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S01E01
Pilot
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Mom, check it.
Fresh as hell, right?
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Eddie, don't say "hell."
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He also said "butthole" in the car.
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Shut up, Evan, you little Chinese narc!
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- Isn't that necklace heavy?
- Life's heavy, son.
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Please, mom, can I get this?
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How much?
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Too much.
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Moms thought everything was too much.
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She never understood that you
couldn't haggle at jcpenney.
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It's like, "those are set prices, mom."
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That's me,
your boy Eddie Huang in the headphones.
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My family was moving from Washington, D.C.,
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to Orlando, Florida.
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I was 11 years old, and it was 1995.
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This is the story of my family,
an American family, the Huangs.
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That's my dad.
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He loved everything about America.
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Full-on bought into the American dream.
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Moms was always hard on me
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way before all that "tiger mom" stuff.
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She thought I was trying to cause trouble
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wearing that nas shirt,
but she didn't understand.
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If you were an outsider,
hip-hop was your anthem.
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And I was definitely the
black sheep in my family.
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These other people are Emery,
Evan, and grandma. Whatever.
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Was I excited about the move? No.
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Did anyone ask me if I was excited?
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Hell, no.
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But it's hard getting
respect when you're 11.
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Ugh, dad!
Turn off the music!
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Eddie,
I know you're not excited to leave D.C.,
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but you're gonna love Orlando.
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I've been there for six months
setting up the restaurant,
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and I've grown to love it
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like the daughter we wished Evan had been.
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Hmm? I don't know why we have to move.
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Why couldn't you keep
on going back and forth
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between Orlando and D.C.?
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Because I didn't come to America
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to work for your mom's brother
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selling furniture for the rest of my life.
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Your father is right.
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This is why we left Chinatown in D.C.
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This is why we left our family and friends.
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Exactly.
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This is why we left everything we know
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to come to a place where we know nothing
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and where the humidity
is not good for my hair.
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- Right, okay.
- And for what?
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So your father can own a cowboy restaurant.
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It's called Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse,
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and I can't wait for you all to see it.
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It is beautiful.
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It is big, brown, and beautiful.
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- Like Shaq?
- Exactly like Shaq.
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Why you like Shaq so much?
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Why you not like Pete Sampras?
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So sexy. All that hair.
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He's okay.
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Oh, your favorite song.
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Lot of white folks here.
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Not like back in D.C.
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Yeah.
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The only white people we ever saw there
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were the tourists who got lost.
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White. House.
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Hey, you boys just gonna sit there
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or pick up a box and help?
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Mom, is there a Chinatown in Orlando?
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Hey, no more question, Barbara Walters.
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Pick up a lamp.
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Well, hi. Welcome to the neighborhood.
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I'm Deidre. This is Amanda.
This is Samantha.
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This is Lisa. This is Carol-Joan.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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- I'm Jessica.
- Oh.
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I was expecting something
a little more exotic,
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but I love the name Jessica.
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Had a sorority sister with that name.
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She died in a horrible riptide accident,
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but we dedicated a section
of the highway to her.
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Anyway, where you guys from?
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My parents were born in Taiwan,
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but my brothers and I were born in D.C.
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Oh! Your English is very good!
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Are you all sister?
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Anyhoo, well, we've got to motor,
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but we go rollerblading every day,
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so if you ever want to join us,
just give us a holler.
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Come on.
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The loudest one seem to be their queen.
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So, who's hungry?
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The cactuses were planted in old spittoons.
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I wanted it to be authentic,
you know, like the real wild west.
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The waiters used to wear spurs,
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but they were right at achilles level,
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so we had to switch to the black reeboks.
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Right, Nancy?
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I got sliced up pretty bad.
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She did.
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Dude, where the hell are we?
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I don't think Shaq eats here.
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Were there bears in the old west?
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Ni ta�i ma�nle.
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Where are all the customer?
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Technically,
we are still in our soft opening, so...
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Louis, there is hardly anyone here,
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and that table is only drinking water.
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Hey, why you not drink beer?!
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The restaurant is doing well, okay?
