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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:08,200 [Linda] We've got 12 eggs for freezing. Good quality. 2 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,640 Linda, 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:20,000 pretend I'm a random patient and you don't know me. 4 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,200 Okay. 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:27,320 If I came in and I told you that I come into possession of some sperm, 6 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,280 my deceased partner's sperm to be exact, 7 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,680 what would you say? 8 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:38,560 Well, I'd tell this random patient that these eggs can be frozen, 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,240 they can be donated, they can become embryos. 10 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:42,640 They're all possibilities. 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,800 And that's a decision to make. 12 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,680 What would be your advice? 13 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,160 Does this random patient ever plan to give Zoe a sibling? 14 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:54,720 I don't know. 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,320 And you want me to make the decision for you? 16 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,280 Yes. 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,720 Please. 18 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:01,680 I can't do that. 19 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,600 If you want to donate to your sister, you need to talk to your sister about it. 20 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,760 If you plan on having another baby, 21 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,320 this is your time. 22 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:16,960 Can I think about it? 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,160 These eggs are, they're ready to come out. I can push it 24 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,320 to the end of today. 25 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,960 What are you going to do, Nina? 26 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,800 Offer the eggs to Billie, or use them yourself? 27 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:36,720 ["When We Swam" playing] 28 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,240 ♪ Oh why, oh why, oh why? ♪ 29 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:43,040 ♪ Won't you sing? Bring your hips to me ♪ 30 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,120 ♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪ 31 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,120 ♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪ 32 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,760 ♪ To me ♪ 33 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,160 ♪ Oh, bring your hips to me ♪ 34 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,400 ♪ Oh, bring your hips ♪ 35 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,320 ♪ Oh, oh, bring your hips to me ♪ 36 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,440 ♪ To me ♪ 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,560 ♪ To me ♪ 38 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,680 ♪ Oh why, oh why? ♪ 39 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,400 ♪ Oh why? Won't you sing? ♪ 40 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:19,040 It's me. 41 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,080 Don't mind me. 42 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,120 I'm just here to steal from you. 43 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,640 -[Geraldine] Hi. -[boy talking indistinctly] 44 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,560 -Hi, guys. -[Geraldine] Look. 45 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,200 You having a good time? 46 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,760 -[Geraldine] Yeah. -Yeah? 47 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,000 Zoe's staying here tonight because of the wedding. 48 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,360 Nina's on best man duties. 49 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,720 Oh, of course. 50 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,320 -What do you need? -A saucepan. 51 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:40,760 Mmm-hmm. 52 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,960 I'll return it. 53 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:43,520 Within twelve months. 54 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,120 -This one? -Yeah. 55 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,200 There's a lid in there somewhere. 56 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,120 Ah. 57 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,200 Um, I'm going to have everyone around 58 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,200 to have like a housewarming and a bit of a baby shower for Brody too, 59 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,160 like a combined event. 60 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,560 Hello? 61 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,000 Oh, I like Brody, I do. 62 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,440 Yeah, she's great. 63 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,200 [chuckles] She's a lot like you were at the same age. 64 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,520 -Yeah, I guess she is, yeah. -Oh, you know she is. 65 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,320 Really just came around for a saucepan. 66 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,280 Darling. 67 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,320 -Mmm? -Where do you think it's going? 68 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,400 I've found a house to live in and Brody's coming to stay. 69 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,200 And her pregnancy will be your pregnancy? 70 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,360 Mum? 71 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,640 And her baby will be your baby. Is that how it goes? 72 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,160 I know, 73 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,480 everyone thinks that I don't know how to do anything, 74 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,920 but I know how to do this. 75 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,560 Have you thought about what happens when she leaves? 76 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,880 -She's not going to leave. -Oh, yes. Yes she is. 77 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,240 Because sooner or later that's what pregnant teenagers do. 78 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,800 They go home, to their mothers. 79 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,760 Thanks for the saucepan. 80 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,880 I'll see you at the wedding. 81 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,280 [water gushing] 82 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,200 Tap's on. 83 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:12,920 [door closes] 84 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,279 If you're watching this video, 85 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,320 that means you have been summonsed to my nuptials. 86 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:20,240 Oh, God help us. 87 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,040 Yep, it's Martin's instructional wedding dance video. 88 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:23,960 Have you not see this? 89 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,800 I've been purposely avoiding it. 90 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,400 Cherie, my wild, with your... 91 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,520 All those in favor of skipping the poem? 92 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,280 My long sword's a quiver... 93 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,320 [video fast-forwarding] 94 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,760 And now, 95 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,600 for the dance that we shall all be performing together on the night. 