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(RAIN FALLING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(MAN)
Are you okay?
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Miss!
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(ENGINE STOPS)
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Miss.
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Where are you going?
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Wherever you can take us.
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The usual.
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It'd be a pleasure, Miss...
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Miss Hannah.
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Good to meet you, Miss Hannah.
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You should get in the car.
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Yeah?
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If you want a ride.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hey, we really appreciate this.
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So, do you have a name?
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Uh, yeah. Max.
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Well, Maxy...
(CHUCKLES)
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You got a nice car.
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You're sweet.
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(MAN)
Hey, I think we're ready.
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Do you mind if I check my ride?
I don't wanna forget my toothbrush.
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Just hurry it up.
I don't wanna roast out here. It's burning.
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Dibs.
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- Bullshit.
- Come on. It's my turn.
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I reeled him in. He's my fish to fry.
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Semantics.
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Big word.
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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What, are we seven?
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You have to get used to it
if you want a kid around.
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Right?
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- I win.
- I guess you do.
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Are you serious about that kid?
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Hammer-time serious.
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You can light the next one up, babe.
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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(SIGHS)
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Shit. That's a hell
of a long time for a toothbrush.
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- I needed my floss too.
- Yeah?
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Well, some say that's more important.
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(LIGHTER FLICKING)
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You're gonna have to get in the back, man.
Sorry.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Step out of the car.
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- Huh?
- Step out of the car, Maxy.
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- What the fuck is this?
- Dude.
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Don't panic. Happens to the best of us.
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- And the worst.
- And the worst.
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Get the fuck out of my car right now.
What the...
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(SHOUTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, babe?
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I was thinking about, like, drugs and that.
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Like how people
will classify something a drug...
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- (SAWING)
- and stamp it with this negativity.
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(PANTING)
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You know, like weed.
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Like, all this negativity
for something so happy.
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- (BONE SNAPS)
- (SAWING CONTINUES)
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But then I got to thinking, like...
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can't anything be a drug?
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You know? Like water. Okay?
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Water's a drug. Seriously.
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You go cold turkey on water...
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(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
your throat swells up, you hallucinate...
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get the shakes and, like, die.
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That's a worse relapse
than I've seen a heroin junkie get.
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Where's the warning label
on a bottle of water? Huh? Huh?
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"May get addicted.
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Side effects... drowning and dizziness."
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What do you think?
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Babe.
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Hey.
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How you doing?
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- I'm...
- Awful.
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Dainty. Empathetic.
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I'm terrific.
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Good.
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'Cause you're my drug.
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Mrs. Hannah West.
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- (SAWING)
- (GRUNTING)
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You can't do this, Jake.
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I-I'm only doing what you can't.
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Don't. I'll talk to him.
I'll make him stop.
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(TV: SPORTS ANNOUNCER, CROWD CHEERING)
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(DOG BARKS)
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(BARKING)
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- Look at you.
- (SCOFFS) Look at you.
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- You look afraid.
- What would I have to be afraid of?
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- There comes a time in every man's life...
- Holy shit. You know what?
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I'm gonna pass on the Tumblr life advice.
This guy? He's a real keeper.
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- (WOMAN) Please.
- (MAN) What do you want me to do?
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Do something!
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Stop him!
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No!
(WHIMPERS)
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If you were smart, you'd leave too.
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Hey, you ready?
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Yeah?
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What?
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- I-I need my paintbrush.
- Paintbrush.
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- I'll buy you new ones, okay?
- Okay.
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♪♪ (SPEAKERS: DRUM INTRO)
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♪♪ (LOUNGE POP INSTRUMENTAL)
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♪♪ (CONTINUES)
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♪♪ (CONTINUES)
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♪♪ (CLICKS OFF)
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- (GASPS)
- Michael!
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You look like an absolute mess.
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- What's going on in here?
- I-I... I slept too late.
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(CHUCKLES)
Just in time for Passions, huh?
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Okay, then. Did you remember to...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Um...
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- What?
- (STAMMERING) Nothing.
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What's going on in here?
Is there somebody else here?
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Whoa! No. Why would you
automatically think that?
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- You're hiding something.
- No.
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Just... Just calm down.
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I don't get why you're acting so weird.
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I'm sorry.
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I... I just had a rough day at work today.
We had to let Eric go.
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Eric? Come here.
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- What the hell is...
- G-Give me that!
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Is this a suicide note?
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(STAMMERS)
I can explain.
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Don't you think you're overreacting?
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No. I-I'm reacting just fine, I-I think.
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You think? You just thinkin'
you're gonna kill yourself?
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And I don't snore.
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♪♪ (SPEAKERS:
COUNTRY ROCK, FAINT)
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(MAN)
♪ After a hard day of work ♪
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♪ I hit the bar
on my way back home ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I saw a young
and pretty poodle ♪
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♪ Sittin' at a table all alone ♪
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ I went up
"Can I buy you a drink?" ♪
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- I don't like the way that guy's
looking at me. - Who?
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The clerk.
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- You don't like how anyone looks at you.
- Yeah, so stop it.
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- Repeat after me.
- Repeat after me.
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(SNICKERS)
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I will never look at Hannah again.
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- I will never look at my wife ever again.
- Exact words, asshole!
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Or it doesn't count.
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I've failed you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-mmm.
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No? Mmm.
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There's a motel down the road.
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It's an okay place.
That's where the whores usually go.
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Not my gas station.
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(LAUGHING)
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Wow. Aren't you just
the funniest piece of shit.
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Twice the size, half the respect.
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We expect an apology.
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The only thing you should be expecting is
to get blown into bits of fuckin' beef.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GROANING)
- There's a lady present.
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- (SHOTGUN COCKS)
- (GROANING CONTINUES)
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(CLERK)
I know that car!
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(GROANS)
I know that's not your car...
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and I know the man
that would never part with it.
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- (BLOW LANDS) - Well,
you don't have to be such a prick about it.
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Please, no!
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Twenty on two.
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♪♪ (CONTINUES)
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You should've killed him.
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Yeah, I know.
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- But it's your turn.
- (CHUCKLES)
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- (MATCH STRIKES)
- (FLAMES ERUPTING)
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That's the hardest one you've got, Betty?
Come on. Challenge me.
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I don't know.
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You were doing fine earlier.
Just ask another one. Make it harder.
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- I hate when you do that.
- When I do what?
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You ask me to tell a joke,
or tell a story, or ask a question.
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- I hate the pressure.
- (LAUGHS)
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Okay, no jokes, stories and questions.
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That's not the point.
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- Give me a second.
- Fine.
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Anytime now.
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Okay. Who was the only person Van Gogh
ever sold a painting to?
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Really?
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- You know I hate him.
- You asked.
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He can Van Gogh fuck himself.
(LAUGHS)
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Uh, can I get the painting name?
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Red Vineyard at Arles.
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Okay.
Um, can you use it in a sentence?
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Uh, was it, uh, Luke?
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- No.
- Right. Just fuck patrons.
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Um...
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I don't know. I give up.
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- His brother.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Fuck that.
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Dude had less logic than he did ears.
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♪♪ (SPEAKERS: ROCK)
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Jon.
