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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,399 ♪ Listen up here ♪ 2 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,517 ♪ I'll make it quite clear ♪ 3 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,678 ♪ I'm gonna put some boogie in your ear ♪ 4 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,071 ♪ Shake and bop, don't you stop ♪ 5 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,358 ♪ Dance like a maniac until you drop ♪ 6 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,837 ♪ Don't you be scared, don't you be scared ♪ 7 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,073 ♪ Everybody terrified, no, it don't seem fair ♪ 8 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,511 ♪ What are you waiting for? ♪ 9 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,559 ♪ What do you think you were created for? ♪ 10 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:01,917 ♪ Out of your seat, blind in the heat ♪ 11 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,636 ♪ Do the nasty boogie, mama, stomp your feet ♪ 12 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,997 ♪ Born to raise hell, born to raise hell ♪ 13 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,312 ♪ We know how to do it and we do it real well ♪ 14 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,632 ♪ Born to raise hell, born to raise hell ♪ 15 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,435 ♪ Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ♪ 16 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,792 ♪ Born to raise hell, born to raise hell ♪ 17 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:26,510 ♪ Be a good soldier and die where you fell ♪ 18 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,355 ♪ Shut up, shut up ♪ 19 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,318 ♪ Shut up ♪ 20 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,712 ♪ Give it back, give it back, give it back ♪ 21 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,870 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 22 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,509 ♪ Give it back, give it back, give it back ♪ 23 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,832 ♪ Give it back, give it back ♪ 24 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,469 Oh, yeah. 25 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:16,074 That was for all you pinheads out there 26 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,511 too hip to take off your leather jackets in this 95-degree heat. 27 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,354 Now, I know when the weather gets like this, it brings all you nutbags 28 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,875 out of the woodpile, and since I am a trouble magnet, 29 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:28,550 I have one thing to say to you bozos, and that is "back off." 30 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,314 Here's the Suns of Thunder from their debut album 31 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,391 "Scrambled Eggs and Wobbly Legs." 32 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,279 You're listening to Ian the "Shark" on the station with more hair, 33 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,317 more flare, yet so debonair, 34 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:44,032 KPPX Rebel Radio-o-o. 35 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,869 Since your name is not on the list... hey! Hey! 36 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,998 You've gotta check in here! 37 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,636 Let's get some security on the second floor. 38 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,279 We've got a bogey in elevator one. 39 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,795 It's that guy in the delivery uniform again. 40 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,076 Okay, now be wild. Be as wild as you want. 41 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,550 If you feel like wetting yourself, go with it, okay? 42 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,552 Anarchy's good. They like anarchy, okay? 43 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,189 What are we supposed to say? 44 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,959 What? Don't say anything. Are you kidding me? 45 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,474 Geez, do you wanna blow this? 46 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,314 Do you know how much these stupid hats set me back? 47 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,393 Oh, no. Hey, excuse me. 48 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,313 Mike, it's him. The whacko's back. 49 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,631 Yeah, I'm up here in A and R right now. 50 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,916 I don't see him anywhere. 51 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,038 Oh, hey, dude. 52 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,157 Hey, hi. Are you, like, an executive here or something? 53 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:12,833 How you doing? My name's Chazz. 54 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,957 Chazz Darvey. Listen, I'm in this band, right, 55 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,997 and we just cut this incredibly sweet demo. 56 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,037 I think you should hear it. It'll put a shine on your stinger. 57 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,157 I can't take that tape from you. 58 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,556 It's called unsolicited material and the lawyers would have a fit. 59 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,189 Okay, but this is the real thing, man. This is rock 'n' roll. 60 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,476 None of that, you know, gimmicky stuff that Milli Vanilli... haircuts... 61 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,153 Listen, I would love to hear it, 62 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,277 but if it's unsolicited, I can't touch it. 63 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,477 Look, we've been trying to get solicited. We play all the clubs and... 64 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,190 Well, maybe a gimmick would help. The cream always rises, okay? 65 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,510 Super-duper. Thanks. 66 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,512 All right, dude. Thanks... 67 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,114 You again?! 68 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,794 You just can't learn, can you, scumbag? 69 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,349 Take care now. 70 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,431 Here's your tape. 71 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,998 Hey. How was your day? 72 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,549 Barry is a tremendous asshole. 73 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:08,233 He had this whole stack of invoices 74 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,232 and he made me arrange them by date. 75 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,233 - He's such a tweaker. - Sucks. 76 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,391 Did you mail the rent? 77 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,710 You didn't leave me a stamp. 78 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,151 Well, do you think maybe you could've gone and bought one? 79 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,435 Ow. 80 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,394 Chazz! 81 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,756 What the hell happened to my makeup? 82 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,319 Fell in the toilet. 83 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,675 Shit. Babe, come on. 84 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,114 I told you not to leave it on the tank. 85 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,396 You ruined my makeup, you butt! 86 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,073 What is this attitude, Kayla, huh? 87 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,913 Do you know what I've been through today? 88 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,878 I guess you woke up when the sun was warm 89 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,633 and rode your Harley up and down Melrose 90 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,473 impressing all the 15-year-old girls, right? 91 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,234 I was down at Palatine Records. 92 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:52,959 That's where I was. 93 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,999 Really? What happened? 94 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,515 I had a meeting with a big record executive. 95 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,435 What did he say? Why didn't you tell me? 96 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,796 Well, we talked about solicitation 97 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,315 and guy said he'd snap us up in a second 98 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,949 if it weren't for the lawyers being such dingleberries. 99 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,440 Did he like the tape? 100 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,756 I was just about to give it to him and then a security guard showed up 101 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,389 and ruined everything, man. 102 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,556 - Come on. - Please. 103 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,314 Hey, it's true. Look, I'm making really good contacts. 104 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:26,790 I am. When they hear this song, they're gonna go apeshit. 105 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,951 It's just gonna take some time, Kayla, all right? 106 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,952 - What's the big deal? - The "big deal" 107 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,912 is that I'm doing the bullshit work 108 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,952 and you're living the rock 'n' roll life. 109 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,992 I wanna live the life, too. 110 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,276 I'm doing this for us. 111 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,477 Come on, babe. 112 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,075 You know that once I make it, you got a free ride. 113 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,117 I'm gonna treat you like gold. 114 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,920 Chazz, it's been months. 115 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:50,878 Maybe you should get a job. 116 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,913 This... this is my job, okay? 117 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,674 I am trying managers, record executives, 118 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,070 club owners, that's hard work. 119 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,153 You get to sit in a nice office all day smoking and drinking coffee. 120 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,800 - This is bullshit! - Oh, my snout. 121 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,076 You bastard! I hate you. 122 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,352 You are nobody and you are never gonna be anybody. 123 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,557 I can't believe this. You're treating me like some neckless goober 124 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:15,949 after I wrote this song for you? 125 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,993 Oh, you wrote that song before you even met me. 126 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,515 - So. - So... 127 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,752 Get out! Get out now! 128 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,519 - Man, I'm not taking... - Get lost! 129 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,559 - Okay, okay, okay, okay. Kayla?! - Go! Keep going! 130 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,673 - Lighten up. - You poser. 131 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,514 I always knew you were a loser! 132 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,631 Everyone warned me! 133 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,954 I hate your music! I always have! 134 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,712 She booted you out again, huh? 135 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,315 What a bitch. 136 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,551 I mean, that that happened. 137 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,154 Hey, it don't mean squat, man. 138 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,719 She's gonna be jonesing six months from now 139 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:58,157 when we're on the cover of "Rip" magazine looking all... cool. 140 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,834 - Shut up. - Just saying. 141 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,077 - Rex. - What? 142 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:06,153 I told you to stock the endcaps and mop the employee lounge. 143 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,231 Too late, Zachary, I'm outta here. 144 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,789 - I'm gonna tell old man Covington. - Oh, be quiet. 145 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,956 - Hey, Chazz, what's up? - What's up? 146 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,191 - He's moving in with us for awhile. - Get outta here, man. 147 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,078 That's great. We can rock out after breakfast. 148 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,197 Yeah, man, things are gonna start happening to us. 149 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,596 No matter what that chimp from Palatine Records says. 150 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,036 You see, that's just it. That's the way you guys think. 151 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,992 Think everything's gonna happen to you. 152 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,918 You gotta make it happen. 153 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,599 How many practices have you missed 154 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,671 'cause you're cleaning up some stiff's pool? 155 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,510 Get in the truck, dingus. 156 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,312 I'll be right there. 157 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,872 Man, Chazz is right. 158 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,236 All we gotta do is make our own action, you know? 159 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,999 That's the way it is, little bro. 160 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,276 Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? 161 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,510 Man, he hustled. 162 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,354 That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear. 163 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,353 Yeah, well, we got the look, man. We're gonna be huge. 164 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,510 Yeah, we're almost there. 165 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,035 You know, Chazz says once we get a record contract, 166 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,520 they got these chicks with breast implants 167 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,159 that pick out your stage clothes. 168 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,516 Oh, dude, cover your mouth. 169 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,273 You're shooting phlegm all over my ass. 170 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,158 - Say gesundheit. - Slobberhead. 171 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,391 I say it for you, man. 172 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,995 Honey, I'm home. 173 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:42,835 Hey, Pip, check this out. 174 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,311 Oh, oh, the Incredible Crash Dummies. Whoo! 175 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,080 You must've five-fingered most of the store by now. 176 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,312 No, man. I mean, most of these guns are discontinued anyway. 177 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,714 Like this oozy water pistol's from a flash battalion combat set. 178 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,598 They got rid of it because it looked too real. 179 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,558 Mama. 180 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:07,069 Wow. Now you've got yourself a whole arsenal here. 181 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,357 - What are you doing? - Pepper sauce. 182 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,875 Active ingredient: capsicum. 183 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,997 You blast this in somebody's face and they're all like, 184 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,595 "Oh, oh!" 185 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:26,559 If some Hollywood Boulevard trash comes shimmying up the rain pipe... 186 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,876 - Hey! - Whoa! 187 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,154 Listen up, you lowlifes! 188 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,113 What the hell are we doing here on a Thursday night? 189 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,790 That's right, rock 'n' roll! 190 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,480 Okay, we're here to party tonight 191 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,393 with our little buddies 192 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,393 the Suns of Thunder. 