Or your douche?|- Let's drive him to a doctor. {36961}{37005}He's not coming in! {37006}{37056}We're out of range.|I'm not getting anything. {37057}{37079}- Fuck! {37100}{37147}- What's that?|- He's in the car. {37166}{37188}What? {37209}{37250}- Jeff: Motherfucker. {37251}{37315}- Karen: Why's he fucking with us?|- Grab your gun. {37328}{37335}Fuck! {37341}{37399}Hurry up!|He's in the car already! {37560}{37607}Get out of the fucking car! {37609}{37671}Get out of there.|Get out of the car! {37672}{37745}Get out!|Get out of the fucking car! {37762}{37771}Fuck! {37780}{37838}Get the fuck out!|Get out of there! {37839}{37859}- Fucker! {37878}{37922}- You shot the car! {37923}{37974}What was I supposed to do? {37975}{38025}Oh my God! {38162}{38196}Fuck! {38230}{38271}Paul: Shit! {38337}{38370}Shit! {38408}{38451}Oh! {38493}{38553}- Get him!|- He's coming towards us. {38578}{38632}Stop or I'll fucking|stab you! {38633}{38679}Stop! Stop! {38741}{38773}Back off. {38804}{38862}Fuck off!|Leave us alone! {38885}{38930}Fuck off! {39223}{39273}I know. I know. {39274}{39333}What else were we gonna do? {39334}{39389}First he gets his shit|all over the car, {39390}{39478}and I don't want him|touching me, you, or anybody. {39479}{39531}I think the rain will|put him out. {39532}{39602}He's dead anyway.|You saw that shit on him. {39603}{39656}He looked like he was|skinned alive. {39696}{39766}We have to tell the police|it wasn't our fault. {39766}{39833}I think we should tell them now. {39835}{39880}Calm down. {39881}{39941}There's nothing we can do.|The car's fucked. {39943}{40033}We need a mechanic. We'll find|somebody who knows one, {40034}{40094}and then we'll report|the accident. {40095}{40178}That's the keyword here.|It was an accident. {40226}{40281}Paul: The guy's skin... {40282}{40329}holy shit. {41782}{41854}You should clean up some|of this shit while we're gone. {41855}{41904}I'll save some for you guys. {41905}{41961}- Just stick with the girls.|- What's that supposed to mean? {41962}{42024}It means you're|a fucking pussy. {42025}{42061}That's fucked up. {42062}{42135}What's fucked up is you beating|the shit out of my truck. {42136}{42174}What about the jag-off|with the rifle? {42175}{42203}Did you forget about him? {42205}{42273}We all fucked up that car,|don't just put it on me. {42274}{42312}Good morning, boys. {42314}{42381}Are you going|to kill each other now? {42382}{42434}Where are you going? {42435}{42487}To get help. {43508}{43565}So...|Bert and Jeff are gone. {43589}{43648}I know. {43706}{43768}Last night was|a fucked up situation, {43769}{43836}- and I think...|- That guy asked for our help. {43838}{43905}We lit him on fire. {43930}{44019}Can you understand if I'm not|in a particularly social mood? {44089}{44138}I got scared. {44160}{44172}I was... {44183}{44231}I was just trying to help. {44296}{44350}Karen... {44404}{44455}I'm sorry, Paul. {44512}{44586}Every time I close my eyes|I see him. {44587}{44649}It was an accident. {44650}{44713}The guy was going to die|anyway. {44881}{44994}Better? {45072}{45155}Yeah. {45238}{45278}Thanks, Paul. {45698}{45738}Jeff: Hello? {46605}{46664}God damn it! {46714}{46764}God damn it!|God damn it! {46817}{46842}God damn it! {46893}{46946}Hold it! You there! {46947}{47023}Do you see this?!|Do you see this shit?! {47025}{47065}We didn't see anything. {47067}{47154}Tell Murray I can't eat this shit.|Some animal's been running around {47156}{47197}infecting everything. {47198}{47264}What am I supposed to do|with a sick hog? Huh? {47265}{47336}I am not about to|eat that meat. Would you? {47338}{47429}- No, I'm a vegetarian.|- None of this shit is good. {47430}{47490}It's all sick.|It's all gotta go back. {47491}{47539}I want me a new hog! {47540}{47593}We were just looking|for a mechanic. {47594}{47668}Mechanic?|You won't find one around here. {47669}{47728}- You'll have to go to town.