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I like Hazel.
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I like Terry.
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Fuck Terry.
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- Seriously. Terry's a good name.
- So is Luke.
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No, Luke sounds way too much like "puke."
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Babies vomit.
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(CHUCKLES)
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They also piss.
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And if it's a girl,
she'll be bleeding soon enough.
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I'm just happy to be alone with you.
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Then why are you slowing down?
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West, why are you slowing down?
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I'm not gonna be rude. They look nice.
They can't be going too far.
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- Do you know what irony is?
- I'm not inviting them to search the trunk.
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All right?
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Hey.
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Hi, guys. Thank you for stopping.
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No problem. Where y'all headed?
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Uh, next town? Anywhere with fuckin'
shade in a box, honestly.
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Uh, we don't got a ton of room.
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Well, we got, like, no stuff.
Just me, Betty, two packs.
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- Yeah, man, hop right in. Come on.
It's a hot day. - Thank you.
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(JAKE SIGHS)
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So, what's your two's deal?
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Newlyweds, man.
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Whoa. Congrats, man. That's really big.
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No, man, amazing is what it is.
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Yeah, we formed a band
a few years back, you know.
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I was smitten.
She thought I was a lazy asshole.
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- (BOTH LAUGH)
- You know?
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But, uh, not much has changed...
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except for the whole love thing.
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Yeah.
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More power to you, man.
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All the joy.
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How about a game of rock, paper, scissors?
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So, what about you guys? What's your deal?
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- Your partner's quite the talker.
- Oh, yeah. Betty.
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She's pretty quiet,
but she's the smartest girl I know.
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That's what I say, man.
Marry the most interesting chick you know.
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- She ain't bad on the eyes either.
- Yeah.
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So happy for you.
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Guys, don't mind Hannah.
She's just a little salty I picked you up.
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I mean, honestly, if we're imposing...
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Dude, quit it. Seriously.
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We're pulling into town now. Can't be
any worse off than that guy either.
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- (JAKE LAUGHS) Oh, fuck!
- Dude.
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(HANNAH)
Some broad probably ruined his day too.
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Michael.
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- Michael.
- (MURMURS)
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Wake the fuck up.
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Michael. Get off the lawn, please.
252
00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:23,443
I wanna come inside.
253
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,155
I know.
I heard you yelling last night.
254
00:20:27,224 --> 00:20:29,284
And you ignored me?
255
00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:31,590
You're damn straight I did.
256
00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:33,927
I can't be taking all this
up and down shit, Michael.
257
00:20:33,997 --> 00:20:36,933
Do you even know what this is doing to me?
258
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,164
Well, call the cops. I don't care.
259
00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:42,503
Very funny.
260
00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,234
Here.
261
00:20:45,676 --> 00:20:47,406
What's this for?
262
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:52,247
You shit in the backyard
last night, Michael.
263
00:20:52,315 --> 00:20:54,682
A-And you called it...
264
00:20:54,751 --> 00:20:56,913
"liberating Liberace."
265
00:20:56,987 --> 00:21:00,446
- You love my humor.
- Not when it smells like spoiled Brie.
266
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,388
Listen.
267
00:21:08,732 --> 00:21:10,394
(SIGHS)
268
00:21:18,141 --> 00:21:20,303
I love you, Michael.
269
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:22,005
I love you too.
270
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:25,413
- Which is why...
- Uh, look, I-I'll... pull myself together.
271
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:27,849
Which is why I...
272
00:21:27,918 --> 00:21:30,080
I don't think this is gonna work out.
273
00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:32,315
You're obviously...
274
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:34,324
You're obviously
going through something.
275
00:21:34,391 --> 00:21:36,826
Then let's sit down
and talk each other through it.
276
00:21:36,893 --> 00:21:39,886
Help each other out, like good couples do.
277
00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:43,094
I want to, but...
278
00:21:44,835 --> 00:21:48,067
I don't think you're ready for
a relationship right now.
279
00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:49,902
And...
280
00:21:49,973 --> 00:21:51,566
you drink a lot.
281
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:54,511
I mean, a lot, Michael.
282
00:21:54,578 --> 00:21:56,513
You fucking shit in the backyard!
283
00:21:56,580 --> 00:21:58,139
Okay.
284
00:21:58,949 --> 00:22:00,975
- Michael.
- I said okay.
285
00:22:02,152 --> 00:22:03,780
(MUTTERS)
Fuck.
286
00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,519
What do you mean, there's no gig?
287
00:22:09,159 --> 00:22:11,993
I'm... W-We don't have live music here.
288
00:22:12,062 --> 00:22:15,897
I mean, we got a jukebox. Right there.
289
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:18,333
This has to be some cruel joke.
290
00:22:19,336 --> 00:22:22,067
The only reason that we are here...
291
00:22:22,139 --> 00:22:24,768
instead of Hawaii
or some bullshit Alaskan cruise...
292
00:22:24,841 --> 00:22:26,833
is the chance to play, right?
293
00:22:28,578 --> 00:22:30,570
Right?
294
00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:32,309
Yeah. Yeah, look.
295
00:22:32,382 --> 00:22:33,907
I mean, I called Cortland.
296
00:22:33,984 --> 00:22:36,317
They said we could
play our music here on the 17th.
297
00:22:36,386 --> 00:22:38,821
- That's tomorrow.
- Yeah.
298
00:22:40,657 --> 00:22:44,094
I... I mean, this is Cortland Bar.
299
00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:51,401
But there's also, uh, Cortland Liquor,
which is the liquor shop...
300
00:22:51,468 --> 00:22:56,304
and Cortland Thrift,
which is also... it's the thrift shop.
301
00:22:57,307 --> 00:23:00,641
Uh, Cortland High, the high school...
302
00:23:02,379 --> 00:23:05,440
The high school! The high school
is having their talent show.
303
00:23:06,216 --> 00:23:07,809
Tomorrow night.
304
00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:12,846
You booked us...
305
00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:15,518
a fucking high school
talent show?
306
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,158
Babe, I didn't...
307
00:23:19,229 --> 00:23:22,165
A fucking high school talent show...
308
00:23:22,232 --> 00:23:24,292
for our honeymoon.
309
00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:26,233
Are you fucking retarded?
310
00:23:26,303 --> 00:23:29,740
Hannah, I'm sorry.
311
00:23:29,806 --> 00:23:32,207
Okay, look,
we don't have to go. All right?
312
00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,608
We can still enjoy all of this. Right?
313
00:23:34,678 --> 00:23:36,408
All of this.
314
00:23:36,479 --> 00:23:38,277
Whatever this is.
315
00:23:38,348 --> 00:23:41,375
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, but do you
know a place we can stay for the night?
316
00:23:41,451 --> 00:23:44,285
And you really shouldn't say "retard."
That's not cool.
317
00:23:44,354 --> 00:23:47,620
Uh, we don't really have
hotels around here.
318
00:23:48,959 --> 00:23:52,487
But there is a bed and breakfast
up the mountain a bit.