193 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,109 Suns of Thunder, man, 194 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,113 didn't we blow queens off the stage at Chez Bang six months ago? 195 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,954 So why don't all you little idiots 196 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,317 press your faces up against the speakers 197 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,950 and blow your brains out?! 198 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,400 Look at all this crap. What do we give away first, 199 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,039 the hats or the hair care products? 200 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,271 Girls, you wanna get us a couple drinks, please? 201 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,670 I like this one, baby! Ow! 202 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,158 Ooh, serious bumper. 203 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,754 You wanna punch it up a little bit, Ian? 204 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,433 You're about as spunky as a corpse out there. 205 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,432 The Suns of Thunder, for Christ's sake? 206 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,479 Pablum. How can you even tell these bands apart? 207 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,119 I read the trades. 208 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,590 First of all, I'd like to say thanks to Ian 209 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,871 and Rebel Radio for playing our single 210 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,236 and basically getting us signed. 211 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,311 Is this on? 212 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,270 ♪ Don't hate me ♪ 213 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,511 Look at them stupid pantaloons they're wearing. 214 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,079 That's what we gotta do. 215 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,231 Well, it looks like they're carrying a load in them pants. 216 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,477 No, they played their song on the radio 217 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:00,109 and they got an album and everything. That's what we gotta do. 218 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,950 ♪ Your lips are full, your head is empty ♪ 219 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,915 ♪ This faded valentine is what you sent me. ♪ 220 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,834 Look, all we've got to do is get them to play the tape and we're golden. 221 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,553 This is never gonna work. 222 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,279 Pip, damn it, what is your problem? 223 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,670 Remember that guy "Doper" Greg? 224 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,200 Remember that guy, man? 225 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,317 He used to blow bong hits in his iguana's face 226 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,869 and try to make the thing watch cartoons with him all the time. 227 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,360 So what? Will you shut up? 228 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,079 Just get to the point. What? 229 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,560 Well, he won this radio giveaway. 230 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,234 And when he went down to the station, they wouldn't let him in the building. 231 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,038 It was, like, this total security building. 232 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,237 They slide his tickets through this little slot 233 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,714 with, like, salad tong things. 234 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,076 Oh, so just because that anus couldn't get in, 235 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,920 - does that mean that we can't? - Anybody gives us any static, 236 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,993 - I shove this in their face. - Ah! 237 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,674 Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with the toy gun? 238 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,036 The cop zapped him with a Taser until he went bald. 239 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,669 But then he sued 'em for a million bucks when his pubes wouldn't grow in. 240 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,878 Still got no hair on his balls, man. 241 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,232 Go to the back. 242 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,234 - It's locked. - Pip, give me your bank card. 243 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,555 - Yeah. - Come on, let's go. 244 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,394 - I'll get this door open. - Let's go, let's go, let's go. 245 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,790 Piece of cake. Watch this. 246 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,190 - What's your secret code? - Huh? What for? 247 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:54,240 - That's how these things work. - I can't tell you my code. 248 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,914 Will you get over there and tell him the code and hurry up. 249 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,754 - You punch in the code, okay? - Okay, all right. 250 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,670 Please, don't look. 251 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,310 Hey! The thing took my card! 252 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:17,393 Shit. All right, stand back. 253 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,789 What are you doing, MacGyver? 254 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,712 Open it up, I'm gonna short-circuit it. 255 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,593 Nah. 256 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,110 Oh, man, we almost got in. That's too bad, let's get going. 257 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,556 Hey, Pip, you backstabber. What are you, quitting out on us? 258 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,717 - What? The door's locked. - Oh, man, you're such a flake. 259 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,200 You don't even care about this band, do you? 260 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,192 You run around in the apartment all day in your "fudgies". 261 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,509 - That's not true! - It is, too! 262 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,796 I always gotta tell you to put pants on when somebody comes over. 263 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,236 - He's making this up! - Will you both shut up?! 264 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,193 Please! Okay, you're brothers, all right? 265 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,754 Come on, man, we ain't locked out yet. 266 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,433 - Stay here, Pip. - Ah! 267 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,796 You got a big mouth, man! 268 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,157 Hey, Pip. 269 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,513 Oh, my God. 270 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,434 Pip, Pip! 271 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,234 Oh, my... here. 272 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,674 Are you all right? 273 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,719 'Cause I'm really sorry. I just came out for a cigarette. 274 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,553 It's all right, don't worry about it. 275 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:28,111 'Cause I'm really sorry. I just came out and bonk. 276 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,555 - Hi. - Hi. 277 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,518 Suzzi, caller 50 needs some tickets. 278 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,194 Um, shit. I gotta go. 279 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,919 Bye- 280 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,558 Yes! Sweetness! 281 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,517 Come on. 282 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,873 There we go. 283 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,199 Tired of getting burned too close? 284 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,192 Tired of losing your women to suave rockers... 285 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,719 You wanna make a change, right? 286 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:09,712 If you wanna get serious about your look, 287 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,553 get to the Hair Bomb on Melrose. 288 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,472 - What the... - Huh? 289 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,950 - See, it's all there. - Oh. 290 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,595 Coloring, razor cuts, popcorn, perms, and weaves. 291 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,558 It brings out the rock star in you. 292 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,075 Well, this is beautiful. 293 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,390 Well, I try to be a team player. 294 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,234 Oh, I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow. 295 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,392 I'm cutting loose a lot of deadweight. There's gonna be a lot going on here. 296 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,791 - Oh, boy. - Problem? 297 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:39,397 Well, I've been having a little bit of, um, itching 298 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,592 on my, um... 299 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,149 - I mean, it could be hemorrhoids. - I don't wanna hear that, Gary. 300 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,197 No, I know, I know. It's just that I made an appointment 301 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,674 with my proctologist 302 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,559 to get some type of cream or something. 303 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,075 So you're gonna leave me high and dry, huh? 304 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,918 Oh, that's a nice team attitude. 305 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,874 Well, I, um, suppose I could come in for most of Saturday. 306 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,559 - And Sunday. - Well, yeah, yeah. 307 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:06,953 Now, when are you planning on breaking this to everyone? 308 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:10,636 Well, I thought I'd wait for exactly the right moment. 309 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,911 I mean, these things require 310 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,230 a certain measure of delicacy. 311 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:22,272 ♪ Are you ready to rumble? ♪ 312 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,592 Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. It's swamp motorcycle racing at its best. 313 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:29,435 The USSBA brings the ultimate action, swamp-race action. 314 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,955 60,000 cubic feet of muddy slop... 315 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,509 Hey. 316 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,959 We're a band. 317 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,231 Oh, of course, the Partridge Family. 318 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,631 Which one of you is Laurie? 319 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,440 - Get out. - Listen, we just came down 320 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,795 to talk to you about our demo tape. 321 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,116 We were wondering if maybe you could set us up, you know? 322 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,398 - Like you did with the Sons of Thunder. - How did you morons even get in here? 323 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,358 They've got electronic locks on all the doors. 324 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,193 Well, we had to break in. 325 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,920 You guys got this place sealed up like a dolphin's butt. 326 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,594 Watertight! 327 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,832 Let me get this straight. 328 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,269 You guys are an unsigned band, 329 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,474 and you broke into the radio station to get your demo played on the air? 330 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,029 That's about the slow and skinny of it. 331 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:23,792 And what sound are you megastars of the future hip to? 332 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,871 What is your musical vibe? 333 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,639 - Well... - That's a good question. 334 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,997 - We could play anything. - Not that slap-bass noise. I hate that. 335 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,310 R's more “kn a power flop. 336 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,914 We don't like to limit ourselves to labels. 337 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,879 Yeah, I mean, there's always someone out there 338 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:41,112 who always wants to lump you together with the other long-haired buttholes, 339 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,715 but this is one of the things that we're struggling against. 340 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,837 I'm telling you, it is tough. 341 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,880 - This guy knows. - I got booted out of Palatine Records, 342 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,111 my girlfriend kicks me out of the apartment... 343 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,318 Well, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to conjure up 344 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,552 the kind of woman who would go out with you. 345 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,313 She's not like what you'd think. 346 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:03,313 She's actually really cool and, well... 347 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,278 I guess what it all comes down to is that 348 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,193 we really care about each other and I screwed up. 349 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,271 She's been there for me, practically from the beginning. 350 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,070 I think I let her down, but I still want us to be tight. 351 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,231 Uh-oh, I think we're busted. 352 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,118 What did I do now? 353 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,556 Get these guys out. Are we still on air? 354 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,070 Listen, Milo, I get six minutes of talk time an hour. 355 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,437 - What do you care how I spend them? - Get these morons off the air. 356 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,597 - I'm warning you, Ian. - Ease up, Grumpy. 357 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,320 - Somebody gave you a break once. - Even though you're a goon. 358 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,592 I say we make this an open forum. Let's hear the man out. 359 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,752 Go ahead, Conan. Explain to Milo why we should play your tape. 360 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,230 I'm not pulling pud here, all right? 361 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:44,598 My entire life force is on this tape and I don't know what else to say. 362 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,878 - Come on, man, can you give us a shot? - How can you say no to that? 363 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,118 You're on thin ice, Ian. You're not untouchable. 364 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,476 - You think you are, but you're not. - Get out of my booth. 365 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,278 Without me, you don't have any ratings. 366 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,555 We'll see about that. 367 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,711 Let's go. Out! All you losers, come on. 368 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,433 Get your hands off me, Jackson. 369 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,318 You wanna try getting physical with me? 370 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,949 Listen, you shaved ape. 371 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,475 I could make a phone call and have you picking up garbage on the freeway 372 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,796 for the rest of the decade. You wanna get smart with me? 373 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,919 Try it. I will not be pushed around by Hollywood Boulevard trash like you. 374 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,230 I'm trash? 375 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,829 What, do you think you're better than me? Huh? 376 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,469 - Oops. - He's got a gun! He's got a gun! 377 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,950 Hey, stop squirming, pussy! 378 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,958 I'll fill your face so full of lead, 379 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,118 you'll be shitting bullets for a week, you no-dick loser! 