|- Bert: That's the thing. {47730}{47797}Our car's busted,|so we can't get into town. {47799}{47847}We need somebody to take|us into town {47849}{47900}- so we can find a mechanic.|- Oh. {47902}{47973}I've already been|in town today, sorry. {47974}{48069}All right, if you do go back,|would you tell us? {48070}{48145}We're staying at a cabin,|and... {48146}{48196}we don't know Murray. {48232}{48286}Oh, I'm sorry. {48287}{48353}Yes, of course,|of course. {48354}{48424}Why didn't you|just come out and say that? {48425}{48478}Come on inside,|I've got a radio. {48479}{48532}We'll call Ricky.|He's got a tow truck. {48533}{48575}- Call Ricky.|- Ricky. {48576}{48649}Sorry to bother you, but this|crazy guy came out of the woods {48650}{48713}and tried to trash|our car. {48714}{48792}Woman: Sounds terrible.|I have some juice. {48793}{48858}So this person damaged|your car? {48859}{48937}It was just this crazy hermit.|Real dangerous. {48938}{49021}- We chased him away with bats.|- It wasn't Henry, was it? {49022}{49079}Nah, shit, never. {49148}{49183}Henry? {49218}{49293}My cousin Henry.|He knows about that ordinance. {49294}{49366}He wouldn't do something like that.|You hit him with a bat? {49387}{49399}Both: No. {49410}{49459}No, it wasn't Henry. {49461}{49544}Our friend Walter, he got drunk.|One thing led to another... {49546}{49618}- That's no good.|- Yeah. {49667}{49747}I've got a great idea. Why don't|we take a walk down ourselves? {49748}{49810}- It's really nice out.|- We'll just walk. {49811}{49900}- I haven't seen the scenery.|- You sure? Ricky's awfully handy. {49901}{49954}- Thanks for your help.|- Are you sure? {49955}{50008}A little fresh air|sounds great. {50009}{50068}We really appreciate your help.|Take care. {50122}{50168}We burned Henry. {50186}{50782}Fuck! {51100}{51321}Hello? {51453}{51752}Hello? {51925}{52040}Hello? {52353}{52395}Hello? {52437}{52472}Hello? {52506}{52557}Is anyone home? {52693}{52762}Hello? {52830}{52853}- Ah! {52876}{52932}- Bert, you dick-nose.|- Shut up. {52979}{53018}What the hell? {53019}{53069}- Did you find anybody?|- No, nothing. {53070}{53125}I followed the path|that the old guy ran, {53126}{53189}but I couldn't find him.|He could still be alive. {53190}{53233}No, it's impossible. {53276}{53344}- Want any beef jerky?|- No, put it away. {53345}{53392}- Why?|- It's not our house. {53413}{53447}So? {53481}{53534}- Did you find a phone?|- No. {53535}{53596}I felt weird looking around.|There's nobody here. {53598}{53654}We found this other place,|but... {53655}{53701}there was|nobody there either. {53702}{53754}I wonder if the cops|know about it yet. {53755}{53803}I doubt it.|If they did know, {53804}{53852}they'd have been|at the cabin by now. {54111}{54163}Good morning.|Deputy Winston, {54164}{54212}Bunyan County|Sheriff's Department. {54244}{54311}Hi.|What can I do for you? {54312}{54359}I'm on patrol|in my jurisdiction {54360}{54426}and I heard there was a lot|of commotion here last night. {54427}{54474}I wanted to know|what the story is. {54475}{54558}Yeah, sure. Some guy tried|to break into our cabin. {54558}{54610}And he was sick. {54611}{54673}I don't know what kind|of disease he had, {54674}{54725}but he was a mess. {54726}{54776}I have to report this. {54777}{54812}Yeah, totally. {54814}{54894}My friends are out looking for|a neighbor so we could call you. {54895}{54945}We don't have a phone here. {54946}{55016}Everyone uses radios.|That's what I use. {55065}{55090}Hey... {55139}{55221}Looks like you guys were doing|some pretty good partying, huh? {55246}{55299}Yeah, you know,|we were drinking... {55300}{55347}and then this guy came along {55348}{55406}and tried to break into|the cabin. {55407}{55474}We had no choice|but to get rough. {55475}{55545}I feel awful,|but he was going crazy. {55546}{55594}He smashed into our car, {55595}{55657}and then he wouldn't come out,|so... {55658}{55706}we had to hit him. {55706}{55754}We hurt him. {55754}{55811}We were terrified.