319
00:23:52,562 --> 00:23:54,861
- (BUZZING) - (JUKEBOX)
♪ Sober night ♪
320
00:23:54,931 --> 00:23:57,833
♪♪ (UKULELE STRUMMING)
321
00:23:57,901 --> 00:24:00,700
♪♪ (CONTINUES)
322
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:03,797
Great. Uh, how do we get there?
323
00:24:03,874 --> 00:24:06,867
Looks like we'll be riding with you
a little bit longer.
324
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,880
You guys are really gonna like this place.
It's really, really nice.
325
00:24:18,121 --> 00:24:22,115
So, you're gonna head up this way
about two miles...
326
00:24:22,192 --> 00:24:24,354
you take a left on Shitstain Road.
327
00:24:24,427 --> 00:24:27,124
(LAUGHS)
328
00:24:27,197 --> 00:24:30,725
And at the end is the B and B
just past the lake.
329
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,167
You guys have a road called Shitstain?
330
00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:35,034
Yeah, it doesn't really have a name.
331
00:24:35,105 --> 00:24:39,338
But it's all dirt and it looks like shit,
so... Yeah.
332
00:24:40,577 --> 00:24:42,512
Wonderful.
333
00:24:42,579 --> 00:24:44,980
Let's go get shitty.
334
00:24:47,017 --> 00:24:49,646
- Thanks for your help.
- Take it easy.
335
00:24:49,719 --> 00:24:51,950
(WOMAN)
Hey, champ.
336
00:24:52,022 --> 00:24:54,014
(LAUGHS)
337
00:25:12,342 --> 00:25:14,208
All right.
338
00:25:14,277 --> 00:25:17,076
Yeah. Okay.
339
00:25:17,981 --> 00:25:20,473
- Turn over.
- (CHUCKLING)
340
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:24,385
- Why?
- Do what I say, you fuckin' slut.
341
00:25:24,454 --> 00:25:26,753
(GROANS, LAUGHS)
342
00:25:28,058 --> 00:25:31,551
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you fucking kidding me?
343
00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:33,563
No fucking way.
344
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,360
No, no, no. Hold on.
345
00:25:35,432 --> 00:25:37,264
Don't you want this?
346
00:25:37,334 --> 00:25:39,269
(GROANS)
All right, just...
347
00:25:39,336 --> 00:25:40,929
Fine. Okay.
348
00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:45,539
If I tap your ass, though,
I want it off. Okay?
349
00:25:45,608 --> 00:25:47,907
It's not my ass gettin' tapped.
350
00:25:49,379 --> 00:25:52,474
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
351
00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:54,381
Shut up.
352
00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:08,491
- (THUDS)
- (SCREAMING)
353
00:26:29,352 --> 00:26:31,082
(ENGINE STOPS)
354
00:26:34,391 --> 00:26:36,121
Wow.
355
00:26:48,004 --> 00:26:50,132
It's huge.
356
00:26:52,075 --> 00:26:53,907
This is perfect.
357
00:26:53,977 --> 00:26:56,640
- Right, babe?
- Delightful.
358
00:26:58,081 --> 00:27:00,880
Come on. A little nature won't kill us.
359
00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,851
Yeah?
360
00:27:02,919 --> 00:27:04,911
We're also not gonna play a show.
361
00:27:04,988 --> 00:27:06,923
So enjoy your fucking bed.
362
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:09,050
(BETTY)
And breakfast.
363
00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:23,166
(JAKE) Doesn't it look kind of
like the Custom House?
364
00:27:23,239 --> 00:27:24,901
- What's that?
- (BETTY) Monet.
365
00:27:24,974 --> 00:27:27,205
Custom House, Morning Effect.
366
00:27:27,277 --> 00:27:29,746
(WOMAN)
Hmm. A lot smaller than my house.
367
00:27:29,813 --> 00:27:32,214
Also a lot more on a cliff.
368
00:27:33,650 --> 00:27:36,085
But I do appreciate the comparison.
369
00:27:36,152 --> 00:27:38,781
Hey, how many beds you need?
370
00:27:38,855 --> 00:27:41,882
- Uh... two. Two should be good.
- Cool.
371
00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:44,553
- Possibly a couch.
- No problem.
372
00:27:44,627 --> 00:27:47,096
I have room for everybody.
(LAUGHS)
373
00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:49,394
Ah. You must be Rachael.
374
00:27:49,466 --> 00:27:51,765
Yeah. Sorry.
I'm horrible with introductions.
375
00:27:51,835 --> 00:27:55,169
- I am Rachael of Rachael's Bed
and Breakfast. - My pleasure.
376
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:58,265
- Ah. You need help with your bags?
- (HANNAH) No, we're fine.
377
00:28:00,143 --> 00:28:02,840
Okay. Well, uh,
you can check in anytime you want.
378
00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:05,677
Take whatever room on the bottom floor.
I'll be around.
379
00:28:05,748 --> 00:28:08,240
Oh, the room on the right is taken.
380
00:28:08,318 --> 00:28:09,877
- Another guest?
- Yeah. Long-term.
381
00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:11,888
He doesn't bother anybody.
382
00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:15,119
But if you see a tallish man
lurking around, don't be scared.
383
00:28:15,191 --> 00:28:17,183
- (LAUGHS) Scared.
- Mmm.
384
00:28:18,294 --> 00:28:20,729
(WEST)
Hey. What was that?
385
00:28:20,797 --> 00:28:25,735
Miss Little Art History 101
in her high boots. What do you think?
386
00:28:25,802 --> 00:28:28,738
- I think you're being uncool.
- Yeah?
387
00:28:28,805 --> 00:28:31,468
Well,
I didn't pick Fucksville for a honeymoon.
388
00:28:33,343 --> 00:28:35,369
(BETTY COUGHING)
389
00:28:35,445 --> 00:28:37,937
(VOMITING)
390
00:28:41,384 --> 00:28:42,545
Mm-hmm.
391
00:28:48,858 --> 00:28:50,520
(SIGHS)
392
00:28:52,462 --> 00:28:54,556
Okay.
(CHUCKLES)
393
00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:57,391
Okay.
394
00:29:00,370 --> 00:29:02,305
This ain't too bad.
395
00:29:02,372 --> 00:29:03,931
Huh?
396
00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:08,509
Shit.
397
00:29:09,546 --> 00:29:11,538
I forgot my toothbrush.
398
00:29:17,253 --> 00:29:18,812
Hey.
399
00:29:20,156 --> 00:29:21,818
You okay?
400
00:29:24,227 --> 00:29:26,696
What are we doing here?
401
00:29:28,198 --> 00:29:29,860
I miss home.
402
00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:32,863
Okay.
403
00:29:34,137 --> 00:29:35,799
Yeah, I mean, I do too.
404
00:29:35,872 --> 00:29:37,807
But...
405
00:29:37,874 --> 00:29:41,072
you know, there's...
there's bigger plans for us now.
406
00:29:41,144 --> 00:29:42,942
Yeah?
407
00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:45,914
I don't know if I can do this.
408
00:29:45,982 --> 00:29:47,644
You can, Betty.
409
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:55,691
I meant me and you on the road.
410
00:29:58,194 --> 00:30:00,322
Well...
