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I'm officially divorced. Now what?
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You know, it's like one
minute you're married,
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the next minute, it's
like, "Yeah, buh-bye.
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See ya. Nice knowin' ya."
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I'm the bad guy. He's the noble one.
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I got sole custody of
Lila's inner bitch.
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You're not going to work
like that, are you?
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Frances, I would like
you to meet Andrew.
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I spent so much time
focusing on the divorce,
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I didn't even let myself
think about the future.
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This is for you, unless it turns out
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to have any value,
then I'd like it back.
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I keep painting them, and every day,
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I keep realizing they're shit.
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Finish a painting. For both of us.
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I'm Jackie. My daughter and I are
moving into the neighborhood.
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How do you have a Tesla?
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It's my... friend woman's.
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You mean "girlfriend"?
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Thank you for the invite.
It was very big of you.
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If he's happy, I'm happy.
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I probably should be thanking you.
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- For what?
- For divorcing him.
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If you could paint a few
more, we have a show.
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That prick from the auction, he's here.
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Can I take you out for dinner sometime?
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I would feel impolite accepting
when I'm here with someone else.
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It's too soon for me to
be getting involved.
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Yeah, I think my exact words were,
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"You were a walking disaster."
And my instincts were right.
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Skip Zakarian wants to rep me.
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This means that we won't
be working together.
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Thanks for everything. I'm done here.
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Robert and Jackie wanna take the
kids to Europe this summer.
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You know what would be
fun to do in Italy?
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- Buy leather.
- Get married. Will you marry me?
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Hello, hello, hello.
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The police are here.
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You embezzled 12 million
dollars from your client?
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Diane, I love you, Diane!
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Oh, my god.
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Jackie and I are getting married.
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Hey, it's me. So yeah, so
take the kids to Italy.
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Have fun.
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Tom, hurry up!
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- Tom!
- Yeah, one sec!
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Move!
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There's water everywhere!
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Tom!
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Tom, the shower curtain, okay?
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Oh, God!
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Oh, goddammit!
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It's about to sound worse than it is.
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What?
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I knew it was going too
well. Is everything okay?
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Everything is fine, but
you have placenta previa.
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Don't know what that
means. Don't like it.
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Your placenta's a little low.
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Still don't know what that
means. Still don't like it.
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Jack, the baby will be fine,
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but you're gonna have to be on bed rest.
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Oh. Okay.
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Oh, good,
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I thought you were
gonna freak out on me.
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No, of course not. I mean...
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whatever's best for the baby.
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And you don't mean like
actual bed rest, right?
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Just like no kickboxing classes?
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Bed rest as in your ass
doesn't leave the mattress.
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How long does that go on?
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Until I say it's okay.
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Oh. Okay, so...
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Wait, like I can't go to work?
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- No.
- Drive?
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- No.
- Sex?
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She asked, but, you know,
I'm mildly curious.
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Don't even think about it.
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We're supposed to get married next week.
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Should I be scared?
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Of the pregnancy? No.
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Of marriage?
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All three of mine were train wrecks.
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See you in two weeks.
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Oh, hi, honey. It's your mom.
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Um, 'cause that's what moms do,
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they call.
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And when they don't hear back,
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they call again, so...
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Kidding! Um...
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Call me! I love you! Bye-bye.
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I, um...
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Made you a quinoa jar for later.
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Aw, that's so sweet, but
I'm gonna try to get
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those bitches from accessories
to invite me out.
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I'm still trying to make some friends.
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It's a rough schoolyard.
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Oh. Okay.
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Thought you liked my jars.
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Oh, my God, Dallas.
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I do. I love your quinoa jars
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and your pasta pesto salad jars
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and everything you put in jars.
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But you've gotta get off my back, okay?
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This is gonna be a really
difficult week for me!
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So please be sensitive!
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Well, that is why I felt
you needed nurturing!
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You're not my mother,
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and you're never going to be my mother!
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And we have to leave in ten!
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Wear your heavy socks!
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Childish!
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So I... so I knock it off
the ceiling with a broom...
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Ewww!
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It runs across the floor
like a thoroughbred,
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so I corner it, right, but then
I accidentally drop the broom.
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And sensing my-my-my
weakness, my vulnerability,
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the little fucker started chasing me!
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- Ugh!
- Yeah, and then...
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Then it started flying!
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I could literally hear
its disgusting wings,
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like, flapping past me.
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Oh, my God! It's Jurassic Park!