380 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,317 - Come on, Rex. - Shut up. 381 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,199 Ian, you wanna talk to these fellas? 382 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,079 - What do you suggest? - Say something. They like you. 383 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,232 Shut up, dick-smoke! Chazz, come on. 384 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,036 All right. Look, I know you would've been cool, 385 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,271 but then this penis had to step in and get heavy. 386 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,477 Look, all we wanna do is to be heard, and then we're outta here. 387 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,910 Believe me, I understand. Just cool it, huh? 388 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,640 Buddy, why don't you cut your losses? You're in over your head. 389 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,518 - You don't know what you're doing! - Shut your face! 390 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,116 Just shut your stupid face! I know exactly what I'm doing! 391 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,357 There's the whole problem with you guys. 392 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,114 You think because you got some big job that you know something. 393 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,756 Wrong! You got Haggar slacks and you got your stylish little pony-nub. 394 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,593 - Bet it ain't even real. - Ow! 395 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,036 Hey, hey, hey. Just cool it, huh? 396 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,271 Hey, guys, we're all rock 'n' rollers here. 397 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,193 You look like half a butt-puppet that... 398 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,716 Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes 399 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,520 and the only people there are the other bands and their girlfriends? 400 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,393 Don't talk to me about rock 'n' roll! 401 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,716 I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it! 402 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,234 I am rock 'n' roll! 403 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,152 It's guys like you and that Jimmie Wing 404 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,596 down at Palatine that ruin everything for everyone... 405 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,990 Jimmy, Jimmy, they're talking about you on KPPX. 406 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,197 Come here. 407 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,471 Then you realize there's a million of these Jimmie Wing 408 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,039 yuppie bone-smugglers out there. 409 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,470 These guys are running the industry 410 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,712 and they don't know a damn thing about rock 'n' roll! 411 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,673 Okay. 412 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,116 - Hello. Police. - Now I'll tell you what, 413 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,634 Mr. Program Director Man, 414 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,751 you put our goddamn tape on the air right now 'cause we spent 415 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,718 a lot of money on this thing and it's gonna get some airplay 416 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,757 or my man's gonna gank you here and now! 417 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,719 - Shit, yeah. - Well, let's not go ganking anyone. 418 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,316 - Um, if we play the tape, will you go? - That's all we need, d-cheese. 419 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,955 Play the thing, Milo. Do what he says. 420 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:25,398 - Play it! What are you waiting for? - Sorry about all this. 421 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,437 - Enjoy. - I can't wait. 422 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,477 We can't play this tape. 423 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,836 We're only set up for CDs and cassettes. 424 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,833 Chazz, I said we should've brought a cassette. 425 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,553 A cassette dub knocks out the low end 426 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,075 and it makes my background vocal sound like someone's stepping on my nuts. 427 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,674 God. Mr. Perfectionist. 428 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:43,394 You quit necking on me, you femmes. All we got was a quarter-inch. 429 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,437 There's gotta be a reel-to-reel around here somewhere. 430 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,511 Go find it. It's a radio station. 431 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,998 Yeah. That's it there. 432 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,399 Milo, didn't I tell you to knock when you come in my office? 433 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,797 Just keep quiet and get that reel-to-reel deck down to the booth. 434 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,600 Oh, gonna tell me to shut up now? Uh-huh, Uh-huh. 435 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,639 See, a brother can't open his mouth without the white man slap him down. 436 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,189 Just do it, Marcus! 437 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,720 Damn. 438 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,433 White man with a gun. 439 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,639 Same shit been happenin' to my people for 425-some-odd years. 440 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,639 Hey, you like working here, man? 441 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,310 We're down, man. Hendrix was God. 442 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,676 You wanna take a step back? 443 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,433 You're standing on my dick, man. 444 00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,075 Yeah, I've seen Anthrax and Public Enemy. 445 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,754 That was out of control, man. Together, you know. 446 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,959 - You catch that one, G? - Don't call me G. 447 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,077 - What do you want me to call you? - Hey, come on. 448 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,237 All right, that's it. 449 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,676 I can't wait for you to put that gun down, 'cause when you do, 450 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,513 you and me, me and you, we're gonna throw down. 451 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,479 That's right. We're gonna get serious. Mano a swine. 452 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,790 Hey, look, you, just shut your piehole and keep working. 453 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,550 Piehole? What's that supposed to be, some kind of cracker slang? 454 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,351 Come on, let's go. 455 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,477 Ooh! Ooh! 456 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,550 You can't smoke here, babe. 457 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,518 Yeah? What am I doin' now? 458 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,399 You should put it out. The smoke could damage the equipment. 459 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,076 No, shit. 460 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,591 - Are you ready? - Almost. 461 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,671 Okay, give us a real nice intro. 462 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,918 And don't say anything about us having a gun to your head. 463 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,756 - Okay, who are you guys? - My name's Pip. 464 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:02,197 - The band. The band name. - Sorry about that. 465 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,034 - He doesn't wear a helmet, does he? - It's right there on the box. 466 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:09,592 - Read It. - "The Lone Rangers". That's original. 467 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,957 How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"? 468 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,590 - What's wrong with that? - Well, there's three of you. 469 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:21,038 You're not exactly lone. Shouldn't you be The Three Rangers? 470 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,592 No idea what you're saying right now. 471 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,797 - You lost me. - Forget about it, Ian. 472 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,479 - Just play the thing! - Yeah, forget it. 473 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,474 - Come on, just play it. - Listen up, guppies, 474 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,712 Ian the Shark is back and have I got a surprise for you. 475 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,394 I've got goose bumps, frankly... 476 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,114 For the first time ever, I'm willing to bet, 477 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,793 here's that hit single by 478 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,840 The Lone Rangers. 479 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,437 Turn it off! Come on, man. What did you do? 480 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,238 What did you do? What did you do to it? 481 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,040 Hey, I didn't do anything. Tonto must have loaded the tape in wrong. 482 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,840 Hey, your machine dilapidated it, man. 483 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,957 - Hey! - What?! 484 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,351 Oh! What! Hey! 485 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,989 - Hey, that's my jacket! - Put it out! 486 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,833 Please! 487 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,317 Oh, man. The demo's wasted. 488 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,715 Well, what are we gonna do now? 489 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,439 Run! 490 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,874 It's the inbreeding. 491 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,833 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 492 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,750 - Oh, man. - How'd they know we were here? 493 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,315 I don't know. I don't know. Okay. 494 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,996 Look, maybe they're just on patrol. All right, we didn't do nothing, right? 495 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,520 - What? - You go. 496 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,791 You guys suck. 497 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,634 Everything's going to be all right. 498 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,509 ♪ Distract him for a moment from the scary-looking man ♪ 499 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:16,959 ♪ Baby, do you wanna dance? ♪ 500 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,880 ♪ Where'd I wake up now? ♪ 501 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,395 ♪ He wanders in his diapers in the dark ♪ 502 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,233 ♪ The question he can't seem to change ♪ 503 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,277 ♪ And do I sing or do I bark? ♪ 504 00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,558 ♪ Two-dimensions, dancing in the street ♪ 505 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,429 ♪ But Baby Huey starts to cry alone beneath the sheets... ♪ 506 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,113 Let me in! Let me in! 507 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,432 I don't wanna go to jail. I'm fragile. 508 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,639 Move it! Go! 509 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,994 Ah! 510 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,153 Shit! We're surrounded. 511 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,193 Why don't we just go out there, man, and give ourselves up? 512 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,476 - We could say we were joking around. - Real smart. 513 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,517 They'll cart us off before you can say "Rudolph Redpecker". 514 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,433 Well, you didn't have to break out the gun. What the hell were you doing? 515 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,318 What was I supposed to do? They wouldn't play the tape. 516 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,959 - You didn't have to do that! - Shut up. 517 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,236 - You shut up! - Both of you shut up, you dicks! 518 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,959 Okay, if we go outside, we get roped. We know that. 519 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,952 All right, we stay in here and we figure it out. 520 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,952 Excuse me? 521 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,952 - More people. Okay. - Jesus. 522 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,634 All right, we get everyone, we round 'em up, we put them in the station 523 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,279 and nobody leaves until we figure this out. 524 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,717 What was she on the Clydesdale scale? 525 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,837 Yeah, that's where you gotta figure how many Clydesdales 526 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,957 it'd take to tear off your face. 527 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,111 - Yeah, imagine... - Later. 528 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,476 Let's go. 529 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,996 I knew from looking at him that he was a bomb about to go off. 530 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,357 A big fat media bomb! 531 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,636 They're gonna be all over the news now. 532 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,952 "Time" magazine, "Larry King Live." 533 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,959 If the song's in English, it's a gold record at least. 534 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,031 Come on, come on. Let's go. 535 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,439 - Hi again. - Hi. 536 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,558 Hey, hey. You guys think you're gonna waste anybody? 537 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,400 'Cause if you are, pop Milo first. 538 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,756 - That guy's a bozo deluxe. - Uh-huh, go. 539 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,079 Just gonna lay low until this thing blows over. 540 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,513 Argh! Argh! 541 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,190 All right, everybody on the floor right now. 542 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:47,431 Do you mind if I sit in a chair? I don't wanna get all cruddy. 543 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,910 Uh, yeah. 544 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,391 - Thank you. - Eh, if she doesn't sit on the floor, 545 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,114 - I don't know why I have to. - You heard the man. 546 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,193 - Hit the deck or I smoke you. - Sit down on the floor now! 547 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,869 Everybody else gets to sit in a chair except for you. 548 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,397 Are we... Are we still on the air? 549 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,393 - Have you made contact? - No, Sergeant. 550 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,119 One guy came out, but he went back in. 551 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,159 Have Dispatch give us their number. Let's give 'em a call. 552 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,754 You getting all this, Wilson? 553 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,799 Establish contact, make sure it's not a false alarm. 554 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,997 I know the procedure. 555 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,195 - Could I get something to eat, man? - You hungry, buddy? 556 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,631 - Hey, Chazz? Chazz? - What? 557 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,555 - Why is everyone staring at me? - That guy says he's hungry. 558 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,075 Who gives a shit?! I'm trying to think here, okay? 559 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,359 KPPX, where the action never stops. 560 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,473 Oh, hi. 561 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,190 Well, there's three psychotic musicians in here with guns. 562 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,791 How would you feel? I have no idea. 563 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,430 The leader? Hold on. 564 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,830 It's the police. 