411
00:30:00,396 --> 00:30:02,388
what are you emphasizing?
412
00:30:04,067 --> 00:30:05,558
Me and you?
413
00:30:05,635 --> 00:30:08,867
Or are you emphasizing us... on the road?
414
00:30:08,938 --> 00:30:11,430
(STAMMERING)
Either. Both.
415
00:30:12,342 --> 00:30:14,334
I d... I don't know.
416
00:30:18,781 --> 00:30:20,807
You sh...
417
00:30:20,883 --> 00:30:22,977
Here, why don't you...
418
00:30:23,052 --> 00:30:26,250
(SIGHS)
Why don't you lie down for a second? Okay?
419
00:30:26,322 --> 00:30:29,190
Let me go see what this place has got
in terms of food.
420
00:30:29,259 --> 00:30:32,593
Hopefully something more
than juice and waffles. Okay? (CHUCKLES)
421
00:30:51,214 --> 00:30:53,046
May I help you?
422
00:30:53,116 --> 00:30:55,449
No. I'm fine.
423
00:30:55,518 --> 00:30:59,148
Hey, we might have gotten off
on the wrong foot earlier today.
424
00:30:59,222 --> 00:31:02,158
But I'm just trying to make sure everybody
has a pleasurable stay.
425
00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:05,753
I'll bet. Any means necessary.
426
00:31:05,828 --> 00:31:07,319
Excuse me?
427
00:31:07,397 --> 00:31:10,959
You look the type to run a brothel,
not a bed and breakfast.
428
00:31:11,034 --> 00:31:13,026
What crawled up your cunt, bitch?
429
00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:17,671
Hey, um...
430
00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:20,005
I'm leading a tour of the woods
in the morning.
431
00:31:20,076 --> 00:31:23,205
And if you wake up and decide to abort
your shitty attitude...
432
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,043
you're welcome to come.
433
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:36,783
(CREAKING, FAINT)
434
00:31:41,864 --> 00:31:44,857
(CREAKING, LOUDER)
435
00:32:01,684 --> 00:32:03,619
Hey.
436
00:32:03,686 --> 00:32:05,951
- Sorry. I-I didn't...
- Come here.
437
00:32:09,025 --> 00:32:11,426
What were you doing?
438
00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:13,053
Nothing.
439
00:32:14,697 --> 00:32:17,724
Why were you creeping? It's creepy.
440
00:32:20,269 --> 00:32:22,261
You're really pretty.
441
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:31,310
You're pretty too.
442
00:32:45,762 --> 00:32:47,788
Do you want to talk?
443
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,928
Or sit?
444
00:32:59,242 --> 00:33:01,768
My mother never brushed my hair.
445
00:33:01,844 --> 00:33:05,178
I thought that was something
moms were supposed to do.
446
00:33:05,248 --> 00:33:07,046
Count to a hundred.
447
00:33:09,051 --> 00:33:11,179
Sing a lullaby.
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:33:12,255 --> 00:33:14,588
Put the lotion in the basket. Nice stuff.
449
00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:18,488
I like it. Makes me feel like a cat.
450
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,865
You like animals then?
451
00:33:22,932 --> 00:33:24,491
More than people.
452
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,798
I can understand that.
453
00:33:28,604 --> 00:33:30,197
West is nice.
454
00:33:32,775 --> 00:33:34,937
Yes.
455
00:33:35,011 --> 00:33:36,877
Yes, he is.
456
00:33:38,981 --> 00:33:40,472
Do you... Ow!
457
00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:42,451
Sorry.
458
00:33:42,518 --> 00:33:44,510
Sorry. I'm not used to this.
459
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,094
Aren't there things you want to do
before becoming a mom?
460
00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,460
Who said I was becoming a mom?
461
00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:01,263
Sorry.
462
00:34:01,337 --> 00:34:02,896
Theoretically.
463
00:34:05,141 --> 00:34:06,700
You mean, like...
464
00:34:08,344 --> 00:34:10,404
go to Europe?
(LAUGHS)
465
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,743
That.
466
00:34:11,814 --> 00:34:14,613
See museums. Meet new people.
467
00:34:14,684 --> 00:34:16,550
I did a lot of that in school.
468
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,918
You're young. You have time.
469
00:34:20,490 --> 00:34:23,085
(DOORBELL RINGS)
470
00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:27,996
Evening, Rachael.
Sorry to bother you so late.
471
00:34:28,064 --> 00:34:29,760
Yeah. Is everything okay?
472
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:32,801
Y-Yeah...
473
00:34:32,869 --> 00:34:35,964
Well, uh, we've got
a couple kids gone missing.
474
00:34:36,038 --> 00:34:37,973
Anyone I know?
475
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,976
A college girl and a bartender.
476
00:34:41,043 --> 00:34:44,070
(RACHAEL)
Throw in a priest, you got a good joke.
477
00:34:44,146 --> 00:34:47,583
Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't see
that you had friends over.
478
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:49,141
(RACHAEL)
Patrons, yeah.
479
00:34:49,218 --> 00:34:52,313
(MAN)
Okay, well, they can hear this too.
480
00:34:52,388 --> 00:34:55,085
I'm gonna recommend that you don't go out
alone for a few nights.
481
00:34:55,157 --> 00:34:57,092
We don't know where the kids went.
482
00:34:57,159 --> 00:35:00,391
My money's that the two fools
just ran off together, but...
483
00:35:00,463 --> 00:35:02,932
I'm not sheriff anymore, so...
484
00:35:02,999 --> 00:35:05,969
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
485
00:35:06,035 --> 00:35:08,971
You know, that's not the only reason
why I came up here.
486
00:35:09,038 --> 00:35:12,475
- Are you still doing the Sunday hike?
- Yeah. Bright and early.
487
00:35:13,543 --> 00:35:15,978
Well, good. I'll be there.
488
00:35:17,113 --> 00:35:19,105
- Okay.
- Have a good night.
489
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,142
Good night.
490
00:35:25,721 --> 00:35:27,781
Well, I'll see you all in the morning.
491
00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:48,842
(TWIG SNAPS)
492
00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:55,112
(RUSTLING)
493
00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:13,560
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
494
00:36:13,636 --> 00:36:15,628
(ENGINE STARTS)
495
00:36:18,207 --> 00:36:21,735
(SPEAKERS: MAN ON TAPE)
Just cry. It's the natural way.
496
00:36:21,811 --> 00:36:24,679
If you cry, you'll feel good.
497
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:27,842
If you feel good, you'll
accept who you are.
498
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:32,878
If you accept who you are,
maybe you won't have to cry anymore, pussy.
499
00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:38,622
And so ends side "A" of Help Me Help You
Stop Hating Yourself.
500
00:36:45,935 --> 00:36:47,767
(SIGHS)
501
00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,343
I'm sorry, babe.
502
00:37:03,586 --> 00:37:05,145
(KISSES)
503
00:37:09,325 --> 00:37:11,089
♪ ♪ (GUITAR)
504
00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:57,402
Sorry if I offended some people
this afternoon.
505
00:38:00,876 --> 00:38:02,868
Sorry I'm smoking on your porch.
506
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,742
It's cool.