96 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,480 Begin in two lines, fourth position... 97 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,640 [Kim sighs] 98 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:46,880 [Clegg] Releve. 99 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,240 -[Kim] What? -[Clegg] Plie... 100 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,720 kick ball change, turn your partner... 101 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:51,680 [Kim] Oh, you're kidding. 102 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,080 ...and reset. 103 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,320 That's it. I can't. 104 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,640 [Clegg] Please observe. 105 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,440 Hang on. 106 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,360 No. Try this. 107 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,400 Ring the doorbell, spin emu, 108 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,520 fang fang. 109 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:09,080 Skip on the spot. 110 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,600 Big round ball. 111 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,160 Blow the leaves. Pineapple. 112 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,080 Blow the leaves. Pineapple. 113 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:16,480 Fang fang. 114 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:17,840 Hep! 115 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,360 -You're good. -I am good. 116 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,400 I do love to dance, but I can't come to the wedding. 117 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,360 -Why? -Well, someone has to be here. 118 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,280 Fare thee well. 119 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,480 [Elvis hums] 120 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,080 [Nina] Bite the bullet. Talk to Billie. 121 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,960 Billie will know what to do. 122 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:49,080 [cellphone rings] 123 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,200 Will. 124 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,120 Nina. 125 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:56,960 I need your help. 126 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,280 Jimmy hates me. 127 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,680 Well, hate is a strong word. 128 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,800 No, I think that's the right word. 129 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,320 Um, this thing just happened. 130 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,080 I ordered Jimmy through the app. 131 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,400 Morning. 132 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:10,360 Good morning. 133 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,400 No. No way. Get out. 134 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,400 Wait, wait, wait, I want you to take me a long way. 135 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,600 You're going to make like a hundred bucks. 136 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,880 Stop trying to give me money. You can't buy yourself a brother. 137 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:19,920 Oh. 138 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,440 Yeah I know, right? Who gets offended by money? 139 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,240 Anyway, then I kinda lost it. 140 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,280 Lost it? 141 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,760 Fine, don't take my money. 142 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,240 But don't blame me anymore for you being stupid. 143 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,520 -Oh, stupid am I? -Yes. Stupid. 144 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,360 You are where you are because of your decisions. 145 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,960 Stop treating me like I'm an asshole. 146 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,080 You are an asshole. You offered me a shit deal 147 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,680 and then you ransacked my business. 148 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,840 [Will groans] If the roles were reversed 149 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,880 he would have done exactly the same thing to me. 150 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:46,080 [scoffs] No, he wouldn't. 151 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,200 Yes, he would. 152 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,120 [Nina] Jimmy would never have done to you what you did to him. 153 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,920 Well, if I hadn't have done it, somebody else would have. 154 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,080 Right. 155 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,480 What happened next? 156 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,720 -I'm not an asshole! -You are an asshole! 157 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,680 [Will] I'm not an asshole! 158 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:04,080 You're a dickhead. Get out of my car! Get out of my car! Go away! 159 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:05,880 Loser! 160 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,760 [Will] Well, he kicked me out and drove off! 161 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:10,920 Will. 162 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:12,080 [Will] What? 163 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,000 You didn't grow up with siblings, 164 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:18,480 and siblings definitely challenge your ideas about yourself. 165 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,880 It's just that 166 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,960 Jimmy can't be bought. You have to think like him. 167 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,440 I don't, I don't follow. 168 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,520 Well, Jimmy's fun. He's silly. 169 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,880 The way to get through to him is to make a fool of yourself. 170 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,680 [Will] I could sing him a stupid song or something. 171 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,920 ♪ Your sister's a six And you're a perfect ten ♪ 172 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,200 No, he wouldn't be impressed by that. 173 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,560 Has to be mortifying. 174 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,600 [sighs] Mortifying. What? What? What then? 175 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:48,880 I don't know. 176 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,760 You'll think of something. 177 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,360 Okay, okay. Thanks, Neens. 178 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,280 Is it all right if I call you Neens? 179 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,160 Yeah, well, sure. 180 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,560 [Will] Thanks. Bye. 181 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,040 [Nina] Siblings are good. 182 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,960 Should Zoe have a sibling? 183 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,120 Hello. 184 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,840 How are you? Are you okay? 185 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,040 Yes. 186 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,920 -You seem a little agitated. -Yeah. 187 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,880 You still having the, um, injections? 188 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,840 Yes. 189 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:24,840 Yep. But today's the last day. 190 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,200 Great. 191 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,080 Well, this afternoon I'm having the eggs retrieved. 