565 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,310 They wanna talk to you. 566 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,036 He doesn't wanna talk. 567 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,634 What am I supposed to do, beg him? 568 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,314 What are you doing to get us out of here? 569 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,270 Okay, fine. 570 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,915 He wants you to go out and talk to him. 571 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,957 Bag that. What for? 572 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,679 He wants to know what your demands are 573 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,035 for releasing the hostages. 574 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,679 Oh, my God! 575 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,150 Demands? What's he mean by "hostages"? 576 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,119 I've got a reality check for you, Curly. 577 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,237 What you're doing is a felony, maybe worse. 578 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,000 - What are your demands? - I don't want anything. 579 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,753 I just don't wanna go outside. 580 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,673 Okay. Come here, come here. 581 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,837 - What do we need? - He needs a hockey stick 582 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,633 up the backside of his head. 583 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,360 Look, shut up, all right? I'm warning you. Don't bring Chazz down! 584 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,512 Thank you, Rex. 585 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,150 All right. Now, what do we want? 586 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,834 Uh, Chazz? 587 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:35,555 All right. 588 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,471 - I like your hair. - What's that? 589 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,200 My name's Suzzi, with two Zs. 590 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,277 Oh, hi. 591 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,556 So you, like, answer the phones and all that stuff? 592 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:57,714 Mm-hmm. Yeah, for, like, six hours a day. 593 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,271 Oh, what a drag, huh? 594 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,114 Look, I understand you're trying to make a statement here, 595 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,998 but this is getting out of hand. 596 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,151 Hey, come on, man, you know where I'm coming from, huh? 597 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,392 - Hey, come on, be a sport, will ya? - All right, but can we move this along? 598 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,710 Now, why did you come here? 599 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,430 I came here for a lousy three minutes and 31 seconds of airplay. 600 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,313 - That's it. - Fine. 601 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,517 Now there's cops outside with guns, 602 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,830 and you're holding people hostage, right? 603 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,991 - Uh, yeah. - On top of that, 604 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,629 your tape is destroyed. 605 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,031 So there's only one thing that you can do. 606 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,039 Get the other copy of the demo. 607 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,519 Rex. 608 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:50,989 Bastard! 609 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,954 You called on the phone, but we're not at home. 610 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,350 - Leave a message for Kayla. - Leave a message for Chazz. 611 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,273 We'll call you back soon, so don't have a spaz! 612 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,910 Come on, come on. Stay back now! Back there! 613 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,196 Hold it! Hold it! 614 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,437 Okay, kid, I want you to control this crowd. 615 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,113 If any of these lookie-loos give you any trouble, 616 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,231 I want you to cuff 'em and throw 'em in the squad car. 617 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,391 Technically, I can't do that, Sergeant. 618 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,359 - The Civilian Review... - I know what the Civilian Review 619 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:24,558 Committee said, but they're not out here doing crowd control, are they? 620 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:26,313 Listen, when you're in the line of fire, 621 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,994 you do what's necessary to get the job done. 622 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,231 You don't break the law, but occasionally you bend it. 623 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,075 - When that time comes, you Improvise. - Yes, sir. 624 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,114 Cover me. 625 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,558 Get your hands up over your head. Get down on the pavement! 626 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,869 - Get down! - What the f... 627 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,678 - Sergeant. - What? 628 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,515 You men, back off. Get back, God damn it! 629 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,274 Put those guns down. It's okay. 630 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,636 You can get up... God damn it, get back! 631 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:00,360 What the hell is this, man?! You invited me to come out! 632 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,158 Well, you just caught us a little by surprise. 633 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,391 I'm Sergeant O'Malley. I'm here to work with you. 634 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,233 - What's your name? - Got my rhythm section inside 635 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,596 - keepin' an eye on me. - That's fine. Nobody's gonna hurt you. 636 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,831 - Is everybody okay in there? - They're all fine. My name's Chazz. 637 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,839 Great. It's good to meet you. Chazz. 638 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,310 You tell me what I can do to get you to end this. 639 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,438 - You gotta find my tape. - Sure, okay. 640 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,477 - What kind of tape is it? - It's a demo tape. 641 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:24,035 - We wanna play it on the air. - Is that what you want? 642 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,555 You wanna play this tape on the radio, then you'll come out? 643 00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:29,280 That's right. The machine inside ate the original. 644 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,471 My girlfriend's got the only other copy. 645 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,758 - Give me her number. I'll call her. - Ix-nay, dude. I already tried that. 646 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,797 She's off for the night. You're gonna have to find her. 647 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,871 - Where is she? - I don't know. 648 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,236 Try the Strip somewhere. Maybe the Whiskey. 649 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,789 She's... 650 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,510 she's totally pissed at me, but... 651 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,116 Is that her? She's a real looker. 652 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,839 Yeah. 653 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:56,351 Why don't black people like me? 654 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,397 - Excuse me? - It's just, you know, 655 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,756 I listen to a lot of rap music 656 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,911 and I know how angry black people are 657 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,311 and I feel bad, you know, for all you guys gotta put up with. 658 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,835 Well, that's very nice of you. 659 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,230 How about when you go into a store 660 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,631 and all the clerks start starin' at you like you're gonna rob the place 661 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,598 and you're like, "Hey, I just wanna buy something"? 662 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,195 I'm sorry, that's never happened to me. 663 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,914 - Does that happen to you? - Ah, no, 664 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:25,277 but I'm just saying that would be bad if it did. 665 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,238 Look at Chazz out there doing his thing. 666 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,550 Listen, Chazz. 667 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:32,075 This is gonna take some time, okay? 668 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,231 Now you're gonna have to send out one of the hostages 669 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,959 just as a sign of good faith. 670 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,554 - That's my rules. - All right, fine. 671 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,189 You have your orders, Chief. Now get cracking. 672 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,756 It's more like power slop, but with an edge. 673 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,795 Okay. The cops are going to get Kayla. 674 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,510 I cut a deal with them. We've gotta send one person out. 675 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,911 - Please. - I'll go. 676 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,998 - One of the hostages, doof. - Sorry. 677 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,397 But not me, man. It's just too cool. 678 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,439 Why don't we let Yvonne go, man? She's very nice. 679 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,954 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 680 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,191 I don't see why you automatically have to choose a woman. 681 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,637 Well, it's kind of sexist, don't you think? 682 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,831 I mean, we could draw straws. 683 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,389 - We could... - Okay. 684 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,632 Yvonne, get your shit and go. You'll be home in time for "The Simpsons." 685 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,998 - Stay strong, sister. - Congratulations. 686 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,197 Hey, butterball, 687 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,876 I think you're exceeding the maximum weight limit for that belt. 688 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,514 Wilson, get over here! 689 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,436 I'm sending out a suit on the Sunset Strip for the girlfriend. 690 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,513 I want you there to supervise. 691 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,478 Whoa. 692 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:03,237 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 693 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,194 Whoa! 694 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,318 Whoa, look, we got fans. 695 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,074 I didn't know that many people knew who we were. 696 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,078 Hey, hold this. Thanks. 697 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,635 Hey! 698 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,432 - I'm gonna miss Yvonne. - Let me tell you something. 699 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,398 Don't be chitchatting with these people, man. 700 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,278 They're not your buddies, they're your hostages. 701 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,238 I was just trying to be nice. 702 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,233 Yeah, I know, but then every time you tell somebody to get on the floor 703 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,994 or be quiet, they're gonna be like, "Oh, even me, Pip? 704 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,594 I thought we had something going." 705 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,434 You know, you gotta scare these people. Practice, practice. 706 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,910 - Just try it. - I just feel a little goofy, you know, 707 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,275 trying to be a badass - Why? 708 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,272 - With a water pistol. - They don't know it's a water pistol. 709 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,875 They think it's real, right? Come on, show me what you got. 710 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,269 Come on. 711 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,434 Okay. Get over there, please. Thank you. 712 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:16,999 What are you, a crack baby? Give me that. 713 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,753 - I got it, I got it. - Give me... give me... 714 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,076 - I'll show you. - All right. 715 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:23,390 Hey, you! You shut your mouth, 716 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,200 you chicken-sucking bastard, or I'll stab your eyeballs out 717 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,078 and piss allover your brain! 718 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,799 It's gonna a slaughterhouse in here! 719 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,351 Dead bodies flying through the air like freakin' rag dolls on fire! 720 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,034 Oh, my God. 721 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,079 - Okay? - Okay, all right. Thank you. 722 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,793 - All right, against the wall. - Come on, tough, tough! 723 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,713 Seriously, move it. 724 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,279 I'm not scared, Pip. Come on. 725 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,478 - I'm gonna stab your heads off. - With what, with what? 726 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,153 - With my dick! - Yeah! 727 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,711 Yeah! And blood's gonna come out of your head! 728 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,238 There's nothing you can do about it 'cause I'm a madman! 729 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,313 - That's good. - It kinda hurt my throat. 730 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,791 Come on, come on! Move, move! 731 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,509 Shit! Here comes the cavalry. 732 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,632 So she boots me out of my own house 733 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,518 and now I'm shacking up at the Motor Lodge. 734 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,479 12 years of marriage and devotion down the tubes. 735 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,039 Hello, O'Malley. 736 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,999 Looks like they called you too soon, Mace, everything is solving itself. 737 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,629 Good to hear it 'cause I'm taking over the interior perimeter 738 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,837 and now you and your patrol boys can fall back. 739 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,752 Like hell you are. Didn't you hear what I just said? 740 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,196 - We don't have a situation here. - Oh, yeah? 741 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,271 Well, what do you call an office full of hostages? 742 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,954 Mace, I'm in the middle of negotiations, God damn it. 743 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,077 And until I decide there are no options, 744 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,311 you don't use force. 745 00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,677 Well, okay, O'Malley. It's your show. 746 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,918 - Hello? - Hello. 747 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,311 - May I help you, sir? - Hello. 748 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,711 Please, could you put me through to someone on the scene? 749 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,915 I don't have much time. 750 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,238 Oh, Christ. 751 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,593 Looks like you've got your hands full, Mr. Hostage Negotiator. 752 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,513 Let's go! I want those media people back. 753 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,637 Come on! Move it! Get it back! 754 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,679 - Dispatch has another call from inside. - Swell. 755 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,357 Listen, you sick sack of swill, if you hurt one single... 