(LAUGHS)
507
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:10,151
That works.
(LAUGHS)
508
00:38:21,163 --> 00:38:24,292
So, uh, what do we do now?
509
00:38:26,802 --> 00:38:28,293
What do you mean?
510
00:38:28,370 --> 00:38:30,396
Like...
511
00:38:30,473 --> 00:38:33,238
you know, all the small talk's over.
512
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:35,335
Chitchat.
(CLEARS THROAT)
513
00:38:35,411 --> 00:38:37,812
(COUGHS)
514
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,076
What do we do?
515
00:38:40,149 --> 00:38:44,382
We, like, enrich
each other's lives or something.
516
00:38:44,453 --> 00:38:47,013
- Oh. Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah.
517
00:38:47,089 --> 00:38:48,955
Uh, how do we do that?
518
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:54,597
Okay, say the first thing
that comes to your head.
519
00:38:59,401 --> 00:39:01,336
Your guitar looks like a cock.
520
00:39:01,403 --> 00:39:02,894
- (SNICKERS)
- (LAUGHING)
521
00:39:04,473 --> 00:39:07,068
- Yeah? Okay.
- Mmm.
522
00:39:07,143 --> 00:39:08,736
You go.
523
00:39:16,385 --> 00:39:20,186
Balloons look like boobs.
524
00:39:20,256 --> 00:39:22,054
- Okay?
- (GIGGLES)
525
00:39:22,124 --> 00:39:24,650
And roses...
526
00:39:24,727 --> 00:39:26,593
look like vaginas.
527
00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:30,626
- Vagina!
- Yep. Yep.
528
00:39:30,699 --> 00:39:32,190
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
529
00:39:32,268 --> 00:39:34,533
- It's a great word. Right?
- It's a great word.
530
00:39:34,603 --> 00:39:36,902
- Yeah.
- The best, actually.
531
00:39:37,773 --> 00:39:39,571
I...
(LAUGHING)
532
00:39:45,981 --> 00:39:47,415
Cool.
533
00:39:47,483 --> 00:39:50,510
Are you coming on the walk tomorrow?
(CHUCKLES)
534
00:39:50,586 --> 00:39:52,953
Yeah.
535
00:39:53,022 --> 00:39:54,547
Count me in.
536
00:39:54,623 --> 00:39:56,558
Cool. Oh...
537
00:40:00,663 --> 00:40:02,825
Looking forward to it.
538
00:40:02,898 --> 00:40:04,730
- Night.
- Yep.
539
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,826
- All right.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
540
00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:32,318
(EXHALES, SNIFFS)
541
00:40:32,394 --> 00:40:33,885
Hey, buddy.
542
00:41:02,324 --> 00:41:05,055
(QUIET TAPPING)
543
00:41:10,432 --> 00:41:12,128
(CHILD LAUGHING)
544
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,031
(SIGHS)
545
00:42:13,996 --> 00:42:15,487
Oh!
546
00:42:17,866 --> 00:42:19,357
(CHUCKLES)
547
00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:23,566
You're that other guy.
548
00:42:24,606 --> 00:42:26,598
You're the creepy guy.
549
00:42:30,446 --> 00:42:32,381
You okay?
550
00:42:39,488 --> 00:42:40,979
(WHISPERS)
Motherfucker.
551
00:42:48,464 --> 00:42:50,456
(SHOVEL HITS DIRT)
552
00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:55,163
(GRUNTING)
553
00:42:55,237 --> 00:42:56,728
Marriage...
554
00:42:58,741 --> 00:43:00,232
shouldn't be...
555
00:43:01,477 --> 00:43:04,470
this fuckin' hard.
556
00:43:08,917 --> 00:43:10,442
(GRUNTS)
557
00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:12,613
The fuck!
558
00:43:14,923 --> 00:43:15,923
What?
559
00:43:39,114 --> 00:43:42,141
(SHOUTS)
560
00:43:46,288 --> 00:43:48,314
Aaah!
561
00:43:51,527 --> 00:43:54,725
(PANTING)
562
00:44:13,182 --> 00:44:15,242
(AX HITS FLESH)
563
00:44:26,728 --> 00:44:28,993
Thank you.
564
00:44:29,064 --> 00:44:30,862
Anyone drink coffee?
565
00:44:33,769 --> 00:44:36,864
(KNOCKING)
566
00:44:36,939 --> 00:44:38,771
Hey.
567
00:44:38,841 --> 00:44:42,209
Uh, we're heading out soon, so...
568
00:44:44,346 --> 00:44:46,144
Are you okay?
569
00:44:46,215 --> 00:44:48,047
I'm fine.
570
00:44:50,452 --> 00:44:52,785
Have you seen West?
571
00:44:52,855 --> 00:44:55,654
So you're not fine. Uh, I don't know.
572
00:44:55,724 --> 00:44:58,353
What if he left,
or ran away like those two assholes?
573
00:44:58,427 --> 00:44:59,918
Hey.
574
00:45:03,398 --> 00:45:05,958
West seemed like a really capable guy.
575
00:45:09,037 --> 00:45:13,202
And considering his name, I think he's got
a pretty good sense of direction, so...
576
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:15,471
Fuck off.
577
00:45:15,544 --> 00:45:20,073
- Did you guys get in a fight or something?
- Did you hear me, asshole?
578
00:45:20,149 --> 00:45:22,311
Well, I'm just saying.
579
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:29,519
Look, he probably went
to the bar last night.
580
00:45:29,591 --> 00:45:31,583
You know, it's a long walk back.
581
00:45:34,196 --> 00:45:36,461
Why don't you come with us on the hike?
582
00:45:36,532 --> 00:45:38,933
And we'll probably run into him.
583
00:45:39,001 --> 00:45:40,936
Yeah?
584
00:45:42,771 --> 00:45:44,262
Okay. Fine.
585
00:45:45,474 --> 00:45:47,466
- Cool.
- Now leave.
586
00:45:57,486 --> 00:45:59,478
(WATER RUNNING)
587
00:46:13,702 --> 00:46:15,193
Hmm.
588
00:46:18,774 --> 00:46:21,107
Want some jerky?
589
00:46:21,176 --> 00:46:23,202
I'm not gonna say no.
590
00:46:26,281 --> 00:46:29,115
I don't touch the stuff myself.
591
00:46:29,184 --> 00:46:31,551
But I always have extra.
592
00:46:35,924 --> 00:46:37,722
Hey, Michael?
593
00:46:37,793 --> 00:46:41,025
- This isn't my first hike, but...
- Yeah, I know.
594
00:46:41,096 --> 00:46:43,224
It's my first.
595
00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:45,358
Yeah. You okay?
596
00:46:45,434 --> 00:46:48,427
Or are you trying to lose the Twinkie puff?
597
00:46:48,503 --> 00:46:52,270
- You insulting the law, girl?
- No. Never.
598
00:46:52,341 --> 00:46:55,277
I'm just saying, I'm a pretty good
seamstress if you need some new clothes.
599
00:46:55,344 --> 00:46:56,835
Duly noted.
600
00:46:59,448 --> 00:47:02,885
So, how long have you
and West been together?