192 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,080 Will you be all right to drive? Do you want a ride home? 193 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,520 Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks. That'd be great. 194 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 And then? 195 00:08:38,159 --> 00:08:39,080 Then? What? 196 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,640 Well, ah, your body will be yours again. 197 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,760 I'm hoping that means we can grab that dinner I was asking about. 198 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,200 [Nina] You should tell him about Patrick's sperm. 199 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,160 Look, I've got to ask. The, um, 200 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,320 the angry spooning after the buck's night. 201 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,400 -Yes. -Yeah. 202 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:55,360 [both chuckle] 203 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,560 Was it because you were all hormoned up... 204 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,520 Oh, I don't know. 205 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,760 ...or you think there's a possibility of something between us? 206 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,080 Once we've dealt with these eggs? 207 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,160 [Nina] Tell him. 208 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,720 I hope I'm doing the right thing. 209 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,120 With donating them to your sister? 210 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,760 Yes. Or I, or I, I could... 211 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:15,760 Tell him. 212 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:19,000 ...freeze them, to protect my own fertility. 213 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,760 Keeping your options open? 214 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,560 Seems like a sensible thing. 215 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:27,000 Tell him. Like ripping off a band-aid. 216 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:30,160 Look, our future, whatever it is, 217 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,360 is independent of that. 218 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:35,680 It is? 219 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,240 -Yeah. -I hope so. I... 220 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,760 I hope that, I hope that's true. 221 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,640 It is. 222 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,920 [Nina] Like Harry said, keep the options open. 223 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,840 Like an insurance policy. 224 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,920 And then we can make a decision later. 225 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,400 Maybe a sibling for Zoe. 226 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,320 And if Billie would like an egg in the future 227 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,560 then we could talk about that. 228 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,480 Yes. 229 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,640 Linda, hi, it's Nina Proudman. 230 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,400 Yes. 231 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,360 Embryos. 232 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:23,360 Let's do it. 233 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,520 [Linda] I think you made a great choice. This is going to be simple. 234 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,880 It's propofol, so you've got somebody to take you home? 235 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,920 Yes, it's arranged. 236 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,000 Fantastic. Let's get started. 237 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,720 I need you to confirm the name 238 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,080 and date of birth on the straw please, Nina. 239 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,520 Reid, Patrick. 240 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,960 Twenty-fourth of the 4th '79. 241 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,880 Here comes the sedative. 242 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,560 See you in a little while. 243 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:29,960 Patrick. 244 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,120 [distorted voice] Wake up, Nina. 245 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,480 We've got eight eggs. 246 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,840 Eight, not twelve? 247 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,320 Some weren't successful but eight is a great number. 248 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,920 I'm a working mother. I'm high. 249 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,120 We're going to fertilize the eggs with Patrick's sperm, 250 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,280 and then we'll observe the embryos for a few days 251 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,960 until we either freeze them or implant them. 252 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,680 Hmm. 253 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,800 [chair rattles] 254 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,000 There he is. 255 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,600 She's still a bit woozy. 256 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,960 It'll wear off but she'll sleep well tonight. 257 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,720 Hey. He's so lovely. He doesn't know. 258 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:53,560 Wow, let's, let's get you home. 259 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,960 I'll be in touch, Nina. 260 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,800 Carved out of a mountain. 261 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,160 Pick me up. 262 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,320 -Carry me. -Yeah? 263 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,040 Yeah. Come. 264 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,040 Hmm. 265 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:08,280 Whoa. 266 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,560 -He's carrying me. -[chuckles] 267 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,920 [Nina] Straight to bed, sleep this off in private 268 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,320 and no one ever has to know. 269 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,240 [Billie] Hey. 270 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,040 [Nina] Oh, no. 271 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,320 Staging a raid. 272 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,240 What's this? 273 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,400 Hey. 274 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:37,920 Are you drunk? 275 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,920 No, I'm not drunk. Just on drugs. 276 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,400 What'd you give her? 277 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,800 No, not me. 278 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,960 Neens? 279 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,400 What's going on? 280 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,520 Secret. 281 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,280 We--Yeah, we... 282 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,760 have been... 283 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,280 We've...we just were... 284 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:59,000 -You're a shit liar. -I am. I'm shit at it. 285 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,520 Hey, just tell me what's going on. 286 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,200 Harry helped me find my egg. 287 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,400 And now I can give one to you. 288 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,440 I had some eggs taken out for you, 289 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,880 because I want you to have a baby, Billie. 290 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:19,800 -I think maybe we... -No, wait, because I was gonna explain. 