756 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,511 - I don't have much time. - What? Who is this? 757 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,478 My name is Doug Beech. I work at the radio station. 758 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:32,359 Speak up, Beech. Are they molesting you in any way? 759 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,079 No, I'm hiding in the air-cooling system. 760 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,514 Now, they don't know that I'm here. 761 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,916 I want you to do something for me, Beech, 762 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,798 but I can't allow you to put yourself at risk. 763 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,951 - What? - You got any kind of training? 764 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,192 - I was in the Merchant Marines. - Marines, yeah, I copy that. 765 00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:46,873 Will you get those people away from the van? 766 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,554 - But I was an accountant. - Nah, you won't be held accountable. 767 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,315 Listen, I want you to be my man inside. 768 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,518 This is what I want you to do, Beech. 769 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,830 I want you to check in with me periodically. 770 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,469 I want you to talk to me directly and me only. 771 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,869 I have a number for you to call. 772 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:06,478 Check it out. Come on in. 773 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:10,838 - I'm gonna clip us some Cs, dude. - Sweet. 774 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,913 Hey, you know, we've got these guys by the short curlies. 775 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,957 We could demand free stuff from the cops. 776 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,997 - Check it out. - What am I talking about? 777 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,674 There's probably tons of cool stuff here. Play track two. 778 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,150 As long as we're running the joint, we might as well hear decent jams. 779 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,597 ♪ We came here to entertain you ♪ 780 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,671 ♪ Leaving here we aggravate you ♪ 781 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,151 ♪ Don't you know it means the same to me? ♪ 782 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,789 ♪ I'm the one, the one you love ♪ 783 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,871 ♪ Come on, baby, show your love ♪ 784 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,039 ♪ Yeah, give it to me ♪ 785 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,477 ♪ I see a flow that fills this room ♪ 786 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:56,316 ♪ I see it flowing out of you ♪ 787 00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,155 ♪ Relay your message from above ♪ 788 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,073 ♪ I'm telling you, yeah ♪ 789 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,074 ♪ Show, show your love, babe ♪ 790 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:11,074 ♪ Show your love, babe ♪ 791 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:15,313 ♪ Show, show your love ♪ 792 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,395 ♪ Come on, show your love... ♪ 793 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,719 Oh, yeah! This is the real Rebel Radio. 794 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,190 The voice of the resistance, this is Chazz speaking. 795 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,671 Yo! Shit, man, you guys know how to have fun. 796 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,195 You can't cuss on the air. 797 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,993 Hey, look at all the fresh stuff we found. 798 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,515 There's like 5,000 bucks worth of backstage passes. 799 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,433 - Oh, you guys scored! - Can I "bog" one of these? 800 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,590 You gotta see this. 801 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,593 We've got CDs, we've got T-shirts, we've got... 802 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:13,436 Oh, what have we here? Those sound like concert tickets to me. 803 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,114 What do you say we take a few calls? 804 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,317 This is Ian, you're on the air. 805 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,437 Ooh, and let's turn down your radio, okay, asshole? 806 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,399 I'm sorry. I wanna talk to the guy with the gun. 807 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,518 I just said you're on the air, numbnuts, so talk already. 808 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:29,234 I want some tickets to that Orange County Invasion show 809 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,516 with Penelope Lovestocking and Crimson Shroud. 810 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,798 Oh, man, you actually listen to that Seattle bullshit? 811 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,759 - Shroud rips, dude. - All right, bro, no problem. 812 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,752 You gotta come down to the station and get 'em, though, 813 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,957 because we've got free tickets to give away, 814 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,589 but we are completely surrounded by cops. 815 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,513 - We need some feedback here. Go. - You're on the air. 816 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,557 Whoa, am I on the air? 817 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:51,313 Come on, Butt-Head, give me the phone. 818 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,994 Am I speaking English? What'd I just say, dipshit? 819 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,676 - Come on, Butt-Head! No way. - Shut up, Beavis. 820 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,837 So what do you guys want? 821 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,752 You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right? 822 00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,955 - Yeah. - We saw you guys 823 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,758 at the Wheel Well last month. 824 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,069 You suck. 825 00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,038 Come down here and say that, you punks! 826 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,952 Damn straight, you can kiss my ass. 827 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,350 Hey, why don't you make all the chicks get naked? 828 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,471 Yeah, yeah. Naked. 829 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,995 Usual crop of wizards. 830 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,595 Hey, guys, you're on TV. 831 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,318 Newswoman: A band of failed musicians 832 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,233 lashing out at the society that won't listen to them. 833 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,313 Their target, the only capitalist edifice 834 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,713 their MTV-soaked minds recognize: a rock 'n' roll radio station... 835 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,156 Oh, man, this is complete bullshit. 836 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,472 And I quote, "White urban males are the least likely" 837 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,870 to illicit tears from a city already beleaguered 838 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,156 "by people with real problems." 839 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,391 The mayor is on holiday in Tijuana... 840 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,278 I'd like to croak that bitch. 841 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,279 Mace, we have contact with the man inside. 842 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,238 - Beech, is that you? - It's a lot worse than I thought. 843 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,916 They've got six hostages. It's three weirdos with Uzis. 844 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,400 Outstanding, Beech. 845 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,319 You just keep your eyes open and your tail down. 846 00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,229 Have you got any personnel at home you want me to call, like a wife? 847 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,876 No, no, I don't even have a home. I've got a condo. 848 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,352 Listen, I guess I just tried to wait to meet the right woman. 849 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,989 I guess I should have waited a little longer myself. 850 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,919 Let me tell you about the shrew I married. 851 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,034 I used to come home tired every night, sometimes five, six in the morning. 852 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,158 I dropped my underwear on the floor one time, 853 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,119 had a teeny-weeny little skid mark in it. 854 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,635 You'd have thought I started World War Nine. 855 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,793 - There you go. - Thank you. 856 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,715 Wow, you have really great arms. You should definitely show them off. 857 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,793 - How does he do that? - Hp? 858 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,553 He gets his hands on more bumper than a body shop. 859 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:25,600 With that "I seem so stupid, I must be cute" routine? 860 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:30,231 That's the quiet cool. Chicks, man, they just flock on it. 861 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,153 Man, you got hot CDs here and I never hear this stuff. 862 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,039 - Why don't you ever play these guys? - That's Milo's call. 863 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,430 - Why don't we play 'em, Milo? - Listen, if they're so hot, 864 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,398 how come they're not tearing up the charts, babe? 865 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,632 'Cause you never play 'em, babe. You suck. 866 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,791 - What do you think, Ian? - Well, to tell you the truth, 867 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,951 I stick to the classics myself. 868 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,430 I'm afraid rock 'n' roll's been all downhill since Lennon died. 869 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,034 You know, my whole life, 870 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:55,556 people have been cramming this classic-rock crap just down my throat. 871 00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,597 And you really think I give a shit about the Beatles? 872 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,435 No offense, but today's music doesn't have a whole lot to say. 873 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:05,150 Is that right? So you're gonna tell me that "Purple Haze" says something? 874 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,352 Hey, Ian, man, wait till you hear our stuff. 875 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,555 We kick ass. 876 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,076 Swell. Yeah, I can't wait to hear your brilliant song. 877 00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,557 Beats the shit out of the fruity music you listen to, tough guy. 878 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:20,839 Slick's got himself a whole crate of Kenny G CDs and you're talking trash? 879 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,031 A crate of CDs? 880 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,191 Yeah, he's got a stockpile of easy-listening 881 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,990 - shit-shingles in his office. - You don't even listen to music, Milo. 882 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,753 What are you doing with a whole crate of CDs? 883 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,151 Those are free promos, Ian. I use 'em as stocking stuffers at Christmas. 884 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,038 It's the middle of July! 885 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:39,875 Aloha, out there in radio land. 886 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,112 This is Oedipus Rex on WKPP-Rex 887 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,669 comin' at ya, smooth-talking DJ terrorist. 888 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,559 These guys rule, man. You're gonna hear some new shit right now. 889 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,358 A whole box of that crap right there. 890 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,393 Yeah, dude. 891 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,951 Blond wearing something tight and black. 892 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,114 Great. Grand. Wonderful. 893 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,233 Come on, fellas. Let's put a sock in it, okay? 894 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,631 What the hell are these? 895 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,515 They're shorts, Ian. You know, pants with little legs? 896 00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:38,677 And this? 897 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,480 Hey, I don't have to explain myself to you, babe. 898 00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,153 - Come here. - What? I'm right here. 899 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:52,153 Speak to me. What's goin' down? 900 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,399 Okay, um... we're changing formats. 901 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,234 Sunday midnight, the station goes soft rock. 902 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,516 Rebel Radio's goin' soft? 903 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,513 Well, we're changing the name of the station to The Rain. 904 00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,878 You know, "Relax to the mellow sounds of The Rain on KPPX." 905 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,559 That, and we're being forced to restaff. 906 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,712 - You pud! - All those blow jobs for nothing. 907 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,350 You're firing me, you little snake-in-the-grass bastard? 908 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,273 Where do you get the balls to fire me? 909 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,556 This was handed down from above, Ian! 910 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:28,472 I fought this kicking and screaming! 911 00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,758 You've just begun to kick and scream, you sniveling putz! 912 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,878 - I'll kill you! - Ah! 913 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,713 Fight! 914 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,792 - Yeah! - Ooh! Ow, my spine! 915 00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:00,071 You're Kayla! 916 00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:03,232 I need to talk to you about Chazz Darvey. 917 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,597 If Chazz needs any bail money, you can just tell him to forget it. 918 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,230 Look, there's a situation down at Rebel Radio. 919 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,280 I'm gonna need to take you in. Look, Chazz says you've got a tape. 920 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:20,112 - Please! - Hey, check out Barney Fife. 921 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,432 Don't you think you're out of your league, chunk-style? 922 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,910 Look, I don't wanna have to bring you boys in on a 148. 923 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:43,392 That's obstruction. 924 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,118 Now what are you gonna do about that? 925 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,956 Ow! 926 00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,952 Improvise. 927 00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,557 So she says to me, "He was only cleaning the pool filter, Sniggles." 928 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:07,270 And I'm thinking to myself, "It's 7:00 p.m., he's in dungarees 929 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,158 and his equipment is bone-dry." 930 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,473 Pool filter, my ass! Thing is, she could have left me for a plastic surgeon, 931 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,758 but a lousy pool cleaner?! 932 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,871 Kayla, if you're out there listening, 933 00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,997 listen, I really need that demo tape 934 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,037 and you've gotta get down to the station. 935 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,793 - We'll talk about it when you get here. - Damn it. 936 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,671 Shoo, dog. Oh, shoo! 937 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,151 Now stay. 938 00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,714 Uh, 67 copies of "Moby-Dick." 939 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,869 - The movie or the book? - They made a book out of that? 940 00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:17,917 - Yeah, I think so. - Yeah, get the book. 941 00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,196 What are you guys doing? 