601
00:47:02,951 --> 00:47:04,886
We started fucking in high school.
602
00:47:04,953 --> 00:47:07,320
Found a common interest. It stuck.
603
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:09,688
So, that's romantic then.
(CHUCKLES)
604
00:47:09,758 --> 00:47:12,421
You don't need romance when you have music.
605
00:47:14,129 --> 00:47:16,257
What kind of band you in?
606
00:47:16,331 --> 00:47:18,664
- We're called The Royal Cunts.
- (CHUCKLES)
607
00:47:22,971 --> 00:47:24,963
So, what about you and Betty?
608
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:26,804
Not that I care.
609
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,107
Uh, we've known each other
since we were kids.
610
00:47:30,178 --> 00:47:32,170
One day it was a kiss, and then...
611
00:47:32,247 --> 00:47:34,648
Yeah, she's licking your asshole.
612
00:47:52,668 --> 00:47:54,637
(GAGGING)
613
00:47:54,703 --> 00:47:56,604
Is she all right?
614
00:47:56,672 --> 00:47:58,698
Uh, yeah. I think
the flu's going around or something.
615
00:47:58,774 --> 00:48:00,572
The flu. Right.
616
00:48:00,642 --> 00:48:02,406
Hope it wasn't my cooking.
617
00:48:03,779 --> 00:48:06,442
I'm fine, really.
618
00:48:06,515 --> 00:48:10,008
We made it to the lake.
Let's eat lunch here.
619
00:48:19,428 --> 00:48:22,557
I-I picked it up, Davie. I did.
620
00:48:37,646 --> 00:48:39,308
This doesn't feel right.
621
00:48:42,184 --> 00:48:44,483
We had a home.
622
00:48:45,854 --> 00:48:47,846
Baby, that wasn't a home.
623
00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:53,787
Hey. Now, who's been looking out for you?
624
00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:57,095
- You.
- Yeah.
625
00:48:57,165 --> 00:48:59,327
Damn straight.
626
00:49:03,972 --> 00:49:05,804
Hey.
627
00:49:05,874 --> 00:49:07,934
We're gonna be okay.
628
00:49:08,009 --> 00:49:10,706
- (GIGGLES)
- We are.
629
00:49:12,481 --> 00:49:15,679
Just gonna be me, you and our kid.
630
00:49:15,751 --> 00:49:17,549
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
631
00:49:17,619 --> 00:49:19,110
Yeah.
632
00:49:20,188 --> 00:49:21,679
Hey.
633
00:49:30,799 --> 00:49:33,792
- I'll be right back, okay?
- Where you going?
634
00:49:33,869 --> 00:49:37,135
I'm just gonna try to find
somewhere around here to take a piss.
635
00:49:41,376 --> 00:49:44,437
I'm being active, Davie.
I'm on a hike right now.
636
00:49:44,513 --> 00:49:46,812
I'll do whatever it takes.
637
00:49:48,483 --> 00:49:50,418
Proactive?
638
00:49:50,485 --> 00:49:53,387
- Yeah, I'm doing that too.
I'm drinking less. - Hey.
639
00:49:54,456 --> 00:49:56,755
Whoa!
640
00:49:56,825 --> 00:49:58,794
- I didn't mean anything.
- Nothing.
641
00:49:58,860 --> 00:50:02,092
- Just somebody else on the trail.
- Have you seen Hannah?
642
00:50:04,966 --> 00:50:07,868
Well, I realize I need to change.
643
00:50:07,936 --> 00:50:10,906
No, I don't want to change you.
644
00:50:10,972 --> 00:50:12,463
Oh, shit.
645
00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:15,238
I just dropped my lunch.
646
00:50:18,313 --> 00:50:20,578
(DUCK QUACKING)
647
00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:37,789
(QUACKING STOPS)
648
00:50:59,321 --> 00:51:01,051
About time.
649
00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:03,216
I was beginning to get wor...
650
00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:05,817
(SCREAMING)
651
00:51:12,234 --> 00:51:21,769
(WOMAN, OPERATIC)
♪ A ve Maria ♪
652
00:51:36,625 --> 00:51:39,424
- Hey, you. What the fuck?
- Run, you asshole.
653
00:51:39,494 --> 00:51:43,261
- What the fuck, Hannah? Who the fuck
did this? - Just... fucking... run!
654
00:51:43,331 --> 00:51:46,301
- Hey! Help! Somebody, help us!
- (WAILING)
655
00:51:46,368 --> 00:51:50,100
No, we gotta get this out first.
Okay? Okay?
656
00:51:50,171 --> 00:51:51,764
Do it.
657
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,333
Do it!
(SCREAMING)
658
00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:01,011
Who the fuck did this?
659
00:52:06,555 --> 00:52:08,046
(GURGLING)
660
00:52:26,675 --> 00:52:28,735
- How long?
- Hmm?
661
00:52:28,810 --> 00:52:31,143
How long have you been pregnant?
662
00:52:33,148 --> 00:52:35,379
I don't know what you're talking about.
663
00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:37,544
Uh-huh.
664
00:52:37,619 --> 00:52:40,487
You're pretty talented.
665
00:52:40,555 --> 00:52:43,389
What's a young girl like you
doing out of school?
666
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,620
- Long story.
- Yeah, I bet.
667
00:52:47,228 --> 00:52:50,164
- How old are you?
- (CHUCKLES)
668
00:52:50,231 --> 00:52:52,166
Oh. Never mind.
669
00:52:52,233 --> 00:52:55,294
- Help me. Help me!
- Rachael? What happened?
670
00:52:55,370 --> 00:52:57,362
- I found Jake.
- Where?
671
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:02,768
- Dead.
- Which direction?
672
00:53:02,844 --> 00:53:05,370
- There.
- You stay here with Betty. I'm gonna go...
673
00:53:05,447 --> 00:53:07,575
No! I think it's Hannah.
674
00:53:07,649 --> 00:53:09,777
Don't be ridiculous.
675
00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:12,082
(SCREAMING)
676
00:53:12,153 --> 00:53:14,713
- Stay right there!
- It's her! Shoot her!
677
00:53:14,789 --> 00:53:16,849
She's literally holding a bloody weapon.
678
00:53:16,925 --> 00:53:19,121
Bitch, I got a hole
in my leg because of you!
679
00:53:19,194 --> 00:53:20,890
What the fuck is going on?
680
00:53:20,962 --> 00:53:24,899
All I see is a murderer
and a man with a gun!
681
00:53:24,966 --> 00:53:28,630
- Logic dictates... - Logic dictates
you shut your whore-mongering mouth!
682
00:53:28,703 --> 00:53:30,399
- Calm down.
- That bitch killed this girl's brother.
683
00:53:30,472 --> 00:53:32,134
They aren't brother and sister.
684
00:53:35,276 --> 00:53:38,246
- They look just alike.
- Who gives a fuck!
685
00:53:38,313 --> 00:53:40,544
Just shoot her!
686
00:53:40,615 --> 00:53:44,052
Hey, you're not brother and sister,
are you?
687
00:53:46,154 --> 00:53:47,816
Shit. Look...