291 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,240 -Let me explain. -[Billie] Oh. 292 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:26,200 Billie, we'll make your baby next month. 293 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,360 Because I did something different. Patrick's sperm. 294 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,320 That's what happened. 295 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,800 I didn't tell you 296 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,480 because you said we were separate from that. 297 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,640 And I wanted you to still like me. 298 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,960 I don't know what she's saying. 299 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,040 Nina, what did you do with Patrick's sperm? 300 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,280 I used it. 301 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,600 Made embryos. 302 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,200 -Neens. -[Nina grunts] 303 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,600 Did you know about this? 304 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,560 Ah, she told me she was donating an egg to you. 305 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,800 No, I said I was checking to see if I could. 306 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,920 That's how it started. 307 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,320 I told you a bit and I told you a different bit. 308 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,880 I love you, Billie. 309 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,400 Um, 310 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,880 I need to, I need to go. 311 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,400 -Yeah, of course. -Goodnight. 312 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:24,240 ♪ You know I need the darkness ♪ 313 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,080 ♪ Just as much as I need ♪ 314 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,560 ♪ The light ♪ 315 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,760 ♪ You know I need solitude ♪ 316 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:46,640 ♪ Just as much as I need you by my side ♪ 317 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,160 [Nina snoring] 318 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,360 [Nina] Two o'clock. The wedding. 319 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,360 What have you done? What did you say? 320 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,080 Billie. 321 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:18,680 ♪ Over, it's not over till it's over ♪ 322 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,560 ♪ It's not over, yeah ♪ 323 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,440 ♪ It's not over ♪ 324 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,200 [Nina] Oh, my God. 325 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,520 [bells tolling] 326 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,920 [Jimmy] Good afternoon. 327 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,200 Welcome. 328 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,840 Well, 329 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,920 here we are. 330 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,400 -Hello, lovely people. -Hello. 331 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,760 Zoe's inside. 332 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,320 [Nina] Billie. Can we just... 333 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,160 [Jimmy] Welcome. 334 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:58,520 I want to explain how this happened. 335 00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,880 Not today. 336 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,160 I don't think it's fair to Cherie and Martin 337 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,680 if we have this out at their wedding. 338 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,599 I regret everything. 339 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,520 Okay. 340 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,200 [peacocks squawking] 341 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,400 Well, I'll take whatever response you have. I've earned it. 342 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,240 Like I said, just not today. 343 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,440 -Okay. -Okay, thanks. 344 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,480 Aha! Here he is. Nina, Nina. 345 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:26,599 May I introduce the older, smarter, more charming of the Clegg brothers. 346 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,720 Benedict Clegg, Esquire. 347 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,400 -Hello, Benedict. -Hello. 348 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:32,040 Nina is single. 349 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,680 -Oh. -Yes. 350 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,080 Hey, man, great costume. 351 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,520 -It's not a costume. -[chuckles] 352 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:40,840 Cool. 353 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,440 -Well, entree. -Merci, monsieur. 354 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,520 -Shall we go in? -Um... 355 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,400 actually, Renato, would it be all right if... 356 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,160 I asked you to go home? 357 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,360 -Cold feet? -It's crazy I know, but... 358 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,640 [sighs] I'm sorry. 359 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,000 Say no more. 360 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,600 Have a lovely time. 361 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,320 Thank you. 362 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,320 And keep this outfit on for later. 363 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,280 [both laughing] 364 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:26,720 -Bye. -Bye. 365 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,000 [classical music playing] 366 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,200 [talking indistinctly] 367 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,480 Just a minute. 368 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:49,520 Harry. 369 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,800 -Hi. -Hi. 370 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:52,800 I, um, I know... 371 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,160 Last night I don't even know what I said to you, but I'm guessing it was not good. 372 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:03,320 Ah, you said you were using your previous partner's sperm 373 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,520 to fertilize embryos. 374 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,880 Oh, I... I did? 375 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,320 I mean, I... 376 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,320 that's true. 377 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,720 What you told me was you were having eggs retrieved 378 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,960 so you could help Billie conceive. 379 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,120 I know. 380 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,800 You can see I'm confused. 381 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,320 I'm really sorry. I... 382 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,920 I know it's not the time or the place to do this 383 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,320 but I just, I'd love to explain to you 384 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,080 ‘cause I just... 385 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,600 -I'll let you get back to the wedding. -Hmm. 386 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,200 -[Kim] We have a problem. -Oh. 387 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,640 I think I broke Cherie. 388 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,120 Come on. 389 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,760 Sorry. 