|We didn't know what to do. {55813}{55858}That's why we went|to look for help- {55859}{55937}Hey, man, I told you...|I'm gonna make a report. {55938}{56007}Don't worry about it.|He ain't gonna come back. {56008}{56068}Looks like you guys|scared him away pretty good. {56069}{56121}I ain't gonna let him|ruin your fun. {56122}{56164}Thank you. {56165}{56248}My friend's inside right now|and she's pretty freaked out. {56273}{56317}She wants to go home. {56318}{56365}We all kind of do. {56366}{56426}A lady friend, huh? {56427}{56484}I bet you like to party... {56485}{56537}with the ladies. {56591}{56636}Karen: Paul? {56638}{56695}Is everything okay? {56696}{56759}Howdy, ma'am.|Everything's fine. {56761}{56825}Just go back inside,|have yourself a big 40, {56826}{56871}just party. {56894}{56906}Umm... {56933}{57011}okay. {57088}{57149}Oh, Daddy, why are you|talking about leaving? {57150}{57199}You've got to stay and party. {57200}{57272}That's why we came here|in the first place. {57297}{57368}I'm telling you,|this is a major party town. {57369}{57416}- Really?|- Are you kidding me? {57418}{57466}You know what it's like|when you go {57466}{57514}to a new town|and you're the new guy? {57515}{57581}All the girls see you|walking down the street... {57582}{57652}they don't know you've got|five pounds of dangling meat. {57676}{57727}They're looking for|no commitment. {57728}{57814}- You understand what I'm saying?|- I've heard that theory before. {57815}{57862}This is that town. {57863}{57939}It's like when I go party|up at Wambusau. {57940}{57987}My cousin goes to school there. {57988}{58076}When I party at Wambusau,|I know I'm gonna get pussy. {58077}{58157}Plus the girls there don't know|I'm a deputy. {58158}{58221}So I know they're gonna|party hard with me. {58223}{58294}Believe me, man,|they do. {58295}{58381}That's too bad, I bet you ruled|this town before you had a badge. {58383}{58465}Yeah, but a badge|makes you grow up quick. {58507}{58577}Shit, this guy went and did|a number on your ride. {58578}{58647}I'm gonna put out an APB.|We're gonna catch this guy. {58648}{58700}Yeah, it wasn't totally him. {58701}{58741}We hit it too. {58742}{58805}But we were trying|to scare him away. {58806}{58862}Could you get somebody|up here to fix it? {58889}{58937}What do I look like?|An idiot? {58938}{59005}I'll have someone up here|by tomorrow afternoon. {59006}{59076}You're top priority.|You're the party man. {59077}{59140}Do you realize how many|great parties we're gonna have? {59171}{59211}Fortune's shining on you. {59212}{59257}I know where all|the big parties are at. {59258}{59305}Remember, my name is Winston. {59306}{59359}You know how to|get a hold of me, right? {59387}{59452}- 9-1-1?|- That's it, my man. {59477}{59526}- Take it easy.|- Yeah. {60032}{60100}Did he say he was gonna|report this shit or not? {60101}{60157}I think he is.|He didn't make it seem like {60158}{60230}we did anything wrong. He said|he'd get a tow truck up here. {60231}{60292}- Sounds weird to me.|- The guy was weird. {60294}{60375}Once he saw Karen,|he didn't want to leave. {60376}{60437}Has Karen left her room yet? {60462}{60552}No, she's still sleeping.|I don't know what's up with her. {60553}{60627}She wants to get out of here|as soon as she can. {60629}{60704}- Puts a kink in your plan, huh?|- What plan? {60706}{60749}What plan? {60750}{60816}The plan you've been trying|to execute {60817}{60867}since eighth grade. {60868}{60938}No, there's no plan.|Not anymore. {60939}{60993}Whatever.|You guys are funny. {61023}{61058}Fucking... {61059}{61135}she likes you because you're nice|to her and she's nice to you {61136}{61184}because she can control you. {61210}{61293}- Fucking, you're nice to her...