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God, Lila's screaming,
Tom's laughing at me,
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but I finally, I was able to
suck it up with my DustBuster.
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And then cleverly, I sealed the
opening with packing tape.
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I told you not to move into that place.
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Uh, ooh, no, I believe the quote was,
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"You go, girl!"
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Hmm, I don't remember that.
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Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.
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The move was good.
Everybody needed a change.
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I just... I simply forgot
about bugs in New York City.
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Ugh, well I hope that Henry kills
them for you when he's around.
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- Like a trained assassin.
- Oh, that's a good boyfriend.
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Well, I don't...
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What?
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We're not, you know...
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We're not really playing it like that.
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Oh, so how exactly are you "playing it"?
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I don't know. We haven't gotten into it.
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And, anyway, who cares?
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Oh, please, obviously
you don't mean that.
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No, I mean that.
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Hey, I have some very exciting news!
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- Good! What?
- Well...
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You're getting a new roommate!
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- What?
- Yeah!
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I'm gonna be staying with you
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on the nights the kids are with Robert!
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Wait, so...
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you're gonna... you wanna...
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you wanna live with me on the nights
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that I have the whole
apartment to myself?
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She crushes up vitamins
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and puts them in my cereal, Frances!
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It's calcium.
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And someday you're gonna take
a fall and get right up,
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and you're gonna have
me to thank for it.
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You won't even know that I'm there.
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I promise.
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So...
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It's like Dallas and I are
sharing joint custody of you?
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- Yes, exactly!
- Okay...
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- That's exactly what it is.
- That's terrific.
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And you know what? I could
make up a calendar.
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Please don't make a calendar.
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Okay.
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Frances, I'm gonna see Nick tomorrow...
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- ... in prison.
- Fine.
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Yay! Oh, thank you, Frances!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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- You won't regret it.
- You're welcome.
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Wow.
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Things really haven't turned out
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the way they were
supposed to, have they?
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- Fucking no.
- It's all shit.
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Well, no one can ever
tell you you didn't try.
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No. I really did.
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I put up a good fight, but...
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in the end, I lost the
Battle of Hastings.
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First off,
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I am so, so sorry.
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I can really tell how much love
you've put into this place.
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Thanks.
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Electrical?
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Yeah, unfortunate
combination of bad wiring
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and an artist that worked in neon.
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Oh, yeah, neon.
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Anyway, um...
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Do you think that maybe
you can give me...
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even just like a hint
of what I might expect?
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They would kill me for
giving you an estimate,
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but the most they would
probably give you is
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$2,000 to $3,000. I am so sorry.
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Jeez, I made like five times that amount
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on my last show alone.
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I know, it's awful.
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But the paintings that
were here during the fire,
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they had no proven value.
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What?
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Of course they did. What... ?
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I mean, people were going to buy them.
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They all... they all had stickers.
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Well, in my line of work,
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I've found that people can
use this as an opportunity
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to make a big change.
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This was my change.
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This was all I wanted my entire life.
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Well, I'm sure you've
been looking, right?
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A lot, yeah.
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It just seems no one's hiring... me.
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Okay.
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All right, here's some
necessary bed rations.
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Thank you.
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I'm gonna run some errands.
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I'm gonna swing by a
couple of job sites.
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Are you sure you're gonna be okay
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on the Dick Cheney torture bed?
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Oh, please.
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It'll take a lot more than
a metal bar up my ass
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- to get me to talk.
- Good stuff.
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But don't try to take a nap,
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because sleeper sofas
are not for sleeping.
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Do not worry. I have everything I need.
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I've got my computer,
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my phone, remote, snacks...
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tweezer, mirror.
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I'm going to crush it on bed rest.
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Mwah!
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And I'm gonna kick this
to-do list in the dick.
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I'm gonna beat on it like a fly-swatter.
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Here, let me help you out with that.
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Thank you.
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Ah, come here, buddy.
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Huh.
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What do you think? Father?
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Grandfather?
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There's no wrong answer here.
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Hello, I'm Frances Everdell.
Is Skip here?
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Can I ask what this is in regards to?
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Sure, I'm-I'm looking for a job.
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Like, right off the street?
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Yep, right off the street.
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How does that even work?
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Uh, well, you just...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm Jendra.
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I know who you are.
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- You do?
- We all do.
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Skip stole Sylvia from you.
You called him an asshole.
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Oh, shit, sorry.
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No one calls Skip an asshole. Hi.
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Yeah.