390 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,520 [knocking on door] 391 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,280 Cherie, my love? 392 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,880 Please, just let us know you're all right. 393 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,680 [Cherie] I must be crazy. 394 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,320 A marriage without sex? 395 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,280 Martin can't be happy like this. 396 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,760 Does he know me at all? 397 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,440 What about the whole "I'm marrying my best friend" bit? 398 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,080 That was the ravings of a sex-starved lunatic. 399 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,720 This is the rest of my life. 400 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,840 That was all my stupid idea. 401 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,520 -Yeah, I hear that. -Shut up. 402 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,680 You were right, Kim. 403 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,840 Better than a best friend is a best friend you can root. 404 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,360 Oh, no, no, no, no, Cherie. No, don't listen to me, 405 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,520 especially when I'm destroying people's happiness. 406 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,120 Can I just have a bit more time? 407 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,240 -Yeah. -No. 408 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,560 No, Cherie, you can't stay in there. 409 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:54,760 I'm not coming out. 410 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,400 -Oh. -Ow. 411 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,400 -[Clegg] Jess. -[Jess.] Mmm? 412 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,040 If you and Kim are still looking to sire a child, 413 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,600 my brother Benedict is in town for a week and... 414 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,200 We're not, but thanks. 415 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,200 You found someone? 416 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,920 No. 417 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,600 Martin... 418 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,120 What? 419 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,440 Martin. 420 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,680 Nina, the dancing is later. 421 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:21,960 Could you please come with me? 422 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,520 -What is it-- -Just come with me. 423 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,240 Cherie? 424 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,560 I'm sorry, Martin. 425 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,360 I understand, 426 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,040 if you don't want to marry me. 427 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,000 I wondered, though, if you'd, um, 428 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,480 do me the honor of listening to the, the vows I've written? 429 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:24,040 Uh, even if we don't get married, I'd still, still like to read them to you. 430 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,080 Okay. 431 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,440 [sighs and mumbles] 432 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,720 "I know that I am a strange man. 433 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,480 And I know the loneliness of a strange man. 434 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:44,840 But, Cherie, 435 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,400 if you have doubts on our wedding day, 436 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,960 and if you lock yourself in this room 437 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,640 because you are afraid of a lifetime without sex--" 438 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,720 -What? -Let me finish, darling, please. 439 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:00,200 -Those aren't your vows. -They are. 440 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,120 Cherie, these are his vows. They're all written down. 441 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,480 "I hope that you will remember that your 442 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,200 husband to be 443 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,880 understands you, with all of his heart. 444 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,640 Because it is with all of his heart that he loves you. 445 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,000 Please don't turn me away. 446 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,840 [sniffs] 447 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,920 Don't turn me away because I thought this love was beyond me." 448 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,080 You knew? 449 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:49,720 Martin, 450 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,920 we need to have sex. 451 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,240 It's the only thing that's gonna save this marriage. 452 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,600 Really? 453 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,000 [clears throat] 454 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,640 [indistinct conversation] 455 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,200 Shall we? 456 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,680 Yeah. 457 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,200 What are we waiting for now? 458 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,960 [Cherie moaning] 459 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,280 [Cherie and Martin moaning] 460 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,840 [moaning continues] 461 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,920 Oh, Martin! Martin! Martin! 462 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,320 [Celebrant] Now to the vows. 463 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,560 Our couple have written their own vows today 464 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,880 and they're beautiful. 465 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,560 So, Cherie and Martin, take it away. 466 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,320 -Do you? -I do. You? 467 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,640 You bet I do. 468 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,120 Then without further ado, 469 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,880 and with the power vested in me by the state of Victoria 470 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,000 and the Commonwealth of Australia, 471 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,760 I now pronounce you married. 472 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,760 You may kiss each other. 473 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,160 [wedding music playing] 474 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,640 [applauding and cheering] 475 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,360 -Yay. -Yeah! 476 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,440 [woman] Yeah! 477 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,440 You look beautiful today, Mom. 478 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,280 [classical music playing] 479 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:02,560 You've outdone yourself, Martin. 480 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,360 [Martin] Dark magnificence. 481 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,760 And there it is, the piece de resistance. 482 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,320 So impressive. 483 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,920 Hey, guys, who wants to watch a movie? 484 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,760 -[children exclaiming in excitement] -Yeah. 485 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,320 Have a lovely night. 486 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,200 -Goodnight. -Night night. 