|- Bert, don't move. {61398}{61429}Bert: Fuck. {61431}{61485}- It's that freak's dog. {61518}{61588}- Should I hit it?|- I don't know. {61590}{61641}If you're gonna hit it,|hit it hard. {61953}{62000}So where's Grim? {62001}{62066}He's out there rotting.|There's some sick shit {62067}{62145}in the woods and the hermit's|spreading it around. {62146}{62203}I'm not waiting for|that deputy to come back. {62204}{62264}- Let's get out of here now.|- Should we say something {62266}{62346}on our way out, like, "By the way,|we burned some guy alive"? {62347}{62370}- Yes.|- No. {62371}{62426}- Jeff.|- Fine, we'll tell the cops. {62427}{62489}We have to.|They're gonna figure it out. {62490}{62562}The deputy knows something happened.|We're the only outsiders. {62563}{62625}They're gonna trace it|back to us. {62649}{62690}I feel nauseous. {62718}{62746}Karen... {62796}{62849}How soon can you|get us out of here? {62850}{62902}I don't know if|I can fix the car. {62903}{62980}I'm thinking I could|make it drivable, {62981}{63047}we could drive into town|and tell them what happened. {63049}{63113}And that'll be that, right? {63166}{63213}But you're gonna have|to watch me with the gun. {63215}{63278}I'm not gonna go out there|with that fucking dog around. {63303}{63352}I need a bath. {63353}{63412}Jeff's mom has|the stupidest ideas- {63413}{63472}"Let's get a cabin."|So gay. {63950}{63979}Hey. {63980}{64032}Hey. {64033}{64090}Sorry. I didn't mean|to wake you. {64114}{64151}That's okay. {64215}{64262}I think Marcy made some chili. {64286}{64337}I'm not hungry. {64429}{64494}All right, then.|I'll let you go back to sleep. {64495}{64527}No, wait. {64551}{64593}Stay. {64829}{64888}- Fuck. {64927}{64995}- Why did you stop?|- Would you shoot him already? {64995}{65043}Don't stop.|Keep working! {65044}{65128}- Shoot it!|- If it gets closer, I can hit it. {65129}{65183}Just keep working! {68184}{68234}Oh my God! {68293}{68332}Shit! {68436}{68466}Marcy! {68553}{68604}She's got it! She's sick. {68605}{68653}Oh no, she's|fucking got it. {68655}{68702}- Oh shit.|- I think I'm really sick. {68704}{68775}Oh shit.|Stay in your fucking bed! {68775}{68838}- Bert, can you help me?|- Calm down. {68839}{68907}No! Get the fuck out!|Everybody out! {68907}{68970}- Just get the fuck out!|- Bert, please! {68971}{69022}- Stay in your fucking bed! {69023}{69074}- I'm bleeding.|- Get the fuck out! {69075}{69134}- Calm down!|- Can I go to the bathroom? {69135}{69188}Listen, you bitch!|Get the fuck in bed! {69189}{69226}- Leave her alone! {69227}{69295}- Leave her alone!|- Fucking bitch! {69296}{69369}- What the fuck is your problem?|- She's your fucking friend! {69370}{69427}She's sick!|She's not coming near me! {69429}{69494}I'm doing this for you|and all you fucks! {69496}{69564}- Don't leave me!|- Stop it! {69565}{69627}- Bert, Bert... calm down.|- Oh God. {69628}{69688}- Okay. {69756}{69796}What? {72207}{72261}Fuck you, guys. {72262}{72318}Karen, I'm sorry.|We just don't want to get it. {72319}{72389}- I'm going to die in here.|- Paul: No, you're not. {72390}{72465}Karen, please.|We're going to get help now. {72466}{72543}- What about that guy's dog?|- Someone'll keep watch with the gun. {72544}{72591}We'll bolt the door shut. {72591}{72663}Somebody'll be out here.|We won't leave you alone. {72717}{72771}I want to go home. {73395}{73430}Ah! {73431}{73493}- Ah! {73776}{73807}Karen? {73865}{73899}Karen. {74216}{74272}Come on, Karen,|you've got to eat. {74592}{74667}Let me know if you need|anything else, okay? {74691}{74727}Okay? {74751}{74814}Better close the door,|Marcy. {74861}{74919}I don't want|to infect everyone. {76313}{76370}- Oh God.|- What are you doing? {76371}{76414}My friend...|she's very sick. {76415}{76481}- You are very sick.|- Oh my God, I'm sorry. {76482}{76552}- No, I'm-|- That's my wife in there! {76553}{76614}My friend's dying!