942 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,596 We're taking the cops up on those demands they wanted. 943 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,478 - We've got a killer list going. - Yeah, check it out. 944 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,313 We ask for airplay and whatever else we want, 945 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,153 then we demand a whole bunch of weird stuff. 946 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,038 This way, we can plead insanity later. 947 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:33,278 - Where did this come from? - Pip's idea. 948 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,070 - Way to go, Pip. - You guys are crazy, man. 949 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,880 You're all Whoo-hoo and shit. 950 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,870 - So, what else we got so far? - Number one: airplay, underlined twice. 951 00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,350 Number two: a football helmet filled with cottage cheese. 952 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,353 Number three: a Zon walnut bass with a graphite neck. 953 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,636 - Thank you. - Hey, wait. What about some for me? 954 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,235 Go for broke. It's on the LAPD. 955 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,756 I want me a PRS Guitar with a dragon inlay. 956 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:01,240 - Nice. - Yeah! 957 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,073 I'm coming, you bastard. 958 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,477 Number 13: naked pictures of Bea Arthur. 959 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,359 - Excuse me? - The chick from "The Golden Girls." 960 00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,751 Look, I know who she is. Come on, fellas, I'm just a street cop. 961 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,390 How am I supposed to find all this stuff? A giant baby bottle? 962 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,836 - Give me a break. - You better figure it out, Papi, 963 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,158 or it's curtains for everyone. Oh, yeah, and we want a record contract, 964 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,994 so let's get some kind of record executive down here pronto. 965 00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,360 - What? - What are you asking for 966 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,796 - a record contract for? - That's what we want. 967 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,110 Look, you don't demand one from the cops, okay? 968 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,636 - It's gotta come unsolicited. - What's unsolicited? 969 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,194 - Forget it. Just forget it. - What did I do, man? 970 00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,595 Come on, I'm just yankin' the guy. 971 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,149 Hey, look, it's one thing to goof around a little bit, okay, 972 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,476 but we do have a serious agenda here. Now are you with that? 973 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:53,109 - Yeah, I'm with that. - Good. 974 00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,674 Moody. 975 00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,998 Pip, what are you thinking about? 976 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,150 Swimming pools. 977 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,311 Swimming pools, huh? 978 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,869 Yeah. I wish I was in one right now. 979 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,600 The water's all clear and cool, 980 00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,639 then you spin around in there like an egg. 981 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,358 - Do you have a girlfriend? - Mm-mm. 982 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,875 No? 983 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,351 It's kind of weird us meeting like this, huh? 984 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,193 I don't know. 985 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:42,998 We got that background check in. 986 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,231 Yeah, let me see this. 987 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,198 "Chazz Darvey, born Jerkwater, Iowa." 988 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,512 Real name: Chester Ogilvie. 989 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,913 DMV says his occupation is "master of ceremonies." 990 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,072 - Rest? - Just two tickets for helmet violation. 991 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,631 Just another small-town punk comin' out west to be a star. 992 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,518 - Anything else? - Yeah, local PD 993 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,956 just faxed us this picture. 994 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,591 Chester. 995 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,036 I promise I'm giving you the same rate as everybody else. 996 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:16,392 I know it's steep, but think how many people are gonna be listening. 997 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,870 This is prime advertising. 998 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,230 Yo, scumbag, what are you doing? 999 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,959 Are you selling ads on our airtime? 1000 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,679 Hold on a second, will you, Brad? 1001 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,434 Do you mind? I've got a station to run here. 1002 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:28,749 Yeah, I'm back. 1003 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,749 If the cops kill him before the spot runs, you'll get a complete refund. 1004 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,560 Oh! Uh, Brad. 1005 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,878 You just hung up on a very important man. Ah! 1006 00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,077 Oh. 1007 00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,519 Help. 1008 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,716 Did you find anything in that van? 1009 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,030 - Drugs? - Nah, just some toys 1010 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,157 and a bunch of pool-cleaning gear. 1011 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,789 Pool-cleaning gear? 1012 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:13,519 Give me that damn phone. 1013 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,240 - What?! A gun?! - That's affirmative. 1014 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,279 These cowboys are much more dangerous than I thought. 1015 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,636 Now just work your way up the ventilation ducts to the roof. 1016 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,199 A couple of my men will meet you there. 1017 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,670 - Yeah, but a gun? - Mace out. 1018 00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,239 Hey, can I ask you something? 1019 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,670 What's with you guys and these tattoos? 1020 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,309 Check it out. 1021 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,756 I got this barbed wire here. 1022 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,073 Gecko. 1023 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:42,160 And this one is so cool. It's, uh, the Grim Reaper. 1024 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,472 See? I'm gonna get some more cash and probably color it in 1025 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,950 or put some chaps on it or something. 1026 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,031 You know, I mean, I can understand "Mom" 1027 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,919 or "I Heart Wanda," 1028 00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,479 but why the Reaper? 1029 00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,517 Well... 1030 00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,473 it's like death is stalking me 1031 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,991 and he's telling me I better get off my ass and get this band rolling. 1032 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,800 This is for real. I gotta cut a record. 1033 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,476 I figure, you know, I'm screwed up and average enough 1034 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,234 that I could write a song that'll live on forever 1035 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,193 and then after that, it don't matter. 1036 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,993 You know? 1037 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,833 Okay, kiddies, listen up 1038 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,753 because this is Ian the Shark's final night here at KPPX. 1039 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,275 That's right. Special unscheduled announcement: 1040 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,513 effective Monday, this station goes easy listening. 1041 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,274 We're having a big farewell parking-lot party tonight, 1042 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,071 so come on down! 1043 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,880 Now part of our final hurrah, we have a special segment called: 1044 00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,395 "Getting To Know Your Armed Assailant." 1045 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,637 Now we have Chazz Darvy here. 1046 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,713 Now, Chazz, you say all you wanna do is be heard. 1047 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,474 Well, you've got the whole world listening. What do you got to say? 1048 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,190 Well, I guess all we have to say is that we wanna be heard. 1049 00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,313 Yeah, well, we've kind of established that. What else? 1050 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,598 Hey, man, what are you doing, man? You can't be putting me on the spot. 1051 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,956 What, do you want him to make a speech? Who does he look like, Sting? 1052 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,198 Okay, you've sold out the Forum. 1053 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,193 You're standing in front of 20,000 screaming fans. 1054 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,829 What are you gonna say to 'em? 1055 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,640 I'm gonna say rock 'n' roll! 1056 01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,995 Warp speed, Mr. Sulu! 1057 01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,594 Yeah. 1058 01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,952 That's It? You're gonna scream, "Rock 'n' roll"? 1059 01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:32,555 - You're gonna go to jail for that? - There's a saying, Milo: 1060 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,075 "If it's too loud, you're too old." 1061 01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:27,515 - Where are you goin'? - You mind if I take a pee, man? 1062 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,149 Good luck. 1063 01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,998 Don't forget to shake. 1064 01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,391 Milo. 1065 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:40,200 What are you doing, you little buttnut? 1066 01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,749 Milo, Milo, Milo. Milo! Open the door, let us out. 1067 01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,911 - Milo! - Quiet. 1068 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:49,352 - Open the door, Milo. - Quiet. 1069 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:51,511 Open that door, Milo. 1070 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,753 - What the hell was that? - I don't know. 1071 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,593 Don't yell at me, Milo. 1072 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,354 You're screwing on my $1,400 leather couch! 1073 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,831 You're just so rude! You don't just burst in here without knocking. 1074 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,640 If there is one stain on that couch... 1075 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,677 You'll what?! Fire me? 1076 01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,592 Well, guess what, I quit! 1077 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,639 Oh, don't. I don't want you to lose your job over this. 1078 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,359 Milo, this was my bust. 1079 01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,239 A scream fest... oh, Pip. 1080 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,311 Get your filthy shoes off my furniture! 1081 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,232 Suzzi, you can leave right now. 1082 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:26,916 No, I can't, because I'm a hostage and Pip is my... 1083 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,276 Pip is my man with a gun. 1084 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,673 - And he says I get to stay. Right, Pip? - Sorry, dude. 1085 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,638 Pip, put the monster away. 1086 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,837 Oh, now what? 1087 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,399 All right, everybody, back to the booth. 1088 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,198 Ah! 1089 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,316 Oh, please, no. Don't do this. 1090 01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,915 I can't take it, man. My aunt was buried alive! 1091 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,111 - Give it a rest. - Not in the closet! 1092 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:54,715 - What are they trying to pull now? - Messin' with our heads. 1093 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,269 Chazz! Chazz. Guys. 1094 01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,000 Hey, Chazz, let me in. 1095 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:01,833 Keep an eye on him, Pip. 1096 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,356 Chazz. Hey, guys. Chazz, let me in. 1097 01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,399 - Who are you? - Chris Moore, Capitol Records. 1098 01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:09,914 A and R. Come on, let me in. 1099 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,479 I told you, man. Things are going our way. 1100 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,399 Take three steps back from the door. 1101 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:18,070 Toss me some ID. 1102 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,958 All right, man, how'd you find us? 1103 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,236 The cops told me you guys are looking for a record contract. 1104 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,273 There is something going on here. We've gotta take advantage of this. 1105 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,078 - Come on, let's talk. - Yeah, what's that? 1106 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,078 What's that? Will you look? This is hot. 1107 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,590 You guys are the hottest thing since Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. 1108 01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,274 - Marky Mark! That guy sucks. - Okay, forget Marky Mark. 1109 01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,670 There's magic out here, guys. Let's talk contracts. 1110 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,558 I promise you, someday we're gonna be backstage 1111 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,677 at the Forum laughing about this. 1112 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,797 All right, let me ask you a question. 1113 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,469 What side did you take in the big David Lee Roth / Van Halen split? 1114 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,358 - What do you mean? - What kind of question is that? 1115 01:03:47,520 --> 01:03:50,797 - What side did you take? Halen or Roth? - Van Halen. 1116 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,270 - He's a cop. - Later, bacon. 1117 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,272 - Oink, oink. - Strictly a judgment call. 1118 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,590 They sold a lot of records after Dave left the group. 1119 01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,797 Come on, one more question. Hey, Chazz, come on, one more. 1120 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:00,950 Right, right, right. 1121 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:03,111 Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? 1122 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:04,873 - Lemmy. - Ah! 1123 01:04:05,040 --> 01:04:07,077 - God. - Wrong, dickhead. Trick question. 