487 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,480 -See you in the morning. -Thank you. 488 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,480 Come on, guys, let's go. Come on. 489 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,000 Amen. Let's get loose. 490 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,640 Ah, excuse me, you have not had any dinner 491 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,880 or lunch or breakfast. Are you sure that... 492 00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:32,200 Hmm. 493 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,600 What are you, a policeman? 494 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,720 -No, ma'am. -Good. 495 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,600 [clears throat] 496 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,360 [indistinct chatter] 497 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,000 [glass clinking] 498 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,680 Good evening, 499 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,920 XX and XY chromosomes. 500 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,040 [laughs loudly] 501 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,840 We begin the evening with messages 502 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,360 from those who couldn't be here with us tonight. 503 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,720 The first one is from a gamete. She writes, 504 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,840 "Sorry I couldn't make the party, but without any cleavage, 505 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,800 I'm only half the fun anyway." 506 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,160 -Make it stop. -Right. 507 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,480 Ah, here's one from a Mick Holland. 508 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,360 "Cherie and Martin, 509 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,120 wishing you a long and happy life together, 510 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,720 filled with adventure. 511 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,240 If you are half as happy in your marriage as I am in mine, 512 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,240 you will be truly blessed. 513 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,640 Big love, Mick." 514 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,320 Here's one from Elvis Kwan. 515 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,440 "While you're all there, 516 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,200 I'm back at work trying on your clothes." 517 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,520 Ring ring. 518 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,960 Yes, hello, this is Nina Proudman. 519 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,160 Yes. [chuckles] Martin. 520 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,080 And finally, 521 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,280 from Leo Taylor. 522 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,960 "Dear Cherie and Martin, 523 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,840 I'm so happy that in the busyness of life, 524 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,800 two such wonderful people have found each other. 525 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,640 A day like today is about nothing but love. 526 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,840 and I wish you 527 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,840 nothing but love. 528 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,280 Not just for today, 529 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:13,960 but forever. 530 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:20,200 And my wish for all of your guests is that everyone finds the love 531 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,920 that they're looking for." 532 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,080 Cherie and Martin. 533 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,120 -Cherie and Martin. -Cherie and Martin. Bravo! 534 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,080 [guests cheering] 535 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,240 [woman] Wohoo! 536 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,240 Thank you. 537 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,560 I'm really sorry, Billie. 538 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,720 What I did was 539 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,680 idiotic and thoughtless. 540 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,480 I know you must be going through a major thing 541 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,000 and I really want to be there for you, but... 542 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,280 I just, I didn't know what to do. 543 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,440 But I didn't mean to hurt you. 544 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,880 That's kind of the worst part. 545 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,800 I really want you to have a child, Billie. 546 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,360 Not your decision. 547 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,640 Well, why did you bring up the idea of donating eggs? 548 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,840 You said, why hadn't I offered you an egg-- 549 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,960 I know what I said. 550 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,160 Well that sounded to me like you wanted an egg. 551 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,600 If I'd wanted that, believe me, Nina, I would have asked for it. 552 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,720 Do you know what, what really pisses me off? 553 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,400 You don't believe that I can be happy without children, 554 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,120 and you have to keep shoving me off balance with this message 555 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,120 about what I should be doing without even... 556 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,560 -Sorry. -No, without even consulting me 557 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:57,840 about what I want. 558 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,640 I think you would make a wonderful mother. 559 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,640 And I would do anything to make you happy. 560 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,080 Don't. Don't do this. Don't make out like 561 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,520 this is some gift to me. This is, this is about you. 562 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,720 -No, it's not-- -No, you need to hear this 563 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,240 because you didn't do anything for me. 564 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,560 You used me as an excuse. What you actually did 565 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,160 is you made your own embryos. 566 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,000 Well, it made sense at the time. 567 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,000 I thought if I kept my options open, I could make the decision later. 568 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,480 Well, you made the decision. 569 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,160 It's like 570 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,640 dangling a carrot in front of my face and then eating it yourself. 571 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,400 No one can break my heart the way you can. 572 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,320 Excuse me. 573 00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,320 Nina, Nina. Um, see that door? 574 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,320 Can you hold that open for me in twenty minutes? 575 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,680 I'm not sure I follow. 576 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,680 Can you, can you just do it? 577 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:18,720 [glass clinking] 578 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,840 Okay, sure. 579 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,120 Twenty. 580 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,440 All right, everyone. 581 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,080 It's time for the wedding dance. 