|We need a phone, please. {76615}{76675}- Get the fuck off my property! {76675}{76722}- Shit!|- Git! {76891}{76943}Where have you been? {76944}{77006}Did you find anyone? {77036}{77096}Well, come on inside.|Marcy made chili. {77206}{77253}Nobody's hungry? {77328}{77416}- What if Karen used those bowls?|- Jesus! I washed them! {77417}{77494}He's right. I'm not gonna eat|until we get back to town. {77496}{77558}Jeff: You know, any|of you guys could have it. {77560}{77640}I know we checked, but I'm|not gonna sleep near you guys. {77641}{77704}So go sleep in the car|and give us all a break. {77705}{77754}The car?|That thing's a germ factory! {77755}{77827}- I don't even want to ride in it!|- Calm down. I cleaned it. {77828}{77888}- So why don't you sleep in it?|- Maybe I will! {77924}{78006}You're right. We should|prepare our own meals. {78057}{78102}Who am I? I'm melting! {78103}{78153}I'm burning! {78154}{78194}What's your problem? {78195}{78234}You're gonna|burn down this place! {78236}{78265}- What?|- You asshole! {78267}{78323}- Fucking prick!|- Marcy: Stop it! {78323}{78362}- Jeff!|- Motherfucker! {78436}{78498}Shut the fuck up! {78522}{78559}Christ! {78560}{78611}I can't take it anymore! {78671}{78718}Just no more yelling. {78719}{78788}We can eat alone,|we can sleep alone. Whatever. {78789}{78886}We have to talk to each other.|We have to work together. {78951}{78991}Bert, you just lost the bet. {79138}{79165}Shit! {79535}{79593}Okay, Karen, he's gone. {79594}{79678}We're gonna stay out here|all night for you, all right? {79715}{79752}Karen? {80278}{80320}Fuck! {80405}{80471}Come on, let's go, everybody.|Hurry up! {80472}{80522}The Jeep's running.|Jeff, come on! {80967}{81024}Come on, Karen.|We've got to go. {81071}{81122}I think I've got a fever. {81123}{81171}Let's go! {82462}{82522}Come on, Jeff,|let's go! {82523}{82564}Come on, motherfucker! {82611}{82667}All right...|put her in the back. {82667}{82722}I don't think|we should sit next to her. {82723}{82775}Fuck off!|Put her in the front, then. {82776}{82831}No, I'm not driving|with her sitting next to me. {82832}{82905}I'm driving.|Just get in the fucking car. {82906}{82938}Fine. {82999}{83033}Paul: Karen? {83069}{83107}Karen, you okay? {83179}{83259}- Marcy: Oh God, Karen. {83296}{83358}Marcy: We've got to get her|to town. She's gonna die. {83359}{83387}Paul:|She's not going anywhere. {83415}{83459}Come on.|You guys coming? {83460}{83510}Are you nuts?|She just infected the car. {83511}{83600}- I'll take my chances, man.|- I can't leave Karen. {83624}{83702}- Bert, you don't look so hot.|- I don't feel so hot either. {83703}{83786}But the longer we sit here,|the more she lies and rots! {83787}{83846}How sick are you?|Did that old guy touch you? {83847}{83902}This is fucking horseshit!|Come on! {83903}{83970}- Did he?|- Fuck this, man! {84019}{84090}Bert: I'll get her|a fucking doctor. {84091}{84147}Marcy: We should move her|back to the shed. {84379}{84433}Oh God, she's bleeding again. {84434}{84479}Don't move her. {84479}{84551}It's okay, Karen.|We're gonna get help. {84699}{84769}- Going somewhere?|- Anywhere but here. {84982}{85040}Where the fuck do you think|you're going? {85041}{85066}Jeff? {85067}{85111}- Just let him go.|- Jeff! {85112}{85138}Jeff! {85139}{85183}Don't fucking|come near me. Stop! {85184}{85274}I don't want to get sick.|I don't want any of us getting sick! {85275}{85326}But you two fuckers|insist on touching her! {85327}{85379}Now she's bleeding|all over both you guys. {85380}{85438}So you two can fucking rot!|But not me! {85439}{85492}No fucking way!|Not me! {85536}{85581}Asshole! {85982}{86023}Oh shit. {86331}{86382}We're all going to get it. {86407}{86456}We're all going|to get sick... {86457}{86513}and Jeff's in the woods|getting drunk. {86618}{86675}Bert's going to get help. {86676}{86781}Karen will be fine.