688
00:53:47,889 --> 00:53:49,881
(SCREAMING)
689
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:52,427
(CRYING)
690
00:53:56,498 --> 00:53:58,660
Ugh. You look pathetic.
691
00:54:02,003 --> 00:54:04,404
It's easier than doing it myself.
692
00:54:10,478 --> 00:54:12,413
Go!
693
00:54:14,516 --> 00:54:17,748
(SCREAMING)
694
00:54:20,321 --> 00:54:21,812
No.
695
00:54:36,237 --> 00:54:38,468
(SCREAMS)
696
00:54:39,307 --> 00:54:40,798
Shh.
697
00:54:43,111 --> 00:54:44,670
(WHIMPERING)
698
00:54:57,659 --> 00:55:00,185
(SNIFFING)
699
00:55:26,121 --> 00:55:28,784
(STIFLED SCREAM)
700
00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:33,951
Okay.
701
00:55:34,028 --> 00:55:35,826
(DOOR OPENS)
702
00:55:39,367 --> 00:55:40,858
(GRUNTS)
703
00:56:05,293 --> 00:56:07,228
♪ ♪ (HUMMING)
704
00:56:33,087 --> 00:56:35,556
(SQUISHING SOUND)
705
00:56:53,007 --> 00:56:54,600
(CRACKLING)
706
00:56:54,676 --> 00:56:56,167
Mommy, I'm hungry.
707
00:57:14,128 --> 00:57:17,758
(WHISPERING)
I ha-have to get that gun.
708
00:57:17,832 --> 00:57:19,767
You're too hurt.
709
00:57:24,105 --> 00:57:26,040
You can do this.
710
00:58:29,637 --> 00:58:31,970
(WHIMPERS)
711
00:58:50,959 --> 00:58:52,450
(GASPS)
712
00:58:54,028 --> 00:58:55,519
Hannah.
713
00:58:58,099 --> 00:58:59,590
Hannah?
714
00:59:00,702 --> 00:59:02,193
Hannah.
715
00:59:03,371 --> 00:59:05,306
- Mommy.
- (GASPS)
716
00:59:23,358 --> 00:59:24,849
(GROANS)
717
00:59:34,936 --> 00:59:36,427
Oh, God.
718
00:59:38,039 --> 00:59:40,565
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
719
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,382
(CRYING)
720
00:59:57,558 --> 00:59:59,049
Ow.
721
01:00:14,742 --> 01:00:18,611
(MAN)
Uh, got them pair of pants you sewed me.
722
01:00:18,679 --> 01:00:20,375
I love 'em.
723
01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:23,641
(SIGHS)
724
01:00:24,685 --> 01:00:26,620
Thank you kindly.
725
01:00:27,855 --> 01:00:30,586
You know, I was thinking, uh...
726
01:00:30,658 --> 01:00:33,218
that maybe we could go to the lake today.
727
01:00:34,896 --> 01:00:37,297
Catch some fish.
728
01:00:37,365 --> 01:00:40,130
Have a mini tryst.
729
01:00:41,836 --> 01:00:45,432
It'll be so great for our boy
to see all this footage.
730
01:00:50,711 --> 01:00:52,646
What do you say?
731
01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:57,613
I want an abortion.
732
01:00:57,685 --> 01:01:01,178
We have plenty of money.
We're married. I'm ready.
733
01:01:01,255 --> 01:01:03,588
- (SIGHS)
- We never talked about it.
734
01:01:03,658 --> 01:01:06,890
- You didn't ask me if I was ready.
- Okay, let's talk.
735
01:01:09,063 --> 01:01:11,555
My son's notgonna see
his father doing this.
736
01:01:13,167 --> 01:01:14,658
No.
737
01:01:16,904 --> 01:01:19,135
- It's not your choice.
- I said no.
738
01:01:19,207 --> 01:01:21,301
So just shut up, and we'll go fishing.
739
01:01:21,375 --> 01:01:23,105
- It's not...
- Shut up!
740
01:01:23,177 --> 01:01:25,373
- Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
- You're scaring me.
741
01:01:25,446 --> 01:01:27,779
You threaten the life of my son,
you fucking bitch!
742
01:01:27,849 --> 01:01:30,148
I will. I swear to God,
I will fucking do it.
743
01:01:30,218 --> 01:01:32,744
- Rae. You threaten my legacy, I swear to
God... - I'll cut it the fuck out!
744
01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:34,516
- Put the fuckin' knife down!
- Get away from me!
745
01:01:44,665 --> 01:01:46,156
Come on.
746
01:01:53,574 --> 01:01:56,066
I don't want...
747
01:01:56,144 --> 01:01:58,170
- Jesus!
- Get it in your fuckin' mouth.
748
01:02:04,752 --> 01:02:06,243
Fuckin' hear me?
749
01:02:09,190 --> 01:02:11,421
(GRUNTING)
750
01:02:19,133 --> 01:02:21,500
It's not so bad.
751
01:02:41,189 --> 01:02:43,522
- Go to fuckin' God.
- (CRYING) No.
752
01:02:43,591 --> 01:02:45,583
- Blow your fuckin' brains out.
- No.
753
01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:47,993
(CRYING)
754
01:02:50,131 --> 01:02:52,657
- Oh, no.
- Spread your fuckin' legs.
755
01:02:52,733 --> 01:02:55,635
(CRYING CONTINUES)
756
01:03:00,341 --> 01:03:04,676
(SCREAMING, CRYING)
757
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,275
Ray!
758
01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:10,341
- (SCREAMING)
- Shut up.
759
01:03:17,692 --> 01:03:22,960
(BABY FUSSING, CRYING)
760
01:03:26,601 --> 01:03:28,934
(FUSSING)
761
01:03:48,089 --> 01:03:49,580
(FUSSING STOPS)
762
01:03:56,330 --> 01:03:58,993
(CRYING)
763
01:04:02,536 --> 01:04:04,869
Ow!
(CRYING CONTINUES)
764
01:04:08,409 --> 01:04:11,902
Oh. Oh.
765
01:04:11,979 --> 01:04:13,641
Oh, God.
766
01:04:17,618 --> 01:04:19,109
Oh!
767
01:04:39,874 --> 01:04:41,866
- His name is Al.
- Ray.
768
01:04:43,878 --> 01:04:45,870
- I want a divorce.
- (GUNSHOT)
769
01:04:56,624 --> 01:04:58,115
Hey.
770
01:04:59,794 --> 01:05:01,558
How you feelin'?
771
01:05:01,629 --> 01:05:04,030
(FOOTSTEPS)
772
01:05:07,501 --> 01:05:09,493
You look good.
773
01:05:12,139 --> 01:05:13,630
Healthy.
774
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,882
Did you know...
775
01:05:24,952 --> 01:05:27,786
that a female body
can sustain a pregnancy...
776
01:05:27,855 --> 01:05:31,815
as young as five years old in some cases?
777
01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:35,986
I got pregnant late by those standards.
778
01:05:38,199 --> 01:05:41,465
But you...
(CHUCKLES) Um...
779
01:05:41,535 --> 01:05:43,527
you look healthy.