582 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,920 I'm sure we've all been studying the steps. [chuckles] 583 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,520 [Nina] Oh, the fucking dance. 584 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,120 [instrumental music playing] 585 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,880 [Kim] Spin the emu. Three, four, five, six. 586 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,000 Pineapple, two, three, four, five, six. 587 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,400 Blow the leaves. 588 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,560 Two, three, four, five, six. 589 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,040 Fang, two, three. 590 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,000 Nina, you didn't watch the video. 591 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,200 Three, four, five, six. 592 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,200 Fang, two, three, four, five, six. 593 00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,680 Nina. 594 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,440 [sighs] 595 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,240 Four, five, six. Spin the emu. 596 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,920 Three, four, five, six-- Where are you going? Don't leave me. 597 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,760 It's a progressive dance. Going to my next partner. 598 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,680 What is it? 599 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,920 -You okay? You're not okay, are you? -No, I'm not. 600 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,120 What's the matter? You don't want to talk about it? 601 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,040 No. 602 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,520 Jimmy, how am I going to fix what I've done? 603 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,800 -It can't be that bad. -It's bad. 604 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,600 -Time to go. Sorry. -Ow. 605 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,120 -[Clegg] Nina? -[Nina] Mmm? 606 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,560 Did you bother to watch my instructional video at all? 607 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,760 I'm sorry, Martin, I just didn't have time. 608 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,200 All right, just watch me. 609 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,720 Relevé, bourrée, on turn. 610 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,520 Now, 611 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,160 how hard is that? 612 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:00,360 I did that. 613 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,240 -I'm trying. -Try harder. 614 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,600 -Follow me. -Okay. 615 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,760 -Bow. -How do you know the steps? 616 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,880 I watched the video. 617 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:15,600 And around. 618 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,320 Up. Back. Come here. 619 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,080 Turn around. 620 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:32,960 [Clegg] And... 621 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,400 [guests cheering] 622 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,280 [Clegg] Bravo! 623 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,120 Bellissimo! 624 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,360 Bravo. 625 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,840 Harry. 626 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,280 [clears throat] 627 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,440 And now, friends, it's approaching time to cut the wedding cake. 628 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,680 [Will] Jimmy, this is for you. 629 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,480 [guests exclaim in astonishment] 630 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,280 [guests laugh] 631 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,400 See you, Jimmy. 632 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,960 Nina! 633 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,800 Shit. Sorry, Will. 634 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,239 [women cheering] 635 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,360 [Will] Thanks a lot, Nina. 636 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:33,880 Nice running style. 637 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,000 You were going at quite a clip. 638 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,800 Yeah, well, soccer. 639 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,360 So? 640 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,840 Mate, I know, 641 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,320 I know I've acted like a douche and I just hope this helps to, 642 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,280 I don't know, 643 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,560 atone. 644 00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:53,040 And? 645 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,560 I'm sorry. 646 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,200 [sighs] 647 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,000 I want to be part of this family. 648 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,560 How will I know when I'm a Proudman? 649 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,280 [women cheering] 650 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,800 Hi, I'm Zara. 651 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,720 ♪ I'm just ♪ 652 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,320 ♪ Singing a little song ♪ 653 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,840 ♪ For Cherie and Clegg On your Wedding day ♪ 654 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,400 [chuckles] A bit pissed. 655 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,000 Pissed to sing and walk, obviously. 656 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,120 ♪ Waiting for my husband to get a job ♪ 657 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,960 [chuckles] That's a good one. 658 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,720 ♪ Oh, hey ♪ 659 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,240 -How much has she had to drink? -Enough. 660 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,040 Zara. 661 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,400 ♪ You still light up my ♪ 662 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,680 -I'm singing, obviously, -No, singing time's over. 663 00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,680 -What? -Nina. 664 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,160 Why are you always trying to control me? 665 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,960 -No one's trying to control you. -I just would like a little song. 666 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,440 -Oh, shut your stupid doctor face! -You shut your doctor face! 667 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,400 [all gasp] 668 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,560 [Zara] Somebody? Something bad. 669 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,080 [guests exclaim] 670 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,360 [Zara chuckles] 671 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:23,840 [laughter] 672 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:28,920 [Clegg clears throat] Ah, well, um, 673 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,320 obviously, ladies and gentlemen, the ah, the cake has been served. 674 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,920 No no, come on, come on. Please. 