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Are you really looking for a job?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, 'cause, um...
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my... 'cause my previous one,
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I just felt like I outgrew it.
260
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- And you decided to come here?
- You've got such fucking nerve!
261
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:49,479
Stop, stop. Anyway...
262
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,559
Yeah, so I'm, you know, I
have a bunch of offers.
263
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,589
I have tons of offers. I just...
264
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:54,929
Nothing's, you know...
265
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:59,469
nothing has felt right thus far, so...
266
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:02,033
Skip does love seeing people grovel.
267
00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,409
Oh. Shocking.
268
00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:05,819
But he's in Auckland right now.
269
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,419
Great, so maybe when he gets back,
270
00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,660
could you just... you could ask him?
271
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,209
I'm sorry.
272
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:13,779
He'd probably fire me just for asking.
273
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:16,619
Actually, the idea of it is
already stressing me out.
274
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,180
Right.
275
00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:20,660
'Cause he's an asshole.
276
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,189
Okay.
277
00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:28,330
Thank you.
278
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,479
Carlos?
279
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,269
Hey, buddy, I need you
to cover for me today.
280
00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,569
Uh, go by the Alberts',
281
00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:38,709
get that bathroom demo going.
282
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:41,379
And then swing over to
the Mission Avenue site
283
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:44,339
and tear out the rest of that drywall.
284
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:45,909
Eight grand?
285
00:12:45,910 --> 00:12:48,579
It's a 30 square-foot bathroom!
286
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:50,979
You know what? Fuck it.
I'm gonna go get a mask.
287
00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,919
I'll tear that shit out myself.
288
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,589
Well, I would,
289
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:58,760
but I have to go buy...
290
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,900
Birthday Cake Popcorn?
291
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:05,129
Yeah. I know.
292
00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:08,980
All right. Later.
293
00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:29,959
I got the rest of the store in my truck.
294
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,660
Um, how'd it go? Any problems?
295
00:13:34,668 --> 00:13:36,359
I learned how to save someone's life
296
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,547
if they've been bitten by a black mamba.
297
00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:40,779
Well, I held a toddler
298
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,301
and looked like a fucking mummy.
299
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,095
Oh, oh, come here.
300
00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:48,140
Come here.
301
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,309
We talked about this.
302
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,709
I am sexy second wife,
303
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,219
and you are hot older dad.
304
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,039
Thank you.
305
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,730
I'm crazy about you,
306
00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:04,119
and I'm over the moon about the baby.
307
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,529
Just not looking forward to,
308
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,819
"Hey, Grandpa, take it
easy in the sandbox."
309
00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:15,599
Maybe it's time to rethink things,
310
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:19,379
steer the old ship of
dreams back to port.
311
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,399
I'm sorry, I mean, you
just hit a rough patch.
312
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,959
- It'll get better.
- No, no, no. I'm sorry,
313
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,159
I need a steely-eyed professional.
314
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,679
This is a very urgent fork in the road.
315
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:32,559
Okay, would you like me to take notes?
316
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,089
Yes, please, if you
feel it's appropriate.
317
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:38,019
Okay, so...
318
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:41,734
What brings you in here
in the middle of the day?
319
00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:45,229
I have been working
under the assumption...
320
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:49,239
that I should try and find
a job doing something,
321
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,077
you know, I actually like.
322
00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:53,413
But after months of looking,
323
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:57,010
it seems that idea has
come to a dead-end, so...
324
00:14:58,580 --> 00:14:59,649
I think I...
325
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:02,049
I think I just need to get a job.
326
00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:03,213
You know, any job.
327
00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:04,919
How would that make you feel?
328
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,509
I'm a big girl. I can do it.
329
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:09,929
I just wish my future looked a
little brighter, that's all.
330
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,189
Mm-hmm, and you have, uh,
331
00:15:12,190 --> 00:15:14,259
one more interview left today, right?
332
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:16,399
- An art thing?
- Yep, an art thing.
333
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,648
Okay, so you do your best, and
if it goes really badly...
334
00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:22,719
I can always go back
to sweeping chimneys.
335
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,839
See? Things are looking up already!
336
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,839
You had a breakthrough!
337
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,899
And your timing's perfect,
338
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:29,959
because I have a real
patient in five minutes.
339
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,409
You're a miracle worker.
340
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,310
I mean, no wonder you're booked solid.
341
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,899
Ah, I've always wanted
to have a breakthrough.
342
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:40,520
- Thank you.
- All right, knock 'em dead.