|I promise. {86782}{86834}It's like being on a plane {86835}{86891}when you know|it's going to crash. {86891}{86975}Everyone around you|is screaming and yelling, {86976}{87048}"We're going down!|We're going down!" {87049}{87099}All you really want to do {87101}{87208}is grab the person next to you|and fuck the shit out of them {87210}{87280}'cause you know you're|gonna be dead soon anyway. {87392}{87478}- You don't use condoms?|- Don't worry. I'm healthy. {88119}{88157}Oh fuck! {88914}{88950}Hello? {88951}{89008}Somebody help! Hello! {89053}{89103}What the hell|happened to you? {89138}{89200}My friend, she's sick. {89201}{89259}- You don't look so good.|- I know. {89260}{89307}There's this disease. {89307}{89363}I think all my|friends are getting it. {89364}{89444}Do you know where|a hospital is around? {89446}{89473}Yeah. {89475}{89553}Stay right there.|Don't come any closer. {89554}{89598}I'll get a doctor. {89599}{89653}Bert: Thanks. {89654}{89694}Pancakes! {89695}{89774}- Pancakes!|- No pancakes. {89775}{89850}- Pancakes!|- No pancakes! {90078}{90153}Dennis, I told you|to stay on the swing! {90177}{90223}Dennis! {90420}{90473}Fuck! {90535}{90607}God damn it!|What pancakes! {90651}{90702}Why did you come here? {90703}{90732}Now look what you've done. {90733}{90782}I just need a doctor, okay? {90783}{90841}Look what you've done|to this poor boy! {90842}{90913}- What has he done to you?|- I just need... {90914}{90971}a fucking doctor, man! {90971}{91026}I already lost one boy. {91027}{91073}I ain't losing another. {91074}{91134}What if the doctors|can't fix my boy? {91136}{91222}You get my boy sick,|it's the same as killing him. {91223}{91284}- It's murder!|- What?! {91285}{91372}You being sick,|that's your problem. {91373}{91455}Now Dennis is sick,|that's my problem! {91456}{91539}And if I get sick,|that's Lucille's problem. {91540}{91612}So we got to stop|the problem. {91613}{91696}We got to stop|the problem right now! {91697}{91746}Fenster! Rifle! {91747}{91783}Fuck you, man! {91978}{92047}There are some kids in a cabin.|They got a disease. {92048}{92094}They just gave it to Dennis. {92124}{92170}We'll need the kit. {92259}{92329}Jesus, Paul,|you did a number on my back. {92330}{92385}I'm gonna go find Jeff|and we're walking out of here. {92409}{92458}- What about Bert?|- I can't wait for him. {92459}{92551}- I have to get out of here.|- What about Karen? Paul? {93369}{93427}- Fuck! {93429}{93464}Fuck! {93587}{93646}Fuck! Fuck! {95553}{95594}Oh, fuck! {96442}{96487}Shit. {97247}{97291}Up here! {99714}{99750}Help me! {102495}{102543}- Bert!|- They're coming for you. {102544}{102648}- Who? The deputy?|- No, the guy from the store. {103090}{103176}I knew these kids were trouble|the minute they stole from Cad. {103178}{103226}Good God. {103228}{103291}They're doing sacrifices|or something. {103292}{103338}This ain't Christian. {104147}{104183}Good night, fucker! {104237}{104271}Got him. {105159}{105193}Jeff! {105194}{105269}Jeff! It's the water! {105270}{105347}Wherever you are,|don't drink the water! {105663}{105702}Hello? {106009}{106048}Jeff? {106336}{106371}Jeff! {106583}{106627}Jeff? {108261}{108299}Fuck! {109558}{109618}�� So cheer up,|things will get better... �� {109621}{109671}Here, have a big beer. {109672}{109716}Come on, drink up. {109717}{109776}You've got some sexy hair. {109777}{109841}You got sexy shoes, too. {110218}{110297}Shit, what the fuck|happened to you, man? {110299}{110354}The tow truck. {110355}{110403}What happened to|the tow truck, Winston? {110428}{110462}Oh shit. {110463}{110513}The fucking party man. {110514}{110566}I'm so fucking sorry|about the tow truck. {110567}{110626}I sent it, it broke down.|I had to get a tow truck {110627}{110672}to get that fucking|tow truck. {110673}{110709}What do you need,|you need a ride? {110740}{110772}Yeah. {110773}{110826}Yeah, a ride would be good. {110827}{110875}Radio: Winston! {110875}{110939}- Winston, do you copy?