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Just not as well as it could be.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Because I didn't want to
give you another reason
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not to move here.
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I just have to figure out
why the people aren't coming.
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Maybe it's the food.
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It's not the food.
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The food is perfect.
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Hector's a genius.
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Can I sit next to you on the bus?
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Sure. If you want.
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Me and Emery are gonna sit
next to each other on our bus.
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You're on a different bus
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because you're at a different school,
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so I don't know who you'll sit next to.
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Definitely not Emery, though.
He'll be next to me.
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Oh, shut up, Evan.
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Mom, why do we have to
start school on a Wednesday?
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Why can't we wait till Monday?
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Why wait? You need to go to school
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so you go to college so
you can make lots of money.
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All you care about is money.
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Do me a favor. Go find a homeless man.
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Ask him if he thinks money matters.
You tell me what he says.
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You're all about the eggs.
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Eddie, eggs are life.
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You came from my eggs.
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Okay, so...
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I want you all to be polite,
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respectful, and don't make waves.
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Why you only looking at me?
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No, I'm talking to all of you.
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Dude, you were looking right at me.
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Okay, I was talking to you.
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Why do all your shirts
have black men on them?
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It's notorious B.I.G.!
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Me and him are both dudes with mad dreams,
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just trying to get a little
bit of respect in the game,
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just trying to get a nut.
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Jessica, I figured it out.
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Dad, how come we have to
start school on a Wednesday?
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That's a great question. Go to school.
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Go, go, go, go.
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I was blow-drying my hair,
and I figured it out...
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how the restaurant can
attract bigger crowds.
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Well, how?
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I need to hire a white host.
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Instead of people coming in
and seeing a Chinese face
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and saying, "huh?
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I thought this was an old west steakhouse,"
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they see a white face and say,
"oh, hello, white friend.
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I am comfortable."
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See?
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Exactly. Not welcoming.
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That's why no to your face
and yes to the white face!
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Nice, happy white face, like Bill Pullman.
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Class,
I'd like to introduce you to a new student.
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I know it's a little unorthodox
being a Wednesday and all,
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but I'd like you all to give a warm,
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Abraham Lincoln middle school welcome to...
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"Hung-ge Yi Minge."
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Yeah, call me Eddie.
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Oh, thank God.
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What's up? Cool if I sit?
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No.
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Fine, but don't try to talk to me.
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I don't like kids.
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My best friend is a 40-year-old man.
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Yo. Yo, Chinese kid.
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What's your name again? Something Chinese?
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My name's Eddie.
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Eddie?
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You into B.I.G.?
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Yeah, man. He's sick.
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I bought "Ready to die"
the day it came out.
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You bought it? I stole it.
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- Yo, come sit with us.
- Yeah?
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Okay, man. Cool.
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A white dude and an Asian dude
bonding over a black dude.
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This cafeteria's ridiculous.
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So, I'm Eddie.
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- What's up?
- Hey, dude.
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What's up, man?
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Yeah, so my cousin told me about B.I.G.
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when I went to visit him last summer,
and he...
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Oh! What is that?! Gross!
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It's Chinese food. My mom made it.
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Get it out of here! Oh, my God!
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Ying Ding's eating worms.
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Go! Go! Oh! Get that out of here!
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Go! Dude, that smells nasty!
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Oh, it didn't go well?
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The white people didn't
welcome you with open arms?
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What? Sit elsewhere, B.I.G.
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Oh,
I cannot believe Jake slept with Brittany.
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He knew Palmer woodward was using her
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as part of a plot to destroy him
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and help Amanda take controlling
interest of Melrose Place.
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Right, Jessica?
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Yes. All those white people
sound like they are making mistake.
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Oh, the school bus is here!
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I should go see how my boys' day was.
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Okay, sugar.
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Bye. I'm making you a mixtape.
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I hope you like Eric Clapton.
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Thank you.
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Hey.
So, how was your first...
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They said my lunch smelled!
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It smelled delicious?
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No, they said it stank, mom!
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I had to eat behind the gym
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where the janitor flies his kite.
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This is nice.
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Well, those kids,
they just don't know, that's all.