1124 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,953 - Lemmy is God. - Oh, come on. 1125 01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:13,193 Get outta here! Get outta here! Get outta here! 1126 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,112 What the hell is this, O'Malley, huh? 1127 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:17,317 Now you bring in a cop, are you trying to kill me? 1128 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:21,189 Is that it? I'm not going nowhere, pal! You put the power back on. 1129 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:24,193 You can't be rambling on-air like that. You're stirring the crowd up. 1130 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,513 I got free concert tickets here! For me and you and you... 1131 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,557 What the hell is going on? Get those people outta here! 1132 01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,354 Get 'em outta here! 1133 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,911 I love a parade! 1134 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:41,591 Hey, man, did you check out all that poony, man? 1135 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:44,070 We could parlay this into a hummer at least! They love us! 1136 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,038 Yeah, they love us. 1137 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,033 - You put the power back on! - No, I'm not gonna do that, Chazz. 1138 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,555 I'm drawing the line there! 1139 01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:54,280 Yo, is everyone havin' a good time tonight? 1140 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,874 Yeah! 1141 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,509 So you gonna let the cops shut this party down? 1142 01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,672 So they got the guns. We got the numbers! 1143 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,993 Rodney King! Rodney King! 1144 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,516 Rodney King! Rodney King! 1145 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:23,518 - Holy shit! - Rodney King? 1146 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,957 - What's that supposed to mean? - He's that guy. 1147 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,873 Rodney King! Rodney King! 1148 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,559 All right, damn it! Turn the goddamn power back on. 1149 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,152 - Chazz! Chazz! - Kayla! Kayla! 1150 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:50,391 Hey, I tried to call you. I'm sorry, it was my fault. 1151 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,597 No, you don't have to say that. I was being a bitch. 1152 01:05:52,800 --> 01:05:54,199 Why don't you give it up, Chester? 1153 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,919 You and sweetie pie can talk it over later. 1154 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,832 You stay out of this and get your hands off her! 1155 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,594 - Why did he call you that? - Uh... 1156 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,956 There's a lot Chester didn't tell you about. Right, Chester? 1157 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:06,590 - What's he talking about, Chazz? - It's, uh... he's, uh... 1158 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:10,196 uh, shi... you, man... Kayla, there's something I gotta tell you. 1159 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,471 What? 1160 01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,871 Um... 1161 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:17,678 I was a geek in high school. 1162 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,400 I had really short hair. 1163 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,154 I played Dungeons and Dragons. 1164 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:26,392 I had a bug collection. I ate my boogers. 1165 01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,712 My name's not Chazz. 1166 01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,991 It's Chester. 1167 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,835 And I understand if you don't love me anymore. 1168 01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,311 I played D&D, too! 1169 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,640 I was editor of the school magazine. 1170 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,598 Yeah! 1171 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,872 I used to wear corduroy pants. 1172 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,354 I used to masturbate constantly. 1173 01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:05,270 - We're with you, Chazz. - I want your body! 1174 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,993 Chazz! Chazz! Chazz! 1175 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,872 Okay, everybody, this is my girlfriend Kayla. 1176 01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:44,075 She brought the tape. 1177 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,151 - About time. - Hey, what's happening? 1178 01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:48,357 We're going on the air, Pip. We're going live! This is it, man! 1179 01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,353 - This is the payoff. - Oh, whoa. What happened to this? 1180 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:55,036 - It fell off the nightstand. - What did you do to my tape? 1181 01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,157 - Can we even play this? - I don't know. 1182 01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,914 Maybe if I clean it up and respool it. Christ! 1183 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,356 I came all the way down here just to bring you that stupid tape. 1184 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,511 Yeah, and you took real good care of it, didn't you, Yoko?! 1185 01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,552 Okay, everybody, shut up! 1186 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,031 Chazz, I have been with you... 1187 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,874 almost as long as these two assholes! 1188 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,670 I think it's about time they treated me with a little respect! 1189 01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:19,116 This thing smells like piss, man. 1190 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,550 Kayla, I don't have time for this noise. 1191 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,950 Did you come to bitch at Rex or to help us out? 1192 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,197 'Cause you're being a complete... 1193 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,278 I can't believe this! After all I've done for you! 1194 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,239 And what do you do? You chew me out in front of your friends! 1195 01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,994 - You're acting like a spaz! - What about you? 1196 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:42,118 You go and pull this moron stunt. 1197 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,954 If you would just think for one second 1198 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,191 instead of always trying to be little glory boy. 1199 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,749 - Is that so, huh? - Yeah, that's so, Chester. 1200 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:51,319 You're outta here. 1201 01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,670 - What? - Get outta here! Get lost, all right? 1202 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,274 I got a million things going through my brain, 1203 01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:56,914 I don't need your stupid bullshit, too. 1204 01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,310 I'm a part of this. You wrote that song for me. 1205 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:00,595 That's my song! 1206 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,752 I wrote that song before I even met you. 1207 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:11,199 Everybody, go about your business. 1208 01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,798 Go about your business. 1209 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,112 Nobody look at me! 1210 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,994 My Christ! What are you doing? 1211 01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:36,958 You don't even care! 1212 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,555 You don't even care what happens to me! 1213 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:43,600 What have I got? My guitar, my bike, and my woman. 1214 01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,876 That's all I got in the world. And you keep kicking me out! 1215 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,758 It's making me insane! 1216 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,878 I figure if I get a record contract, I can make it up to you. 1217 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,593 I'm doing this for you! 1218 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,797 I suppose now you're gonna say that you love me, right? 1219 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,072 Oh, come on! Here I am, I'm holding a gun to a guy's head 1220 01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,834 just so the whole world can hear your song. 1221 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,277 - Is that love or what? - Tell me. 1222 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,592 - What do you want from me? - Tell me. 1223 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,793 All right. 1224 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,477 - I love you. - Oh, my God. 1225 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,674 What else can I say? 1226 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:38,516 Oh, God! 1227 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,671 Oh! 1228 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,518 Well, that fried out most of the board. 1229 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,755 - Damn it. - Great. 1230 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:49,069 Shit! 1231 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:57,073 Goddamn. 1232 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,510 Hey, you guys, bring in the stuff. 1233 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,670 Yeah! 1234 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,751 I can't believe they actually found all this crap. 1235 01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:04,195 I don't know, man. Maybe we didn't make the demands weird enough, huh? 1236 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:08,638 Man, these are my people. Hey, hey, we're partyin' in here. 1237 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,877 Whoo! We got all kinds of beer. 1238 01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:17,033 Am I rockin' or what? 1239 01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:23,477 Shit. 1240 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,434 Die, dog! 1241 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,791 It's a plastic gun! 1242 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,759 Oh, my eyes! 1243 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:47,914 No, not me! 1244 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:54,194 - It's a plastic gun! - A plastic gun?! 1245 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:57,318 Did you hear that? It's a plastic gun. We're moving in. 1246 01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:00,791 Everybody get back to the booth! 1247 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,679 Hold it! 1248 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,672 Don't anybody move! 1249 01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,357 Now back up against the wall 1250 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,670 and put your hands above your heads. 1251 01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,718 - It's a real gun! - Fall back behind the barriers. 1252 01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:45,030 God help us all! 1253 01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:51,559 It's all right, Chazz. Stay calm. We're pulling back. 1254 01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:02,396 Body count! Body count! 1255 01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:11,554 Everybody get back to the booth! Get back! Get back! 1256 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:14,234 - Hurry up! Move it, move it, move it. - Cockroach. 1257 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:18,391 Ah! 1258 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,236 - Hello. - Yes, hello. Put the pig on! 1259 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:38,157 - Chazz, is everybody okay in there? - You "shitwich"! 1260 01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:40,755 - What the hell was that bullshit? - I'm gonna grease somebody in here, 1261 01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,230 - I swear to Christ! - Chazz, don't do anything crazy. 1262 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,755 - What was all that firing about? - You tell me, buddy! 1263 01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,359 You've got guys coming in the ceiling at me! 1264 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,433 Just calm down. I swear to you, we don't have anybody trying to break in. 1265 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,592 - I wouldn't do that to you. - Okay, if this bullshit happens again, 1266 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:56,599 - I'm gonna start blasting, so help me! - You have my word. 1267 01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:00,998 - How long before you play your tape? - Uh, how long? 1268 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:04,232 Uh, we're working on it. I don't know. Pretty soon. 1269 01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,074 I'll have a record executive for you, okay? He'll be here soon. 1270 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,436 Now you know my rules. 1271 01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,194 How about sending out another hostage just as a sign... 1272 01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,118 That guy in the ceiling, what was that? 1273 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,594 He says he doesn't know. 1274 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:19,870 Hey, man, back there, that was huge. Thanks. 1275 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,396 - Rock 'n' roll. - Whoo. 1276 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,039 Okay, who's got a Tic Tac? 1277 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,118 Hello there, boys. 1278 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,957 Hi, Chazz. Jimmie Wing. Remember me? 1279 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,316 I was thinking about you after our meeting yesterday 1280 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:44,949 and I wanted to get in touch, but you didn't leave your phone number. 1281 01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,191 Yeah. Well, I figured you'd come around. 1282 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:50,671 This is the chimp from Palatine? I told you, man. We scored. 1283 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,832 - Hi there. Jimmie Wing. - Hi. How are you? 1284 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,152 Bea Arthur. Outstanding. 1285 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,999 Can you believe it? 1286 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,476 A record exec came all the way down here to meet you guys. 1287 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,510 - You have to be careful. - Jimmie! 1288 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:11,672 Entertainment executives make their living screwing people. 1289 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,150 - Got a proposition for you. - Oh, shit. 1290 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:17,995 Okay, I know you think I'm a dick... cheese... burger or whatever, 1291 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,356 but you're gonna need someone to negotiate for you. 1292 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,989 I will offer my services for 10 percent of the pretax gross. 1293 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,195 That's standard. 1294 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:25,998 Shine on that, Chazz. It ain't worth it. 1295 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:29,278 Think about it. These things can be very tricky. 1296 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,993 You know, he's right. 1297 01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:35,472 My ex-boyfriend Parker was a model, and one time they stole his shoes. 1298 01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:42,197 - He hasn't even heard the demo yet. - Well, if he likes it, 1299 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,034 - I'd like to help. - What do you think, Ian? 1300 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:47,595 No, he's right. But make that 5 percent, Milo, 1301 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,036 you scum-sucking weasel. 1302 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:51,713 Okay, done. 1303 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,349 - Untie me. - You're doing so good, babe. 1304 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,910 Now what? 1305 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,513 Hey, Rex, Rex? It's me. Rex! 1306 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,552 It's that surfer guy, he wants to come back inside. 1307 01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,189 What? Will you tell that guy to piss off? 1308 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:13,159 Guys! Guys! 1309 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,440 - Hey, no dice, man. Get outta here. - Oh, come on, Rex. 1310 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,876 Let me back in, man. I'm not gonna try anything. 1311 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:24,237 - You shouldn't have escaped, then. - Come on, bro. I was havin' a blast! 