343
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:05,735
I'm Leo.
344
00:16:05,736 --> 00:16:07,737
Hello, I'm Frances Everdell.
345
00:16:07,738 --> 00:16:10,919
This is my sister, Bev.
346
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,020
Hello, Bev.
347
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:17,319
She's shy.
348
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,665
Welcome to the New York Avian Society.
349
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,239
Thank you. I'm sorry I'm not as familiar
350
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,119
with your organization
as I'd like to be.
351
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,039
Your website was just a cartoon bird
352
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,529
with a jackhammer that said,
"Under construction."
353
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,869
Yes, we have to get on that.
354
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,999
But I'm assuming that
you do art projects
355
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,059
related to birds because
of "Avian Society,"
356
00:16:36,060 --> 00:16:38,279
which, for a minute, I thought was bees.
357
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,849
But that's "apian."
358
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,139
I looked that up.
359
00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:45,349
Right, so first thing, small correction.
360
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:50,159
Someone posted this job
in the wrong category!
361
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,157
We have nothing to do with art.
362
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:55,229
Oh.
363
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,578
- Nothing?
- Unless you count the little boxes
364
00:16:57,579 --> 00:17:00,373
I draw on my legal pad every day.
365
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:02,899
So what does your society do?
366
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,349
We're dedicated to the
appreciation and protection
367
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,579
of the birds of New York City.
368
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:08,739
Urban birds.
369
00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,092
It was founded by our
Great Aunt Leonard.
370
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:14,428
You know, Red Tailed
Hawks, House Sparrows...
371
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:17,807
Laughing Gulls, Rock Pigeons,
Eastern Bluebirds...
372
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:19,475
Jesus, Bev, she gets it!
373
00:17:19,476 --> 00:17:21,687
It's a fairly simple concept!
374
00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:32,639
My God, what a coincidence.
375
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,469
What?
376
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,139
I'm a... I'm... I'm a bird aficionado.
377
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,939
- Really?
- Yes! Yes!
378
00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:42,666
No, I am bananas about birds!
379
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,609
Um...
380
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:48,059
parakeets and seagulls and, um...
381
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,089
I'm the one that's
always nice to pigeons.
382
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:51,279
And...
383
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,599
And who wouldn't be mesmerized by the...
384
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,279
by the majesty of the Eastern Blackbird.
385
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,599
- Bluebird.
- Bluebird!
386
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,029
Bluebird, Bluebird.
387
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,429
No, no, I would be proud,
I would be honored
388
00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,559
to help New Yorkers understand
389
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,356
and... and... and protect
our urban birds.
390
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:08,774
Interesting.
391
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,559
And, Bev, um, as a former headhunter,
392
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,480
I know how difficult it is
393
00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:16,639
to fill those, those key positions.
394
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,519
And, Leo, as someone that
ran her own business,
395
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,320
I can help take some of that
burden off your shoulders.
396
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:37,459
Oh, we'll, uh... we'll be in touch.
397
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:40,959
Yes, Lady Raiders!
398
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,069
That's what I'm talking
about! Nice job, ladies!
399
00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:45,259
- Good job, ladies.
- Nice job!
400
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,279
Good job.
401
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,669
You never think you'd
see this, right? Huh?
402
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,691
Can't complain. 11-0 record!
403
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,799
Yeah, except for the
part where you turned
404
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,679
12 sweet kids into sociopaths.
405
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,480
But who doesn't like to win?
406
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,201
Sorry, Uncle Jer. I know, pick and roll!
407
00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:02,819
- I'm a fucking idiot!
- Yes, you are an idiot.
408
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,041
Just keep your eye on the ball
and off of nose ring over there.
409
00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:11,629
Hey, Bobby Knight,
410
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,229
before you start throwing chairs,
411
00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:15,549
you might wanna remember
these are high school girls.
412
00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,385
They're kind of dangling
off the edge as it is.
413
00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:19,109
Sorry, Robert.
414
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:20,439
You're absolutely right.
415
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,579
Keep reminding me. I appreciate it.
416
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,179
- Lila!
- Hey.
417
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,727
Great game, you killed it. Great game.
418
00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:28,179
And...
419
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:31,119
you stayed golden in here. Good job.
420
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,483
All right, girls, let's bring it in.
421
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:34,151
Listen up.
422
00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:36,059
Winning, totally cool.
423
00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:38,319
Increases the dopamine in
the brain and what not,
424
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,559
but let's try to
remember this is a game.