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It just... it just take time to
get used to something different.
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I hate it here! I want to go back to D.C.
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Eddie, that's not possible.
We are here now.
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We have to make the best of it.
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Like I am doing with this neighbor woman.
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You think I like pretending
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Samantha isn't carrying a
baggie of dog poops in her hand?
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No! I don't like this!
We all see the poops there!
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It's rolling around! But I am trying!
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You have to try, too.
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You're never on my side.
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Eddie. Eddie, wait!
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Hey, mom.
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This is my girlfriend, Kim.
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Hi, Mrs. Huang.
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- I'm gonna walk her home, okay?
- Bye, Mrs. Huang.
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Mom.
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There's a fat kid at school named J.J.,
and he's hilarious.
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Help mommy.
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Comic sans. That's a funny font.
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Thank you.
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It's a great resume.
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Yeah, I've always wanted
to work at a Golden Corral.
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This isn't a Golden Corral.
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Yes, it is. Isn't it?
This is Cattleman's Ranch.
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But I thought like a spin-off of Golden
Corral 'cause it's got all the same stuff.
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It's not the same stuff.
It's very different stuff.
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Well, that bear is the same.
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No, that bear is brown.
257
00:11:07,443 --> 00:11:09,010
At Golden Corral, the bear is black.
258
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,045
- The snake skins?
- Different snake.
259
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,780
Completely different snake.
260
00:11:12,815 --> 00:11:14,082
Okay, yeah. Look, you're the boss.
261
00:11:14,116 --> 00:11:15,783
If you tell me
this is not a Golden Corral,
262
00:11:15,818 --> 00:11:17,185
- I'm gonna believe you.
- No, it's completely different.
263
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,386
- You're crazy.
- I am.
264
00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,854
I'm... I mean, I'm not super crazy,
265
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,756
'cause it does look exactly the same.
266
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:24,358
This is the original
Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse.
267
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:27,195
- So there's more than one?
- N-no, there's just one.
268
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,363
There's no other restaurant like it, okay?
269
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,299
- Okay.
- Okay.
270
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,434
So, Mitch, tell me... where are you from?
271
00:11:33,469 --> 00:11:34,469
Orlando, born and raised.
272
00:11:34,503 --> 00:11:35,736
I love Orlando.
273
00:11:35,771 --> 00:11:37,672
Where else am I gonna see an alligator
274
00:11:37,706 --> 00:11:39,507
run out on the street and eat a cat?
275
00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:40,808
I am a cat person, too.
276
00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:43,744
- That's good.
- Yeah.
277
00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,639
Mitch, you're hired.
278
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:50,751
Well, Evan is not going to school today.
279
00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:53,220
His fat friend J.J. gave him string cheese,
280
00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,722
and apparently, he is lactose intolerant.
281
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,224
His body is rejecting white culture,
282
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,060
which make me kind of proud.
283
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:00,895
Good job, Evan.
284
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,930
Mom, no! I don't want Chinese lunch!
285
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:04,465
I want white-people food!
286
00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,634
The kids at school will get used to it!
287
00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,003
Ugh! You're never on my side.
288
00:12:15,510 --> 00:12:16,610
What are you doing?
289
00:12:16,645 --> 00:12:18,846
You're not gonna have any lunch to eat.
290
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,014
I'll be fine.
291
00:12:20,048 --> 00:12:22,016
Kids aren't teasing you about your lunch?
292
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,517
- No, not yet.
- They will.
293
00:12:23,552 --> 00:12:25,586
- People here suck.
- Totally.
294
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,087
- Hey, Emery!
- Hey, what's up?
295
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,490
Oh, hey, Emery. You coming to
my birthday party next weekend?
296
00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:30,758
Hey, George. I'll be there.
297
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:33,409
Hey, boo. Got you a soda.
298
00:12:34,162 --> 00:12:35,863
Why aren't chicks bringing me soda?
299
00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:38,085
You want it too much.
300
00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:42,338
Hey, Mitch.
Hey. How's the lunch...
301
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,813
crowd?
302
00:12:45,407 --> 00:12:46,640
It's still the same?