1312 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:27,552 Come on, Rex. Rex! 1313 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,439 I wanna get a drum set that goes underwater 1314 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:33,831 so in the middle of our show they dunk me in a tank and I can do my solo. 1315 01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,111 Cool. 1316 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:39,432 Dude, I'm gonna get me a leather jumpsuit with the crotch cut out. 1317 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,432 Rex, can you set up this sound system 1318 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,637 so Jimmie Wing can hear the tape in the conference room? 1319 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:47,470 - I'm just... I gotta... - Yeah, go ahead. 1320 01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:52,113 Hey, Rex, man. We're gonna go to jail, huh? 1321 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,632 Small price to pay for being a legend. 1322 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:58,110 Remember when Ozzy got busted for pissing on the Alamo 1323 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,112 and was banned from San Antonio for a decade? 1324 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,597 Did his time, went back, rocked the place. 1325 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:06,274 Section G where it says 1326 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:09,193 "riots, civil disturbance, war, acts of God," et cetera. 1327 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,237 - What about it? - Amend that to exclude 1328 01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:12,799 this kidnap-hostage crisis. 1329 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,389 That can be construed as an act of public enemy. 1330 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:17,119 - Done. - Bro, where's the tape deck? 1331 01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:19,749 Oh, why? We need that, too? 1332 01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:22,156 - Let me see your arm. - Why? 1333 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:24,152 - Ow! - Get it, retard. 1334 01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:36,716 ♪ Look me in the eye ♪ 1335 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:41,351 ♪ Then tell me that I'm satisfied ♪ 1336 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:48,754 ♪ Are you satisfied? ♪ 1337 01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,793 ♪ Everything goes ♪ 1338 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,840 ♪ Well, if anything goes all of the time ♪ 1339 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,229 ♪ Everything you dream of ♪ 1340 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:03,437 ♪ Is right in front of ya... ♪ 1341 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,039 - The board's fried. I can't fix It. - Oh! 1342 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:14,555 No, Ian. Come on, man, you gotta help me. 1343 01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,792 I don't know what to tell ya. There's nothing more that I can do. 1344 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,719 - This is it, babe. - All set, Chazz. 1345 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:25,952 - Here we go, my man. - This is so exciting! 1346 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,033 - Oh, my God. Here it is. - All right. 1347 01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,038 - Record contract? - Uh-huh. 1348 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:34,710 - We got a record contract! - Everything's square, too. 1349 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,714 Just autograph it on the last page and you got yourself a deal. 1350 01:19:38,880 --> 01:19:41,030 Hah! We got a contract! 1351 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,953 We got a contract! 1352 01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,112 - We made it, babe. - Congratulations! 1353 01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:52,357 - Stop! - Hey, man, what are you doing? 1354 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:53,919 Hey, bro, we got signed! 1355 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,913 - No, way. Are you crapping me? - What are you doing with that? 1356 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,878 - Didn't you play the song for him? - No, no. 1357 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,713 We didn't hook this thing up yet. 1358 01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:05,515 - So you two haven't heard the demo? - I heard it on the radio earlier. 1359 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:08,559 You heard it for about five seconds and then it got ate. 1360 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:11,758 Well, Chazz, my man, 1361 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,434 it's not just the music, it's the way you talk about it. 1362 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:16,398 You have such passion. 1363 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:19,837 - Whoa, whoa. What am I hearing? - What's wrong, man? 1364 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,113 - No deal. No. - What's this? 1365 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:27,510 - What are you talking about? - No deal! 1366 01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,910 Yesterday, dick-shine here kicks me out of Palatine Records 1367 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,754 and today he has a record contract for me to sign. 1368 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:34,797 He hasn't even heard my tape. No deal! 1369 01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:36,394 But this is what you wanted! 1370 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,830 You wanna know what I think of your contract? 1371 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,230 Allow me to demonstrate. 1372 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,314 He wipes his ass with his record contract. 1373 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:52,711 - I love this guy. - But we still have a deal, right? 1374 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,394 I wanna be a rock star someday, but on my own terms. 1375 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:58,074 Well, I got some news for you, big guy. 1376 01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,719 You already are a star. 1377 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:02,918 You can't buy this kind of media exposure. 1378 01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,913 We are sitting on a gold mine here. 1379 01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,594 I am offering a long-term contract 1380 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,632 that will get your music out to millions of listeners, 1381 01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:12,672 plus a whole lot more. 1382 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,719 Like what "a whole lot more"? 1383 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,951 Well, ever since you signed this contract, 1384 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:20,191 you've been under the umbrella of Palatine Records. 1385 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:23,796 We have an army of attorneys looking out for all our investments. 1386 01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,999 Chazz, rock stars don't go to jail. 1387 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:31,994 Christ. Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody. 1388 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:35,755 Hey, buddy, you swear you can get us off? 1389 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,275 I swear... if you guys play ball. 1390 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,511 That's what I'm here for. 1391 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:42,478 Hey, Chazz, why don't we just play the tape on the air? 1392 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:43,835 They're gonna be throwing deals at us. 1393 01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:46,077 Can't do that, man. Console's busted. 1394 01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:50,030 It's this or nothing. 1395 01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:00,396 Okay. Super-duper. We're making records. 1396 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,637 What about the song? 1397 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:06,031 - How we gonna play... - Ah. I'm already ahead of you. 1398 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,837 Officer O'Malley. Jimmie Wing. 1399 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:17,071 What are you doing sending me in with these animals? 1400 01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,715 They're completely out of control. 1401 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:21,439 Yes. Yes. 1402 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:24,035 They have some more demands. 1403 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,560 Okay, in just a few moments now, 1404 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:39,239 we're gonna be witnessing the culmination 1405 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:41,073 of this extraordinary rock 'n' roll drama. 1406 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,754 Alive performance by "The Lone Rangers." 1407 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,672 Wait a minute. Cut it, cut it. That can't be right. 1408 01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,592 You can't pluralize "Lone Ranger." 1409 01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:50,752 If he's too expensive, get the guy who did the Guns N' Roses video. 1410 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:52,911 - Try for John Landis. - Landis is huge. 1411 01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:55,879 This is great. This is a major media event. 1412 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:59,396 We have lights, we have crowds... We are gonna bury Lollapalooza! 1413 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,359 - I said no! - Look at the boots they gave me. 1414 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,830 - Excuse me. - How is this? 1415 01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:08,271 - I feel kinda goofy. - You look like an idiot. 1416 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,956 Remember, this only works if you still have the hostages. 1417 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,997 Okay, Kayla, guns up. 1418 01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:29,958 Hey, what about me? 1419 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,313 Oh, yeah! 1420 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,274 I love you, Chazz! 1421 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,399 This is a soggy dream come true! 1422 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,870 This is rockin'. Yeah! 1423 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,317 - All right! - Whoo! 1424 01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:00,994 Let's give it to 'em. 1425 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:05,240 Oh, yeah. 1426 01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,999 Hey, man. 1427 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:29,439 - What?! It's not turned on. - They ain't givin' us no juice. 1428 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:32,240 The amps are props. They're just background for the video. 1429 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,040 We'll play your tape through the PA system and you pantomime. 1430 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,873 - What, are you yanking me? - Look, look, 1431 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:39,839 if you don't do it this way, then we won't be able to sync it up in post. 1432 01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:42,435 Okay, Rex, lift up the gun so they can see it. 1433 01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:45,353 - I ain't lip-syncing, man. - It's a video. 1434 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:49,150 - People always lip-sync in videos. - Oh, come on, this is bullshit. 1435 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,994 That's all we are to you, huh? Some freak show? 1436 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:54,879 For all you care, our album could be Pip farting on a snare drum. 1437 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:57,793 - Guys! - I ain't fartin' on no snare drum. 1438 01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:01,351 If you guys don't do it, we don't have a deal. 1439 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:05,514 Me and the lawyers from Palatine Records, we walk. 1440 01:25:05,680 --> 01:25:08,513 - Now do you get that? - All right. Come here. 1441 01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:10,512 Come here, man. We can't do that. 1442 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,559 - Don't make us be lame. - Okay. Roll tape. 1443 01:25:16,360 --> 01:25:19,751 Listen, dirthead, shut your mouth and do what you're told. 1444 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,439 What are you doing? We're filming! 1445 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,273 Play, you little maggot. 1446 01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:54,319 Jimmie, get out of there. You're ruining my shot. 1447 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:58,269 Listen, I own you! I own you! 1448 01:25:58,440 --> 01:25:59,794 Oh, yeah! 1449 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:03,351 You can't see nothin' from back there, you filthy scumbags! 1450 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:07,195 Come on down! 1451 01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,954 Come on, let's go! 1452 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,316 Holy shit! Back it up! 1453 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:23,915 Just get outta the way. Let 'em go. 1454 01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,359 It's total anarchy! 1455 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,838 - Whoo! - Check it out, man. They dig our song. 1456 01:27:01,320 --> 01:27:03,516 All right! Rock 'n' roll! 1457 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,034 ♪ What's Johnny doin' out on a Tuesday night? ♪ 1458 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,635 ♪ Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write ♪ 1459 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:45,000 ♪ Kids just don't understand ♪ 1460 01:27:45,160 --> 01:27:47,436 ♪ Johnny don't care about the world ♪ 1461 01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:51,150 ♪ As long as he can do his girl ♪ 1462 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:54,312 ♪ And prove that he's a man ♪ 1463 01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:59,634 ♪ Degenerated ♪ 1464 01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:04,351 ♪ And our minds are vegetated ♪ 1465 01:28:04,520 --> 01:28:07,399 ♪ Degenerated ♪ 1466 01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:09,278 ♪ Degenerated... ♪ - Rex! 1467 01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:15,072 - What are you doin', man? - ♪ Vegetated ♪ 1468 01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:20,235 ♪ Degenerated ♪ 1469 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,916 We start touring in six months. 1470 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:28,072 Well, three months if they behave themselves. 1471 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,112 ♪ Degenerate, degenerate ♪ 1472 01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:33,631 ♪ Degenerate, degenerate. ♪ 1473 01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:32,840 ♪ Nine to five and five to nine ♪ 1474 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,833 ♪ Ain't gonna take it, it's our time ♪ 1475 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,709 ♪ We want the world and we want it now ♪ 1476 01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:42,599 ♪ We're gonna take it anyhow ♪ 1477 01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:48,836 ♪ We want the airwaves ♪ 1478 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,640 ♪ We want the airwaves, baby ♪ 1479 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:55,680 ♪ If rock is gonna stay alive ♪ 1480 01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:57,672 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1481 01:29:57,840 --> 01:29:59,399 ♪ Well, all right ♪ 1482 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,393 ♪ Let's rock tonight ♪ 1483 01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:05,279 ♪ All night ♪ 1484 01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:11,035 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1485 01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,032 ♪ Well, all right ♪ 1486 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:16,272 ♪ Let's rock tonight ♪ 1487 01:30:16,440 --> 01:30:21,799 ♪ All night ♪ 1488 01:30:28,000 --> 01:30:30,560 ♪ Where's your guts and your will to survive? ♪ 1489 01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:34,395 ♪ Don't you wanna keep rock 'n' roll music alive? ♪ 1490 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,313 ♪ Mr. Programmer, I got my hammer ♪ 1491 01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:40,359 ♪ And I'm gonna smash my, smash my radio ♪ 1492 01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:47,074 ♪ We want the airwaves ♪ 1493 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,880 ♪ We want the airwaves, baby ♪ 1494 01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:52,953 ♪ If rock is gonna stay alive ♪ 1495 01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:55,157 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1496 01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:57,391 ♪ Well, all right ♪ 1497 01:30:57,560 --> 01:31:00,234 ♪ Let's rock tonight ♪ 1498 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,994 ♪ All night ♪ 1499 01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:09,473 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1500 01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,119 ♪ Well, all right ♪ 1501 01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:13,749 ♪ Let's rock tonight ♪ 1502 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:19,359 ♪ All night ♪ 1503 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:56,440 ♪ We want the airwaves ♪ 1504 01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:04,512 ♪ We want the airwaves, baby. ♪ 120288

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