780
01:05:43,604 --> 01:05:46,574
(CHUCKLING)
781
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,872
Jake's the father, right? Your brother?
782
01:05:49,944 --> 01:05:51,810
Yeah.
783
01:05:51,879 --> 01:05:54,781
Don't look at me that way.
784
01:05:56,550 --> 01:06:00,351
We both porked the guy, one way or another.
785
01:06:02,356 --> 01:06:05,292
(CHUCKLES)
Don't worry. I didn't eat him.
786
01:06:07,428 --> 01:06:09,693
I never acquired the taste.
787
01:06:11,766 --> 01:06:15,760
Yeah. I guess it'd be
so much easier if I did.
788
01:06:15,836 --> 01:06:17,327
(GRUNTS)
789
01:06:17,405 --> 01:06:19,897
(PANTING)
790
01:06:23,744 --> 01:06:25,235
(SIGHS)
791
01:06:34,555 --> 01:06:36,387
(CRYING)
792
01:06:43,230 --> 01:06:45,222
You're a shy one.
793
01:06:49,837 --> 01:06:53,171
Have you never seen
a naked woman's body before?
794
01:07:00,147 --> 01:07:04,016
Your brother's little prick is probably the only
thing you've ever seen of the natural world.
795
01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:07,486
Yeah? Yeah, you probably closed your eyes.
796
01:07:07,555 --> 01:07:09,615
You didn't want to see it, did ya?
797
01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:12,888
- (CRYING)
- (MOCK CRYING) Calm down!
798
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,451
(GRUNTS)
799
01:07:19,567 --> 01:07:22,469
It is just one mother talking to another.
800
01:07:22,536 --> 01:07:24,027
Honey.
801
01:07:25,473 --> 01:07:27,738
We understand each other.
802
01:07:27,808 --> 01:07:29,800
We're a lot alike.
803
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,171
You're sweet.
804
01:07:38,085 --> 01:07:39,917
We have a lot in common.
805
01:07:48,095 --> 01:07:52,294
You didn't love your brother,
did you? No. No.
806
01:07:52,366 --> 01:07:55,200
I could tell. That's good.
807
01:07:57,671 --> 01:07:59,731
I loved my husband.
808
01:08:01,809 --> 01:08:03,744
I loved him.
809
01:08:06,981 --> 01:08:09,883
But he was a mean man with nasty habits.
810
01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:14,617
And I could not kill Al after that.
811
01:08:17,558 --> 01:08:21,393
It's a shame he had to take after his dad.
Huh.
812
01:08:21,462 --> 01:08:24,557
Quickly learned breastfeeding
wasn't an option.
813
01:08:24,632 --> 01:08:26,123
You're crazy.
814
01:08:28,736 --> 01:08:31,365
At least I didn't fuck my brother.
815
01:08:31,438 --> 01:08:34,169
- (LAUGHING)
- Wait.
816
01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:38,945
Please don't kill me.
817
01:08:39,013 --> 01:08:41,141
Please. Please.
818
01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:44,575
I am not going to kill you.
819
01:08:47,254 --> 01:08:49,746
I'm going to raise your child.
820
01:08:50,891 --> 01:08:53,087
Al needs somebody to bear this burden with.
821
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:57,063
Al needs a brother. Or a lover.
822
01:08:57,131 --> 01:08:58,895
Like hell!
823
01:09:01,035 --> 01:09:03,402
Very much like hell.
824
01:09:03,470 --> 01:09:06,531
- And back again!
- (GRUNTS)
825
01:09:08,676 --> 01:09:11,805
No one fucks with a Royal Cunt.
826
01:09:15,449 --> 01:09:17,680
You okay?
827
01:09:17,751 --> 01:09:19,242
(GUN DROPS)
828
01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:25,726
You take care of the rest.
829
01:09:25,793 --> 01:09:28,957
Shouldn't you shoot her again,
or something?
830
01:09:29,029 --> 01:09:32,022
You little devil.
I've got something better in mind.
831
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:35,193
You just finish those ties.
832
01:09:35,269 --> 01:09:37,363
(SCREAMING)
833
01:09:42,509 --> 01:09:44,501
Aaah!
834
01:09:59,827 --> 01:10:01,762
(GUNSHOT)
835
01:10:03,063 --> 01:10:04,656
(GUNSHOT)
836
01:10:23,784 --> 01:10:26,379
(CRYING QUIETLY)
837
01:10:29,657 --> 01:10:31,148
Hannah.
838
01:10:34,428 --> 01:10:35,919
Hannah?
839
01:10:40,768 --> 01:10:42,760
Ha... Hannah?
840
01:10:50,144 --> 01:10:53,979
(GASPS, STIFLED SOBBING)
841
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,051
(GASPS)
842
01:12:04,618 --> 01:12:06,712
(WHIMPERS)
843
01:12:17,631 --> 01:12:21,329
(SCREAMS)
844
01:12:35,983 --> 01:12:38,043
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
845
01:12:45,759 --> 01:12:49,355
You stupid fucking girl.
846
01:12:53,801 --> 01:12:56,066
You die now.
847
01:12:58,272 --> 01:13:00,264
You thought you were special.
848
01:13:05,546 --> 01:13:07,879
Thought you could be loved?
849
01:13:16,156 --> 01:13:18,022
You're just a whore.
850
01:13:18,091 --> 01:13:22,552
Just a dead fucking whore.
851
01:13:27,167 --> 01:13:29,432
I prefer the "C" word.
852
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,011
(LAUGHING)
853
01:14:53,086 --> 01:14:58,889
♪♪ (SINGING, FAINT)
854
01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:09,860
It's so good to have you
drawing again, sweetie.
855
01:15:17,377 --> 01:15:20,040
- Your brother...
- I'm keeping the baby.
856
01:15:20,948 --> 01:15:22,746
No, of course.
857
01:15:22,816 --> 01:15:25,308
I'm naming her Hannah.
858
01:15:28,155 --> 01:15:30,454
That's lovely, um...
859
01:15:30,524 --> 01:15:33,119
We really should talk about what happened.
860
01:15:33,193 --> 01:15:35,924
No time, Mom. I'm gonna be late for school.
861
01:16:01,621 --> 01:16:04,682
- She ate the kid.
- No. The kid ate the mom.
862
01:16:04,758 --> 01:16:07,751
Or the mom was eating people... I
don't care. It was 15 years ago.
863
01:16:07,828 --> 01:16:11,663
- Dot. Dot.
- Everything's going to shit.
864
01:16:11,732 --> 01:16:14,361
Well, just go play with Nicole.
865
01:16:15,869 --> 01:16:19,328
- Your sister's fuckin' weird.
- Yeah.
866
01:16:19,406 --> 01:16:21,807
They ever find the kid?
867
01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,309
Who knows? I don't care.
868
01:16:23,377 --> 01:16:25,141
That's awful.
869
01:16:25,212 --> 01:16:27,113
Excuse me for having a sense of history.
870
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:29,843
That doesn't even make sense.
871
01:16:37,924 --> 01:16:39,688
(SCREAMING)
872
01:16:42,462 --> 01:16:43,953
Mommy?
873
01:21:12,499 --> 01:21:14,491
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