303
00:12:46,675 --> 00:12:48,242
I just think we have to give it time,
you know?
304
00:12:48,276 --> 00:12:49,510
- Get the word out there.
- No.
305
00:12:49,544 --> 00:12:51,378
I moved my whole family here for this.
306
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:54,014
I need your caucasian features to work now!
307
00:12:54,049 --> 00:12:55,683
My wife is not a patient woman.
308
00:12:55,717 --> 00:12:58,319
Do you know how many times
she tried to start a garden?
309
00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,554
Have you ever seen a
woman yelling at seeds?
310
00:13:00,588 --> 00:13:02,556
- "Grow! Grow!"
- I hear you.
311
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:05,159
You know, my mom is the worst roommate.
312
00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:08,595
It's like, if you're making toast,
make us both toast.
313
00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:11,432
Uh, that's why there's two slots, you know?
314
00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:17,404
I talked to my sister today.
315
00:13:17,439 --> 00:13:19,006
My brother bought a brand-new miata.
316
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,341
It's not new.
There's no way that car is new.
317
00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:22,443
- I think it's new.
- No.
318
00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:23,443
- New.
- No.
319
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:24,645
It's not new.
320
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,248
Eddie, why are you eating so much?
321
00:13:28,283 --> 00:13:29,516
I'm hungry.
322
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:30,884
Didn't you eat your lunch today?
323
00:13:30,919 --> 00:13:32,519
Yeah, but I'm still hungry.
324
00:13:32,554 --> 00:13:33,787
Oh, okay.
325
00:13:33,822 --> 00:13:35,756
How you like the xiaolongbao I pack you?
326
00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:38,383
- It was really good.
- Liar.
327
00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:40,960
I did not pack xiaolongbao!
328
00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:43,864
Okay. Fine.
329
00:13:44,885 --> 00:13:45,947
I threw my lunch away.
330
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:46,900
- I cannot believe you, Eddie!
- Come on, Eddie.
331
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:48,235
- That's wasteful, man.
- This is good food I make.
332
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:49,937
You love my food.
333
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:52,039
I need white-people lunch.
334
00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:53,874
That gets me a seat at the table.
335
00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:56,476
And then you get to change the rules.
336
00:13:56,511 --> 00:13:58,412
Represent, like nas says.
337
00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:01,548
I'm not trying to eat with the
janitor for the rest of my life.
338
00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,450
I got big plans.
339
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:05,752
First, get a seat at the table.
340
00:14:05,787 --> 00:14:07,821
Second, meet Shaq.
341
00:14:07,855 --> 00:14:10,223
Third, change the game.
342
00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:13,193
Possibly with the help of Shaq.
343
00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:16,096
Damn it, that was beautiful.
344
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:20,100
That filthy music you listen
to turned you into a poet, boy.
345
00:14:21,535 --> 00:14:22,402
Okay.
346
00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:24,979
What is this white-people lunch?
347
00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:30,710
What is this store so excited about?
348
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:34,214
This is where lunchables live, mom.
349
00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:38,552
If we get separated,
try and join a white family.
350
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:42,422
You will be safe there
until I can find you.
351
00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,508
Whoa.
352
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,603
This is not how I like to shop.
353
00:14:55,637 --> 00:14:58,439
This place looks like a hospital.
354
00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,752
I miss the taiwanese markets back in D.C.
355
00:15:00,772 --> 00:15:02,618
They make me feel so calm.
356
00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:16,857
Wow.
357
00:15:16,892 --> 00:15:19,382
Everything fits perfectly inside the box.
358
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,362
Awesome!
359
00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:23,998
You want to fit inside a box?
360
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:25,252
That's so American.
361
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:29,003
- Why are you so American?
- Fiesta tortilla chip? Free sample.
362
00:15:29,038 --> 00:15:31,839
This is free? Okay!
363
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:37,753
How are you doing?
364
00:15:37,773 --> 00:15:40,141
Everyone getting ready for the shoot?
You good, Nancy?
365
00:15:40,161 --> 00:15:42,106
Can I have Saturday off?
I'm deejaying a bat mitzvah.