675 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,440 Oh, piss off. I'm having a lovely time. 676 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,840 Would you like some help? 677 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,640 No, thank you. She's my wife, I'll handle it. 678 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,240 He'll handle it. 679 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,240 -Come on, let's go get you cleaned up. -Yeah, I think it's quiet time now. 680 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,800 I'd like it. Thank you. 681 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,240 Hi. 682 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,040 Hi. 683 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,480 -You having fun? -Yeah. 684 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,360 Harry, I want to tell you, 685 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,640 um, why I made the decisions that I have. 686 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,960 -You don't have to explain. -No, I want to. 687 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,800 You lied to me. 688 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,240 Which surprises me. 689 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,000 I wouldn't have thought of you that way. 690 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:33,560 You've never lied to anyone? 691 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:35,280 Yeah, I have. 692 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:37,440 But not like this. 693 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,480 Well, for what it's worth the reason I lied to you is because-- 694 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,720 Well, you want me to like you. 695 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,200 That's what you said last night. 696 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,000 I don't know if I can trust my feelings, Harry. 697 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,320 I'm feeling about you... 698 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,280 ...a way I haven't felt about anyone for a very long time. 699 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,160 I've never met anyone quite like you. 700 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,840 You've really hit me for six. 701 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,760 You've hit me for six, too. 702 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,240 You know I'm a crisis manager, right? 703 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,520 Yes. 704 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,520 You know what the number one rule of crisis management is? 705 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,520 What? 706 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,680 See the crisis coming and avoid it. 707 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,680 And you, Nina, are a major event. 708 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,200 You think I'm a disaster? 709 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,480 Yeah, I think you are the loveliest, 710 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,720 loveliest disaster. 711 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,080 And I don't think you're ready to be with me. 712 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,480 So now I'm going to go. 713 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,600 [mellow instrumental music playing] 714 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,760 ♪ Though you're miles and miles away ♪ 715 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,480 ♪ I see you every day ♪ 716 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,920 ♪ I don't have to try ♪ 717 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,520 ♪ I just close my eyes ♪ 718 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,440 ♪ I close my eyes ♪ 719 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,600 ♪ We'll always be together ♪ 720 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,200 ♪ However far it seems ♪ 721 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,000 ♪ Love never ends ♪ 722 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,920 ♪ We'll always be together ♪ 723 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,160 ♪ Together in electric dreams ♪ 724 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,320 ♪ We'll always be together ♪ 725 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,240 ♪ However far it seems ♪ 726 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:07,600 Bye. 727 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,880 [Renato] Hey there. 728 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,720 Good evening. 729 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,440 -So, this is where you live? -Yes, this is where I really live. 730 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,120 Would you like to see inside? 731 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,440 I'd love to. 732 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:26,720 [giggles] 733 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,680 Sip. 734 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,920 -Little sips. -What's that for? 735 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,440 -In case you throw up. -I'm not going to throw up. 736 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,200 Oh, don't, don't rub my back. It's making me seasick. 737 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,240 I trashed a wedding cake. 738 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,280 I showed everyone my penis. 739 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,640 All good. 740 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,400 Are you angry with me? 741 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,480 No. 742 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,040 But, I am in your bad books. 743 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,480 No. 744 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,160 -Are you okay? -Oh, I'm pretty pissed. 745 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,800 But in a bigger sense. 746 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,640 I think I'm going to throw up. 747 00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,680 No. No, I'm not. 748 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,160 Actually, I think I-- [retching] 749 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,680 There we go. Get it out. 750 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,840 Get it all out. 751 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,760 [Zara groans] 752 00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,720 Get it all out. 753 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,080 -No, I think it's, no, I think I'm okay. -You all right? 754 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,440 Yeah, I think I could probably even have an-- [retching] 755 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:49,520 [retches] 756 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,240 You ok-- 757 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,840 Hi. 758 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,240 I finished unpacking. 759 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,640 Anything you don't like where it is, we can move it. 760 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,920 Welcome to your new home. 761 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,880 Pretty fuckin' classy. 762 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,880 Do you like it? 763 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,280 Nice job. 764 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,320 Your home, too. 765 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:51,480 ♪ This is the last time I wonder ♪ 766 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:57,680 ♪ This is the last time I worry at all ♪ 767 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:09,040 ♪ You're always right ♪ 768 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,280 [Nina] A disaster. 769 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:18,520 ♪ You're always right ♪ 770 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,000 ♪ I'm sure that things will clear up ♪ 771 00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:38,160 ♪ I'm sure that things will clear Right up ♪ 772 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,240 Patrick, I don't want to be in the real world anymore. 773 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Come to bed. 774 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:49,280 ♪ I'm sure that things will clear up ♪ 775 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:55,600 ♪ I'm sure that things will clear Right up ♪ 776 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:05,480 ♪ And I'm sure that I can be simple ♪ 777 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:12,400 ♪ I'm sure that I can turn My life around ♪ 53926

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