425
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,339
Have fun. You can chuckle now and then.
426
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:44,578
Maybe even crack a smile.
427
00:19:44,579 --> 00:19:46,540
What do you think?
428
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,919
All right, just keep it in mind.
429
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,559
- Who wants to take us out?
- I do.
430
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,120
All right, what do you got?
431
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:58,801
Jason Campbell's an asshole.
432
00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:00,479
"Asshole" on three?
433
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:01,549
No.
434
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:02,847
Maybe "teamwork"?
435
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:04,348
Fine.
436
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:05,891
Okay. One, two, three...
437
00:20:05,892 --> 00:20:08,219
- Teamwork!
- Yeah.
438
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,770
So what do you say? Grab some dinner?
439
00:20:09,771 --> 00:20:11,313
Next stop, sub-regionals!
440
00:20:11,314 --> 00:20:12,690
I can't.
441
00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:15,190
Ouch. Don't even rate a good lie?
442
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:17,559
Well...
443
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,229
my fiancée is pregnant,
444
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,569
and there's a lot going on.
445
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,439
Whoa-ho! Fantastic!
446
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,299
Congratulations, man, yeah!
447
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,439
Well, I haven't told my kids yet.
448
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,109
Or my ex. And Lila's...
449
00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:31,709
standing right there, so...
450
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,109
- Keep it on the down-low.
- Got it, got it.
451
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,449
Won't say a word.
452
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:38,119
You know, this time of
secrets and avoidance
453
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,049
has been a happy one, but...
454
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:44,260
all good things must come to an end.
455
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,439
- Diane.
- Sign it.
456
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,209
- _
- Diane, I've missed you so...
457
00:20:59,210 --> 00:21:01,339
Don't "Diane" me, sign it.
458
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:05,367
Look, I just don't think we
should do anything rash.
459
00:21:05,368 --> 00:21:07,479
Just so you know...
460
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,349
every hour of every single day,
461
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,749
I have imagined taking
one of your golf clubs
462
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,542
and bashing your fucking brains in!
463
00:21:13,543 --> 00:21:16,819
Diane, don't give them any ideas.
464
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:19,549
Listen to me. Sit down, sit down.
465
00:21:21,259 --> 00:21:24,178
I'm a changed man, really.
466
00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:26,055
Please don't tell me you found God.
467
00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:28,739
Fuck no, but I found humility.
468
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:31,099
Give me a break. You're in a jumpsuit!
469
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,569
You sleep on a cot, Nick!
470
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,854
I'm not impressed, okay?
471
00:21:33,855 --> 00:21:36,340
Look, I even made you some presents.
472
00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:45,119
- What is this?
- Animal figurines.
473
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:49,450
I made them from toilet
paper and eyeliner.
474
00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:50,989
This is how you're
trying to win me back?
475
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:52,164
No, no, not just that.
476
00:21:52,165 --> 00:21:53,929
I also made-made these.
477
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:56,059
I-I-I painted these with, uh...
478
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:59,214
with rouge and, and lipstick.
479
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,093
Diane!
480
00:22:06,638 --> 00:22:09,850
Diane, those took me months to make!
481
00:22:11,142 --> 00:22:13,949
Do you understand that
you destroyed me, Nick?
482
00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:15,809
Can you get that through your fat skull?
483
00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:17,519
You destroyed me!
484
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,999
And painted toilet paper
is not gonna win me back.
485
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,819
I also got you a pouch of tuna.
486
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:25,179
Sign it, sign it, sign it, sigh it!
487
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:26,570
We're not allowed pens.
488
00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:27,992
A few bad apples.
489
00:22:27,993 --> 00:22:29,730
Alvarez.
490
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,019
Do not fuck with me.
491
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,779
I want you to get me a
goddamn pen right now.
492
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:36,041
Right now. Get it, get it, get it!
493
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,545
Give him the goddamn pen.
494
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,400
Sign it, Nick.
495
00:22:46,678 --> 00:22:49,749
- Honey, I-I know we've been fighting...
- Mom...
496
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,649
... but I thought that this would
be a good time for us to reconnect.
497
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:53,679
So when you get home,
498
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,359
we can go straight to
Shake Shack, right?
499
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,519
- Put it in your iCal.
- Mom, I'm not coming.
500
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,814
But I already... I already
bought you a ticket.
501
00:23:00,815 --> 00:23:02,559
I never said I was coming home.
502
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,199
Of course you're coming home.
503
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,484
You're not an orphan.