366
00:15:42,126 --> 00:15:43,485
Nope.
367
00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:45,920
Hey, Joe,
no Margaritas till after the shoot, okay?
368
00:15:45,955 --> 00:15:48,289
Okay.
369
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,191
Hey, Mr. Cattleman.
370
00:15:50,226 --> 00:15:51,793
How we feeling? We all ready to go?
371
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,328
Uh, not really.
372
00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:55,063
I feel like I've told you numerous times.
373
00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:57,632
I don't want to do this,
but all you do is smile and nod.
374
00:15:58,868 --> 00:16:00,702
No, you're doing it.
No, that... you're doing it.
375
00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,628
What is all this, Louis?
376
00:16:03,772 --> 00:16:06,508
We are shooting a local commercial.
377
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,710
A commercial? Why didn't you tell me?
378
00:16:08,744 --> 00:16:10,845
How much is this going to cost us?!
379
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,900
Come here. Come on.
380
00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:16,284
I miss our family and
friends in Washington, D.C.
381
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:18,686
And Eddie's having a hard time at school.
382
00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,588
And Evan is lactose intolerant.
383
00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:21,923
And Emery...
384
00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:24,092
well, Emery's doing surprisingly well.
385
00:16:24,126 --> 00:16:26,961
But all you care about
is the stupid restaurant,
386
00:16:26,996 --> 00:16:28,897
which is the whole reason
I agreed to move here!
387
00:16:28,931 --> 00:16:30,765
Because you say it was doing well!
388
00:16:30,799 --> 00:16:33,468
It's not doing well!
And so I am worried about money.
389
00:16:33,502 --> 00:16:35,803
And look at my hair!
390
00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,805
My hair is terrible!
391
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,274
Your hair is terrible, but so was mine.
392
00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:42,210
And I fixed it using product.
393
00:16:42,244 --> 00:16:44,312
I love that you have big dreams,
394
00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:46,948
but I don't want to lose everything, Louis.
395
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,182
Let's just go home.
396
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:49,417
- We can't do that.
- Why?
397
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:51,319
What's so important we had to move here
398
00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:54,109
and change our whole lives?
399
00:16:54,943 --> 00:16:56,657
Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Huang.
400
00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:58,909
The burro is ready for blocking.
401
00:17:00,095 --> 00:17:01,863
Thank you, Nancy.
402
00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:04,610
We'll discuss this later.
403
00:17:10,706 --> 00:17:11,706
Oh, cool.
404
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,774
You got turkey and cheese lunchables?
405
00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:16,611
I got pizza.
406
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:23,517
Yo, man! What you doing?!
407
00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:25,686
Get used to it.
You're the one at the bottom now.
408
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:26,787
No, I'm not!
409
00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:28,189
Yeah, you are!
410
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,163
It's my turn, chink!
411
00:17:42,838 --> 00:17:45,206
And according to the lunch monitor,
412
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,208
he kicked him in the groinal area,
413
00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:48,676
shoved pudding in his face,
414
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,811
and unleashed a stream of obscenities
415
00:17:50,846 --> 00:17:53,581
I can't repeat because God is listening.
416
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,840
There were some words he used
that I've never heard before,
417
00:17:56,860 --> 00:17:58,752
and I grew up in Boston.
418
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:03,057
This is a very serious offense,
Mr. and Mrs. Huang.
419
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:06,229
Yes, it is. We are very upset.
420
00:18:07,535 --> 00:18:11,154
That you didn't do
anything to defend Eddie.
421
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:13,200
Excuse me?
422
00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:14,802
That boy called our son a chink.
423
00:18:14,836 --> 00:18:16,003
You think that's okay?
424
00:18:16,037 --> 00:18:17,838
Why didn't you do anything about that?
425
00:18:17,872 --> 00:18:19,406
How come only Eddie's out there?!
426
00:18:19,441 --> 00:18:21,308
How come that boy is not also out there?!
427
00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:22,509
Where are his parents?!
428
00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:24,078
Or his 40-year-old best friend?
429
00:18:24,112 --> 00:18:26,713
And why aren't we talking
about the fact that he has a...