|- Yes, sir, I copy. {110940}{110992}I'm still looking for|that underage booze party. {110993}{111057}Radio: Never mind.|We've got bigger problems. {111059}{111126}Some kids up in a cabin|are on a killing spree. {111127}{111187}There's two,|possibly three casualties. {111189}{111254}They are armed and hostile.|Do not go anywhere near them! {111255}{111331}They've got some kind of skin virus|that will eat you alive. {111332}{111412}So if you do see them,|do not hesitate to shoot them. {111413}{111484}- Do you copy?|- Yes. Can you repeat the last part? {111485}{111599}I said, if you see the kids,|just shoot them on sight! {111759}{111810}So, how about that ride? {111812}{111877}What the fuck?|Just shoot him! {111879}{111950}- Hey, I can't.|- You heard the walkie-talkie dude! {111952}{112023}- The fucking gun is in the car.|- I just want to get into town. {112025}{112095}- Why don't you just relax?|- Get away, fucking fruitcake! {112096}{112148}You're not going anyplace! {112149}{112198}- Fuck!|- Shit. {112347}{112394}Come on, be cool.|Be cool. {112429}{112479}Oh fuck! {112799}{112846}You fucking idiot! {112847}{112935}You just fucked up the whole|party, you fucking idiot! {112971}{113022}The party's over, Winston. {115812}{115845}Man: Son. {115847}{115924}We need you to start|from the beginning. {116027}{116085}Everybody's dead. {116151}{116209}We need to know... {116210}{116274}where you got this disease. {116298}{116354}It was a guy|from the woods. {116435}{116505}Oh God, he looked|like Bert's marshmallow. {116597}{116660}Paul: He told me|he would get a tow truck. {116706}{116763}I should have killed him too. {116988}{117067}Doctor: We're not equipped|to handle a situation like this. {117068}{117116}Cook County is|his only shot. {117117}{117168}Fine. {117169}{117227}You put him in the car... {117251}{117297}and I'll take care of him. {117459}{117506}Hey, look who's waking up! {117508}{117557}The fucking party man! {117559}{117611}I guess the party|ain't over, huh? {117612}{117665}We have a long night|of partying. {117666}{117726}- A long night.|- Water. {117727}{117789}- I ain't got no water. {117790}{117846}All I got's a 40.|But if you want some water, {117847}{117895}I'll find some|for you, okay? {117895}{117970}You just sit tight,|I'll take care of you. {120514}{120577}Holy shit. {121783}{121833}They're dead. {121902}{121944}My God. {121945}{121987}All dead. {122084}{122130}I made it. {122185}{122233}I made it. {122296}{122350}Oh God, I made it. {122395}{122432}I did it. {122434}{122495}I fucking made it. {122543}{122586}I fucking made it. {122587}{122632}I did it. {122633}{122695}I fucking made it! {122696}{122735}I knew it! {122736}{122819}I knew it!|I fucking made it! {122867}{122927}I fucking made it! {122972}{123026}I made it! {123027}{123087}I fucking made it! {123512}{123567}You got rid|of that other one, right? {123631}{123692}Hey, I think there's another one|in the basement. {123771}{123814}Come on, boys! {123839}{123885}Let's do this! {124950}{124988}Hey, fellas! {124989}{125054}It's been a rough morning|up here. {125055}{125086}Lemonade, mister? {125087}{125123}Thanks, son.|Don't mind if I do. {125124}{125184}That's five cents. {125185}{125251}Businessmen. {125252}{125316}You almost take|after your granddad. {125317}{125375}Cad: They're running me out|of my own business. {125375}{125431}Stealing me blind right here. {125433}{125520}Whoa! Now,|that is mighty fine. {125561}{125625}Mighty fine. Grab a cup, boys.|This round's on me. {126163}{126223}Here you go, all|polished and everything. {126225}{126271}Ain't that a beauty?|Look at that, honey. {126272}{126317}Looks like it's brand new. {126318}{126389}- Hi, my nigga, how are you?|- What's up, nigga? {126391}{126443}Where you been, man? 44690