504
00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:06,579
I don't want to come home.
505
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:09,259
And I don't want to worry
every time I make a decision
506
00:23:09,260 --> 00:23:10,979
that it's gonna hurt your feelings.
507
00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:13,359
Well, of course it's
gonna hurt my feelings,
508
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,059
and I don't think there's
anything wrong with you
509
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,439
being empathetic to that.
510
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,979
Mom, I have been avoiding it,
511
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,779
because hating your
mother is such a cliché,
512
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:25,090
but... I can't do this.
513
00:23:25,091 --> 00:23:27,426
Cole!
514
00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:28,689
Oh!
515
00:23:35,890 --> 00:23:38,979
You okay? How's the vacation?
516
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,499
Like Maui with bed sores.
517
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,369
I'm starting to lose my mind.
518
00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:45,528
Pirate Booty!
519
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:49,740
Ah.
520
00:23:49,741 --> 00:23:51,680
I know who this is.
521
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:55,449
- Uh, Robert DuFresne?
- Yeah.
522
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:57,080
Not a moment too soon.
523
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,519
- Guess what you won today.
- What?
524
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,119
- A new bed!
- What?
525
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,900
I got a new bed.
526
00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:09,560
This way, fellas.
527
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,930
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
528
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,199
Um, the calendar for the month.
529
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,979
You said you needed to sit down with it
530
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:19,139
to see if it makes sense.
531
00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,579
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- It's okay?
532
00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:23,357
Yeah, yeah, it looks,
uh... Yeah, it looks, uh...
533
00:24:23,358 --> 00:24:26,945
Pretty good. How's the...
How's the job hunting going?
534
00:24:26,946 --> 00:24:28,439
It sucks.
535
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,447
I can't even get the jobs I don't want.
536
00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:31,679
Yeah.
537
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,980
Yeah, and then we'll
get the mattress in.
538
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,359
Yeah, I'm gonna need a hand with that.
539
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,500
What's... what's going on, Robert?
540
00:24:43,790 --> 00:24:47,160
Yeah, I wasn't gonna
say anything until...
541
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,799
we were a little farther...
542
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,260
Jackie's pregnant.
543
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,460
Yeah.
544
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,560
I...
545
00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:00,759
I...
546
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,022
I-I didn't... I didn't know that you...
547
00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,319
It wasn't planned.
548
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,640
It just happened.
549
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,156
- Excuse me.
- Oh.
550
00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:15,859
Yeah, just toss it in the back.
551
00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:18,520
- I got it.
- Oh... wow.
552
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:21,290
All over again.
553
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,293
Yeah.
554
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:27,297
Feels a lot more real now
that you know about it.
555
00:25:27,298 --> 00:25:30,049
Gosh.
556
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,209
It's so great.
557
00:25:31,210 --> 00:25:32,539
Thanks.
558
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:33,762
It's, um...
559
00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:35,680
It's brave.
560
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,179
Gotta dive right in, I guess.
561
00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:39,299
Yeah.
562
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,476
Do the kids know?
563
00:25:40,477 --> 00:25:42,689
No. No, no, no, no.
564
00:25:42,690 --> 00:25:44,420
I would never tell them
before I told you.
565
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,029
Plus, there's been some complications,
566
00:25:48,030 --> 00:25:49,859
but it's... it'll be fine.
567
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:52,599
Really? Like...
568
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,655
Like what?
569
00:25:53,656 --> 00:25:56,239
Just this rogue placenta situation.
570
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,899
- She's on bed rest.
- Oh, wow, yeah.
571
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,399
I'm sorry. That's very scary.
572
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,956
Mmm.
573
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,079
So... it's official.
574
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,671
- Yeah, looks good.
- All right.
575
00:26:08,672 --> 00:26:10,790
I'm not changing it.
576
00:26:12,050 --> 00:26:13,967
Give her my best. Definitely.
577
00:26:13,968 --> 00:26:15,550
Thank you.
578
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,459
Ma'am, look out!
579
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:20,640
I'm fine, I'm fine. Okay.
580
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,479
Goddammit.
581
00:28:07,630 --> 00:28:10,839
- This is always good.
- Hmm.
582
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:21,249
Oh, my God.
583
00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:22,763
I got a job.
584
00:28:22,764 --> 00:28:25,225
There you go. Doing what?
585
00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:27,259
Helping birds.
586
00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:30,890
That's good, right?
587
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,999
I have no idea.
588
00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:48,690
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