430
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:28,082
40-year-old best friend?!
431
00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:29,917
- The school's fine with that?
- Fishy.
432
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:31,819
I don't think you understand.
433
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:34,288
We're talking about possible suspension.
434
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,191
If you try to suspend
our son because of this,
435
00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:39,593
we will sue everyone in this school.
436
00:18:39,627 --> 00:18:42,763
So fast, it'll make your head spin.
437
00:18:42,797 --> 00:18:45,866
Hey, it's the American way, right?
438
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,134
You know about that.
439
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:55,867
- Oh, I, um, have a coupon for you.
- Oh, yes.
440
00:18:55,887 --> 00:18:57,311
It's a restaurant called Cattleman's ranch.
441
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,445
Special.
442
00:18:58,479 --> 00:18:59,780
You get a free onion blossom
443
00:18:59,814 --> 00:19:03,314
with the purchase of any entree,
but you have to buy a drink.
444
00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,185
W-why did you stand up for me?
445
00:19:05,219 --> 00:19:07,187
You do your best not to make waves,
446
00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:10,323
but I will never be mad at you
for standing up for yourself.
447
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,491
This is why.
448
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,026
This is why what?
449
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,594
This is why we moved here.
450
00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:16,563
I'm sorry for what happened to Eddie,
451
00:19:16,597 --> 00:19:18,532
but it's going to make him stronger.
452
00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,333
In fact, us coming to this new place
453
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,569
is going to make us all stronger.
454
00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:25,609
I came down here,
and I opened a wild west restaurant
455
00:19:25,629 --> 00:19:27,507
because this is the wild west...
456
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:31,103
a lawless land for only
the bravest of families!
457
00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:33,380
There is opportunity here
458
00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:35,734
to make a better life for our family.
459
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,751
I don't want to work for
your brother forever.
460
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,519
No. Me?
461
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,187
I got big dreams.
462
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,429
I got big plans.
463
00:19:43,889 --> 00:19:46,219
Things were okay for us back in D.C.,
464
00:19:46,239 --> 00:19:48,661
but I want more than okay for us.
465
00:19:48,696 --> 00:19:50,997
You're just trying to get a nut, dad.
466
00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:57,237
I want more than okay for us, too.
467
00:19:57,806 --> 00:19:59,646
I am with you.
468
00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:02,332
Nut for me, also.
469
00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:10,595
But this is not the west.
This is the south.
470
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:12,752
If we want to go west,
we should go to California.
471
00:20:12,786 --> 00:20:15,154
Do you know how expensive California is?
472
00:20:15,189 --> 00:20:18,057
This is west for us. This is fine.
473
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,426
When you live in a lunchables world,
474
00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:23,229
it's not always easy being
homemade chinese food.
475
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,864
But it's also what makes you special.
476
00:20:24,898 --> 00:20:26,699
My family was gonna create
their place in Orlando,
477
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,167
and we're gonna do it our way,
478
00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:30,002
because you don't have to
pretend to be someone else
479
00:20:30,037 --> 00:20:31,304
in order to belong.
480
00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:33,239
Yeah, son.
481
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,481
A little bit of respect.
482
00:20:35,742 --> 00:20:38,911
like B.I.G. Said, if you don't know,
now you know.
483
00:20:45,981 --> 00:20:47,047
Hey, y'all.
484
00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:49,149
When my neck gets red
485
00:20:49,184 --> 00:20:52,987
'cause of my white skin
is out in the yellow sun,
486
00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:56,385
I like to come here to Cattleman's ranch,
487
00:20:57,404 --> 00:21:01,073
Where I can get comfortable
along people of my own kind.
488
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,933
Maybe meet my wife or my cousin.
489
00:21:03,953 --> 00:21:05,512
Or my cousin's wife.
490
00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:08,681
For an onion blossom for only 2.99.
491
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,247
Tell them I send you.
492
00:21:10,267 --> 00:21:13,244
Who am I?
Cattleman Mitch.
493
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:16,412
And his pal Eric the donkey.
494
00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:24,005
I think we really have something here.
495
00:21:24,378 --> 00:21:27,810
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